How To Get Hans Capon Laid in The New DLC | Which Poems to Read To Pass the Mission

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  • čas přidán 2. 11. 2018
  • In this Kingdom Come Deliverance video for the amorous adventures of the bold sir Hans Capon DLC, i play through the part of the DLC where Hans Capon Tries to seal the deal with Karolina the butchers daughter and show you which dialogue options to choose to pass the DLC with flying colors.
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Komentáře • 75

  • @stargatefan10
    @stargatefan10 Před 5 lety +145

    The mistakes that Capon makes in this mission are by far the funniest part in the whole game .

  • @fromgeko5898
    @fromgeko5898 Před 4 lety +44

    What are you doing beneath my window, EH?
    What are you doing on great-granny's grave, EH?
    Im dead😂

  • @allowishusfuddpucker6431
    @allowishusfuddpucker6431 Před 5 lety +42

    Its like being in school all over again.

    • @Dare_To_Game
      @Dare_To_Game  Před 5 lety +9

      I think we went to very different schools.

  • @hopadamaron9928
    @hopadamaron9928 Před 5 lety +30

    I know I’m late but, that Romeo and Juliet reference is amazing

  • @HenryKobyla1407
    @HenryKobyla1407 Před 5 lety +38

    thanks for doing this one with no commentary, i enjoyed watching you play it and hearing your reaction, but it was great to be able to experience the hilarious dialogue options without any background noise.

    • @Dare_To_Game
      @Dare_To_Game  Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah, they made me laugh so much that i figured i had to do a video like this.

  • @darkslayer3578
    @darkslayer3578 Před 2 lety +5

    After calming down a lil after being mad that I couldn’t beat the game bc suddenly Hans wanted to court a lass I found this one more fun haha especially when he says something about silky Tata’s an Henry singing like a madman😂

  • @TRH982
    @TRH982 Před 2 lety +11

    It’s way funnier when capon fails tho

  • @DissAeon
    @DissAeon Před 4 měsíci +2

    First time doing this had me in tears, i did my homework reading the damn book just to get this guy to butcher all of my poems lmao 10/10

  • @anderrose487
    @anderrose487 Před 5 lety +15

    I found the Czech folk song that Henry sang on CZcams:
    Já jsem z Kutné Hory Koudelníkův syn Link to Vid:
    Version 1 czcams.com/video/Zn9PkAWP-IE/video.html
    Version 2 czcams.com/video/tu8D4gM6N7A/video.html
    Version 3
    czcams.com/video/9NK8l-hRciY/video.html

  • @jimbeaux89
    @jimbeaux89 Před 2 lety +4

    Love your Henry’s style

  • @martynkisley4424
    @martynkisley4424 Před 5 lety +21

    Yeh i said the same things and capon got turned down 😔 not even a kiss 😂😂

    • @Dare_To_Game
      @Dare_To_Game  Před 5 lety +5

      Thats strange.

    • @xDCMTx
      @xDCMTx Před 5 lety +5

      Same. Exact sequence, opposite result. :/

    • @mightyelf2660
      @mightyelf2660 Před 5 lety +1

      me too

    • @martynkisley4424
      @martynkisley4424 Před 5 lety +8

      @@mightyelf2660 when sir capon asks if he looks ok tell him no

    • @mightyelf2660
      @mightyelf2660 Před 5 lety

      @@martynkisley4424 thanks but i dont think i'll replay that quest

  • @clayhyuran
    @clayhyuran Před 3 lety +4

    Nice! Wore that same Jupon it’s my favourite

  • @NelerSeijin
    @NelerSeijin Před měsícem

    the funiest part for me was her sending capon on his way and even saying "i don't love you, get out" just because i convince him we wasn't with a heird face :v

  • @vinicius_coletta
    @vinicius_coletta Před 3 lety +7

    I did it step by step and it didn't go well. Endep up killing both guards and knocking the butcher out

    • @Dare_To_Game
      @Dare_To_Game  Před 3 lety +3

      Well, thats not the type of success, that they wanted, but its in the spirit of the game.

  • @wordherb1128
    @wordherb1128 Před 4 lety +5

    Didn’t work for me must have to help him with his face

  • @carmen071972
    @carmen071972 Před 5 lety +1

    "What the fuck are you playng at?!"

  • @stonksman4328
    @stonksman4328 Před dnem

    Whenever i do this mission, karolina thinks hans is a thief, is it because I knocked her out while I put the love letter in her trunk?😭

  • @timh.7169
    @timh.7169 Před 3 lety +1

    why did she not like him when I did it?

  • @herc1113
    @herc1113 Před rokem +5

    Blame france 💀

  • @jareddebeast
    @jareddebeast Před 5 lety +16

    This didn’t work for me somehow

  • @josejalapeno3594
    @josejalapeno3594 Před 3 lety +9

    Wait what? I did the exact same thing you did and she was pissed at him. I'm done with this game, was about to end it but this bullshit quest dragged it out

    • @shutit8949
      @shutit8949 Před 9 měsíci +1

      It didn’t bug. You have to do certain stuff before this quest right to get this ending

  • @BodhiFitness
    @BodhiFitness Před 5 lety +12

    Didn’t work for me

    • @Dare_To_Game
      @Dare_To_Game  Před 5 lety +5

      I can do nothing for ya son. But, all john wayne quotes aside, i have no idea why this wouldn't have worked for you. i did this exact method twice, and both times it worked like a charm.

    • @volterotus584
      @volterotus584 Před 5 lety +1

      Same for me

    • @courtney-baker
      @courtney-baker Před 5 lety +4

      Bodhi Fitness you have to clear up his acne also. I kept failing until I did. I guess she’s base

    • @ColossalSwordFormAndTechnique
      @ColossalSwordFormAndTechnique Před 5 lety

      Maybe because you told her it was Hans?

    • @golgariplague4746
      @golgariplague4746 Před 4 lety +3

      You have to tell Hans that he looks bad and do the speech choice afterwards convincing him to proceed even tho he looks bad.

  • @lorddiethorn
    @lorddiethorn Před 5 lety +9

    Anyone know the song translation

    • @victoriahofferson8174
      @victoriahofferson8174 Před 5 lety +8

      The first one means something like: "I'm from Kutná Hora (a place in Bohemia), Kutná Hora, I'm the son of a linen trader." :D and the second one: "She was standing on a hill, crying, crying, Jesus Christ Maria she was shouting, shouting, is it going to a be a boy or not, is it a boy or not?" :D I love Tom McKay's take on these old Czech folk songs. Hilarious :D

    • @lorddiethorn
      @lorddiethorn Před 5 lety

      Thanks

    • @lorddiethorn
      @lorddiethorn Před 5 lety

      What is the name of the song could you send me a link to the full song on CZcams thanks again

    • @victoriahofferson8174
      @victoriahofferson8174 Před 5 lety

      @@lorddiethorn Look up "Já jsem z Kutný hory" and "Na kopečku stála, plakala" on CZcams, you might find a version you like :D

    • @lorddiethorn
      @lorddiethorn Před 5 lety

      Thanks will do

  • @wackyiowa724
    @wackyiowa724 Před 5 lety +6

    Ahhhhh... J Á SEM Z KUTNŸ HORY Z KUTNŸ HORY KOUDELMIKÜV SYN!

    • @Dare_To_Game
      @Dare_To_Game  Před 5 lety +3

      The singing really does it for me.

    • @lorddiethorn
      @lorddiethorn Před 5 lety

      I wish I knew what he was singing

    • @Niemey27
      @Niemey27 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lorddiethorn "I´m from Kutná Hora, Kutná Hora (city in Czechia), son of koudelník" (profession in medieval, merchant who was selling flax tows and products made from it). And last part: "She was standing on the hill, she cried, cried
      Jesus Mary! she shouted, she shouted
      Jesus Mary! Jesus Mary! (Jesus Mary as an interjection is in Czech an expression of surprise)
      Will it be the boy or not?
      Will it be the boy or not?"
      It's part of some medieval song I guess, doesn't really make sense... it's funny though :D
      Edit: I found the song, type "Cimbálová muzika Moravia - Číže sú to koně ve dvore" on CZcams and its the part in 1:44

  • @tablelegz
    @tablelegz Před 4 lety +2

    I failed they argued

  • @krishnaprasad8712
    @krishnaprasad8712 Před 3 lety

    Fun fact hans capon is 15 😂😂

  • @ColossalSwordFormAndTechnique

    I did this, didn't work. Oh well. No matter.

  • @alexandrumacedon291
    @alexandrumacedon291 Před 3 lety +1

    but they fight...

    • @Dare_To_Game
      @Dare_To_Game  Před 3 lety +2

      After releasing this video, the game was updated, and i noticed that the same choices would sometimes end in failure, i am not sure why. i just save before going into this mission now.

    • @alexandrumacedon291
      @alexandrumacedon291 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Dare_To_Game maybe it has something to do with the fact that i lie to capon and told him he looks good ? i didnt do it chosing the other option