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Komentáře • 246

  • @sakinapdf
    @sakinapdf Před 2 lety +290

    i want them to name their kids Callum & Polly. Whenever they need to call both of them they’ll just go “calpol” and be reminded of their good old days 😂

  • @stephenbuckley5818
    @stephenbuckley5818 Před 2 lety +47

    He asks the questions that most are afraid to ask no filter 😂😂

  • @FozzQuaker
    @FozzQuaker Před rokem +121

    His crowd work is on point...
    Seen him a few times now, and he can captivate a room better than most people...
    Great comedian, Great Host, Great Comedy Club

    • @Maradnus
      @Maradnus Před rokem +2

      this is what its like going out with scouscers xD I have a few mates that are just like him! its dreadful going out.

    • @trin.mal0ne
      @trin.mal0ne Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@Maradnushahahahahaha ❤❤❤❤

  • @GerLeahy
    @GerLeahy Před 2 lety +21

    This is the maddest thing I have ever heard someone in the audience of a stand up say

  • @thefreedomguyuk
    @thefreedomguyuk Před 2 lety +100

    Brilliant! Not only funny, but for once, genuine and honest interest in the person in the audience.

  • @concernedindividual7056
    @concernedindividual7056 Před rokem +28

    IMHO.
    One of the funniest comedy sets I have seen.
    Intuitive interactions, on the hoof questions, sarcasm hysterical laughter, sincerely interested.
    Absolutely comedy GOLD.

    • @joshcook6431
      @joshcook6431 Před 7 měsíci

      @theblackpainterdecorator5718bet your fun at parties

  • @bigfish1208
    @bigfish1208 Před rokem +10

    Who's here in 2023 wondering if the Calpol syringe worked.

  • @sunasuna7575
    @sunasuna7575 Před 2 lety +37

    Literally the funniest comedian on the channel. One of my favorites in the world

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side Před 2 lety +56

    That was so funny, Paul is brilliant, top notch comedy indeed!!

    • @sunasuna7575
      @sunasuna7575 Před 2 lety +2

      Funniest comedian ever

    • @liamquigley891
      @liamquigley891 Před rokem

      Wat a top notch pompous prick indeed!! 👏

    • @steec6713
      @steec6713 Před rokem

      ​@Suna Suna that's a stretch

    • @letni9506
      @letni9506 Před rokem

      ​@@sunasuna7575 funny but he's not a great comedian.
      Usually it goes,
      "What u do for a livin M8"
      Painter and decorator
      "Painter and decorator, foorkawwf'
      "Can you do me living room, mates rates"
      No
      "Foorkindikkkked"

  • @mikeruschoff7971
    @mikeruschoff7971 Před rokem +20

    Kudos to the lassies for beeing so well game here. Paul you set a new level for your own crowd work Standards. Thx for not letting go. Had to watch 3 times...love it

  • @djloopz56
    @djloopz56 Před rokem +13

    This is too funny! I need to catch a show but sit waaaay back 😂

  • @michaeldavies051185
    @michaeldavies051185 Před rokem +5

    *My head has officially fallen off, an I don't think I'm gonna find it. This is fucking tremendous 💯🤣🤣🤣*

  • @philipholland6989
    @philipholland6989 Před 2 lety +13

    One of the funniest things I've watched for years, legend

  • @daisymaisy4877
    @daisymaisy4877 Před 2 lety +6

    Omg thats such a amazing accent, it makes it funnier.

  • @CHE113A
    @CHE113A Před 2 lety +9

    Ahh
    One of The Best Yet!! 😂
    I'm dead!😭😂

  • @DanUCMan
    @DanUCMan Před rokem +3

    "What do you do mate?".
    How every Paul Smith joke starts.

    • @PWizz91
      @PWizz91 Před 7 měsíci +1

      It’s called crowd work fella, he’s the host at this club

  • @TezzaD78
    @TezzaD78 Před měsícem

    Its pauls giggle that kills it for me. A true funny legend

  • @simonmccluskey1635
    @simonmccluskey1635 Před 8 měsíci +2

    He is class fair play! So quick and witty! Brilliant 😂

  • @carlywaht
    @carlywaht Před rokem +40

    Why doesn’t this man have his own show on TV he’s hilarious 😂

    • @ericlackford6718
      @ericlackford6718 Před rokem +6

      What? Not a chance the woke shirt lifters and lovies would never put him on tv. I would, I think he's superb!

    • @carlywaht
      @carlywaht Před rokem

      @@ericlackford6718 fr mate I’m sick of this ‘woke’ generation it’s pathetic

    • @amc7004
      @amc7004 Před rokem

      What channel are ya thinking 😂

    • @ericlackford6718
      @ericlackford6718 Před rokem

      Channel 4.would be ok.

    • @carlywaht
      @carlywaht Před rokem +1

      @@ericlackford6718 get him on 8 cats does countdown he’d be so good on a show like that

  • @bobwatt2663
    @bobwatt2663 Před rokem

    Absolutely brilliant 👏👏

  • @sunasuna7575
    @sunasuna7575 Před 2 lety +11

    He’s so funny it’s insane 😂

  • @tc5290
    @tc5290 Před rokem +5

    All of the comedy shows I’ve watched on CZcams and Netflix and this guy is the first who gets subtitles by default… even the Hawaiians are optional lol

    • @tc5290
      @tc5290 Před rokem

      @@Sorbzski99 Irish lol

  • @jackgrimley5780
    @jackgrimley5780 Před 2 lety +2

    Yet again Brilliant.

  • @TheSvenysven
    @TheSvenysven Před 2 lety +1

    Bloody brilliant

  • @juliancunliffe7862
    @juliancunliffe7862 Před 2 lety +4

    Best one yet Paul. 🤣😂💣💣💥

  • @Checkmate025
    @Checkmate025 Před 2 lety +4

    What a time to be alive indeed..

  • @millinutz
    @millinutz Před 4 měsíci

    The Calpo Kid from Birkenhead... luv it !!

  • @LIG.M2
    @LIG.M2 Před 2 lety +2

    Paul Smith you living LEGEND 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sunasuna7575
    @sunasuna7575 Před 2 lety +2

    My absolute favorite comedian

  • @marciabowen3111
    @marciabowen3111 Před 6 měsíci

    😂😂crying laughing !!! Ur a star Paul.!!!

  • @ashleylatto7578
    @ashleylatto7578 Před 2 lety +1

    On 🔝 form 💥💥, can't wait to see you again

  • @yyh2023
    @yyh2023 Před rokem

    I'm cryingggg

  • @mellowr1
    @mellowr1 Před 19 dny

    BRILLIANT‼🤣

  • @julianfarnfield-sykes1372
    @julianfarnfield-sykes1372 Před 2 lety +12

    Paul must have hundreds of videos on here , this is currently number one by far !

    • @mrkh84
      @mrkh84 Před 2 lety

      Watch police raids comedy club 🤣🤣

    • @MrBollocks10
      @MrBollocks10 Před 2 lety

      It's all downhill?

  • @kieranmorton1139
    @kieranmorton1139 Před 2 lety

    This is my new favourite

  • @ascno1970
    @ascno1970 Před 10 měsíci

    That was hilarious , you couldnt write that !! 😂

  • @gingerrabbit6669
    @gingerrabbit6669 Před rokem

    First time seeing this guy, deffo goona look for more

  • @chazwalker7156
    @chazwalker7156 Před rokem +2

    Shringe Minge 😂🤣

  • @chickenclips
    @chickenclips Před 4 měsíci

    lads banter is through the stratosphere.

  • @benlacasse1032
    @benlacasse1032 Před rokem

    CRAZY AZ HELL P KILLIN IT THX FFS FUNNY MAN...LOL

  • @jackiesmith4153
    @jackiesmith4153 Před 2 lety

    Absolute class

  • @Bailey03_C
    @Bailey03_C Před 2 lety +1

    Went n got married himself in about the same time frame hahahahahahahaah class

  • @MrJack501
    @MrJack501 Před 7 měsíci

    Best one ever.

  • @mattyg8132
    @mattyg8132 Před rokem

    This guys on another level legend

  • @dannyboyspain1
    @dannyboyspain1 Před 2 lety +7

    One word.... AWESOME

  • @DJ_Damo_
    @DJ_Damo_ Před rokem +2

    This guy is proper naturally funny 😄

  • @davidpatterson4309
    @davidpatterson4309 Před 2 lety +4

    Conceived by Calpol syringe well thats a fucking first 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimbeam7176
    @jimbeam7176 Před 2 lety +4

    F*cking star my sides are still hurting from the laughter

  • @Martin-id4xp
    @Martin-id4xp Před 2 lety +3

    Brilliant 👏👏🤣🤣

  • @Karen-rp3ri
    @Karen-rp3ri Před 6 měsíci

    Call it calpol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Diamondgee80
    @Diamondgee80 Před 2 lety

    "I'll plate ya" 🤣

  • @patocallaghan3648
    @patocallaghan3648 Před rokem

    Paul’s the man

  • @Medwaypvb
    @Medwaypvb Před rokem +5

    Why are the subtitles censored, but not the audio? Are Deaf people not allowed to swear? 🤔

  • @TheRobbob2010
    @TheRobbob2010 Před 7 měsíci

    Brilliant comedy 😂

  • @Luvtravels
    @Luvtravels Před 2 lety +3

    So funny 🤣🤣

  • @sunasuna7575
    @sunasuna7575 Před 2 lety

    My favorite comedian

  • @stiffywatson2
    @stiffywatson2 Před 2 lety +2

    I’m glad he enjoyed himself.

  • @trin.mal0ne
    @trin.mal0ne Před 4 měsíci

    AHHAHA YOUR HEAD HAS TAKEN RIGHT OFF MATE HAHAHA

  • @kieranarcher3601
    @kieranarcher3601 Před 2 lety +1

    call it Calpol hahahaha

    • @andrewdaley3081
      @andrewdaley3081 Před 2 lety +1

      But never shout come here calpol🇬🇧👍😂🤣

  • @Mineratron
    @Mineratron Před 2 lety +3

    Funniest clip yet…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamestaylor8371
    @jamestaylor8371 Před rokem +1

    If you want a giggle switch the cc on and watch how it handles Scouse

  • @user-yi6zm4pz9b
    @user-yi6zm4pz9b Před 3 měsíci

    That was so funny

  • @AO-LetsGo-
    @AO-LetsGo- Před 2 lety +1

    Paul’s been on the steds! Go on lad

    • @evisuguymarc
      @evisuguymarc Před 2 lety

      Why's he got his arm on cling film lol obvs tatt but Ur not meant keep o. Hours after

  • @DruGunnersVR
    @DruGunnersVR Před rokem

    I went to a comedy club and at the end they started passing a cup around 😆

  • @apostolalexandru
    @apostolalexandru Před 8 měsíci

    Savage 😂 respect ❤

  • @bandk2000
    @bandk2000 Před 2 lety +6

    This came up as recommended. I am still laughing 20minutes later, why have I not heard of him?

  • @sunasuna7575
    @sunasuna7575 Před 2 lety +2

    Best comedian on the channel

  • @bryden72
    @bryden72 Před 5 měsíci

    Dear gods 😂😂😂😂

  • @merc500kin
    @merc500kin Před rokem

    Sooooo funny...pmsl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @arlaman9208
    @arlaman9208 Před 9 měsíci

    😂 howlin funny as fook

  • @lorrainegilbert7886
    @lorrainegilbert7886 Před rokem

    Omg never laughed so much 🤣

  • @johnsilverchain92
    @johnsilverchain92 Před 2 měsíci

    when does the comedy start?

  • @ebikeoutdoors
    @ebikeoutdoors Před 2 lety +3

    I am never going to give my granddaughter calpol again with out thinking about that story next time she can have it on a spoon

  • @Pk-fi5hq
    @Pk-fi5hq Před 11 dny

    Got to call the baby cal

  • @markmcdonald5681
    @markmcdonald5681 Před rokem +1

    I wonder if they had the wain

  • @jok3rsmoker619
    @jok3rsmoker619 Před 2 lety +2

    😅😂😅😂😅😂 I’m literally crying with laughter

  • @ladsgonefishing1251
    @ladsgonefishing1251 Před 2 lety +3

    They will be gutted when they have a half backwards baby 4 shades of white and brown that smells of calpol 😂😂😂😂

  • @deanhendry7485
    @deanhendry7485 Před 2 lety +1

    To funny 🤣🤣

  • @SuperBettyswollocks
    @SuperBettyswollocks Před 6 měsíci +1

    Mummy, where do babies come from
    Well... Once upon a time mummy went to B&M..

  • @SA77888
    @SA77888 Před 2 lety +4

    5:25 He says the most terrible things.......but they are things we either agree with or can identify with.

  • @daveyjohns
    @daveyjohns Před 10 měsíci

    just watched this and the advert that comes on at the end is, CALPOL! ffs

  • @finbarscanlonwolf
    @finbarscanlonwolf Před 7 měsíci

    Considering what Calpol looks like, that's going to be interesting giving it to the baby 🤣🤣

  • @dc8236
    @dc8236 Před 2 lety +2

    Is a boy call him Callum Paul then surname so CalPaul hahahaha

  • @treecutter1806
    @treecutter1806 Před 5 měsíci

    Black market😂 is that an Easter egg to say it’s a black baby 😂😂

  • @williebauld1007
    @williebauld1007 Před 2 lety

    Just 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jonhepworth8605
    @jonhepworth8605 Před 2 lety +1

    Crying

  • @jamiesmith9983
    @jamiesmith9983 Před 11 měsíci

    Just so everyone knows wee cal Paul smith is doing great 🎉

  • @jamiecummings9666
    @jamiecummings9666 Před 5 měsíci

    I wish he asked how much she paid for spunk. I'm skint 😂😂😂😂

  • @willray5559
    @willray5559 Před rokem +1

    Funniest shit ever and to top it off when the video finnished there was an advert for calpol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nickculton1671
    @nickculton1671 Před 2 lety

    when did he get the Turkish teeth fitted?

  • @Fooknose88
    @Fooknose88 Před rokem

    “Your as close as a lesbian can be to a nonse l”ol 😂

  • @spongebob7258
    @spongebob7258 Před 2 lety +8

    Sleeves and teeth lookin good 👍🏻

    • @bigchin4962
      @bigchin4962 Před 2 lety +1

      reckon he should of sacked them turkey teeth off

    • @cent1989
      @cent1989 Před 2 lety

      @@bigchin4962 ha nah they look boss

    • @bigchin4962
      @bigchin4962 Před 2 lety

      @@cent1989 I dunno bro, but as long as my mans happy.

    • @cent1989
      @cent1989 Před 2 lety

      @@bigchin4962 yer man. Anyway go get a chin reduction 😆

    • @bigchin4962
      @bigchin4962 Před 2 lety

      @@cent1989 Can't mate, the ladies love a bit of big chin haha

  • @Lio0909
    @Lio0909 Před 9 měsíci

    I’m French but this guy is really funny ….

  • @nadiablack4797
    @nadiablack4797 Před rokem

    What's plate you mean?

  • @MrBollocks10
    @MrBollocks10 Před 2 lety

    COVID hates Xmas

  • @michaelgunning347
    @michaelgunning347 Před 10 měsíci

    Missed an opportunity
    Telling the kid
    Kid days crying ‘ no mammy not in my mouth ‘

  • @martinbeattie5026
    @martinbeattie5026 Před 7 měsíci

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @kylemoore2688
    @kylemoore2688 Před 2 lety

    Wtf 😂😂😂

  • @jakeblues5854
    @jakeblues5854 Před 2 lety +2

    Turkey based kids

  • @louiseshields2608
    @louiseshields2608 Před 2 lety +1

    Didn't realise calpol syringes were so versatile 😂😂😂😂😂