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- čas přidán 7. 06. 2024
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Chapters:
0:00 - intro
0:17 - the not-so dumb responses
0:55 - gatorade chugging contest vs beetle the goat
2:33 - barbara the roach pulls off a 'never been done'
4:25 - do the little guys know their own names?
6:20 - government mandated baby cow brushing time
7:09 - do the little guys know their own names part 2
9:09 - telling stompy a really bad joke
10:09 - do the little guys know their own names parr
12:02 - giving the little chin a handshake
13:40 - outro
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Stompys brain may only be .06% of his mass but he has 100% of my heart
The other parts of his brain are reserved for love
If i could like this comment twice i would.
CHICKEN
It cuz tompy always eepy
Are stompy and chicken the same emu ?
toast just intently staring at his reflection ignoring you is so funny to me
hes protecting his house from a handsome invader
the chugging match was so even
I argue it was a fair fight too
also, Maya is allowed to use gravity, because the advantage is innate to being a human, so in a human vs goat match, the human should be allowed to take advantage of their physiology
right. I’ve seen beedle chug that Gatorade way faster too so it seemed fair to me
The goat was so much faster in the beginning and only started to slow down, when there was only a little left.
@@wernerbeinhart2320yeah, humans have a huge advantage in drinking the last little bit
You could just see how much Winnie appreciated those scratches! Well deserved, she seems like such a lovely cow!
We need a full video of just Winnie scratches
Winnie is peak cow.
I’d like to see a video of trying random household objects and seeing which scratches Winnie likes best.
The teeth, the little spit bubbles, she was so happy 😁 ❤ I love it
@@taylor3950 Anything with a strong handle
The chinchilla handshake is one of the cutest things I've seen in ages haha
Maya puts her phone on her wrist like she's wearing a Pip-Boy from Fall Out lol I love it plus Resident Evil 4 merchant lines in this seriously made my entire day
Okay but as someone who walks a lot of dogs, I saw her do that and immediately bought one for myself and it’s GREAT I love it. I have a bad habit of dropping my phone or putting it down and leaving it somewhere, so it’s great
Not enough cash stranger! Made my day as well 🫶🏼
oatmeal with the dr phil audio is possibly the funniest shit ive ever seen
SAME
the editor deserves a raise, good vid
All the little jokes they put in are so funny
I wonder if some of the animals have a tell, like when a cat ignores you but their ears swivel round to point at you so you KNOW they're listening
the name and recall task was actually really interesting imo, I was surprised at how receptive two of the chickens were at names and often just when maya was speaking
Barbara did a better kickflip than Ludwig and Maya
The editor is having so much fun with this video and I absolutely love it
Yo, give your editor a raise. Fucking hilarious edits.
I think we entered a new tier of editing excellence with this video.
Here's a "good" joke for you.
The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country. They're in denial.
Stoooop with the editing!! Y’all are getting me in trouble at work 😂😂 so damn gooood!!! The whole Gatorade challenge had me absolutely rolling
Don't watch it at work? The edits make it so much better
@@oftheHowl ....
I love how Maya lives at an Animal Crossing museum
Maya looks great in the thumbnail! The girl with red hair looks cool too
That's Stompy. He's just trying out a new hairdo.
Actually LOLed
😭😭😭
Sweet Dee's daughter confirmed.
8:30 this little wing drop shuffle thing Oliver does, despite looking like a drunk person trying to pick up a quarter, is actually the rooster’s mating dance. In summary, Oliver called maya smexy ;), thank you for coming to my TedTalk
APPA AND MOMO MISSING where are the little guys, the scrinkly dinklies, the two mimirs
Bundled up in their blankies cause of the cold
Snork is so no thought head empty it's adorable
Rematch on the chugging contest but Maya has to use a straw
im surprised you drank the gatorade faster than beedul lol
also, 10/10 camera angle on the winnie brushing, thank you camera person
Barbara legitimately skateboarded better than most of you could.
That Resident Evil reference had me rolling
Winnie was LOVIN the brushing!
Your editor is so goooood! I love how Maya probably knows none of the references on here too lol
The edits, oh my god 😂
6:36 "Aw yeah, that's the spot"
I need more chinchilla content because they are so adorable
10:24 Meanwhile, Toast having existential dread while looking at his reflection
Fenn and Reed snuggling with each other was SO CUTE
Cant wait for the tortoise ambassador
10/10 handshake. Possibly best I've seen. Keep up the good work
Barbara is a natural frrr girl did a kickflip on her first try AND did her own twist on it. inspirational.
the count stopped before maya finished, Beetle won.
yes!!! back at it again, creating the best content on the platform!
Backside Barbara Flip was the highlight for sure
The lud humiliation
Great video! And I love the edits xD great job editor!
if someone that doesn’t know what maya does for a living just saw maya helping a roach do a kickflip
The clip of Ludwig credit carding made me lol
10:27 Me when I'm trying to get my reflection to move... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
sweet kickflip barbara!
thanks for the little tour of the invertebrate room!
Love the editing!❤
4:25 was gold . wonder if thats how stompys brain works LOL
I love these videos. Cow being brushed is top tier content.
i loved the voiceline edits and inserted clips, very funny
I think Winnie likes the Brush 😊
Love the goat tongue sound effect.
I didn't know I needed more chinchilla content, but now I do and I need it NOW
The edits were cracking me up 😂
LOVE the sound effects on that fox clip. Extra cute.
Yet another video where the editor makes me crack tf up. Hats off to them 😂
The Resident Evil Goat cut was SO FUNNY! Thank you for that laugh
This was hilarious, props to you and the editor.
Loving the FLUFF =D
lol the lil audio edits in like from skyrim is hilarious. :P
Editing is always so good
Thank you editor for the L4D pop-up when the goats amassed 😂 as well as the Dr. Phil soundbyte
Yo that camera looks crisp! Thx for uploading in 4K
Your editor is amazing
i grew up with 2 emus and i always thought they were aggressive but since watching this channel i realize they were probably stressed from living in a horse stall near a road ❤ thanks stompy
Haha the dr phil voice over
I love how she’s so monotone until she sees one of the animals 😂
I love Maya !!
This was a very entertaining episode.
love the video
thank you editor
I love this very wholesome
The Snork handshake was the cutest thing ever!
Maya is so funny, and the editing and sound bites are cracking me up. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💖
I recently discovered this channel and these animal shenanigans have changed my life for the better
you need to use a straw to drink the Gatorade instead. thats the fair way to do it.
LOVED IT 😭😭🩷🩷🩷
Idk im new here I saw one video with Esfand and I hope he elusive man appears again.
I love this channel
I didn't know goats could drink water so fast, neat!
the chugging X'D i love it
This is the content I'm looking for on CZcams
One of the most unique streamers. love it.
I love how Barbara was trying to reply to chat. Very cute! She wanted to say hi!
good video danny 👏
great video again danny
OMG...you and the crew crack me up😍😍
Crew being the awesome animals and insects
Love the chinchilla handshakes! 🥰😁🥺
what species of isopods do you have? I recently got into pod keeping. have rubber duckies, panda kings, trachelipus rathkii, oniscus asellus, and armadillidium nasatum/vulgare
Love how you're like snowwhite with the animals. + good edits
Can’t wait for the new tortoise ambassador
dude the editor rules he needs a raise
strudel was looking at you, maybe he knows, sweet video.
When it’s warmer out you should let the ferret chaos angels finger paint 🖤🖤🖤 get those lil hop hops on paper
Also Barbra need to FOCUS
1:25 that was golden hahaha.
I watched one tiny mic animal video and now I get recommended all the videos. Doing anything the internet tells you is dangerous hahaha.
Barb did a varial flip 😱
Stompy turned his beak when you said his name he just didn’t care to pay more attention lol
I know Rocco knows his name, he says it, "Rocco Rocco", can come when called, when he feels like it. Normally tho he ignores me for a few seconds while he is focused on whatever trouble he is getting into. Now, if I ask "do you wanna phone Granma" he will fly like he is being chased by the Devil himself, with this panicked look on his face, horrified at the very concept that he might miss a phone call. He has FOMO for many things, but the phone most of all.
He also flies at a morning normal, relaxed, pace if asked if he wants to go for a shower. He likes them, but it'll be there in a couple seconds still.
I was totally expecting Beedul to win the chugging contest. Go Maya.
good one
Within 2 minutes this video made me not want to eat goat curry ever again. I'm sad but not sad