_Against all the hoes that Hell can conjure, all the jocking that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. _*_Crank_*_ and _*_Roll,_*_ until it is done_
"You were never one of us. You were nothing but a YOUUUUUUsurper, a false soulja. My eyes have been opened. Let me help you crank that, Slayer." - *Mean Shield Man*
choose episodes knee deep in the drip the shores of soulja boy dripferno thy soulja boy cranked Difficultly i’m too young to crank that hey not too rough soulja boy crank me plenty ultra drip crankmare U L T R A C R A N K M A R E
Knee deep in the meth The shores of Heisenberg Methamphetapherno Thy Meth Consumed ------------------------------ I'm monke level on that crack Hey, not too much m e t h a m p e t a p h i n e 420 town Crackhead
How do I find you in all the videos I watch? !! and it is serious In every video I see you are always in the comments! And I don't even have to search much because you appear among the first I see you everywhere 0_0; -;
"You were never one of us. You were nothing but a hood boy, a false idol. My soul has been cranked. Let me help you to crank it, Soulja Boy" - Crankrauder
In the first age, in the first rap battle, when the first bars were spit, one stood. Burned by the embers of the flame that was spat, his soul blistered by the fires of his opponents mouth, and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of spitting harder. In his ravenous rapping he found no peace; and with super hot fire he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the, Rap King, and those that tasted the bite of his bars dubbed him... the DoomSoulja.
Crank and diss. your diss tracks shall be their shield, your roasts, their sword. you remain the spiciest rapper, *for your power to crank, is E T E R N A L*
The beat dropped so hard that one direction went to the other direction chainsmokers stopped smoking Alan walker started running Coldplay stopped Coldplaying and started hotplaying My pizza was no longer a dominos imagine dragons stopped imagining dragons and my hotel wasn't Trivago
That is what makes it perfect. You gotta have the uncanny effect of it sounding unironically good while being more cursed than a motel built on the remains of a childrens mental hospital that was itself built on a native burial ground that had three massacres happen on it
@@froginaboxVEVO it’s not a game theory it’s a widely known fact. Some of the stuff in doom eternal was based directly off of Mario, like the fiery bars
Out of all the sick disses mankind can produce, and fire beats can be made, we send unto the haters, only you. Rap and tear, until they crank that soulja - *King Novik*
All we need now is The Only Melody They Fear is Shawty please actually make that Edit: Why does everyone actually want to see my throwaway comment become real (I do too but why)
So... This guy either heard Doom and thought "This needs some Soulja" or heard Soulja and thought "This needs some fucking Doom." I don't know which is more concerning.
You can’t just crank an it on the surface of mars
VEGA: "The ghetto sled is ready."
the longer the soulja of sin is on earth the stronger he will crank
iamchillpill YOOUUUUUUU
OBJECTIVE: Crank on the surface of Mars
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD
Dr Samuel: The longer the icon of sin stay in earth The longer he will Crank it
What a handsome profile picture you have
@@CaptainDogzilla why thank you ,You too
LMAAAOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I hate you because this made me laugh
Those who tasted the bite of his bars named him... The Slaya Boy
Warning, the SouljaSlayer has entered the facility.
Szia Csúb
_Against all the hoes that Hell can conjure, all the jocking that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. _*_Crank_*_ and _*_Roll,_*_ until it is done_
@@Saibachap the souljaslaya has cranked his way into the facility.
@@ananousous this is fucking incredible
"God, this is insufferable, tasteless, it's awful."
"More?"
"More, please."
When extraterrestrial life meets us and finds this, it'll take a lot of explaining how we aren't even more advanced than them.
Coming back to this a year later I can confirm that this comment is probably my reaction every time
DANGER. ALL PERSONNEL EVACUATE TO MARS SURFACE. THE SLAYER IS CRANKING THAT SOULJABOY.. REPEAT, THE SLAYER IS CRANKING THAT SOULJA BOY
pollutedcrimson *everything dies in a 100km radius*
oh fuck, oh shit, he crankin' that soulja
“Send in Unit-3Q4 “Red Demons”
“You sure? Are you affirmative Slayer is cranking that soulja boy?”
“Yes.”
“SENDING UNITS IMMEDIANTLY.”
I’m.... Cranking what?
@@guts2900 *YOUR CRANKING THAT SOULJA BOY*
*_Crank and Tear until it is done_*
They are no longer your people to crank.
Jam _ It is not yours to crank
Jam _ despite their transgressions on the phone, they are still of soulja blood
WeirdChamp
Crank and Roll until it is supersoaked
"You were never one of us. You were nothing but a YOUUUUUUsurper, a false soulja. My eyes have been opened. Let me help you crank that, Slayer." - *Mean Shield Man*
"Drip and Tear, until it is done"
lmao
-Haterdemon
@@m.degroot6837 picks up tha purple drank powerup
@@hixel1268 This has no right to be this good and just be a reply.
choose episodes
knee deep in the drip
the shores of soulja boy
dripferno
thy soulja boy cranked
Difficultly
i’m too young to crank that
hey not too rough soulja boy
crank me plenty
ultra drip
crankmare
U L T R A C R A N K M A R E
Very underrated comment
32 likes? what a crime
I need those modes now, bethedsta. or i will RIP AND TEAR your eqipment. and yes, i will destroy mick's lawn mower+ his chainsaw
Knee deep in the meth
The shores of Heisenberg
Methamphetapherno
Thy Meth Consumed
------------------------------
I'm monke level on that crack
Hey, not too much
m e t h a m p e t a p h i n e
420 town
Crackhead
Hardest Difficulty:
*SuperBoy*
When Doom Eternal is ported to the soulja console
I'm 90% sure this is what would happen
At this point I’m starting to see you more than
Just a guy without a mustache
Why are you here Dio??
How do I find you in all the videos I watch? !!
and it is serious
In every video I see you are always in the comments!
And I don't even have to search much because you appear among the first
I see you everywhere
0_0; -;
First of all, accurate
Second of all, nice pfp and name lmao
"You were never one of us. You were nothing but a hood boy, a false idol. My soul has been cranked. Let me help you to crank it, Soulja Boy" - Crankrauder
**proceeds to glory kill**
This is good
Lmao
@@bobswarcrimes8432 or glory crank
"My soul has been cracked"
Dude you're killing me 😂🤣
In the first age, in the first rap battle, when the first bars were spit, one stood. Burned by the embers of the flame that was spat, his soul blistered by the fires of his opponents mouth, and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of spitting harder. In his ravenous rapping he found no peace; and with super hot fire he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the, Rap King, and those that tasted the bite of his bars dubbed him... the DoomSoulja.
The ONE bad thing about this is the ending, The Soulja Slayer rolls off better.
@@thepolishdinosaur9015 he slays zombie soldiers get it
I end up back here at least once a week. It's definitely cemented its place as one of the all-time best mashups
Yours are as good
Hello donkey Kong slammer
You can't just crank a hole into the surface or MARS!!!
We will send unto them... only YOOOUUUU
stolen
bruh 666 likes
@@CHROME.FINDER crank and tear until it is done
You can't just crank a rap song into the background of mick gordons SOUNDTRACK
The anthem of fighting off an endless horde of Nintendo copyright lawyers
_pokemon brickbronze intensifies_
This is the most underrated comment here
@@cavemanwalter6651 oh my god I remember that I made me so sad when it happened though
666th like.
his website got rip and tear by nintendo for selling bootleg nintendo rip offs
Warning: Demonic crank presence vibe level 5 entering main laboratory
'You can't just crank that all the way through hell."
The DoomSoulja:
Nah, nah.... The real version is:
"YOOOUUUUUU can't just crank that all the way through hell"
-Samuel T-Payden
Samuel: you cant just crank a hole in mars.
Soljaslayer: *aaaaaaYoUuUUUUu*
get him to 666 likes and don't raise it any higher
@Preston Bassett overrated reply
Yes 😂😂😂
underrated comment
Did a spit take laughing while picturing this exchange in my head.
Damn Soulja boy goes hard
Love your vids
Are ya winning Oyff?
Oh? Its you? That's a suprise
This the next theme of music for your next video?
Ah yes, the human aimbot of Doom eternal
This is the single biggest abomination of modern music i've ever heard. Love it
This song slaps harder than my drunk dad
Same
Same
Oh shit, waht?
Song dropped so hard my grandpa thought the germans were back
@@maximep1874 😂😂😂
Drip And Tear
Crank Division
SouljaHook
The only thing they fear is YOUUUU
Drip and tear works so well
Goddamnit
small type my guy you wrote it not is, no harm, just wanted to notify you in case you didn't notice
Bro yo comment got 666 likes lets gooooo
Wait what the fuck
*BREAKING NEWS:* local man so angry he cracked that soulja boy so hard that he defeated the forces of hell
Doot Prayer
!!PLAYER!!
ah, my doppelganger, we meet at last
@Jayden Espinoza (Student) you are then employed to battle against the forces of evil with other slaya boys
wow I wanna know how to crank so hard... so then I could crank my back lol
How is there still news
Souja slayer is eternal, and the only thing they fear is his console.
the fact that these two songs can co-exist shows the musical geniuses that are Soulja Boy & Mick Gordon
The longer The Icon of Soulja remains on earth the harder it will crank.
to good
It’s humanity’s last hope
I want to like this comment. But its at 666
First we got the doom slayer and now we have T H E S O U L J I A S L A Y E R
"the harder it will crank" is too good
genius
"genius" is an understatement
Hot
@@ritzexistz yes
@@ritzexistz yes
ritz yes
Hearing doom music on a steel pan hits different
When people ask me about my music tastes:
i feel like puff thinks of funny names for a mashup first then makes the song
Your likes are 666!
Im not gonna like ur comment cause its at 699
Thats how ideas are formed from an intelligent mind
The fact that he liked this comment proves your hypothesis
Feel like non-screaming rap over metal is an underused true combo in music
youre making some good points. bonus points for 'true combo'
literally was a thing for so long, bands like limp bizkit did it for years
@@zapzesty4205 Hasnt been done well in ages though :/
@@IplayTeemoasaWard if you are a libertarian check out BackWordz
@@zapzesty4205 why would you tell on yourself like that
Crank and diss. your diss tracks shall be their shield, your roasts, their sword.
you remain the spiciest rapper, *for your power to crank, is E T E R N A L*
I hate how good this sounds.
At the beginning it sounds like he's saying "Soulja boy eternal" which makes it 10 times better
he is
Yes
That’s such a mindfuck I think external he says that but when I think tell em I think that fuck
rayresetohere no, he’s saying “Soulja Boy tell ‘em”
@@forbidden_channelexe oh ok thanks
Disgusting, disturbing, repulsive, abominable
10/10 Absolutely love it
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
I would like this but you have the perfect like ratio at 666.
Haha 667 go BRRR
@@drunkothemagician5862I would say that's evil but we're in hell so good job
@@smithbabies7886 Thanks
The beat dropped so hard that one direction went to the other direction
chainsmokers stopped smoking
Alan walker started running
Coldplay stopped Coldplaying and started hotplaying
My pizza was no longer a dominos
imagine dragons stopped imagining dragons
and my hotel wasn't Trivago
old sayings
ctrl c + ctrl v
Underrated comment. 😂🤣
Are you saying this song HUTTED your PIZZA?
The fuckboy and metalhead in my soul finally got together on a mixtape.
I mean, I know it's a meme, but it's genuninely not an awful mix.
That is what makes it perfect. You gotta have the uncanny effect of it sounding unironically good while being more cursed than a motel built on the remains of a childrens mental hospital that was itself built on a native burial ground that had three massacres happen on it
Yeah
@@alyssinclair8598 dude, why so specific?
@@karelpgbr Emphasis
@@alyssinclair8598 you forgot to add that the hospital also burned down but yeah pretty accurate
"He who cranks for an eternity will become the crank himself" - Barack Obama
Amen
pretty sure jesus himself worships this
Thanks Obama. very cool.
yes because barack obama totally said that
@@barrackobama2647 did u actually say that obuga
This legend will rap and tear
this has absolutely no right sounding this amazing
At this point, I'm convinced Soulja Boy goes with anything
TheAwesome WiiMaster as Bruno P would say, it has near-megalovanian mashup potential
Same thing with death grips mashups
Is your DP from Shockline - Lay it all down
Soulja Boy goes with anything except Soulja Boy.
Marauders be like:
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU are nothing but a usurper, a false idol!
ಠ_ʖಠ
My eyes have been opened, let me help you to crank, slayer.
@@Triple_G_YT sexy pfp
Y E S
@@Triple_G_YT crankslayer
this slaps too hard
The more consoles souljaboy sells the stronger he will become
*-And Those Who Tasted The Bite Of Crank, Named Him..*
*The Soulja-Slayer*
The Doom Soulja
Slayaboy
Crank: Eternal
Doomboy
Natzi?
0:01 this part actually sounds like he's saying souljaboy eternal
it fucking does
it does lmao
Why is it so true
Doom ‘tell em’
Yeah lol
SO MANY MIXED FEELINGS
This is so good, I workout to it. I use it to get me through push-ups
This is what happens when Soulja Boi didn't tell em'
exactly
Soulja boi did tell em’ they just didn’t listen
This is Soulja boy tellin em'
This has no business sounding this good
I never heard about your channel before but it has an epic name
Amen to that
Didn’t expect you here! Then again, supreme victory intro should’ve said Man of gaming culture.
Just because of the name you have I'm subbing
Sounds a little too good. It slaps...
this mix went so hard it knocked my soul from my body and blew a hole in the surface of mars
We needed this
My favourite comment has also been lost to time.
"The longer the Icon of Sin is on Earth, the longer he will crank it."
found it right underneath this comment lmao
@@shokito_ me2 lmao
Therapist : Souljaslayer isn't real he can't hurt you
*Souljaslayer:*
as if being unreal would stop him.
Slaya boy
Soulja eternal:
Roast and tear until it is done
This what my schizophrenia looks like
@@vernedictb.valentine2057 ಠ_ʖಠ
I like to imagine the choir at the end saying DRIP AND TEAR
this is disgustingly sick. well done!
Samual: You can't just crank that on Mars.
New Mission Objective: Crank that on Mars.
new mission objective: grammar
@@Targon1011 New Mission Objective: Learn to read
@@The86thplayer New mission objective: Read Samuel's name
@@Targon1011 New Mission Objective: Understand what a Noun is and common human errors
@@Targon1011 new objective: stfu
Ok hear me out, if this had no vocals it would sound like very strenuous mario music
Holy shit it does
It's like Bowser's rock theme from Mario Odyssey mixed with Beach Bowl Galaxy.
you'd be surprised how similar DOOM Eternal and Mario are. They both have lots of platforming, spinning bars of fire, etc. Insane
@@froginaboxVEVO it’s not a game theory it’s a widely known fact. Some of the stuff in doom eternal was based directly off of Mario, like the fiery bars
@@CoasterHorizons yo?
This deserves song of the year
This is bangars, thank you for making this
Imagine being some demon in hell, just kinda doing your thing and this starts playing in the distance.
They only thing you fear is HIIIM
👀💦
Imp: “Wait...do you hear that? Does...does that sound like ‘YAHHH BITCH YAHHH’ to you?”
@@BirdmanDeuce26 *distant YOOOOUUUUUUU begins to draw closer*
:---/
And those that tasted the bite of his crank named him "The Soulja Slayer"
*The doom soulja
Slaya boy
doom boi
Doomboy the Crankslayer
Man, this is perfect!
TtHis is such a banger I come back to it so often. If I had to choose boss music it would be this for most occasions
Ok but why does this actually slap so hard
Good track is good track no matter which instruments play it - synths ans guitars, medieval flutes or soulja boy
@@LostElsen No, no, he's got a point
Because this dude is very good at sound mixing.
Dude. It's the Doom effect
facts
But why does this actually slap so hard
Bro, you’ve never heard if Naz3nt my dude
it doesnt slap hard, it cranks hard
It's Mick Gordon x Soulja Boy
damn this shit is fire i'ma crank this
this is awesome
I need a slayer skin that's just the Doom Slayer, but with a backwards baseball cap over his helmet.
The most simple idea yet so genius
@@Uncommom "simple and slick is still slick
Drip Slayer
And a pair of air Jordan
I can make this happen
I hate how hard this goes. This is like when I unironically listened to the Lo-Fi uh oh stinky mix to sleep.
I can excuse cringe, but even I have limits. How the fuck did you fall asleep to Uh Oh Stinky asmr without laughing your ass off?
Kind of relaxing, i agree
@@youraveragegamer8832
Cause he's a walrus
what
This comment took a hard left that I just never could have anticipated
This is beautiful
This is alternate future where Soulja Boy viciously murdered every rival gaming company and became the #1 game console company on Earth
*soulja slayer has entered the facility*
69 likes n i c e edit: nvm
all mortally challenged personel please be advised
@@vctoothpick1455 doom b o i
''Atenttion to all personel on the facility: the Slaya grabbed ahold of the Hood Cranker 9000"
This is beautiful!
Ah yes, 69 likes.
I wanna like but it's at 69
and cursed too.
what are you doing here dude
Indeed
This is amazing
Respect this sounds pretty good.
Imagine an alternate timeline where the doom reboot never happened and this was just a song on his latest album
A soul for a soul
I'd off myself
i don't want to imagine a world where the doom reboot never happened
Now imagine a World where soulja boy was the creater of the doom soundtracks, and this was his latest addition.
Soulja Gordon
The song that plays when you fight Obama
Dare oppose me mortal
@P A V L V S If Doom has taught you anything, it's that bosses come in 2 phases. Michael is obviously phase 2 of the boss fight.
@@janis0zo I'm the secret boss, way stronger then the other demons
*takes out BFG*
Mrs. Obama get down!!
Not even Obama music
You created a masterpiece
a masterpiece
We will send unto them... only YOOOUUU
2 ppl have to unlike
@@joexonyou593 Why
When I was here it was at 71
To get to 69
@@joexonyou593 But youtube doesn't have the same system as reddit, so if someone dislike, it will not change the number.
When you've killed the 1 bilionth demon and you've unlock the golden skin:
That's... That's not...
@@lilnutt5580 shhhhh
@@lilnutt5580 It's okay, he doesn't know it's actually way harder than that ...
@@burcus2545 when will he realize that its even more soul crushing that that......
@@rendrennan2294 I did get it... 5 months in.... soul crushing is a nice way if putting that suffering.
Alternate title: Rip And Drip
Good alternate name: Soulja Slaya'
He always betrays. Always!
When all the demons doesn't crank that Soulja Boy
hey jiren how did you get in my recommendations
he broke in. Hide now
*Equips chainsaw*
> Crank that soul!
Bruh
Das
Funni
FAWK
Bruh
You can't just crank a hole into the surface of mars!
Whatever you did to make this work is downright amazing. This is some real good stuff, and it doesn't have any business being this good.
Out of all the sick disses mankind can produce, and fire beats can be made, we send unto the haters, only you. Rap and tear, until they crank that soulja
- *King Novik*
This
Is
epic
Af
Son
All we need now is The Only Melody They Fear is Shawty
please actually make that
Edit: Why does everyone actually want to see my throwaway comment become real
(I do too but why)
Y E S
Oh boy
Seconded
I need this in my life
yes please
i love this its so good
“for the longer soulja boy is on earth, the stronger he will become”
Therapist: dont worry souljaboy slayer isnt real
Souljaboy slayer:
The doom soulja however, is another story
The soulja-slayer
Slaya boy
Doom Soulja
Anymore?
This so unbelievably cursed and can't decide if I love it or not.
You do
Both
I believe the adjective you are looking for is "Blursed".
*blessed
I did not anticipate hearing something this epic no cap.
this is a masterpiece
They are rage, brutal, without mercy but youuuu
YOU WILL BE WORSE
*YOUUUUU WILL BE WORSE :D
I came
CRANK AND ROLL
*_UNTIL IT IS DONE_*
So... This guy either heard Doom and thought "This needs some Soulja" or heard Soulja and thought "This needs some fucking Doom."
I don't know which is more concerning.
Wouldn't say death metal, more like heavy/thrash metal
@@astafire6810 It sounds nothing like thrash or heavy metal lmao
It's closest to Djent
@@sostenoschostberg6763 still, not death metal is it
@@astafire6810 Djent is far closer to death metal than it is to thrash or heavy metal lmao
@@sostenoschostberg6763 industrial maybe?
This one of those 'I wonder if someone has already done this' moments and they did an outstanding job. 10/10