This is the kindest sweetest video i've ever seen, so generous, I loved how he got all those people permanent employment and they didn't have to worry about food or shelter or having to pay bills again. A real humanitarian. God bless you Spiff.
Going through and enslaving millions for his personal profit?
Aye, that be the Lord's work, indeed.
Playing as dark elves made me realize I should never be allowed to rule anything. I quickly learned that I could:
1. Raid my own regions, making my population miserable for no other reason than inciting a rebellion.
2. Punish them for rebelling by killing them and enslaving the survivors.
3. Get slaves into my capital and send one of my lords to repeat the process.
Truly a thing the Dark Elves would do.
You mean:
1. Happily collect willing tribute from your own region, making your population excited for no other reason that gathering people up for a party.
2. Rewarding people for throwing a party by sending them to the farm upstate, and providing the rest with food and shelter in exchange for their "help".
3. Obtain more willing helpers into your capital and send one of your lords to repeat the process.
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Gotta appease the algorithm with wholesome comments.
"We're playing as the Naggarond faction, we're about as evil as you can get."
Chaos: *exists*
From a certain point of view, they truly are the most evil.
Chaos forces do horrible things out of devotion to their gods.
Skaven do horrible things for food. They have a lot of mouths to feed.
Dark elves do evil shit simply because its fun and/or turns them on.
Half of them worship Slaanesh, and half of them the Avatar of Khaine, which may or may not be a facet of Khorne...so yeah....pretty much chaos-aligned.
@@rpscorp9457 I think in new codex they make DE not worshiping slanesh anymore. Instead they make cult of pleasure and their kin worship artati the elves goddesses of pleasure if I'm not wrong.
@@fedrickosamuelshidarta970 Why then does morathi leader of the cult of pleasure be the only DE faction aside from npc controlled ones that spreads and loves chaos corruption? I mean the other DE factions dont even have the Arkhan treatment where he simply ignores vampiric corruption.
When spiff plays for hours but doesnt know how to read the post-battle report
Nanaman720 honestly I’ve watched this video a dozen times and that intro still gets me
When spiff reads his own army stats as the enemies... he needs more tea.
@@lucasbeck1391 Yeah, at that point I thought he was starting to slur his words a bit
Love that spiffing Brit gave a bunch of silly knife-eared Drukarii some jobs. What a good entrepreneur.
This is such a wholesome, family friendly video
"Happy words."
"Nice words."
Am I doing it right?
Baby cats, sunshine, fun, family friendly, trees helping... i think this all can describe the video above, jolly times indeed!
"We have torture pits, they are fantastic!" - The Spiffing Brit, 21.11.2019
So wonderful, glorious and family-friendly!!!
Perfect roleplay of Dark Elves; get the "workforces' " hope up then brutally put them down for "rebelling" and feast on their misery
Spiffing : *Is British*
Spiffing : *Starts enslaving people*
Me : Hey I've seen this one!
Shhhhhh we don't talk about that here have some tea and don't speak of it
@@polskipolak1129 even better spifco tea only available for limited time
@@polskipolak1129 sorry but at the moment spiff has bought the remaining supply and strated selling his own brand
Spiff : "And there it is, Ladies and Gentlemen, the most effective way to make money in Total War Warhammer II !"
LegendofTotalWar : "Pff. Hold my beer."
I love that these 2 parts of my CZcams entertainment crossed on this subject.
@@hermit9168 Not nerfed enough, 15% more income isn't a big deal, even if it's 15% less than before, we'll still be able to abuse it and make fat stacks of cash.
It's still an exponential growth, just... a bit less exponential.
@@hermit9168 Nope, they still have it. Or should I say they'll still have it in 3 hours and 45 minutes when the patch releases.
The tax income isn't even the broken part, it's the local income, since entrepreneur agents in the same province boost eachother. A real nerf would be to make it not raise local income, but local BUILDING income.
"Tretch, the most powerful of skavens!"
Ikit claw would like to know your location
In the first battle you killed 3 thousand, the 800 you lost was from your own army.
@@karlpeter2931 That's because he's autoresolving. (3000 isn't a particularly large Skaven army, with unit size on max it's quite possible to get double that in a fight, and Tomb Kings are likely to be as big or bigger because they have so much useless chod)
@@thespiffingbrit You need to feed your underpaid interns more tea good sir :p
@@AshenVictor i never doubted that. but if there's tons of material, why show me the loading screens? ':)
Absolutely lovely! My children love to watch your videos they're so family friendly and made for anyone to enjoy.
"HAPPY WORDS"(this video nice youtube)
The Asur want to have a talk with you.
They are laughing about your little bankaccount.
This has been the most helpful and pleasant video I've ever watched. In fact it changed my life for the better and has made me a more gentle and kind person. The content creator has been wonderful releasing all these videos that bring joy to a lot of people c:
This video makes me feel happy inside. I am so glad for this wholesome, positive, adorable video.
In-game text says "Slaves decline naturally over time".
*Naturally.*
Naturally, if you work them to death, there will be decline... Dark Elf logic.
Spiffing Brit: Exploits TW: Warhammer 2
LegendofTotalWar: There can only be one lord of the cheese... And he does not share power!
I demand a 1v1 cheese-off. I'll even trade my once-yearly used bag of tea to watch this.
actually there's been an exploit that spiff has revealed that not only does legend reference it he did so whilst saying he wasn't going to cheese that much . . . so take that what you will
15:11
Here are some nice words in your quest for monetisation: happy, smiley, cuddly, fluffy, sweet, sugar, puppies, kittens.
19:26
I don´t want to be the one who is a smartass and get potentially wooshed, but you read the numbers wrong.
the upper line is your army. the skaven army is in the lower line.
teh skavens fieldet 3600 vermin and you captured1600. sounds plausible.
you simply mixed up which numbers belong to whome.
Spiff: oh it’s just sudoku I’ll be fine
*get the puzzle wrong*
Also Spiff: Oh no I’m a melon
He is a versatile man, sometimes a Mellon, sometimes a god, sometimes a servant of the empire, full time Explorer and magician
to be fair: some of the puzzles are actually faulty and ask you for a wrong answer....yea
I love this Minecraft playthrough perfect for children under 5
@Micheal Dalon oh, ... Good thing my CZcams channel isnt made to make money then I guess
Wow, great Video Spiff. This was an amazing blend of being perfectly balanced and just plain ol great!
What a great and positive video, perfect for all ages. Educational, inspiring, inspirational, wholesome, kind, lovely, inclusive, absolute perfection this video is
"are you an unpaid intern?"
"Do you want to be paid even less"
... What?
Actually, slaves earn food and housing, so technically they earn more then unpaid interns!
Sad, but true!
@@chaoswarriorbr technicaly its only a house when it has a roof, so having them work the fields and sleep where they so happily work is a great way to prevent this. Also they could be voluntarily giving up all sleep to do more happy work, making housing a thing of the past. I do wonder if food also includes tea...
Spiff: known for cleverly exploiting games by understanding their fundamentals
Also spiff: opens video with a complete misreading of the basic statistics
Me: I see this as an absolute win!
What a kind and generous video! Love love love.
This video is pure magnificence, it is a light in my life, a manifestation of pure excellence, comparable only to the omnipotent glory of Yorkshire tea. This video has undoubtedly raised my charisma and intelligence whilst bringing me closer to complete transcendence into the immortal reanu keeves. Sunshine and rainbows shine light on all those that surround me now. Thank you spiffco!
Jeff the chaos god of cheese smiles upon you.
@Nightingale wellllllll they both are incest gods who are related to each other
Spiff: "If you like and comment nice words, CZcams will decide that this video can be monetized"
Me: "CZcams is completely balanced"
What a wholesome video. Nothing but great nice quality from Spiff.
Beautiful upload, completely marvelous to say the least.
Infinite money through slaves.
Slaneesh: *That's just one of their perfect uses!*
Tau Empire Oh don’t worry, the only ones enslaving the Tau are the Ethereals!
"I'm not interested in conquering lands"
-The Spiffing Brit
Reading between the lines: You don't need to conquer if you can colonize.
Thanx for another videos I ve tried this one as well as the Byzantin Empire's exploit in Attila and it's Great
"I'M A MELON!
I love it.... gonna use it :3
This was so sweet, creating that much jobs is the best.
Malekith is making so many jobs you wont believe it, so many jobs it'll make your head spin!
Spiff: *Slaves are bad*
Also Spiff: *That being said, we need a lot of them.*
I love how happy the little guinea pigs look! They're so cute and cheerful!
I really love the hiring process you put in place here
Spiff: Dark Elves don't have any infantry that are good at fighting
Har Ganeth Executioners: Are we a joke to you?
I had G3 Executioners in a custom battle, 50/50 made it home fighting alone against 1 Skaven Warlord & 6 units of Clanrat Swords.
I always find Sisters of Slaughter and Black Guards an absolute nightmare to deal with if you don't annihilate them at range early in the fight.
HGE are made of paper vs Darkshrds, and BGN dont do that much damage on melee. DE are basically 6 Darkshard 1 Fire mage for the buff, the rest into meat shield and win win.
I love family friendly content like this! My kids and I enjoy watching this together! It teaches great family values and ethics!
@@derekzamzow1338 hello fellow Canadian brethren have you chugged your maple syrup and rode your horse to your workplace on the mountain at the beaver factory?
@@garthalmunemuralias9101 you betcha eh. I also fed my polar bear this mornin
@@derekzamzow1338 well looks like you'll be on the front line of the invasion of the US
By far some of the best videos ive seen on youtube in along time
this is a very well tough video, you are the best Spiff!! mutch love and lots of tea !!
LegendOfTotalWar is dissapointed
High elves are even the most British looking faction in total war, what a missed opportunity...
Actually Legendotw made it with HE on turn 200? DE have a better position i think plus the Awesome combo of sacking with Arks Buff.
Spiffco: Still better employment conditions than Amazon
My god, I find a new interesting game every video. You have probably sold more games through me than any review!!!
This is such a happy and joyful video, so amazing. Thank you so much
Spiff: "Say happy things in the comments"
Me: "Yorkshire tea sponsorship"
Wholesome and perfectly family friendly. Inspiring
Great work spiffing! Love your work keep it up
So it's like real life?
Own Slaves
......
Profit.
My basement slaves don't really make me any profit.
They kind of just sit there and cry a lot.
How unbritish of all of you your not supposed to have slaves that’s bad you must have indentured workers who you pay £2 per year of work
What a magnificent video, keep up the good work supreme marshal Spiff!
That was the most wholesome thing, thank you for uploading. Happy words.
"You should do a rebel."
Hey, I'm a rebel....
Calling chaos knights "Holy" xD
Spiffing uploads content I like, and that's it.
Crazy.
Happy video, very informative, I learned a lot about how to treat people nicely. Me and my dog are both smiling and being active while doing what we learned in this video.
Hey spiff when you fought the skaven you were looking at your losses not there's
"we've got torture pits, they're fantastic" - The Spiffing Brit 2019
This is the most educative video i have ever seen! It is beautiful!
I'm so happy this nice family-friendly channel made another kind video thank you for your charity and your monetized content
"Just have a lot of money and accidentally buy India" - Historians, probably
6:20 Spiff: "It's a Sudoku! It's Blue One!"
Logic Problem Puzzle: "I'm not a Sudoku! I'm more than just numbers!"
Blue Two: "Am I just a joke to you?"
@@michaeldaigle7207 The way the puzzle is, is that there are 4 colours, and 4 numbers. each column and row needs to have one of each. in the top line, you have 3 out of 4 of the possible colours, and so the final square in the top right corner of the square MUST be purple. It also must be a One, as two, three, and four have already been selected as well.
This provides us with three symbols in the far right column. A purple One, a yellow 4, and a red three. So the only colour left is blue, and the only number left is two.
Henceforth, Blue Two should be the correct answer.
That said, the person who designed this puzzle sucks, because ideally you would also only have one of each possible option, but the solution requires 2 purple 1's, two red 3's, two blue 2's, and two yellow 4's. *sigh* I consider that a failure of a puzzle-design.
@@michaeldaigle7207 Final completed square is as follows
B = Blue; R = Red; P = Purple; Y = Yellow
(B2) (R4) (Y3) (P1)
(R3) (B1) (P2) (Y4)
(Y4) (P3) (R1) (B2)
(P1) (T2) (B4) (R3)
The ? in the picture is in the 12th position, (or 3rd row, 4th column). Ergo Blue 2.
If it was a Red 2, then you'd have a red 2, and a red 3 in the same column. Ergo, Blue.
Wow what a completely revolutionary video. It changed my life! Thank you!
"Wave after wave... slowly drifting... wave after waaaaave...!"
happy, entertaining, funny, enjoy, laugh, cute, bright, smart, cozy, positive, upbeat, candid, fun, great, excellent, brilliant, perfect, beautiful, genius, abundant, accepting, earnest, fabulous, fair, genuine, active, beaming, appreciate, inspire, ideal, joy, magnificent, and sublime.
"Brief foray"
>Spent like a dozen hours on this video
In TW:WH, if you spent anything less than 50+ hours, that's a brief foray. Especially when playing a Mortal Empires campaign.
Spiff: This simple exploit will win you the game!
*twenty hours later*
Me: finally I’ve enslaved the universe
"Write nice things"
ok
Spiff is a tea loving man with a golden heart and his skill of making tea bring tears to my eyes. This video is very kind, so many jobs generated and giving all of those people jobs so they can support their families.
Spiff you warm hug giver you ^_^
"Dark Elves don't have any units good at actually fighting"
wheezes in sisters of slaughter
Maybe Malekith could lend him some gold so he can purchase the DLC ;)
TheCommunistColin or you know all the other good infantry this guy is high like why does he have a shit army still after a fk ton of turns
he said at the beginning his goal was to make max amount of money, so if he can be successful with armies filled with low level grunts, why would he spend more money on expensive more elite troops he apparently doesn't need? :) - though I agree that his judgement on offensive capability of the Dark Elves is very faulty
@@clefsan well then why does he complain about the auto result when his army is poo poo xD
if you mean his complaint at about 20:40, I assumed he was complaining that the auto resolve prediction was giving him lower odds to win than he felt he should get, not the result itself. but maybe I misunderstood. though I'll say that some of his comments make me think he may not understand all of the mechanics of the game as well as he should before making such a video.
Mug: The preferred term of beer drinkers or the dreaded coffee drinkers.
*Sips coffee*
such a lovely video :))) it makes me happy to see this type of content. i will definitely watch more videos like it. genuinely lovely content :)))))))))
Wonderful video, such creative personnel management!
“I am not interested in conquering lands.”
- Spiff 2019
There is only one thing to do! The Queen must revoke Spiff’s British citizenship! Not conquering goes against everything British!
Conquering is such an UNFORTUNATE word.
The Brits *aggressively occupy what is already theirs*
Oh but sir we don't conquer for conquest... we do it for money. Spiff is merely circumventing the usual method and, as such, is doing nothing wrong.
Running down fleeing enemies is also a good way to increase your slave count.
So. Nice things, eh?
Lovely, warm meat pie. Adorable kittens. Snoozing by the fireplace. Free food. Sunlit field of flowers. Warm slippers. Soft toilet paper. Soup.
Spiff: say nice things in the comments.
Me: Tea. Glorious tea. Glorious, lovely tea. We will fill the world with happy tea plantations, educate all people how to drink glorious tea and make so much tea the next time your cousins get angry they will be throwing ocean into the tea.... Ah yes, the tea...
You want a nice word?
Here have one: "Erdbeerkuchen"
This is a very nice word.
@@plastikus28 What does it say about the Germans that their word for strawberry includes the word "beer"?
"comment happy words"
Here goes:
happy, entertaining, funny, enjoy, laugh, cute, bright, smart, cozy, positive, upbeat, candid, fun, great, excellent, brilliant, perfect, beautiful, genius, abundant, accepting, earnest, fabulous, fair, genuine, active, beaming, appreciate, inspire, ideal, joy, magnificent, and sublime.
A very entertaining video, pure teaching, beautiful voice, surprise hiring was the best comment
man such a happy great amazing video total inspirational and helpful
"Brother get the shotgun...The heavy shotgun"
how about the "entrepeneur" hero trait for the high elves: it stacks and you can reach a point were you earn 30k extra money for each hero. There's also the huge number of 200g/turn full stack army of skeletons for the vampire lords.
just keep hiring high elf heroes with the entrepeneur skill. it increases 3% of your total global income for each hero and 5% of the local province income. that 3% increase will stack with each hero to the point that you'll get dozens of tousands gold increase/turn if you have enough entreponeur heroes
Legend of total war had a response to this video using that exact tactic. The numbers were terrifying
@@deni140492deni That takes way longer to come into play though. You need influence, gold and most importantly, hero capacity.
@@666Kaca Well currently I'm on turn 106 on VH got 7 of those entrepreneurs in my capital and around 6 more in armies (Teclis is wizard he doesn't get one :þ) 7 full stacks and still go 24k income but I guess I got more provinces than Spiff since I'm really aggressive this late game 7 armies going around everywhere so much fun ;D
The sweetest, most heartwarming, childfriendly video our benevolent benefactor Spiff has graced us till today ;)
“Happy nice good words”
Listening to spiff makes me the happiest underpaid dish miner on the planet.
Oh shit I also just bought this game, and to see you put out a video on it made me real happy. Great minds think alike, great video like always!
The adorable kittens make me happy and I love all the great inspiration plus wonderful feelings. Your strong stance on equality is so heartening.
"Happy things"?
I prefer the term “surprise hiring”
I prefer when people pay tax
@@bruhdude2725 not pay interns
Prisoners with jobs
Surprise hiring, surprise mechanics. Same thing really.
Unilateral human property and labour under article 2 of the 29th ILO Convention