Everyone thought I was a broken bot

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  • That's what they thought...
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Komentáře • 580

  • @CIubDuck
    @CIubDuck Před 5 lety +782

    The real question here is where is the bus stop taxi stand?

  • @TheExplosiveRs
    @TheExplosiveRs Před 5 lety +302

    8:54 Jagex should make that the sound of a spell.

  • @eco5767
    @eco5767 Před 5 lety +271

    Guy at 9:00 had a rune pouch and probably thought it would prot. (50k coins in loot)

  • @maximebartholomeus51
    @maximebartholomeus51 Před 5 lety +260

    7:49 OMG DID I SMITE HIM? Mate your 31 prayer lmao

  • @xkorv
    @xkorv Před 5 lety +73

    8:54 when you jump in Swords and sandals

  • @matthewr2878
    @matthewr2878 Před 5 lety +451

    pretending to be dead at my funeral
    (LITTLE DO THEY KNOW I HAVE DCLAWS) (THEY ALL FELL FOR IT) (CRAZY RISK)

  • @25SouthPark
    @25SouthPark Před 5 lety +133

    Wow this *genuinely* worked out better than I expected

  • @QuantumPhysics4u
    @QuantumPhysics4u Před 5 lety +130

    Imagine how good dragons would be at magic if they weren't wearing dhides

  • @paperking64
    @paperking64 Před 5 lety +266

    Pretending to PK noobs
    Little do they know I'm actually a bot

  • @FramedYT
    @FramedYT Před 5 lety +79

    9:17 wtf

  • @alperhalit7722
    @alperhalit7722 Před 5 lety +39

    Jagex bot catch system look soo good

  • @akaMyThought
    @akaMyThought Před 5 lety +2

    8:18 loved the sound bytes ♡

  • @DickTrickleqt
    @DickTrickleqt Před 5 lety +81

    9:18 half of venezuela's GDP heading north

    • @JoshPillault
      @JoshPillault Před 5 lety

      Ice Bear Torvesta is British not American.

  • @jonathanlewis5834
    @jonathanlewis5834 Před 5 lety +31

    Oh wow, was just looking to see if the video was posted, great timing!

  • @thedkboyz
    @thedkboyz Před 4 lety

    8:54 when you lunge in Swords and Sandals

  • @hostingtrickshotlobb
    @hostingtrickshotlobb Před 5 lety +3

    8:55 when u’r nearly vomiting

  • @seanyboy12345
    @seanyboy12345 Před 4 lety

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    bot: where's the bus stop taxi stand?

  • @TheBigShamus
    @TheBigShamus Před 5 lety +30

    "I think these are Venezuelans" - they're probably farming RS gold because its worth more than their currency :P

  • @JPazer
    @JPazer Před 5 lety +3

    9:00 Probably he thought runes could be kept on death

  • @Farvadude
    @Farvadude Před 4 lety

    5:50 Xerx Lugner is the vice captain of the purple orcas from Black Clover lol

  • @ryanryan5478
    @ryanryan5478 Před 5 lety +1

    Torvestas videos make taking a shit a lot more enjoyable

  • @MightySheep
    @MightySheep Před 5 lety +1

    I dunno why but I find the idea of PKing venezuelans that are literally doing this for a living so funny. "Mummy why cant we have dinner tonight?" "because some kid wouldnt let me farm green dragons in peace"

  • @ezzy1036
    @ezzy1036 Před 4 lety

    9:15 ITS LIKE A COLONY OF ANTS

  • @pihesiw4200
    @pihesiw4200 Před 5 lety +25

    a new torvesta vid!? I'm G E N U I N E L Y stoked...

  • @2hitQu1t
    @2hitQu1t Před 5 lety +4

    these videos make me howl man. i hope one day to love something as much as you love runescape.

  • @glennalting9992
    @glennalting9992 Před 5 lety +9

    knew if you interact attack bots they will tele for so long, its how i used to get myself a free dragon spot xD

  • @MrLevelminded
    @MrLevelminded Před 5 lety +6

    That moment you realise dragon swords use to cost over 4mil but now are worth less than 200k

  • @Hodiio
    @Hodiio Před 5 lety +1

    08:54 im done, that sound

  • @empanadero_
    @empanadero_ Před 4 lety

    The Pker that brought bass is living his best life

  • @samueltaylor5156
    @samueltaylor5156 Před 5 lety +8

    Honestly I have never pked, but you make me want to try it out, thanks for all of the great content Torvesta

    • @elvin2010ify
      @elvin2010ify Před 5 lety

      Lol it takes years to learn pking and still dying lol

  • @thedkboyz
    @thedkboyz Před 4 lety

    8:55 throwback to hitting a longstab in swords and sandals 2

  • @DeHavenac
    @DeHavenac Před 4 lety

    love how the dude who brought his whole rune stack was trying to burst to get the kill

  • @mattc3465
    @mattc3465 Před 5 lety +1

    7:10 Florida man survives attack by green dragon bot

  • @12345DJay
    @12345DJay Před 5 lety

    that windows XP shut down sound was fucking class. haven't heard that meme in a while

  • @FlynnWinch
    @FlynnWinch Před 4 lety +2

    "Try to be a fake bot"
    "Get real banned"
    Well ... i played myself

  • @empanadero_
    @empanadero_ Před 4 lety

    4:30 i laughed so hard at ham boots

  • @jackevans9389
    @jackevans9389 Před 5 lety

    That brew at 6:40 though nice play👍👍

  • @undertyped1
    @undertyped1 Před 5 lety +1

    banning bots is a losing battle. The moment you detect a bot, a new bot will come out that you can't detect, and it will get more sophisticated to the point where you can't detect bots over real players.

  • @martinzuniga6605
    @martinzuniga6605 Před 4 lety

    I swear, out of all the runescale youtubers, you have the best and funniest edits.

  • @KajusMcPlayer
    @KajusMcPlayer Před 5 lety

    8:23 *brain.exe has stopped working*

  • @The_Purple_Joker
    @The_Purple_Joker Před 5 lety +1

    I don’t play runescape anymore since 2007 but man this Is enjoyable to watch.

  • @miciso666
    @miciso666 Před 5 lety

    guy: nice this bot doesnt teleport
    bot: DCLAW SPEC TIME!

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 Před 5 lety

      o yeah dragon sword can hit trough melee prayer :D

  • @sarahhatesit
    @sarahhatesit Před 5 lety

    6:01
    “Ur snake skin an all that” lmao

  • @Fan-wj9mx
    @Fan-wj9mx Před 5 lety

    That first kill was hilarious hahaha

  • @fivecolorscotty
    @fivecolorscotty Před 5 lety

    5:30 that guy was pking in cooking gauntlets

  • @PkBasch
    @PkBasch Před 5 lety +1

    8:54 sounds like someone from an anime

  • @dariusholt678
    @dariusholt678 Před 5 lety

    Lmaooo the way you said "ham boots" Lolol

  • @austinwhatley5704
    @austinwhatley5704 Před 5 lety +1

    The windows shutdown made me laugh lol love the content and edits man

  • @Tetsaga
    @Tetsaga Před 5 lety +7

    jesus christ! that first kill you pulled off was spicy

  • @jakeevans2508
    @jakeevans2508 Před 5 lety

    4:31 Ham boots hahahaha i want this as my message tone! 5:02 lobsters. 8:55 WOO. Bro this vid got me in tears

  • @Monadshavenowindows
    @Monadshavenowindows Před 5 lety +2

    A crushed Birdnesta.

  • @ReSuRrEcTiOn11100
    @ReSuRrEcTiOn11100 Před 5 lety

    The fucking sound at 8:55 gets me everytime

  • @axercute
    @axercute Před 5 lety

    5:08 was epic

  • @xxcreedzxx
    @xxcreedzxx Před 5 lety +2

    "Pretending I'm not gay. Little do they know I'm actually gay."

  • @schkrewd7242
    @schkrewd7242 Před 5 lety

    8:54 that reaction lol

  • @Mike-qt1bn
    @Mike-qt1bn Před 4 lety

    8:54 was hilarious

  • @ivanr72
    @ivanr72 Před 5 lety

    That dragon sword was doing work lol

  • @mattunderwood9720
    @mattunderwood9720 Před 5 lety

    I lost it at the windows shut down sound. 😂😂

  • @DecimatedRanger
    @DecimatedRanger Před 5 lety

    5:51 it's Xerx Lugner.
    A man of culture.

  • @GenericCat
    @GenericCat Před 5 lety

    The windows sound at 8:20 ... absolutely broke me

  • @yellobages8332
    @yellobages8332 Před 5 lety

    "Not even your precious lobsters could protect you"

  • @DabbyBong
    @DabbyBong Před 5 lety +2

    just admitted to account sharing LMAOOOOO

  • @nvrrspnd
    @nvrrspnd Před 5 lety

    bots with whips and granite body have never changed torvesta lol

  • @Goldenleyend
    @Goldenleyend Před 5 lety

    I had never seen that teleblock animation, it looks so cool

  • @habo249
    @habo249 Před 5 lety +5

    Please do more videos on nooby pkers like this was hilarious

  • @M4lfuncti0n
    @M4lfuncti0n Před 5 lety

    Someone should write a bot puncher bot that just runs around and forces farming bots to tp out.

  • @HalfBakedHeroes
    @HalfBakedHeroes Před 5 lety +1

    This CZcamsr:
    Kills the enemy
    Also the CZcamsr:
    I failed completely, How could I be so foolish

  • @DickTrickleqt
    @DickTrickleqt Před 5 lety +14

    i've been looking for the bus stop taxi stand for 6 years someone please help

    • @BananaRamaPartyTimeAllTheTime
      @BananaRamaPartyTimeAllTheTime Před 5 lety

      Shit you tellin me its not on 4th smith and wesson that's just were i went cuz this guy blowing fools away im at the wrong bus stop it should be 4th n smackin.

  • @seans_shorts
    @seans_shorts Před 5 lety

    You should make a series on hunting down higher level accounts than you, like a pure taking down a zerker, or med level taking down a high combat level. It would give the episode a story. Try doing something like Settled and tell a story. The re-caps to previous videos is a smart touch. Good luck

  • @Soydrinker999
    @Soydrinker999 Před 5 lety

    gotta thank bots for putting up the cost of whips

  • @mrkisback
    @mrkisback Před 5 lety

    I'm gonna need to see some tribrid overheading from you torvesta.

  • @XXX957TRO
    @XXX957TRO Před 5 lety

    I laughed so hard 8:20 best yet omg the sound effects were awesome

  • @mat5905
    @mat5905 Před 5 lety

    8:54 *WOOO?!*

  • @jaden752
    @jaden752 Před 5 lety +1

    "Ham boots" hhahahahhahaha

  • @isaac.villagrana
    @isaac.villagrana Před 5 lety

    Torvesta singlehandedly saving OSRS pvp content creators

  • @trohh
    @trohh Před 5 lety

    Season finale ?!! loved the lofi edits, really got me movin to the beat C:

    • @trohh
      @trohh Před 5 lety

      also just everything so clean and smooth in general, GOOD CONTENT

  • @dennisalvarado5134
    @dennisalvarado5134 Před 5 lety +1

    "How's this still a thing?" great job as always jagex...

  • @DFLWatto
    @DFLWatto Před 5 lety

    LOL! That run depletion log out timing

  • @ouroboroso3460
    @ouroboroso3460 Před 5 lety

    that dude with sotd would definitely be a free smite

  • @AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk

    1:35 That name... Venezuelans will understand

  • @SwitchyCrystals
    @SwitchyCrystals Před 4 lety

    'what's goin on ere then?' haha

  • @Roel93
    @Roel93 Před 5 lety

    LOOOOL! You wouldn't believe what kind of ad I got on your video. It's about the "dream gap". Basically it comes down to the wagegap that stems from little girls not getting science related toys. And here's the kicker: it's a Barbie ad. The wagegap isn't even a thing in the first place!

  • @Josie.770
    @Josie.770 Před 5 lety +1

    *Gets 1.8m worth of runes*
    Torvesta: HOOO!?

  • @packtrail1535
    @packtrail1535 Před 5 lety

    “I thought they could detect bots” I almost cried

  • @zill8269
    @zill8269 Před 5 lety

    9:38 missed the dragon boots

  • @uiomancannot7931
    @uiomancannot7931 Před 5 lety

    dclaws into dscim finisher is a quality combo.

  • @Thoraxe555
    @Thoraxe555 Před 5 lety

    Hmm... I'm going to be in the wilderness for about .. 20 minutes? Better bring runes for about 1,500 teleblocks.

  • @ExtremeConing
    @ExtremeConing Před 5 lety +1

    8:55
    That fuckin noise

  • @longord5
    @longord5 Před 5 lety +2

    This is the content I love. Thank you Torvesta.

  • @nderitos
    @nderitos Před 5 lety

    Haha, the food chain at green drags.
    Bots at the bottom, then bolt rag Venny pkers, then new/avarage pkers, and sweaty nest heads at the top.

  • @kuhataparunks
    @kuhataparunks Před 5 lety

    1:19 I died laughing... that was priceless, amazing upload as always :D

  • @p.d.rm.o1988
    @p.d.rm.o1988 Před 5 lety

    Thank you for turning me onto busters

  • @sasukesrs4059
    @sasukesrs4059 Před 5 lety +6

    Wheres old torvesta w the beastly outro 😤

  • @Hoserzzz
    @Hoserzzz Před 2 lety

    Pretty sure you can thank mintmadcow for all the noobs there, he made a video about building a bot hunting account for green dragons as a way to learn to PK

  • @robert9595
    @robert9595 Před 5 lety +4

    Pker nub package.
    Ice blitz/Ice barrage
    Rune c bow
    dragonstone bolts (E)
    Infinite run energy
    Bad at runescape
    3 friends to pk with

  • @matthewmittlestead8747
    @matthewmittlestead8747 Před 5 lety +1

    4:02 whisper so they don’t know you aren’t a bot LOL

  • @PixelPenguin647
    @PixelPenguin647 Před 5 lety

    "And the crowd goes wild."

  • @1999evo
    @1999evo Před 5 lety +31

    They arent bots bro they are venezulans

    • @gismow9
      @gismow9 Před 5 lety

      dylan mattson was looking for this comment

  • @martinzuniga6605
    @martinzuniga6605 Před 5 lety

    I died at "ham boots"

  • @xkd495
    @xkd495 Před 5 lety

    Yeah they auto tele when they see skulls in their combat range lol... bots have gotten way more complicated over the years, its insane.