AUDIO RP | Building A Fake Relationship With An Old Flame [F4A]

Creating an alibi to fool a nosy mother or the federal government? What's the difference?
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AUDIO SUMMARY: The wedding is around the corner so you stop by Harper's place to go over the logistics of your "Relationship". Should be smooth sailing from here as long as nothing from the past starts stirring to complicate things.
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As always: Drink water, have a good meal, stay cozy, and have a good one!
Best,
Castle 💛
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Script written and performed by CastleAudios
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[@Dotexclamationmark]

Perhaps this will SPARK something

[@Trev_a_Creator1]

Things are heating up and I’m here for it

[@MangosGrowOnTrees]

They’re really building a bond

[@anonymousanomaly9869]

Right to jail

[@moke5813]

harper's got some past relationship lore that im waaay too excited to have revealed !!

[@TheShadowofGiantsShorts]

We're gonna make a good team. After all, fire can't burn without air.

[@RobBoss1]

Old Flame works for the Bureau!?! Interesting!
I really hope Mama Harper finds out about the fake dating, just so when the real dating starts Mama Harper is all, "no, not falling for it! Boy who cried wolf!"
Good to see more Harper. Loving her so far.

[@August-ri4vp]

I love the fake dating trope too much.

[@JohnWick-qf6lx]

Yep

[@RoboKoopa123]

Pigeon! I vote for PIGEON! I love this duo thank you Castle

[@blythepineda9929]

Haha! I love dessert themed nicknames!
"You don't look like a muffin."
Got me cackling 😂

[@parttimedreamer2140]

I hope this charade gets blown out in the stupidest way possible. Like they both never change their relationship status on social media despite using it often and mom's just like 'explaination please.'

[@johnnyoverheaven2045]

We’re gonna commit to the bit so well it’ll be easier to actually start dating

[@GremlinFloof804]

IVE BEEN WAITING FGFVGHFDVHTSVD
15:30 LOL
15:36 WHEEZING FULL ON WHEEZING
15:42 IM DEAD 😭🤣💀
16:19 nah your right… I look more like a MARSHMALLOW 😭😭MARSHMALLOW DELIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Wolflord_11]

I love their dynamic so much. Im hoping up for a ren faire adventure with these 2

[@zeeba3999]

LET'S GOOOOOO! *post audio* Sometimes I find romcoms cliche. This is not one of those times, you're doing amazing 💙
Commentary below, as always:
F = Old Flame, for reference sake lol (Not the other “OF” 😏)
Continuing to be amused by the fact that the now-stickler was a chaos gremlin once upon a time lol (Classic, love it)
Also I love Harper’s voice 💙
…Would OF actually ask for those? 🤣 (Omg she actually checked, they would then lmao)
Kind of surprised they haven’t, if these two dated. Unless secret dating/never got that far (or was more a FWB thing that one side got too serious about/they refused to acknowledge their feelings about, leading to it falling apart)
I’m guessing cherry soda/juice and/or cider was the go-to for drinking? Lol (Also hard cider slaps, as someone who doesn’t drink much lol A good in-between for when your friends do)
OF: “I only drink vodka/whiskey now cause I am a hardened government official.”
Damn, does Mama have an OTP going or just infuriated her child would lie? Or both?
(Oooh, definitely thinking OF confessed feelings first and Harper wasn’t down for committing - maybe cause OF used to be a party person?)
“Miss not ma’am” - Welp, I’d be fucked. I was raised on “ma’am” and only used “Miss” if referring to someone by name or inquiring about them. Ex: “Miss Evelyn, do you have a moment?”
(Made me a favorite of an old boss for not just using her name without asking lol)
I’m gonna lose track of all these names, I am so sorry Hayley. I am terrible at memorizing names without hearing them about 600 times. (Makes for awkward times with newer friends and coworkers lol)
Harper, honey, how long have they been pressuring you like this? 😥 To cause this much anxiety, on top of it.
Figuring out fake relationships is so stressful, especially when the family like to ask probing questions (and especially when separated)
…Why would something be off with college? 😕 Harper, what happened that would clue them in to something be wrong? (Relationship drama? 👀 Harper got depressed?)
“Renaissance Fair” - I SEE YOU HAYLEY!
OF has Ren Faire pics? 👀 In costume?
WHO IS MUPPET THAT IS AN ADORABLE NAME! (Also Harper sounds so fond awwwww)
Love the kitty!
Mushroom hat? Those things are crazy intricate - but also look so cool and cute 💙
Ya’ll gonna photoshop you two in a pic together? Lol (Might wanna hit up some places and take pics together in various outfits, make it look like you’ve been dating a while. Change the dates in your phone if possible, that sort of thing. (Or just move them to a “My love

[@Ares-un9do]

Our lovely little pidgeon Harper.

[@Thatoneguy8565]

I am moderately confused. Are elementals in the castle verse just wielders with affinity for elemental magic? Or are they the traditional man/woman made of an element and just hide under glamour spells when interacting with non wielders?

[@JohnWick-qf6lx]

I always like the fake or pretend bf/gf it's so comical 😊🤙🏻💯

[@MaxNMoxxVA]

NEW CASTLE AUDIO RAHHHH

[@megan-4185]

I love theses two so far and I wish i could go to an actual renaissance fair

[@Frog_on-A_log2828]

I thought angel and big red from yurrivoice were getting married when she said lucien and I thought I missed smth major lol

[@CozysRandomThings]

❤

[@TheBroGamer14082]

My b for not remembering if ever but is this part of a series? or the start of one?