I can't even! My favorite quotes: Jackie: "I did cover the scars." lol Next quote was in regards to contouring Roseannes jaw line. Jackie: I'm just wondering whether we should go with a dark brown or full on black."Jackie: "It doesn't matter!" lol Jackie: "Now let's slap some grease paint on this mess!" lol This and countless others. Simple and hysterically funny!
And she wrote jokes for an episode or two for Joan Rivers on Fashion Police! Apparently Joan wanted Jackie and her manager to meet her alone at her house, rather than the E! Studio offices in LA. Jackie said most of the shit they came up with could never be aired publicly! I wouldn’t expect anything less!
If I want a good laugh... I watch this. Jackie's body language ... when ...just slightly, bends his knees at the right moments...The whole thing cracks me up.. Love ya
Roseanne should write a series SHE an owner of a small club that's going under so she takes a silent partner in the business. An thwy start doing drag acts. An it becomes successful it be hilarious full of drama.. Fun hatred emotional drag Queens. The holl works. It be a hit.. I'm telling you... An Jackie could be her silent partner to bail her out. An they become friends over time.. That Would be hilarious... My idea remember that...
What happened to this Roseanne? While she has never been a "looker", she conveyed humanity and even sanity in this clip. Even if she pulled off her best acting performance in a lifetime, she couldn't do that today!
This was before she went cuckoo? I mean Roseanne- we already know the Lady Jackie Beat is one strap short of a Str8 Jacket! And if it was I’m sure this situation contributed to Roseanne’s insanity. lol
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We are approaching the 10 year anniversary of this Masterpiece. I can literally recite it word for word
This was filmed in 2006 but was uploaded in 2013 on CZcams
Masterpiece is the right word. I watch it every few months and it never, ever gets old. The whole 2 days....tomorrow...of sobriety is 🫠
I’ve watched this so many times
“How long have you been sober?” “Two days…tomorrow will be two days” ICONIC “everybody has that…when they drink”
I can't even! My favorite quotes: Jackie: "I did cover the scars." lol Next quote was in regards to contouring Roseannes jaw line. Jackie: I'm just wondering whether we should go with a dark brown or full on black."Jackie: "It doesn't matter!" lol Jackie: "Now let's slap some grease paint on this mess!" lol This and countless others. Simple and hysterically funny!
"Cant work on your face when you're yappin"
A hidden gem honestly
All improvised! Roseanne's reactions are real
I’ve seen this so many times and it still makes me laugh!
2:55 where Jackie says "let me see" and looks in the mirror with Rosanne and just start touching herself up. BWHAHAHA genius.
When I sit down to do my makeup I always say "now let's slap some grease paint on this mess" thanks to this 🤣🤣💄
Even Roseanne lost it for a second at that line. So hilarious.
Me too! 😂
Interesting herstory: Jackie Beat is a well-known comedy writer and wrote Roseanne's bit for her roast.
And she wrote jokes for an episode or two for Joan Rivers on Fashion Police! Apparently Joan wanted Jackie and her manager to meet her alone at her house, rather than the E! Studio offices in LA. Jackie said most of the shit they came up with could never be aired publicly! I wouldn’t expect anything less!
2 days.... tomorrow....LOL!!!!!
If I want a good laugh... I watch this. Jackie's body language ... when ...just slightly, bends his knees at the right moments...The whole thing cracks me up.. Love ya
Literally a comedic genius. This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Forever on loop in my heart and head.
Jackie Beat is a fucking comedic genius.
She wrote a lot for Roseanne and Joan. She’s incredible!
Probably the funniest person alive. Why doesn't she have her own show?! Is Ru afraid of having her on RDR?
My favorite quote is “It’s not about you, or AA”. For some reason that runs through my mind every week.
Let's slap some grease-paint on this mess
Sasha Belle really improved.
Angel Belau oh my god I just said the same thing without seeing your comment lmao glad I'm not the only one
The shaaaaade
I love how even Roseanne can't hold in the laughter at "let's slap some greasepaint on this mess"
I love Jackie! Lmao
Perhaps that could be your next book ... "I don't mean to be rude" 😂
Ryan N. Keene I’m just here to look good for MY SHOW
Maybe you were just born that way lmaoooooo
Irony and Ivory sent me here and I’m so glad they did!
This was the best 6 minutes
damn! thank you for that gem
This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen or heard ❤️😂😂😂😂I just got in recovery two days ago!
Oh I hate recovery
@@crlewis i do too
“Can I get a good look at that area”
😅😅😅😅
“You’d stop payment on the check… faster than you can say cirquedusoliel” 😂
Now lets slap some grease paint on this mess!!!! ICONIC
YOU BETTER DO IT! Make America laugh.
pause to remember her name..
LADY. 😂
you can tell they really like each others talent probably watched this 20 times over last few years has this been edited I remember it being longer
Oh my gosh. This is awesome! Thank you for the giggles!
I'm here because of Very Delta. Thank you.
🔸🔸🔸same🔸🔸🔸
which episode of vera delta??? someone please tell me or I will have a major breakdown.
“Let me get a good look at that area...”
Derick Schultz like Jackie is surveying a
🚧 construction site 🚧
Like it's a bomb site
I'm not quite sure why, but I just love, love love Roseanne!
And I wish her all the happiness in the world!
Thank you so much!!!;
the acting is perfection, you already knew each other
me doing my grandmas makeup only she would say i still put too much
So good
I'm so proud of Jackie Beat, I remember how she looked at the original Wigstock,,, she's come a looonngg way!!💋
I love it!!
Iconic
omg hahaha i can't stop the tears
This is gold!!!
Jackie😂 my Gwad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Jackie. 😂
EVERYBODY has that. . .
WHEN THEY DRINK! OMG!
Everyone has it…when they drink.
"You said natural"
I LOVE JACKIE
Hey queen!!! That's where I came from. Well 'look at huh'. Love Jackie!!
"I covered the scars" lol
This was hilarious!!
Nothing better than this!
After learning Jackie worked with Roseanne I had to fine something. This is hilarious.
All of this is ad-libbed, btw.
This was the best! LOL I love Roseanne!
This is my asmr
I did cover the scars lol
LOLOLOL LOVE THIS
This was so funny. What is this from?
It’s not about you it’s not about AA and any other shit it’s about me
This is hilarious
The scar bit 😭 akways gets me
Your kinda what do you call it OUTGOING
...I hate that
i love Jackie
Freakin' hilarious.
For a second I thought this was Sasha Belle.
Flazé Da ugly comment.....
These 2 work so well with each other we got a icon roseanne an drag star Jackie. An this was ad-lib.. So funny
LMFAO
I did cover the scars…. 😂😂
“SHHHHHH!!! C’mon. 🤣
LMAO this is hilarious.
Rosanne looks great
I like Jackie’s make up here.
I love you Roseanne!
😂😂😂😂😂⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏✔✔💯💙💙 give me life!
You said natural 😕
‘Look at me, right here. UGH!
NO! It looks good!
I can fix that’!
“I can fix that”
nice to laugh
Love love love Roseanne
Im in Love with Jackie Beat, seriously. And I adore Roseanne.
Roseanne did say natural
Was this real lol?
WTFWT
despite the scandal she faced now. I really loved her. My hate for her might escalate quite, but I can't deny that she is an amazing comedienne.
Is this real? 😂😂😂😂
Me whenever I see some sexy dude in sweatpants...2:05
😂
what the fuck!!! so random!!! but how funny was that????
This is particularly enjoyable after her last special. After the cancellation. Oooo boy she went off the rails. 😂
Now she probably thinks you drink baby blood Jackie 😂
Roseanne before her mind turned to mush.
God how far that old battleaxe has fallen.
Hey, don't be rude about Jackie!
Shave your pits.
Sad her and Jackie Beat had a falling out....
Did they really? Too bad. Probably over some stupid political BS!
YES JACKIE BEAT GOT TDS and ROSEANNE woke up.
@@thaliarubio4087 And now Roseanne was fired from her own show and Trump has been indicted. 😂
Roseanne should write a series
SHE an owner of a small club that's going under so she takes a silent partner in the business. An thwy start doing drag acts. An it becomes successful it be hilarious full of drama.. Fun hatred emotional drag Queens. The holl works. It be a hit.. I'm telling you... An Jackie could be her silent partner to bail her out. An they become friends over time.. That Would be hilarious... My idea remember that...
Yes yes yes
MK Ultra !
Roseanne 's reactions are what's funny. Jackie Beat is over the top begging for laughs BUT Roseanne does the heavy lifting in this scene.
They’re both very funny and make the sketch work. Why compare them honey? It’s a team effort.
This is hilarious and I (used to) love Roseanne but I have to say she does not look good with blonde hair…at all. 😬
What happened to this Roseanne? While she has never been a "looker", she conveyed humanity and even sanity in this clip. Even if she pulled off her best acting performance in a lifetime, she couldn't do that today!
Over the top super sensitive social media warriors happened.
@@againstthepods4316 It's not over the top SMW's, it's the moronic right and their mental health and cult.
This was before she went cuckoo? I mean Roseanne- we already know the Lady Jackie Beat is one strap short of a Str8 Jacket! And if it was I’m sure this situation contributed to Roseanne’s insanity. lol
That freak in the wig . . . is frightening.
Don't talk bout my Roseanne like dat
Happy Gay Conservative hey!!! That 'freak' has a name!! It's roaseanne!!
miss mex
I'm talking about the drag queen, not Rosie!
+Happy Gay Conservative That was the joke, dumbass.
Jackie Beat is just bitter, mean bitter.
YEAH SHE HAS A BAD CASE OF tds
k.a. Trump Derangement Syndrome or Trump Delusion Syndrome. The inability to find fault with Trump due to the fact that you voted for him in 2016. Also see: Cognitive Dissonance and Confirmation Bias.
(Original version posted by streetlightserenader but deleted by some butthurt sufferer of TDS.)
Mike is disconnected from reality and plans to double-down on Trump in 2020; the TDS is strong in this one.