He then also needs to solve CAPTCHA that takes 3 minutes to solve, and be sent a 6 digit code sent by SMS which expires in 5 minutes. You also need an active Avalon Subscription to request help which costs $17.99 a month, and to send a video message you must also pay $80 on top of all that per video message.
This is how doctor appointments work 😂😂 men it’s been 1 month I had acl injury and doctor told me to have surgery and they give me appointments after 3 weeks to meet doctor and after they will make appointment for surgery sucks American doctor system
@@thebookwasbetter3650Star Trek assumes a different set of laws of physics where information can be sent faster than light speed. In our reality, and I’m assuming the reality of this movie which closely follows the real laws of physics, information cannot travel faster than the speed of light.
Not incredibly accurate, you don't know the distance, you don't know the speed they are going. There is no way for you to calculate how accurate that time difference is. All you know to be accurate is that the message will take a long time to get to Earth and a longer time to get back. That's not incredible, anyone that has passed the fifth grade understands that simple concept.
I will admit, I haven’t seen the movie, but if I were him, I would be doing anything and everything possible with that pod because I’m pretty positive. There’s nothing I could really do wrong towards it that isn’t messed up.
He (and the other passenger he woke up to keep from going mad) actually turn the whole ship into a garden, so the crew and passengers are going to wake up to an even BIGGER surprise lol. Good movie, definitely recommend a watch. Passengers (2016).
@@colebrown9497 You can when its a video that's gonna make people want to watch the movie, just posting straight spoilers in the comments is a little shitty!
I was that guy…. Still, at 32… I naturally rise around 7 am 😐. Actually, funny story. I forgot to set my alarm. Woke up at 710 this morning and made it to work by 730. I live literally 5 min from my job and made it to work by 730.
Well I don't think the concept of this movie makes sense cause if u r sending people in cryogenic sleep for 120 years then u would have definitely taught them what to do if they woke up early.
@@jghudson If something hasn't happened before that doesn't mean it won't happen in the future. The groups crew should have given them at least a manual of some sort with instructions on what to do in case of emergency situations.
After 55 years: “y’know you could just lay back down and theres a button on the right hand side to put you back to sleep.” Lmaoooooo that would piss me right off!
"Your call is very important to us; Please hold, a Nasa customer representative will be shortly with you... ... Your call is very important to us, ..."
thats kind of one of the core themes of the movie, the people who created the trip and ship have 100% trust that nothing goes wrong, as an engineer or even as a scientist anyone would know thats not possible. Everything eventually fails and because they refused to set up protocols for issues they deemed not possible everything went to shit. Even the computer system genuinely believed Jim being awake wasn't possible.
Starlord won't be alone; he'll soon meet a trash Panda, a tree, muscle man, ogre gf, a blue robot, step mother mary poppins, and a long, lost bug sister
@differenttopic No, he gets so lonely he wakes up another one of the passengers. An attractive woman. At first he lies to her and says it was also a glitch that causes her to wake up, but eventually the truth comes out. She ends up forgiving him for his selfish, predatory behavior.
This concept is incredible. Imagine if he woke up at a reasonable time like 2 years too early. Id probably spend that time eating, working out, writing and watching everyone else sleep 😂
@@goofenshmirtz14you want to see something fun? start a steam game then change the date of your computer to the earliest year you can. steam will say you have negative total playtime but when you write a review it will instead say when you post it 8k hours at time of post.
Nothing compares to me having tried to download GTA 5 on steam at .050-.080kbps and getting a esimated completion time of 1753 years. I remember thinking. At least ill get to play it before GTA 6.
If I was in his position, I'd be able to deal with that load time. Lol. I would have a day to celebrate something like a festival.. Playing Super Smash Ultimate against CPU 😂😂 And I'd love every second Hahah
No. He's 90 years away. So that's 90-19=71. Now he's 71 years away from his destination, when Earth sends the reply it won't take 19 years. It will take 9 years. So he will get his message in about 28 years time. However, he looks at least 35 to 40. Best case scenario, in 28 years he's 63.
@@NimerionTech how is sending a message from Earth to the spaceship faster if he is further away? The distance it travels is longer, not shorter. The math might not math that great considering the spaceship is probably travelling slower than the message, but in any possible case it won't take shorter than 19x2 = 38 (that would be if it stayed in place. But the spaceship is getting away from Earth so it would take longer).
For anyone wondering how it ends, He awakens a female passanger which he liked and they spend time together, with the woman thinking she also woke up mysteriously. However the guy was some type of engineer and awoke her. When she finds out she gets really mad but then something happens to the ship and they save it. Then the guy fixes a pod which can put 1 person to sleep but they didnt want to leave each other so they decide to live on the ship being the only ones awakened. When the ship finally gets to the planet, the passangers woke up to plants growing inside the ship and the couple dead. Really nice story yall.
This is true but the main reason is in customer service the guy who helps the customer the fastest is paid the same as the slowest guy. No incentive for helping right away
@@ateidmon9835 As a customer service employee I can say that all you need to get a good service is being kind and following the agent's instructions. And please give a 10/10 survey, 9/10 is nothing and lower is bad 😅
There was another plot-hole in the movie. We saw that robotics was advanced enough to pass for humans. Building robots that look like 18-year-old women would solve the protagonist’s loneliness without harming any real people.
Indeed :( Just did some quick math on the back of a shopping list: "X" is the point where the ship is when he sends the message. It takes 19 years for the message to get to Earth and 19 more years to get back. In the 38 years it takes light to travel 38 light-years from "X" to Earth and back to "X," the ship travels to point "Y". It takes 17 more years for the light to catch up with the ship at point "Z," meaning that the total distance "XZ" is 17 light-years. If it takes 55 years for the ship to travel 17 light-years, then the ship is traveling at 0.31 c (31% light-speed). At this speed, the ship's clock would be ticking at 95.1%, which means the relativistic answer wouldn't be very different enough from the dumbed-down answer, and we don't need to worry about going to the extra work. EDIT: Except that if he's 19 light-years from Earth after being asleep for 30 years, then the ship is going 63% light-speed. I hate it when writers pretended they did the math (by giving numbers this specific) when they didn't :(
The funniest thing is, if you're thinking of a 'warp drive' like from Star Trek....even that is too slow. The basic idea of a 'warp drive' is that you create a warp bubble around an object that literally bends space around it, allowing you to change the distance between point A to point B. However, the amount of energy that would likely be needed for this bubble would be astronomical and the size of the bubble needed to bridge you between a huge distance would be infeasible. So if you make a warp bubble that's only a bit bigger than your ship....prepare that journey to take a few generations still. Really the only way you're getting anywhere in the vastness of our universe in short time is theoretical wormholes.
@@Simpson17866 55 - 38 = 17. Not 19. The 31% Speed of Light is correct, so it's just a typo, but kinda weird how you did that typo 4 times in a row and still didn't notice it.
For everyone saying that the ship should have had emergency pods n everything. The movie states that in order to even go into cryosleep, you need extensive work done to your body such as injections and doctors working on you. Another thing is that the pods are essentially fail safe, which in the movie they pretty much are. The only reason why his goes off early is that a meteor strike hit the ship and fried the clock chip in his pod.
@@LOVE-ENHYPEN_4ever-engene No, he woke up because of the failed pod. But there was an error in the ship that caused his pod to fail and endanger the entire ship, and needed fixing
@@Noukie032If this ship is actually failsafe, wouldn't the system wake up the entire ship crew. Its been a long time since I watched this but the system is aware that components are damaged right?
The Passenger it's a really good movie. Someone on CZcams made a rearrangement of the story: starting with the female protagonist's perspective first, and little by little revealed why the male protagonist woke her up. It boosted the movie from good to outstanding.
The fact that the positional tracking system couldn't feed basic data to the crew assistance programs makes me, as a QA manager, want to fire a bunch of staff.
The passengers don't need to know anything; they aren't crew. It's like being in a museum and trying to get those little consoles in front of the exhibits to tell you about the museum's security systems.
The developers may have realized that there was a chance some people would wake up. To get it down to zero might have been too costly or just not possible.
The worst plot hole is that there was ONE ROBOT, and it was the fking bar tender. They could have had thousands of robots to help fix and repair things in that time, and the only one on the ship was stuck on a track serving drinks. This movie was written by a moron.
So the ship's moving at 17/55 of speed of light. here's the math: if it stayed in place without moving it'd taken 19*2=38 years, But, the're additional 55-38=17 light years it'd traveled in 55 years, So, if he wasn't always moving this fast, because 120(17/55)=37.09... and the message traveling back at the speed of light has to go 19 light years (I presume they're not using pigeons to deliver the message)
For everyone saying they wouldn’t have woken her up. He thought the same thing, than he lost his sanity being in isolation for a year. It also ended up being the right decision, because if he didn’t everyone would’ve died. It’s so easy to sit from the comfort of your home and act like you’d do the right thing. But when you’re stuck losing your sanity slowly and the temptation is always there. It just takes a moment of weakness to fall down the hole. It truly was a moment of weakness, he felt bad about it the entire time. Even when they were in love and it worked out good for him he still regretted it everyday and tried to fix it by letting her use the autodoc to go into hibernation. In the end his decision saved 5,000 people, and she liked being with him. She chose to stay because it was the first time she was truly happy. At any point she could have chosen to go back into hibernation. But she knew she’d regret it.
Honestly, I would've woken all of them up. Not just the hot chick. I'd go insane within a month without human interaction. Even just one person to spend time with wouldn't be enough for me.
With how advanced technology this is, there should have been a safety measure implemented just in case a pod malfunctions. A reserved emergency pod with simple instructions would be helpful like get in click this and then go back to sleep.
They had a very functional robot with AI on the ship.....that was on a 10ft track and only served drinks. This movie is stupid. We have the tech for robots to fix stuff right now and this dumb movie writer thinks robots are only good for one tiny bar on a super advanced spaceship with 5000 passengers. SO. STUPID.
@@evolicious The robots were only meant to serve drinks. The idea of this ever happening was completely unprecedented and so there was no point in planning for it. Just because a robot is "advanced" doesn't mean it can suddenly do something it wasn't programmed or built to do. You're suggesting otherwise is like putting a robot on an airplane that usually only vacuums the floors, but can also help a passenger break into the cockpit and land it, in the extremely unlikely event that both pilots drop dead.
@@Yonkage-ik5qb There is NO WAY any engineer would allow ONLY one single robot/ai system that only served passengers. There would at least be a back up system that could pilot the ship and do actual thinking. There would be AI and robots servicing and controlling the ship outside of that. There would also be redundancy systems and systems in case of emergency. Hell, there would probably even be an "emergency stop" button that turned over control to an emergency AI programmed with problem solving and troubleshooting ability that knew every single system inside and out. Engineers plan for "unprecendented" and put it in anyway because if you don't, you won't have learned ANYTHING from the Titanic. To assume nothing will ever go wrong is the absolute HEIGHT of arrogance and the cause of many disasters in history. The thing is AI and computers can MULTITASK, so why NOT have the AI be able to do all that plus passenger care, when passenger care and service is probably a tiny piece of a subroutine compared to the mammoth of programming that's running the ship completely by automation? This isn't a run of the mill aviation flight, this is a ship in the middle of space, and I think to begin with in your ludicrous example, you underestimate how far aviation engineers go to make sure flights are safe and how many workflows and systems are put in to make sure passengers never know emergencies when they come up. A robot that could land the plan in a dire emergency is actually a GOOD idea given how many flights have gone down over the years, or anything that might save peoples lives, because pilots HAVE dropped before and there are even pilots that caused flight crashes themselves (Mt Erebus, Adam Air Flight 574 to name a couple. There's so many due to pilot error ) and that's IN SPITE of all the safety systems.
@@Yonkage-ik5qb No one in their right mind would overlook something so simple as one of the most important parts malfunctioning, and it especially wouldn't be "unprecedented" There'd be multiple preemptive measures and back-ups at the very least, especially given how important such a mission would be Your hyperbole missed it's mark, the setting of the movie is pretty dumb if you look at it realistically
During the initial planning stages for the journey, it was decided that the vessel would always have an active skeleton crew on rotation, allowing them to spend almost all of their transit time in suspended animation. However, the Company did not want to pay for these working hours, so they lobbied the government to roll back the regulations that mandated an active crew. The price of deregulation is paid in human lives.
Imagine the other passengers waking on the planet only to find out all the food and water was consumed by 1 passenger that woke up 90 years too early, lol
@@Phrew no it's the speed. all wireless messages are sent using radiation, WiFi and the like are on the frequency between radio and microwave. all radiation is light, and thus move at the speed of light. if a planet is 19 light-years away, it takes 19 years from light to reach that planet.
@@myballspaul4889pretty sure the dude you’re replying to understands that. “Speed” in the context of networking usually means bandwidth. Which in this case is not the problem. The problem is indeed latency, as measured by the speed of light over the vast distances involved.
I remember reading a young adult novel from like 2012 called Across the Universe, where a girl wakes up decades early on a passenger ship bound for a new planet and must learn to live with the knowledge that she can't go back to cryo sleep and by the time they actually get to the planet she'll be dead. During this time she befriends and fall in love with a boy already awake only to find out (and this is a pretty big spoiler) that he was the one who woke her up due to his own loneliness. Granted, there are some notable differences between that novel and Passengers (the boy is part of a whole group of people meant to take care of the ship, but over the hundreds of years of travel formed their own bizzare society complete with a ruthless dictator in charge) but still I'm surprised the author didn't try to sue given that Passengers not only had the same premise but also the same third act twist.
yes! i thought i was the only one who read this as a teen and thought passengers was weirdly similar until my college roommate and i were having a conversation about YA novels we read and she was like “there was this one obscure series that i think that jlaw and chris pratt movie totally ripped off” and i went ”i know exactly what you’re talking about.” sure enough it was across the universe. i remember really enjoying the first book but hating the sequels…my favorite though was the blade runner inspired stand-alone by the same author. it’s been years and i’m no longer 13 so i’m not sure how it holds up but based off memory i would def recommend over crap like matched or the host for YA readers who like sci fi :)
Maybe it's because Passengers (the book that the movie was based on) came out about 4.5 years before the first Across the Universe book? April 2007 vs December 2011? It's a little hard to sue somebody for having the same concept when they came out earlier.
@@richard3365 I looked into it, and I can't find anything about Passengers being based off of a book. Apparently, the spec script was written back in 2008, but who knows how much of that was retained in the film adaptation (from what I can find, it was supposed to be more of a horror than a romance). Granted, the original spec script could have had the same premise and third act twist as Across the Universe, in which case that would explain why the author hasn't tried to sue. If that's the case, then it is an interesting example of how two people can independently come up with eerily similar premises (the author of Across the Universe was a schoolteacher prior to writing the book so it's not like she would have in-Hollywood access to scripts that are in development hell).
@@DukeSkylocker Yes, you're right. I confused myself when I was trying to look up the specific information. There was a SCRIPT, not a book, and it was completed and added to the 2007 Black List (a group of scripts that Hollywood likes but is not going to be done that year). There were some minor "refinements" over time before they got around to making it into an actual movie, but the plot was the same from the very beginning. The point I was trying to make is that the story for Passengers was completed before Across the Universe, and therefore cannot be a rip off of it.
After 55 years he gets the reply "have you tried turning it off and on again?"
That was as a good laugh.
Thanks. 😂😂😂
This comment is GOLD!
Or Cyril alt Del
😂😂😂
Lmao. Great response
"We're all in this together"
It was at that moment, he knew he was fucked
😂
well it's a good job cause it's not gonna happen again for another 90 years!
@@Dr.Kryptanical 😂 Hahahhaha
that dreadful sentence
pandemic 2020
Touché
After 55 years he receives a reply “before proceeding can you please confirm your name, address and date of birth?”
😂😂
And then he gets a captcha
He then also needs to solve CAPTCHA that takes 3 minutes to solve, and be sent a 6 digit code sent by SMS which expires in 5 minutes. You also need an active Avalon Subscription to request help which costs $17.99 a month, and to send a video message you must also pay $80 on top of all that per video message.
Devastating
This is how doctor appointments work 😂😂 men it’s been 1 month I had acl injury and doctor told me to have surgery and they give me appointments after 3 weeks to meet doctor and after they will make appointment for surgery sucks American doctor system
55 years later "you got the wrong number"
@@KiondreHendrix-tj8hz huh
The message delivery time is actually incredibly accurate. Nothing travel faster than light, it shows how big the universe is
😂😂😂😂 after just seeing it will take 19 years to send a message I just laughed 😂😂
There are theories where this isn't true. I would be exploring them with all of my free time.
No its not. They figured it out in star trek
@@thebookwasbetter3650Star Trek assumes a different set of laws of physics where information can be sent faster than light speed. In our reality, and I’m assuming the reality of this movie which closely follows the real laws of physics, information cannot travel faster than the speed of light.
Not incredibly accurate, you don't know the distance, you don't know the speed they are going. There is no way for you to calculate how accurate that time difference is. All you know to be accurate is that the message will take a long time to get to Earth and a longer time to get back. That's not incredible, anyone that has passed the fifth grade understands that simple concept.
I want to see the reaction of the employee who received this message after 19 years
"lol, ok boomer"
The reply: "ok, calm down, get back in the pod and turn it off and on again, it shuould resume the cryogenic sleep" 👀
I will admit, I haven’t seen the movie, but if I were him, I would be doing anything and everything possible with that pod because I’m pretty positive. There’s nothing I could really do wrong towards it that isn’t messed up.
@@MichelleLM88maybe you should watch the movie 😉
Wow i read time cupsule😅
This aint the Honkai Star Rail i ordered 💀
oh shoot wrong astral express. back up back up
rip trailblazer
Wtf gon the stellaron hunters take?💀
I'm going to have you make...a destination alteration.
- Kafka
lmao
Imagine waking up 90 years later and you find a skeleton just hanging out on the bridge of the ship
He (and the other passenger he woke up to keep from going mad) actually turn the whole ship into a garden, so the crew and passengers are going to wake up to an even BIGGER surprise lol.
Good movie, definitely recommend a watch. Passengers (2016).
@@StarWarsomania thanks for the spoiler
Wouldn't the garden mess with the ship's internal systems and circutry?@@StarWarsomania
@@drfuzzeeit came out 8 years ago you can’t complain about spoilers at this point.
@@colebrown9497 You can when its a video that's gonna make people want to watch the movie, just posting straight spoilers in the comments is a little shitty!
How it feels to wake up first at the sleepover
Underrated comment
@@soup1192 not for long
Oh my god......this comment is SO ACCURATE!
😂😂😂
I was that guy…. Still, at 32… I naturally rise around 7 am 😐. Actually, funny story. I forgot to set my alarm. Woke up at 710 this morning and made it to work by 730. I live literally 5 min from my job and made it to work by 730.
Reply in 55 years: “Wrong number mate”
Reply in 55 years: This line has been deactivated. Please contact your provider anytime soon.
😂
New Generation who dis?
“K”
I’m confused because I have no friends
Then he remembers he is a Star Lord and goes boss mode.
This movie is fantastic! “Passenger” with Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence 💜💜💜
Movie name
@@AbhinavSingh-tp6unu stupid?
he just said "passenger"
Istg you movie name guys avoid using your brains @@AbhinavSingh-tp6un
JENNIFER LAWRENCE YES
THG fan here
Movie is called passengers (2016) in case anyone was wondering
Doing the internet a favor, so few of these channels name or even pin the name of the movie/show they clip. Thanks a lot fellow internet dweller
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I was wondering thanks.
Thanks
Ty
55 years later: yeah sorry bro, we shut down that program. Didn't have the funding. You're on your own.
Well I don't think the concept of this movie makes sense cause if u r sending people in cryogenic sleep for 120 years then u would have definitely taught them what to do if they woke up early.
@Sponge973 not true the design of the ship was to keep them asleep the whole time no one had ever woken up before so no need to train for it
@@jghudson If something hasn't happened before that doesn't mean it won't happen in the future. The groups crew should have given them at least a manual of some sort with instructions on what to do in case of emergency situations.
@@Sponge973you can put “should” in a lot of movies.
Did you enjoy it?
Good.
@@Justin-ee6xh *clap clap clap* ⛓️ 👹🦴 🔥
After 55 years: “y’know you could just lay back down and theres a button on the right hand side to put you back to sleep.” Lmaoooooo that would piss me right off!
55 years later:
"Womp womp"
💀
55 years later: "Sir, this is a Wendy's"
Have the fries spent 55 years under those lights?
@@kentix417 Much like the ones we get today, sadly, yes. They have.
"Your call is very important to us; Please hold, a Nasa customer representative will be shortly with you... ... Your call is very important to us, ..."
@@olivierdulac 🤣
No it is a sunday please try Again on monday 😂😂😂
Honestly, the fact there wasn't an engineer bot on board seems like a design flaw of some kind
thats kind of one of the core themes of the movie, the people who created the trip and ship have 100% trust that nothing goes wrong, as an engineer or even as a scientist anyone would know thats not possible. Everything eventually fails and because they refused to set up protocols for issues they deemed not possible everything went to shit. Even the computer system genuinely believed Jim being awake wasn't possible.
@spicydomina2365 That's a fair point
The last engineer died 50 years ago.
hence, the " we are all in this together"
I'd call it a plot hole instead
"Come out into space. Let's get together, have a few naps." They said.
Passenger Hard with a Vengeance
Nice reference
“I think I woke up little bit early “😂 (only 90 years 💀)
Star lord is in some real trouble here.
Hahahhaha
yeah then he wokes up hunger games champion
Honestly, it's safer than his other reality
He isn't called star lord for a reason
Who?
55 years later: "Sir, we can not hear you, please send it again"
OMG, that would suck 😂😂😂
pro chess player
thx
The Bartender (who is not in this clip) is one of those underrated characters that really play a vital role in his existence on the ship.
Michael Sheen. An amazing actor.
What movie is this?
@@mariosalgado3131 passengers
His reply in 55 years: "Have you tried unplugging the modem for 20 seconds and plugging it back in?"
Starlord won't be alone; he'll soon meet a trash Panda, a tree, muscle man, ogre gf, a blue robot, step mother mary poppins, and a long, lost bug sister
The Names Rocket Racoon Star Prince
@@Angelo-yr1enThe reason why he said their names like that was bc it's suppose to be funny I believe,
@@Angelo-yr1en are you often being serious like this bro?
@@selene88sakurahis comment was a joke from the movie
@@balakey5835 ya know that I’m joking right, that’s exactly what Rocket said in Guardians of the galaxy
This should’ve been a horror instead of a romance.
Definitely
Romance?? Does he date the Siri or something?
@differenttopic No, he gets so lonely he wakes up another one of the passengers. An attractive woman. At first he lies to her and says it was also a glitch that causes her to wake up, but eventually the truth comes out. She ends up forgiving him for his selfish, predatory behavior.
@@elijahbaley5556 Wow! That is much worse than robo-rizz!
@elijahbaley5556 What's the movie
Message received back - “please listen carefully our menu options have changed”
This concept is incredible. Imagine if he woke up at a reasonable time like 2 years too early. Id probably spend that time eating, working out, writing and watching everyone else sleep 😂
and i cursed when steam said "Download time: 5 years"
E
"Ameteurs, mine once told me the estimated download was 23 year"
@@goofenshmirtz14you want to see something fun? start a steam game then change the date of your computer to the earliest year you can. steam will say you have negative total playtime but when you write a review it will instead say when you post it 8k hours at time of post.
Nothing compares to me having tried to download GTA 5 on steam at .050-.080kbps and getting a esimated completion time of 1753 years. I remember thinking. At least ill get to play it before GTA 6.
If I was in his position, I'd be able to deal with that load time. Lol.
I would have a day to celebrate something like a festival..
Playing Super Smash Ultimate against CPU 😂😂
And I'd love every second Hahah
Waited 55 years for someone on earth to reply, “rip”
Better than in 2-3 business days
THIS SHOULD BE THE TOP COMMENT LMFAAAOOOO
Lol I dunno bro. Sucks to suck💀💀💀
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55 years later: “dude that was billions of years ago, thought you all died.”
What’s the movie called?
The thing is "Bhakti System"🔥
Proud Indian ❤
@@souptikchakraborty2004 me too ❤
Me looking for this comment 😅
A small easter egg to engage the Indian audience
You indians have nothing to be proud of
"Sorry, the person you're trying to call passed away 2years ago"
1k comments and no replies lemme fix it
1.1k like is me!😊
You mean "20 years ago" 😂
@@JDOverclockhe spent 30 years asleep so probably not
HOLY F OMG I GOT THAT MUCH LIKE
55 years later: “message failed to send”❗️”
Message rejected. Recipient inbox full
Out if office message
😂 that's fucked up😂😂
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
"Recipient invalid"
The movie name "passengers"
Name of the movie - Passengers
After 55 years: "Did you submit an IT ticket?"
After you say you did, they will say check your connection or restart your spaceship
I just started a corporate job last week and I’ve already received four of those responses 😭 comment made me laugh
Bruh 😂like shit tho
55 years - shortest clash of clans construction time
“Hi, IT is reviewing the issue, we’ll keep you updated.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg....😢 😂😂😂😂
Technically speaking this is fine, because a reply( if any ) would be in a much proper time, maybe 2 hours or two days.
(90 years later) were sorry there was an issue with your pod are you still alive?
when can I get the update?
AI: Earliest reply in 20 years
55 years later...
"A ticket has been opened."
That moment where you wake up 2 minutes before your alarm is supposed to go off.
Dealing with the government be like:
All bro's gotta do is say he didn't pay taxes and they'll appear
@@V4V2024 Facts
Unless you owe them money 💰
Dealing with billionaires be like....
donate to a local politician through citizens united and you win!
After 55 years he gets the reply "If you want to contact customer service, please press 1...!"
No. He's 90 years away.
So that's 90-19=71.
Now he's 71 years away from his destination, when Earth sends the reply it won't take 19 years.
It will take 9 years.
So he will get his message in about 28 years time.
However, he looks at least 35 to 40. Best case scenario, in 28 years he's 63.
@@NimerionTech you're an expert
@@NimerionTechdid we not hear her say “earliest response in 55 years” or am I insane
What😂😂😂
@@NimerionTech how is sending a message from Earth to the spaceship faster if he is further away? The distance it travels is longer, not shorter. The math might not math that great considering the spaceship is probably travelling slower than the message, but in any possible case it won't take shorter than 19x2 = 38 (that would be if it stayed in place. But the spaceship is getting away from Earth so it would take longer).
For anyone wondering how it ends,
He awakens a female passanger which he liked and they spend time together, with the woman thinking she also woke up mysteriously. However the guy was some type of engineer and awoke her. When she finds out she gets really mad but then something happens to the ship and they save it. Then the guy fixes a pod which can put 1 person to sleep but they didnt want to leave each other so they decide to live on the ship being the only ones awakened. When the ship finally gets to the planet, the passangers woke up to plants growing inside the ship and the couple dead.
Really nice story yall.
Computer: "Your earliest response will be in 55 years."
Jim: "Shit. I must have called the post office."
55 years later, "the number you have reached, is no longer in service"
😂😂😂😂
55 years later: we’re going to have to transfer you to Technical support.
The email you sent is no longer a current user.
You've got to be kidding me.. lol
"New phone. Who dis?"
“Sorry you need to call corporate, we are a different division”
this is one of my favorite space sci-fi film along with Kubrick's 2001 and Interstellar.
Film’s called “Passengers” from 2016.
great movie...
Nothing happens. Boring af.
@@nobody-wz7lw yep not for the simple mass consumin fast n furious fans....
more for a grown up audience...
@@Metzwerg74Wow, you must be so intelligent.
@@nobody-wz7lw
Just watched it, it was incredible!
What you on about?
I swear these kids with these short attention spans
Movie name: passengers
Thank you😭
Thank you
Thank you
Yeah bro, thank you.
Were can I stream it at?
55 years later : "Hello, how can I help you?"
How it feels when you’re the first to wake up at a sleepover
55 years later:
"womp womp💀"
“U sad bro?”
Did you just say womp womp? How dare you. How absolutely dare you
Your corny lol wasn’t even funny
thanks this made me laugh
Those are not words.
Average customer service experience 😆
With government
This is true but the main reason is in customer service the guy who helps the customer the fastest is paid the same as the slowest guy. No incentive for helping right away
How about personal feeling knowing you did good today, you made someone happy
@@ateidmon9835 As a customer service employee I can say that all you need to get a good service is being kind and following the agent's instructions.
And please give a 10/10 survey, 9/10 is nothing and lower is bad 😅
There was another plot-hole in the movie. We saw that robotics was advanced enough to pass for humans. Building robots that look like 18-year-old women would solve the protagonist’s loneliness without harming any real people.
I love this film, bought the soundtrack too. Highly recommend this quiet, thoughtful, underrated gem
Almost that "GOOD MORNING MR BOND" VIBE
“I could use a hand” precisely, good sir.
This comment deserves more replies 😂
Movie: Passengers
Thanks for the likes guys!!
Needs more likes 👍🏾
tysm man
@@anaszayed4079yeah ofc
I thought it was 'Passengers' with an 'S'
Passengers actually the s is very important
I remember watching this when I was young, glad to see it being recapped
“Just reboot. It is not so hard” - after 55 years
This actually show how slow speed of light is on cosmic scale. Without warp drive, we are fucked.
Indeed :( Just did some quick math on the back of a shopping list:
"X" is the point where the ship is when he sends the message. It takes 19 years for the message to get to Earth and 19 more years to get back.
In the 38 years it takes light to travel 38 light-years from "X" to Earth and back to "X," the ship travels to point "Y".
It takes 17 more years for the light to catch up with the ship at point "Z," meaning that the total distance "XZ" is 17 light-years.
If it takes 55 years for the ship to travel 17 light-years, then the ship is traveling at 0.31 c (31% light-speed).
At this speed, the ship's clock would be ticking at 95.1%, which means the relativistic answer wouldn't be very different enough from the dumbed-down answer, and we don't need to worry about going to the extra work.
EDIT: Except that if he's 19 light-years from Earth after being asleep for 30 years, then the ship is going 63% light-speed.
I hate it when writers pretended they did the math (by giving numbers this specific) when they didn't :(
This is probably the most educational comment on here
The funniest thing is, if you're thinking of a 'warp drive' like from Star Trek....even that is too slow.
The basic idea of a 'warp drive' is that you create a warp bubble around an object that literally bends space around it, allowing you to change the distance between point A to point B. However, the amount of energy that would likely be needed for this bubble would be astronomical and the size of the bubble needed to bridge you between a huge distance would be infeasible. So if you make a warp bubble that's only a bit bigger than your ship....prepare that journey to take a few generations still.
Really the only way you're getting anywhere in the vastness of our universe in short time is theoretical wormholes.
@@Simpson17866 55 - 38 = 17. Not 19. The 31% Speed of Light is correct, so it's just a typo, but kinda weird how you did that typo 4 times in a row and still didn't notice it.
@@Bedrock_Blaster ... It was late at night and I was already typing 19 a lot anyway :D
For everyone saying that the ship should have had emergency pods n everything. The movie states that in order to even go into cryosleep, you need extensive work done to your body such as injections and doctors working on you. Another thing is that the pods are essentially fail safe, which in the movie they pretty much are. The only reason why his goes off early is that a meteor strike hit the ship and fried the clock chip in his pod.
wasn't the reason he woke up was because there was a problem in the ship so they needed one person to fix it?
@@LOVE-ENHYPEN_4ever-engene nope @thatoneguy9976 is right...
@@LOVE-ENHYPEN_4ever-engene No, he woke up because of the failed pod. But there was an error in the ship that caused his pod to fail and endanger the entire ship, and needed fixing
@@Noukie032it was just really good timing is all 😂
@@Noukie032If this ship is actually failsafe, wouldn't the system wake up the entire ship crew. Its been a long time since I watched this but the system is aware that components are damaged right?
The movie is "Passenger" and can be seen on Netflix
After 55 years “have you raised a service ticket?”
The Passenger it's a really good movie. Someone on CZcams made a rearrangement of the story: starting with the female protagonist's perspective first, and little by little revealed why the male protagonist woke her up. It boosted the movie from good to outstanding.
@kaede15 do you have the name of this cut?
Need
Link
So, the question is... watch that or the movie first?
Passengers: Aurora Edit.
This clip perfectly captures how terrifying space travel really is
Imagine believing in space
@@matthewarmy6563dont need to believe, just look up at night
@@matthewarmy6563???
@@matthewarmy6563get a life
how? nothing scary happened.
chris is in every space movie istg
Me trying to order from Alibaba, package will ship in 5 months
I watched this movie on a plane at night. Everybody was asleep, lights turned off, black sky outside the window… made it all the more eerie..
imagining what you said bro
Ya, just by thinking what you said almost scares me... Nop, I couldn't
That’s the same situation I watched interstellar in
that's awesome i would do that. one time on a plane i watched that show "mayday" which is all about plane crashes.
What movie is this?
I often have this problem of waking up early & not being able to fall asleep again.
Thats not what is happening
Right!!!
That's exactly how it feels
@@zero__i7796 that's exactly what happened, he woke up too early and can't go back to sleep.
@@zero__i7796that's crazy lol bro
This movie is such an underrated classic. I love this movie!
55 years later:
"Wrong number bro"
Really tried copying
@@-Jynx- Lol I didn't see the other comment
Mb
The fact that the positional tracking system couldn't feed basic data to the crew assistance programs makes me, as a QA manager, want to fire a bunch of staff.
tbf, this movie was written by a moron.
Do it
This is the kind of oversight that makes the screaming in my head get louder.
The passengers don't need to know anything; they aren't crew. It's like being in a museum and trying to get those little consoles in front of the exhibits to tell you about the museum's security systems.
We call it "Lazy Writing".
"Hello, customer service this is Steve ?"
He gets reply 55 years later: “Sorry all of our representatives are busy at current time, please try again. Hope you have a wonderful day.”
Passengers is a FANTASTIC movie! Being an engineer myself, i totally nerd out on that one.
Yes, it is a great movie. In many aspects, from tech to humans to actors. And keeps thoughts busy for some time.
I loved the bartender :)
@@Overcaffenated I love the minor malfunction he has when he figures out MC (suddenly can't remember his name) shouldn't be awake yet.
@@abigailblackstock4928Jim?
all that advanced tech and they never thought to implement a feature to help those who wake up early to get back to sleep
His pod was broken
The developers may have realized that there was a chance some people would wake up. To get it down to zero might have been too costly or just not possible.
The worst plot hole is that there was ONE ROBOT, and it was the fking bar tender. They could have had thousands of robots to help fix and repair things in that time, and the only one on the ship was stuck on a track serving drinks. This movie was written by a moron.
@@Jinrai_swap pods in cycles... simple fix
Or have 10 empty emergency pods to re-sleep people.
Movie is called :Passenger, very great movie by the way
So the ship's moving at 17/55 of speed of light.
here's the math: if it stayed in place without moving it'd taken 19*2=38 years,
But, the're additional 55-38=17 light years it'd traveled in 55 years,
So, if he wasn't always moving this fast, because 120(17/55)=37.09... and the message traveling back at the speed of light has to go 19 light years (I presume they're not using pigeons to deliver the message)
For everyone saying they wouldn’t have woken her up. He thought the same thing, than he lost his sanity being in isolation for a year. It also ended up being the right decision, because if he didn’t everyone would’ve died. It’s so easy to sit from the comfort of your home and act like you’d do the right thing. But when you’re stuck losing your sanity slowly and the temptation is always there. It just takes a moment of weakness to fall down the hole. It truly was a moment of weakness, he felt bad about it the entire time. Even when they were in love and it worked out good for him he still regretted it everyday and tried to fix it by letting her use the autodoc to go into hibernation. In the end his decision saved 5,000 people, and she liked being with him. She chose to stay because it was the first time she was truly happy. At any point she could have chosen to go back into hibernation. But she knew she’d regret it.
I seen this movie twic
My reaction: Finally, no one to tell me what to do! Proceeds to read books for the next 55 years!
What movie is this?
Honestly, I would've woken all of them up. Not just the hot chick.
I'd go insane within a month without human interaction. Even just one person to spend time with wouldn't be enough for me.
@@cwjameson37 Schindlers list 😂
Movie name : Passenger
Its currently on Netflix but may be remove in the future
you can always download it from torrent
I cant find it
I found it
Maybe region lock for you
@@SL_CoolGjust saying
The AI: DeLiVeRs To EaRtH iN 19 yEaRs, EaRLieSt RePlY 55 yEaRs! 😂
speed of light 🗿
Still faster service than what Cable TV ever was.
With how advanced technology this is, there should have been a safety measure implemented just in case a pod malfunctions. A reserved emergency pod with simple instructions would be helpful like get in click this and then go back to sleep.
They had a very functional robot with AI on the ship.....that was on a 10ft track and only served drinks. This movie is stupid.
We have the tech for robots to fix stuff right now and this dumb movie writer thinks robots are only good for one tiny bar on a super advanced spaceship with 5000 passengers.
SO. STUPID.
@@evolicious The robots were only meant to serve drinks. The idea of this ever happening was completely unprecedented and so there was no point in planning for it. Just because a robot is "advanced" doesn't mean it can suddenly do something it wasn't programmed or built to do.
You're suggesting otherwise is like putting a robot on an airplane that usually only vacuums the floors, but can also help a passenger break into the cockpit and land it, in the extremely unlikely event that both pilots drop dead.
@@Yonkage-ik5qb There is NO WAY any engineer would allow ONLY one single robot/ai system that only served passengers. There would at least be a back up system that could pilot the ship and do actual thinking. There would be AI and robots servicing and controlling the ship outside of that. There would also be redundancy systems and systems in case of emergency. Hell, there would probably even be an "emergency stop" button that turned over control to an emergency AI programmed with problem solving and troubleshooting ability that knew every single system inside and out. Engineers plan for "unprecendented" and put it in anyway because if you don't, you won't have learned ANYTHING from the Titanic. To assume nothing will ever go wrong is the absolute HEIGHT of arrogance and the cause of many disasters in history. The thing is AI and computers can MULTITASK, so why NOT have the AI be able to do all that plus passenger care, when passenger care and service is probably a tiny piece of a subroutine compared to the mammoth of programming that's running the ship completely by automation? This isn't a run of the mill aviation flight, this is a ship in the middle of space, and I think to begin with in your ludicrous example, you underestimate how far aviation engineers go to make sure flights are safe and how many workflows and systems are put in to make sure passengers never know emergencies when they come up. A robot that could land the plan in a dire emergency is actually a GOOD idea given how many flights have gone down over the years, or anything that might save peoples lives, because pilots HAVE dropped before and there are even pilots that caused flight crashes themselves (Mt Erebus, Adam Air Flight 574 to name a couple. There's so many due to pilot error ) and that's IN SPITE of all the safety systems.
@@Yonkage-ik5qb No one in their right mind would overlook something so simple as one of the most important parts malfunctioning, and it especially wouldn't be "unprecedented"
There'd be multiple preemptive measures and back-ups at the very least, especially given how important such a mission would be
Your hyperbole missed it's mark, the setting of the movie is pretty dumb if you look at it realistically
But then it wouldn’t be a film it would be a CZcams shorts
55 years later, a politician from earth replies: "Thoughts and prayers ❤"
And “Solidarity” would 100% be thrown in there
🤣🤣🤣
@@thatsrightfool886 "shocked and saddened" too.
😂😂😂😂
If it was me I'd wake like quater of the ship to keep me company 😂😂😂
This is definitely a question to be asked before even taking off “what is protocol if the pod is opened earlier than expected?”
The prequel to guardians of the galaxy is an emotional roller coaster to say the least.
Imagine he lost hope and started waking everyone else up too
lmao wait til you see the movie mate
Totally should watch the movie. It’s great
Who's gonna tell him
@@drudlenah, don't ruin it for him. Let his see, he's gonna have a blast 😂
Well he did woke up someone but just one and that was...go watch the movie 😂
This is actually really terrifying
Every Introvert's dream😂
During the initial planning stages for the journey, it was decided that the vessel would always have an active skeleton crew on rotation, allowing them to spend almost all of their transit time in suspended animation. However, the Company did not want to pay for these working hours, so they lobbied the government to roll back the regulations that mandated an active crew.
The price of deregulation is paid in human lives.
That's a very bizarre takeaway from this film. Put your bias down.
Imagine the other passengers waking on the planet only to find out all the food and water was consumed by 1 passenger that woke up 90 years too early, lol
55 years later "I've escalated your support ticket to Tier 2."
earliest reply in 55 years...that statement could make him just wanna die in the first place
The internet speed is worst than dial-up. 1mb time remaining 3hrs.
Can't be faster than light
It‘s not the speed that’s the issue, it‘s the latency.
There's no internet. it's pretty much sms
@@Phrew no it's the speed. all wireless messages are sent using radiation, WiFi and the like are on the frequency between radio and microwave. all radiation is light, and thus move at the speed of light. if a planet is 19 light-years away, it takes 19 years from light to reach that planet.
@@myballspaul4889pretty sure the dude you’re replying to understands that. “Speed” in the context of networking usually means bandwidth. Which in this case is not the problem. The problem is indeed latency, as measured by the speed of light over the vast distances involved.
movie name:Passengers
Thanks pookie 💋
@@jojobeast8244 welcome🌹
correction: it’s passengers*
You’re a legend
@@TwistedMindzzz oo yaa let me correct it😂
He receives a message, "Your call iis very important to us, you are caller 211 please stay on the line."
bro gets alone time, this is every introverts dream
I remember reading a young adult novel from like 2012 called Across the Universe, where a girl wakes up decades early on a passenger ship bound for a new planet and must learn to live with the knowledge that she can't go back to cryo sleep and by the time they actually get to the planet she'll be dead. During this time she befriends and fall in love with a boy already awake only to find out (and this is a pretty big spoiler) that he was the one who woke her up due to his own loneliness.
Granted, there are some notable differences between that novel and Passengers (the boy is part of a whole group of people meant to take care of the ship, but over the hundreds of years of travel formed their own bizzare society complete with a ruthless dictator in charge) but still I'm surprised the author didn't try to sue given that Passengers not only had the same premise but also the same third act twist.
yes! i thought i was the only one who read this as a teen and thought passengers was weirdly similar until my college roommate and i were having a conversation about YA novels we read and she was like “there was this one obscure series that i think that jlaw and chris pratt movie totally ripped off” and i went ”i know exactly what you’re talking about.” sure enough it was across the universe. i remember really enjoying the first book but hating the sequels…my favorite though was the blade runner inspired stand-alone by the same author. it’s been years and i’m no longer 13 so i’m not sure how it holds up but based off memory i would def recommend over crap like matched or the host for YA readers who like sci fi :)
YESSS OMG! Across the Universe is my all time favorite book trilogy. I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought of this
Maybe it's because Passengers (the book that the movie was based on) came out about 4.5 years before the first Across the Universe book? April 2007 vs December 2011? It's a little hard to sue somebody for having the same concept when they came out earlier.
@@richard3365 I looked into it, and I can't find anything about Passengers being based off of a book. Apparently, the spec script was written back in 2008, but who knows how much of that was retained in the film adaptation (from what I can find, it was supposed to be more of a horror than a romance).
Granted, the original spec script could have had the same premise and third act twist as Across the Universe, in which case that would explain why the author hasn't tried to sue. If that's the case, then it is an interesting example of how two people can independently come up with eerily similar premises (the author of Across the Universe was a schoolteacher prior to writing the book so it's not like she would have in-Hollywood access to scripts that are in development hell).
@@DukeSkylocker Yes, you're right. I confused myself when I was trying to look up the specific information. There was a SCRIPT, not a book, and it was completed and added to the 2007 Black List (a group of scripts that Hollywood likes but is not going to be done that year). There were some minor "refinements" over time before they got around to making it into an actual movie, but the plot was the same from the very beginning. The point I was trying to make is that the story for Passengers was completed before Across the Universe, and therefore cannot be a rip off of it.