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This scene comes from Niccolò Machiavelli's account of the event. In his political book 'Discorsi sulla prima Deca di Tito Livio' (Discourses on the first Ten of Titus Livy) he wrote: "E per mostrare che de' suoi figliuoli non si curava, mostrò loro le membra genitali, dicendo che aveva ancora il modo a rifarne" which roughly translated in English is: "And in order to show that she didn't care about her sons, she show them [the besiegers] her genitals saying that she had the way to make other children". In another Machiavelli's book, called Istorie Fiorentine (Florentine Histories), he mentions the quote without mentioning the skirt lifting. However, Machiavelli is the only contemporary source that tells it that way. Some accounts tell that she said she didn't care about her hostage sons because her eldest son was in Milan and she was also pregnant and these two sons were enough for her. These accounts don't mention any genital show. Most accounts don't mention any answer at all. Even if we can't say with certainty that the actual historical Caterina Sforza didn't act like this scene in AC, most probably Machiavelli fabricated this story. What all accounts agree on is that Caterina fought bravely, leading the defense sword in in hand. She was a real badass and she was nicknamed The Lioness of Romagna. (I've decided to modify the comment because it wasn't clear enough and I feared it would spread historical misinformation) TL;DR: This scene was inspired by Machiavelli's account of the event. But he was the only contemporary source to tell it that way. Most probably it's just a folktale.
The fact that she uses "instrument", which is typically used to describe the male component is such a power move. She not only shut down his threat, but immasculated him in the process. Well played Caterina, well played. A flawless bluff.
@@hippokrates4494 It's a historical figure and a videogame character. How? Literally how? Admiration and simpery aren't the same thing you knob. Simpery as far as I know would involve monetary gifting, excessive attention seeking, and unwarranted/unwanted advances, all of which are impossible. Learn what an insult means before using it fukwit.
@@armandowillem Lol she is literally calling herself an o' bject. And showing off her instrument, which men use to get babies. Effectively o ' bjectifying herself. well played woman. u literally called urself, what men consider u anyways. An instrument for babies 🤣
@@bigmonke7661 boi it's mythology you can't go back to all these ancient times and not have mythology and they still do a good job for example assassins creed odyssey's sea shanties are in perfect ancient Greek
@@flamewolf552 I have no problem with mythology as their is a large ahistorical part of assassins creed like the first civilization however I’m not talking about the mythology or the changing history so it will be more fun or to fit a large time period in a short game I’m talking straight up didn’t exist or making shit up
@WillWest-il2mw nope it assassin's creed 2 Since I remember etzeo didn't have a beard this time. Also cuz I been replaying all assassin's creed games right now.
I'm not sure, showing off ur "instrument" and being a garden tool is brave. I'm sure a lot of guys, would be happy for sure😋 and the only guys humbled, would be their dad 🤣.
@@blursedfly3504I'm not sure she knows what humbled means. maybe she needs to show her instrument in real life, and let the reaction from every guy humble her. 😂🤣
@@SyamDaRos-EndoManno If pursued by a predator, Quokkas will loosen their pouch muscles and drop their baby, which will kick and scream and draw the predator’s attention. This works because the quokka can always make more children if it is left alive, while if the predator caught it both it and the child would die.
“Mom what the fuck?!” 😂😂😂
Her baby: AYOOOO WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
Hold up
“IT’S TACTICS SWEETIE, LET MOMMY DO THE TALKING, OKAY?!”
Puahja
@@iamfighterman9646 If I remembered correctly then her husband was dead
His face is like "holy shit bro"
Also him: I don’t have a comeback good enough for that….
"I might volunteer to use that instrument."
😂😂😂
Renaissance poggers be like...
If the camera wasn't cropped, you would be able to see the other brother staring like 🤔
Old Ubisoft was wild.
Old Ubisoft was awesome
The best you mean
This was historically accurate and they actually censored it if the witnesses are to be believed.
😂😂
fucking hated uplay but man, this scene made me giggle so hard
The dude really looked confused for a second there 🤣 like " bro she can do that?"
The old school method of a flash bang.
Yeah, first you flash, then you bang.
It is a decoy grenade in my book🤷♂️
@@ethanhoerr2924 HAHAHHAHAA
@@guy27I’m more of a concussion grenade kinda guy.
@@ethanhoerr2924LMAO
This scene comes from Niccolò Machiavelli's account of the event. In his political book 'Discorsi sulla prima Deca di Tito Livio' (Discourses on the first Ten of Titus Livy) he wrote: "E per mostrare che de' suoi figliuoli non si curava, mostrò loro le membra genitali, dicendo che aveva ancora il modo a rifarne" which roughly translated in English is: "And in order to show that she didn't care about her sons, she show them [the besiegers] her genitals saying that she had the way to make other children". In another Machiavelli's book, called Istorie Fiorentine (Florentine Histories), he mentions the quote without mentioning the skirt lifting. However, Machiavelli is the only contemporary source that tells it that way. Some accounts tell that she said she didn't care about her hostage sons because her eldest son was in Milan and she was also pregnant and these two sons were enough for her. These accounts don't mention any genital show. Most accounts don't mention any answer at all. Even if we can't say with certainty that the actual historical Caterina Sforza didn't act like this scene in AC, most probably Machiavelli fabricated this story. What all accounts agree on is that Caterina fought bravely, leading the defense sword in in hand. She was a real badass and she was nicknamed The Lioness of Romagna.
(I've decided to modify the comment because it wasn't clear enough and I feared it would spread historical misinformation)
TL;DR: This scene was inspired by Machiavelli's account of the event. But he was the only contemporary source to tell it that way. Most probably it's just a folktale.
Bruh
Yes, that’s actually true
Yes, that's true. She says...
«Ho con me lo stampo per farne degli altri!»
Yessir
YES (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bro was flabbergasted😂
The fact that she uses "instrument", which is typically used to describe the male component is such a power move. She not only shut down his threat, but immasculated him in the process. Well played Caterina, well played. A flawless bluff.
I've usually heard it called equipment for guys, with instrument being the delicate term
@@flyingsky1559 Maybe in today's parlance, but check out some old world writings. Feminism wasn't a thing so women were commonly an afterthought.
@@armandowillem ok simp
@@hippokrates4494
It's a historical figure and a videogame character. How? Literally how? Admiration and simpery aren't the same thing you knob.
Simpery as far as I know would involve monetary gifting, excessive attention seeking, and unwarranted/unwanted advances, all of which are impossible.
Learn what an insult means before using it fukwit.
@@armandowillem Lol she is literally calling herself an o' bject.
And showing off her instrument, which men use to get babies.
Effectively o ' bjectifying herself. well played woman.
u literally called urself, what men consider u anyways. An instrument for babies 🤣
His face 😯
Pog
White panties with unicorns? Damn...
@@avioracrown6967 My thoughts exactly
He looks kind of aroused.
His brother 🗿
Who needs a history book when you have Assassin’s Creed
I mean based off the past two games I’d say the Ubisoft is the one who needs a history book
@@bigmonke7661 boi it's mythology you can't go back to all these ancient times and not have mythology and they still do a good job for example assassins creed odyssey's sea shanties are in perfect ancient Greek
@@flamewolf552 I have no problem with mythology as their is a large ahistorical part of assassins creed like the first civilization however I’m not talking about the mythology or the changing history so it will be more fun or to fit a large time period in a short game I’m talking straight up didn’t exist or making shit up
@@flamewolf552 did they have iron man suits in This time
She was wearing underwear… when in reality she didn’t.
"What seventeen more years ?! I can always start again ! Make another kid !"
The way Ezio just let her do all of this lmao.
His face to camera in the end: You see the kind of sh*t I've to deal with every buttfu*king day?
😂😂😂😂
“These goddamn protestors, we were supposed to install an AC unit up there YESTERDAY”
given what she said, i wouldn't say BUTTfucking
After this she said to Ezio that she is really worried about her children’s. In other words she was lying.
No shit really
@@ashcraft257 no shit? I didn’t know this
@@hammantor6145 I was being sarcastic
No shit sherlock
Yeah bro, most people here played the game.
And here i am playing that certain instrument
Blud playing it with one hand💀
@@masteshief nah im "plucking" it
@@enzomedici2749 boy ain't no way boah 💀
"What's seventeen more years?!"
Exactly, like what was with that Omni-man level energy? Surprised more people haven't compared the two scenes
@@dedrik1461 The Reasoning is because she *_actually_* does love her children. and this was just a interesting bluff.
"I can always start again! Make another kid!" 👌😂
Fun fact: this is a real situation, also she didn’t wear underwear that day
That probably caused any man on the ground to become rather embarrassed, rather quickly
@@Argento_Wolf They all dropped their weapons and fought with their "Swords" I heard.
@@xLionsxxSmithyx dude that one is underrated
@@xLionsxxSmithyx They dropped their weapons and picked up their real weapons.
@@daechang3955 A for effort
I recently completed this level and was laughing for hours about her reply to the Templar
I did the same thing and fucking balled out laughing, don't remember that ever happening but it did and I love it
Same but they aren’t templars bro
Which game was this?
@@ambuknight1567 💀
@@ambuknight1567 read the title.
So her stand ability is making more babies
Amy Grant- Baby, Baby
So.. it's the same ability as star platinum
woman ☕
Exactly what happened to her and it did 🗿☕💀
@@AlaricDravIgnatius1371nah she reclaimed her reproductive ability from the patriachy as something of her own.
This actually happened except she wasn't wearing underwear.
WHAT'S ANOTHER 17 YEARS?! I CAN ALWAYS START OVER! MAKE A NEW KID!
underrated line
“I understood that reference.”
"Think mark think!"
Was lookin for this one
😂😂😂 gotdamn
I admire her voice actor for putting such passion in the character
Caterina Sforza would be proud
Bruh this acting as bad💀
@@saiyananatomy6627for the time the game came its pretty decent
@saiyananatomy6627 it's good, wdym?
@@miguelantunes8785 Why is the time relevant? Good acting is good acting
Who cares what a manipulative psycopath would be proud of?
I yelled, “WHAT THE FUCK?” When she did that. My sister ran in and threw a water balloon at me…
His face tells everything😂😂
"It wasn't supposed to turn this way but I don't complain "
Bro got Blanked for a minute 😂
He sure didn’t see that coming
"Not even gonna lie, she got me there."
That looks he gave at the end was like "wtf do we do now?!"
"dayum dude, your mom is something"
pretty sure she was bluffing and told Ezio to go handle that😂
You havent played ac2 ......
Wtf go play it NOW
@@pepe12699 i gotchu
That's exactly what happened lol
@@pepe12699this is brotherhood
@WillWest-il2mw nope it assassin's creed 2
Since I remember etzeo didn't have a beard this time.
Also cuz I been replaying all assassin's creed games right now.
Dude didn't know what to do with that information 😂
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
If women were brave, like this in real life, trust and believe a lot of guys would be humbled a lot more than they think.
Sure
Not humbled, I would say more like impressed and respect
this was literally a real thing that happened in the 14th century lmfao a queen locked herself in a castle and this exact shit happened
I'm not sure, showing off ur "instrument" and being a garden tool is brave.
I'm sure a lot of guys, would be happy for sure😋
and the only guys humbled, would be their dad 🤣.
@@blursedfly3504I'm not sure she knows what humbled means.
maybe she needs to show her instrument in real life, and let the reaction from every guy humble her. 😂🤣
That's what standing on business TRULY looks like
I love his reaction to that
Slightly horny, confused and surprised
Also maybe a little scared-
Lmao his face has me dead 💀💀
THAT INSTRUMENT IS INCOMPLETE 😆😂🤣
Aaaaand parent of the year award goes to…
The look on his face is priceless he looks so stunned
DAMN SHES WIFE MATERIAL
She femd*ms the crud out of Ezio in Brotherhood lol. Aggressive af
And where will your kid be?
@@thatoneguy9816 😳
Not mom material tho😂
@@thatoneguy9816 it was a bluff though
Those The boyz Eye and his face Said Everything 😂
That truly happened. And she said it so they would spare her children.
Young Ezio be like
Ezio: 😲😏
“What’s another 17 years? I’ll make another kid”
Dude's face says it all, "wtf is she srs"👀😏
he got ideas😭
Him after the flash: I was not expecting that... maybe I should help her make more....
Holy shit that face he makes in the end. That's kills it. XD XD he's just like "oh shit" funny stuff
I dropped my damn phone. My jaw followed shortly after.
so did i
@@edrian_4043 😁
TELL ME NOT HE MADE SHAQ FACE 😭
Can't believe she actually said that.
He really went "Bro, she did not just say that" 👁👄👁
Childrem: ayo wait a minute
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AC2 showing why its still the best AC game ever!
The look on his face even though it's horrible and an old game the look on his face is still priceless
His face. "Bruh i didn't expect tonight to be this fun."
Bro looked over like "was that an offer?" 👀
He literally responded with a poggers face
"Alright, Dolores, get off of the roof the long way. It's pudding time."
Bro was like"i told you, now what😅? "
"u didn't have to cut me out"🎵
Fits on the templar
Top 10 forbidden actual real history that school won't taught to you
A lot of people seem to think this was a made up story against her, but she was a true fighter is the fact that we know for completely sure!
He's reaction: "Did you see that guys?"
This whole interaction was simply priceless 😂
I was 14 when I first played this game and I laughed so damn hard when I saw this scene for like a week
Cannot belive I was playing this when I was 7 haha
Man's eyes are popping out of his head after that.
The “oh shit” look on his face was hilarious he looked back like: *SiR oUr PlAn FaiLeD wHaT NoW!?*
He made the Shaq face🤣😂
Dude that look he gave when he turned got me dead like he’s thinking “dude is she serious right now?” 😂😂😂😂
His face was like “bro you looking at that instrument?👀👀”
I think he just found out where children come from 😂 😂
words so powerful Macchiavelli catalogued them for the ages.
Now he's gonna take the instrument instead the child
"Mom you embarrass me 😐"
"Whats 17 more years? I can always start again, make another kid" ahh response 💀
This is why she's my fav side character in ac
His face 😂
How could such low quality animation show so much emotion
And now such high quality animation shows so little emotion lol. Guess maybe they knew what they were doing back then lol
I loved her. She had zero chill 😂
I miss the old game😢
Her kids hearing this: 😳
I can simply understand the way he look and smiled like that. 😂
Ma man be like: 👁️👄👁️
When the intimidation check fails
Woman said, "What's 17 more years?"😅
Old games with old graphics still somehow doing better at expressing emotions
I was like: "WTF just happened" when I was playing this game for the first time🤣
The templar made a surprised pikachu face
lol, the look he gave at the end was like 'oh shit... she called my bluff... I got nothing....'
"Yeah, I thought you was going somewhere else with that one Ma..."
That dumb face was too funny
Quokkas be like:
As an Australian i can confirm, lol
What does it mean?
@@SyamDaRos-EndoManno If pursued by a predator, Quokkas will loosen their pouch muscles and drop their baby, which will kick and scream and draw the predator’s attention. This works because the quokka can always make more children if it is left alive, while if the predator caught it both it and the child would die.
@@syrathdouglas1244 That makes sense, thank you. What a strange animal
Hes like, "let the children go, they've suffered enough."
His reaction he didn't know if he should be angry or impressed
Bro was like “y’all see that too”
I mean. She wasnt wrong.
Left me speechless as well lmfao
He had the "I must marry this woman" look on his face and I can not blame him.😂😂😂😂
He looked at his twin like
" You seeing this too bro or just me "
I wasn't expecting that either. She's such a badass. 🤣
Just giving birth doesn't make one a mother.
True, i gave birth once a while and nobody congratulated me
Me looking at my sibling: bro wtf is mom doing