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  • @screenspelunkers1026
    @screenspelunkers1026 Před 4 lety +2064

    I prefer the term “surprise hiring”

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 Před 4 lety +22

      I prefer when people pay tax

    • @pablosanz605
      @pablosanz605 Před 4 lety +6

      @@bruhdude2725 not pay interns

    • @thaddiusonethousand4697
      @thaddiusonethousand4697 Před 4 lety +21

      Prisoners with jobs

    • @Badjazy
      @Badjazy Před 4 lety +13

      Surprise hiring, surprise mechanics. Same thing really.

    • @hansbass8119
      @hansbass8119 Před 4 lety +2

      Unilateral human property and labour under article 2 of the 29th ILO Convention

  • @sirbinky3770
    @sirbinky3770 Před 4 lety +525

    This is the kindest sweetest video i've ever seen, so generous, I loved how he got all those people permanent employment and they didn't have to worry about food or shelter or having to pay bills again. A real humanitarian. God bless you Spiff.

    • @isaac_bruh
      @isaac_bruh Před 3 lety +7

      God bless you too.

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian Před 3 lety +5

      Going through and enslaving millions for his personal profit?
      Aye, that be the Lord's work, indeed.

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster Před 3 lety +5

      Humanitarian? Is that like a vegitarian?

    • @horatioyen256
      @horatioyen256 Před 2 lety +1

      hmmmmmmmmm

    • @deskslam4232
      @deskslam4232 Před rokem +1

      @@camramaster no i think it's more like cannibalism, only eat human meat

  • @Sinclairelim
    @Sinclairelim Před 4 lety +93

    Playing as dark elves made me realize I should never be allowed to rule anything. I quickly learned that I could:
    1. Raid my own regions, making my population miserable for no other reason than inciting a rebellion.
    2. Punish them for rebelling by killing them and enslaving the survivors.
    3. Get slaves into my capital and send one of my lords to repeat the process.
    Truly a thing the Dark Elves would do.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Před 2 lety +22

      You mean:
      1. Happily collect willing tribute from your own region, making your population excited for no other reason that gathering people up for a party.
      2. Rewarding people for throwing a party by sending them to the farm upstate, and providing the rest with food and shelter in exchange for their "help".
      3. Obtain more willing helpers into your capital and send one of your lords to repeat the process.
      .
      Gotta appease the algorithm with wholesome comments.

  • @ThatoneLich
    @ThatoneLich Před 4 lety +704

    "We're playing as the Naggarond faction, we're about as evil as you can get."
    Chaos: *exists*

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 Před 4 lety +18

      I would like to add the Skaven into that pool as well.

    • @Derah_OG
      @Derah_OG Před 4 lety +110

      From a certain point of view, they truly are the most evil.
      Chaos forces do horrible things out of devotion to their gods.
      Skaven do horrible things for food. They have a lot of mouths to feed.
      Dark elves do evil shit simply because its fun and/or turns them on.

    • @rpscorp9457
      @rpscorp9457 Před 4 lety +34

      Half of them worship Slaanesh, and half of them the Avatar of Khaine, which may or may not be a facet of Khorne...so yeah....pretty much chaos-aligned.

    • @fedrickosamuelshidarta970
      @fedrickosamuelshidarta970 Před 4 lety +5

      @@rpscorp9457 I think in new codex they make DE not worshiping slanesh anymore. Instead they make cult of pleasure and their kin worship artati the elves goddesses of pleasure if I'm not wrong.

    • @triploshadow
      @triploshadow Před 4 lety +9

      @@fedrickosamuelshidarta970 Why then does morathi leader of the cult of pleasure be the only DE faction aside from npc controlled ones that spreads and loves chaos corruption? I mean the other DE factions dont even have the Arkhan treatment where he simply ignores vampiric corruption.

  • @Nanaman720
    @Nanaman720 Před 4 lety +1429

    When spiff plays for hours but doesnt know how to read the post-battle report

    • @askensoulrender944
      @askensoulrender944 Před 4 lety +87

      Nanaman720 honestly I’ve watched this video a dozen times and that intro still gets me

    • @Michael_MW
      @Michael_MW Před 4 lety +39

      I am glad I am not the only one instantly bothered by this lol.

    • @timz4781
      @timz4781 Před 4 lety +14

      Paused the video soon as I watched that. Idk if I should hit play

    • @zzxp1
      @zzxp1 Před 4 lety +6

      My brain melted trying to understand what he said.

    • @SamEichers
      @SamEichers Před 4 lety +8

      Hopefully he's figured that screen out 6 months later

  • @Animeaniac215
    @Animeaniac215 Před 4 lety +386

    When spiff reads his own army stats as the enemies... he needs more tea.

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 Před 4 lety +3

      No he needs to check if he was really drinking tea

    • @fyrentenimar
      @fyrentenimar Před 4 lety +1

      @@lucasbeck1391 Yeah, at that point I thought he was starting to slur his words a bit

    • @DerAnanasKing
      @DerAnanasKing Před 4 lety +1

      or less tea

  • @taOGrimace
    @taOGrimace Před 2 lety +50

    Love that spiffing Brit gave a bunch of silly knife-eared Drukarii some jobs. What a good entrepreneur.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru Před 4 lety +34

    This is such a wholesome, family friendly video

  • @faerylnhiikira1053
    @faerylnhiikira1053 Před 4 lety +706

    "Happy words."
    "Nice words."
    Am I doing it right?

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 Před 4 lety +13

      Tax is a nice word because you should pay them

    • @josephmarsh5031
      @josephmarsh5031 Před 4 lety +4

      YAY! Good, Happy, Fun Times!

    • @hugoramirez9295
      @hugoramirez9295 Před 4 lety +3

      Beautiful and so friendly

    • @lordmaur180
      @lordmaur180 Před 4 lety +8

      Baby cats, sunshine, fun, family friendly, trees helping... i think this all can describe the video above, jolly times indeed!

    • @Xingmey
      @Xingmey Před 4 lety

      just perfect!

  • @nutellaschnute8703
    @nutellaschnute8703 Před 4 lety +261

    "We have torture pits, they are fantastic!" - The Spiffing Brit, 21.11.2019

  • @EverIost
    @EverIost Před 4 lety +49

    "Happy words."
    "Nice words."
    Monetization is great stuff indeed.

    • @Necro_fury
      @Necro_fury Před 3 lety

      Here's some more: happy words, nice words

  • @DapperDonkey
    @DapperDonkey Před 2 lety +50

    So wonderful, glorious and family-friendly!!!

  • @Aetherion_
    @Aetherion_ Před 4 lety +99

    Perfect roleplay of Dark Elves; get the "workforces' " hope up then brutally put them down for "rebelling" and feast on their misery

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 Před 4 lety +1244

    Spiffing : *Is British*
    Spiffing : *Starts enslaving people*
    Me : Hey I've seen this one!

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 Před 4 lety +70

      Shhhhhh we don't talk about that here have some tea and don't speak of it

    • @polskipolak1129
      @polskipolak1129 Před 4 lety +22

      @@bruhdude2725 Is it Yorkshire Gold?

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 Před 4 lety +20

      @@polskipolak1129 even better spifco tea only available for limited time

    • @polskipolak1129
      @polskipolak1129 Před 4 lety +25

      @@bruhdude2725
      NO! W E W A N T
      *Y O R K S H I R E G O L D*

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 Před 4 lety +12

      @@polskipolak1129 sorry but at the moment spiff has bought the remaining supply and strated selling his own brand

  • @mathdarven5634
    @mathdarven5634 Před 4 lety +234

    Spiff : "And there it is, Ladies and Gentlemen, the most effective way to make money in Total War Warhammer II !"
    LegendofTotalWar : "Pff. Hold my beer."

    • @colinfun
      @colinfun Před 4 lety +6

      I love that these 2 parts of my CZcams entertainment crossed on this subject.

    • @hermit9168
      @hermit9168 Před 4 lety +1

      not anymore, CA nerfed the Entrepreneur trait

    • @mathdarven5634
      @mathdarven5634 Před 4 lety +10

      @@hermit9168 Not nerfed enough, 15% more income isn't a big deal, even if it's 15% less than before, we'll still be able to abuse it and make fat stacks of cash.
      It's still an exponential growth, just... a bit less exponential.

    • @hermit9168
      @hermit9168 Před 4 lety +2

      @@mathdarven5634 didn't they lose the factionwide tax bonus too?

    • @mathdarven5634
      @mathdarven5634 Před 4 lety +4

      @@hermit9168 Nope, they still have it. Or should I say they'll still have it in 3 hours and 45 minutes when the patch releases.
      The tax income isn't even the broken part, it's the local income, since entrepreneur agents in the same province boost eachother. A real nerf would be to make it not raise local income, but local BUILDING income.

  • @davevanlerberg5092
    @davevanlerberg5092 Před 4 lety +135

    "Tretch, the most powerful of skavens!"
    Ikit claw would like to know your location

  • @uselesspocketwatch
    @uselesspocketwatch Před 4 lety +492

    They're not "the s-word," they're prisoners with jobs.

    • @aownbey609
      @aownbey609 Před 4 lety +8

      And cant move up or ever leave

    • @sirloon3063
      @sirloon3063 Před 4 lety +7

      And never ever get paid

    • @pauloandrade925
      @pauloandrade925 Před 4 lety +2

      And have very very short " Employment "contracts"" most of the time.

    • @SucculentGroin
      @SucculentGroin Před 4 lety

      Indentured servants

    • @xray235
      @xray235 Před 4 lety +5

      That's how parts of the American prison system works.

  • @AreztristanWT
    @AreztristanWT Před 4 lety +217

    In the first battle you killed 3 thousand, the 800 you lost was from your own army.

    • @karlpeter2931
      @karlpeter2931 Před 4 lety +9

      and he shows loading screens instead of actual gameplay :|

    • @lazareth7598
      @lazareth7598 Před 4 lety +9

      Glad you said something because it was hurting me haha

    • @AshenVictor
      @AshenVictor Před 4 lety +8

      @@karlpeter2931 That's because he's autoresolving. (3000 isn't a particularly large Skaven army, with unit size on max it's quite possible to get double that in a fight, and Tomb Kings are likely to be as big or bigger because they have so much useless chod)

    • @lazareth7598
      @lazareth7598 Před 4 lety +6

      @@thespiffingbrit You need to feed your underpaid interns more tea good sir :p

    • @karlpeter2931
      @karlpeter2931 Před 4 lety +1

      @@AshenVictor i never doubted that. but if there's tons of material, why show me the loading screens? ':)

  • @nicholasnelson1005
    @nicholasnelson1005 Před 2 lety +22

    Absolutely lovely! My children love to watch your videos they're so family friendly and made for anyone to enjoy.

  • @samuelmire9389
    @samuelmire9389 Před 4 lety +23

    "HAPPY WORDS"(this video nice youtube)

  • @JokoCi
    @JokoCi Před 4 lety +330

    The Asur want to have a talk with you.
    They are laughing about your little bankaccount.

    • @iainmcdonald5375
      @iainmcdonald5375 Před 4 lety +19

      *Laughs in trade routes*

    • @_.l4n3
      @_.l4n3 Před 4 lety +5

      By Asura, By Asura, By Ausra! It's the grand champion! Standing next to meeee.

    • @pdc4930
      @pdc4930 Před 4 lety +19

      Laughs in entrepreneur skill trait.

    • @KaneCold
      @KaneCold Před 4 lety +14

      well, high elves are on an island though, like any good empire ... clearly, they should have the superior economy

  • @benjaminwilliams8161
    @benjaminwilliams8161 Před 4 lety +391

    Spiff: Say happy things in the comments
    Me: Yorkshire tea

  • @tyronnosaurusrex
    @tyronnosaurusrex Před 3 lety +2

    This has been the most helpful and pleasant video I've ever watched. In fact it changed my life for the better and has made me a more gentle and kind person. The content creator has been wonderful releasing all these videos that bring joy to a lot of people c:

  • @diamondman4252
    @diamondman4252 Před 4 lety +12

    This video makes me feel happy inside. I am so glad for this wholesome, positive, adorable video.

  • @aidenpons9584
    @aidenpons9584 Před 4 lety +187

    In-game text says "Slaves decline naturally over time".
    *Naturally.*

    • @BlackWolf18C
      @BlackWolf18C Před 4 lety +25

      Naturally, if you work them to death, there will be decline... Dark Elf logic.

    • @Greensiteofhell
      @Greensiteofhell Před 4 lety +1

      @@BlackWolf18C Dork Elfs*

  • @Count.Saruman
    @Count.Saruman Před 4 lety +362

    Spiffing Brit: Exploits TW: Warhammer 2
    LegendofTotalWar: There can only be one lord of the cheese... And he does not share power!

    • @TamerOfTheStrange
      @TamerOfTheStrange Před 4 lety +34

      Jeff cares not from where the cheese flows

    • @DarkSkweek
      @DarkSkweek Před 4 lety +16

      I demand a 1v1 cheese-off. I'll even trade my once-yearly used bag of tea to watch this.

    • @SirBlaze75
      @SirBlaze75 Před 4 lety +5

      actually there's been an exploit that spiff has revealed that not only does legend reference it he did so whilst saying he wasn't going to cheese that much . . . so take that what you will

    • @jasonjeffery9728
      @jasonjeffery9728 Před 4 lety +16

      Cheese for the Cheese God

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 Před 4 lety +1

      Well you won't share your money through paying tax

  • @jacobp9470
    @jacobp9470 Před 4 lety +11

    15:11
    Here are some nice words in your quest for monetisation: happy, smiley, cuddly, fluffy, sweet, sugar, puppies, kittens.

  • @DerAnanasKing
    @DerAnanasKing Před 4 lety +295

    19:26
    I don´t want to be the one who is a smartass and get potentially wooshed, but you read the numbers wrong.
    the upper line is your army. the skaven army is in the lower line.
    teh skavens fieldet 3600 vermin and you captured1600. sounds plausible.
    you simply mixed up which numbers belong to whome.

  • @favourites144
    @favourites144 Před 4 lety +484

    Spiff: oh it’s just sudoku I’ll be fine
    *get the puzzle wrong*
    Also Spiff: Oh no I’m a melon

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 Před 4 lety +17

      He is a versatile man, sometimes a Mellon, sometimes a god, sometimes a servant of the empire, full time Explorer and magician

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas Před 4 lety +3

      Well he will do sudoku on 1.1.2020 because of Kappa (coppa)

    • @TheVergile
      @TheVergile Před 4 lety +12

      to be fair: some of the puzzles are actually faulty and ask you for a wrong answer....yea

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 Před 4 lety +1

      For insulting our primemister spiff you will have to pay extra tax

    • @nukeofficial1103
      @nukeofficial1103 Před 4 lety +18

      It was the blue 2 right?

  • @bonercityboys3058
    @bonercityboys3058 Před 4 lety +858

    I love this Minecraft playthrough perfect for children under 5

    • @mrfluffy9273
      @mrfluffy9273 Před 4 lety +15

      no no humans over 14 *cough(COPPA is a thing) *cough

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian Před 4 lety +4

      @@mrfluffy9273 Get to the COPPA?

    • @azrielg734
      @azrielg734 Před 4 lety +1

      ..., I don't get it?

    • @azrielg734
      @azrielg734 Před 4 lety

      @Micheal Dalon oh, ... Good thing my CZcams channel isnt made to make money then I guess

  • @edwardmarriott-smith5052
    @edwardmarriott-smith5052 Před 4 lety +3

    Wow, great Video Spiff. This was an amazing blend of being perfectly balanced and just plain ol great!

  • @nicolasbehounek805
    @nicolasbehounek805 Před 4 lety +13

    What a great and positive video, perfect for all ages. Educational, inspiring, inspirational, wholesome, kind, lovely, inclusive, absolute perfection this video is

  • @OddWorlderer
    @OddWorlderer Před 4 lety +350

    "are you an unpaid intern?"
    "Do you want to be paid even less"
    ... What?

    • @Target850
      @Target850 Před 4 lety +24

      that means you will have to pay spiff

    • @9Flatline
      @9Flatline Před 4 lety +1

      Sounds like my field of study.

    • @chaoswarriorbr
      @chaoswarriorbr Před 4 lety +24

      Actually, slaves earn food and housing, so technically they earn more then unpaid interns!
      Sad, but true!

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 Před 4 lety +2

      Karl-Markkus Hiiemäe congrats, you discovered taxation

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 Před 4 lety +1

      @@chaoswarriorbr technicaly its only a house when it has a roof, so having them work the fields and sleep where they so happily work is a great way to prevent this. Also they could be voluntarily giving up all sleep to do more happy work, making housing a thing of the past. I do wonder if food also includes tea...

  • @Lady_Rhea
    @Lady_Rhea Před 4 lety +58

    Spiff: known for cleverly exploiting games by understanding their fundamentals
    Also spiff: opens video with a complete misreading of the basic statistics
    Me: I see this as an absolute win!

  • @patricksmith7626
    @patricksmith7626 Před rokem +4

    What a kind and generous video! Love love love.

  • @theloniousscalliwag
    @theloniousscalliwag Před 3 lety +1

    This video is pure magnificence, it is a light in my life, a manifestation of pure excellence, comparable only to the omnipotent glory of Yorkshire tea. This video has undoubtedly raised my charisma and intelligence whilst bringing me closer to complete transcendence into the immortal reanu keeves. Sunshine and rainbows shine light on all those that surround me now. Thank you spiffco!

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Před 4 lety +158

    Jeff the chaos god of cheese smiles upon you.

    • @tauempire1793
      @tauempire1793 Před 4 lety +1

      @Nightingale wellllllll they both are incest gods who are related to each other

  • @sethbettwieser
    @sethbettwieser Před 4 lety +124

    Spiff: "If you like and comment nice words, CZcams will decide that this video can be monetized"
    Me: "CZcams is completely balanced"

  • @andresrincon752
    @andresrincon752 Před rokem +2

    What a wholesome video. Nothing but great nice quality from Spiff.

  • @infernalelysium7676
    @infernalelysium7676 Před 4 lety +5

    Beautiful upload, completely marvelous to say the least.

  • @zettour.
    @zettour. Před 4 lety +246

    Infinite money through slaves.
    Slaneesh: *That's just one of their perfect uses!*

  • @luceyorb7376
    @luceyorb7376 Před 4 lety +138

    "I'm not interested in conquering lands"
    -The Spiffing Brit
    Reading between the lines: You don't need to conquer if you can colonize.

    • @jerubaal101
      @jerubaal101 Před 4 lety +1

      So that was a lie.

    • @ZeroCrystal
      @ZeroCrystal Před 4 lety +1

      I would say it's a bit more of a nuance thing.

  • @eimaiogatik
    @eimaiogatik Před 2 lety +4

    Thanx for another videos I ve tried this one as well as the Byzantin Empire's exploit in Attila and it's Great

  • @nonameworm69
    @nonameworm69 Před 4 lety +5

    "I'M A MELON!
    I love it.... gonna use it :3

  • @TakumaSamma
    @TakumaSamma Před 4 lety +200

    This was so sweet, creating that much jobs is the best.

    • @WindmillForTheLand
      @WindmillForTheLand Před 4 lety +7

      Malekith is making so many jobs you wont believe it, so many jobs it'll make your head spin!

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 Před 4 lety +1

      There will no unemployed left.

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux Před 4 lety +205

    Spiff: *Slaves are bad*
    Also Spiff: *That being said, we need a lot of them.*

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 Před 4 lety

      Conclusion: we are soo baad.

  • @Greencapybara
    @Greencapybara Před 4 lety +3

    I love how happy the little guinea pigs look! They're so cute and cheerful!

  • @dannydevito3284
    @dannydevito3284 Před 2 lety +3

    I really love the hiring process you put in place here

  • @pyranna2003
    @pyranna2003 Před 4 lety +186

    Spiff: Dark Elves don't have any infantry that are good at fighting
    Har Ganeth Executioners: Are we a joke to you?

    • @snoweefrost4412
      @snoweefrost4412 Před 4 lety +4

      I had G3 Executioners in a custom battle, 50/50 made it home fighting alone against 1 Skaven Warlord & 6 units of Clanrat Swords.

    • @OniGanon
      @OniGanon Před 4 lety +14

      I always find Sisters of Slaughter and Black Guards an absolute nightmare to deal with if you don't annihilate them at range early in the fight.

    • @ajzoo04
      @ajzoo04 Před 4 lety +4

      I really am waiting for someone to make a tau reference here...

    • @hisokamorow6709
      @hisokamorow6709 Před 4 lety +1

      HGE are made of paper vs Darkshrds, and BGN dont do that much damage on melee. DE are basically 6 Darkshard 1 Fire mage for the buff, the rest into meat shield and win win.

    • @dandandowntown
      @dandandowntown Před 4 lety

      Strong Infantry Selection: Are WE a joke to you?

  • @derekzamzow1338
    @derekzamzow1338 Před 4 lety +33

    I love family friendly content like this! My kids and I enjoy watching this together! It teaches great family values and ethics!

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 Před 4 lety +4

      Today we'll being learning about paying tax

    • @derekzamzow1338
      @derekzamzow1338 Před 4 lety +3

      @@bruhdude2725 as a Canadian that is my favorite thing

    • @garthalmunemuralias9101
      @garthalmunemuralias9101 Před 4 lety +4

      @@derekzamzow1338 hello fellow Canadian brethren have you chugged your maple syrup and rode your horse to your workplace on the mountain at the beaver factory?

    • @derekzamzow1338
      @derekzamzow1338 Před 4 lety +5

      @@garthalmunemuralias9101 you betcha eh. I also fed my polar bear this mornin

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 Před 4 lety +3

      @@derekzamzow1338 well looks like you'll be on the front line of the invasion of the US

  • @danrich7855
    @danrich7855 Před 4 lety

    By far some of the best videos ive seen on youtube in along time

  • @IPrinnyExplosions
    @IPrinnyExplosions Před 4 lety

    this is a very well tough video, you are the best Spiff!! mutch love and lots of tea !!

  • @bulldogant3781
    @bulldogant3781 Před 4 lety +514

    LegendOfTotalWar is dissapointed

    • @Rabnalldo
      @Rabnalldo Před 4 lety +32

      Legend needs tea

    • @backseatgamer7367
      @backseatgamer7367 Před 4 lety +57

      The god's of cheese are unpleased.

    • @phuluu1800
      @phuluu1800 Před 4 lety +14

      High elves are even the most British looking faction in total war, what a missed opportunity...

    • @josepheastham9717
      @josepheastham9717 Před 4 lety +1

      A Cheese platter with tea is a good idea.

    • @Josuegurrola
      @Josuegurrola Před 4 lety

      Actually Legendotw made it with HE on turn 200? DE have a better position i think plus the Awesome combo of sacking with Arks Buff.

  • @233Deadman
    @233Deadman Před 4 lety +73

    Spiffco: Still better employment conditions than Amazon

  • @matthewlemon4208
    @matthewlemon4208 Před 4 lety

    My god, I find a new interesting game every video. You have probably sold more games through me than any review!!!

  • @123yomum
    @123yomum Před 4 lety +1

    This is such a happy and joyful video, so amazing. Thank you so much

  • @guiorgy
    @guiorgy Před 4 lety +12

    19:26 Spiff... Scavens deployed 3641, it's your dark elves that deployed 1784 and lost 809...

  • @vergiltheinfamousdarkslaye6067

    Spiff: "Say happy things in the comments"
    Me: "Yorkshire tea sponsorship"

    • @truedox
      @truedox Před 4 lety +3

      I am nice man, with happy feelings, all of the time

    • @Extramrdo
      @Extramrdo Před 4 lety +4

      Spiff: "Say happy things in the comments"
      Me: "Yorkshire tea sponsorship"

    • @swaggercat9000
      @swaggercat9000 Před 4 lety +2

      *Happy Brit noises*

  • @ajgathright3790
    @ajgathright3790 Před 2 lety +7

    Wholesome and perfectly family friendly. Inspiring

  • @jahcoba
    @jahcoba Před 4 lety

    Great work spiffing! Love your work keep it up

  • @zacksilverstone7642
    @zacksilverstone7642 Před 4 lety +35

    *Slave = Money = Army = Slave*
    "I see nothing wrong with this."

    • @baburik
      @baburik Před 4 lety +3

      worked for the last 5k years. why stop?

    • @MrJuggalokilla69
      @MrJuggalokilla69 Před 4 lety +2

      @@baburik guys...politics aren't "nice"...butt sects=nice

  • @invidofinp1828
    @invidofinp1828 Před 4 lety +105

    So it's like real life?
    Own Slaves
    ......
    Profit.

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 Před 4 lety +1

      Ye own countries you get tax pay up

    • @dudeguy9081
      @dudeguy9081 Před 4 lety +6

      My basement slaves don't really make me any profit.
      They kind of just sit there and cry a lot.

    • @tedcomet3121
      @tedcomet3121 Před 4 lety +1

      Africa hasnt figured out the profit part yet

    • @geemcspankinson
      @geemcspankinson Před 4 lety +1

      I too own 17 slaves and make them weave baskets.

    • @mercury6800
      @mercury6800 Před 4 lety +2

      How unbritish of all of you your not supposed to have slaves that’s bad you must have indentured workers who you pay £2 per year of work

  • @RichRamp
    @RichRamp Před 4 lety

    What a magnificent video, keep up the good work supreme marshal Spiff!

  • @The_Real_Maxajax
    @The_Real_Maxajax Před 4 lety

    That was the most wholesome thing, thank you for uploading. Happy words.

  • @war1980
    @war1980 Před 4 lety +67

    "You should do a rebel."
    Hey, I'm a rebel....

  • @Rudevald
    @Rudevald Před 4 lety +41

    Calling chaos knights "Holy" xD

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot Před 4 lety +1

    Spiffing uploads content I like, and that's it.
    Crazy.

  • @angrypirate1094
    @angrypirate1094 Před 4 lety +1

    Happy video, very informative, I learned a lot about how to treat people nicely. Me and my dog are both smiling and being active while doing what we learned in this video.

  • @austinpigott7256
    @austinpigott7256 Před 4 lety +18

    Hey spiff when you fought the skaven you were looking at your losses not there's

  • @spugggaldon361
    @spugggaldon361 Před 4 lety +113

    "we've got torture pits, they're fantastic" - The Spiffing Brit 2019

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 Před 4 lety

      Are not we happy to have those pits?

    • @HrHaakon
      @HrHaakon Před 4 lety

      We put you in the pits, and then we torture you. It's very literal.

  • @IoMirceaMareVoievod
    @IoMirceaMareVoievod Před 4 lety

    This is the most educative video i have ever seen! It is beautiful!

  • @dcap1
    @dcap1 Před 4 lety

    I'm so happy this nice family-friendly channel made another kind video thank you for your charity and your monetized content

  • @toddh9429
    @toddh9429 Před 4 lety +328

    "Just have a lot of money and accidentally buy India" - Historians, probably

  • @ArthurEKing8472
    @ArthurEKing8472 Před 4 lety +16

    6:20 Spiff: "It's a Sudoku! It's Blue One!"
    Logic Problem Puzzle: "I'm not a Sudoku! I'm more than just numbers!"
    Blue Two: "Am I just a joke to you?"

    • @Devan-sm8tr
      @Devan-sm8tr Před 4 lety

      I thought it was red two.

    • @michaeldaigle7207
      @michaeldaigle7207 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm fairly sure it's red two, so there isn't two blues

    • @ArthurEKing8472
      @ArthurEKing8472 Před 4 lety +4

      @@michaeldaigle7207 The way the puzzle is, is that there are 4 colours, and 4 numbers. each column and row needs to have one of each. in the top line, you have 3 out of 4 of the possible colours, and so the final square in the top right corner of the square MUST be purple. It also must be a One, as two, three, and four have already been selected as well.
      This provides us with three symbols in the far right column. A purple One, a yellow 4, and a red three. So the only colour left is blue, and the only number left is two.
      Henceforth, Blue Two should be the correct answer.
      That said, the person who designed this puzzle sucks, because ideally you would also only have one of each possible option, but the solution requires 2 purple 1's, two red 3's, two blue 2's, and two yellow 4's. *sigh* I consider that a failure of a puzzle-design.

    • @ArthurEKing8472
      @ArthurEKing8472 Před 4 lety +3

      @@michaeldaigle7207 Final completed square is as follows
      B = Blue; R = Red; P = Purple; Y = Yellow
      (B2) (R4) (Y3) (P1)
      (R3) (B1) (P2) (Y4)
      (Y4) (P3) (R1) (B2)
      (P1) (T2) (B4) (R3)
      The ? in the picture is in the 12th position, (or 3rd row, 4th column). Ergo Blue 2.
      If it was a Red 2, then you'd have a red 2, and a red 3 in the same column. Ergo, Blue.

    • @MrJuggalokilla69
      @MrJuggalokilla69 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ArthurEKing8472 r/theydidthemath

  • @Ghostpeanut11
    @Ghostpeanut11 Před 4 lety

    Wow what a completely revolutionary video. It changed my life! Thank you!

  • @HummingbirdSound
    @HummingbirdSound Před 4 lety +15

    "Wave after wave... slowly drifting... wave after waaaaave...!"

  • @steveborodzik2695
    @steveborodzik2695 Před 4 lety +149

    happy, entertaining, funny, enjoy, laugh, cute, bright, smart, cozy, positive, upbeat, candid, fun, great, excellent, brilliant, perfect, beautiful, genius, abundant, accepting, earnest, fabulous, fair, genuine, active, beaming, appreciate, inspire, ideal, joy, magnificent, and sublime.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Před 4 lety +63

    "Brief foray"
    >Spent like a dozen hours on this video

    • @KorilD
      @KorilD Před 4 lety

      Love that dry British humour.

    • @harrisonedwards9219
      @harrisonedwards9219 Před 4 lety +1

      I thought that was a brief foray.

    • @leadpaintchips9461
      @leadpaintchips9461 Před 4 lety +3

      That is a brief foray into TW:WH.

    • @iraqiwalker1436
      @iraqiwalker1436 Před 4 lety

      In TW:WH, if you spent anything less than 50+ hours, that's a brief foray. Especially when playing a Mortal Empires campaign.

    • @torva360
      @torva360 Před 4 lety

      For any total war game, that is brief.

  • @meilir1967
    @meilir1967 Před 4 lety +37

    Spiff: This simple exploit will win you the game!
    *twenty hours later*
    Me: finally I’ve enslaved the universe

  • @OldSpacePizza
    @OldSpacePizza Před 4 lety +3

    "Write nice things"
    ok
    Spiff is a tea loving man with a golden heart and his skill of making tea bring tears to my eyes. This video is very kind, so many jobs generated and giving all of those people jobs so they can support their families.
    Spiff you warm hug giver you ^_^

  • @TheCommunistColin
    @TheCommunistColin Před 4 lety +46

    "Dark Elves don't have any units good at actually fighting"
    wheezes in sisters of slaughter

    • @mangaranwow2543
      @mangaranwow2543 Před 4 lety +13

      Maybe Malekith could lend him some gold so he can purchase the DLC ;)

    • @MrAchsas
      @MrAchsas Před 4 lety +4

      TheCommunistColin or you know all the other good infantry this guy is high like why does he have a shit army still after a fk ton of turns

    • @clefsan
      @clefsan Před 4 lety +1

      he said at the beginning his goal was to make max amount of money, so if he can be successful with armies filled with low level grunts, why would he spend more money on expensive more elite troops he apparently doesn't need? :) - though I agree that his judgement on offensive capability of the Dark Elves is very faulty

    • @MrAchsas
      @MrAchsas Před 4 lety +2

      @@clefsan well then why does he complain about the auto result when his army is poo poo xD

    • @clefsan
      @clefsan Před 4 lety +3

      if you mean his complaint at about 20:40, I assumed he was complaining that the auto resolve prediction was giving him lower odds to win than he felt he should get, not the result itself. but maybe I misunderstood. though I'll say that some of his comments make me think he may not understand all of the mechanics of the game as well as he should before making such a video.

  • @2007Shockwave
    @2007Shockwave Před 4 lety +10

    Mug: The preferred term of beer drinkers or the dreaded coffee drinkers.
    *Sips coffee*

  • @turbowaifu1061
    @turbowaifu1061 Před 4 lety +1

    such a lovely video :))) it makes me happy to see this type of content. i will definitely watch more videos like it. genuinely lovely content :)))))))))

  • @huwburroughes6012
    @huwburroughes6012 Před 4 lety

    Wonderful video, such creative personnel management!

  • @bobsmith7066
    @bobsmith7066 Před 4 lety +65

    “I am not interested in conquering lands.”
    - Spiff 2019
    There is only one thing to do! The Queen must revoke Spiff’s British citizenship! Not conquering goes against everything British!

    • @itchykami
      @itchykami Před 4 lety +3

      Oh, looks like Spiff payed off the Queen.

    • @IDontKnow-zc2sb
      @IDontKnow-zc2sb Před 4 lety +1

      We the brits don't conquer, just improve.

    • @ignis488
      @ignis488 Před 4 lety +4

      Don't conquer, just colonize

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch Před 4 lety +9

      Conquering is such an UNFORTUNATE word.
      The Brits *aggressively occupy what is already theirs*

    • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
      @jimothyworldbuilding3664 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh but sir we don't conquer for conquest... we do it for money. Spiff is merely circumventing the usual method and, as such, is doing nothing wrong.

  • @yvindblff5628
    @yvindblff5628 Před 4 lety +4

    Running down fleeing enemies is also a good way to increase your slave count.
    So. Nice things, eh?
    Lovely, warm meat pie. Adorable kittens. Snoozing by the fireplace. Free food. Sunlit field of flowers. Warm slippers. Soft toilet paper. Soup.

  • @sjonnieplayfull5859
    @sjonnieplayfull5859 Před 4 lety +12

    Spiff: say nice things in the comments.
    Me: Tea. Glorious tea. Glorious, lovely tea. We will fill the world with happy tea plantations, educate all people how to drink glorious tea and make so much tea the next time your cousins get angry they will be throwing ocean into the tea.... Ah yes, the tea...

  • @itmf6565
    @itmf6565 Před rokem +4

    how wonderful this video was to watch! It made me soo happy :)

    • @DsiakMondala
      @DsiakMondala Před rokem

      I love you and I love your family, please be happy forever!

  • @KBShantuma
    @KBShantuma Před 4 lety +48

    You want a nice word?
    Here have one: "Erdbeerkuchen"
    This is a very nice word.

    • @plastikus28
      @plastikus28 Před 4 lety +4

      Lovely word, now I am hungry.

    • @sebastianlodge7549
      @sebastianlodge7549 Před 4 lety +1

      Shakara
      strawberry something?

    • @plastikus28
      @plastikus28 Před 4 lety +3

      @@sebastianlodge7549 strawberry cake.

    • @reginadea2821
      @reginadea2821 Před 4 lety +6

      @@plastikus28 What does it say about the Germans that their word for strawberry includes the word "beer"?

    • @davethompson3326
      @davethompson3326 Před 4 lety +1

      @@reginadea2821 Healthy perspective

  • @MarkoPolo1223
    @MarkoPolo1223 Před 4 lety +29

    "comment happy words"
    Here goes:
    happy, entertaining, funny, enjoy, laugh, cute, bright, smart, cozy, positive, upbeat, candid, fun, great, excellent, brilliant, perfect, beautiful, genius, abundant, accepting, earnest, fabulous, fair, genuine, active, beaming, appreciate, inspire, ideal, joy, magnificent, and sublime.

  • @alexandrejesus8709
    @alexandrejesus8709 Před 4 lety

    A very entertaining video, pure teaching, beautiful voice, surprise hiring was the best comment

  • @druedriwood3892
    @druedriwood3892 Před 4 lety

    man such a happy great amazing video total inspirational and helpful

  • @X1x1Scrolls1x5X
    @X1x1Scrolls1x5X Před 4 lety +12

    "Brother get the shotgun...The heavy shotgun"

  • @deni140492deni
    @deni140492deni Před 4 lety +40

    how about the "entrepeneur" hero trait for the high elves: it stacks and you can reach a point were you earn 30k extra money for each hero. There's also the huge number of 200g/turn full stack army of skeletons for the vampire lords.

    • @deni140492deni
      @deni140492deni Před 4 lety +9

      just keep hiring high elf heroes with the entrepeneur skill. it increases 3% of your total global income for each hero and 5% of the local province income. that 3% increase will stack with each hero to the point that you'll get dozens of tousands gold increase/turn if you have enough entreponeur heroes

    • @brokensky2378
      @brokensky2378 Před 4 lety +10

      Legend of total war had a response to this video using that exact tactic. The numbers were terrifying

    • @666Kaca
      @666Kaca Před 4 lety

      @@deni140492deni That takes way longer to come into play though. You need influence, gold and most importantly, hero capacity.

    • @gumundur1721
      @gumundur1721 Před 4 lety

      @@666Kaca Well currently I'm on turn 106 on VH got 7 of those entrepreneurs in my capital and around 6 more in armies (Teclis is wizard he doesn't get one :þ) 7 full stacks and still go 24k income but I guess I got more provinces than Spiff since I'm really aggressive this late game 7 armies going around everywhere so much fun ;D

  • @Aufsammelkabbler
    @Aufsammelkabbler Před rokem +3

    The sweetest, most heartwarming, childfriendly video our benevolent benefactor Spiff has graced us till today ;)

  • @Emeraldwake
    @Emeraldwake Před 4 lety +9

    “Happy nice good words”

  • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
    @Galdenberry_Lamphuck Před 4 lety +14

    Listening to spiff makes me the happiest underpaid dish miner on the planet.

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 Před 4 lety +2

      People paying tax makes me the happiest empire in the world

  • @JM.....
    @JM..... Před 4 lety +10

    19:50 i don't think spiff knows how to read tables

  • @supahsteven
    @supahsteven Před 4 lety

    Oh shit I also just bought this game, and to see you put out a video on it made me real happy. Great minds think alike, great video like always!

  • @SamEichers
    @SamEichers Před 4 lety +1

    The adorable kittens make me happy and I love all the great inspiration plus wonderful feelings. Your strong stance on equality is so heartening.
    "Happy things"?