Nekrogoblikon - No One Survives [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
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- ©2012 Brandon Dermer & Associates, all rights reserved.
"No One Survives" by Nekrogoblikon from 'Stench,'
©2011 Nekrogoblikon, all lyrics and music rights reserved.
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LYRICS
NO ONE SURVIVES
Two billion more will die tonight!
Imagine stacks of burning flesh,
Whole city blocks now house the ashes of mankind.
Sounds of inhuman laughter spreading forth across the earth.
Look on, there's not much left to see.
When all the humans start to die...
When all that don't shall go insane...
As they look up at blackened sky,
THE GOBLINS KILL AGAIN!
In times before the goblins came,
We only had ourselves to blame,
For the problems in our lives,
Spiralling down towards our demise.
We used to laugh, we used to cry,
Now the only thing we do is die!
Dying slowly in the winter light,
No one survives tonight!
The end of days is here,
There is no going back.
The forests burn and oceans boil,
The ground is stained forever black.
The world is gone!
A massive grave endures instead,
Toxic weeds are growing over the bodies of the dead.
Whole countries lie ruined,
civilization erased.
The oceans infected
with nuclear waste.
(Nuclear waste)
(What a terrible place)
No one survives the end of the world.
CREDITS
Goblin: David Rispoli
Kayden: Kayden Kross
Brad: Tyler Dawson
Bartender: Jon Lajoie
Written & Directed by Brandon Dermer
Produced by Melissa Marin, Sarah Charmoli and Brandon Dermer
Co-Produced by Annie Hirshmann
Director of Photography Cody Jacobs
Edited by Andrew Wilsak
Special Effects/Goblin by Mark Villalobos @ Monster Effects www.monster-effects.com
Production Design by Scott P. Murphy
First AD: Cassie Laymon
Second AD: Nick Vassil
First AC: Jacqueline Stahl
Second AC: Barry Elmore
DIT: Chris Hoyle
Gaffer: Oliver Alling
Key Grips: Josh Benoit, Terry Zumalt
Dolly Grip: Tony Nawrocki
Costume Design: Jess Jeanne
Hair & Make Up: Alicia Mizrahi Siller
Post Sound: Dan Kenyon
Associate Produced by Randy Ray, Michael McGloin, Mallory Moorehead and Jimmy Gonzales
Key PA: Eric Stolze
Art Director: Juliana Collins
Art PAs: Gabriel Younes, Jason Arnot, Julie Brownell, Helen Jun, Stephanie Lind
Camera PA: Jason May, Ben Disinger
Production Assistants Brett Barker, Blaine Wells, Taso Zoitas, Dan Hakim, Jason Feffer, Justin Baker, Jarrod Duncan, Blake Hawk
Title Graphics: Bobby Hacker
Businessmen Extras: Eduardo M. Velazquez, Scott May, Dane White, Cameron Klippsten, Johnny Love, Morgan Phillips, Devin Herbers, Carles Torrens
Special Thanks: Our amazing friends and family, everyone who came out to be an extra in the video, the Funny Or Die offices for letting us shoot there, Underground Films, UTA, The Mountain Tee (themountain.me/), Carlito's Way Bar in Van Nuys ( / carlito... , Incredibowl (www.theincredib..., Jeff Hampton @ Hampton Harmony (www.hamptonharm...), Brad Miska, Bloody-Disgusting.com, Bruce Starr, Ron Karkoska, Van Nuys Sherman Oaks Public Pool, and last but not least all the NEKROGOBLIKON fans!!!
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"What's your fighting style?" "Aggressive typewriter."
+Randy Butternubs He's a real keyboard warrior.
+Randy Butternubs looool omg
league of legend average player *
XDDDDDDD OMG DUDE LMFAO XDDDD
"angry german kid"
Sometimes I just come back to this video to make sure it still exists.
You and me both, man. You and me both.
There's dosens of us.
Detri Moto yep. a year after finding this gem. once a week.
Detri Moto Why would it be gone?
Detri Moto it doesnt. None of this is real. Nothing exists.
that goblin at the end going "eh?" is freaking priceless
Jon. Jon Goblikon.
Seriously it's the best. Cracks me up every time.
Watch your language
Buffalo Bear *John Goblicon 😂
Eh? 🤷🏻♂️
That 'heh?' at the end deserves an award for best acting. It totally kills me every time^^
I thought the same thing. We also need a John Goblikon Netflix series lol
I always heard it as "Eh?"
Fun fact John Goblikon isn’t even the singer
Top 2 endings.. other is from "We need a gimmick". It gets me (literally chuckle) every time..
Yaaaassssss lmfao that makes the entire video for me.
Always strive to be the guy at 3:34 who has fun and doesn't care if you're a human or a goblin.
he is the lead singer, he has to be suportive
I mean, Amen.
lmao for real
Yeah, he was the cool one.
Maybe he just spent too much time with goblins
00:00 to 00:35 = Are you kidding me, another one of those stupid---
00:36 to 04:25 = No, wait. Yep, this is probably the best thing ever.
i thought the same fuckin thing jajaja
so true
nobah lol
that was the goal ;)
Agreed. I hated this band because of only watching the first 30 seconds of this video... Then I realized the comedy and the albums were amazing.
The fact that Jon Lajoie is the bartender makes it even better.
I’ve watched this video at least 10 times and just picked up on that. So good
Seriously?? Used to love that guys videos.
Taco?
@@Atheist409 the human golden retriever lol God damn I love that fratada
Stay at Home Dad is one of my all time favorites.
The actors props/makeup editor director sound guy everyone just nailed this. One of the greatest hilarious music videos ever. Kudos!
i like his rapid typewriter killing method.
You could say...he typed up Brads death sentence?!...no?...ok
Entering the official group on Facebook: Nekrogoblikon Official Group.
+Jacknife17shadows I have no response for this, no counter puns are available at this time.
+rob jabbaz takka takka takka takka lol.
This is the last time I Google "Medieval bondage goblin folk metal"
"Medieval bondage goblin folk metal"
um...
why did you search it up in the first place?
umm... reasons?
...ok then...
Gnarliest Google search ever! 😂
Heedfulconch3 its a joke dumb shit
Wait a minute, why does a Goblin need a 9-5 job?
Gotta pay them bills man.
Have you checked the axe prices lately?
Dually noted
***** That too.
YoursTruly_GTG To buy tattered rags and spiders?
I cant believe I am only just now discovering this band. These music videos are amazing.
"Eh?"
the whole video was worth that moment
I'm really pleased with that "eh?"
That was the best f*cking part of the video
Oh yeah and 4:20
Eh? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'd love to see how the director/producer pitched this video to whoever paid for it:
"First off we need a forest, some skulls and pseudo-medieval clothing. And we need about ten guys with suits and neat haircuts to throw paper balls and laugh at a goblin. Then we need a few more people for a party scene so get some beers too. Oh, and a few gallons of blood."
MagnusBruce that's kinda how I did it...
People with money: go on....
Lets also give the goblin large amounts of weed and a bong
Every video should be like this!
Oh to be in on that meeting
Can u imagine on a nice nature walk one sunny day to stumble across these guys filming their video...
Not to be the "actually" guy but for professional music video shoots like this they would pay whatever authorities in charge of the park such as the county, city, or state for a license to film there and they would have the exclusive right to that property for the day and they would therefore have people at every ingress or egress point preventing bystanders from wandering into the set.
They filmed scenes in the new Red Dawn in the woods behind my house which is how I know this. They had production crew members standing at the entrance to the walking path that goes into the woods to prevent anybody from going in there the entire day.
dude i would melt ive meet many bands and shit but these guys are special and not the bad kind of special while ppl talking about sabaton and what not (hate them) i would DIE to see these guys live sucks that they probably never will come to sweden i bet they can throw a show like no other
Nosotros Papaya to Nekrogoblikon! -PD
best crossover of 2020
Nosotros papaya pink dick
Thanks for introducing me to them & John Goblikon RIGHT NOW!!
Nosotros papaya! just saw the interview Bobby did with John, it was soooo good! I know having him on TB would be a bit too much to ask since he isn't technically a real person but you guys can maybe do a sketch or have him on Bad Friends. I think it would do exceptionally well!
Dude your interview with him was hilarious, it's exactly how anyone would act if they're being interviewed by a goblin
The Goblin should have filed a report with the human resources department at his job
regarding the abhorent vilification of his goblin heritage via Brad on multiple occasions and then worked in the short term a bit more overtime to bring up his statistic/productivity (also to wipe goblin shit on Brads cup, desk and phone when he leaves for the day) and then wait for a result, if it was not in his favour then Goblin should put in a case forward to sue the company for a huge payout.....then invite Kayden over for some booze and some sticky icky paid for by Brads attitude and company that failed to act at bullying and harrassment
darksorcerermusic best answere yet haha
Brad was expressing his anger over affirmative action leading to Goblin's promotion. Brad had been with the company longer, worked weekends and skipped vacation. Goblin can pull the race card with HR, but Brad too is emotionally distressed by what he sees as an injustice. There's two sides to every story. The liberal media wants you to believe Goblin's position is a biproduct of Brads white privilege.
Guitar Whores well countered and more to it One may attribute Goblins lowering productivity to a secret drug addiction problem.......However that does not excuse the harrassment/bullying tactics employed by Brad and even the whole managerial staff, the throwing of all the trash/balled up paper when Goblin was giving his presentation was beyond unacceptable, the vilification of such an act could and should lead to a Large Legal settlement from the company to Goblin,
the symbolic paper stoning of one that is different is abhorrent and would have clearly damaged Goblins confidence and emotional wellbeing for which he would seek damages, This Act was Followed up by a mount Everest stack of paperwork and call answering as punishment for having lower sales, however underneath its clealy obvious it was due to him being different, him being a heavy metal listening Goblin with cool dance moves.
The throwing of paper was a ritualistic hazing among office brethren meant to bring Goblin into the fold. It's a rite of passage that all male employees go through. It's Goblin's failure to assimilate that lead to Goblin's feelings of rejection. Goblin was welcomed into the fold by being pelted with paper balls that said "You are one of us now", but Goblin could not accept the fact that he looked different.
Goblin perpetuated his racial differences while Brad tried to befriend him by showing him how to interact with the ladies. Eventually it all snowballed into Goblin's fit of rage that could have been controlled with medications and therapy.
I know I changed my story... I just like reading your comments.
Entering the official group on Facebook: Nekrogoblikon Official Group.
This has to be the one of the most underrated bands in the world.
Definitely.
This crap sucks.....a whole bunch of noise
Definitely. They've grown to be my number one.
goblins are such misunderstood creatures, all they want is a bit of love
when they don't get that its no wonder they eat babies
*start listening to metal
The Labyrinth Reference ? Jolly good show.
Man I can't belive I'm so late to this party.... love it
*Ehem* "Uuhhhhh so I'm here for the uhh party?? Did I miss it?" 😅
Came here for goblins, stayed for music.
this is what happens when you LARP on acid
Amtgard guy here...can.confirm
Christopher Van Niekerk awesome
Christopher Van Niekerk a
Christopher Van Niekerk as a larper in amtgard I aprove this message..don't do drugs and larp kids...Unless you really need too...on the other hand getting fucking wasted is fine
Christopher Van Niekerk im a bit dumb, what is LARP? Im curious too.
Can't we all just listen to a goblin sing death metal without everyone telling us what brought them here?!
I agree.
I got in the comments and was like WTF. Post who? Wtf. Rogan ruins everything.
You can still “listen” as you say... and not read the comments 🤯
@@alexgray9974 it sounds like every metal genre and other genres mashed together and it sound epic
@AlmightyStarfire to me it seems like a mashup of Dubstep and Black Metal, at least from the 2 videos i seen so far.
Post Malone brought me here. I can dig it
Glad I’m not the only one
Sameeee
This came up on TigerBelly & Rogan in the same day, today. 🤯
lol
Would have been here sooner but I searched 'Green goblin music' first. Lol
you know, it's probably, and I'm going out on a limb here, probably a bad idea to constantly make fun of the guy with claws and a full mouth of sharp teeth. just sayin'
You would think, wouldn't you?
A bunch of Brad's, Chad's, and Thad's what else could be expected
@@TheTitansFather The Virgin Brad vs the Chad Goblin.
Hmmm rusty shackleford, sure your name isn’t dale gribel!
This is what you get for dissing a goblin who only wants to live a happy live just like any normal person does!
Well, that might be the best music video i've ever seen. So many metal videos try to be funny and have no place doing it, this was hilarous.
I agree completely. Loved this.
I can't believe I'm just discovering this 10 years after it was posted...
There are dozens of us!
My first introduction to your band was when you opened for GWAR on May 27th 2022 in Chico. I was blown away by your stage presence and John. Keep rocking and have a great rest of your tour.
Saw them last night with GWAR too and that was my introduction to them also! They killed it and rocked it!!! 🔥🔥🖤
DUDE saw them in Chattanooga TN on June 3rd and that shit was insane. I will be seeing them again for sure.
fuck they're touring with gwar near me soon again. I don't really like Gwar but I may go just for them.
@@BacklTrack you should definitely go! It was an amazing show.
Same here. Just saw them Saturday in Niagara Falls. Fantastic.
I am so jealous of goblin's hand vape holy shit that thing looks nice.
its called the incredi-bong
Shun Frost incredibowl*
same thang
Butt Lord Dude, it looks like a friggin penis pump..
Butt Lord All hail the butt lord.
My entire high school career summed up in one music video
+The Mighty Ravendark my entire LIFE
+ＯＮＩＯＮ Macpoptartpants i bet you are the man isnt u?
+ＯＮＩＯＮ Macpoptartpants I guarantee I would, can't believe how tough people think they are when they hide behind the internet, just enjoy the video if ya don't then just go the hell away is it so hard?
+The Mighty Ravendark Thank fuck I'm not the only one.
+ＯＮＩＯＮ Macpoptartpants lifting weights obviously doesn't make you smarter ...
Holy fuck how am I just now listening to this band?
This shit is brilliant. Easily becoming a favorite.
I always cry seeing thing like these. John deserves better, i know, Under his ugly hide hides a really good person that deserves a better world.
Still a better love story than twilight
An old joke......but used well.
LMFAO, this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.
This shit blows even Gwar away.
This charges my nipples
RIP Oderus Urungus.
........No.
I don't like Gwar. But, I have to Agree.. This video made me laugh, real hard, too.
Congratulations, comrade (!) You've just made Oderus Urungus roll in his grave!
that was the most heart-warming thing I have seen all year
The most relatable character in cinematic history.
That freaking ending... "Eh??"
Still a better love story than Twilight.
The 2019 twilight fandom is a p good love story between a story and its fans, tho
also An Underestimated Emotion is a great love story fucking fight me dillweed
As is every video with Kayden.
I watch this every now and then just to marvel at the emotion we see in John goblikons face. Goblin emotions run deep.... In brads face.
I love the up-tempo Sample of Seek and Destroy that peaks its head out in this song a couple times.
I keep telling my goblin friends World of RealLife sucks, but they keep playing it.
Losers.
sunac You play W.o.W?
i like it men i am from Holland and you will come to my school for metal?
A reverse Dungeons and Dragons joke would have been better.
Life - what a fucking joke. Ha ha ha ha
Brought here 8 years ago when John Lajoie said he was the bartender in this video. Haven't looked back, this is legit my favorite band.
It’s cool to see all the people here because of Joe Rogan and Post Malone, but Nekrogoblikon’s been around for a while, and y’all been missing out
I don't care for Joe Rogan hardcore and I don't even know who the fuck Post Malone is.. been with Nekrogoblikon for years. You're right. They been missing out.
@ dude as a metal fan the guitar and drums is honestly great I just for some reason expected something completely different when post mentioned this lol
I recently found their first CD in my collection. Still epic!
Wow! You must have infinite knowledge! Never missing a band!? Super cool man. My wife would be lucky to find a guy like you!
Logono 00420 hey man, don’t get so down on yourself! I’m sure she got lucky to find such a good hearted kid like yourself!
I didnt think when i woke up this morning that I would see a goblin in a polo shirt. Thanks for that.
The sound the goblin makes at the end is amazing..
Great band and song by the way
2012? NO! I just discovered this band & goblin. Sorry, Goblin! I'm mostly into hardcore punk but decided to go see GWAR two weeks ago just for fun (they were great). Nekrogoblikon played before GWAR and I couldn't believe how incredible they are! This is the greatest video I've ever seen & I just might get into this band, in 2022! I actually got teary-eyed when he started ripping the guy up, avenging that slap! Wow, excellent!
that fucking ending gets me every time! XD
Goblin: Eh? :)
Chick: *Screams*
Brad forgot why corporate hired Mr. Goblin. He could cut employees like he could cut through sales.
This video show me that goblins have feelings...
beautiful and special feelings >:D
feelings so beautiful they tear your face to shreds if you hurt them.
The CZcams algorithm used to recommend me this video a lot and I never paid attention, if it wouldn't be by Spotify putting this song on a radio I would have never realized how cool is the official video.
I'm intensely curious as to how he got that job....
same
mad excel skills.
Shitty office jobs are piss easy to get.
I would know. : ^)
Didn't you see his hands at the end? Imagine his typing speed!
well, if they refused to take him he would sue them to bankruptcy for discrimination )
Here from Joe Rogan and Post Malone. This shit is incredible.
It's a whole lot better than I expected 😂👍🏿
ROLL CALL. CAT IS BIG
I've been a fan of them for years. Having Post mention them was not something I ever expected. I love it when people have a wide range of musical tastes.
Same :D Anyone else notice Jon Lajoie as thebartender?x'D
@@altaris2000 post used to be in metalcore / deathcore bands in high school and is still homies with a lot of the popular metalcore dudes.
I feel like Nekrogoblikon should be in the universe for that new movie Bright. They fit in incredibly well.
2022, still listening to songs
What the fuck have I just found?
Gold my friend. This is what builds nations and enriches currency. Pure Internet Gold.
zeefang pfff gold i think you will find that this is pure platinum
damo169 I love it.
***** It's good alright but it's not metalcore.
***** That's an oxymoron.
The goblin would probably make a great drummer
Jack Louw I was thinking the same thing. His blast beats would be phenomenal.
His name is John and he deserves better than to be named as a the golbin
I never realised just how badly I needed something so deliriously bonkers in my life until just now.
My friend Tobin and I would watch this video, I turned him on to it. We loved it. He is gone now. This makes me remember him fondly. He saw himself in the video.
Respect to post malone for bring people here. But is there anyone else whose been listening to them for years now?
Ive been listening to these guys since highschool i thought i was funny as hell that posty name dropped them on JRE probably feels bad for their lack of recognition
@@HADA_DAO every time he said there name i started laughing. Fucking awesome
Honestly, would never have thought to see "Post Malone and Joe Rogan brought me here" for Nekrogoblikon. Fucking love this song though.
Met John in a mosh pit circa 2012. Good guy. Screw Brad.
Yeah, it’s kinda sad that these people are all from Rogan
Jon Lajoie as the bartender makes this a perfect video omg
By all rights I should hate this. Its gimmicky, it sounds like 5 different bands stuck together with super glue...but fuck me sideways this isn't a kick in the ass. Nice going Neckrogoblin, you win this round
This song had a much stupider and more awesome influence on me than I ever realised until now. I loved this band so much originally that I started going by John in online games as a woman to avoid weirdos. I loved being John. Fast forward like 8 years from then and now I'm unironically John for realsies.
Nekrogoblikon brought me here.
I just stumbled upon this video and it is one of the best metal music videos i have ever seen. Instant fan!
yaaas happy 10 year anniversary to this masterpiece \m/ \m/
These guys are Beasts. Excellent song writing, top-notch instrument mastery. Grand kids think I'm insane and too extreme... I'll be listening to this stuff in my grave.
A brave man once told me "The only good goblin, is a dead goblin."
goblin slayer?
Jon Lajoie cameo @ 2:40
SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS!
10 years late, but i only just noticed it was john lajoie XD E = MC Vagina
Time went by so fucking fast it feels like this song should be 4 years old
Nothing feels such a perfection as coming across with this video being totally high
Literally the best music I accidentally clicked on!
Doesn't seem like an accident anymore though :D
This video is freaking excellent! One of very few metal music videos that doesn't just make me think "WTF!?"
This video is awesome! The song's awesome too, but mega props to whoever did the video. Absolutely brilliant.
thanks for the kind words.
Bro. How the hell am I only just now learning about them. These guys and the Goblin ROCK!!!
I'm an heavy underground hiphop headbanger and i love heavy metal, depending on what type of style it is, and this type thrills me and gives me such energy.
Rock/Metal is the only genre that's unchanged. And i respect that.
I had to watch until the end to see if he would get his revenge
3:22 pretty sure that's Jon Lajoie
it is Jon.
and 2:40
Does somebody know if Jon is part of the band or just a cameo?
He will always be taco to me.
I actually just found this awesome band, because I´m subscribed to Jon and he liked this video when it came out!
3:54 reminds me of George R R Martin on a type writer
hhahahaha
This is without a doubt my most favorite music video ever.
I have loved these guys since Goblin Island was released. Still holds a special place in my heart!
-Goblin
-Master of goblins
-The goblin that should not be
-Welcome goblin (sanitarium)
-Disposable goblins
-Leper goblin
-Goblin
-Goblin, inc.
+Matt Moves I want to work at Goblin, Inc.
+Matt Moves Obey your GOBLIN!, GOBLIN! (8)
+Miguel Mella MASTER OF GOLBINS
Entering the official group on Facebook: Nekrogoblikon Official Group.
-Ride the goblin
-The goblin that failed
-The four goblins
-Harvester of goblins
time to renew my world or warcraft account
Jimmy Ikon And roll a Goblin lawyer?
Lawyer? I thought he was just an office worker.
Waitin for that kind of comment , best at all!
I wasn't into the music at the start. Then I watched the whole video. Now I'm a fan!
Christ I love metal music.
*edit: I came here 'Post' watching Devin Townsend not from Post Malone's suggestion.
Nice. A Devin Townsend fan. I'm a noob, myself.
I just saw them perform in Lubbock Texas , May 14th 2024 ; it was an absolute blast !
got here accidentaly and that was great ) made me remember my "children of bodom" days far in the past )
This goblin, atleast he taught that jerk a lesson.
I don't think Brad learned his lesson though.... he's kinda dead.
close enough.
Actually he's alive. :v The goblin said it on an interview. :v
i almost forgot to watch this today
poor little goblin just wanted to get laid
I have no idea what rabbit hole I went down to get here, 12 year late
But I have no regrets
You may be late but they still going
Goblin rockin that Members Only jacket like it's 1987.
This is the best example of a Metal music video that I can introduce non-fans to. Does that make sense? People who hate Metal can enjoy this video. Its crazy. I convert so many people.
Fun fact: Brad actually survived.
Amazing what we can do with facial reconstruction surgery.
This is a masterpeace.
This band is so underrated. One of the best in the business in my opinion.
BEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME! YOU WIN!
thanks brad, now he has to move back to nilbog
morakdais and the goblins or trolls idfc will give them burgers with green stuff
To anyone else that plays League of Legends religiously, 3:50 is obviously Warwick's ult irl.
anyone else want a goblin as a best friend now?
Awesome. Just awesome.
Ah, så det er liv i deg på sosiale medier! :-)
Per Arne Flaesen
Nei. Jeg er ikke her. Jeg prøver å la være. Det er en prøvelse for alt jeg står for. Måtte alt av sosiale medier krampe om og dø en sakte død.
Men låta er bra. Videoen er konge. Avslutningen helt rå.
Yup, bra video!
Per Arne Flaesen
Leter du litt finner du sikkert alt det andre fyllerøret mitt også ;)
Jesus this is amazing! Thanks Bowser vids for sending me here
LOVE the video for this song.. i dont like death metal/grindcore/whatever but this video is so great i'll make an exception this time
this is none of those things lol
This sir is Goblin METAL!
floodz66 nnehh
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