OFFLINETV SEARCH AND RESCUE TRAINING ft. Fuslie
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Nice
i love how they gave michael a smaller gun after he murdered scarra
And then he grabbed the big gun again after realising the small gun did nothing XD
I'm sad they didn't use the Nerf Rival ones they have. Woulda hurt much more >:)
@@AquaAriaSachou oh yes
2.5k likes and a heart from otv?! thanks y’all
@@AquaAriaSachou The reason they didn’t get the rivals it’s because Michael might snatch it and would’ve gone on the murder spree with that gun
"kill or be killed"
michael: kills the patient
fuslie: you get a D for that
*surprised pikachu face*
Deez nutz
" wait, what"
*confused screaming*
Wait, no, he's got a point
Everyone's playing search and rescue, *while Michael is actually playing search and destroy*
lol
*Let's roll.*
12:38 Scarra: *"Try the Sicilian opening?"*
dudes so lost on the pattern hes throwing out chess openings now lmao
Lmfao
Why did this kill me, somethings wrong with me🤣
I know, especially because the King's Indian Defense would be more appropriate. Get yo head in da game Scarra! 😂😂
@@scottwpilgrim idk man, the bongcloud seems like the best move to me
It’s like on the real game, the Sicilian open it’s difficult to learn hahahahaha.
Michael is the only person I know who can manage to kill a doll.
😂😂😂
And scary Satan
good thing it wasnt a voodoo doll
Dwight did a good job in the office too
i love how i thought the same thing
Everyone: “Search and rescue”
Michael when he sees the turtle: “SEARCH AND DESTROY”
Lol lowkey true tho
EXTERMINATE
Fight fire with fire
Michael: nah fight fire with turtles
Grab the plastic explosives!
Because crackhead.
9:44
Michael: “You got this honey”
9:51
Also Michael: *Shows no mercy*
Lilypichu was fucking executed
"remember no russains"- makarov
Ah yes.. Another copied comment.
Execute order 66
Michael: say hello to my little friend
Michael’s pattern was: Everything is wrong XD
He had most of the landlines activated I checked
I feel like it's because it's not exactly the way people were thinking. Most of the patterns were not which of them are safe. This is why the purple square and red and green triangles were safe for Michael even though they are all different colors and two different shapes. The pattern is the landmines
12:18 he was actually safe but got fired on anyway, bumbling chief buttbrain
@@I2obiNtube no. light blue isn’t safe
@@I2obiNtube you mean 12:28? yes. Micheal should have been safe.
Michael: “You got this honey”
Also Michael: *Repeatedly shoots Lily with no mercy*
Timestamp for the people asking in the future
9:43
@@wrath3o284 thanks bro
*Lily
I Michael reeves is a true candidate of gender equality
@@wrath3o284 not all heroes wear cape
Poki: "Turtle that's an animal"
Michael thinking to himself: "A soon to be extinct one."
I thought the exact same thing lol-
"not for long"
Michaels channel is extinct
@@magneticbulldog3063 not for loooong. hes coooking up something with robodog i bet
@@todd3143 robodog gonna piss beer?
Imagine your hurt and micheal comes barreling through the house and start starts singing STAYING ALIVE.
underrated comment.
Timestamp?
much better than a porsche ambulance blaring Staying Alive from its speaker.
*gets tossed out of fire*
I would start praying
Lily: *steps on the wrong tile*
Micheal: *reloads*
For those who ask where was toast. He's in Canada right now with his family
Thanks. I really was curious why he is not present
Is poki living with them?
@@joulesnathalie3994 no, poki lives with rae and Janet. She doesnt live in the otv house anymore.
@@arjenvanderheide1106 celine too
@@arjenvanderheide1106 ohh ok
dude when michael was sticking his tongue in the dummy everyone was just there like: yea this is normal
At 12:26 micheal steps on the x and Leslie still yells fire
@@F.H.D5724 nah it said those were landmines, so u ain't allowed to step on it. But Leslie is our supreme leader so if she says it's wrong then it's wrong!!!
I just hope no one used it as a fleshlight beforehand
@@DoomwakeArt pfffffff
@@DoomwakeArt bet Michael did
Everyones patern: one color safe or one color and on shape landmine
Micheals patern: e=mc^2
e=mc²
@@ju2tunknown literally means the same thing
@@msdrks1 Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared
@@koalemosaraara3971 ok?, I was saying that the arrow between the c and the 2 literally means to raise something to a power. So it means the exact same thing...
@@msdrks1 E²=(mc²)²+(pc)²
*michael helps Lily put on knee pads*
Girls: Awww that’s sweet.
*michael starts punching her in the knees*
Guys: Awww that’s sweet.
Truth.
Truth.
are you implying guys are vile monsters and cant be kind?
@@zeuxlaught2797 what are you talking about? Did you even read my comment? Clearly, it implies that Michael is one of the most kind vile monsters out there.
@@zeuxlaught2797 you see young one this is what is called humour. A strange concept I know I know. But you’ll get it eventually.
No one:
Lily: “Spit on ME”
Lily is into that kinky stuff
That was Poki!
@@tyunniez poki implied what lily was doing therefore it makes sense and doesnt make sense to say lily
@@baddestbiddiedoublecheeked3449 I’m confused with how you worded that 😭
@@tyunniez poki implied what lily was doing, therefore it makes sense and at the same time doesn't make sense to put lily as the one who said it. They (the one who explained) probably meant that they(the commentor) put lily instead of poki for the subject that said "Spit on me" which for them(the one who explained) makes sense and doesn't make sense because poki was the one who said it.
i love leslie
HI
Yea Leslie is love
lol i just saw you watching her stream lol
Fuslie justice
Hiii
someone: *screw up*
Michael: *geneva convention more like geneva suggestion*
Micheal to Lily after stepping on a wrong panel.
*"So you have chosen, D E A T H."*
Michael only saved one animal because he didn’t wanna rescue turtles
What
@@TheOneGaming0 Micheal hates turtles.
@@TheOneGaming0 Michael buys plastic straws out of spite.
@@TheOneGaming0 michael would shove plastic straws up turtles noses
I like to think turtles were put there specifically to annoy Mykulll
"Let us know what youd like to see from us"
We'd like Michael to upload
Spelt his name wrong
A before E
@@Griggsbygriffindore micheal lol
@@Griggsbygriffindore MYKULL
I’m pretty sure he’s going to upload near the end of march
Leslie: There is one core principle!!! Kill or be killed!!
Mykull: **kills patient**
Leslie: YOU LOSE
alternate title: 5 toddlers go on a play date and play fireman.
Michael: “I cared more for the patient “
Also Michael: Violently throws Toast across the mat😂
it's this amazing thing called a joke
@@cuteanimals792 clearly you didn’t get it either
@@sindisol ok sorry I must have typed this when i was super tired cuz I dont remember making this comment nor even watching this video. And Im reading my comment and it hardly pertains to the oeiginal comment.
*it was a last ditch effort*
@@cuteanimals792 Woahh we have similar namess 🤭 lets be best friends 😼😼
Scarra: "Can I call you a bitch and do another one?" I died laughing.
Same
Same
Same
How the fuck u commented if u died??
@@rajatchandra5212 Necromancy duh. Keep up will you? Lmao
it seems like Leslie messed up Michael's landmines. when he stepped on brown X she said fire but his landmines were L's, pluses and light blues. don't cheat my boi Michael like that
When
@@alisonking8775 5months ago
@@alisonking8775 12:28
Lily: **moves mannequin out of the way at sits where it was**
Michael: *Inaudible screaming and confusion*
"You killed the victi-"
Michael: "NO, SHE DIED"
LMAO haven't laughed that hard in a while
I mean it's up to the POLICE to make this conclusion !
@@sweetpatate2729 up to courts
@@LurpakSpreadableButter The victime deserve justice
"We are playing search and destroy"
Scarra ready to end some lives lol
Scarra is always ready 🧍🏻♀️
@@poppy1128 Ready to get angry tonight
Scarra is a legend
Michael was definitely playing search and destroy
me: i didn't know we are playing call of duty
Michael had a more difficult puzzle than anyone else...
And Leslie said fire on a safe tile, so oof
You guys sing 'Stay'n Alive" when you do CPR? Bruh here in Australia we sing "Another One Bites the Dust"
@Eric Bryant
Yeah, but one you probably shouldn’t sing aloud while doing CPR
Highway to hell is also a good CPR song xD
Both songs have a perfect beat for it... thing is...
Another one bites the dust... it'd sound more like you're tryin to kill the man instead of saving him
Pretty sure that there are apps that help you keep the correct tempo while giving cpr and that can also automatically call 911 (or other)
Wait what, I’m also from Australia yet I was told to sing ‘Stay’n Alive’ when doing CPR? I’ve been robbed!?
Michael: "You got this honey."
Lily steps on a wrong tile.
Also Michael: PRRRRRRRRRRAA
@Firas Firdaus Nice
Michael: tongues dummy
Lily: "Hehe, I wanna try"
15:22 😳
I was like WT hahahaha
Lmaooo
lily: my turn
Lmao
Michael's face when shooting someone absolutely kills me.
Fuslie: "You killed the patient"
Michael: "Nuh uh she died"
Can we talk about how underrated Scarra is, this video is an example of how funny Scarra is. HES ALSO SUPER WHOLESOME
yes yes we love scarra here
We can't forget he started offlinetv
yeah super hoesome
Is this scarras alt?
Scarra still underrated ... funny guy ... hey go
Nobody's going to talk about the fact that Michael's landmines were "L's, pluses & lightblues" yet at 12:26 he steps on a grey X and Leslie still screams fire? Poor Michael man, everyone else's patterns was so easy to figure out yet his was so much harder xD
Michael got fucked in every challenge lol
Nepotism dude
yeah it was kinda stupid they should have all been that complicated would have been more entertaining
He’s too strong so he gets nerfed every time
Maybe she mistook it as a plus sign idk tho still the hardest
Lily: *Breathes*
Fuslie: _deep inhale_ FIREEEEE
Steps on Landmine: “execute order 66”
Michael: “it will be done my lord”
Lily looks like the Little Nightmare's 1st main character
Omg i thought the same thing too!
Sasha Six
miyoung???
True-
Helen
I thought Lily made a BOLD fucking move when micheal was tongue kissing toast and she took it’s place 😂
Fr
Yaaaa I like dat
@@YourUsualMarites0704 lmfaoooo
Yeeeeeaaaaaah
Anyone: Steps on the wrong point
Michael: *So you have chosen death.*
15:25 That was the cutes thing I've ever seen! 😍
Poki: Any triangle is safe
Lily: Any plus is safe
Michael: you dare to take a step 😤🔫🔫
"There's no need to rescue anyone if there's no one left to rescue."
That's some eren yeager kind of thinking right there
@@meltice_official no one can be racist if there is only one race- Eren jaegar
8:23 This works as a perfectly cut meme
Michael: "You got this honey."
Also Michael: "Hasta la vista, baby."
Scarra’s pattern: Atari button symbols
Poki’s pattern: Xbox button symbols
Lily’s pattern: PlayStation button symbols
Micheal’s pattern: *Enchanting table symbols*
@WalkeyYum imagine like actually SHOWING what the pattern was
@@codbus7651 yes....brodin editing in the patterns with text boxes. But Leslie is kinda slow and definitely forgot Mykulls pattern 🤣
I mean poki when on the x which is also playstation and the on screen hint said + and triangle were bombs meaning the L shape wasnt and I dont see that on an xbox controller
@Elijah Groves Choi yeah better to just let people be wrong and look like idiots I suppose
Everyone elses pattern: Dont touch a color
Michael's pattern: Do a backflip, learn french and solve who the zodiac killer is
9:45 I love how scarra doesn't notice that he doesn't even have anymore darts in the barrel
14:56
Michael: I cared most for the patient
Also Michael: **Throws Toast across the room**
Leslie: However, your patient died-
Scarra and Michael: NO THAT PATIENT DIED ON ITS OWN, NO, NO, NO *continues to argue*
"allegedly"
LMAO
LMAO
Its like marco pierre white saying " I didnt make gordon ramsay cry, it was his choice to cry"
It’s funny how Michael is training to be a firefighter when he could easily be the one who started the fire 💀
Got to cover up the scene of the crime Kappa like a true imposter.
We all know it was the Fire Lord Yvonne who started the fire
Vi
Hahaha
Ooh
17:55
She's not dead, she's just mildly not living anymore.
Anyone stepping on the wrong shape
Michael: emptys the mag faster than the speed of the entire fucking galaxy
Scarra's Pattern: Uh oh Scawwa can't use a cewtain cowor UwU
Michael's Pattern: If you step on this mat you die
Basically 😭
When Lily laid on the ground after Michael essentially tongue fucked Toast, I was about to scream. And if people are reading the comments before the video, then if this doesn't get you to keep watching, I don't know what will.
lmfao
She's learning a lot from Michael LMAO
15:29
I screamed 🤣🤣🤣
It's kinda cute tbh.......Even at the kneepad moment.......
Micheal: does something cute also does something chaotic to make up for it
FIRE-
Michael: _turns into a minigun_
Lily: Oh geez i got some good photos
Michael Nearby: *Practicing Dismemberment*
Scarra: *exists*
Floor: "Im bouta end this mans whole career"
Floor: *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIROU*
Scarra: N A N I ? ?
Lmao hahhaha
Gunn
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE EDITOR WHO DECIDED TO PUT EMIL'S THEME FROM NIER AUTOMATA IN THE BACKGROUND
I was trying to find this comment! I'm now 100% happy! ^^
15:21 “I tounged it’s mouth hole”
I swear Michael is one of the best things that’s ever happened to Offline TV
@@Quiet_au exactly. He’s the ultimate content
Because he actually makes the videos funny?
And toast
@@boog1116 yes
THE* best thing
Michael: Do you need mouth to mouth?
Scarra: Yeah just from you though
Bro Gamer Moment
@@sphoonz2121 We love a bromance
@@TheReMorseCode oof pog
"Let us know what you wanna see from us"
*MORE M I C H E A L PLS*
i like how leslie was the first to run over and help scarra while everyone else stood around for a second to laugh at him. shows how caring fuslie is and how much of friends the rest of them are. you always laugh at your good friends when they mess up and then you go and help.
Imagine being trapped in a fire, then waking up while Michael is tonguing you sensually.
Lily:...
And you're probably taken to the hospital due to spinal fracture
Go on 🥵
Get out of my head
Yes
Michael is the MVP in every video, the chaos he brings with him is pure joy.
But still hasn't uploaded in 7 months
@@saladass9543 yup
Lily: "Come back from Canada!" She really must be missing Toast. We also miss seeing Toast with the other OfflineTV members!
i love how happy yvonne is to always be performing the extras like punishing them etc.
I like how everyone gets these simple patterns, and Michael's is just like "Yeah go fuck around for 10 minutes until you get it"
He would have done better but they messed up. He actually stepped on a Grey X at 12:30 and Fuslie said to fire.
@@IFaTaLGeaRx true
Ch
Michael: Puts tongue in dummy.
Lilly: removed dummy and lays down where dummy is.
15:26
In the famous words of will smith -
Yeah we watched the video
The most wtf moment
I bet they always do that all the time😏
@@zerosixteen.4644 yeah typical lovey dovey moments
13:14 Lily abuses Michael lmao
I think it's funny how Micheal's mine pattern was just like: "Yeah everything is a mine"
6:20 Can we just appreciate the fact that lily looks like six and michael looks like mono from little nightmares
F
That doesn't bode well
The ending : *YEET*
I REALLY HOPE THIS DOESN'T AGE BADLY
@@wongcayven9893 oh noooo
No one:
Micheal: *A M O G U S ? ?*
Timestamp?
@@nogamingz2785 2:50
I Saw that while reading the timestamp
2:49
Everyone: having fun
Micheal: having 'Nam flashbacks
7:47
Michael:So you've chosen *full auto in the building*
“Try the Sicilian opener” Lmaoo Scarra’s humor is underrated 😂
Didn’t she say kill or be killed? Michael was just following instructions.
That’s what crackhead machines do.
1:53 I love how Micheal is just back there swinging the axe,
Lily: "Oh jeez, I got some good photos"
Micheal: killing air with an axe
Poki: "Turtle that is an animal"
Michael saying it to himself : "Why does is not have plastic straws in nose ?"
alternative title: leslie forgetting her lines for 21 minutes straight
3:01 eightdividedbytwo!
9:50 Michaels's love is without mercy!
13:08 Lily's love is mercy.
13:14 Michael "No wonder I fell in love with you"
15:30 Lily "Kiss me." (Michael; Um... honey, well you see I ah...)
15:34 I WANT TO SEE THE OUTTAKE OF THEM KISSING!!!
17:06 Lily is a dog confirmed X3
17:38 Michael is Lawful Chaotic
17:56 knockout Combo Move!!! very effective!!!
20:29 Scarra staooop *blushes* (What The Duck)
Need to upvote this
@@zeusbolt9712 i think u opened the wrong social media app
10:00 reloading with Malicious intent
This looks exactly like a comment made a year before this one but the time stamp is 9:59
Michael's pattern: Ls, pluses, and light blues are landmines
Michael: Steps on a gray cross. Gets it wrong.
Yeah, Leslie called wrong when Lily was on 'safe' tiles too LMAO I don't think she was paying enough attention
That crosses are the X. Micheal stepped on a gray + so he got it wrong
@@user-kd8ci1vx8s 12:25
@@user-kd8ci1vx8s what? he stepped on an X, a plus is different
I read that as gay cross originally.
Is no one going to talk about how Michael looks like Oliver Tree with his goggles on at the end lol
I was looking for this comment
@@doc6616 so was i
Trueeeee
He looks like Doc Ock to lol
I thought the same thing xD
Lily:so I'll take that "L"
Everybody there:yeah you did
Scarra: bájalo!
Michael: * le genera un traumatismo al muñeco*
Lily in the beginning sounded like she was reading a school project
is anyone gonna talk about how lily started punching toast and she said "come back from Canada" I thought that was pretty funny lmaoo
3:01 lily’s taking “search and destroy” a little too seriously😳🍆🪓
For real though, michael was the strongest link; he just didn’t want to show off. He’s humble. Be like michael 👏👏👏
Poki: “Turtle thats an animal”
Michael: *Turtle flashbacks*
“FIRRREEEE”
Lily: goes into fetal position
having half way of unknown mines
Michael pickups Toast: yeet
Yvonne smiling and everyone complaining reminds me a lot of John Walker (U.S. agent) winking and everyone hating him