Bondage Cruise
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- čas přidán 25. 06. 2018
- Like an all-white boat party, but with more leather and latex.
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I love Desus' German pervert impression
😂😂he said Gretchen’s secret!!! Lmao
I screamed bruh 😂
" i know who im grabbing on if the ship sinks " 💀😭💀😭💀 Primo chilll u wild
💀💀i read this just as it played
They had that quote ready "50k, two security guards, nobody touches me" hahahah
💥💥😂🤣😂
Desus' german accent brought me to tears. Savage
this is one of the best D&M commentaries ever lmao i'm dead. I'm gonna miss this show fr. I hope they can do a similar concept on youtube by themselves until the hbo show launches
Showtime*
i can smell that boat from here
ProducedByFieri 🤮
💥💥😂🤣😂
I swear bruh these clips are what i look forward to every night
Patricia S. Same😂💀
desus with the purple maaaannnnnnn 😫🙌🙌🙌
This is another slave ship I don’t wanna be apart of.
This comment deserves a gold medal 😂😂
A slave ship joke.😂 Ahhh you beat me to it. Here, allow me to present you with your W.👍👌
😂
😭😭😂😭
You know that whole ship smelt like a bottle of chlorine
PrezSteej
Oh gross! 😂😂😂
I like how they avoided the gas chamber joke with the dude in the gas mask.
I'm shocked Mero didnt bring that up lmaooo
Cruising for a bruising has been around since like the 50’s.
Oonagh72 yeH, but in the 80s and 90s lots of people used In pop culture
Oonagh72 lol cool story bro
“Yo I know who I’m grabbing onto if the ship sinks” 😂😂😂😂😂
Mans in the sleeping bag and gas mask has me dead RN
I'm low key ashamed that out all these thousands of videos, "where they eat doodoo" was what almost made me choke on my drink
I remember when I finally got my cable back on and first channel tht popped up was vice with this show I was high asf and first time watching had me dying you guys funny asf. 😂😂😂😂
Desus lowkey wants a German dominatrix
I never heard the wild decent German accent b4....even on the podcast. Desus holdin out yo!
*50 shades of NAY*
No Name Just Game Or, 50 Shades of NEIN!
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02:18 lmao he just needed to say YAO LOOK AT DEM KNOCKERS lol
The Offenders: Nick fury’s dark secret
💯😳🥴💥💥😂🤣😂
Hostel has its own cruise 🚢 now
1:43 out here lookin like a rainbow six siege character 😂😂😂😂
Gretchen's Secret!!!
LMAO
I stayed "cruising for a bruising" as a kid. I thought it was an Italian thing tho.
Joey B nah you just don't hear it anymore we the last gen lol
Nope, I'm Canadian and my mom said that to me all the time too.
You know Mero is already booking the next cruise
The most epic German impression
Dr.Evil on the yacht 🤣
Peeped lady's fun bags😲😲😲
Links??
Germany the Alabama of Europe....
Sao Salazar so, who's the Florida?
Australia lol
Atif Choudhury take it up with h.jon Benjamin that's who I got that line from lol
Brandis Broomfield wild animal neighbor's, bad weather and crazy ppl........ Russia????
Brandis Broomfield ... Greece?
This look like a trailer for a new Hostel movie 😩
“100k if you wanna see these nuts” 😂
(Mero 😭Where they eat dodo for fun!!) That poopoo fetish 🤮
*Torture Ship*
DANTE true true
Why am I just finding this channel ? Love this commentary
Mero is looking good!!
Again it smells like it looks😂😂😂
The appearance fee n requirements💥💥😂🤣😂 "n no1 touches me..."✊🏾👑
Lol i got this outfit from Gretchen's secret
That ship is way too crowded to even do anything or have fun
To trivago we go.
Pretty good German impression, Desus
The Captain is like...ghost ride the ship!
Gretchen’s secret bruh? Y’all wilding!!! Hahahahaha
I'm not into bdsm but I would go just for to wear the costumes! Costumes changes every hour or two!
*Move this shit to the Dominican Republic or Colombia and I'm with it.*
where u buy tickets @
"That's where they eat doodoo for fun
Gretchen's Secret lol
That’s an episode of criminal minds waiting to happen
I know who I’m grabbing on to if this ship sink lmfao
I read the title as Bodega cruise
Desus and Mero need Joey badass and Nas on here at some point
Eat doodoo for fun!!!!!!!!!! IMDYING!!!!! Holy shit Meru said it so casually I didn't realize I was cracking up till I was choking on my bong rip!!!!! EAT shit for fun!!!!!!
Gretchen's Secret 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We not gonna talk about how the ship is mad leaning tho? ...... Aight
only in Europe.....👏👏👏😂😂😂
Gretchen Secrets 😂😂😂
In the suggested videos: Pony Play 😂😂 damn yakubians
Soooooo many dudes on that boat
I'm crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need to go to Germany and Japan lol
still 3
Hahaha they’ve found something they enjoy and my life is empty
-deodorant desus
is it that hot in new york?! Hahaahaha
Dear lord
At 3:00 there’s a horse play person to the right!
You heard it guys let's start a go fund me
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY🗣🗣🗣🤣🤣🤣
Early asf b!!
Extra Maintenance COST
lmfao
Bro I Wes drunk as hell watching thisnsjit last night I was sleep as hell
BEANO!!!!!!!!!
2:37 😭😭😭💀💀💀
No Dislikes!
Gretchen's Secret 😩😩😩
Crusty the clown laugh mero
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say,on that boat, in Germany, there ain't nobody named SOL.
Huevos
Bruh I bet it smells like bratwurst and beer on that boat 😂😂😂
Why are some curses bleeped and some aren’t 🤣🤣
desus' german accent tho
DOO DOO!
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
dead @ Gretchen's Secret
Look up : cruising for bruising by basia
That’s my song
watching anything like this during COVID sets off mad alarms, like you know mad disease spreading on this type of ship
Ayo chill my ma shops @ Gretchen’s Secret
600th 👍
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Y’all gotta check out “House of Gord”
Desus ur german accent needs mad work my g... like OD lol
Is it just me or is this ship leaning like a mug?
Lmao I thought the same
OMG (I’m a germaphobic) NO FREAKING WAY I WOULD DO THIS🤢🤮 I couldn’t touch a doorknob or anything 🤭🤢
Germans are too easy
Plot twist: They're actually on the new trans-Atlantic slave trade. 🚢
Wow everybody got they fav fetish
Germans are freaky af bruh!
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