WOLCEN IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - How to be the richest person in the world

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  • čas přidán 18. 02. 2020
  • Wolcen is a fantastic diablo like isometric rpg game. Imagine skyrim with more exploits and an even worse launch. So today the Spiffing Brit is going to play Wolcen Lords Of Chaos. There are of course 1000s of guides and character builds out there which will make your character naturally overpowered. Instead of those developer intended builds we are going to be using perfectly balanced rpg exploits to become the richest person in the game with an infinite money glitch. We are then going to be using the infinite gold exploit to create the most powerful spell which our character should not have access too. So today The spiffing brit will discover if wolcen is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if infinite money!
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Wolcen Infinite Gold Glitch! How on earth can one english bugger beat wolcen with creative fiscal shenanigans!!
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: WOLCEN IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - How to be the richest person in the world
    Last Video: SKYRIM IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Bow Challenge
    #funny #montage #Wolcen
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Komentáře • 3,3K

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux Před 4 lety +497

    Spiff: *A, B or C*
    Everyone: *All of the above!*

    • @ChrisAce117
      @ChrisAce117 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes!

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 Před 4 lety +12

      Indeed. All of them, after all, why not be invincible while using a mini-gun that does more damage than the game can comprehend?

    • @Fruitcupper
      @Fruitcupper Před 4 lety +2

      Or T-ea-

    • @agentk4314
      @agentk4314 Před 4 lety +1

      Mini Gun.... MINI GUN!!!!!!!!!

  • @rylandtappe-inglis6325
    @rylandtappe-inglis6325 Před 4 lety +265

    "i'm not going to destroy online mode, but I'll show you how"
    Devs: Be still my beating heart

    • @rylandtappe-inglis6325
      @rylandtappe-inglis6325 Před 4 lety +6

      That being said, I'ma totally buy the tea out of this game. Twice, I'ma buy it twice so I have a partner to play with. Please fix tho omg

  • @deathslide8
    @deathslide8 Před 4 lety +310

    Theory: The Spiffing Brit is repeatedly exploiting games and mentioning Yorkshire tea constantly to exploit real life, so that not only will he will get free Yorkshire tea they'll also pay him to drink it.

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 Před 4 lety +20

      As the mighty Todd Howard has stated, "It just works."

    • @baronofclubs
      @baronofclubs Před 4 lety +9

      IRL Exploit: invest in yorkshire tea, advertise yorkshire tea, sell for profit

    • @Nitram4392
      @Nitram4392 Před 4 lety

      He did it.

    • @georgenelson6490
      @georgenelson6490 Před 3 lety +1

      Sample size of 1, but it caused me to buy Yorkshire Tea (and Yorkshire Tea Gold)

  • @percyjw
    @percyjw Před 4 lety +184

    I just realized that the stock-images have a custom watermark for spiffco...

    • @thescud24
      @thescud24 Před 4 lety +57

      When he started paying for the unwatermarked versions way back people missed the character that the watermarks added so spiff made his own watermark to slap over the images. Its a bit silly but its just one of the quirks of this channel's community.

    • @SgtCookie111
      @SgtCookie111 Před 4 lety +4

      @@thescud24 Huh. I just assumed the watermark was so people don't just stealthe unwatermarked versions.

    • @mirekstanek
      @mirekstanek Před 4 lety +2

      Oh my...

    • @cwaigallen909
      @cwaigallen909 Před 3 lety +3

      All wrong, so it says spiffco now but before it said like shutterstock or something similar, company saw that while spiff made money on the vids without the company consent to use images so they took away the videos ability to earn money. Now spiff adds this over ANY image so he can say hey, its my image and not another companys

    • @andyhaochizhang
      @andyhaochizhang Před 3 lety +3

      @@cwaigallen909 I mean he still needs to pay for the license for the images (unless they are openly licensed or he took them), adding watermark to things doesn’t give you ownership (claiming ownership to an image you don’t have copyright to is IP infringement, so he can’t actually do that unless he took the photos). Similarly, if the image he got into trouble with were openly licensed, companies wouldn’t have had claims to them even if they watermarked it.

  • @bahadrbaserkok3335
    @bahadrbaserkok3335 Před 4 lety +652

    Merchant: I am willing to buy your gem for 39 gold, deal?
    Spiff: *[rubs the gem around his bag]*
    Spiff: 4+ billion
    Merchant: Deal!

    • @The6677yu
      @The6677yu Před 4 lety +9

      You mean 155 trillion?

    • @TheFrostDrake
      @TheFrostDrake Před 4 lety +2

      Over 155 trillion

    • @mikeuntermann1606
      @mikeuntermann1606 Před 4 lety +3

      @@chinaman1 do you know the difference between a ladder and you?
      you can be placed only once on a wall...

    • @lyndonmindog3537
      @lyndonmindog3537 Před 4 lety +6

      Clearly the Merchant saw that the gem wasn’t lustrous enough. Spif had to wipe the grime that prevented the gem to shine for a better price

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster Před 4 lety

      @@chinaman1 No the Hebrew faithful did not get rich that way, the concept for paying for the apple I want _"(AKA: IOU) - piece of paper"_ was a concept in the olden days, I can almost assume the pinpointed moment when someone - nay a madlad invented paper money afterwards they said _" I'll make more because - why not."_ - Some dude est. 2500 BCE
      In truth that was, in fact, the person that invented Religion as a get rich quick scheme, thus the Sun God was invented. Praise be the Sun and all its monetary wealth

  • @Fruitcupper
    @Fruitcupper Před 4 lety +789

    "I'm going to end this man's whole career."
    Sell gem for 4+ bill gold
    Trader buys it
    The next 50 generations of their family are in life debt.

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 Před 4 lety +14

      @AccidentalGenius 7 Depends how long a generation lasts too...but I'd still estimate closer to 100 XD

    • @Arcanua
      @Arcanua Před 4 lety +14

      If you round up they're worth 156 quadrillion. xxD

    • @NyatashaAce
      @NyatashaAce Před 4 lety +26

      @@willparry530 If you worked every single day, making $5000/day, from the time of Columbus. you would still not be a billionaire.
      Depending on how much that merchant makes, I seriously doubt his family would ever make *4* billions, like, ever.
      Probably a bigger chance of his family lineage just dying out.

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 Před 4 lety +17

      The value as shown in the video is, like, heat-death-of-the-universe levels of time earning wages.

    • @itwasntme4931
      @itwasntme4931 Před 4 lety +3

      @AccidentalGenius 7 I think its more than a billionaire

  • @WalkerLarson497
    @WalkerLarson497 Před 4 lety +179

    Merchant: "Seamore Cllvrge, how much is that gem worth?"
    Seamore Cllvrge: one point somethi- money lots of money.

  • @celarts5752
    @celarts5752 Před 4 lety +68

    I mean, they did misspell fast travel as "fast tavel"

  • @williamdrake65
    @williamdrake65 Před 4 lety +247

    Dishonored's The Outsider: "I wish to tamper with fate, do you want some cool magic powers?"
    SeymoreClevarge: "I noticed you haven't been drinking enough tea, would you like to be incinerated?"

    • @placeholdername3818
      @placeholdername3818 Před 4 lety +1

      I forgot about the Outsider. He's my favorite god-like eldritch horror.

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 Před 4 lety +3

      "I am the Teasider and this is my mark."
      *a union jack gets branded onto your left hand*

  • @yaydinkara
    @yaydinkara Před 4 lety +409

    Hey spiffingBrit, When you pick up a beard to a Male character and switch it to female the beard remains so here an idea for you

    • @yaydinkara
      @yaydinkara Před 4 lety +39

      Wow my idol answered me, I'm honoured my good sir

    • @inspiringothers7197
      @inspiringothers7197 Před 4 lety +3

      Yasin Aydın your idol? You’re one sad little Pinoy lmao.

    • @croissantgaming2890
      @croissantgaming2890 Před 4 lety +19

      @@inspiringothers7197 you do realise the word "pinoy" refers to Filipinos
      I dont think this guy is Filipino, you ass

    • @yaydinkara
      @yaydinkara Před 4 lety +15

      @@inspiringothers7197 lol sure he is all I could afford to idolise, wanna tell us about the idols you have as such a superior majestic human being

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming Před 4 lety +12

      @@yaydinkara
      The Queen will remember this.

  • @Liliththelizard
    @Liliththelizard Před 2 lety +15

    Heh, the OPness allows you to blast balls of fire into your enemies faces.
    Now that's a real powermove

  • @mr.sandman1217
    @mr.sandman1217 Před 4 lety +52

    Love watching Seamore Cllvrge's O-P-ness

    • @Grauer1510
      @Grauer1510 Před 3 lety +1

      Very thicc and veiny op-ness

  • @the_mad_fool
    @the_mad_fool Před 4 lety +570

    Spiff: They should have had an early access to iron out these bugs.
    Me: *stares meaningfully at Wolcen's > 3 years of Early Access*

    • @RoraxPlays
      @RoraxPlays Před 4 lety +78

      true. But they kept the 1.0 build out of everyones hands, and as a result it didn't get tested. Heck the last available build before launch didn't even have the lady player character xD

    • @shiaruku1355
      @shiaruku1355 Před 4 lety +7

      It didnt have the same amount of content the entire 3 years. legit stupid statement

    • @dra6o0n
      @dra6o0n Před 4 lety +36

      @@shiaruku1355 Even if they did put out the content, half the passive tree doesn't work.

    • @ryanakahuss
      @ryanakahuss Před 4 lety +24

      @@shiaruku1355 because they scrapped the entire game....several times in those 3 years, lol

    • @adriangraham2131
      @adriangraham2131 Před 4 lety +22

      If they polish up this game and beg for forgiveness and just spend a lot of time trying to fix this,it would be a pretty great game. I prefer path of exiles over Diablo and this game looks even better then Diablo,so it definitely could turn into something great if they correct these mistakes

  • @nale5126
    @nale5126 Před 4 lety +355

    I'm waiting for
    "STOCK MARKET IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS"

    • @bettertelevision968
      @bettertelevision968 Před 4 lety +4

      noo xd

    • @sabriath
      @sabriath Před 4 lety +24

      If he had only been there during the RobinHood margin glitch, he could've done it, lol. "And now I have a trillion dollars people, lovely stuff, I now own all of wallstreet"

    • @NichDevRumble
      @NichDevRumble Před 4 lety +7

      @@sabriath Ahh yes time to make the American economy worthless

    • @711jastin
      @711jastin Před 4 lety

      no, just no, please.....

    • @EspyLacopa2
      @EspyLacopa2 Před 4 lety +8

      If he knew that, he wouldn't be running a youtube channel :P

  • @PuppetierMaster
    @PuppetierMaster Před 4 lety +165

    Game exists: Hello
    The Spiffing Brit: _HHELLOOOO Ladies and Gentlemen..._
    Game: Oh beans...

  • @gamertherapyconsoleyoursel5804

    "This should have had an Early access release" : *game has been in early access for forever*

    • @Somerled_Pox
      @Somerled_Pox Před 4 lety +16

      And they should have stayed that way but MONEY

    • @Cenot4ph
      @Cenot4ph Před 4 lety +39

      @@Somerled_Pox they're a small developer, why does everyone think these guys are always out for your cash. The reality is this shit is not free, pay the developers for years and you'll find out how expensive it is. Honestly you people bore me to tears with this bullshit. This is not EA

    • @alexandrunicolae1054
      @alexandrunicolae1054 Před 4 lety +17

      @@Somerled_Pox WAIT a second, you mean people need money to makes games???? you want to tell me a small developer team actually doesnt have hundreds of millions of euros to be able to pay everything for ages without launching any game??? they obviously did some things wrong but i really doubt they rushed the launch "FOR THE MONEY" as in greed, if it was a big company then yes it is unacceptable, but 12 ppl working on THIS kind of game, trust me you have no fucking clue how hard it can actually get, especially with these complex games unlike your every year fifa release

    • @blackknight1605
      @blackknight1605 Před 4 lety +8

      yep, i bought in when this game was open world and looked COMPLETELY different, they changed the game dramatically several times (not for the better).... i didnt even want to start this game after about1.5 years not even touching it and seeing the reviews of the launch. but i did aaaand boy this was an underwhelming expirience.. that games was in development for so long, yet it is so freaking buggy and unresponsive as if they had never even bothered playing it themselves... my advice, stay away from this game and its developers

    • @broshmosh
      @broshmosh Před 4 lety +8

      Irrespective of the "game development is expensive" argument, now that they have managed to make a bombload of cash from a financially successful release, they can afford to hire a couple more staff members to make improvements come out faster. The motives for a developer to make more money aren't necessarily profit-driven, they can also be investment-driven. I'd like to think a team who have spent so long already making the game are also eager to fund further development in a significant and major way, especially since people clearly want it.

  • @quazar5017
    @quazar5017 Před 4 lety +276

    Spiff: "Let's make money!"
    64bit Integer: *suddenly flips negative

    • @hex7329
      @hex7329 Před 4 lety +16

      I was waiting for exactly that to happen.

    • @ICaImI
      @ICaImI Před 4 lety +4

      ya sadly they made a max value that you can't get past. so no overflow sadly.

    • @alessandrosantarini9880
      @alessandrosantarini9880 Před 4 lety

      ahahahahah so true XD

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming Před 4 lety +3

      This only happens if they use unsigned integers, as signed integers wrap around to zero (either that or it's the other way around) Edit: it was the other way around.

    • @roniusadethel9768
      @roniusadethel9768 Před 4 lety +13

      @@thespiffingbrit I'm always terrified of going above 2.1 billion in anything man.

  • @Zorgdub
    @Zorgdub Před 4 lety +119

    The Spiffing Brit: "Well over many many trillions."
    155 trillions, to be exact.

    • @kostastsiropoulos6287
      @kostastsiropoulos6287 Před 4 lety

      actually, it's 311 trillion check 17:42 mate, maybe even more and the game just can't fit all the numbers in

    • @deaththekid416
      @deaththekid416 Před 4 lety +1

      @@kostastsiropoulos6287thats the last one he "un stacked" , the one he sold was worth 155 T

  • @Mr.Spongecake
    @Mr.Spongecake Před 4 lety +47

    "It's about 9 billion in terms of gold..."
    Try 970 billion, muh dood. lol
    It's the world that corporate CEOs wished exist. And some investors think exists.

    • @Caldaron
      @Caldaron Před 3 lety +1

      yeah rich people think the world is an afk clicker game...

    • @alwaystheirtocomment
      @alwaystheirtocomment Před 3 lety +2

      155 trillion is the real number

  • @o_Domo
    @o_Domo Před 4 lety +41

    SeymoreClevarge is a madlad, he's shoving his great balls of fire into the enemies faces with all of his opness

  • @Jrider-kv1oo
    @Jrider-kv1oo Před 4 lety +367

    Devs when the spiffing Brit downloads their game: openis

    • @KhymChanur
      @KhymChanur Před 4 lety +18

      They're actually getting high quality QA and testing from Spiff, so if they're smart they'll be happy.

    • @FlexDRG
      @FlexDRG Před 4 lety +6

      O.P-nes if you want to spell the joke out correctly...

    • @DerBeppone
      @DerBeppone Před 4 lety +11

      @@FlexDRG Oh penis!

    • @Fruitcupper
      @Fruitcupper Před 4 lety +4

      Very apt! Spiff did go in dry with his girthy exploits

    • @faceplant950
      @faceplant950 Před 4 lety +4

      Well, for next christmas, he can sing "openis tree" (referring to the skill tree, of course). Who wants to hear that song?

  • @mrquastenegger6366
    @mrquastenegger6366 Před 4 lety +432

    Teacher: If 1 apple costs 2 €, how much do 2 apples cost?
    Wolcen: I know it! 2€.
    Teacher: No, 4 €! If 2 apples cost 4 €, how much costs 1 apple?
    Wolcen: I know it! 8€.

    • @Bekon241
      @Bekon241 Před 3 lety +2

      This is simple cost is diffrent if 1 apple is perfectly balanced or not :D

    • @afishynado6812
      @afishynado6812 Před 3 lety +8

      Technically - using Wolcen maths, 2 apples cost 6 after the first transaction.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius Před 2 lety +1

      Juggler: How much are my apples worth?
      Wolcen: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

  • @CJandstuff
    @CJandstuff Před 4 lety +46

    Spiff: He will be... Seamore Cllvrge
    Me: Audible gasp from me a grown adult.

  • @KingOfBattle119
    @KingOfBattle119 Před 4 lety +11

    Exploits and bugs included, I'm still having a lot of fun playing Wolcen.

  • @stitchieRAWR
    @stitchieRAWR Před 4 lety +221

    155 trillion 778 billion 808 million 86 thousand 528, for one gem.

    • @adityachavan3120
      @adityachavan3120 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thespiffingbrit Love from India

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 Před 3 lety +8

      What's funnier is that the NPC actually had that much gold to give.

    • @starmana5362
      @starmana5362 Před rokem

      Roughly equivalent to housing prices in London

  • @K4nra
    @K4nra Před 4 lety +360

    No One:
    Spiff: Hello there, today I'm going to show you how to obtain immortality using a spoon and a toll booth.

  • @sigurdursine7763
    @sigurdursine7763 Před 4 lety +3

    You can't name someone SeymoreClevage and get all surprised Pikachu when he shows you more of his body.

  • @mattiyaboy9030
    @mattiyaboy9030 Před 4 lety +40

    SpiffingBrit: OPenis
    Also Spiffing Brit: f*** me

  • @KamiKyojin
    @KamiKyojin Před 4 lety +84

    "Run for your lives, he can't be stopped"
    The stuff of nightmares enters the town square to whisperes of sheer horror.
    "The Kilkenny Killer, they call him"
    "Clannad Conqueror, I've heard"
    "Irish Inseminator"
    O'Penis was his name, feared by all.

    • @orderofdusk2382
      @orderofdusk2382 Před 4 lety +5

      "Also known as The 30 Man Slayer"
      "Also also known as The Bear Slaughterer"
      "Also also also known as Big Dick Bazuso"

  • @impact6126
    @impact6126 Před 4 lety +81

    20:27 they misspelled fast travel

    • @CwayNJ609
      @CwayNJ609 Před 4 lety +7

      Its Fast Travels Cousin, Fast Tavel...yeah we dont really talk about tavel hes got some issues...

    • @DylanStahl
      @DylanStahl Před 4 lety +1

      I don't know if CryEngine allows you to use resource files, but a strings file wouldn't be too hard to do, would it?

    • @HypAzTubE
      @HypAzTubE Před 4 lety +1

      @@CwayNJ609 to bad they will get rid of Tavel...

    • @Jirodyne
      @Jirodyne Před 4 lety

      It isn't the only Misspelled thing in the game. Everything added from the Beta to Release has a LOT of missing letters. Or even just missing Descriptions.

    • @Reaper_One
      @Reaper_One Před 4 lety

      It looks like the letter 'R' left without the rest of the 'group' LOL.

  • @NoraIconiq
    @NoraIconiq Před 4 lety +19

    This is like watching the anime bofuri the devs start freaking out when someone makes a really over powered character at a really early point.

    • @MrZithgal
      @MrZithgal Před 4 lety +2

      Top quality comment.

    • @tdarkwolf2434
      @tdarkwolf2434 Před 4 lety +1

      yeah didn't you know she is spif's sister.

  • @ghostboxer5015
    @ghostboxer5015 Před 4 lety +1

    This is the first Spiffing Brit video I've seen. Hilarious. This guy should be more famous.

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat Před 4 lety +110

    Spiff: plays game and finds a lot exploit
    Devs: delete Reanu Keeves incarnation
    Spiff: [sips tea] *REVENGE INTENSIFIES*

  • @xCCflierx
    @xCCflierx Před 4 lety +47

    9:38
    *Laughs in Level 99 Speech as I sell Lucan Valerius his own house to him 999 times*

  • @conandude76
    @conandude76 Před 4 lety

    Would love to see more on wolcen. Great vid.

  • @BrianCheng24
    @BrianCheng24 Před 4 lety

    This is by far the best Wolcen video on CZcams right now and ever.

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux Před 4 lety +125

    Spiff: *I am all about that OP-ness*
    Also Spiff: *Smash my great balls of fire into them*

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 Před 4 lety +5

      Those are some big balls, too.

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno Před 4 lety +4

      a better spell is the ice spear, you can basically spam it with the staff at the same time. its also a stronger spell, and with pierce it just goes through enemies.

    • @MrFufor
      @MrFufor Před 4 lety +2

      @@marcosdheleno you must be funny at parties

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno Před 4 lety +2

      i dont do parties... not since i almost lost an arm at a friend's birthday...

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 Před 4 lety +2

      @@marcosdheleno oof

  • @Bruh-ff2tw
    @Bruh-ff2tw Před 4 lety +52

    This game looks absolutely stunning. I imagine once the bugs and glitches are fixed that it’ll be pretty amazing.

    • @Arcanua
      @Arcanua Před 4 lety +1

      As shown with other games, especially ones made by Bethesda the bugs make it more fun. ;)

    • @vizrez1326
      @vizrez1326 Před 4 lety

      They’ll neeed to reset everything and delete everyone characters

    • @jesusflores7323
      @jesusflores7323 Před 4 lety +1

      @@tartansilver5428 this is what should happen. anyone with gold above (amount of gold per day) x (# of days since release)= account gold wipe. example set 100k gold per day x 7 days since release= anyone over 700k gold loses all their gold. gold per day is up to devs, but the idea would be fair Imoh

    • @Despond
      @Despond Před 4 lety

      @@vizrez1326 Yeah this what basically is putting me off. People still have benefited and not everything was rolled back.

    • @evil001987
      @evil001987 Před 4 lety

      Honestly, I haven't heard of it till now, and this is good advertisement of the game, I feel the bugs will be fixed, or I can just avoid to exploit them for my own playtrough.

  • @zideane1
    @zideane1 Před 4 lety

    Spiffing Brit, the only content creator that actually gets devs to fix their game by breaking it more. I love you

  • @mhedbary
    @mhedbary Před 4 lety

    Golden commentary! Subbed.

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat Před 4 lety +119

    Spiff: this exploit could harm the economy of the game
    Players: *STONKS*

    • @innerg_92
      @innerg_92 Před 4 lety +2

      yeah now I have 40 trillion gold thanks Spiffy

    • @cornervillain838
      @cornervillain838 Před 4 lety +2

      @Oblivious26 read on steam reviews theyre bannning people abusing this exploit

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 Před 4 lety +4

      Corner Villain why would the developers bother banning people for using an exploit when they could be fixing the bloody servers or patching out the exploits

    • @Dzexel
      @Dzexel Před 4 lety +2

      @@tylerulfmann4586 Cuz its easier to ban people who bought their game duhh

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 Před 4 lety +3

      Йордан Вълев well I now understand why the reviews are at like 60 percent approval and dropping holy shit the developers might actually be legitimately mentally handicapped

  • @captain_kadaver
    @captain_kadaver Před 4 lety +96

    "Ladies and Gentlemen, he's back; the most powerful mage our series has ever really covered, Seymour Clevarge"
    Hodd Toward will cry himself to sleep tonight

    • @npiper
      @npiper Před 4 lety +3

      ...On a bed made of money and real canvas bags.
      Fun Fact: Zenny/Zeny/Zeni is a Japanese term for money or coin. Bethesda's parent company is named "ZeniMax".

    • @leobracken2316
      @leobracken2316 Před 4 lety

      @@npiper "moneymax" yep, seems like bethesda

  • @Jesse-ly8nl
    @Jesse-ly8nl Před 4 lety

    Your videos and accent are the best - well done good sir!

  • @RazorChrist
    @RazorChrist Před 4 lety

    Just got this game last weekend and have been loving it. Also love seeing your exploits, cus who doesn't love a broken game? I would love to see more exploits for this game!

  • @Akarazariel
    @Akarazariel Před 4 lety +38

    Actually the game has been in early access for ages, the devs just changed the game contents so many times that the game was never once the same. They also ripped off their entire kickstarter

    • @richardhicks5031
      @richardhicks5031 Před 4 lety

      ?????

    • @Tecnoninja54
      @Tecnoninja54 Před 4 lety +2

      Wait but how did they rip off their kickstarter if they actually released the game? Like we’re some things promised that they didn’t go through with? This is an actual question no bull.

    • @narutorasbat
      @narutorasbat Před 4 lety +2

      @@Tecnoninja54 Basically the game they promised was not the game we ended up getting, there was a LOT of stuff they cut out or changed, to the point the game is practically a diferent genre, is like if someone offered Witcher 3 and you got Skyrim instead, both are good but very different games, I still like Wolcen, and if this is what they promised from the start I would have been perfectly happy, but it wasn't.

    • @Tecnoninja54
      @Tecnoninja54 Před 4 lety

      narutorasbat ah i see thanks

    • @ZairUmbras
      @ZairUmbras Před 4 lety

      @@narutorasbat They didn't hide that though. They kept very up to date and had roadmaps. They told us what they were doing and we all had a good idea on where it was all going. It's not like they went straight from Kickstarter and the original Alpha to suddenly releasing this without any word or anything.

  • @SinragnokOfThirteen
    @SinragnokOfThirteen Před 4 lety +51

    "Opness" -Spiff 2020
    Edit: Hindsight is 2020. Also, Option A or ALL OF THE ABOVE

    • @taccovert4
      @taccovert4 Před 4 lety

      Opness....with Great Balls of Fire

  • @hancansolo3569
    @hancansolo3569 Před 3 lety +2

    Never knew such a small team made this game , in that case good job!

  • @Neura1net
    @Neura1net Před 4 lety

    This was fun. Would like to see more Wolcen videos

  • @Mossenfresh
    @Mossenfresh Před 4 lety +64

    9:45 BEHOLD THE "OHH PEEENIS!!" OF SEYMORECLEVARGE! AND TREMBLE PUNY MORTALS! FOR HIS TEA CONSUMPTION IS OVER 9000!!

    • @leobracken2316
      @leobracken2316 Před 4 lety +4

      (amused cackling)

    • @margaritakouzi5630
      @margaritakouzi5630 Před 4 lety +3

      @@leobracken2316 You sound like somebody who drinks coffee while watching these videos

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 Před 4 lety +2

      @@margaritakouzi5630 Probably more like 5-hour energy, heheh

    • @seraphimneeded
      @seraphimneeded Před 4 lety +2

      Immediately followed by talk of "great balls of fire."

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 Před 4 lety +2

      @@seraphimneeded You know he wanted to change 'great' to 'big' and leave out the words 'of fire.' :P

  • @FemNate
    @FemNate Před 4 lety +96

    Me: I bet there's some funny OPness comments down here
    Also Me: **still scrolling to this day**

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk Před 4 lety +6

      You know, I tried that... I ended up spending so long scrolling that I got all stiff...

  • @brianperdue8229
    @brianperdue8229 Před 4 lety

    Thanks for the recommendation in previous videos. Yorkshire tea is awesome.

  • @Razer5542
    @Razer5542 Před 4 lety +2

    That gold exploit on those gems made me laugh way harder than i should've have.

  • @greengreen110
    @greengreen110 Před 4 lety +43

    "supreme mega slasher 4000 with a big hammer"
    wow he's so powerful he can slash with a hammer, the exploits never end

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Před 4 lety +35

    20:50 Hey spiff this game was in early access for several years.

    • @josephnolan6323
      @josephnolan6323 Před 4 lety

      the specific build was not though

    • @duzypokoj1151
      @duzypokoj1151 Před 4 lety

      @@josephnolan6323 so the game gets gradually worse instead of improving? rotfl GOTY 2020

    • @Dovlaboss1992
      @Dovlaboss1992 Před 4 lety

      Honestly it should have stayed more in early acces more....

  • @Ludwig_Ahgren
    @Ludwig_Ahgren Před 4 lety

    Did the algorithm break yet?
    If not I will start liking the rest of your videos too Spiff.

  • @jamesgoudreau1940
    @jamesgoudreau1940 Před 4 lety

    Your OP-ness and fireballs were very deadly.

  • @Torodes23
    @Torodes23 Před 4 lety +32

    Spiff: A,B or C
    Everyone: Yes

  • @rangerhalt
    @rangerhalt Před 4 lety +78

    I'm glad this game has a "fast tavel" feature, I always get tired of slow taveling.

    • @santyricon
      @santyricon Před 4 lety +1

      Lol I realized the same crappy detail

    • @xLambadix
      @xLambadix Před 4 lety +1

      This has been fixed and announced in the patch notes :D

  • @versus023
    @versus023 Před 3 lety

    Have you done more with this game ? im curious to see those perfectly balance features of the game!

  • @scottyrose9106
    @scottyrose9106 Před 2 lety +4

    Next video idea...
    "How immortality helps you survive your nuke powered mini gun!"
    LoL. How that sounds like a Yorkshire Golden idea!

  • @nashedpotatoes8184
    @nashedpotatoes8184 Před 4 lety +103

    “Magic is overpowered” yet melee is currently broken to all hell even without a certain node that has the wrong value. This game is so buggy, yet so fun.

    • @Bismuth00
      @Bismuth00 Před 4 lety +6

      I don't even know if its melee being overpowered as much as rage abilities get damage from weapons where as spells do not.
      Only way to increase spell damage other than lvl is with + dmg to spell casts.
      So it's super hard to gear for.

    • @rockmcdwayne1710
      @rockmcdwayne1710 Před 4 lety +2

      As far as i understand ailments are really OP. If you can stack em to 30 i dont think anything in this game survives that.

    • @francisfuzzynips902
      @francisfuzzynips902 Před 4 lety +4

      Don't know if I'd go as far as "so fun", the gameplay is slow and sluggish and I can name 10 ARPGs off the top of my head with more enjoyable combat. It's pretty sub-average, and pretty much EVERYTHING is broken. Certain builds aren't functional at all and has you dying on repeat, others have you pressing 1 button and speed through content while everything dies around you without effort.
      Before the ending I was struggling to give it a 6/10, after the ending I thought a 0/10 was generous.

    • @nilleftw
      @nilleftw Před 4 lety +4

      @@francisfuzzynips902 Please, name the 10 ARPGs. So far only Diablo 3 or PoE beats this game IMO.

    • @bakaky0
      @bakaky0 Před 4 lety +2

      @@nilleftw Grim Dawn beats this game easily too. I would go as far as to say that Torchlight 2 was better too although it's kinda old at this point. Even Van Helsing or Viktor Vran.

  • @EricBurns1
    @EricBurns1 Před 4 lety +22

    I think your next created character needs the last name: O'pness

    • @craigdavies69
      @craigdavies69 Před 4 lety +4

      Opi Ness, Reanu Keeves long lost bean drinking brother lol

    • @EricBurns1
      @EricBurns1 Před 4 lety

      @@craigdavies69 that's even better

  • @ArticulatedHypernova
    @ArticulatedHypernova Před 4 lety +1

    Ah yes, my favorite youtuber, the Biffing Sprit!

  • @jwspowerdog
    @jwspowerdog Před 4 lety

    As you have mentioned in past videos, I would like to politely suggest a couple of game titled for you to consider. 1. Grand Theft Auto & 2. Sins Of A Solar Empire. I also want to add that you have hooked me as a fan ever since the first video of yours that I watched, please keep up the good work!

  • @MercuryAlphaInc
    @MercuryAlphaInc Před 4 lety +57

    Ah yes, the "JoCat" way of playing a Wizard: JUST. FIREBALL.

    • @Shouziroku
      @Shouziroku Před 4 lety +4

      Just Fireball. JUST FIREBALL. JUST. FIREBALL.

    • @leobracken2316
      @leobracken2316 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Shouziroku FIREBALL.

    • @RetrogieWasTaken
      @RetrogieWasTaken Před 4 lety +5

      “You can’t expect a big, damaging area of effect spell to be the solution to everything.” - A Person Within Fireball Distance.

  • @thewarpaintedorc7872
    @thewarpaintedorc7872 Před 4 lety +27

    20:28 Oh, nice! You unlocked “Fast Taveling”.

    • @sli0711
      @sli0711 Před 4 lety +1

      Omp wabam we done it

  • @kyr58
    @kyr58 Před 4 lety

    A. Minigun please!
    Also, your armor partway through the video when you first put the Knights helm on makes you look like Shrek, and we got a kick out of that XD

  • @spacecake4624
    @spacecake4624 Před 4 lety +24

    “Don’t want to destroy the economy.” There is no economy in this game. 😂 Literally no item in this game has value.

    • @xFODDERx
      @xFODDERx Před 4 lety

      Have a look around, there is an actual auction house outside the game

    • @Dante_S550_Turbo
      @Dante_S550_Turbo Před 4 lety

      it will be the same as Diablo 2, all off game.

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods Před 4 lety +76

    "An early access build would have gone a long way"
    They had that. At least I've had access to this for months and enjoyed it xD

    • @jacobraper9061
      @jacobraper9061 Před 4 lety +10

      Force2Reckon hahaha this game was in EA for FOUR YEARS

    • @VitaKet
      @VitaKet Před 4 lety

      @@jacobraper9061 While it was in EA it doesn't mean the build was, the entirely remade the game, the current game we're playing was only tested for around 8-10 months.

    • @airfu3ion284
      @airfu3ion284 Před 4 lety

      @@VitaKet Wrong. The release build was not tested at all. Less than 30% of the game was tested before they released.

  • @DraconiusDragora
    @DraconiusDragora Před 4 lety +25

    SeymoreClevarge shows his Oh~Peenis while flinging his balls on fire at the enemy.

  • @wtffy204
    @wtffy204 Před 4 lety

    Op Ness ha ha lmfao. Nicely done. Great and humourous video.

  • @kisame_007
    @kisame_007 Před 4 lety +4

    Options to choose for the next video
    My answer: Yes

  • @willparry530
    @willparry530 Před 4 lety +28

    A--Miniguns! The answer is always more dakka!

  • @jordanwhitecar1982
    @jordanwhitecar1982 Před 4 lety +42

    found an exploit in cities skylines last night: you can use water treatment facilities to feed hydro-electric dams, the combo produces more power than the water treatment plant uses. thought of this channel as soon as i discovered that.

    • @Avager
      @Avager Před 4 lety +4

      People used that back in the day already.
      Even with simple outlets, dams are broken.

    • @urstaxfetish1206
      @urstaxfetish1206 Před 4 lety +1

      You can go one step further then that, you can make a step system of dams and put water treatment plants at the top followed by the water cleaner items in each step and then water pumps at the bottom and it will not only give you infinite energy off of every damn, but will also clean the water and allow use to reuse the water for the city.

    • @jordanwhitecar1982
      @jordanwhitecar1982 Před 4 lety

      @@Avager i just stared playing the game 2 weeks ago when i saw spiffing brit's toll road exploit video.

    • @Laff700
      @Laff700 Před 4 lety

      Works for sewage too. I power my city with it.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj Před 4 lety

      I can never understand how dams work in that game. I place it over flowing water and it generates a bit of power... then floods the whole map... and stops producing power.
      Instead I use dams to create basins in ocean maps so I can build a city on new terrain once the islands run out.

  • @alterpanda8988
    @alterpanda8988 Před 4 lety +1

    Hey Spiff, have you ever looked into Kingdom Come: Deliverance? I've tried multiple to get into it and it seems like there could be some decent exploits

    • @Someguy6571
      @Someguy6571 Před 4 lety

      Eh really its just stupidly poor game balance and design in most parts. I played it quite a lot and its just far to easy to become super powerful and super rich. Honestly you can just walk around late game naked with a wooden club and smash through armored opponents as if they were wearing paper. However the game does look really nice. I will give it that.

  • @cashnordam
    @cashnordam Před 4 lety

    For some of these options you can use the information poll cards in the top right corner

  • @Rodoet001
    @Rodoet001 Před 4 lety +29

    So, when he says, and I quote, "a physically fully working minigun " I can't help but wonder if he just means firing guns really fast or literally manifest a fully working minigun, probably through the power of tea. I, for one, am voting for that one because I need to see that.

    • @Advo42069
      @Advo42069 Před 4 lety +3

      The turret ability if you hold the button down you will hold the turret and you fire it like a minigun. It's a feature.

  • @kylec9632
    @kylec9632 Před 4 lety +134

    Trader: Ohh buy this fruit from me for 5 copper and save my children from hunger
    Spiff: Why dont you this gem from me for 5 billion instead?
    Trader: Oookay i suppose i dont need any children

  • @eusoumaniaco
    @eusoumaniaco Před 4 lety

    This approach you had to Wolcen’s launch is somewhat (even though I myself haven’t bought it so far) a very positive reaction to a messy game launch; I’ve been around the launch for PFKM and it was utterly broken and glitched “beyond repair”. I almost nurtured a feeling of hate for the game and devs, but hey, they immediately got to work and 4 months later a literally unplayable, beyond-repair game was on its way to become the next exponent in cRPG gaming. Seeing you not immediately bash on Wolcen for it’s rocky start (that was actually beyond their expectations) makes me feel very happy indeed, and I thank you for pointing out why imperfection doesn’t immediately spell failure. This went way deeper than I imagined considering I’m only commenting about like 3 mins of the video, but the mark was made.

  • @DigitalBe4r
    @DigitalBe4r Před 4 lety

    When the spiffing brit is getting revenge... Oh boy, it's a wonder to be witnessed by all, while savoring not only one, but TWO smoking cups of Yorkshire Tea.

  • @AhNoWiC
    @AhNoWiC Před 4 lety +16

    Man Spiff, you've gone from the meme-British dude to the wholesome-meme-British dude in like 3 months. Honestly I love the new direction, keep it up!

  • @jelly8803
    @jelly8803 Před 4 lety +15

    Hey, my dad passed away this morning, it is painful. really. But your videos helped me smile today, I am grateful. I love your content

    • @liamdonovan3254
      @liamdonovan3254 Před 4 lety +6

      Best of luck to you friend! It's ok to not feel ok just remember that everyone is counting on you to stay strong with them. Chin you lovely little sausage we're here if you need us!

  • @ak-fq7ur
    @ak-fq7ur Před 4 lety

    you earned a sub in the first 3 minutes , gg

  • @leagueplays2100
    @leagueplays2100 Před 4 lety

    i played this game in beta only like a month ago, i haven't played it yet but it looks like they have added a lot to it in that time. Pretty impressive

  • @Tathanic
    @Tathanic Před 4 lety +18

    "what should spiff do next" "options" answer is yes

  • @thedrake5072
    @thedrake5072 Před 4 lety +193

    "OPenis"
    Sir Spiff, Honourable Knight of Sealand, this language is unfitting of a man of your caliber and will be reported to the Queen in short notice. Please await her response and don't forget to drink your legally required 5 cups of Yorkshire Tea per hour.

    • @AlessandroRodriguez
      @AlessandroRodriguez Před 4 lety +4

      Only 5 cups of Yorkshire tea per week!, that cruel and unusual...

    • @genma200sj
      @genma200sj Před 4 lety +1

      The royal scribe of Sealand would like to have a word.

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 Před 4 lety +3

      @@AlessandroRodriguez yea he probably meant "per day"

    • @thedrake5072
      @thedrake5072 Před 4 lety +2

      Fixed it

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming Před 4 lety +3

      @@thedrake5072
      You misspelled "per minute"

  • @Romanov8699
    @Romanov8699 Před 4 lety

    Great Video. Lots of fun.

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen Před 4 lety +1

    A: Minigun, of course.
    I think you knew the answer to that last question as soon as you asked it.

  • @thenerevarine4166
    @thenerevarine4166 Před 4 lety +58

    “OPness”

  • @joshallison2528
    @joshallison2528 Před 4 lety +6

    I'll have you know I've spent the last 2 hours watching your videos. You have impeccable timing with this one

  • @heyitsdrew
    @heyitsdrew Před 4 lety

    Dear SpiffB, I am pleased to tell you that I have finally just picked up some of your renowned Yorkshire Tea. I grabbed both red and gold, but went through so much trouble here in America. I'm sure it's on ever corner over there but here it's not. so I had to order it online, but to save on shipping I went out of my way to pickup at Walmart, what I don't understand is why they have it in some warehouse nearby but not in the store. what a mess, this tea better be worth it, I am a lover of both coffee and tea, sometimes iced tea, and in this wintery New England well it would be nice to have some tea since coffee you can have only once a day. Cheers! I will let you know if this tea is as good as you say it is with a subscription.

  • @ChoosenOneStudios
    @ChoosenOneStudios Před 3 lety

    Hadn't heard of this game but it looks like a fun time :)

  • @rodrigohenriquestolf1414
    @rodrigohenriquestolf1414 Před 4 lety +18

    i love how naturaly as a mage ...spiff just spams fireballs

    • @JSHaataja
      @JSHaataja Před 4 lety

      Well he couldn't find magic missle yet give him time xD

  • @paybackstab
    @paybackstab Před 4 lety +14

    Was the, "This game really should have been in early access," comment meant to be cheeky? It was in EA for like 4-years.

  • @TommyBJDk
    @TommyBJDk Před 4 lety

    Please show us some more of this game. i luv it

  • @Vidise
    @Vidise Před 4 lety

    Sipping my double spice chai tea... YES! This is just the absolute height of digital theater!

  • @Oblithian
    @Oblithian Před 4 lety +21

    "The best way to get this exploit off as fast as possible is..." Spiff 2020 - _Master of OPness_

  • @TheHasazin
    @TheHasazin Před 4 lety +22

    D - the next 3 episodes being all choices in a row.

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 Před 4 lety +1

      YES

    • @EyeDewDie
      @EyeDewDie Před 4 lety +2

      No, i want to see what would happen if he does all three at the same time...

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 Před 4 lety +2

      @@EyeDewDie oho, even better!

  • @GoodGamer3000
    @GoodGamer3000 Před 4 lety

    0:09 Hey, it's discount Ringo Starr.