the smallest brain ever
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- čas přidán 14. 04. 2022
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"doctor, my leg hurts"
*"best i can do is brain surgery"*
"your brain is form Y, Alaska"
For those who dont get it, "Y" is actually a City form alaska (Source: website i forgot in google)
HAHAHAHAH...
STATE OF THE ART *COMEDY*
@@sanjeetsahay5629 well you better believe it because in 2 hours it went from 545 to 569 so people sure do like it
@@sanjeetsahay5629 hey that's a nice information
i mean if you cut off the pain flow that runs thru your leg it helps
So you’re telling me even someone without a brain achieved more than me
You have a pretty flawed view of "achievements"
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 are you saying that having a job/wife/kids isn't a good thing?
@@macron5123 Correct, they're horrible things that drag people down to mediocrity and nothingness
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 That was the part where I was expecting you to say "no, wait he did that" and then agree with me, if I'm being honest. Can you explain your worldview because I'm genuinely curious.
@@macron5123 I'll interject in this convo. Why do you think having a nuclear family is the pinnacle of existence?
He may have the smallest brain but he is smarter than 90% of Twitter users💀
especially the blue check marks.
The bird is gone.
𝕏*
And smarter than 101% of tik tok users
So true.
@@snowinxfars1332that's a fuckin Unicode character now? 💀
Bro can still function better than most Twitter, tiktok and Reddit users
Edit: forgot one more: Discord Mods
*Fr*
yeah but doesnt include my dad because my dad is a twitter user
@@minikalicansu291 hope he recovers soon ✌️
@@nightwingmix1💀💀💀
@@nightwingmix1The funniest person doesn't exi-
Man got a whole wife and kids with 75% of his head filled with water and i’m still struggling to figure out social cues😭
So he's disabled and you're just stupid? Not really a fair comparison for you bro
and to figure out that the first “his” in your sentence is unnecessary. it’s ok
this is a joke abt him calling himself dumb i really dont care abt it
why are people still replying to this like a genuinely care lmao
@@stroo_ just like that comment of yours
@@stroo_ tell me you’re a Twitter user without telling me you are a Twitter user
😭😭😭 help
"He has a job, a wife, kids without a brain yet you can't pull any bit-"
If you live in USA its damn near impossible unless your a Chad or Tyrone. 10 ft tall, 100k +, 10 ft schlong.
@@wabbit6653
Why its impossible.. can you explain ?
@@uxbf_hdnc it’s a figure of speech, it’s not impossible but pretty damn hard
@@wabbit6653 down in ohio 💀
@@wabbit6653only mfs with no bitches say shit like this 💀
*"Dumb is who does dumb things"*
_-Forest Gump_
*Stupid is as stupid does
Actually, it's "Forrest Gump" not "Forest Gump"
-_🤓_
@@Eraser.rNo, actually, its Fortress Group
Nah im not dum….
Math: you wanna take that back?
Uhh... "Stupid is as stupid does"
My oldest son is very similar to this. He had brain surgery at 3 to remove a tumor the size of a man’s fist in the middle of his brain. It was supposed to be his twin that he absorbed. It’s called a teratoma. Because it was attached to his blood supply, it grew with him and caused his brain to grow differently. It’s all there, it’s just not shaped normally. They were worried that once the tumor was removed he’d develop encephalitis but thankfully he didn’t. He’s now 26 and a college grad. He does have memory problems but considering the alternative, we were lucky to find it when we did.
Wasn't something like this an episode of House?
Congrats and best wishes to your oldest son!
Like the movie malignant!!
The last part of the movie was crazy and not real
Thank God!!. It's not luck, it's grace
@@Ball-Boy005 very much so....the Grace of God!
Doctor: "As you can see, he has no brain"
This guy: "Turns out, you don't need one"
How True This Is.
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!
you do need a brain even thought you lost 3/4 of your brain u still need it
Hahahaha that's the sweetest comment of all! Soooo true...
Ikr?
"Hey doc, my leg hurts"
"OK, this looks like a no-brainer..."
"Change the topic"
epic😂😂😂
☠️
LOL
underrated comment
LMAO
“GUYS LOOK! ZOMBIES ARE HERE NOW! QUICK HI-“
that guy: “nah ill be safe”
My severely disabled brother Matt had Hydrocephalus, Cerebral Palsy, and Holoprosencephaly. He was a spastic quadriplegic, and was only born with 2 cm of his brain stem, the rest of his head was filled with cerebral spinal fluid. Doctors put 2 shunts, one on each side of his head. It pumped his head to a more natural size over time.
When he was first born. his head weighed more than his body. Doctors thought he was both blind & deaf, and said he'd not live to be a year old.
As a toddler, I discovered he wasn't blind or deaf. I was putting away a load of stuffed animals I had been playing with in the living room and Matty started absolutely cracking up. Because I would pick one up and run to my room, repeat. The motion of me running back and forth just tickled his funny bone.
Matt had over 20 operations in his lifetime, including 2 full body casts.
Doctors tried to hide CT scan results from my mom when he was a kid/ young teen. Mom grabbed the envelope of them when they were out of the room, and discovered that one of his shunts had broken off in his head and had grown into his brain tissue. If he were to hit his head somehow the wrong way, he could die instantly.
Matt had to eat mostly via feeding tube because as he grew, his neurological system changed, and when he swallowed it started going into his lungs. My mom had to insert a tube into his nose directly to his stomach, eventually they finally put a G-tube which was on his tummy and went directly into his stomach.
Matt was so awesome. He ADORED ME, and crushed over my female friends, and he would puff up and act tough around guys, even adopt a deeper tone to his voice.
He couldn't speak normally, but on occasion he would say words randomly and surprise everyone.
Matty passed away unexpectedly on Jan.31,2007. It was the most difficult thing I've ever been through, and I miss him everyday.
He's finally free of his bodily prison and I hope he is able to enjoy his afterlife able to do all he couldn't in his lifetime.
I'm grateful for the time I had with him, I believe he made me a better person just by knowing him.
He was very lucky to have you as his brother! 😊
@@elizabethlinsay9193 I was his big sister, but thank you!
"you might be a little brain dead"
Me at a exam: uhhh shshshdhshchdhdbdhdhdd
Me when I'm playing strategic video games: brain in its prime state
Me doing an exam: brain commited not alive
Edit: my final exams are in a few days and I have to give my brain some therapy so it cannot commit suicide in the exam hopefully
@@madlad25 lol
Same
@@madlad25 same lol
Oh hey! I’m your brain
“You’re like the smartest dumb guy I’ve ever met”
Is like that one friend that manage to be the stupidiest yet smartest person ever
You're too stupid to see he made up his mind 10 minutes ago
Did you mean dumbest smart guy?
I am robot lol 😂
Markiplier! Ethan and wade said this to him before lmfao
Every Ranked Teammate:
ranked teammates are dumber, this guy even has a wife and kids.
:3
I haven't seen this guy in so long, now I come to appreciate how nice this guy voice is
Alternative title: brainless man, still smarter than 90% of twitter users
LMAO he also had a touch of women
@@yejistangovernment 👏👍
@@RandomServitor nahh redditers and Twitter users have the same level of garbage intellect
@@yejistangovernment r/iamverysmart 🤓🤓
Facts
wonder how that conversation went:
"what's up, doc'?"
"mate we took a ct scan of your brain and it's fucking hollow"
🤣🤣🤣
"by any chance, do you use twitter?"
"Yes, I use it all the time"
"Ah that explains it."
@@NebulaAccount I'd say TikTok
@@aaaaaa-hh8cq fair.
I heard of this guy, turn of the last century, who had an iron bar blown through his head, incurring traumatic brain damage! He not only survived, but, continued working for much of his life. He had a marked changed in personality, but, other than that, had a fairly normal life.
"this man takes brainless to a whole nother level"
twitter users: challenge accepted
bro has portable water
"He has a wife, a job, children and a perfectly normal life"
Ok google, how to tie a noose
fails understanding in how to make a noose XD
@@Fedex5 It's not for the guy in the video...
Gonna cry??
so ur saying even brainless guy does better than me feelsbadman
Yea. Man's got no brain but still doing better than some of us.
“This man takes brainless to a whole new level”
*inserts a picture of human megamind*
💀
The creator have a brain but just dont wanna use it
You just read my mind
@@love_dva it's an actual picture of the guy, the creator didn't choose a random big headed guy just for fun 😂
no brains?
Man: can u masaage my leg?
Doctor: i'm in debt, so u need brain surgery. Now you are in debt
Megamind as a human:
To people that are confused. He isn’t missing any of his brain. The ventricles in the middle are just swollen with a lot more water than a normal person has. Which caused the outer portion of his brain to be smushed. His whole brain is still intact though, which allows him to survive pretty normally.
Would that explain his egg shaped head? A serious question, not poking fun in the least.
The egg shape guy isnt him
@@kani7646 ok thank you
@@tracilay4162
In order for egghead to be him, he would’ve needed to have the brain problem from early childhood before the skull plates fused together.
@@LuckyCharms777 He did, he had encephalopathy and needed a drain put in as a baby/child.
“Hey, doc, my leg feels pretty weak. You think you can prescribe me some meds to-“
Doc: *”you have no brain”*
you can’t just accuse people of stealing it’s not exactly the same
@@ClassicAsteroid you can’t just accuse people of stealing it’s not exactly the same
@@ClassicAsteroid Copied (I ain't joking)
@@jwill5892 why like your own comment 🥸
@@SongSlime it’s still considered copying, they just changed it a bit
Zombie: let's eat that man
Zombie: nvm he have no brain
Bro wants to be megamind so badly
"Mom why did you chose dad?"
"It's a no brainer"
👍
oh no
Lol
5
@Chelsea Oliviera what the fuck?
Reported
bro 75 IQ for someone whos brain looks like that is actually really impressive, you would think someone like him wouldn’t even be able to properly communicate or would struggle doing basic tasks
@@Zen-ns3kx I think that's the average human, not baby
@@Zen-ns3kx maybe your iq is lower than average
@@he3004 Yeah babies are dumb.
@@Zen-ns3kx even if baby has 225 iq, he won't be smarter adult.
@@he3004 Babies are humans
Should have seen this coming miles away since bro's got that megamind build💀
Let me get this straight:
This guy has barely any brain but has achieved more than most of us
It’s so frustrating…
@@nablamakabama488 yeah sad
Don't rub it in, dude!
@@nablamakabama488 I mean having that little brain and a IQ of 75 is impressive, imagine if he had a full brain
@@nablamakabama488 True but if he had a full brain he would probaly have a IQ of 100 on a low ball.
Meanwhile in an alternate universe
"doctor my head hurts"
"hmmm... somethings wrong with your leg"
Underrated, well played
His leg is 75% watur
House theme music
Looks like we’re gonna have to amputate.
@@enzo-polis tt
The zombies ain’t coming for him ANY time soon.
bro's head size tells a different story
Pov: real life megamind asks you "no bitches?" While having a perfect life balance
Him to us "no bitches?" us to him "no mistakes?"
NOOOOOOO💀
megamind had a mega head because his brain was mega, this guy has a mega head because his brain is tiny
No brains?
Best comment I’ve read
"But amazingly, he has a job, a wife, children and a perfectly normal life."
What am I doing wrong?
Believing this video and watching it.
At least you're not Richard Vargas.
Terminally online? Idek
You're not 44.
You got too much brain. This problem can be solved with alcohol
You know what, I'm kinda jealous of him. Living simple life with no overthinking or worries.
Imagine arguing with this guy
"Omfg you're so brainless"
"I know :("
Edit: people told me to change it to "you're". Yw
Why’d you have to do him like that brotha?
“You have no brain”
“Yes”
“Wait what”
Lol and after that the person is like "Ayo what do you mean"
Sorry to be that guy but...
*You're
"even I brainless. I still can use your and you're"
*"got shot"*
"His IQ might be low, but not mentally disabled by any means." **proceeds to show man in a wheelchair ♿️**
Me: I don't think that's how this works 🤔...
mental and physical disability are different though?????? 😭😭
So long motherdonald-
Some rare cases could link, but yes that’s absurd
im mentally disabled an i dont need no wheelchair but stairs still suck ass
Actually
Murderer: *cuts his head open with an axe*
Also murderer: WHAT THE FU-
Never let IG find this man
Other ppls: *shoot heads and dies*
This dude: *water flows out*
underrated
Thats a no-brainer
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Wait the skull emojis fit💀💀💀
@@Ffersbetter nOo 💀💀
Doc really told him his leg pain was all in his head 💀
A certified 🤡 moment right there
@@AdhvaithSaneYou're comment?
It was all in le head
REEEEEAL!! BROOOO!!☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@Zaruption8r/your
My youngest son, 16yo, has had a shunt since he was 2 weeks old. He actually is on his way back from MUSC where he had his yearly ct scan. He also had 3/4 of his frontal lobe removed to stop seizures 4 years ago. He had bad short and long term memory loss before the part of his brain was removed. After the surgery he remembered everything he didn’t before. I suggest MUSC medical in Charleston SC. for anyone with children that have seizures. The neurologist in Greenville just wanted to keep upping his meds for seizures. MUSC wanted to find the spot that caused them.
his brain is still 100x bigger than Oxford drivers
"this guy had no brain"
*Has a job, a wife, and pretty much well lived*
Someone removes my brain this instant
sus
Well that’s just a no-brainer
I can be there on Saturday if I’m quick enough
@@JupiterKnight how is this sus Jupiter? How is this comment sus?
Nah that’s some bullshit..
"Hey doc, my leg hurts"
"Let me see. Oh, looks like you have no brain"
EDIT: thank you for the likes i never got so many on a comment
To this got me💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Audible LOL
😆 🤣
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Bro, took “it’s all in your head” to a whole new level💀
Bro secretly roasted us at the end💀
Ikr 💀
Guy has an iq of 75, yet looks like Megamind. Life is truly a contradiction
😂😂😂
It’s the water
Having a big heads reduces IQ because it's about being perfectly proportionate to the rest of the body rather then big. So having a whale sized brain would just slow everything down
Clickbait photo.
I Googled the story. The man's identity was never released due to privacy. The photo in the video is of some random guy.
@@thebasketballhistorian3291 thought so
I would still value his opinion more than 99% of Twitter users
🔥
He'd probably make a better president, too.
@@JV-pu8kxdon't even bring politics into this, please
@@JV-pu8kxDefinitely agree. Or at least would be able to form actual sentences, which is already quite the improvement.
@@carnivorrax8542It's a joke lol. All politicians are basically just goofballs. And it's not like they were calling out a specific person an idiot, so as long as someone doesn't bring up a specific figure or a country in this thread it isn't really gonna matter.
Even a leg made a brain weak💀
dang he took it to a whole different level
“This man takes brainless to a whole nother level”
-My Teahcer
"Teahcer"
Nice
grammar error: it’s teahcer
Teacher*
@Dream I was just correcting their spelling?
"the smallest brain ever"
this guy: **looks like megamind**
i’m going to hell for laughing
@@liv2414 you and me both 😭🤫
Jimmy Neutron but opposite
It's all fluid.
ikr i was so confused
For anyone wondering the condition is called hydrocephalus and is caused by cerebral spinal fluid not draining properly due to having an excessive amount of it. This condition usually requires a shunt, in some cases they drill holes in your skull to help alleviate the fluid buildup. The fluid is routed through a tube placed in your head going all the way down to your stomach.
This condition can cause seizures, brain damage, death, mental impairments, vision issues,etc. I don't believe this condition makes anyone stupid. your disabilities do not define you, and you do not let them.
I have suffered with this condition myself and always have hope that one day it'll be treated and I can be free.
It is truly amazing how our body/brain will compensate to flourish ❤
Bro would be the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse
Not really ,they might drink his brain
Nagh, he'd be the watermelon dessert...
Dudes a zombie capri sun. All the Zs need is a straw- and he has one built in.
@@Scudboy17 hold up.
@@petevenuti7355 💀
Imagine getting the news from the doctor like:
"Hey doc is my brain ok i wanna know"
"70% of your brain is gone"
70 likes, ironic
"Let's make it 69%, I can afford a few more IQ points to lose"
@@duckmeat4674 you'd gain since the percentage is what you lost in brain
@@duckmeat4674 you literally don’t understand how math works
@@duckmeat4674 what you have said was confusing
Dr. Zomboss be like:
at least he had a cute smile
“This man takes brainless to a whole other level”
His forehead: am I a joke to you?
Lol
That's a fivehead if ever there was one.
@@flyingpigmonkey1 lmaoooooooo 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@flyingpigmonkey1 nah bro that’s a sixhead
He is literally Megamind
"75% of water in his brain"
Me: starts shaking my head to see if I can feel or hear anything splashing around.
kokobaba
Dude if someone crack his skull there is gonna water splashing out
😂😂😂
Gonna try it, if I do hear splashing I'm gonna turn my head into an aquarium, get a goldfish to think for me
*gets a concussion*
This man took loop to another level
"you might be a little braindead"
me at mcdonalds: how many chicken nuggets are in the 20pc mcuggets?
I sell donuts. This is a real conversation that has happened three times, with three different people.
Customer: How much is a dozen donuts?
Me: 6 dollars, sir.
Customer: How many pieces of donuts is that?
Me, on autopilot: A dozen, sir.
Just got to count them out sometimes because of trust issues
mcdonalds once gave me 2 nuggets in their box of 20 nuggets
@@MidniteSpectre customer is on auto pilot too 😆
@@MidniteSpectre A dozen.. damn that's too many how about a dozen
I remember seeing this somewhere. Apparently he HAS a brain, but it's been slowly squeezed small by the fluids that it's roughly 1/3 of its actual size. But since the shrinkage happened gradually, his brain was able to adapt to the changes and kept his mental faculties normal despite being smaller.
Oh, that's interesting. Did his mental facilities still suffer from that shrinkage, or were they always on the low end?
No. Not normal at all. He suffers from some medium deficits but he slogs through them because he had to adapt as well.
Yet he has a happy, functioning family.
Bro took brain rot to a whole new level
the fact that the ventricles cover 75% of his brain and he has 75 IQ
Funny that the average black person has all their brain but only 85 iq
he was prolly really smart to began with
@@SaveR6Siege God has to nerf him
He would have 200 IQ then because 75+75=200
@@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 of course he would have 150iq. look at his forehead
“The man with no brain”
*”the smallest brain ever”*
lmao
XD
welp hes lucky in a zombie apocalypse since they cant eat his brain☠️
"What if zombies were thirsty?"
This guy:
I'll answer you:)
This is proof that you don't need to be smart to live a decent life, nor have a normal brain.
@Mr. Fish i act fucking stupid a lot i have a iq of 145 i dont know how someone can fuction in daily life with 75
Umm, 75 is quite low
@@EnchWraits I think the average is 100.4 in Canada so it's low but it's not that disabling
@@Mason_Malakai_Leroux but it's still not so low that you can't get a decent job and a happy marriage
@@NorwegianToast69 exactly
If someone has the phrase “small Brained” applied it’s this guy
Edit: Jacob S you’ve given 3 people seizures, 2 people strokes, 1 person a heart attack and 2 Godzillas strokes. At least according to my reply section
Edit 2: Now several more people who I’m not willing to count have had aneurisms, weddings ruined, strokes, seizures, were declared brain dead, lost all their brain cells. It’s a catastrophe at the hands of Jacob S
Edit 3: Now you see some people have had brains change size, needed to reset earth, almost killed themselves, whole family was shaking and one person needed to revive themselves so as one person said in my reply section Jacob S indeed is a hired assassin
Right now it’s some people have that we’re watching TikTok to much had a brain smell sentient I just don’t like that guy in the video but if you agree
@@Jacobliuzi I had at least 3 separate seizures and an aneurism reading this
@@deviation43 same 💀
@@Jacobliuzi This guy is competing for the title of smallest brain and f'ck Golden Joe Biden he's winning.
@@Jacobliuzi 💀
As a person with siblings, I can confirm that they still posses a *smaller brain* 😊
When his teacher roasts him: are you dumb? is your brain filled with water?!
The boy: you got a point
I saw such a CT scan on a patient. She had a slight shunt dysfunction and had a bit headache, her CT scan was even more extreme than this one, but she was a former bank employee. The brain is extremely interesting, while people have a normal live with such an extreme hydrocephalus, other patients suffer from brain tumors smaller than 1 cm.
For what it's worth, essentially all of the images shown in this video are MRIs.
But yes, obviously you can see hydrocephalus on CT, and it can be quite profound in shunt dysfunction.
Isn't it because people have hydrocephalus since they're children and their brain is more flexible while brain tumors usually appear in older patients?
Miracles happen all around us, yet people still disbelieve.
@@jakobinobles3263 everything is a "miracle" to religious cult zealots when they spin it hard enough. That's literally the foundation of their faith. 🤷♂️
@@Darkest_matter lol it ain’t a miracle.
“This guy has almost no brain”
How my parents describe me
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm literally crying
@@TradBarbie do you mean crying of laughter or sadness
emotional damage
Dang
He does not have the smallest brain
You have the smallest brain
He has the biggest brain
7:24 “Wal-Mart… *the Weed Shop…”*
He SAID it! 👏💖
I love how he says small brained and then shows us a picture of someone with a huge head.
cause thats the guy with the small brain
its all water
xDD
Bro that’s literally the guy in the video
His brain is basically hollow and full of water, that's why he can have a big head and small brain at the same time
Me: “hey, my toe kinda hurts”
Doctor: “you’re going blind”
Me: "struh adnik eot ym ,yeh"
Doctor: "dnilb gniog er'uoy"
(*Tip: Read from right to left, instead of reading left to right*)
Bro took big brain time literally.
That 'you might be a little brain dead' in the end.😮💨
"this guy has the smallest brain ever"
Me: *laughs in genshin impact*
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I know he used that last sentence for the loop but ending the shirt with "you might be a little brain dead" got me
Looks like a new world record to my books
bro has the brainless rizz 💀
Congrats you made me genuinely laugh out loud 😂
😂😂
And yall still making excuses
😂
My word this comment is w 💀
"You might be a little brain dead"
Bro you didn't have to do me like that💀
You didnt have to cut me off
@@Dreidelium I WAS LITERALLY SINGING THAT-
“ he rlly said “bro takes brainless to another level 💀
The perfect loop that doesn’t exist
Bro is the real life Homer Simpson 💀
Jeez
naaaaaah 💀
I was looking for this comment 🤣😭😭
How?
Forrest Gump
“Doc my leg hurts”
“Ok stay still for the brain surgery”
American Healthcare in a nutshell
@@canceled6041 that doesn't even make sense, obviously they checked around his leg but eventually ended up with his brain. America is one of the most advanced countries in the medical field too. and wtf does that have to do with healthcare.
@dark gaming i am. being dumb doesnt make u fun. u get made fun of big difference.
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@@ohnooooooooooooooooo In the US, even though Medical Technology is super advanced, costs are high, there are unreasonable treatments to small incidents and overall the insurances barely cover anything. It’s cheaper to go to another country to get a major medical treatment done.
its the final brain sells😂
I mean I thought it was common knowledge that having no brain was a requirement for happiness.
“This guy has the smallest brain ever”
Allow me to introduce myself
edit: and everyone else in the replies
r/kamikazedbywords
69th like
Allow *me* to introduce myself
Raven is that u
@@nightmarefury9308 Omen from Valorent actually
"It's a no-brainer."
This guy: okay...
bro: I'mma get a hundred on the test
bro in question:
My Man got the brain in his leg💀