Reading OLD PUB JOKES😂 (Part 1)
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- čas přidán 9. 09. 2024
- David and Joe read out some jokes that you guys sent via patreon!
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Got any bread…? No!
Got any nails?
Barman - no
Duck - how bout bread?!
These eps are the highlight of my weeks
A great joke has the laughter when you hear the punchline but you are still smiling hours after when you think about it.
never stop these i beg you
this video should be renamed "David tells Joe some jokes, and Joe attemps one."
Another great ep, thanks guys! I had legitmately not heard a lot of these. Some amazing ones in there.
Lady with no legs winning the strawberry contest hahahaha
This is what you call, gold standard poddy entertainment. Beats all the other gazillion true crime nonsense. Keep it coming lads.
Another great one. I appreciate ya, players.
Kev's driving a van full of monkeys to the zoo. Halfway there, the van breaks down. He calls the AA but they tell him it's going to be hours before anyone can get to him...
So Kev's sat on the side of the motorway with his van full of monkeys, when he spots his mate Dave's van coming down the road towards him. He flags him down and asks him for a favour...
"Here Dave, I'll give you £500 to take these monkeys to the zoo for me!" Dave thinks about it for a minute, then agrees to do it.
A few hours later, Kev's sat still waiting for the AA when he spots Dave again. He flags him down again and notices that the monkeys are all still in the van...
"Hey Dave, I gave you £500 to take those monkeys to the zoo" Kev shouted.
"I did!" said Dave, "But we've got some change so now we're going to the pictures".
I’ve listened to this episode so many times, so f’ing good 🤣🤣
The anti-climax one is still making me laugh days later 😂
Laughter's definitely infectious!
Great vid👌
the joke eps have me howlin'
These eps make my day .. love a Friday joke episode 👍 love your work guys
This is absolutely classic 😂😂😂 love your work guys!
He nailed his beak to the bar
The 2 jokes at the end are killers
That Tony joke is so old lol
Clue is in the title of the video haha
Absolutely brilliant 😂
What do you call a man with no Shins? Wayne Ferris.
best ever!
Please please please keep doing the joke episodes
the Pope one >>
Great was to start the morning😘
Sorry about Chepstow, Andrew! ☔️🏴
I'm annoyed the pictures don't quite line up in the middle 😂
Will gossipmongers be back guys!!??
Hope not. It’s pony without Poppy
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel in his head? Douglas
Cheesy, old, day time jokes I know but still, Toe knee had me laughing. Great episodes as always, concept reminds me of gossip mongers pod. 20 min pick me ups, just what i need to cheer me up through the working week. Long may it continue
What do you call a man with car on his head.......jack
My god, shocked to see they're still doing this show. Has it improved since the early eps or is it still a shambles?
Both, that's why we love it
Duck walks into a bar.
Duck -‘Got any bread?’
Barman - ‘No’
Duck - ‘Got any bread?’
Barman - ‘No’,
Duck ‘Got any bread?’
Barman - ‘If you ask for bread one more time I’m gonna nail your fucking beak to the wall’
Duck ‘ You got any nails?’
Batman ‘No’
Duck - ‘Got any bread?’ 😂😂😂😂😂
The anti-climax one is still making me laugh days later 😂
Didn't get that one. The Dave one was amazing.