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  • @rashakhan7693
    @rashakhan7693 Před 2 lety +1076

    "Life does not wait until you're ready to jump." oh my God this hit me HARD. God.

    • @davidbautista7301
      @davidbautista7301 Před rokem +25

      Man I talking to this girl and I am wondering when the perfect time to tell her how I feel is! To be honest when I heard that line it as well hit my like a train!

    • @gwen9341
      @gwen9341 Před rokem +11

      @@davidbautista7301 there is no perfect time

    • @onethousandwords
      @onethousandwords Před rokem +13

      @@davidbautista7301 I hope you told her! The perfect time to tell anyone how you feel is when you feel it. Carpe diem, man. Life moves faster than you know.

    • @davidbautista7301
      @davidbautista7301 Před rokem +10

      @@onethousandwords Hello! I would like to update you as to how it all went! I had asked this women a while ago now since I posted my first comment and let’s just say it did not go as planned! We are still struggling to be friends and I think that God has put this woman in my life for a reason to teach that I have much to learn about how I approach and hold a conversation! I look back at the situation and get upset at how naive I was in the situation, but in the end I willing to accept that there is wisdom in having known her! She will likely never understand what it meant for me and what it still means to me to continue to wear the burden that I am still in a limbo where I am uncertain as to whether or not she knows that I only mean good things when I say I want to be the one good thing in her life amongst her relational issues even if that means I can only be her friend! It hurts to know that she cannot trust me as much as I would like, but again I must earn that trust and that’s only for her to decide! I was hurt and semi still am, and some days I despair at the likelihood of another opportunity like this one that may arise! However, as many people have noted, I should focused on the present and who I should want to become and when I don’t expect it this person may come to me!

    • @onethousandwords
      @onethousandwords Před rokem +8

      @@davidbautista7301 I hope it works out better next time, but be proud that you were able to put yourself out there. There's strength in that ability.

  • @n8cabbage49
    @n8cabbage49 Před rokem +484

    This is what a TedTalk would be like if done by a comedian. His ability to weave humor into his storytelling is wonderful. I haven't seen a lot of his standup yet, but I will be diving into more of it.

    • @Itsant33
      @Itsant33 Před rokem

      I mean, Maureen Langan who is a very talented comedian, did a ted talk

    • @iunanimous1983
      @iunanimous1983 Před rokem +5

      “Diving”

    • @gregraj
      @gregraj Před rokem +3

      He's a very funny comic. I discovered him in the last few months, and each set I have watched always left me giggling. 😂

    • @p3pable
      @p3pable Před rokem +1

      Diving i see what you did there

    • @htimsid
      @htimsid Před 9 měsíci

      Excellent comment!

  • @MyopicTurtle
    @MyopicTurtle Před rokem +361

    love how a solid fifth of the audience is looking at him with an "are you okay?" look.

  • @spoons923
    @spoons923 Před rokem +311

    I don't know if this is the saddest happy ending or the happiest sad ending I've ever seen but it ended and I have feelings

    • @inzaghiscornsalad7034
      @inzaghiscornsalad7034 Před rokem +15

      he's very happy with is current girlfriend so I guess everything that happened, happened for the better.

    • @sanchitagolder
      @sanchitagolder Před 11 měsíci +3

      @spoons923 you put it so perfectly well

  • @ZoeThomson00
    @ZoeThomson00 Před rokem +445

    Okay you make me laugh 99% of the time and the last twenty seconds was the 1% where you've made me cry. Beautifully said

  • @celestialasmr9624
    @celestialasmr9624 Před 2 lety +205

    This feels like a new brand of comedy and im so here for it

  • @VK_BeautifulLife
    @VK_BeautifulLife Před rokem +60

    I love your story Marco, you perfectly described the anxiety & overthinking we all go through when we have to commit to someone we love. But end up not doing it because of our own issues. Don't worry, you WILL find the love of your life just like Laura found hers.

  • @jessleduc77
    @jessleduc77 Před rokem +70

    Oof, that was the sucker punch I didn't need! Brilliant story telling.

  • @continuousself-improvement1879

    "wear bright neon things in case -insert outdoor sports accident here- happened they can find my body in the woods/sea/cliff" is also the kind of attitude I adopt when participating in outdoor sports.

  • @ParisInTheSpringtime999
    @ParisInTheSpringtime999 Před 6 měsíci +5

    God, that audience did not get Gianmarco until 3/4 of the way through. Apparently none of them had seen him before. I was so amazed at how I phased by their silence and non-reactions he was. He’s so sweet, funny and charming - and a gifted comedian - that he just brought them along.

  • @AshankMishra
    @AshankMishra Před 2 lety +41

    I've got existential crisis after watching this video🥲

  • @Thedilliwasi
    @Thedilliwasi Před 2 lety +66

    Man I absolutely loved you as a comic but now i love you as a person too.

  • @giuliagiuliana
    @giuliagiuliana Před rokem +45

    Kind of rude of you to make me teary eyed with no warning before. You Beautifully narrated it btw

  • @SoVidushi
    @SoVidushi Před 2 lety +150

    The storytelling in this was beautiful, and funny of course. Loved it!

  • @hasinisiriwardena5200
    @hasinisiriwardena5200 Před 11 měsíci +12

    A final line has never hit me harder than this one.

  • @emil139
    @emil139 Před 2 lety +321

    Hey man, I don't know if you read comments here (especially on older videos) but I just want to say that you're starting to become one of my favorite comedians, and I'm so glad I found out about you a couple of weeks ago. I've seen SO much comedy in my life that maybe I'm starting to become numb to it (kinda like seeing your 500th horror movie, you don't get as scared as you did the first time you saw one) so I barely even laugh these days when checking out a new Netflix special from some comedian. But everything about you is fenomenal - the energy, the delivery, timing, jokes, they way you speak, everything. Just hilarious, and it makes me so happy that a comedian can make me laugh again. And this story not only made me laugh, but it made me feel a lot of other things aswell. I will definitely follow your journey, I hope you do big things in life, keep grinding and you will get there for sure.
    Greetings from Sweden!

    • @fabri1314
      @fabri1314 Před rokem +1

      hello! I’m from Malmö, where yo you live?

  • @danatirrell2457
    @danatirrell2457 Před 26 dny +2

    The orange jumpsuit, is so that the hunters don’t shoot you on the way down.😂😂

  • @Dr.MikeGranato
    @Dr.MikeGranato Před 2 lety +49

    Make this man famous

  • @claudiobonifazi974
    @claudiobonifazi974 Před rokem +24

    Fuck, i came here to laugh not for crying. Great piece man!!!

  • @ghost.and.gills.
    @ghost.and.gills. Před rokem +14

    I was watching his comedy routines and now I’m crying. Love this guy

  • @GurpreetSingh-qy4oj
    @GurpreetSingh-qy4oj Před 2 lety +95

    U already were my inspiration but now u 've got my respects too...perfectly executed loved it❤

  • @Michael-Alexander
    @Michael-Alexander Před 2 lety +19

    No, this is beyond beautiful.

  • @mightyoak11111
    @mightyoak11111 Před 2 lety +32

    He gives me a Mike Burbiglia sort of vibe. Great story teller.

    • @joshl.8950
      @joshl.8950 Před 2 lety +2

      Johnathan Michael Burbiglaney

  • @vaty_vyas_
    @vaty_vyas_ Před rokem +12

    I can listen to this man for days and still would not get bored

  • @sarroumarbeu6810
    @sarroumarbeu6810 Před rokem +7

    Damn this guy has had his amazing storytelling/punchline making skills since the very beginning huh....what an icon

  • @callumdoherty7204
    @callumdoherty7204 Před 2 lety +54

    Great and ultimately touching set!

  • @CrabbyO
    @CrabbyO Před rokem +6

    That skydiving story makes me think I'm dating Gianmarco.😂🤣😂🥰

  • @sophotographie9797
    @sophotographie9797 Před měsícem

    I don't know how I'm supposed to go on about my night normally after hearing this

  • @kaipaschke7244
    @kaipaschke7244 Před rokem +8

    Damn, this hit different. Thanks for getting real like that, I know it’s not your norm, but it was of great value

  • @draconariusking8328
    @draconariusking8328 Před 2 lety +260

    This did not cure my depression

    • @akaTheologic
      @akaTheologic Před 2 lety +30

      Yet Through the guise of another's man's plight allotted a subtle respite from personal woes to run down the street with; the aftermath that followed laid bare the cold sting of a fervent moment grasped, and yet birthed a lifetime relinquished.

    • @suryachoudhary5878
      @suryachoudhary5878 Před 2 lety +10

      @@akaTheologic wow 😳 like dude be a poet like drop everything and be a poet

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY Před 2 lety +1

      Why

    • @emmalk13
      @emmalk13 Před 2 lety +3

      YEEEEES

    • @MictianHybris1
      @MictianHybris1 Před 2 lety

      Yeah mine neither screw this guy!

  • @weychul3034
    @weychul3034 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Your shorts kept popping in my instagram feed multiple times until I just decided to follow you a couple days ago. I've been binging a lot of your videos ever since and this one is my favorite so far.

  • @hamooon
    @hamooon Před 2 lety +42

    dude so cool. how come people don't know comedy can be like this

  • @moiGio
    @moiGio Před rokem +3

    Okay, I hate you right now. I came here to LAUGH.

    • @moiGio
      @moiGio Před rokem +1

      No cause.. 😭❤️
      I love you. Thanks for this.

  • @shouldnotbeprocrastinating1968

    You have glasses
    Edit: I didn't expect that nice cookie at the end. Thank you so much! Had tons of laughs. Also, I have decided to go skydiving before I go to Neverland.

  • @johndurham1757
    @johndurham1757 Před rokem +2

    Wow I needed to hear the end of that today. Thank you Gianmarco ❤

  • @lowe-quay-shush
    @lowe-quay-shush Před 10 měsíci +1

    That Old Adage: 'You Snooze, You Loose'.

  • @AcidRainbowSkies
    @AcidRainbowSkies Před 2 lety +11

    funny and emotional! 💔💕

  • @AWindy94
    @AWindy94 Před rokem +1

    I didn't know that I needed to hear this. Thank you.

  • @yaminiarora7734
    @yaminiarora7734 Před 2 lety +7

    This was brilliant!!

  • @karishma9731
    @karishma9731 Před rokem +2

    This was AMAZING!!

  • @Steepled
    @Steepled Před 15 dny

    This was an amazingly heartfelt talk

  • @blahblahblahEMILY
    @blahblahblahEMILY Před 4 měsíci

    i really love this, gianmarco

  • @LxghtSwxtch
    @LxghtSwxtch Před 3 měsíci

    This is hilarious, amd good job being funny and also not causing any heart attacks 😂😂 ❤ 👵🏼

  • @Chrysalis616
    @Chrysalis616 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Aw the ending is great ♥️

  • @dreamingunicorns5847
    @dreamingunicorns5847 Před 2 lety +5

    You're amazing! 💜

  • @ottodraws3256
    @ottodraws3256 Před rokem +3

    excellent plot bro, im so glad ur a writer, probably my favorite

  • @FriendlyHomie
    @FriendlyHomie Před 2 lety +3

    Wow that was amazing!

  • @boRegah
    @boRegah Před 6 měsíci

    This is very good stand up and you even improved more and more the last 3 years. Now you are an absolute banger comedian

  • @eastasia2888
    @eastasia2888 Před 2 lety +5

    This is sad! I am seriously crying! Bro! Whyyyy!!!!!

  • @JJ-fr2ki
    @JJ-fr2ki Před 4 měsíci +1

    This deserves more views.

  • @TheSamaa1997
    @TheSamaa1997 Před měsícem +1

    I came here for laughs now I got a sad ending and a good advice

  • @Dee-vq7op
    @Dee-vq7op Před rokem +1

    Maaaahnnnn! That hit hard!

  • @koransumant6270
    @koransumant6270 Před 2 lety +10

    what a fkn story my man

  • @nuna4077
    @nuna4077 Před rokem +1

    Wow. Amazing!!!

  • @God_Is_An_Atheist
    @God_Is_An_Atheist Před 7 měsíci +1

    That hit me harder than I expected, jfc.

  • @cherisefevrier3089
    @cherisefevrier3089 Před 2 lety +17

    anyone else needs a tissue ?

  • @sarroumarbeu6810
    @sarroumarbeu6810 Před rokem +1

    "life doesn't wait for you to be ready to jump" .....haha.... 😢

  • @CrabbyO
    @CrabbyO Před rokem +1

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again; "new favorite."
    Thank you, Gianmarco?❤
    Hey, why do I keep wanting to call you Giancarlo?🤔

  • @paddleduck5328
    @paddleduck5328 Před rokem +1

    Your other ones made me laugh. But…Love this one!

  • @emmadiecoole1793
    @emmadiecoole1793 Před rokem +1

    Brilliant!!!!

  • @Mozzarella-and-Tomato
    @Mozzarella-and-Tomato Před 7 měsíci

    Aaww love it

  • @prabhjottsinghh
    @prabhjottsinghh Před 2 lety +9

    Okay!
    WoW

  • @turnipgreen6280
    @turnipgreen6280 Před 2 lety +6

    Oh man this was so good. Shit

  • @smolapril
    @smolapril Před 3 měsíci

    I want to hug you so tightly and never let you go 🫂

  • @BusterNut
    @BusterNut Před rokem +1

    Damn... That hit too hard

  • @obcl8569
    @obcl8569 Před 2 lety +4

    ouch, my heart.

  • @STSF23
    @STSF23 Před 9 měsíci

    You’re one awesome human !

  • @hikikomori_3708
    @hikikomori_3708 Před rokem +1

    This dude is so fucking good at telling stories

  • @C.u.d.s
    @C.u.d.s Před rokem

    Damn. That ending though. This guy should start a podcast.

  • @missfeliss3628
    @missfeliss3628 Před 5 měsíci

    damn... gianmarco..... love him ....

  • @ChristineChern
    @ChristineChern Před rokem +1

    I don't know if you'll read this comment, but I hope you do... the other day I read your About on your CZcams and found it very pithy but also a bit suspect. I've seen clips of the skydiving story so many times, but then today I saw this, and I thought what a shame you have to whittle down what you really want to share with the world into bits to make a living - this version is much better than any I'd seen before. I hope you can find your way back and you get all the things you want in your career.

  • @rejanedalbello1770
    @rejanedalbello1770 Před 11 měsíci

    Beautiful story.

  • @joboncio
    @joboncio Před 2 lety +4

    Jesus, devastating ending haha

  • @lankyjuggler
    @lankyjuggler Před rokem +1

    Love seeing you also flourish in family friendly pieces. Hope to catch the rats inside me sometime

  • @rachelatwood9555
    @rachelatwood9555 Před 6 měsíci

    Gianmarco looks freakishly like a young Quentin Tarantino when he's in nerd gear

  • @guineapigtalks
    @guineapigtalks Před 2 lety +3

    Omg 🥺

  • @burntrosechick
    @burntrosechick Před rokem +29

    I love your comedy. But this gave me the kick in the pants I need. I'm going to visit my ex. We've been on again, off again because of valid life shit. And we still talk almost daily. We've been best friends longer than lovers but....face to face again when I can travel down to see them.....I'll admit there's no one else for me and jump one last time. No more waiting till this or that, ect.

    • @TG-jp3tc
      @TG-jp3tc Před rokem +5

      Shit dude, it's been 4 months. Give us an update.

    • @burntrosechick
      @burntrosechick Před rokem +6

      @@TG-jp3tc X'D
      Things went well. Not lifetime or hallmark well. But reality solid good. 👌

    • @karthikeyan020
      @karthikeyan020 Před rokem +1

      5 months have gone by. How is it now? Hope you are communicating well and improving.

    • @burntrosechick
      @burntrosechick Před rokem +2

      @@karthikeyan020 like usual life brings challenges. But we're still solid.

    • @AlonMoiseyev
      @AlonMoiseyev Před rokem +1

      Good for you, keep kickin

  • @cristinajonades8674
    @cristinajonades8674 Před 2 lety +4

    🔥🔥🔥

  • @MiracleWinchester
    @MiracleWinchester Před rokem +1

    Gianmarco, you clean up nice, my man.

  • @moshdee456
    @moshdee456 Před 2 lety +8

    What a guy!

  • @ZacharyReaper
    @ZacharyReaper Před 8 měsíci

    This took a sharp turn

  • @ivywells2731
    @ivywells2731 Před 3 lety +10

    Oh my god, wow

  • @emmaj8337
    @emmaj8337 Před rokem +1

    third time ive watched this today

  • @EthanRom
    @EthanRom Před rokem

    Sheesh what an ending

  • @jumokeogunsola9549
    @jumokeogunsola9549 Před rokem +1

    this made me wanna kms thank you i love every second of your sets

  • @cristinajonades8674
    @cristinajonades8674 Před 2 lety +3

    damn bro ơi now i sub to u

  • @jeelpatel06
    @jeelpatel06 Před 8 měsíci

    now i have to ship you w laura ramoso in my head

  • @j0rd33
    @j0rd33 Před rokem

    okay ted talk👏👏👏

  • @CrabbyO
    @CrabbyO Před rokem

    ...Told. Me. To. Tell. You..." what a bittersweet joke. 🥺

  • @khadijaayub155
    @khadijaayub155 Před rokem

    aagh. tough crowd

  • @YG-kk4ey
    @YG-kk4ey Před rokem

    Wow

  • @antiheroine3611
    @antiheroine3611 Před 2 lety +4

    But she was only meeting the new guy. Did our boy chicken out of asking after she didn't pick up for one night?

  • @trickwillis
    @trickwillis Před 2 lety +2

    Suicidal Aussie ProTandemister
    reality series drops on Peacock soon,
    heard each episode a celebrity jumps with him over the region they grew up (KD Lang in Banff, Charisse Theron in South Africa, Steve Harvey over Cleveland, etc)

  • @technicolourmyles
    @technicolourmyles Před rokem

    At 1:40 I thought he was trying to hit on the audience

  • @CrabbyO
    @CrabbyO Před rokem +3

    As a Christian, I knock on wood for good luck (pretty sure that's originally a Wicken practice), so a Jewish boy performing the sign of the cross REALLY speaks to me.❤😊

  • @skadoomosadi1411
    @skadoomosadi1411 Před rokem

    oh.

  • @ABRASILERA17
    @ABRASILERA17 Před rokem +2

    Damn, thats sad AF

  • @angelgilreath
    @angelgilreath Před rokem

    😢😢😢

  • @b_jeweled
    @b_jeweled Před měsícem

    😭

  • @jordandorado3334
    @jordandorado3334 Před rokem +1

    I genuinely think this is the saddest thing I’ve ever watched in my life despite the comedy sprinkled throughout.