"In 1990, We Were Warned Never To Return To The Moon" Creepypasta

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  • @vincentscats9314
    @vincentscats9314 Před 4 lety +608

    Figures on the moon: *"You darn kids get off my property"*

  • @thewinterweapons1747
    @thewinterweapons1747 Před 5 lety +1361

    “Those who knew didn’t care. Those that cared didn’t know.” Good old Lord of War quote. I love it.

  • @richardwilliams5387
    @richardwilliams5387 Před 3 lety +77

    "You have no idea, nor will ever know what we know is on the moon" than immediately hands him a file and tell him a story explaining everything. Lol

    • @dfsmith6684
      @dfsmith6684 Před 3 lety +13

      ...and then leaves the documents with the psych guy for MONTHS, only to ask him if he made copies and then, after believing him, shreds the documents.
      Come ON.

    • @glenndunnings489
      @glenndunnings489 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

    • @generaleerelativity9524
      @generaleerelativity9524 Před 3 lety +2

      How about the way they describe the dead bodies? They wouldn't be strewn across the landscape, they would have instantly frozen solid after the sudden explosive depressurization. Then repeatedly cooked and cooled until they were nothing but dust.

    • @richardwilliams5387
      @richardwilliams5387 Před 3 lety +1

      @@generaleerelativity9524 For sure, I know these things are by definition amateur but a little effort (research how these things would happen, and how people speak) would go a long way...

    • @h4rv3stdamoon48
      @h4rv3stdamoon48 Před 3 lety +1

      @@generaleerelativity9524 unless in this reality the moon has some sort of ozone layer/atmosphere, however very weak, almost non existent, but enough for organisms to not turn to dust and rocks due to the harsh radiation of outer space.

  • @namor3607
    @namor3607 Před 3 lety +541

    I'm starting to see that the decline of creepypastas is directly related to the fact that creepypasta authors are redditors. This story went from "interesting but confusing" to "oh, reddit" so fast.

    • @n_tag9498
      @n_tag9498 Před 3 lety +13

      What do you mean by that?

    • @Admin-5
      @Admin-5 Před 3 lety +29

      @@n_tag9498 extremely atheist and anti religious

    • @biggusdickus6537
      @biggusdickus6537 Před 2 lety +3

      Better than them being written by loser incels

    • @ladydimitrescu4746
      @ladydimitrescu4746 Před 2 lety +17

      @@biggusdickus6537 Redditors and loser incels? whats the difference?

    • @Indubidably0
      @Indubidably0 Před 2 lety +1

      @@biggusdickus6537 Said the loser incel

  • @goodlin01
    @goodlin01 Před 5 lety +2565

    NASA: woah look at these rocks
    Alien: can you not
    NASA: why
    Alien: do you pay rent?

    • @thehivemind3231
      @thehivemind3231 Před 5 lety +101

      Do YoU wAnT tO eXpLoDe?!

    • @sabribeser2268
      @sabribeser2268 Před 5 lety +43

      Nasa:goes to mars (mlg glasses)

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha Před 5 lety +40

      Rock taxes

    • @theinquisitivecritter
      @theinquisitivecritter Před 5 lety +23

      French Fry 28 it's a decent movie but have you seen Apollo 18 on Netflix? it's in the horror section

    • @mrupsingod
      @mrupsingod Před 5 lety +36

      The moon doesn't spin, always has the same dark side, it's more like a large artificial satellite

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access Před 5 lety +2762

    The moon is just an introvert and would rather be left alone

  • @Sameoldfitup
    @Sameoldfitup Před 2 lety +48

    “Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood.” ― Leonardo da Vinci.

    • @robertpaulson8790
      @robertpaulson8790 Před 2 lety +3

      I loved him in Wolf of wallstreet

    • @lukaswarnica9310
      @lukaswarnica9310 Před rokem

      You cannot suppress something if you don't know what it is you are suppressing.

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX Před 10 měsíci

      ​​@@robertpaulson8790DiCaprio vs DaVinci

  • @lorenadelcordonez1200
    @lorenadelcordonez1200 Před 4 lety +140

    Some humans: land on the moon
    Aliens: *HIPPITY HOPPITY, GET OUT OF MY PROPERTY*

    • @joelou9707
      @joelou9707 Před 3 lety

      Hipity pipity pow!wanda

    • @what9418
      @what9418 Před 3 lety +4

      Sounds like American aliens.

    • @summer20105707
      @summer20105707 Před 3 lety

      HOPPITY HIFFITY. WE ALIENS CAN TAKE OVER YOUR PLANET IN A JIFFY. LOL

    • @Burnitifugotit
      @Burnitifugotit Před 3 lety

      @@joelou9707 didn’t go twenty!

  • @kaiserredgamer8943
    @kaiserredgamer8943 Před 5 lety +893

    *USSR* : Haha our moon landing of 1968 is a success. Now how do we go back home again?
    *Shadow figures on the Moon* : *good question*

    • @pandataco8221
      @pandataco8221 Před 5 lety +7

      hahahaha

    • @woohooo7813
      @woohooo7813 Před 5 lety +5

      *Intriguing*

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha Před 5 lety +3

      Interesting

    • @catalanademaree6528
      @catalanademaree6528 Před 4 lety +3

      Nice🤣🤣

    • @scottytaylor6100
      @scottytaylor6100 Před 4 lety +10

      20th july 1969. hittlers birthday, landing on grid co ordinets pricess to orion belt!!! speed of light is not wot ya think. nasa wa on moon same day, not days. armstrong buzz. 33 degre masions

  • @NatsuDragneel-fy1nk
    @NatsuDragneel-fy1nk Před 4 lety +437

    *putting shells in my Destiny shotgun* "Moons haunted"

  • @blackoutrefox7484
    @blackoutrefox7484 Před 4 lety +219

    Doom slayer: *loads shotgun* moons haunted

  • @williamhendricks7114
    @williamhendricks7114 Před 4 lety +177

    Guy: Gets taken to a secret base.
    "What's goin-"
    Secret group of scientists and agents:
    Here take our secret documents, pictures, and lead us. We are to stupid to do our own jobs.

    • @mandelaeffect1111
      @mandelaeffect1111 Před 4 lety +8

      *too stupid🤣

    • @kaydenmontgomery3434
      @kaydenmontgomery3434 Před 4 lety +1

      G.I. Wonder bruh who cares

    • @mandelaeffect1111
      @mandelaeffect1111 Před 4 lety +8

      kayden montgomery I laughed. Calling someone “stupid” and misspelling “too” while you do it. Who’s stupid now? I see it so often.

    • @Haunting_figure
      @Haunting_figure Před 4 lety +7

      G.I. Wonder maybe English isn’t their first language, just because they used the wrong too doesn’t mean they’re stupid.

    • @mandelaeffect1111
      @mandelaeffect1111 Před 4 lety +3

      Siren Umm...I didn’t call them stupid. I was quoting them but correcting the “to”.

  • @ethana2774
    @ethana2774 Před 5 lety +1255

    NASA employee: "hey you guys are back soon we than w..."
    Astronaut:"moons haunted"
    NASA employee: "what...?"
    Astronaut:(cocking pistol and getting back on ship) "moons haunted."

  • @tariqdickens9809
    @tariqdickens9809 Před 5 lety +247

    Destiny fans: m o o n ' s h a u n t e d
    Warframe fans: v o i d f u c k e r y

  • @astronutz6623
    @astronutz6623 Před 4 lety +57

    Does this explain the face of Buzz Aldrin when he said pure evil

    • @michaelcuff5780
      @michaelcuff5780 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh shit!

    • @Skyy_415
      @Skyy_415 Před 3 lety +5

      He's talking about the slave labor being perpetrated in space, along with missing people of earth ending up in these space colonies

  • @stevenclark1662
    @stevenclark1662 Před 3 lety +80

    "You don't know, nor will you ever know, what we know about what's up there.
    Now, here is a document containing everything we know about what's up there."

    • @PaddyMcMe
      @PaddyMcMe Před 3 lety +3

      The writing, and ideas are just awful aren't they? It's got so many clearly borrowed events and subjects.

    • @sandraweilbrenner67
      @sandraweilbrenner67 Před 3 lety

      What document?

    • @collincarter4616
      @collincarter4616 Před 3 lety

      Lol good plot but smh

    • @BIZZLLENIZZLLE
      @BIZZLLENIZZLLE Před 3 lety

      And just hang on to the secret documents when you leave.

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 Před 3 lety

      @@PaddyMcMe I mean it was a good story overall, the author just tried to create a serious blood-chilling moment with what the character said, probably took a break, then came back and thought, "ok, now they'll tell the guy his mission"
      I get it. And it's a good story overall

  • @iyozi
    @iyozi Před 5 lety +556

    So the aliens sent angry faxes saying "get off my lawn"

  • @godofguns2434
    @godofguns2434 Před 4 lety +350

    Humans: *lands on moon*
    Creatures: so you have chosen death.

    • @bigredwolf6
      @bigredwolf6 Před 4 lety +9

      God Of Guns Humans: it’s treason then

    • @joshboy4448
      @joshboy4448 Před 3 lety +2

      @God Of Guns, @ bigredwolfe ..... this has been officially declared apartheid

    • @alexsmaniaa
      @alexsmaniaa Před 3 lety +1

      GB80

    • @bwana3006
      @bwana3006 Před 3 lety +1

      God Of Guns lol

    • @SoManyTopics
      @SoManyTopics Před 3 lety +4

      He also said it was too sensitive of information that he couldn't tell us everything, but they hand it to him to take home like it's an info pamphlet from a welcome center, and he just throws it in a box for later. Good reader, weak story.

  • @jotarokujo9084
    @jotarokujo9084 Před 4 lety +17

    aliens: leave the moon n-. me: WHERE ARE YOU HIDING YOUR CHEESE

  • @dennishuffman785
    @dennishuffman785 Před 3 lety +8

    And remember that one of the astronaughts came back and said that there were strange blue structures on the actual moon but those pictures were suppressed after their return. The missions were in response to an event that happened in real life.

  • @ajweldon1165
    @ajweldon1165 Před 4 lety +286

    Astronaut returns
    NASA:how did it go
    Astronaut:*grabs shotgun* moons haunted

    • @rohzpopper4922
      @rohzpopper4922 Před 3 lety +7

      Masa never lands on moon.
      Scenarios were made in studio !

    • @izayalaban9889
      @izayalaban9889 Před 3 lety

      No

    • @rookiejr1600
      @rookiejr1600 Před 3 lety +5

      @@rohzpopper4922 masa is a cool space program name.

    • @jaime59
      @jaime59 Před 3 lety +6

      We never went... We spent the money. Buying election machines and printing presses for fake ballots. Don't forget the partying money and tip to soros

    • @jaime59
      @jaime59 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rohzpopper4922 thats how they got our money

  • @uhohspaghettios9966
    @uhohspaghettios9966 Před 5 lety +344

    That's a great movie plot, I am 34 years old and just found someone to read me bedtime stories!

    • @hadynwills3677
      @hadynwills3677 Před 3 lety +12

      There is a movie along the same plot Apollo 18 creepy movie.🚀

    • @scottykilgore6966
      @scottykilgore6966 Před 3 lety +3

      Can I borrow this person Lol 😁😂😆😂

    • @whiteknuckle9115
      @whiteknuckle9115 Před 3 lety +2

      Watch Apollo 20

    • @Sammyli99
      @Sammyli99 Před 3 lety +7

      As Covid continued into it's fourth decade, and thirty-seventh strain, people Zoomed together in small groups and hired others to read to them, the gentle sound of a human voice: real intonations, sighs and pauses, made them feel alive and vibrant, but most of all... it made them feel welcomed. It was a Job she had never wanted to do, but its how she fell in love!

    • @abdullahameen6047
      @abdullahameen6047 Před 3 lety

      Lmao

  • @julianneheindorf5757
    @julianneheindorf5757 Před 2 lety +17

    Actually, if there are any aliens out there planning on whizzing by earth, I bet they make sure to lock the doors of their space craft first because we are an unpredictable and violent species.

    • @impersonationy1
      @impersonationy1 Před rokem +2

      yep lmao

    • @jasontodd8071
      @jasontodd8071 Před rokem

      "You see that war, kids?"
      BOOM!
      "Lock those hatches!"
      (Paraphrasing National Lampoon's Vacation!)

  • @skawabla7687
    @skawabla7687 Před 3 lety +7

    America: "WELP, BREAK OUT THE SPACE NUKES BOYS, WE TRAINED FOR THIS."

  • @eddiethehead8797
    @eddiethehead8797 Před 5 lety +76

    I just watched "We Found Something Under The Ice In The Antarctic" . I love cosmic horror and extraterrestrial horror stories

    • @imnotsupposedtobehere2692
      @imnotsupposedtobehere2692 Před 4 lety +1

      Eddie The Head Ooh, was it good? Cosmic and extraterrestrial horror stories are amazing. I’m always looking for good ones.

    • @beepbeepboptrain4978
      @beepbeepboptrain4978 Před 4 lety +5

      The scariest thing is...
      Seeing a virus in the ice. Yes, it has happened.

    • @teddybrown7573
      @teddybrown7573 Před 4 lety +1

      It reminds me of hp lovecraft, sort of a more modern and technical take on his work

    • @Saint3188
      @Saint3188 Před 8 měsíci

      Nice I listened to that one as well I loved that story

  • @masonmcgrew9790
    @masonmcgrew9790 Před 5 lety +1143

    aliens: declare war
    russia: laughs in space chernobyl
    america: laughs in endless war over space oil

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 Před 5 lety +28

      Cthulhu: Laughs in GINORMOUS WATER BUBBLES DEEP BENEATH THE SEA.

    • @earth2k66
      @earth2k66 Před 5 lety +52

      Japan: _Laughs at three of'em and makes an Anime out'a it and profit!_

    • @ashleaporter9874
      @ashleaporter9874 Před 5 lety +9

      @@earth2k66 hell yeah

    • @livelovelaughing2213
      @livelovelaughing2213 Před 5 lety +13

      Aliens laugh in sun energy

    • @ellepant
      @ellepant Před 5 lety +21

      Britain creates british space empire

  • @levigarrett8674
    @levigarrett8674 Před 4 lety +7

    Before i retired i worked for 1 of the largest global construction groups,i was in charge of building outbuildings on 7 different US Embassy compounds, the shit the FBI put me & my men through just to work on Embassy grounds was intense as hell ,all questions asked they wrote down on forms we never saw & 2 men had their homes turned inside out before being denied to work , having gone through what i did i know for sure this is a con job ghost story .

  • @sxviiior
    @sxviiior Před 4 lety +70

    I know it’s a story lowkey tho kinda made sense and now I’m thinking about this lol (I’m big into conspiracy theories history aliens etc)

    • @sonnycorleone8529
      @sonnycorleone8529 Před 4 lety +3

      xlcySaviorx, Hello. This was a made up Creepypasta space story. But it had some truth in it too and I thought it was well done myself. All the best.

    • @kaylynnwatson3314
      @kaylynnwatson3314 Před 4 lety +2

      The book of Enoch tells all about the fallen beings that left their first estate, or habitation came down and made a pact to mess up the DNA of humans. They mated with human women and had Giants this was against the God of heavens and the Earth's "God of the Bible"wishes. Jesus came to save us from these awful beings they hate us because we bear the image of God that's why Gods people have been persecuted through out history. The Bible is true Jesus is the only way to defeat these creatures.

    • @falllinemaniac
      @falllinemaniac Před 4 lety +4

      The Prophet from hundreds of years ago who's followers will kill us? Does any particular religion fit this description?

    • @Scotty-vs4lf
      @Scotty-vs4lf Před 4 lety

      same

    • @Ohhhh955
      @Ohhhh955 Před 4 lety

      Sonny Corleone wow I’m glad I’m not the o my one who believes that if any of this were to happen, this is exactly how our government would respond.

  • @kevincy5397
    @kevincy5397 Před 5 lety +602

    I love how the Russian called everyone 'comrade'...

    • @LichQueenIvy
      @LichQueenIvy Před 4 lety +46

      I bet you tried to spell Kratzof and failed so you just put “the Russian”

    • @antonioluna4538
      @antonioluna4538 Před 4 lety +16

      @@LichQueenIvy 💀💀💀

    • @LichQueenIvy
      @LichQueenIvy Před 4 lety +21

      LA Lakers Shut up

    • @ughhowmanydayspassed
      @ughhowmanydayspassed Před 4 lety +14

      @@LichQueenIvy I mean, people know who he's talking about so... it doesn't really matter.

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 Před 4 lety +1

      Kevincy nice Rusky 🥰

  • @One_Eyed_Man_
    @One_Eyed_Man_ Před 5 lety +104

    Them letting him take top secret documents and even photos with him sounded pretty implausible. Beyond that, this wasn't bad.

    • @puggle6649
      @puggle6649 Před 5 lety +6

      Another thing, if all they needed was to get rid of his documents, why bring him to the base *and* inform him on the mission?

    • @joed9269
      @joed9269 Před rokem

      why pull some "random guy" out some random class.

    • @Nuuk_
      @Nuuk_ Před rokem +1

      The rest sounds plausible to you?

    • @Upsidedowndog27
      @Upsidedowndog27 Před 9 měsíci

      Especially when he said they let him have the documents for 7 MONTHS. Ridiculous. Would never happen.

  • @hatedbymanylovedbyfew3567

    I like these scary stories during the night gives a chilling and thrilling scary vibe.

  • @thelonewoodsman3148
    @thelonewoodsman3148 Před 4 lety +24

    Lets talk about how Kratzzof general guy could have been an "expierement"

  • @scumbaggaming9418
    @scumbaggaming9418 Před 5 lety +526

    "It's not made of cheese..."
    The fUCK you mean?!?

    • @PonFORDS
      @PonFORDS Před 5 lety +11

      Scumbag Gaming There There Scumbag Gaming There There *Grabs Scumbag Gaming in a big ol HUG* There There my friend. It will be ok. *Hums the tune of Mocking Bird* to calm Scumbag Gaming down.

    • @johnmatthesen1186
      @johnmatthesen1186 Před 5 lety +5

      The thing is, it’s actually made of cheese

    • @notthefbi7015
      @notthefbi7015 Před 5 lety +7

      This Bullshit saying it isn’t made from cheese!!!!!!

    • @stalinsstepsis
      @stalinsstepsis Před 5 lety +9

      It is made of cheese and the aliens what it all for them and none for us smh

    • @supafreshent.5746
      @supafreshent.5746 Před 5 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessyavila5317
    @jessyavila5317 Před 5 lety +497

    I really like how you tell these stories ,the eerie background music the tone in your voice keep it up 👍👍.

    • @silencedone2821
      @silencedone2821 Před 5 lety +4

      Yes, its perfect

    • @caribou0200
      @caribou0200 Před 5 lety +1

      The power of great editing

    • @distantxr2168
      @distantxr2168 Před 5 lety +4

      If the emphasis of the letter h wasn't there after every single sentence, I'd like it way way more

    • @Met9171
      @Met9171 Před 5 lety +1

      don't u believe in him/this?

  • @beast11135
    @beast11135 Před 4 lety +22

    These stories are so interesting. It let's us go into the mind of how other people think.

  • @yvone2919
    @yvone2919 Před 3 lety +81

    Imagine Conor McGregor on the moon “who the fook is that guy” 😂

  • @cupquake2635
    @cupquake2635 Před 5 lety +16

    IDK why but for some reason these videos are really calming to me and I always fall asleep when listening to them(NOT because they are boring or anything you just have a really nice voice )

  • @RavenVargas27
    @RavenVargas27 Před 5 lety +22

    The poor moon can't catch a break people just keep bugging it. love the eerie background music playing while you tell the tale makes it creepier

    • @RavenVargas27
      @RavenVargas27 Před 5 lety +1

      @@wiskur8306 I know right? Their scumbags I hate all littering

  • @flournoymason8961
    @flournoymason8961 Před 3 lety +2

    There was a movie called "The Angry Red Planet" about hostile aliens who had a civilization on Mars and in that movie they did tell us to stay out. Just a movie. Neither the moon nor Mars will ever have a civilization unless we put one there. Martians would have shared technology with us had they been there.

  • @lwatson9678
    @lwatson9678 Před 3 lety +8

    It sounds like some of the radio dramas my parents and grandparents told me about.

  • @bailzz180
    @bailzz180 Před 5 lety +331

    I thought that the Russian was one of them tbh
    And the photo was gonna show some odd detail
    Regardless loving your channel

    • @crescentmoon5859
      @crescentmoon5859 Před 5 lety +14

      Yeah but he never said he looked at the photos.

    • @toomanyrads3827
      @toomanyrads3827 Před 5 lety +15

      Same, would have been a good closing twist

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 Před 5 lety +1

      "You thought I was that Russian, but it was me - No. 1653648957!"

    • @crispylizard8295
      @crispylizard8295 Před 5 lety +8

      Yeah this channel usually leaves me unsatisfied with the endings but i guess its not his fault its the writers

    • @bailzz180
      @bailzz180 Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah I fully understand, it’s kinda good in a way because I know that with the fewer details the more my brain jumps to different conclusions

  • @-yaboi-8319
    @-yaboi-8319 Před 5 lety +621

    So aliens technically did 9/11. Gotcha

    • @alexking9748
      @alexking9748 Před 5 lety +9

      - Ya Boi - wasn’t that a series on the history channel?

    • @-yaboi-8319
      @-yaboi-8319 Před 5 lety +55

      @@alexking9748 Yea it was called Yu-Gi-Oh

    • @andrewdaley3081
      @andrewdaley3081 Před 5 lety +4

      @tom kat just accepte what the government tell you the wouldn't lie to you. Andy England. 😉

    • @kidswhogame2341
      @kidswhogame2341 Před 5 lety +6

      As it seems they also created anti vaxx people and the new wave feminism.

    • @jkw5458
      @jkw5458 Před 5 lety +4

      @@-yaboi-8319 I thought it was Beyblade...

  • @rentablescroll6207
    @rentablescroll6207 Před 3 lety +13

    Me, wearing my hood and mask, loading a shotgun: Moons Haunted

  • @cDayz
    @cDayz Před 3 lety +5

    I've listened to this four times. This would make a great movie.

  • @coyotebite397
    @coyotebite397 Před 4 lety +101

    The look in those eyes are saddening...

    • @ManiacMcgeee
      @ManiacMcgeee Před 3 lety +1

      He has the look like his wife left him.

  • @khabibnurmagomedov3833
    @khabibnurmagomedov3833 Před 5 lety +51

    Okay... What if, the russian guy is actually being controlled by the aliens. And they are testing our British-American. But the photograph was the russian guys feeble attempt to warn our psychologist. So that by the time our russian guy returns, the photograph reveals something important and helps him escape.

    • @Bequester
      @Bequester Před 5 lety +5

      *LA Noir INTENSIFIES*

    • @westwind7340
      @westwind7340 Před 5 lety +6

      Khabib, Good point! Asking to have a Photograph made, wasn't just for a picture, it had to be a HUGE clue in this entire story....too bad it wasn't followed-up on...A picture says a thousand words!...imo

    • @carnivus6087
      @carnivus6087 Před 4 lety +1

      I was expecting that to have its own little twist at the end, honestly. I can only hope there's a follow-up to this, preferably a short addendum that just includes that little bit of extra scariness at the end!

  • @Deadman_Elit3
    @Deadman_Elit3 Před 4 lety +5

    I loved the concept of religion being a social experiment by aliens.
    Aliens: "let's tweak the psyche of some people every couple thousand years and see what happens"

  • @bumblebeeznutz9506
    @bumblebeeznutz9506 Před 3 lety +4

    Martian Manhunter: "Ok ok. It's not haunted. It's just me. It's lonely monitoring you guys from the watch tower. Put the flame thrower away, please!"

  • @bluestingray8955
    @bluestingray8955 Před 5 lety +308

    Aliens: we will wage war
    Cratoft: oy Ivan get the tsar bomba blyat

    • @cecollins68
      @cecollins68 Před 5 lety +11

      Oy ckya!! glory for the motherland!!

    • @parrythis8536
      @parrythis8536 Před 5 lety +8

      URRAAAA

    • @Iijjccbb
      @Iijjccbb Před 5 lety +20

      BlueStingray895 the aliens just see a man blasting hardbass chugging vodka screaming Russian obscenities and doing the Russian kick on the bomb hurtles towards them

    • @cecollins68
      @cecollins68 Před 5 lety +3

      Oy Boris Drop this cyka on them on the and war is won blyat czcams.com/video/jQRb4DZnhn8/video.html

    • @atralik7403
      @atralik7403 Před 5 lety +3

      Oh Blin! it Missied to much vodka laytely blayt

  • @moppman3191
    @moppman3191 Před 5 lety +190

    "Here take these files"
    Yeah bullshit this man would be killed. Of course, it's just a creepypasta.

    • @remcodenouden5019
      @remcodenouden5019 Před 5 lety +23

      Yeah like "please return these files. You promise you didn't make any copies? Good"

    • @menyf7s
      @menyf7s Před 5 lety +13

      My favorite is "look at these photos from the moon of everyone from the mission dead"
      Bro who took the picture and sent it back then lmao

    • @ashjs2335
      @ashjs2335 Před 5 lety +21

      Joseph Krevis obviously it’s fake but if you listened it said when the first Americans landed they found the ship of the secret Russian mission of 1962 that ended badly they took the pictures

    • @astolfo-official
      @astolfo-official Před 5 lety +4

      Im sure you are a goodguy but these people can see you everystep if he copied them they would know

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha Před 5 lety +1

      I will take the files for research

  • @MA78yt
    @MA78yt Před rokem +1

    Before I watch this, I will try to guess the basic plot.
    Astronaut: "Moons haunted"
    Houston: "What?"
    Astronaut: *grabs assault rifle* "Moons haunted."

  • @michaelascerno3813
    @michaelascerno3813 Před 3 lety +19

    Your stories are thoughtful, creative, fun, and entertaining...Keep on keeping on...

    • @deborahgillespie2463
      @deborahgillespie2463 Před 3 lety +2

      Look we were warned back in the 1960s and someone saying we no longer have the The equipment and tools so we could never go back to the moon ever

    • @michaelascerno3813
      @michaelascerno3813 Před 3 lety +1

      @@deborahgillespie2463 I could not agree more.

    • @Nuuk_
      @Nuuk_ Před rokem +1

      He doesn’t make the stories he just reads em

  • @skylerblake6969
    @skylerblake6969 Před 4 lety +44

    I want a part 2 to this

  • @mattmanh4242
    @mattmanh4242 Před 4 lety +67

    "why we shouldnt go to te moon"
    nasa: MMM IMA MAKE A BASE UP THERE

  • @stevewildeagle965
    @stevewildeagle965 Před 3 lety +2

    The stories and your way of Narrating makes these stories come alive👏🏼.

  • @Sammedi1
    @Sammedi1 Před rokem +1

    “Decapitated beyond all recognition”
    You received the “most nonsensical statement” of the year.

  • @c.i.a.7391
    @c.i.a.7391 Před 5 lety +64

    “They are going to use a small percent of us against us” enters anti bad parents

  • @carterwaggoner1671
    @carterwaggoner1671 Před 5 lety +5

    My old ROTC teacher was a high ranking military police officer and got to go see the equivalent to Area 51 , and he had to sign an NDA and would be executed if he told about it , but he said he was so old by the time they found out he told us he would have died of natural causes. He explained to us how him and his team got on a plane that had no windows , he walked up to the front to talk to the pilots about when they were landing and he saw a mountain split open and they landed in there . Once they got in the building they got passes to rooms that they could enter and only those. They instructed them that if they failed the tests when entering the rooms they would have a gas flushed into the room and taken into custody for questioning . They had to have a voice , finger, and retinal scan. He said when he entered the elevator he felt it go sideways. The little amount that he knew , was still so classified that when he had surgeries he had to call some “ numbers “ to get government officials over and make sure he didn’t say anything he wasn’t supposed to. Also in one of his special operations his team got bullets made of dry ice so they didn’t leave a trace that they were there.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 Před 5 lety +1

      Is this true or is this a just a trick?

    • @carterwaggoner1671
      @carterwaggoner1671 Před 5 lety +2

      This is exactly what he told me, it’s just that he was pretty old and I’m not sure how much was true, and I have no idea how they didn’t break , but I’m sure there’s some way that they didn’t. When he went on the mission it was in Haiti somewhere

    • @lordeldauoud142
      @lordeldauoud142 Před 5 lety

      James Blair There Is Sure A Thing As " ICE BULLETS"!!!!!!! And Government Assassins Use Them In " Black Ops" Operations!!!!!!! They Do Melt Away After Awhile Leaving Only A Hole Were It Penetrated And No Evidence Of A Lead Bullet Or Trace!!!!!!! Very Convenient In Leaving No Traces!!!!!!!🌬😮🤔🙄😳

  • @thereincarnationofagodlybi9032

    Astronaut:moons haunted
    Everyone:*intense doom music*

  • @mutantartificialintelligen3411

    Love this channel. Mr. Creeps is the best of the best in my book. I have so favorite narrators. But I am most impressed by Mr.Creeps. I can't wait for you to go 24/7 livestream. With chat/ game options.

  • @CorporalCornGaming
    @CorporalCornGaming Před 4 lety +51

    Aliens cant probe my mind. It runs on enchant table.
    Me: C⍑╎ᓵꖌᒷリᓭ

    • @Dewkeeper
      @Dewkeeper Před 4 lety +5

      Ironically the text used for the enchanting table is literally named The Standard Galactic Alphabet

    • @CorporalCornGaming
      @CorporalCornGaming Před 4 lety +3

      @@Dewkeeper seems someone has finally caught on.

    • @aaauuguhu9048
      @aaauuguhu9048 Před 4 lety +2

      They can still probe somthing else

  • @count_vulpes4273
    @count_vulpes4273 Před 5 lety +65

    Eyes up guardian, moon's haunted.

  • @derbyct864
    @derbyct864 Před 4 lety +4

    This story reminds me shutter island guy thinks he works at psych hospital but is really a patient.

  • @OldNavajoTricks
    @OldNavajoTricks Před 3 lety +7

    7.20...
    When a Brit stubs out their cigarette, let alone ON the table,
    You know shit is about to occur.

  • @Masaru_161
    @Masaru_161 Před 5 lety +48

    Crota is waiting for us the next time we go to the moon

    • @vega8698
      @vega8698 Před 5 lety +2

      Moons haunted

    • @oohbootiga7649
      @oohbootiga7649 Před 5 lety +3

      I murdered crota and stole his loot. I'll murder a million more crotas before I close my eyes permanently.

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha Před 5 lety +2

      Elon is waiting

    • @kajapenes514
      @kajapenes514 Před 5 lety +2

      moons haunted by thralls yeeT

  • @Taker_1993
    @Taker_1993 Před 5 lety +76

    If I could snap my fingers and get mr creeps 1 million subs I would! This guy deserves it no doubt! Thanks for the awesome work creeps

  • @SoManyTopics
    @SoManyTopics Před 3 lety +6

    So, they gave documents to a citizen that are so secret that he can't even speak about it, but they just handed them over and he was able to take them with him and file them away in a box? 😂

    • @SoManyTopics
      @SoManyTopics Před 3 lety +1

      @Your Messiah Absolutely. I know it's supposed to be entertaining, but come on... There were too many "There's no way" moments for me to finish listening. Nothing against the content creator, He did an excellent job of making me stay long enough to hear how Mr. No Clearance Citizen casually filed away the Top Secret Documents in a box for later. 😂 But the story itself. 🤦‍♂️

    • @live4yourself_
      @live4yourself_ Před 3 lety

      Your fired, pack up your desk and grab a few top secret files as well.

    • @royroy4024
      @royroy4024 Před 3 lety

      he has not even developed the pictures yet why? he put it in same box and has forgotten or when developedd it was himself in picture no one else

  • @_Lightning_Dog_
    @_Lightning_Dog_ Před 4 lety +7

    This is my new fave channel.

  • @crashtheatre3073
    @crashtheatre3073 Před 5 lety +3

    cant wait til 2024

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 Před 5 lety +188

    I dig this Thumnbnail, *reminds very Lovecraftian mixxed with the Giger theme*

  • @drhaydenwho4877
    @drhaydenwho4877 Před 4 lety +50

    I’m gonna say it: Who’s watching in 2020

  • @Anonymous_Music
    @Anonymous_Music Před 4 lety +1

    If you think about it, there's actual creatures in space that look like that in the thumbnail - Even that We Know of. There have been times, where we sent people into space, and they didn't make it back. Their corpse is forever floating up there in their suits.

  • @thetwitchywarlock
    @thetwitchywarlock Před 4 lety +86

    *"we've woken the hive!"*

    • @robertcrenstil4080
      @robertcrenstil4080 Před 4 lety +6

      My god your right

    • @ZinxTheSlayer
      @ZinxTheSlayer Před 4 lety +3

      My god your right

    • @alon4039
      @alon4039 Před 3 lety +5

      My god I almost shit my pants today

    • @aj_the_infamous1013
      @aj_the_infamous1013 Před 3 lety

      hm... (sees thousands of creatures approaching at high speed)
      well... i guess its a fair fight (loading every gun i have and prepping my abilities)

    • @thetwitchywarlock
      @thetwitchywarlock Před 3 lety

      @@aj_the_infamous1013 yeah its the worst when you panic switch weapons and ITS OUT OF AMMO

  • @SplittingAtomsTV
    @SplittingAtomsTV Před 4 lety +88

    The best creepypasta Ive heard. Love the moon stories. Keep em coming!

    • @sonnycorleone4266
      @sonnycorleone4266 Před 4 lety +5

      splitting atoms, Hello. I love space stories myself and enjoyed this one too ! This story needs a part 2 I feel. All the best.

    • @aco0784
      @aco0784 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sonnycorleone4266 same to you homie, hope you’re doing great!

    • @Saint3188
      @Saint3188 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I love Space stories in general

  • @missbelle_elle
    @missbelle_elle Před 3 lety +2

    I’m so happy to find this ... thank you ❤️

  • @TD-il6ju
    @TD-il6ju Před 4 lety

    My mother has a very secretive job and heard me listening to this... if this wasn’t on CZcams you’d probably be a target right now

  • @deathklock1752
    @deathklock1752 Před 5 lety +49

    This sounds like an alternate version of that movie Apollo 18, not gonna lie.

  • @Chris-zd2nl
    @Chris-zd2nl Před 4 lety +21

    The predator stores his collection of human skulls inside the BASE on the MOON. He sits on a throne looking down on EARTH thinking about his NEXT SKULL hunt

    • @joelsweeney4024
      @joelsweeney4024 Před 3 lety +1

      Up, he'd look up.
      The bright side of the moon is on a geostationary orbit of earth, so unless he was sitting on one of the poles, it would be horizontal.

  • @pagexi3394
    @pagexi3394 Před 3 lety +27

    The best stories have a ring of truth to them. The ancient Sumerians said that our creator left a contingent of angels on the moon to watch over us when he left. And how can we can land a rover repeatedly on Mars, but not the moon?

    • @Pekingesejedi
      @Pekingesejedi Před 3 lety +3

      That’s interesting.we can send these billion dollar landers that cover hundreds of miles and last for years....to Mars. But not send one to the moon.you know,to PROVE that we went there in 1969?? That would be so awesome to send a rover across the lunar surface and drive right up a film the flag and ascent stage of Apollo 11.

    • @pagexi3394
      @pagexi3394 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Pekingesejedi right, we so say went there with the computing power of a calculator, but NASA says we lost the trajectory data & tech we went there with & it would take a lot of work to rebuild that crap? Smells like fecal matter to me.

    • @dannydetonator
      @dannydetonator Před 3 lety +3

      Oh ffs get a grip. USSR sent 2 rovers there BEFORE USA moonlandings. Lunohod-1 and 2.. You can find all the junk still there with any orbital telescope. The most rational reasons no person have been to moon since Apollo is much more complex than anything moon-hoax-nuts can fathom.

    • @AcornsBest
      @AcornsBest Před 3 lety

      This is a Fictional story written by Carloo71. I can assure you. No part of it is real.

    • @pagexi3394
      @pagexi3394 Před 3 lety

      @@AcornsBest and your point is? Reread my comment.....

  • @emmajohnson8909
    @emmajohnson8909 Před 4 lety +1

    If you noticed we didn't start seeing strange unidentifiable creatures until they continued to go to the moon. I was a child, but my grandmother used to always say, let them keep going up there messing around that moon.

  • @megapure4667
    @megapure4667 Před 5 lety +299

    Im watching this to hype myself up for the Area 51 raid

    • @tomkelly818
      @tomkelly818 Před 5 lety +6

      MeGaPuRe 9/20/2019 we clapping cheeks!

    • @johnpkang
      @johnpkang Před 5 lety +5

      David Hernandez yeah but can you imagined the hell storm they’ve caused, those fuckeds probably moved all the aliens and the ships to another base 😂

    • @John-uv7zp
      @John-uv7zp Před 5 lety +4

      Good luck with that raid hope it's worth the over all outcome......IDIOTS........MAGA

    • @ashleaporter9874
      @ashleaporter9874 Před 5 lety +1

      Hell yeah no 👽 left behind!

    • @eO_Thatboyoliver2
      @eO_Thatboyoliver2 Před 5 lety +2

      We going to fuk people up

  • @MaliVinnyB
    @MaliVinnyB Před 5 lety +22

    LOL!! I'M COPPER-COLORED!! The MOON is the LEAST of my "CONCERNS"......

    • @lazarus1313
      @lazarus1313 Před 4 lety

      Not burnt brass ? Or as the story really says , refined brass

  • @kraft.dinner1
    @kraft.dinner1 Před 3 lety +1

    Humans:oooooh look rocks
    Aliens:roses are red my name is elfanzo take another step and your life will be gonzo

  • @LeonidSaykin
    @LeonidSaykin Před rokem +2

    Fine, let's start the war with the moon people.

  • @unocarb
    @unocarb Před 5 lety +26

    This one is eerily prophetic of what's going on today..our society is divided and fractured beyond repair. Thanks mooninites!

    • @lisztresurrected9438
      @lisztresurrected9438 Před 5 lety +7

      Beg to differ. Technically, it's the least violent time in history. Its just highly publicized because of the internet.

    • @lordvoncarrot9868
      @lordvoncarrot9868 Před rokem +1

      oh you sweet summer child, so innocent, so naive...

  • @vuelee5313
    @vuelee5313 Před 5 lety +123

    We were also warned to inform others about the Bigfoot treaty but dose anyone let others know???? Nooo000oo...... Smh

    • @bored4ce657
      @bored4ce657 Před 5 lety +7

      @LinkTheMask Bigfoot treaty, we made a agreement to avoide spreading any info or searching for them or attacking them ,I believe ,

    • @biggiecheese4813
      @biggiecheese4813 Před 5 lety +5

      Exactly. No one explains it, no one says anything about it, and they expect the public to know about? Smh

    • @chrisrutherford9216
      @chrisrutherford9216 Před 5 lety +4

      Deep woods version of "don't ask, don't tell." Bigfoot ain't saying...

    • @danellwilliams6309
      @danellwilliams6309 Před 5 lety +8

      @@bored4ce657 my dad's army manual had Bigfoot listed with cougars etc

    • @bored4ce657
      @bored4ce657 Před 5 lety

      @@danellwilliams6309 exactly lol

  • @davidmccracken288
    @davidmccracken288 Před 3 lety +11

    They told you because they knew you could keep a secret and would never share any information....🤔boy,were they wrong about you!😳
    Blabbermouth 😠

  • @Titan52berg
    @Titan52berg Před 3 lety +8

    The way this guy narrates by drawing out the beginning of his sentences. Listen to him and see if I'm kidding....

  • @secularhumanist8662
    @secularhumanist8662 Před 5 lety +11

    captivating story that unravels in multiple possible plot lines. I always knew that there was something odd about prophets...

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX Před 10 měsíci

      The most obvious thing to me is, prophets seem to be the same types of people we'd call cult leaders in modern times. People who claim to be "messengers of the divine or spiritual", with a "divine message, truth or revelation, that would change the world or shatter old beliefs about reality (often with claimed knowledge of apocalyptic future events)". Some people would believe them, others would scoff at them for the deIusionaI nutcase that they are.

  • @leeker8399
    @leeker8399 Před 5 lety +41

    Whether we wanted it or not we've stepped into a war with the hive on the moon

  • @FF-so3su
    @FF-so3su Před 3 lety +2

    Us brits, you sound as british as a dutch man😂

  • @tonybruce4250
    @tonybruce4250 Před 3 lety +1

    IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS STORY FOR MONTHS!

  • @jacoblanders3484
    @jacoblanders3484 Před 5 lety +15

    That image reminds me of H.R. Giger's work, especially the work he did for Alien.

  • @dhabinuisance3643
    @dhabinuisance3643 Před 5 lety +46

    I’m on coke and my attention span can’t deal with this right now.

  • @SirCloud720
    @SirCloud720 Před 3 lety +2

    Wow this story was beautiful, makes you think about things. 10/10

  • @BrokenSword001
    @BrokenSword001 Před rokem

    This was one of the first pastas I ever listened to! Love I found it again! 😂✌🏼😊

  • @hollandnovak9753
    @hollandnovak9753 Před 5 lety +13

    21 minutes ago? Its about time. I was hoping you had an infinite amount of videos considering how much i binge listen, but seems like im getting close to have listened to all... the end, what horrible fate.

    • @CaseyGray58
      @CaseyGray58 Před 5 lety

      Holland Novak feel that dude. Truly.

  • @kansassasquatch6381
    @kansassasquatch6381 Před 4 lety +11

    I like how this starts out by saying, “Ask any person who was the first British person on the moon, they’ll know.”
    But I’m like, “Brits made it too the moon?”
    Seriously like when? Like America beat the space commies to the moon, Neil Armstrong took a piss and claimed it as our territory and then no one else ever got there.

    • @mrbrown2186
      @mrbrown2186 Před 4 lety

      You do understand that this is a Science Fiction story don't you? There are stories and movies where Americans travel to different universe's and even where an American astronaut goes back in time to king Arthur's court. You don't believe that do you?
      Its called having an imagination.

    • @kansassasquatch6381
      @kansassasquatch6381 Před 4 lety +1

      mr Brown What? You do understand what a joke is right? Or are you trying to say that the Moon landing in 69 was science fiction?

    • @kazzamac8080
      @kazzamac8080 Před 4 lety

      The first Brit in space. Not actually on the moon.

    • @ViSion3.14
      @ViSion3.14 Před 3 lety

      Why y’all playing this is slick true af, think about it it’s 2021 and we ain’t been back.. ..

    • @ViSion3.14
      @ViSion3.14 Před 3 lety +1

      Whoa did anybody by any chance think to look up the Russian commander, because he is a real fucking person

  • @paulabrown4004
    @paulabrown4004 Před 3 lety +3

    Wow....that's awesome how they threw in prophets as alien alterations/experiments.👍 great story.

  • @youhoneycoyvunen8964
    @youhoneycoyvunen8964 Před 4 lety +1

    At 9:45 the narrator says "the 3 crew members ... announced that they wanted to return to Earth immediately. ... So they had no choice but to stay inside the module until it was time to return.
    The lunar lander had seats for two, the landing crew, Eugene Cernan and Harrison Schmitt and the third member, command Module Pilot Ron Evans remained in orbit to take observations, perform experiments and await the return of his crew-mates a few days later. So who was the third landing crew member the narrator says was down on the moon?
    Yeah, I thought so. Nice try, but no cigar Mr. Creeps