Two and a Half Men - Jake's Jock Strap [HD]

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  • čas přidán 28. 12. 2013
  • Alan and Jake are looking for a Jock Strap for Jake. Charlie goes with them, because he thinks it might be amusing. It is, until they run into miss Pasternak.
    Season 6, episode 5 (A Jock Strap in Hell).
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  • @PowNiels
    @PowNiels  Před 4 lety +83

    Season 6, episode 5 (A Jock Strap in Hell)

  • @brucetowers8405
    @brucetowers8405 Před 7 lety +2229

    -Charlie Harper?
    -Where? He owes me money

    • @vikas.k4089
      @vikas.k4089 Před 7 lety +46

      hunterkill12774 that was hilarious

    • @benighomni
      @benighomni Před 7 lety +90

      Vikas. K ikr, best way to avoid being identified

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats Před 7 lety +57

      i gotta remember that one for myself

    • @ianmeadows917
      @ianmeadows917 Před 6 lety +18

      Been there before lol does not work

    • @timwillias6798
      @timwillias6798 Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah he defently owes me money

  • @sandilekheswa5332
    @sandilekheswa5332 Před 9 lety +745

    Charlie Harper? Where? He owes me money lool

  • @59771006
    @59771006 Před 10 lety +1558

    Miss Pasternak: How can you live with yourself you horrible evil man?
    Jake: He drinks.
    WAY too funny.

    • @Alegost1
      @Alegost1 Před 5 lety +18

      must´ve been the only question ever he was able to answer that was given by a teacher

    • @music556
      @music556 Před 4 lety +16

      @@Alegost1 Well, the only question he was able to answer correctly.

  • @ebbaannamaria
    @ebbaannamaria Před 7 lety +849

    "He drinks" is the best part 😂😂😂

  • @irawilliams343
    @irawilliams343 Před 6 lety +152

    "He drinks." That one-liner moment is epic!
    Jake took the time to come back to the store and answered the question "How can you live with yourself you horrible, evil man?"

  • @craighamilton3877
    @craighamilton3877 Před 2 lety +59

    Anyone notice Alan was rushing Jake out the door a lot quicker when Jake said they hadn’t paid for it yet 😂

  • @TomDeVito
    @TomDeVito Před 6 lety +144

    "Have you consider an athletic supporter?" LMAO 😂😂😂😂

  • @shezziesbaby
    @shezziesbaby Před 5 lety +42

    “Charlie Harper”
    “Where?? He owes me money”
    🤣🤣

  • @tamilshoutcom
    @tamilshoutcom Před 10 lety +920

    Totally different person from the initial teacher.

    • @leopoldvermilion1456
      @leopoldvermilion1456 Před 6 lety +30

      I know right

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Před 6 lety +171

      Different actress too. This show had a nasty habit of recycling the same actress for different characters, and vice versa. I think Chuck Lorre must have been the Harvey Weinstein of television.

    • @SuperDamiano1997
      @SuperDamiano1997 Před 6 lety +52

      They used 3 actresses for this role

    • @wedo9932
      @wedo9932 Před 6 lety +96

      The girl who plays Chelsea plays several different girls in the show too

    • @LifewithJimmy
      @LifewithJimmy Před 5 lety +5

      Kesh K that is Amy from The Sopranos

  • @RhyperiorRanger
    @RhyperiorRanger Před 9 lety +270

    Charlie harper? "Where? He owes me money "

  • @gklash95
    @gklash95 Před 6 lety +43

    I'm dying "Charlie Harper? Where? He owes me money" 😂😂😂😂

  • @ryanbrown7489
    @ryanbrown7489 Před 6 lety +56

    "Charlie Harper?"
    "Where? He owes me money." LOL XD

  • @millermmsdj
    @millermmsdj Před 10 lety +396

    Where, he owes me money

    • @FullRetardPoliceNGFT
      @FullRetardPoliceNGFT Před 10 lety +26

      Quick get Stewie Griffin, he knows how to collect money from people

    • @Christoph8
      @Christoph8 Před 2 lety +1

      @@FullRetardPoliceNGFT Yes 😂

  • @59771006
    @59771006 Před 10 lety +190

    What Jake says at the end is absolutely hilarious.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Před 6 lety +4

      Douglas Roth the really hilarious part is where Charlie grabs him by the collar and pulls him along.

    • @gradel888
      @gradel888 Před rokem

      @@SovereignStatesman that was Alan

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 Před 6 lety +29

    “Charlie Harper?!?!”
    “Where he owes me money!!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vertex1933
    @vertex1933 Před 6 lety +41

    "Have you considered an athletic supporter?" is my favorite line from this clip 😂 perfect timing

  • @MIZORAM_mafaka_hnamte
    @MIZORAM_mafaka_hnamte Před 6 lety +35

    *"He DRINKS" .... *That sums up Charlie's character*

  • @arkplaysgame3826
    @arkplaysgame3826 Před 7 lety +62

    "He Drinks"
    Simple but cuts deep.

  • @AnCapone1899
    @AnCapone1899 Před 3 lety +10

    -She went bananas an hit the gym teacher
    - Where?
    -In the gym
    LOL

  • @JacobLink350
    @JacobLink350 Před 4 lety +25

    2:34
    “HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF, YOU HORRIBLE EVIL MAN?!?!?!”
    2:39
    “He drinks”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dustinpfarr1601
    @dustinpfarr1601 Před 9 lety +47

    "Yeah,my bad." XD

  • @xxkbarsavagexx849
    @xxkbarsavagexx849 Před 4 lety +13

    charlie: “ oh yeah ms. pasternak”
    the way he says it😂😂

  • @thecowboy9698
    @thecowboy9698 Před 8 lety +9

    "Have you considered an athletic supporter?" Lol!

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats Před 8 lety +158

    where he owes me money

  • @vergilheartnet
    @vergilheartnet Před 10 lety +60

    Miss Pasternak : How can you live with yourself, you horrible evil man?
    Jake: He drinks
    Charlie: Do i have a choice?
    Yeah, i can imagine him saying that

  • @clevelandcbi
    @clevelandcbi Před 4 lety +44

    Charlie's exes get along, at least. The original Miss Pasternak (Missi Pyle) and ex-wife Amanda on Anger Management are best friends and formed a music group called Smith and Pyle.

    • @redips
      @redips Před 4 lety +4

      Missi Pyle is on MOM as Natasha

  • @Jinseual
    @Jinseual Před 8 lety +43

    Wow, the teacher had changed so much they switched actresses.

  • @omarbautista541
    @omarbautista541 Před 2 lety +10

    "He drinks" just shows how witty the show was. it takes just that one extra step

  • @CrazyFreak714
    @CrazyFreak714 Před 6 lety +120

    Goes around in stripper clothes at the pharmacy 😄

    • @okami-rose803
      @okami-rose803 Před 5 lety +22

      You wear what you can when you don't have money

    • @frankthetank1779
      @frankthetank1779 Před 4 lety +8

      What do you want she lives in a cheap motel and maybe was on her way to work.

    • @andersonsmith979
      @andersonsmith979 Před 4 lety +2

      Prob has to take a turn waiting at table at the "Gentlemen's" Club she dances at and THAT is the waitress uniform.

    • @rubenreyna2198
      @rubenreyna2198 Před 4 lety +2

      Mr Snrub thats actually normal

    • @starcrafter13terran
      @starcrafter13terran Před 4 lety +2

      Afraid to ask what she was buying

  • @skipe94
    @skipe94 Před 10 lety +193

    i don't understand how he ruined her life though. he dumped her, it's her problem she can't deal with it. also she was super overbearing.

    • @theothertroll
      @theothertroll Před 10 lety +22

      it's just a TV show - meant to be stupid, stupid.

    • @skipe94
      @skipe94 Před 10 lety +9

      Don't call me stupid. I know it's just a sitcom I am just wondering how anyone can take it seriously.

    • @eliaschevette
      @eliaschevette Před 9 lety +9

      natan keremov nobody does unless they are stupid. That's why he call you stupid. Stupid.

    • @dindapwns
      @dindapwns Před 9 lety +7

      stop with the stupid jokes, stupids.

    • @eliaschevette
      @eliaschevette Před 9 lety +1

      ***** I'm with you stupid, is stupid to be this stupid around stupid youtube.

  • @santiagomurillo2768
    @santiagomurillo2768 Před 6 lety +211

    I once dated/slept with a woman just like Ms. Pasternak, but she was an attorney who loved weed & ecstasy. We had phenomenal sex until the weeee hours of the morning. She missed a few court dates & was ultimately suspended from her Law Practice. Off course she blamed me & waged a war against me. I remember being scared just to come home. She would be waiting for me in my bushes! Later on, I would stake out my own home. Neighbors loved to see & hear all the drama... Oh the good old days...

    • @Backseatsman1
      @Backseatsman1 Před 6 lety +36

      This would make a terrific short story.

    • @l.carter3139
      @l.carter3139 Před 5 lety +13

      Do you still have her number bro???

    • @harkseehra5092
      @harkseehra5092 Před 5 lety +9

      Just hope if she won't show up like this.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 Před 5 lety +23

      Sounds like a fun time. The kind of fun time that makes you want to move out immediately.

    • @Geniusignotus
      @Geniusignotus Před 5 lety +8

      I'm guessing Chuck Lorre stole your story bruv

  • @GainsCity_
    @GainsCity_ Před 7 lety +103

    Take my money and give me one more season with Charlie sheen

  • @kylelopez6479
    @kylelopez6479 Před 7 lety +286

    i prefer this actress than the original pasternak.this one is so hot!

    • @morgan8757
      @morgan8757 Před 7 lety +8

      so do I . I think its cybills daughter

    • @JOHNNYCFC18
      @JOHNNYCFC18 Před 6 lety +4

      morgan8757 whos cybill

    • @s4xtt
      @s4xtt Před 6 lety +8

      The original one played her in the finale

    • @andrewg3768
      @andrewg3768 Před 6 lety +1

      +JOHNNYCFC24 he's talking about another program!

    • @LisaSmith-tb8bb
      @LisaSmith-tb8bb Před 6 lety +1

      JOHNNYCFC24 the cybill shepherd show this is the daughter from 1980s or early 90s
      Sitcom

  • @dez3540
    @dez3540 Před 6 lety +10

    "Where? He owes me money" lmao

  • @xxkbarsavagexx849
    @xxkbarsavagexx849 Před 4 lety +9

    “ We’ll take a look”
    jake: “ the heck you will”
    too funny

  • @GroceryStoreStories101
    @GroceryStoreStories101 Před 6 lety +16

    Where he owes me money. Best line LOL Il use this if i run into a ex lol

  • @marklenee9139
    @marklenee9139 Před 9 lety +81

    Man I love angry redheads:)

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw Před 3 lety +8

    How’s it his fault that she ended up as a pole dancer ? Everything after the breakup is on her. She just couldn’t handle getting dumped.

  • @stoyandimitrov619
    @stoyandimitrov619 Před 5 lety +4

    -Charlie Harper?
    -Where? He owes me money..........XD XD XD HA HA HA iv been hearing that since i was ten still funny as hell

  • @danl2136
    @danl2136 Před 4 lety +2

    Yeah my bad" "So what's new?" 😂

  • @JoJo-io7sx
    @JoJo-io7sx Před 7 lety +6

    Best show... especially if your a single dad with a boy

  • @joshuanf1974
    @joshuanf1974 Před 3 lety +4

    How do you let a relationship ruin your career. She really is mentally weak if she let a non serious relationship ruin her life.

  • @edwinz01
    @edwinz01 Před 6 lety +6

    Oh yeah miss Pasternak oh yeah miss Pasternak

  • @siniquezu
    @siniquezu Před rokem +4

    I love how they keep saying her name because they changed the actress

  • @zeroresistance7203
    @zeroresistance7203 Před 3 lety +7

    i think it's kinda unfair of her to say that he ruined her life.
    just because she got feelings for him, it's not like Charlie owes up to those feelings i mean.

  • @bravo2081
    @bravo2081 Před 3 lety +2

    Charlie Harper
    Where he owes me money lol😅😅😅😂😂😂

  • @alexanderpytko5394
    @alexanderpytko5394 Před 10 lety +53

    Alan:(to Jake) Based on what I'm paying your dentist, you know nothing about flossing.
    Dialogue by me;
    Jake: Well, I figure what's the point of brushing and flossing? The next time you eat, your teeth are just gonna get dirty, again, anyway.

  • @MagnuzJ3
    @MagnuzJ3 Před 7 lety +77

    Damn! Miss Pasternak I'd definetely tap that!

  • @johanliebert899
    @johanliebert899 Před 7 lety +16

    he drinks lol

  • @StretchakaKickman
    @StretchakaKickman Před 8 lety +27

    Mmmmmm Miss Pasternak. 😏

  • @oliverpony
    @oliverpony Před 5 lety +5

    I hate it when they replace actors in TV shows that look and sound absolutely nothing like the original

  • @saadsurve7035
    @saadsurve7035 Před 6 lety +13

    miss pasternak was actually a different actress...

  • @bhhhbtgvbb1849
    @bhhhbtgvbb1849 Před 7 lety +5

    jake is so adorable

  • @zythr9999
    @zythr9999 Před 2 lety +4

    It's sad the way this actress' parents passed.

  • @Yash-Gaikwad
    @Yash-Gaikwad Před 3 lety +8

    Because of men like this it's hard for good guys to find true love.

  • @anthonyalba1238
    @anthonyalba1238 Před 6 lety +3

    Nervous breakdown? No she went batshit crazy.

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats Před 9 lety +21

    he drinks hahhahahahahhahaha

  • @hazardgaminghg122
    @hazardgaminghg122 Před 4 lety +2

    Where? He owes me money. That part was funny lmao

  • @eddieleon3413
    @eddieleon3413 Před 10 lety +23

    she's hot even without make up

  • @archangelstormrider3695
    @archangelstormrider3695 Před rokem +1

    Never used a Jock Strap. Never in PE or even in the Army. Poor Jake.

  • @kingandrewcecil348
    @kingandrewcecil348 Před 7 lety +4

    Best quote from this scene;
    Miss Pasternak: How can you live with yourself, you horrible evil man!
    Jake: He drinks
    LOL

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 Před 5 lety +3

    2:19 min Jake Harper, always trying to help! 😆🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @CarsonWolford
    @CarsonWolford Před 3 lety +2

    Just realized they changed her actress

  • @timonpumbaabugsbunnysonict1640

    Taken After Hortons Hears A Who And Before Two And A Half Men on FX

  • @retrogaminga1072
    @retrogaminga1072 Před 6 lety +2

    “He drinks” hahahahaha!!!! :D

  • @beastmaster6960
    @beastmaster6960 Před rokem +1

    This miss pasternak is way hotter than the previous one

  • @jm15xy
    @jm15xy Před 4 lety +2

    "Yeah, my bad."

  • @nicholas8476
    @nicholas8476 Před 4 lety +1

    I’d just like to add, that I always get a Red Lobster Crabfest add for these videos..
    Turns out CZcams does, indeed, have a sense of humor..

  • @FilipoSooaUlufale
    @FilipoSooaUlufale Před 7 lety +5

    Why couldn't Alan just walk back to the car with Charlie and patiently wait for Jake to pay for his jock strap type of underwear while Miss Pasternak was still in the dentist store confronting Charlie and screaming at him?
    Alan shouldn't have rushed Jake out of the dentist store by pushing him just so Charlie can hurry him and Alan up and get out of here. Jake would have reasoned with her and had a chance to explain to Pasternak that Charlie drinks instead of Alan pulling him away from the dentist store.

  • @thejaleelthomas
    @thejaleelthomas Před 4 lety +1

    Miss pasternak: Charlie Harper?
    Charlie: Where he owes me money

  • @JaeGroove
    @JaeGroove Před 10 lety +21

    have you considered a athletic supporter. lol

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor Před 6 lety +18

    That dress is perfect on her! Sooo hot!

    • @Minolla
      @Minolla Před 3 lety

      It's not a dress, pervert

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 Před 4 lety +1

    Have you considered an athletic supporter?! 😂👌🏻

  • @rubenreyna2198
    @rubenreyna2198 Před 4 lety +1

    "He drinks." lol

  • @YEOsCanal
    @YEOsCanal Před 2 lety +6

    Well, I don't want to defend Charlize's behavior, but to be honest, I also find it terrifying how quickly women always fall in love with him and are ready to direct their lives completely according to him and as soon as he invites them they react as if they would World go down. Because that actually shows that in the mind of the women Charlie was in bed with, things didn't go smoothly from the start. Otherwise they would not come up with such an idea or react that way afterwards.

    • @jokerofmorocco
      @jokerofmorocco Před 7 měsíci

      Like I get that one date and one night stand sucks for women but that's no excuse to go crazy and bite a gym teacher, you just move on with your life. Shit happens

  • @bryannavarro13
    @bryannavarro13 Před 5 lety +4

    She will always be Cybill's daughter to me.

  • @thestarisgreen1728
    @thestarisgreen1728 Před 2 lety +1

    This was a good episode

  • @donnelladams340
    @donnelladams340 Před 3 lety +2

    Sure looks like you bounced back lmao.

  • @vig5678
    @vig5678 Před 6 lety +8

    huh, just realized, miss pasternak is played by 2 different actresses

  • @bigd2911
    @bigd2911 Před 4 lety +3

    Yo Alan pays for everything
    I think he deserves a break

  • @ryogakyoraku7413
    @ryogakyoraku7413 Před 3 lety +1

    Technically her predicament is totally her fault!

  • @1704radu
    @1704radu Před 2 lety +1

    00:50 I would like to have such reflexes

  • @king-ib4vb
    @king-ib4vb Před 7 lety +1

    1:48 yeah, my bad.
    hahahaha

  • @Blackfire970
    @Blackfire970 Před 8 lety

    this was the best

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor Před 3 lety +5

    "I hit puberty!"
    I would too after seeing a hot teacher in that dress.

  • @gradel888
    @gradel888 Před rokem +1

    2:38 he drinks ☠️☠️☠️

  • @jahleelroym3047
    @jahleelroym3047 Před 4 lety +2

    Ashton killed this show 😔💯💯💯💯💯💔

  • @user-DODOZ
    @user-DODOZ Před 6 lety +2

    "He drinks" XD

  • @t-bone8
    @t-bone8 Před 8 lety +5

    Where he owes me money

  • @soltrippiv4988
    @soltrippiv4988 Před 2 lety +2

    He really sorry about that

  • @yovanimearynez4148
    @yovanimearynez4148 Před 7 lety +5

    its peace of meat lol hahha

  • @ulloaroots
    @ulloaroots Před 5 lety +3

    Jajajaja Charlie knows how to save his ass

  • @jahleelroym3047
    @jahleelroym3047 Před 4 lety

    I miss this show

  • @amysmileyreid95
    @amysmileyreid95 Před 7 lety +1

    Ginger obsession now in overdrive!!!

  • @LuisDanielVillalobosBenitez

    Excellent example for me all the clip

  • @latricewillins-butler5403

    I like that purple dress💜

  • @jeronimomcdisneyhero5868
    @jeronimomcdisneyhero5868 Před 4 měsíci

    Oh yeah! Ms Pasternack!😀
    Oh yeah. Ms Pasternack. 😨

  • @soltrippiv4988
    @soltrippiv4988 Před 2 lety +4

    She bite Jake Gym Teacher at the gym

  • @peteigni2487
    @peteigni2487 Před 2 lety +2

    Yeah... My bad