This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Five Edition (2023)

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  • čas přidán 8. 06. 2024
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    Every day we stray further from the light of the football gods. They continually punish us with horrible things we call the game itself. We can have nothing nice in this world (excluding the long-awaited death of the Patriots), and this video is further reinforcement of it. God can no longer help us in this plight. We will have to push on further without assistance.
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  • @DominicFreed
    @DominicFreed Před 8 měsíci +2992

    Thanks Mr tree. My mom is in the hospital and this makes me happier. I love the work you do man

  • @joemolnar3
    @joemolnar3 Před 8 měsíci +419

    Anthony Richardson is trying to speedrun RG3s career but he skipped the part where he first has to stay healthy for a full rookie season

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 8 měsíci +14

      …please tell me the Colts aren’t scheduled to play at FedEx

    • @88wildcat
      @88wildcat Před 8 měsíci +16

      This is what happens when your fan base pleads with God "can our starting quarterback not get hurt every other week." You have to word your wishes very carefully.

    • @GraveDigger35
      @GraveDigger35 Před 8 měsíci

      @@warlordofbritannia nope, no match up with the Commanders to fear

    • @nickbaham5651
      @nickbaham5651 Před 7 měsíci

      it’s an any% run

  • @ryanchase9332
    @ryanchase9332 Před 8 měsíci +305

    My favorite story about Dick Butkus was against Minnesota when he was trying to sack Fran Tarkenton near the Minnesota 5. Tarkenton desperately tried to throw the ball away, only for Butkus to jump and intercept it. Rather than walk the final five yards into the endzone for the touchdown, Butkus ran SIDEWAYS, running to the side and dropping his shoulder to lay Tarkenton out... then walked into the endzone.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 8 měsíci +32

      Talk about roughing the passer…😂

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 8 měsíci +40

      Is that adding injury to insult, actually?

    • @TheAlfrulz
      @TheAlfrulz Před 8 měsíci +26

      Unfortunately it's just a story. Butkus never scored a pick six TD in his career. He had one fumble recovery in the end zone for a TD in his final season of 1973, against the Houston Oilers.
      czcams.com/video/6eCmZOZ1tKQ/video.htmlsi=Ml0tOqChX0aVy8st

    • @pohorex6834
      @pohorex6834 Před 8 měsíci +3

      I mean it isn’t true

    • @daveatkins3796
      @daveatkins3796 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Or sending entire offensive backfields to the hospital and giggling about it.

  • @TigerMania_
    @TigerMania_ Před 8 měsíci +1352

    An NFL week isn’t quite finished until a new Sportsball comes out.

  • @austinemms9772
    @austinemms9772 Před 8 měsíci +408

    It never gets old when it’s once again time to START CALLING BOTH GAMES!!!!

    • @Supernova2464
      @Supernova2464 Před 8 měsíci +5

      I need to know the origin of that clip

    • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
      @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Před 8 měsíci

      ​​@@Supernova2464
      you can find it. just search Im calling both games and the broadcast is available.

    • @coltanramos2979
      @coltanramos2979 Před 8 měsíci +20

      ​@@Supernova2464week 17 of the 2019 season. I believe it was referring to the Patriots vs. Dolphins and Chiefs vs. Chargers games. The Chiefs needed a win and Patriots loss to secure a first round bye.

    • @Coolthings246
      @Coolthings246 Před 8 měsíci +17

      @@Supernova2464in week 17 of 2019 which at the time was the final week of the season the 2 seed holder in the New England patriots and the 3 seed holder in the chiefs were both playing for playoff seeding. Kevin harlan was calling the chiefs game and the Miami dolphins were driving down the field about to upset the patriots so he was giving play by play of that game while calling the chiefs game which is where the quote comes from. Chiefs would end up securing the bye after a pats upset loss and later down the road won their first Super Bowl in 50 years.

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 8 měsíci +4

      ⁠@@Supernova2464Kevin Harlan at the end of the 2019 regular season.
      He was announcing that the Dolphins had taken the lead on the Patriots.

  • @thegiantranger.
    @thegiantranger. Před 8 měsíci +48

    22:10 That Miami play may be the first time I've ever seen a team lose a mathematically guaranteed win, I was dying of laughter watching it live & I knew it'd be lolcow of the week

  • @ericwalsh4881
    @ericwalsh4881 Před 8 měsíci +43

    "JUST PULL A KAEPERNICK AND TAKE A FUCKING KNEE" man that had me dead lmao

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 8 měsíci +4

      You ever realize that Kaep’s the only player to have his career end because he *could* bend his knee?

    • @CJEstradaMartinez
      @CJEstradaMartinez Před 7 měsíci

      My brother and I were rolling on the floor with laughter after Tree yelled those words.

  • @UHOH_415
    @UHOH_415 Před 8 měsíci +170

    Fun Fact about Mario Cristobal: He did the same thing against Stanford back in 2018.

    • @garandx
      @garandx Před 8 měsíci +17

      And it too cost his team (oregon) the game

    • @cameronbrennemanoutdoors
      @cameronbrennemanoutdoors Před 8 měsíci +5

      That they atleast still needed to run it cause there was like what a 5 second differencial if they didn’t get first down

    • @thatonewriter8043
      @thatonewriter8043 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I didn't understand why this happened, but now that I know who the HC is? Makes perfect sense.

    • @starwarriorterra8373
      @starwarriorterra8373 Před 8 měsíci +6

      I hate this going around because the situation just wasn't the same in 2018. Oregon still needed a first down to fully ice the game, and any coach would have called a run in that situation to avoid having to punt the ball away and risk something crazy happening. A miscue on the punt is more likely than your ball carrier fumbling the ball in that situation.
      What he did with Miami though, absolute yikes.

    • @champt7928
      @champt7928 Před 8 měsíci

      Nathaniel Hackett would've done a better job at that clock management then Cristobal (just saying)

  • @justinfandl513
    @justinfandl513 Před 8 měsíci +213

    Hearing "I'm calling both games" gives me life.

    • @obsidian00
      @obsidian00 Před 8 měsíci +3

      See if you can find the whole call...it's a fucking masterpiece!

    • @klammy2434
      @klammy2434 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Also hearing here I come to save the day 💀

    • @zod548
      @zod548 Před 8 měsíci +2

      What’s the context behind that phrase and this comment section?

    • @ryanahr2267
      @ryanahr2267 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@zod548 The phrase came from a game wherein the announcer was calling both the game he was actually at and updating the audience to another game that had come down to the wire. The other guy in the broadcast booth expressed his confusion as to which game his partner was calling and he shouts back "I'm calling both games!" It's just an incredible call and Tree has been using it in the intro to his videos since it happened a couple years ago, though he started this season without it which caused outcry from his fanbase.

  • @wifishark8
    @wifishark8 Před 8 měsíci +426

    0:00 Intro and Sponser
    0:37 Chicago vs Washington
    1:35 Buffalo vs Jacksonville
    2:34: New Orleans vs New England
    3:45 Carolina vs Detroit
    4:40 NY Giants vs Miami
    5:56 Jonathan Taylor (Indianapolis)
    6:53 Tennessee vs Indianapolis
    8:30 Houston vs Atlanta
    10:13 Baltimore vs Pittsburgh
    13:14 Cincinnati vs Arizona
    14:10 Philadelphia vs LA Rams
    15:05 NY Jets vs Denver
    16:48 Kansas City vs Minnesota
    18:29 Dallas vs San Francisco
    19:14 Green Bay vs Las Vegas
    21:32 LOL Cow of the Week (Georgia Tech vs Miami)
    22:50 Injury Report
    24:00 Ending clip

  • @careening1918
    @careening1918 Před 8 měsíci +70

    21:32 I’d like to point out Miami had a 100% chance to win. No, not 99.9%, I mean actual mathematic certainty with a kneel-down. Tree’s reaction is more than justified to make the Canes LOLCOW

    • @starwarriorterra8373
      @starwarriorterra8373 Před 8 měsíci +23

      This exact blunder is why mathematical certainty is 99.9 percent and not 100 percent.

    • @hankfairchild7951
      @hankfairchild7951 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Truly a professional lolcow moment to the extent it transcends leagues

    • @nalgene247
      @nalgene247 Před 8 měsíci +1

      So if you placed a bet against Miami right then would that mean you now own the casino?

    • @LukaDoncicFitnessOfficiaI
      @LukaDoncicFitnessOfficiaI Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@nalgene247no, but 1 dollar would probably win you like a hundred

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Před 7 měsíci +1

      The only thing worse then that was the miracle at the meadowlands the first one

  • @AceTrainerRaf
    @AceTrainerRaf Před 8 měsíci +22

    "The culture is actually damn good"
    "Did you have fire in your gut?"
    "That's not what he wanted to cook"
    "Are you kidding me?!"
    "I'm talking to America here"
    "I’m open. I’m always fucking open"
    "I'm calling both games!"

  • @shimmysham1236
    @shimmysham1236 Před 8 měsíci +428

    As a bills fan. I’m not ready to take a moment for those who have fallen this week…

    • @LGDevilsFan
      @LGDevilsFan Před 8 měsíci +22

      Good News, you’re playing the Giants this week you’ll get an easy victory

    • @shimmysham1236
      @shimmysham1236 Před 8 měsíci +19

      @@LGDevilsFan I know, I’m not too worried about them, but the rest of the schedule has me sweating

    • @dboii9741
      @dboii9741 Před 8 měsíci +8

      I’m a packer fan and I don’t want to hear about the shit that happened Monday😂

    • @christownsend552
      @christownsend552 Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@dboii9741 right there with ya man 😂 that shit was just sad

    • @JKSSubstandard
      @JKSSubstandard Před 8 měsíci +4

      Everyone. Its just everyone. by the end of the game last week it was easier to note the starters who HADNT missed snaps due to injuries

  • @Soto-
    @Soto- Před 8 měsíci +53

    Calculon screaming "No!" before the Raiders FG attempt had me crying 😂

    • @nautgamingnautgaming9949
      @nautgamingnautgaming9949 Před 8 měsíci

      I was screaming YES YES the other team might be more poorly run n prepared than we are
      AND THAT is saying something when Joe Barry is in charge

  • @kevting4512
    @kevting4512 Před 8 měsíci +44

    Never get tired of hearing 'Here I come to save the day!!" in hilarious context.

    • @CJEstradaMartinez
      @CJEstradaMartinez Před 8 měsíci +1

      I knew something was missing from "This Week in Sportsball."

  • @kylebeguhl8516
    @kylebeguhl8516 Před 8 měsíci +99

    Another week of that damn good culture.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 8 měsíci +5

      One might go so far to say that the culture is damn good

    • @tantegreta
      @tantegreta Před 8 měsíci +5

      it's actually pretty damn good

  • @arthurau67
    @arthurau67 Před 8 měsíci +62

    The Ja’Marr Chase addition to the intro was 👌🏼 perfection

    • @M3RK_Crash
      @M3RK_Crash Před 8 měsíci

      wait timestamp?

    • @SniperSensai97
      @SniperSensai97 Před 8 měsíci +6

      ​@M3RK_Crash you can hear it in the intro b4 it fades away, saying "I'm open. I'm always open"

    • @arthurau67
      @arthurau67 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@M3RK_Crash right around 0:09, or you can just do what I do and replay the intro 10-20 times until you pick out all the quotes 😂

  • @Moistcheeks1
    @Moistcheeks1 Před 8 měsíci +109

    Being the husk of a human known as a Falcons fan, I'm just glad the group of weirdos we've put together here are actually competitive.

    • @H00L3y
      @H00L3y Před 8 měsíci +13

      Same boat dude! No idea what’s going on but it’s kind of working

    • @andrejg4136
      @andrejg4136 Před 8 měsíci +20

      The NFC South is going to be a clusterfuck this year; strap in.

    • @michaelshonk3230
      @michaelshonk3230 Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@andrejg4136 So, it's another average year of this division then

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac Před 8 měsíci

      maybe it's time to start supporting the better team in that Stadium, Atlanta United.

    • @aceassn716
      @aceassn716 Před 8 měsíci

      That doesnt work for me… brother!

  • @Jedidiah_McCain
    @Jedidiah_McCain Před 8 měsíci +256

    Do not feel pity for us Panthers. We deserve this for what we did to Christian McCaffrey and Steve Wilks.
    This isn’t sad. It’s Justice.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 8 měsíci +24

      Wdym, you guys freed CMC so he could be healthy and productive again-every fan of football appreciates that

    • @dominicpancella3012
      @dominicpancella3012 Před 8 měsíci +14

      I can't say that at some level organizational incompetence wasn't responsible for the early decline of both Cam Newton and Luke Kuechly either

    • @lydiavalentino
      @lydiavalentino Před 8 měsíci +7

      The case for keeping Wilks was as a motivational culture guy. That reputation goes away when the team shrivels up and dies against Tampa Bay in Week 17. The problem might be more of a Tepper issue - Fitterer has been a flailing meme of a GM (that Sam Darnold trade, WOOF), the Rhule hire went to hell in a handbasket, and Reich looks like the game's passed him by.

    • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
      @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza Před 8 měsíci

      How didn't you win a Super Bowl?

    • @turboferret3582
      @turboferret3582 Před 8 měsíci +4

      If it's anything the 49ers a very grateful for CMC

  • @joshwood7204
    @joshwood7204 Před 8 měsíci +52

    Tree, you have managed to become light years better than any sports show I've ever watched. Keep up the great work and keep calling both games!

  • @goldensteeltv8546
    @goldensteeltv8546 Před 8 měsíci +61

    I’m happy as a Bears fan that we finally got a win for the first time in a minute. It was also respectful of you to pay tribute to Dick Butkus.

    • @CJEstradaMartinez
      @CJEstradaMartinez Před 8 měsíci +5

      I'm still shocked that it's been 346 days since the Bears last won a game.

    • @reidboggs4344
      @reidboggs4344 Před 7 měsíci

      Also remember who Ron Rivera played for.

    • @BR4IN1N4J4R
      @BR4IN1N4J4R Před 7 měsíci

      I'm a Bears fan and I was surprised too. Legit needed to do a double take. My brain went, "But we suck. How can we win if we suck?" Then I heard about Dick and went, "Ahhhh. There's the spark: the essence of Da Bears."

  • @thekingbarrelmaker7642
    @thekingbarrelmaker7642 Před 8 měsíci +5

    "Hey Evan, at least the fast food worker can hold his position on a fucking line." That burn, god damn.

  • @pohorex6834
    @pohorex6834 Před 8 měsíci +5

    I absolutely love when a ref says “there is no foul for x penalty”. Like nobody would assume there’s a penalty at all, but you named the penalty that supposedly didn’t happen, meaning it’s one specific penalty that didn’t happen, meaning something happened to make you think it happened. Such BS

  • @christianrutledge4894
    @christianrutledge4894 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Miami-NYG game being covered with Horse Steppin’ by Sun Araw playing in the background. It fits so perfectly with how the Dolphins and Giants played. Abstract and surreal. Thank you for your continued use of HM and HM2 songs UT! God bless you!

    • @nathanlarson6535
      @nathanlarson6535 Před 8 měsíci

      He also used that song in a video he made several years ago about the Marlins. That video is how I originally found that song, glad to hear it once again.

  • @JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly
    @JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly Před 8 měsíci +7

    I love how the LOLcow of the week isn’t even from a NFL game

  • @Nobody-xe9fc
    @Nobody-xe9fc Před 8 měsíci +26

    DID YOU KNOW?
    Gardner Minshew II is currently undefeated in games he plays in this year. Let that sink in.

  • @blortflorington9165
    @blortflorington9165 Před 8 měsíci +6

    I love the "That's not what he wanted to cook" from Patrick Starr in the intro, it gets me every time

  • @sean5051
    @sean5051 Před 8 měsíci +4

    The use of "Rip and Tear" on Dal/ San Fran is most welcome, and accurately describes what happened. Good play sir!

  • @darealconman
    @darealconman Před 8 měsíci +34

    As a Broncos fan, I’m in a place worse than hell.
    We still have Vance Joseph as our DC, we lost to two of our former HC’s this year (our two most hated HC’s in franchise history), and we’re apparently entering a rebuild.
    I don’t want to know what a rebuild feels like because I feel like it’ll be a horrible feeling.

    • @zgsrandomnesshub7561
      @zgsrandomnesshub7561 Před 8 měsíci +2

      If Sean Payton is truly doing a re-build, he has to do it correctly this time. Denver attempted a "re-load" in 2017, 2019, and 2022, but not a true rebuild.
      A true rebuild can get ugly, but has a wildly good success rate for some teams.

    • @obsidian00
      @obsidian00 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I can not BEGIN to comprehending the immense PAIN you guys must be in...

    • @ruthjohnson4380
      @ruthjohnson4380 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Actually, it’s kind of freeing, knowing that my team will absolutely embarrass themselves in every game. Tomorrow night I might watch with Perna and Grossi or find a good movie on Netflix. I’ve been a Broncos fan since I was 16. I’m 67 now and never was more apathetic.

    • @zgsrandomnesshub7561
      @zgsrandomnesshub7561 Před 8 měsíci

      @@obsidian00 I honestly can't even describe my own pain. I am used to Denver losing for 7+ years, but it honestly stings that they were world champions just yesterday it seems like. Knowing that a powerful team can get destroyed is a feeling I will never lose, but I can only hope they come back to 2015 or 2013 or even 1997 form.

    • @captainryusugi1128
      @captainryusugi1128 Před 8 měsíci +1

      As a Dolphins fan who just escaped from 20 years in Hell, good luck.

  • @dboii9741
    @dboii9741 Před 8 měsíci +20

    Bruh when I saw Miami not take the knee and fumbled I busted out laughing at Christobal😂 I wish he did this at Oregon, it would’ve been even funnier

    • @whalenator69420
      @whalenator69420 Před 8 měsíci +7

      He did do it at Oregon. That's what makes this one even more hilarious. At least to me as a Florida State fan. 😂

    • @toshow237
      @toshow237 Před 8 měsíci

      As a Virginia Tech fan Miami choking that was the first time college football brought me happiness in a while 😂

    • @crossfox255
      @crossfox255 Před 7 měsíci

      And people thought Herbert was bad going into the draft. Nope. It was Cristofail and Arroyo holding him way back.

    • @dboii9741
      @dboii9741 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@whalenator69420I think I’m starting to lose my memory im a USC fan and I really don’t remember Christobal doing shit like this at Oregon

  • @johnenigma8506
    @johnenigma8506 Před 8 měsíci +24

    As a Patriots fan, I'm surprised we didn't win LOLCOW of the week.
    That being said, I look forward to seeing your Belicheck/Patriots video in the future.

    • @DANNY74125
      @DANNY74125 Před 8 měsíci +8

      They would've if Miami didn't give us a Miracle at the Meadowlands type ending

    • @IronyAmI
      @IronyAmI Před 8 měsíci +2

      You guys can be the lolcalfs of the week

    • @jmrgg3669
      @jmrgg3669 Před 8 měsíci +1

      You didn't win Lolcow of the week? I'm surprised, CBS took your game out of the West Coast and replaced it with the Stillers comeback from behind W. 13:14

    • @BAMFshee
      @BAMFshee Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@theog2306 Yeah, but the Miami Hurricanes had a 100% win probability and threw it away on one of the stupidest coaching decisions possible. That's practically impossible to beat.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Před 7 měsíci

      As a Jets fan be thankful A Miami did whatever the hell that was and the new york Jets for making the Patriots look relevant 2 weeks every year

  • @PovertyBears
    @PovertyBears Před 8 měsíci +30

    Finally. I can watch a Sportsball without being sad. Bear down.

    • @jroggs85
      @jroggs85 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Dick Butkus will be missed, though.

  • @timebomb42
    @timebomb42 Před 8 měsíci +51

    Remember when everyone screamed "Matt rhule is the problem with the Panthers"??
    I think those people are starting to find out there's a lot more wrong than just one coach.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 8 měsíci +19

      Rhule was *a* problem, but yeah the roster’s sheer lack of talent constituted an even larger one…

    • @ihonestlydontevenknow4359
      @ihonestlydontevenknow4359 Před 8 měsíci

      tepper’s THE problem, but we can’t act like rhule wasn’t a bumbling dumbass. reich is so conservative that he could be on fox news and needs to be fucking fired last week, but he ain’t the problem either.

    • @UserName-ts3sp
      @UserName-ts3sp Před 8 měsíci +1

      new snyder?

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 Před 8 měsíci

      Well, yeah, but wtf passes for thought when it comes to you fans? If the owners knew what good coaches were, they'd _be_ their own HCs. They *don't* know. & uin this video, Tree shows that he doesn't know either. He wonders how Reich went from being such a respectable coach to this in just two years. Well, there's two things wrong with that.
      1) Reich was never a respectaBLE coach, but a mistakenly respected one. 2) If he ever had been respectable, he threw that all away two years ago.
      Because he was QB coach in PHI it was *assumed* that he was behind the transformation of Nick Foles. Not only have we seen *Doug **_Pederson_* achieve that same transformation with another QB, Reich _had Foles_ on his team & clearly didn't know how to coach him! He started Ehlinger, not Foles.
      Wentz was Reich's man in PHI & Reich got Wentz back as starter when Foles was winning games. His entire reputation is based upon an obviously false presumption. He stank _in_ PHI so badly he got himself & Pederson fired.

    • @FlyHenryFly
      @FlyHenryFly Před 8 měsíci

      Rhule was the problem when we had him. But now the lack of talent and our owner is the problem. Reich also needs to stop calling plays, I mean holy hell Bryce has looked good the past two weeks, they need to let him throw the damn ball more than 15 yards. They let Dalton do it, he threw way more than Bryce and our offense was good. Bryce is starting over Dalton for a reason. Expand the playbook

  • @jironthunder7519
    @jironthunder7519 Před 8 měsíci +9

    5 pm (or so) on Wednesday during football season is my 2nd favorite day and time of the week, after only NFL Sunday 1pm.. great work Tree keep it up and God bless you!
    ...on with the show!

  • @marco4103
    @marco4103 Před 8 měsíci +54

    0:14 Benchwarmer sponsor (Sort of...)
    0:35 Chicago Bears vs Washington Commanders (Congratulations you finally won something)
    1:37 Jacksonville Jaguars vs Buffalo Bills (Undefeated in the land of the Royal Palace of the King)
    2:34 New Orleans Saints vs New England Patriots (Welcome to Rock Bottom, Bill)
    3:45 Carolina Panthers vs Detroit Lions (The God of Detroit, the savior of dimes upon dimes)
    4:40 New York Giants vs Miami Dolphins (Roadkill thanks to derping & domination)
    5:57 Johnathon Taylor stays with Indy for 3 years
    6:53 Tennessee Titans vs Indianapolis Colts (The Minshew effect)
    8:29 Houston Texans vs Atlanta Falcons (Snoozefest yet the Gods want action)
    10:14 Baltimore Ravens vs Pittsburgh Steelers (Days of our Steelers episode 5: The choke & Canada's sassy spoiled plays)
    13:15 Cincinnati Bengals vs Arizona Cardinals (Burrow's redemption arc)
    14:10 Philadelphia Eagles vs Los Angeles Rams (So close yet so far yet you faltered)
    15:07 New York Jets vs Denver Broncos (Can we pretend this game never happened)
    16:47 Kansas City Chiefs vs Minnesota Vikings (Win for Taylor Swift! Oh wait...)
    18:29 Dallas Cowboys vs San Francisco 49ers (America's team? How laughable)
    19:14 Green Bay Packers vs Las Vegas Raiders (Excoriating from horrible demons)
    21:32 Bonus video: Miami wins LolCow of the week!
    22:51 Injuries

  • @tyronewilson6463
    @tyronewilson6463 Před 8 měsíci +6

    That New England punt had a surrender index of ~40 which is 98th percentile since the start of reliable play by play data in 1998.

  • @absalonpedraza1339
    @absalonpedraza1339 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I loved the part when you make fun of Scooter's Cowboys ranting

  • @boyscouts83712
    @boyscouts83712 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Making the Miami Hurricanes 🌀 vs Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets game the Lolcow of the week is the best thing ever!

  • @declanssportsdesk
    @declanssportsdesk Před 8 měsíci +9

    We all came here to laugh at Mario Cristobal and the Miami Hurricanes.

  • @ThatRedHusky
    @ThatRedHusky Před 8 měsíci +7

    Just a random stat line: Before the dolphins giants game, the fins have been averaging 511 total yds/g. It went UP after.

  • @giothed00d
    @giothed00d Před 8 měsíci +9

    I’ll never stop loving how you play Hotline Miami during the Dolphins games 🐔

  • @KevinCruz-pu2ue
    @KevinCruz-pu2ue Před 8 měsíci +9

    It's been five days and I'm still laughing about that Miami and Georgia Tech game. It's not just the fumble, it's the winning TD on blown coverage instead of a hail mary.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Před 7 měsíci

      Man I'm not a college football fan but fuck how did that happen this might actually be worse then the miracle at the meadowlands let that sink in

  • @williamdavis2960
    @williamdavis2960 Před 8 měsíci +17

    Yeah, I'm a Ravens fan, and all I can say is we always find new and very painful ways to lose games. Only team that can easily beat us is ourselves...

    • @19fable
      @19fable Před 8 měsíci

      It’s like Baltimore itself full of nothing but shit

    • @jmrgg3669
      @jmrgg3669 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Well, it's a good thing some CBS stations decided to change the original game in the West Coast from a Patriot Blowout into your game which while it was an L, it was still more competitive than New Orleans' Domination.

  • @noahhood4794
    @noahhood4794 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Favorite 25 minutes of the week.

  • @blisshyatt6350
    @blisshyatt6350 Před 8 měsíci +7

    The NFL week isn't over until a new episode of sportsball comes out. Keep em coming forever

  • @zacharyhelton8627
    @zacharyhelton8627 Před 8 měsíci +13

    It’s always a great day when a new video is uploaded!!! Great content!

  • @grandassassin24
    @grandassassin24 Před 8 měsíci +9

    As a Niners fan I love how short our recaps are this season😂basically just “the Niners are amazing…next” every week🤣

  • @GG-mk5fd
    @GG-mk5fd Před 8 měsíci +23

    0:00 Intro
    0:37 Washington vs Chicago (Washington forgets how to play)
    1:35 Buffalo vs Jacksonsville (No tea and crumpets for Buffalo)
    2:34 New orleans vs New england (Brady was more important)
    3:45 Carolina vs Detroit
    4:40 Giants vs Miami (Daniel Jones plays great for the dolphins)
    5:56 Jonathan taylor (realizes his value as a rb is only a bag of popcorn)
    6:53 Tennessee vs Indy (Richardson is glass)
    8:30 Houston vs Atlanta
    10:13 Baltimore vs Pittsburgh (Pickett remembers how to play football on the final drive)
    13:14 Cincy vs Ariona
    14:10 Philadelphia vs Rams
    15:05 Jets vs Denver (TANK BOWL)
    16:48 KC vs Minnesota (Refs still suck)
    18:29 Dallas vs San fran (cowgirls forget how to play football)
    19:14 Green bay vs Las vegas (Josh mcdaniels survives another week)
    21:32 (Urban meyer would do better as the head coach of Miami)
    22:50 The bell tolls for the fallen
    24:00: ending (kittle remembers that he can be a top 5 te)

    • @thekingbarrelmaker7642
      @thekingbarrelmaker7642 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Baltimore vs. Pittsburgh: Ravens completely implode and hand the Steelers victory by deus ex machina.
      There, fixed it for you.

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac Před 8 měsíci

      19:14 actually probably not, Mark Davis while watching the game apparently said "What an asshole" when McDaniels forgot how to do Time management.

  • @spencerabdo5144
    @spencerabdo5144 Před 8 měsíci +11

    As a Niner’s fan… I’ve been looking forward to this.

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 8 měsíci +2

      From a Seahawks fan, your team looks excellent so far.
      They play the team that has forced the most punts so far this season next week.

    • @PA_Sword
      @PA_Sword Před 8 měsíci +1

      We all were. It was worth the wait.

    • @ryanahr2267
      @ryanahr2267 Před 8 měsíci

      Just wait until tomorrow's Click Bait. Scooter's gonna get it in the teeth from start to finish of that stream.

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@ryanahr2267I’d take it he thought his team could handle San Fran.

    • @ryanahr2267
      @ryanahr2267 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@fortynights1513 Oh yeah. Scooter is like the store brand version of Stephen A. Smith. Dude is a bandwagon Cowboys fan and completely insufferable. Tree, the other Click Bait guys and the folks watching the stream will be dunking on him hard :P

  • @nintendo8127
    @nintendo8127 Před 8 měsíci +8

    The only reason the Miami (FL) play is not the worst play in football history? Baylor-UNLV 1999 existed. I think that was UNLV’s only win if the year, and it happened because Baylor should have kneed, but they didn’t. And UNLV had a 99-yard fumble recovery for a TD.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Před 7 měsíci

      Another shout was The Kick 6
      2013 Iron Bowl Alabama @ Auburn
      Last play of the game tied score Alabama goes for a field goal to try and win it ball falls short and Chris Davis runs it back 109 yards for a TD a play that would become known as The Kick 6

    • @IBangedUrMom69420
      @IBangedUrMom69420 Před 7 měsíci

      @@kurtpunchesthings2411Well that’s not a bad play, that’s just basic football. You have the chance to win the game right there you go for it, they just ended up suffering the worst case scenario.

  • @iamionscat9035
    @iamionscat9035 Před 8 měsíci +2

    THANK YOU Tree! I appreciate all your hard work to entertain us. It's a nice cheer up at the end of every Wednesday.

  • @jackhanley8174
    @jackhanley8174 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Tree, the segment at 5:57 has to be one of my all time favorites of yours. As soon as I heard the music the yacht rock enthusiast in me started rolling on the floor laughing

  • @Scott_Dunbar_II
    @Scott_Dunbar_II Před 8 měsíci +4

    Pats fan here, my favorite team may be in the shitter for the time being (to probably every other team fans' delight), but Tree's Sportsball vids will always entertain me. Thank you sir.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 8 měsíci

      It’s so weird being actually bad…if I wasn’t also a Pirates fan I’m not sure I’d be dealing with this as well 😂

    • @Zelinkokitsune
      @Zelinkokitsune Před 8 měsíci

      Back to Pre-Bledsoe era Patriots. If anything it's a question of "Is this some sort of advanced tanking or do they just suck this bad?" as it's just universal collapse.

  • @TheGuyinHi
    @TheGuyinHi Před 8 měsíci +3

    Thank you for putting calling both games back in!

  • @deemariedubois4916
    @deemariedubois4916 Před 8 měsíci +2

    When I was pre-teenish my bedroom walls were decorated with pics of football players. I had a poster of Dick Butkus one of my favorite all time players. Rest In Peace Dick Butkus, you have earned this period of repose.

  • @trevorm751
    @trevorm751 Před 8 měsíci +2

    On the ravens fourth down call: the center is only supposed to snap the ball if someone jumps offside. The center saw movement but the defender never jumped, so it is entirely on the center

    • @brendan9868
      @brendan9868 Před 8 měsíci

      Kids also in his second year, bound to make some fuck ups. But yeah Harbaugh clearly had no intention of running a play there so can’t really put all the blame on him.

  • @stuyfly
    @stuyfly Před 8 měsíci +11

    This season can only be described as bad coaching bailed out by players.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 8 měsíci +4

      In the Pats situation, good coaching (or what would be) has been undone by horrible roster-construction…and it’s the same person responsible for both!

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@warlordofbritanniaErgo: Belichick shouldn’t be wearing both hats anymore

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@fortynights1513
      The fact that he’s still an HC at 73 should be enough for his pride to let go of the GM position…I hope

  • @DHCNetwork06
    @DHCNetwork06 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I'll never get tired of the Intro. Are you kidding me! And I'm calling both games are my favorites. 😂

  • @Kyeuss
    @Kyeuss Před 8 měsíci +1

    I’m high af watching this rn and I really appreciate how much effort and genuine love of football that you put into these videos. It’s become a regular part of my week. Good shit bro I’m going to buy your coffee

  • @menta1case182
    @menta1case182 Před 8 měsíci

    I am always on the edge of my seat every week waiting for these videos. Well done!

  • @johnenigma8506
    @johnenigma8506 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Let me add another thing, I'm on Belichick where Tree was on Big Ben a few years back. Bill Belicheck is going to get the golden jacket in Canton. His legacy is more than secured regardless of how you feel about him. But if he is the head coach after this season, we might as well write off next year. The longer he is there, he will now be an albatross on The Patriots. Greatest head coach for the Patriots and it's been an amazing ride that never be matched in my lifetime, but all great things must come to an end.

  • @eliasmathew797
    @eliasmathew797 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Heck yeah we did it for Dick! He was the definition of “Bears Football,” and he will be missed. Rest easy big man!

  • @Mbdxwwe18
    @Mbdxwwe18 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Feels good to watch sports ball and your team won

  • @nelsonroberts3668
    @nelsonroberts3668 Před 8 měsíci

    Needed this tree keep up the great work!

  • @HenryT316
    @HenryT316 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I had my bears pegged for 0-17 when the news came out of The Original Monster of the Midway's death I knew we were going 1-16. Rest Easy LEGEND. Bear Down but never forgotten

  • @evanelston105
    @evanelston105 Před 8 měsíci +3

    The best part about the Georgia Tech / Miami game is that Bo Nix has been in college longer than Georgia Tech has been throwing the ball and they still marched 74 yards in half a minute to win

  • @JBFoster66
    @JBFoster66 Před 8 měsíci

    I can’t tell you how many times I check CZcams just waiting for this every Wednesday. You and Perna my gotos!

  • @TheWillisShow
    @TheWillisShow Před 8 měsíci +2

    Until I hear “I’m calling both games!”, the NFL week isn’t over!

  • @voltingmaster5458
    @voltingmaster5458 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I Laughed so hard at Little Mac Getting Double Crossed By Doc Louis!

  • @SirDawkster
    @SirDawkster Před 8 měsíci +8

    Just a hunch, but I think Seattle won the Russell Wilson trade.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 8 měsíci

      I think everyone expected that to be true in the long-term…but no one outside of Pete Carroll thought it would be the short term too

  • @Shadowvssony
    @Shadowvssony Před 8 měsíci

    Really needed a laugh after the weekend I had, thanks for giving it Tree

  • @DragoReborn7
    @DragoReborn7 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Love these videos! Got to meet Mr Tree in real life and he destroyed my rib cage with a metal pipe for being a Washington fan!

  • @matthewlumsden3723
    @matthewlumsden3723 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Hope you make Radiers vs Patriots a Tank Bowl next week, just so the pats can win something this season

  • @RTHoov
    @RTHoov Před 8 měsíci +4

    Benchwarmer Brew: The coffee you'll need, if only to down the agony of seeing Taylor Swift in the stands for yet another week.

  • @mason_lochten057
    @mason_lochten057 Před 8 měsíci

    Thank you tree, I’ve been going through a tough break up and this really helps, love your videos man

  • @josephvogl7834
    @josephvogl7834 Před 8 měsíci

    I am always looking forward to this week in sportsball!

  • @Bbknuckles
    @Bbknuckles Před 8 měsíci +3

    I never clicked on a video so fast! Go niners 🙌🏽

  • @redacted6650
    @redacted6650 Před 8 měsíci +3

    First hour gang?

  • @maxsmith8475
    @maxsmith8475 Před 7 měsíci +1

    It truly isn’t a good week until we hear “I’M CALLING BOTH GAMES!” On sportsball

  • @pyro40109
    @pyro40109 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Love the Hotline Miami OST playing during the Dolphin’s segment! Hahaha, reminds me how your channel originally started as a gaming channel.

  • @mytwosense9135
    @mytwosense9135 Před 8 měsíci +5

    At least Tree is honest about his Squealers. That fanbase is convinced that they 'earnt' that win and the drops had NOTHING to do with it 😂😂😂😂
    Some of em were even claiming Pickett outplayed Lamar.
    Fucking Yinzers man 😂😂

    • @brendan9868
      @brendan9868 Před 8 měsíci

      Delusion for anyone to think Lamar was outplayed there. Man had a great game passing wise, receivers just failed him hard. Only thing you could really slap on him was that interception.
      Besides that though he was dropping absolute dimes to his receivers and they just couldn’t catch them. Not much more you can do as a quarterback, had they just been reeling them in it would’ve been a blow out.

  • @cameron_o
    @cameron_o Před 8 měsíci

    I love the music choice at 4:40, it's not often I hear a song I know on this channel - Thank you

  • @nightmare348
    @nightmare348 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Awh yeah, the next week of Sportsball :>

  • @Zahenny
    @Zahenny Před 7 měsíci +1

    never EVER get rid of "im calling both games"

  • @Pizzamann34
    @Pizzamann34 Před 8 měsíci +2

    “When Dick Butkus used to hit people, he didn’t try to put them in the hospital, he was gonna send you to the cemetery”
    -Deacon Jones

  • @danc2426
    @danc2426 Před 8 měsíci

    This is my fav sports video…keep them coming ! Accurate, hilarious and Aberdeen Angus balls tough !

  • @patrickmorrissey2271
    @patrickmorrissey2271 Před 8 měsíci

    "I'm always open" worked into the intro sound package.... Heh heh heh!!!
    You're so sick, Tree... In the best possible way.... Great job Sir.

  • @neildonnelly6710
    @neildonnelly6710 Před 8 měsíci

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @jimc.goodfellas226
    @jimc.goodfellas226 Před 8 měsíci

    One of the must watch videos of the week

  • @grantkeihn7364
    @grantkeihn7364 Před 7 měsíci

    Love your vids man

  • @Xenoviel
    @Xenoviel Před 8 měsíci +1

    I have been eagerly waiting for this video since Steelers-Ravens on Sunday.

  • @kelvinbirch5641
    @kelvinbirch5641 Před 8 měsíci

    It's a beautiful thing to hear this show

  • @leethecomedian
    @leethecomedian Před 8 měsíci

    Rod Rust mention? Love it.

  • @iwoodrep11
    @iwoodrep11 Před 7 měsíci +1

    i love the commentary. especially when it comes to the steelers. pure gold! lmfao. keep doing the lord's work, good sir. godspeed!!!!
    we need more yinzer speak too! rofl. stillers ghanta super bowl! lmfao. makes me laugh every single time.

  • @godobibo
    @godobibo Před 8 měsíci +1

    The Rogers clip at the start still brings me down man 😭

  • @iamspeed403
    @iamspeed403 Před 8 měsíci +1

    “IM CALLING BOTH GAMES.”

  • @pittpens111
    @pittpens111 Před 8 měsíci

    Always good to hear Trees Myron Cope Impression…. Stillers to da Supa Bowl!!!

  • @db123OG
    @db123OG Před 8 měsíci

    I’m crying it’s so beautiful

  • @ColinButler-dq7pj
    @ColinButler-dq7pj Před 8 měsíci

    Thank you tree!

  • @ItsAlpacaMan
    @ItsAlpacaMan Před 8 měsíci

    Love the music