This guy is the best story teller wow my guy i wish i can get more of ur videos and he talks very nice i laughed when he says"wehlisa izandla khona bazoshaya ikhanda ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"that killed me i never laughed this much😂😂😂
Being raised by a prison warden I find it amazing how I’ve heard all these stories exactly in the prison language he narrates. I’ve survived hijacking and a number of crimes thanks to the language engangiyfundiswa ubaba on how to deal neziboshwa. Impi yomqondo nje and who is above another.
@@chabalichabali8714 if uzithola ukwi situation in town mhlampe bafuna ukukubamba iphone. Change your language and speak to them as if you a prison warden. When they use the number slang respond as if you are still ujele ukuthi nje “yey fuseg sboshwa “ alone has helped me twice in the cbd. Last year I was driving a golf 6 ngaya at a garage in davernport around 1am. Ngabona sengehla ukuth the garage is empty and 4 guys in a polo with a gp number plate were at the garage. Kwakungasekho uujika my door was open and I noticed they all were carrying guns. Ngangena ngaphuma egarag the bp garage in davernport Durban those who know. When ngiphuma I pretended to be putting a gun on my waiste. Sengiphuma garage two of them were already infront of my car bengilindile. Ngabaqonda nje str8 only to see one of them uyi gunya coz of the tattoo ranking abazidweba wona. Immediately I approached him as ujele yena isboshwa with rankings. Awu they got so confused whether I was a criminal nam coz who drives a golf 6 at that time in that place and directly does what he want bebe bebonile we studied each other ngingena garag. Walahla ngokuth wayeboshwa at “medium a” again ejele there’s mediam kuno maximum prison. The crimes people are taken in for bayahlukaniswa ejele ngesi sindo. So nje ngavele ngath awu “icala elincane lolo “ . Story short the other guys guns were out but they ended up confused why le two isikhuluma nami for so long. Kwaphela u30 minute ngikhuluma nalaba fana. Trying by all means to figure out who I am bahambanje bazi ngiwu vader mina or iphoyisa. Ngabayeka kanjalo becabanga between those professions.
The way he says death is better than prison, eish. That place is hell on earth. I don't wanna see myself there, I think even a boss inside prison does not enjoy prison
🤣🤣🤣🤣He reminded me of my late mother when he said "ise varsity la". My mother use to say that to all ex-con athi "ufundeni e-varsity abantu bonke bebuya nemfundo"
If a strong adult like him and was once in an army but is complaining about the toughness of prison. Then who are we? Loll gents let's avoid prison yesessssss
SA must create a fund, like the Road Accident Fund (RAF), to support people who've been wrongfully arrested and abused by the state. This guy and many others have lost and seen too much.
@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 1. 15% from the The National Prison Budget 2. Penalize the judges who wrongfully convicted people ( all Judges must pay 5% towards such a fund) 3. Take 5% from the total money allocated to police department because its doing nonsense already. 4. All lawyers who want to be admitted attorneys or admitted to the bar must do some sort of service towards wrongful convictions. (instead of articles maybe) doctors do compulsory community service for 2 years. I don't know but where there's a will there's a way.
The mind has to rise above. When you go through so much trauma you have to shut your past out PERMANENTLY. That's how you survive. Never make the same mistake.
The gangsterism is the worst in prison really, their advise to the one who wants rank is to be beaten unconsciously by the guards, just imagine lol😂😂😂😂
This guy is one hell of a storyteller my word. I can't get enough of his stories
This guy is the best story teller wow my guy i wish i can get more of ur videos and he talks very nice i laughed when he says"wehlisa izandla khona bazoshaya ikhanda ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"that killed me i never laughed this much😂😂😂
This guy is the type of guy you don't want to provoke. I tell you🤞.
now just imagine what type of monsters do they have ejele if leli tyma says he would rather die than go back there
Andahleka...ndimoyika ngok...
😂😂😂
True
😂😂😂
"yebo ngyaphila ngoba ngyahamba" eyy🚶♂
🤣🤣😭😭❤️❤️ I love this guy hle , my brother thank you for ure reality.
"Masebedakwe ilotjwala ongabazi... Yabon' njengoba kuyi-weekend Ziyasha"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Being raised by a prison warden I find it amazing how I’ve heard all these stories exactly in the prison language he narrates. I’ve survived hijacking and a number of crimes thanks to the language engangiyfundiswa ubaba on how to deal neziboshwa. Impi yomqondo nje and who is above another.
How did u handle them
how did you deal with them really
@@chabalichabali8714 if uzithola ukwi situation in town mhlampe bafuna ukukubamba iphone. Change your language and speak to them as if you a prison warden. When they use the number slang respond as if you are still ujele ukuthi nje “yey fuseg sboshwa “ alone has helped me twice in the cbd.
Last year I was driving a golf 6 ngaya at a garage in davernport around 1am. Ngabona sengehla ukuth the garage is empty and 4 guys in a polo with a gp number plate were at the garage. Kwakungasekho uujika my door was open and I noticed they all were carrying guns. Ngangena ngaphuma egarag the bp garage in davernport Durban those who know. When ngiphuma I pretended to be putting a gun on my waiste. Sengiphuma garage two of them were already infront of my car bengilindile. Ngabaqonda nje str8 only to see one of them uyi gunya coz of the tattoo ranking abazidweba wona. Immediately I approached him as ujele yena isboshwa with rankings. Awu they got so confused whether I was a criminal nam coz who drives a golf 6 at that time in that place and directly does what he want bebe bebonile we studied each other ngingena garag. Walahla ngokuth wayeboshwa at “medium a” again ejele there’s mediam kuno maximum prison. The crimes people are taken in for bayahlukaniswa ejele ngesi sindo. So nje ngavele ngath awu “icala elincane lolo “ . Story short the other guys guns were out but they ended up confused why le two isikhuluma nami for so long. Kwaphela u30 minute ngikhuluma nalaba fana. Trying by all means to figure out who I am bahambanje bazi ngiwu vader mina or iphoyisa. Ngabayeka kanjalo becabanga between those professions.
Phendula mshengu haw
@@andileshezi7494 ngiphedulile kwi comment phezulu nje. UAndile yena yedwa lo enuz 🤔
Love his stories so much 😂😂"uzosina ulambile"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂 Not the interviewer laughing as well, serious but hilarious as well.
Ngingamlalela usuku lonke lobaba uyakwazi ukubeka I story
Ay lensizwa ayisoze yaphindela eJele ngempela🤞🏾😅😂
This guy is too funny I could even hear the interviewer laughing 😂😂😂
😂😂I know this is serious but I've never laughed so hard indzaba yekushaya ingoma ngoba umuntu usuthe inyama ongayidlile 😂😂😂 This guy is good 👏👏
Very funny. But also very hurt and damaged. I think he is my best interview
"Uhlabe into ongayazi"🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Mmhhh this Guy is one hell of a storyteller my word, I can't get enough of his stories 😢😢😢
"angekhe usathi ndoda phinda lento oboyenza ejele, lento izokubuyisela ejele" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Into ebuhlungu ukuthi bathathe umuntu oziphilelayo bamenza isigebengu. Inzondo inkulu abayidalile
"ubanika ikhanda bashaye ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"🤣🤣😂😂
Mnumzane ubnzima obhekane nabo abuyokulinganiswa nobamuntu. Sibonga izifundiso zakho nokuthi kukona konke lobunzima ubuntu bakho abuzange bukulahlekele. UQINE BABA.🤝
This guy is a legend. Good content
The way he says death is better than prison, eish. That place is hell on earth. I don't wanna see myself there, I think even a boss inside prison does not enjoy prison
ngithanda indlela ochazangayo ukhuluma isiZulu zu
He is a very good story teller
Ayikho into ekuthiwa isiZulu zu, kuthiwa isiZulu 'phaqa'
@@ayandantombela509 😂
And bayahleka ngiyadideka bahlekani coz thina sikhuluma kanje ilesi isiZulu ngqoooo akahlekisi ukuthi bajwayele laba bezinombolo
Yabona laa iNsizwa lee lobhiti uyabazi ubunzima
🤣🤣🤣🤣He reminded me of my late mother when he said "ise varsity la". My mother use to say that to all ex-con athi "ufundeni e-varsity abantu bonke bebuya nemfundo"
Kuvubelwa utjwala ngama two litre nase badakwe yilotjwala ongabazi uzozwa 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Biggest lesson here Funda UkuLawula Intliziyo yakho muntu.❤Guard your heart
Bengibona 30min.... Ngingena ngigijima
Same here...ngoba those 3-5 mins videos ziyabhora
Aibo guys is this not uBaba kaBule? The infamous “Khahlela leyo ngane” baba ka Bule.
Ngiyamsola ubaba ka Bule 😅
We need more of his stories
He is a good storyteller this man👊
I love this guy story's, he tells it like it is.😀😀🙏🙏🙏🙏
"Yebo ngiyaphila ngoba ngihamba"😂😂😂
Impilo inzima😢
The last part 😂😂😂yokuquleka
Yabona leyo ingiqedile ngihleka noma ngingedwa ngihambha endleleni kumangale abantu ukuthi ngihlekani yooo😂
Ay! Kodwa liyakwazi ukubalisa eli khehla. And yavakala ingqwele kudaaaala igudla😅😅🤣. "Uyabona kuyaqhubeka, mina Ng'mbana namazambane lana. "Yabo' njengoba kuyiWeekend? Ziyasha! Bayasina......Badakiwe! Basinisa wonke umuntu." "iNTO OZOYISHAYWA!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Eiy angazi uphinde kangaki ukuthi "Angiyi ejele ngincamela ukufa " uyabona ukuthi uhlukumezekile kakhulu 😢😢eish Nkosi sivikele
If a strong adult like him and was once in an army but is complaining about the toughness of prison. Then who are we? Loll gents let's avoid prison yesessssss
You'll be a wife, wear a skirt and make up😅
That's telling you that place is rubbish
We need more of his story's pleaseeeeee
Please interview this guy again 🤣🤣🤣 "Wena uzozwa sehambile, NGEKE ULALE, NGEKE ULALE"
I have never laughed this hard🤣🤣
SA must create a fund, like the Road Accident Fund (RAF), to support people who've been wrongfully arrested and abused by the state.
This guy and many others have lost and seen too much.
Where will the money come from?🤔
@@sibongisenikhumalo8198
1. 15% from the The National Prison Budget
2. Penalize the judges who wrongfully convicted people ( all Judges must pay 5% towards such a fund)
3. Take 5% from the total money allocated to police department because its doing nonsense already.
4. All lawyers who want to be admitted attorneys or admitted to the bar must do some sort of service towards wrongful convictions. (instead of articles maybe) doctors do compulsory community service for 2 years.
I don't know but where there's a will there's a way.
@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 Good question
And this guy is sure he rather die then go back to jail...and his so sure
@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 Duduzani🤣🤣🤣
Mmmh njengoba kuyi long weekend shuthi bazosina bazebavuvulale izinyawo abangawushay umthetho.
😂😂😂
Ayihlekisi tu lendaba,ibuhlungu shame. Khafane ucinge umntu omdala elayelwa ngumntana ukuthi makasine ngenkani
ngaze ngahleka and its not the first time listening to this story
Hahaha this is the best episode of this channel hands down. I've never laughed so much watching this channel. Great story teller
"BADAKIWE,BASINISA WONKE UMNTU"
"Nayingoma 😂😂 Kuyasinwa"
Eyi impilo inzima nyani xakunje
The mind has to rise above. When you go through so much trauma you have to shut your past out PERMANENTLY. That's how you survive. Never make the same mistake.
From 16:00 🙆🏼♂️🤣🤣🤣 sorry to laugh
🤣 🤣 🤣 Ingoma ulambile
9:12 part yamadevu🙆🏽♂️🙊🤣
Iyo ,iyahlekisa insizwa bo! Bathi susa isandla begadle nje! Hhayi bo...
🤣🤣🤣 ngeke iye ejele lenkunzi kofa loyo oyobe ezomubopha okanye kufe yena
uHulumeni wobandlululo wakha amajele ewakhela abantu abamnyama. iJele libulala umqondo alilungisi lutho.
what must happen to criminals ke?should they go to therapy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ulind uksina ube ulambile
Lendoda ihlukumezeke kakhulu, I wish there was many like him😂😂😂this how prison should be
Ayibo ngigidiswe ingoma ngilambile sebedakiwe hhayi kunzima
Limlimeze engqondweni lobaba ijele namapsychologist angeke amsize
Prison has traumatized this guy he will never recover from this abuse
Liyayi vula ingubo lingene..!!
Umondle imilomo yomibini☺️😊
Nje!
😂😂that “akuyi ngakwazi le emceleni ,Ama terrorist awadlali”
😁😁😁😁 kwanzima ejele 😁😁😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😢this guy is a good story teller
Yazi ngaboshwa iviki elilodwa ngafunga ukuthi ngeke ngiphinde okwenzeka lapha angikaze ngikutjelele muntu futhi angeke but i still have that anger.
Yah I'm sure this guy was a Gunya...his face is scary😂
Ufuna ukuquleka 😂😆
please have the videos in sequence or parts because we can’t follow the story 😭
You can’t follow the story Not we!
*Hleli uzonya vele* 🤣🤣😂😂
God will bless you razo
😂😂😂😂This was too funny
Isuthi , isuthi iskhaftini😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅Man is a league
Impilo yase jele irough😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
You can give this guy a vicious slap, he won't do anything he would prefer to run😂 just that he felt pain for nothing😭😭😭
Nah angboni dawg infoda Le kungacaca
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂EYEKHANDA IYAHLEKISA
Usiniswe ingane ithi ey hlaba bo 😂😂
LOOOOOOl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ay wangibulala lomfethu, kuyagidwa eJele
Angikaze ngihleke kangaka yoo😂😂😂
@@youtupe80 🤣🤣wabona lukhulu lomfethu
Lobutshwala Mase Buvutsheliwe Buzo Buyiswa Bubekwe Laa Buphuzwe, Awubutholi Wena Lobutshwala Buphuzwa Yilaba Bantu Abanikazi Balotshwala😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ugcine usubizwa nge Ntibane, ngothekwane😂😂😂
good storyteller.
Grown talk!!
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣please uyahlekisa lobaba
🤣🤣🤣😂😂ai Trevor Noah this one
Bambhebhile lona😂😂😂😂
Imnandi mpinda yoo it's tough guy's
The gangsterism is the worst in prison really, their advise to the one who wants rank is to be beaten unconsciously by the guards, just imagine lol😂😂😂😂
Just pure madness
Great story teller
"masebesuth ilamaqatha, bazogidisa indlu yonk"
Ngeke ulale 😂😂😂
Yoooo kunzima guyz ejele ngeke 😢😢
Bhuti wami ngizithanda kakhulu izitori zakho ubuku army
30 Minutes flew by.
Uyingozi lomjita akafuneki iskati eside emphakathi ukhuluma nge Anger 🙌🏼
Lutho ukhululekile uBhuti
Wazi ubunzima
Ubeyisosha le emnceleni inkani wayifunda ngenxa yezimo.
Insizwa yasemakhaya le uyayozwa nje ikhuluma
@@demariansele4943 uchaz ukt mayet ngeke esaboshwa ncono kufe ipoyisa noma yena ikukhululeka okunjan lokhu 🥲🥲
Ithi ingane hlaba bo 🤣🤣🤣 usine into ongayazi
Emanzini abilayo😂😂
Isimo 😂
Eyi inzima indaba yasejele
Ingane isuthu isuthi iskaftin
21:31 😂
Bubabavuvathathinanilabukuthunu
That's all i hear
Yoooo this is sad 😭😭