[YTP] What it takes to be a *REAL* Mafioso
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- čas přidán 31. 03. 2013
- Every wise guy eats a horse.
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Also, April Fools. Jerk.
Also, what's that? You like Tommy's tunes?....Well it's after April Fool's day now as I'm typing this so I'll give them to you.
1st song: "Carameldansen" - Caramel
2nd song: "Heartless" - A Day to Remember
3rd song: "Let Mom Sleep" - Hideki Naganuma
4th song: "E1M1" - SonicClang (was made for a Doom 3 mod that recaptures the original Doom)
What? You actually have a GOOD taste in music and only want Salieri's songs on the gramaphone? You're a beautiful human being.
1st song: "Out for No Good" - The Mills Brothers
2nd song: "Chinatown, my Chinatown" - The Mills Brothers
3rd song: "Belleville" - Django Reinhardt
4th song (barely hear one second of it): "You Run Your Mouth" - Louis Jordan
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How to be a REAL mafioso:
1: Don't rip your suit.
2: Eat a horse.
3: Vincenzo died.
Smh, no wonder people seek gang work these days
Since this game is being remade now. It would be a great tribute to remake this video with the new game
Yeah... 'cept the tutorial and Extreme Free Ride probably won't be in the game. but I'll do my best. :)
Vincenzo died in 4K
Kitty died years ago, sadly.
Sunlight Crusader he meant in general, he knows Kitty’s dead
@@sunlightcrusader Just like community remade Team Fabulous 2, it also can recreate this
game over 1: ripped youre own suit, fired from the mafia
game over 2: vincenzo died, got a stroke by walking back and forth
game over 3: vincenzo died, vincenzo turned to sly cooper and got hit by a train
game over 4: vincenzo died, so lonely, forever alone, commits suicide
game over 5: vincenzo died, Drowned
game over 6: vincenzo died, transformed to a chicken, shot by sly cooper with an arrow (to the knee)
game over 7: sam died, realized that IT wont work
game over 8: vincenzo died, couldnt handle death metal
game over 9: tommy was dead
game over 10: vincenzo died, stared in to youre soul too deeply
Game over: Vincenzo died, couldn't handle Kitty's death.
Maybe Kitty'll have what it takes to be a real mafioso in heaven
Also, hopefully he meets Vincenzo
Game over. Vincenzo died.
Ah, Vincenzo was kind of a prick
The Leukemic cells have been out of my system for almost a year now.
Oh how I wish it would have remained that way buddy.
Unfortunately not permanently, Kitty. You were taken far too soon. Rest in peace
If only if it stayed that way mate. Rest easy aight?
We miss you bro
miss you pal :(
Total Deaths:
Vincenzo - 7
Mafioso (You) - 2
Sam - 1
a horse - 1
RIP Vincenzo
Colin-1
Kitty - 1 too ... RIP
DelayAndMentlegen Rest in Peace, dear Kitty.
Legend says Vincenzo is still dead.
0:51 I died when Vincenzo warped underneath the car
Vincenzo died...
Retry
Exit to Main Menu
kitty died...
Retry
Exit to Main Menu
Yeah the way he disappeared but the gun stayed like he still held it
I agree.
But Joe Barbero is one of my all time favorite characters.
Vincenzo died...
Don't answer that, a rhetorical question...
BFFstick11 rethorical question died...
Jonas johnsen It released it's trigger from the finger...
...And then it was a rhetorical question.
they were fat
W-w-w-w-what did... W-w-w-w-what d-d-d-did you mean J-J-J-J-Jonas johnsen... D-d-d-d-did de....
roses are red
violets are blue
vincenzo died...
rhyming is hard...
i'm batman.
And so did the legend.
RIP Kitty.
roses are red
violets are blue
vincenzo died
kitty too
Ay jus forged about it
Kitty Died
Game over
Retry
Exit
Presses exit
Cancer wont let you restart
+MLG=My little gaben *clicking retry intensifies*
+MLG=My little gaben How insensitive.
+epicat mouse explodes
*starts the game*
Ok let's g...Vincenzo died.
DAMIT
Still one of the fucking best
0:58 now all the politicians in the city are STUPID
to this day have this stuck in my head LOL
Lets hope Kitty learns how to be a REAL Mafioso in his after/next life, and also how to not rip his suit
Mafia is set in the 1930s, between the fall of 1930 through to the end of 1938, during the later part of Prohibition, which ended in 1933. The game is set in the fictional American city of Lost Heaven (loosely based on New York City, Philadelphia and Chicago of the same time period).
The player takes the role of taxi driver Thomas "Tommy" Angelo, who, while trying to make a living on the streets of Lost Heaven as a taxi cab driver, unexpectedly and unwillingly becomes involved in organized crime as a driver and enforcer for the Salieri crime family, led by Don Ennio Salieri.
Through the events of the game's story, Tommy begins to rise through the ranks of the Salieri family, which is currently battling the competing Morello family, led by the sharply-dressed Don Morello. Eventually becoming disillusioned by his life of crime and violence, Tommy arranges to meet a detective (Detective Norman) in order to tell him his story, to be given witness protection, and to aid the detective in the destruction of the Salieri crime family. The 'Intermezzo' chapters of the game depict Tommy sitting in a cafe with the detective, relating his life story and giving out important pieces of information at the same time.
After a not-so-casual encounter with two of Don Ennio Salieri's henchmen, Sam and Paulie (who escaped from Morello's men and while trying to get away, had a car accident), Tommy is paid with an envelope concealing a hunk of cash for getting Sam and Paulie to safety. Through Sam as his proxy, Salieri says he is impressed with Tommy's grace under fire and that he is indebted to Tommy for doing so; at some future time Tommy may come back to Salieri for help. Since Salieri also tries to help men of Italian blood in the onslaught of the Great Depression, he offers Tommy the 'chance' to work for the Salieri organization. Tommy refuses politely, preferring to remain poor but legitimate, and his thoughts are reinforced when he sees his pay package contains more money than he has ever seen before, and the very next day he is back to work as a taxi driver. However, in between scouting for fares he is attacked by two hoods who are members of Salieri's arch-enemy (later revealed to once have been his companion), the Morello crime family, as revenge for him helping Paulie and Sam escape them. Tommy is saved by Salieri's men, who, when Tommy escapes into their bar and the Morello men follow him, murder the attackers. However, the cab company learns that their taxi was vandalized by gangsters and Tommy's employment is terminated. Hard up for employment prospects in the Depression years and grateful to Salieri for saving his life, Tommy accepts the offer to work for the Salieri family, mostly working as a getaway driver.
Through a series of assignments given to him by Don Salieri, Tommy quickly becomes deeply involved in the activities of the Salieri business, concerning extortion, collecting protection money, bootlegging, assassination, arson jobs and a lot of unexpected gunfights, often with the opposing Don Morello, whose power Tommy describes as "built on violence". Tommy soon establishes himself as one of Salieri's top henchmen.
One turning point occurs when he gets a request from Salieri's bartender, Luigi, who likes Tommy and asks him to walk his daughter Sarah home from work on account of reports of hoodlums. While escorting Sarah street punks attack, to which Tommy defends her. Enraged at the mugging, Salieri orders Tommy and Paulie to hunt the gang and cripple them, which then leads up to the Salieri family being targets of the city government as Tommy helped murder one gang member who was the son of an alderman. Tommy is later made to carry out jobs to avoid Salieri having to face prosecution, culminating in an assassination mission involving the bombing of a hotel. Although he carries out the bombing, he discovers that one of the assassination targets is his girlfriend's best friend Michelle, an informant to Morello. Unable to bring himself to kill her, he instead orders her to flee the city and never return. This begins the process of his eventual rejection of his new vocation. Another watershed moment is when Tommy is escaping the bombing, he stumbles into a cathedral during the funeral of the alderman's murdered son, where Tommy is identified as the killer and gang members attempt to shoot him in revenge. After eliminating them all, the priest leading the eulogy tells Tommy he has committed a grave sin and fears his soul is at risk, which Tommy rationalizes at first that he killed all bad men, but seriously takes the priest's warning to heart.
Tommy eventually marries Sarah, who gives birth to a girl a year later. However, a fatal shootout at a farm where the Morello mob and police surprise them when they are trying to buy Canadian whisky nearly kills Sam. On the same day, Frank Colletti, Don Salieri's Consigliere, hands over Salieri's account books to the police. Though being a friend of Frank for more than 20 years, Salieri orders his death. Tommy finds Frank at the Lost Heaven International Airport, attempting to flee to Europe. Tommy learns from Frank's wife that the police blackmailed Frank and gives him ways to recover the books for Salieri, and Tommy gets her and her daughter reunited with Frank. In one of the game's more emotional moments, Tommy lets Frank flee to Europe with his family. Since Frank is in far away England, Salieri is told that Frank is dead and his funeral is given. Tommy later saves his boss from being assassinated while dining at a luxurious restaurant. Salieri has his bodyguard-turned-traitor, Carlo, killed along with Morello's ally, the councilor (who is shot while giving a speech at his birthday). Morello's brother, Sergio Morello, is also killed on Salieri's orders. These actions shatter the Morello crime family and Salieri finally orders the death of his rival. After having succeeded, the game jumps to present times, while Tommy shows Detective Norman a photo of a young Salieri standing next to another young man revealed to be Morello. He tells Norman that this photo proved to him that "This life is poisonous", and is one of the main reasons why Tommy wants to betray the local Mafia.
After the death of Morello, the Salieri family runs the town. Following the assassination of another politician not co-operating with the family, Tommy, along with Sam, is presented with a plan to rob a bank by Paulie. Both men refuse, Tom mentioning the danger involved if Salieri were to discover such a plot and Sam citing his loyalty to the family. The three then steal what is ostensibly a batch of Cuban cigars on Salieri's orders, but Tommy and Paulie discover that the cigar boxes contain a considerable amount of well-hidden diamonds. Convincing Paulie not to steal any of them, Tommy acts as though he is unaware of the diamonds and surreptitiously probes Salieri for information about the matter. Deciding that Salieri was well-aware of the diamonds and intended to cheat him out of his fair share, Tommy joins Paulie in his bank robbery plan, risking their lives if Salieri would find out. The robbery is successful, but the following day Tommy arrives at Paulie's apartment to find him murdered and the money all gone. Tommy panics, and is tricked by the ever-loyal Sam, to meet him at Lost Heaven's art gallery. In the midst of a gun-battle it is revealed that Salieri, having discovered Tommy and Paulie's unauthorized bank robbery, has ordered their deaths. Sam also tells Tommy that Salieri has mistrusted Tommy for some time after discovering that he hadn't killed either Michelle or Frank, both of whom were eventually found and murdered by the Mafia.
During a climactic battle on the top floor of the museum, Tommy gets the upper hand on Sam, but when he runs away, finds that he cannot bring himself to kill his former friend. Ultimately, as Sam is stumbling towards the exit, Tommy watches him from above and fires a bullet into his back. Shivering and astonished, Sam delivers his final words, a warning of Salieri's power and finding out about Frank, and is then shot to death by Tommy.
Here, Tommy's story to the detective (and thus the game) ends, telling that he fled to Europe but decided to return and to testify against Salieri to ensure the safety of Sarah and his daughter. The detective agrees to put Tommy and his family under the protection of the police, and Tommy is free to testify against the Salieri family. Don Salieri is arrested and sentenced to prison for life, but dies of old age during his first year in jail. 80 gangsters are convicted, some sentenced to electrocution and the family is destroyed. Tommy is sentenced to 8 years. After the trial, Tommy is relocated in Greenfield, Empire Bay, on the eastern coast, with his family, all under new names. Tommy works as a driver "for a respectable company".
In 1951, an old Thomas Angelo, grey-haired and moustached, is standing outside his house watering the lawn. Two men, revealed to be Vito Scaletta and Joe Barbaro in the second game, pull up to the side of the street in a Smith Thunderbolt and approach him. Addressing him by his real name (which was changed beforehand by the FBI), Barbaro pulls out a sawn-off shotgun. Scaletta tells Tommy that 'Mr. Salieri sends his regards', and both barrels are emptied into Tommy's body. As the two men get back into their car and hurry away, Tommy lies on the grass with blood pouring out of his wounds. Tommy then later lamented on what happened to him and his associates as the camera zooms away from his dead body.
Lol.
Joe Pesci Rage why would you go this far back in the comments just to post Lol? You sir are a mad man.
These spoilers are STOOPID
@@donsalieri1186 Omfg! Salieri plays overwatch!😂
I could eat a horse...
Moral of the story.
Salieri: Loves to eat horses.
Paulie: Too deaf to hear anyone.
Vincenzo: died...
Morellos': _EHHE EHHE_
Family: Kidnapped by ninjas.
Tommy: Apparently doesn't have what it takes to be a **REAL** mafioso.
THEY ARE ALL DEAD!
wat
(Max Payne Voice) They are all dead.
wat
Okay we'll go back
BOOOOM!!!!!!
PAYNE IN THE BUTT
I think that JC Denton's voice
It's sad he never lived to see Mafia 3. He could have had a field day on it.
The piano song in 2:27 is from the Red Dead Redemption Soundtrack: Exodus in America. I think this is useless intel, but whatever.
My Immortal- Evanescence*
Actually, when I listened that song, I did not hear the one which was in this video.
*Vincenzo Died...*
|Retry|
|Quit Game|
Someone needs to recreate this in Mafia remastered
Agreed
Agreed
0:13 Man i laughed so hard
Vincenzo died
Your not a real Mafioso
Doing nothing..
Vincenzo died...
Doing things not involving Vincenzo..
Vincenzo died...
Doing things involving Vincenzo..
Vincenzo died...
I dramatically take a bite out of a chocolate chip cookie in slow motion...
Vincenzo died.
Why hello....
*Vincenzo died....*
Saying Vincenzo died
Vincenzo lived
Nestor Natividad HAX!!
+Ɛ〉 TECHN☮M∀NCEЯ 〈3 I was so hungry I ate a horse...
Vincenzo was overwhelmed...
I tried playing one of the old ones recently on my friend's Sega Saturn. Whoever made the controls was an octopus.
lol
Too bad he won't be there to enjoy the Definitive Edition...
kitty0706 was a real mafioso we will miss you :'(
I miss this guy rip
01:39 "is this the Paine residence?"
NO! This is PATRICK!
Don't answer that.
its a rhetorical question
Riiiiiiiiiiiight?
Is there anything in Lost Heaven that won't kill poor Vinnie?
I guess we'll never know.
his family was kidnapped my ninjas xD
YES
OFCOURSE
Mafia 1, but a combination of sly cooper and mafia 2.
But 90% mafia 1.
Because mafia 1 rulez)))
Mafia 1 gets a remake!
-they're all dead!!!
-wha!
-They are all dead.
-wha!
-okay we'll go ba- PSSSSSSSSHFSJFHSSFS
2:31 OOH, RIGHT IN THE SCUJILLIES!
mafia 1 is getting a remaster, we need to do "how to be a REAL MAFIOSO" on the remaster to honor kitty's masterpiece
It's so sad that kitty didn't make it till remake
Vincenzo0706 died, retry or main menu?
i could eat a horse
+Agustín I'm really looking forward to your horse.
And now every politician in the city could eat Sam and Paule while Vincenzo dies from getting heart attacked by Tommy AngelolegnAgelngelongelAng! Chinatown OOOO chinatown! Hahahahahaahahahahaa!H%
I laughed so much and Vincenzo died.
I came back to ask if anyone wondered what he would think of the definitive edition of Mafia 1.
I wish kitty know that this game is finally remastered so he can remastered this masterpiece
The game, mafia 1, gets a remake! Not a remaster, a remake!
One of a kind
can't wait to play Mafia: definitive edition so I also can be a *REAL* Mafioso
This video brings back great memories. I remember exactly what I was doing when this came out
RIP Kitty
I guess Leukaemia ripped your suit. In all seriousness though, RIP. I hope you are a real Mafioso on the other side.
-Are you from the police?
-E-e-e-e
Man I love your videos. Good work ;D
*Opens door then body falls* JESUS!!! are you two from the police?
EeeeEee!
Commander Jupiter Vincenzo *talks fast*
Derpy guy Okay CREPPY FACE
Commander Jupiter *Vincenzo died*
Derpy guy TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NoOh NoOh NoOh
I wonder what he would've thought about the remake if he was still around...
Kitty0706: "Vincenzo can still die?"
Whoa. I didn't even realize this was an April Fools video. It's so funny and cool!
I think the reason I like this video so much is because its done in a style that youtube poops were done in when they were first starting out. Its a sort of nostalgia, and its great to experience that again
To me all of your videos are freaking hilarious but this is the first to make me laugh to the point of tears. Here take my like
Wtf this still makes me laugh
*THAT'S HOW MAFIA WORKS*
2:24 OMG i laugh so freaking hard when i heard that
I miss Kitty, he had the best YTPs but now he's so far past the point of no return that he couldn't even remember what it had looked like when had past the point of no return, he'd past the point of no return, he past the turn he pointed over
Also no disrespect by that just a reference to his max Payne a rhetorical question video, which will probably always be my favourite of his
RIP Kitty0706
Anyone else here after the Gameplay reveal of Mafia Definitive Edition?
Spoiler:
Vincenzo died...
0:11 Vincenzo Died Because He Ripped His Suite! Game Over!
i Died Laughing at That Part! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! LOL! xD
I can't be the only person who still makes references to this video this many years later.
It gets a remake in August
This is still one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen in my life.
Mafia 1 remake ytp anyone?
Family was kidnapped by ninjas
Yung Cobain Donate now at www.f***ahobo.gay
He makes good poop.
1:45 I died in that game the exact same way, too!
Glitch: The Game
That's How Mafioso works
It's great to have you back
1:37 Don't answer that...
A rhetorical question
0:14 I guess I ripped my pants again 🤣
1:34 Guy:I dont need that gun! Vincenzo died.....mission failed! XD
I love these videos, because they always make me think... what the hell did i just watch
Best...........Video............Ever
i'm pretty convinced your an A Day To Remember fan!! :D
GmodDTM kitty is how I found ADTR as well as a good bit of other people
I never knew he made ytps! Awesome
This is so hard to watch knowing he's not with us anymore. Rest in peace old pal.
still a masterpiece
I hope someone makes an effort to recreate this with the Definitive Edition of Mafia when it comes out... assuming that it even works.
1:13 my favorite part :3
What's Spiral Knights?
When I searched this on google, it said "Sept 23, 2017" and I thought: Wait, is he back from the dead? Only to realise this was uploaded on 1 April 2020.
Sorry Kid, kitty wasn’t a part of our deal.
I am calling it: Kitty actually DID make a YTP. IT has all the traits....his one and only. Rest in peace, Kitty.
Alfred Ashford he's made multiple ytps
+xXx_PropsGaming _xXx Yes he has, check his old videos.
..
This was a good game.
Masterpiece, Vincenzo!
*"Vincenzo Died"*
wooow u know mafia 1
and even mafia 2
Ol my favorite game jesus
Hope you get better soon Elliot, your videos are great! Have fun at the hospital...
never get tired of this lol :P
Everyone, I know his secret! He used to make youtube poops!
I can eat a horse.
ohh I can eat a horse over now.
you don't even know how i'm lookin for the your horse.
can i get you anything else?.
a horse.
LOOOL im broken xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Shut the fuck up
What's your problem?
this video
I'm so hungry, I could eat a young horse. Or in your language, a pony!
So funny~ x3
This video is amazing
Cool. Hope any future recovery goes well for you man.
Someone should make a....Definitive edition of this masterpiece in honor of Kitty0706.
I'll pray that day will come.
7 years later and still a classic.
"Today's mission is just about relaxation"
*guy gets hit by a car*
The First Mafia was so good thx for the vid
I'm giving you the middle finger,Leukemia!
i Cant Wait to Die to see the others Kitty Videos in Heaven!
Wow, I can't stop watching this vid
still loving this video