I’m a baking god

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  • čas přidán 7. 01. 2024

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  • @xX69ilikemen69Xx
    @xX69ilikemen69Xx Před 3 měsíci +18812

    So this is the “Panettone Incident”

    • @pipporippo2738
      @pipporippo2738 Před 3 měsíci +260

      Last time something similar happened, was the Gubbio incident 😰

    • @oblo7389
      @oblo7389 Před 3 měsíci +47

      @@pipporippo2738madonna questa è per palati fini

    • @Av1vaxx
      @Av1vaxx Před 3 měsíci +37

      No, it was the TikTok shrimp pasta video

    • @kiara013
      @kiara013 Před 2 měsíci +19

      𝚒𝚔𝚛☻︎

    • @first-itbe
      @first-itbe Před 2 měsíci +12

      Righttt

  • @youngchef2470
    @youngchef2470 Před 4 měsíci +5572

    As an italian i must say this really broke your ego. a panettone is supposed to be really airy. you should be able to feel all of the layers in it. That panettone you made is denser than a brick

    • @yea-go4fn
      @yea-go4fn Před 4 měsíci +57

      Id still eat it

    • @Sheep_Lord
      @Sheep_Lord Před 4 měsíci +117

      ​@@yea-go4fnnot the point

    • @yea-go4fn
      @yea-go4fn Před 4 měsíci +60

      @@Sheep_Lord id still eat it.

    • @Sheep_Lord
      @Sheep_Lord Před 4 měsíci +23

      @@yea-go4fn 🎉

    • @user-qz9bo9wl3p
      @user-qz9bo9wl3p Před 4 měsíci +47

      As a person who has had panettone, that did NOT look like panettone

  • @Haxxler11
    @Haxxler11 Před 2 měsíci +4837

    "im a baking god" yeah cause you baked a neutron star

    • @Im-DXRK-fr
      @Im-DXRK-fr Před 2 měsíci +37

      Underrated asf 😂

    • @narminatia5787
      @narminatia5787 Před 2 měsíci

      Ikr

    • @user-bx7xp7fu2t
      @user-bx7xp7fu2t Před 2 měsíci +46

      For those who don’t understand a neutron stars and stars in general are very dense kind of like him

    • @SS-ui7by
      @SS-ui7by Před 2 měsíci

      The way it took me a second to get that wtfff

    • @Haxxler11
      @Haxxler11 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@user-bx7xp7fu2t was talking about the panettone but that works to i guess

  • @LordFranz
    @LordFranz Před 2 měsíci +1815

    "Baking shit” is an accurate representation of that Panettone

    • @angelslaurie
      @angelslaurie Před 2 měsíci +9

      Pretty much 💀

    • @BWormy
      @BWormy Před měsícem +2

      That actually make me laugh out loud. That has to be the funniest thing i have seen in ages😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

    • @21n0.
      @21n0. Před 20 dny +2

      💀💀💀🥺🥺🥺

  • @boredboi6279
    @boredboi6279 Před 4 měsíci +10265

    Beo is getting flamed by every Italian on CZcams for that panettone 💀

    • @joem2686
      @joem2686 Před 4 měsíci +31

      fr

    • @doktorhabilitowanystanczyk
      @doktorhabilitowanystanczyk Před 4 měsíci

      sensitive ahh Guido snowflakes can't handle this guy made a better pannetone than all of Italy combined

    • @saulgoodman5753
      @saulgoodman5753 Před 4 měsíci +116

      As he should

    • @Lonn-_-
      @Lonn-_- Před 4 měsíci +193

      As an Italian his ego shouldn't be thriving

    • @goob1in606
      @goob1in606 Před 4 měsíci +116

      reminds be of when he basically made meringues instead of pavlova as an Australian im still waiting for an apology for that insult

  • @letsgo9030
    @letsgo9030 Před 4 měsíci +6102

    Baking shit itself isn’t hard. But baking shit *_perfectly_* is something else.

  • @ad7475s
    @ad7475s Před 2 měsíci +356

    That panettone can survive a nuclear explosion. In fact, if the buildings in Hiroshima were made of whatever that is, they wouldn't have been destroyed at all💀💀💀

    • @NO_NotNoobX
      @NO_NotNoobX Před 2 měsíci +2

      It can survive a Hypernova and a Gamma Ray Burst

    • @Lego-Android16
      @Lego-Android16 Před měsícem +2

      @@NO_NotNoobXheck even the Big Bang explosion

    • @NO_NotNoobX
      @NO_NotNoobX Před měsícem

      @@Lego-Android16 fr

    • @TerenceBai-oi7wh
      @TerenceBai-oi7wh Před měsícem

      Not just that, scientists have finally seen a black hole up close

    • @GamersWorldPlayz
      @GamersWorldPlayz Před měsícem

      even if the devil comet will hit the earth this "Panettone" would be the surviver

  • @iminyourwallz420
    @iminyourwallz420 Před 2 měsíci +576

    Ignore the haters, and be proud of the fact that you managed to eat adamantium without any dificulty

  • @IchEsseKakerlaken
    @IchEsseKakerlaken Před 3 měsíci +4951

    He wasn't lying when he said he had no idea what panattone is-

    • @Jetcar3000
      @Jetcar3000 Před 3 měsíci +8

      lol

    • @agentfelixscpit
      @agentfelixscpit Před 3 měsíci +22

      That's hardly edible, you eat it and die bc of how dense it is

    • @toasttoast7487
      @toasttoast7487 Před 3 měsíci

      @@agentfelixscpitnah you’d get sucked into it

    • @CeciliaBORRA
      @CeciliaBORRA Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@agentfelixscpitNot true. The good ones are soft and yummy 😋

    • @thefunny6015
      @thefunny6015 Před 2 měsíci +7

      his isn't ​@@CeciliaBORRA

  • @aWildOwl
    @aWildOwl Před 4 měsíci +9078

    As an italian, i can confirm that this panettone is broken. It should be like a cloud and super soft. Nuh uh, that's not a panettone

    • @aWildOwl
      @aWildOwl Před 3 měsíci +33

      bro wtf, why is this 100 likes

    • @ShinyyDuckk
      @ShinyyDuckk Před 3 měsíci +107

      That is (or at least looks) like a pan dulce, a sweet bread that we eat in Argentina in Christmas and new year

    • @muhilan8540
      @muhilan8540 Před 3 měsíci +55

      If you look up panettone half of them are super light and airy and the other half look just like this

    • @aWildOwl
      @aWildOwl Před 3 měsíci

      @@muhilan8540 confirmed.

    • @treeismyusernamewhyjustwhy
      @treeismyusernamewhyjustwhy Před 3 měsíci +17

      ​@@ShinyyDuckkpan dulce literally does mean sweet bread and it looks fucking delicious. Idk how I'd even get access to something like a concha or a picon here in the UK without using amazon

  • @manuelmanenti5827
    @manuelmanenti5827 Před 2 měsíci +242

    The comments are even better than him lifting that demolition ball☠️💀😂

  • @aquaphoenix200
    @aquaphoenix200 Před 2 měsíci +382

    Ignore the haters,
    It's pretty cool that you surpassed the scientists to make a black hole thats small but denser than the sun
    Truly a scientific achievement

    • @gwop827
      @gwop827 Před měsícem +6

      I hate to be that guy but you are denser than his "panettone". Scientists have no issue with making tiny dense objects like miniature black holes. The insult you are looking for is
      It's pretty cool that you surpassed the scientists to make a black hole larger than they have ever produced.
      Also a black hole literally had to be denser than the sun, cus if the sun was as dense as a black hole, it would be a black hole, so there was no point repeating that

    • @TerenceBai-oi7wh
      @TerenceBai-oi7wh Před měsícem +3

      please don’t nerd me but
      literally every black hole is larger than the sun, and the event horizon is infinitely small and dense

    • @Infinity40004
      @Infinity40004 Před měsícem +3

      get a joke​

    • @gwop827
      @gwop827 Před měsícem +2

      @@Infinity40004 it ain't funny. It's just wrong.

    • @sneakysnitchfan3042
      @sneakysnitchfan3042 Před 26 dny

      Jump

  • @theduckthatsees225
    @theduckthatsees225 Před 3 měsíci +2569

    First stage of grief: denial

    • @shiningblade2083
      @shiningblade2083 Před 2 měsíci +38

      Second Stage: Anger.
      Third Stage: Bargaining.
      Fourth Stage: Depression.
      Fifth Stage: Acceptance.

    • @Sherbert1118
      @Sherbert1118 Před 2 měsíci +47

      ⁠@@shiningblade2083bro is never gonna reach the 5th stage, hes just gonna go to the 4th and then repeat it 😭😭

    • @javierang2607
      @javierang2607 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @Cri4ket agreed

    • @shiningblade2083
      @shiningblade2083 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@Sherbert1118 Until he realizes that, that toxic cycle will keep repeating for the rest of his life.

    • @giyuutomioka6974
      @giyuutomioka6974 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@shiningblade2083cruella: well, id like to add 1 more: *Revenge*.

  • @pjo.fan.
    @pjo.fan. Před 4 měsíci +9501

    His ego has finally been humbled, my bucket list is complete

    • @Amatureb
      @Amatureb Před 4 měsíci +54

      You drool when you sleep
      (Jokes - if you know you know)

    • @CB_2020
      @CB_2020 Před 4 měsíci +9

      I think you have a creepy stalker here.👀

    • @shabnammukhtar4906
      @shabnammukhtar4906 Před 4 měsíci +18

      ​@@CB_2020 nah just a refrence to a book

    • @CB_2020
      @CB_2020 Před 4 měsíci +12

      I know....from the percy jackson series😂

    • @Amatureb
      @Amatureb Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@CB_2020 Oh alr - wasn't sure if you knew 🤣

  • @Breadcrumbz0
    @Breadcrumbz0 Před měsícem +117

    Bro can ATTACK someone with that hard ass Panettone

  • @TeterbenAllateg
    @TeterbenAllateg Před 2 měsíci +134

    Hes not humbled, he humbled Hercules for how he managed to lift that heavy brick.

  • @scotttenerman9191
    @scotttenerman9191 Před 4 měsíci +9072

    That ain’t panettone, your bread is way too dense while panettone has airy layers

  • @Rooftile101
    @Rooftile101 Před 3 měsíci +3055

    So this is where it all started

    • @Liliaoabri143
      @Liliaoabri143 Před 3 měsíci +13

      yes

    • @giyuutomioka6974
      @giyuutomioka6974 Před 2 měsíci +23

      Me personally, im wondering why people have basically started a pannetone uprising.

    • @Human20898
      @Human20898 Před 2 měsíci +19

      I tried so hard to find this
      I don’t know why I did not just search it up

    • @Rooftile101
      @Rooftile101 Před 2 měsíci

      @@giyuutomioka6974 Ikr

    • @randomwanderer75
      @randomwanderer75 Před 2 měsíci +13

      @@giyuutomioka6974 Basically he has a big ego when it comes to baking, and since he made a panettone wrong they all took the chance to flame him, basically the mistake is his panettone was super dense when it's supposed to be super soft

  • @Lila402
    @Lila402 Před 2 měsíci +115

    Ignore the haters. it's impressive how you still have all your teeth after biting that Literal brick 😊

  • @viktoriyai1240
    @viktoriyai1240 Před měsícem +43

    if that is a Panettone, then James Charles is straight

  • @SadieFlame
    @SadieFlame Před 4 měsíci +9345

    He should go on a baking show. The judges would destroy him.

    • @Onepiecegamer877
      @Onepiecegamer877 Před 4 měsíci +75

      For sure

    • @asbabul3992
      @asbabul3992 Před 4 měsíci +208

      he only knows how to follow recipes anyway

    • @Neamaya_shine123
      @Neamaya_shine123 Před 4 měsíci +88

      Fr and he is confident I hate it like he is not a god

    • @bencri6248
      @bencri6248 Před 4 měsíci +84

      @@oreilyautoparts1234I will put it in terms i can comfortably express, if Michael Schumacher is confident about driving there’s no problem, he’s a professional driver and also a Champion, arguably the best to ever exist… If a rookie uses the same driving lines as he does but he’s slower, ruins the tyres too much and he’s equally as confident that’s not confidence, that’s arrogance

    • @Sheep_Lord
      @Sheep_Lord Před 4 měsíci +38

      ​@@oreilyautoparts1234 nothing per say, however.. he's arrogant, and has a God complex. He's TOO confident.

  • @diocanaja
    @diocanaja Před 4 měsíci +19922

    As an Italian, as a milanese especially, I'm proud it's panettone that finally broke your ego, even if you can't admit it. That panettone is denser than antimatter bro

    • @PureSwe4t
      @PureSwe4t Před 4 měsíci +78

      😂😂

    • @Grace-it3sl
      @Grace-it3sl Před 4 měsíci +454

      so what your saying is he just wont admit to failing because "baking at crap and I'm a god" stuff is annoying

    • @gioojisba2758
      @gioojisba2758 Před 4 měsíci +530

      They could build the wall between the US and Mexico with that shit, it's supposed to be light and airy but looks dense af

    • @kirby1225
      @kirby1225 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@gioojisba2758 damn

    • @Microwav88
      @Microwav88 Před 4 měsíci +195

      ​@@gioojisba2758 💀💀 NAH BRO YOU CAN CONSTRUCT THE WHOLE WALL OF CHINA

  • @-A-Knaw-Knee-Mus-
    @-A-Knaw-Knee-Mus- Před 2 měsíci +118

    Don't listen to all the haters, that's amazing and you did so well! that brick looks real strong and can help make houses for the poor! You could be a great construction worker!

  • @Leilanixwesties
    @Leilanixwesties Před 2 měsíci +38

    Delish! Here are some things you can try making!
    1. Panettone
    2. A BAKED Alaska
    3. Dragons beard candy
    4. Pavlova
    Make sure you don’t make a meringue instead of a pavlova!

  • @dimitargenchev6932
    @dimitargenchev6932 Před 4 měsíci +5943

    Dawg that panettone is so dense it has a gravitational pull 💀

  • @layrieymcrafts2880
    @layrieymcrafts2880 Před 3 měsíci +7657

    He didnt lie when he said “baking shit” 💀

    • @deka6828
      @deka6828 Před 3 měsíci +19

      Lmao

    • @lemonblaid
      @lemonblaid Před 3 měsíci +9

      LMAOO

    • @STMN_DERBY
      @STMN_DERBY Před 3 měsíci +6

      Lmaooooo

    • @Skeleton2751
      @Skeleton2751 Před 3 měsíci +35

      @@JamalJackson-jt6juNo way im trusting a guy who has the most goofy username and pfp.

    • @evaldgiomo6173
      @evaldgiomo6173 Před 3 měsíci +16

      As an italian the real panettone is heaven. He did worse than the one that u buy in the grocery shop

  • @kermi32
    @kermi32 Před měsícem +59

    “Baking shit” yeah u got that right

  • @_noobeditz_
    @_noobeditz_ Před 2 měsíci +56

    Ignore the hate, you should really become a clay artist, consideing the fact you made a perfect sculpture. ❤

    • @cloudy6256
      @cloudy6256 Před 2 měsíci +5

      💀💀💀

    • @_noobeditz_
      @_noobeditz_ Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@cloudy6256 i really poured my heart and soul into this comment, the same way he poured concrete into that pannetone.

    • @arjomandb9031
      @arjomandb9031 Před měsícem +1

      @@_noobeditz_lol😂

    • @TerenceBai-oi7wh
      @TerenceBai-oi7wh Před měsícem +1

      That ain’t concrete, that’s a neutron stsr

    • @_noobeditz_
      @_noobeditz_ Před měsícem +1

      @@TerenceBai-oi7wh nah, its way denser than that.

  • @elixus555
    @elixus555 Před 3 měsíci +6827

    The panettone comments brought me here :v

  • @thenotsogreatape933
    @thenotsogreatape933 Před 3 měsíci +5544

    Heard New York is suffering from housing shortages, you should send over that concrete to help them.

    • @TheMaster-sp6iw
      @TheMaster-sp6iw Před 3 měsíci +89

      Finally an actually funny comment

    • @Cheese_Bacon2
      @Cheese_Bacon2 Před 2 měsíci

      Blow this shit up like my ass after eating this pannetone

    • @I_like_Muppets
      @I_like_Muppets Před 2 měsíci +24

      top tier

    • @dumb_cat__
      @dumb_cat__ Před 2 měsíci +30

      NAHHHH THIS MUST BE CZcams'S BEST COMMENT 💀💀

    • @andriakvantre
      @andriakvantre Před 2 měsíci +15

      This is the funniest shit I've ever seen today

  • @alexsun5899
    @alexsun5899 Před 2 měsíci +40

    don't listen to the haters, keep working out to pick up the fucking brick you made

  • @danielhagen3739
    @danielhagen3739 Před 2 měsíci +25

    Wow!! Those must be some of the nicest raisin muffins I've seen! Try doing panettone next!

    • @TerenceBai-oi7wh
      @TerenceBai-oi7wh Před měsícem +2

      That is not a raisin muffin, that is a neutron star

    • @cat-vo1wj
      @cat-vo1wj Před měsícem +2

      that aint no muffin bro

  • @saw_8004
    @saw_8004 Před 4 měsíci +31742

    That ain’t no Panettone. That’s a Brick of Bread with Berries

    • @amcooloraminot6411
      @amcooloraminot6411 Před 4 měsíci +226

      That’s what panettone is

    • @vodvillain
      @vodvillain Před 4 měsíci +943

      ​@@amcooloraminot6411 Panettone aint that dense buddy

    • @IdkEnglishT-T
      @IdkEnglishT-T Před 4 měsíci

      @@vodvillain it doesn’t matter, if you think it does then you should go back in your diaper, cry baby

    • @Kingcaseoh
      @Kingcaseoh Před 4 měsíci +596

      @@amcooloraminot6411have you ever had it it’s suppose to be light and airy your thinking of fruit cake that shit js a brick

    • @Big_yellow_fruit
      @Big_yellow_fruit Před 4 měsíci +270

      That shit more dense than an antivaxxer💀

  • @froxyfroggo
    @froxyfroggo Před 4 měsíci +5532

    I am glad that Panettone finally broke his winning streak... That "panettone" (antimatter in disguise) he made is thicker than his skull 💀💀💀

    • @adelapetruzelkova5159
      @adelapetruzelkova5159 Před 4 měsíci +92

      He also made awful macrones

    • @loseftheman9474
      @loseftheman9474 Před 4 měsíci +118

      He also failed at Macaroons and Dragons beard candy, but he doesn’t like to admit it

    • @Ruthvika_Rajesh
      @Ruthvika_Rajesh Před 4 měsíci +66

      Oh his winning streak didn’t exist he just doesn’t like to admit it

    • @TWO8W
      @TWO8W Před 4 měsíci +25

      @@loseftheman9474because it’s all for laughs bro…. He’s playing up the character for a bit. Litteraly nobody ever is that pretentious

    • @anaceweirdo1579
      @anaceweirdo1579 Před 3 měsíci +10

      ​@@TWO8W none of it felt satirical?
      I swear you guys are the same type of people to say "it was just a joke bro" after you destroy someone's house.

  • @MrWol
    @MrWol Před 2 měsíci +31

    That bread is more dense than a brick of tungsten man

  • @sarix_3125
    @sarix_3125 Před 2 měsíci +19

    "My ego is thriving"
    Bro that bread is stronger than your ego like wtf?

  • @CJ-hv6fe
    @CJ-hv6fe Před 4 měsíci +6385

    If that’s a Panettone, then i’m Elon Musk lol

  • @deliciouskibble5567
    @deliciouskibble5567 Před 3 měsíci +4811

    So close! That’s a neutron star

    • @flamefirestarterr
      @flamefirestarterr Před 3 měsíci +18

      So close! Try finding an original comment next time, instead of just following a trend.

    • @Laurenceomance
      @Laurenceomance Před 3 měsíci +226

      @@flamefirestarterrso close! That’s defending the CZcamsr who will never know your name who you have an unhealthy, one sided, para-socil relation ship with

    • @flamefirestarterr
      @flamefirestarterr Před 3 měsíci +11

      @@Laurenceomance so close! i couldn't care less about the guy, it just pisses me off when i see people being annoying over a piece of overbaked bread

    • @rattIe.
      @rattIe. Před 3 měsíci +104

      @@flamefirestarterrI mean.. it isn’t panettone.

    • @DizzyDash237
      @DizzyDash237 Před 3 měsíci +61

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@flamefirestarterr
      exactly, just a piece of bread, not panettone like he claims.

  • @cringyman213
    @cringyman213 Před měsícem +3

    Ignore all those haters. Keep baking stuff that end up denser than diamond :)

  • @Tacoisgud
    @Tacoisgud Před 6 dny +2

    Bro said hes not a baker but his name literally sounds like something straight outa ratatouille 💀

  • @Sophieeeee2907
    @Sophieeeee2907 Před 4 měsíci +17124

    Good job! Now try making Panettone ❤️

  • @foolmine5051
    @foolmine5051 Před 4 měsíci +32451

    that panettone is denser than the sun

    • @dbcooper.
      @dbcooper. Před 4 měsíci +608

      It's not panettone it's Peppa pigs toes 😂

    • @Ol-Kapteyn
      @Ol-Kapteyn Před 4 měsíci +238

      I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING DUDE

    • @Brodyyer
      @Brodyyer Před 4 měsíci +95

      @@dbcooper.bro tf does that even mean

    • @Godzillamandude.
      @Godzillamandude. Před 4 měsíci +43

      @@Brodyyer do not know what Peppa Pig is

    • @humanmanreal
      @humanmanreal Před 4 měsíci +59

      denser than uranium but still tastes good

  • @Christiankisgrinding
    @Christiankisgrinding Před měsícem +21

    That shit built like the new Tesla cyber truck door

    • @F0urxy
      @F0urxy Před měsícem +1

      You have a point tbh

  • @BlazerZX_Prods
    @BlazerZX_Prods Před měsícem +13

    Ignore the haters. it's impressive how you made and ate that brick wall.

  • @pipporippo2738
    @pipporippo2738 Před 3 měsíci +5831

    Guys, stop roasting him for his terrible panettone, i can’t like all the comments

  • @SoupEmperor
    @SoupEmperor Před 3 měsíci +4434

    Ignore the haters, it's actually really impressive how you managed to pick up that block of tungsten

  • @Air_Joedan
    @Air_Joedan Před 2 měsíci +18

    If the pentagon was made out of this stuff it wouldve been just fine

    • @cloudy6256
      @cloudy6256 Před 2 měsíci +2

      The towers would NOT have fallen

    • @TerenceBai-oi7wh
      @TerenceBai-oi7wh Před měsícem +1

      Not only that, it would’ve sucked the plane in

  • @user-xi8cp2gm4p
    @user-xi8cp2gm4p Před měsícem +11

    I think you mispronounced brick you pronounced it as panettone it should have been b-r-i-c-k not p-a-n-e-t-t-o-n-e 😊

  • @f.ah.c2114
    @f.ah.c2114 Před 4 měsíci +2222

    "Baking is easy" proceeds to avoid soft kneading.

    • @TheLuke...
      @TheLuke... Před 4 měsíci

      At this point he is a baker

    • @Dan_Animation
      @Dan_Animation Před 4 měsíci +26

      His pannetone is denser than a neutron star.

  • @Lemoni24
    @Lemoni24 Před 3 měsíci +13136

    He punched his chest because he was choking with that densed panettone lmao
    Lol how did this got so many likes

  • @AbielAurelius
    @AbielAurelius Před 2 měsíci +8

    The hardest part of making this was not finding the paper lining, it was picking up that block of steel you made.

  • @horacenelson7038
    @horacenelson7038 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I don't know why y'all call this the "Panettone Incident" it's literally an irl lego brick

  • @temperedclass
    @temperedclass Před 4 měsíci +1602

    Smart move on the comments section to make him bake something Italian so that they could critique him to the max 💀

  • @obiwan9154
    @obiwan9154 Před 4 měsíci +937

    I love how when he fails he avoids the comment section

    • @liangyin4700
      @liangyin4700 Před 4 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @YeYe-wd7vq
      @YeYe-wd7vq Před 4 měsíci +24

      Cause these ego videos are all a joke

    • @relaxrain872
      @relaxrain872 Před 4 měsíci

      real

    • @ImnotBritish166
      @ImnotBritish166 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@YeYe-wd7vqyou aren't any better

    • @YeYe-wd7vq
      @YeYe-wd7vq Před 4 měsíci +8

      @ImnotBritish166 idk what I did but ok lol. If my comment didn't make sense I'm saying these videos are satire

  • @bobthuy
    @bobthuy Před měsícem +3

    That panettone is denser than him and that’s saying something 😂

  • @mikigin98
    @mikigin98 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Don't let the haters bring you down! Standing uptight after eating a black hole is quite impressive

  • @Hitherefriendos
    @Hitherefriendos Před 2 měsíci +2990

    You forgot a comma, it should be:
    “Baking shit, I’ve never baked before”

    • @Im-DXRK-fr
      @Im-DXRK-fr Před 2 měsíci +21

      😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤💀💀💀💀

    • @Kalakastik3
      @Kalakastik3 Před 2 měsíci +52

      ​@@BLUZZY388Hes not saying louis isnt a talented baker, he just fucked over the panettone

    • @victorchung1751
      @victorchung1751 Před 2 měsíci +3

      🤓

    • @Hitherefriendos
      @Hitherefriendos Před 2 měsíci +13

      @@victorchung1751 🤓

    • @BLUZZY388
      @BLUZZY388 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Kalakastik3 wrong

  • @mimigaming9383
    @mimigaming9383 Před 4 měsíci +3801

    He finally got humbled

    • @maciscoal4434
      @maciscoal4434 Před 4 měsíci +41

      Hes been humbled

    • @goat.cheese_
      @goat.cheese_ Před 4 měsíci +177

      What do you mean humbled? His baklava wasn’t good. His dragon beard candy wasnt good he’s been humbled. Plenty of times. He’s really just not that good.

    • @acasiacheshire451
      @acasiacheshire451 Před 4 měsíci +23

      Here me out though, he tried and had enough courage to do it. :)

    • @yououttapocket
      @yououttapocket Před 4 měsíci +12

      ​@@goat.cheese_I mean to be fair, literally no one likes making puff pastry. It's a pain in the ass and isn't any better than the store bought shit.

    • @j2_1108
      @j2_1108 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@goat.cheese_i think that person meant in this series, he got humbled by messing up a baked good

  • @carleenanonuevo7898
    @carleenanonuevo7898 Před 2 měsíci +5

    That shit is more harder that my math homework☠️

  • @froggggooo
    @froggggooo Před 2 měsíci +5

    I can’t believe someone found out how Nokias are made!

  • @-J.M.-
    @-J.M.- Před 4 měsíci +3095

    Bro got the neutron star panetonne
    🗣💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶

  • @ohyeahmaxxz
    @ohyeahmaxxz Před 4 měsíci +1714

    im brazillian and we always have that around christmas time. that is the SADDEST looking panetone i've ever seen

    • @youaremidlol
      @youaremidlol Před 4 měsíci +8

      As a Brazilian I agree

    • @filmsbymonique.9959
      @filmsbymonique.9959 Před 4 měsíci +7

      as a brazilian I can confirm too the fact that it has so little fruit

    • @oitopmeme845
      @oitopmeme845 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Brazilian here, esse coisa não tá boa não, tá massudo

    • @ohyeahmaxxz
      @ohyeahmaxxz Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@oitopmeme845 né, quase não tem frutinha

    • @hatred9427
      @hatred9427 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@oitopmeme845 O que ele fez é só pão com fruta, e pouca fruta ainda.

  • @Ant-zr3is
    @Ant-zr3is Před 2 měsíci +3

    hey! dont listen to the hate! its for a great cause! so many homeless people will have homes cause your supply of bricks!!

  • @AvocadoLordProd
    @AvocadoLordProd Před 2 měsíci +6

    Bros teeth definitely shattered after biting into that “panettone”

  • @CASEOH_19
    @CASEOH_19 Před 3 měsíci +662

    close! but thats a cinder block!

  • @fatimaadreeta
    @fatimaadreeta Před 2 měsíci +3537

    Ignore the haters. It is impressive how you swallowed that block of metal.

    • @yindoesstuff7824
      @yindoesstuff7824 Před 2 měsíci +39

      💀💀

    • @AverageAhhCheeseburger
      @AverageAhhCheeseburger Před 2 měsíci +41

      Nah this is wild

    • @aytenxo
      @aytenxo Před 2 měsíci +22

      These comments man 💀💀

    • @Pbcvl
      @Pbcvl Před měsícem +4

      how is panettone even supposed to be like? This is already very airy imo. What are you even eating when eating panettone

    • @mybroski_editz10
      @mybroski_editz10 Před měsícem +20

      @@Pbcvlpannatone is known to be super super airy

  • @matteodariba6064
    @matteodariba6064 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I like how technicly since you are the only one to taste your meal there is no way to know if it is well done 😂

  • @SpiderGhostGaming__82
    @SpiderGhostGaming__82 Před 2 měsíci +19

    Bruh I could tell that it was a fucking block of beryllium and I'm not even Italian😭

  • @siem0510
    @siem0510 Před 4 měsíci +3425

    As someone who has made them professionally in a professional bakery I can confirm that this is miles away from panettone. You did about every step wrong while making this. Let’s ignore the pronounciation and start with the yeast. You should ferment your dough with a lievito madre, a stiff sourdough starter. The lower pH gives it amazing keeping qualities and the flavour is much deeper. Secondly the order of mixing the ingredients is wrong. You should start with making a basic dough, then add the butter and eggyolks. Is you add all your liquids first and last the flour, the dough is too wet and you can never build sufficient gluten. Then you should ferment the dough till tripled in size and then add more flour, sugar, butter, yolks, honey, fruit and water. Traditionally you put candied orange and lemon cubes in, a panettone with only raisins is not a thing. Also your final dough is way too dry. As a result it didn’t rise enough, due to lack of gluten structure and yeast power. The final product is something that is way too dense, dry and off in flavour to be called a panettone, but you said it yourself, you have made fruitcake. And you’re right, baking is very easy if you make something and come up with a recipe that cuts more than half the time, ingredients and nescesary steps and still call it a panettone🤦 try again without making just a cake and mixing raisins through, try making the real thing because for this you didn’t have to buy the paper milds at all, just use a cake tin

    • @melodytarinelli1628
      @melodytarinelli1628 Před 4 měsíci +329

      He seems like the type of person to walk into a professional kitchen/bakery and leave 20 minutes later crying his ass off. Making/baking food is not necessarily the hard part. The hard part is prepping for hundreds of recipes, setting all the equipment up, making everything next to perfect and all the same, and then cleaning up. Baking by itself is fun, baking professionally sucks. There is a reason I quit the bakery I used to work at. I didn’t want to wake up at 1am, work my ass off, be stressed constantly, then go home and sleep the day away.

    • @jianhuali7093
      @jianhuali7093 Před 4 měsíci +42

      Bro stop yapping 😂

    • @themicahmicah1845
      @themicahmicah1845 Před 4 měsíci +369

      @@jianhuali7093 are you scared of words or something

    • @EdTheEgg
      @EdTheEgg Před 4 měsíci +25

      Bro your the mayor of yappsville what are you on about
      I ain’t readin allat

    • @orangutancoochie6213
      @orangutancoochie6213 Před 4 měsíci +258

      @@jianhuali7093 bro is admitting to being illiterate 😍😍

  • @drcookie11
    @drcookie11 Před 4 měsíci +3883

    “i never fail” proceeds to fail dragons beard candy and macarons

  • @sticktricks
    @sticktricks Před 2 měsíci +10

    that panettone had its own gravitational pull

  • @lifehackeriscool
    @lifehackeriscool Před měsícem +7

    Bro, wtf ive never seen such a brutal comment section on yt 😂

    • @psychochayden69
      @psychochayden69 Před měsícem +2

      cause he's really damn annoying with how cocky and smug he is and he finally fucked up so we're not gonna let him live it down

    • @lifehackeriscool
      @lifehackeriscool Před měsícem +1

      @@psychochayden69 for real

  • @nicholasburnett9685
    @nicholasburnett9685 Před 4 měsíci +379

    Hey dude, italian baker here. Appreciate the effort, but panettone is only made with sourdough starter, yeast will make it only an imitation/inferior version that'll last a day. Panettone is made to last a month or more for shelf life

    • @nicholasburnett9685
      @nicholasburnett9685 Před 4 měsíci +8

      other than that, I dig your channel dude

    • @DINGD0NG...
      @DINGD0NG... Před 4 měsíci +31

      (Italian here too) the biggest problem I saw was how dry it was
      Panettone is a bit dry but this was just bread with dried fruit, panettone is fluffy and moist. I am not a baker so I don't know exactly what he did wrong, but this definitely is not panettone

    • @AftonWheeler
      @AftonWheeler Před 4 měsíci +4

      Anything like this would only sit out for 30 minutes before it disappears down my gullet. My gluttony has beaten you.

    • @thatguyonline.
      @thatguyonline. Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@nicholasburnett9685 Hey a dude who is respectful and knows that this is satire.Very nice

    • @gearsgamer7115
      @gearsgamer7115 Před 4 měsíci

      Non Italian here. Even if I'm not Italian some Italian soul took over my body because I am angry at this dude

  • @Exorbulla
    @Exorbulla Před 3 měsíci +1358

    You could make a house out of your panettones and not even the big bad wolf would be able to knock it over

  • @Gapehorn771
    @Gapehorn771 Před měsícem +5

    Bro is eating a slightly soft brick💀💀💀

  • @notjemina
    @notjemina Před 4 měsíci +3384

    “But I never fail so no surprise there” had me dying 💀
    Not only is this panettone another mistake, but so are those meringues you called pavlova.

    • @sketchpup5718
      @sketchpup5718 Před 3 měsíci +20

      facts and i was excited for the pavlovas too

    • @UrLocalEntertainment
      @UrLocalEntertainment Před 3 měsíci +15

      and he was also to lazy to actually do the hard part of the meringue which is making it into a dome like shape

    • @leigh_cl6315
      @leigh_cl6315 Před 3 měsíci +7

      No fr as a kiwi and aus person I'm double offended at how he butchered pavlova and now this too 😮‍💨😒

    • @sketchpup5718
      @sketchpup5718 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@leigh_cl6315 lol im from nz as well and it was so frustrating to see his final result

    • @leigh_cl6315
      @leigh_cl6315 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@sketchpup5718 right it was just a tiny meringue 😭

  • @user-ow9ut9bm4w
    @user-ow9ut9bm4w Před 4 měsíci +356

    Thats not panettone buddy the series ended a while ago but it officially ends here💀💀💀

    • @bruhman2565
      @bruhman2565 Před 4 měsíci +30

      It’s still going because it’s literally rage bait and people like u make this series possible by engagement 💀

    • @Acuriouscase77
      @Acuriouscase77 Před 4 měsíci +1

      true bro is delulu

    • @thatguyonline.
      @thatguyonline. Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@bruhman2565 Yeah its crazy how many people don't realize that this is satire

    • @shadycaprilol4630
      @shadycaprilol4630 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@bruhman2565"it's rage bait, so any critique is worthless even if I fail horribly"

    • @anaceweirdo1579
      @anaceweirdo1579 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@bruhman2565"bro chill it's just a joke-" where's the punchline?

  • @user-yz9nk3ph6i
    @user-yz9nk3ph6i Před 2 měsíci +6

    Bro once i saw that i nearly died and im not even Italian 💀

  • @gaming_gamer9_11
    @gaming_gamer9_11 Před 2 měsíci +11

    damn if those battleships at pearl harbour were made out of this , then they wouldve survived

  • @kurtistran3344
    @kurtistran3344 Před 4 měsíci +1817

    That panettone is more dense than an average discord mod

    • @ThatSocialKid
      @ThatSocialKid Před 3 měsíci +4

      I CANT-

    • @GreenCherry2
      @GreenCherry2 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Fat is not dense, do you even know the definition of it?

    • @Dafne-tt2iy
      @Dafne-tt2iy Před 3 měsíci +15

      @@GreenCherry2”fat is not dense”
      🤓☝️

    • @GreenCherry2
      @GreenCherry2 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Dafne-tt2iy cry about it

    • @Dafne-tt2iy
      @Dafne-tt2iy Před 3 měsíci

      @@GreenCherry2 you seem like the one who cried when you posted your “fat isn’t dense” nerd ass comment.

  • @the_greyster
    @the_greyster Před 4 měsíci +908

    That panettone is denser than you 💀

  • @grayness3933
    @grayness3933 Před 2 měsíci +4

    if your panettone could kill homeless person if you throw your panettone at them then that's not a panettone... that's a brick

  • @user-je2ur3vb3f
    @user-je2ur3vb3f Před 2 měsíci +3

    Ah... so this is where the 90% of all this guy’s comments originated from.

  • @miserabiliiaa
    @miserabiliiaa Před 4 měsíci +1549

    the way every italian on youtube is roasting him for the panettone 😭😭

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 Před 3 měsíci +1

      hey

    • @flamefirestarterr
      @flamefirestarterr Před 3 měsíci +6

      none of these people are italian they're just little kids following a trend

    • @ohmygodguysitsafurry
      @ohmygodguysitsafurry Před 3 měsíci +10

      @@flamefirestarterr I guess my dads bloodline was lying this whole time and im actually younger then I thought!

    • @flamefirestarterr
      @flamefirestarterr Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@ohmygodguysitsafurry than*

    • @bobdude1236
      @bobdude1236 Před 3 měsíci

      *those​@@flamefirestarterr

  • @Ryann9
    @Ryann9 Před 4 měsíci +796

    This series is basically, "baking but I just recipe and ignore all criticism if its bad"

    • @lodestar3984
      @lodestar3984 Před 4 měsíci +43

      Yeah, and we’re all falling for the reaction bait💀

    • @uselessSam
      @uselessSam Před 4 měsíci +11

      "i just recipe" 😭

    • @foxxy111
      @foxxy111 Před 4 měsíci

      Literally ​@@lodestar3984

    • @maciiscool6969
      @maciiscool6969 Před 4 měsíci +4

      what’s he supposed to do? eyeball it when he’s never made it and ISNT ITALIAN? weird huh?

    • @drby163
      @drby163 Před 4 měsíci +9

      ​@@maciiscool6969what does being Italian have to do with baking something you've never seen or made?

  • @tejusbridalwear4018
    @tejusbridalwear4018 Před 2 měsíci +5

    That panetonne is denser than your ego 💀

  • @KNbooger
    @KNbooger Před 2 měsíci +3

    The reason it’s so dense too is because he used a small mols and used to much dough therefore not giving it enough space to spread out and become more airy

  • @yeedasuu132
    @yeedasuu132 Před 3 měsíci +703

    bro was holding back tears after eating that brick 💀💀

    • @PianoKwanMan
      @PianoKwanMan Před 3 měsíci +8

      The final shot where he is bashing his chest: Those eyes are of someone who has just finished choking

  • @meltemcakir9286
    @meltemcakir9286 Před 4 měsíci +272

    As an Italian I’m crying seeing someone call that panettone

    • @intensevolcom2036
      @intensevolcom2036 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Ur crying over that ?

    • @rtmmibbler
      @rtmmibbler Před 4 měsíci +12

      Italians are very passionate over food

    • @soph_yagami
      @soph_yagami Před 4 měsíci +15

      ​@@intensevolcom2036it's too dense, and It doesnt look SLIGHLY like a real panettone

    • @moldycatloaf6969
      @moldycatloaf6969 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@rtmmibblervery true (im italian)

    • @lol321f.
      @lol321f. Před 4 měsíci

      first i was like wtf this pronunciation lmao

  • @R-O-R-O-N-O-A
    @R-O-R-O-N-O-A Před 2 měsíci +6

    Bro dont listen to haters their just jealous you could bake that titanium better than them! 😊

  • @khcoolkids6494
    @khcoolkids6494 Před měsícem +3

    " Mom i want senyai grubs"
    " We have senyai grubs at home"
    Senyai grubs at home:

  • @dermpkid
    @dermpkid Před 3 měsíci +979

    If you put that under a hydraulic press, it would dent the press. That’s how dense it is. Hats off to you for being able to lift it up, though

  • @patrickbadescu1270
    @patrickbadescu1270 Před 4 měsíci +1272

    LMAO bro makes the densest panettone’s of all time and says they’re good 😂

    • @RikoNikoBiko
      @RikoNikoBiko Před 4 měsíci +1

      Denser than plasma

    • @purplrshadowyay
      @purplrshadowyay Před 4 měsíci +4

      ​@@RikoNikoBikoplasma ain't dense but ok

    • @denotizz
      @denotizz Před 4 měsíci

      it's probably good with tea pr milk

    • @Marcus-cx5id
      @Marcus-cx5id Před 4 měsíci

      How is there 0 likes and thousands of comments?

    • @RikoNikoBiko
      @RikoNikoBiko Před 4 měsíci

      @@purplrshadowyay I’m not lying though so there was really no need to say that

  • @lightboy2283
    @lightboy2283 Před měsícem +2

    Shit so dense to the point that honey buns aren't a threat to homeless people

    • @bloxii_yt
      @bloxii_yt Před měsícem

      bro was so mad he had to comment 3 times

  • @ykk3y_ytt
    @ykk3y_ytt Před měsícem +2

    stop hating guys. its crazy how he ate netherite

  • @francescomastroianni2649
    @francescomastroianni2649 Před 4 měsíci +2188

    In Italy we have various laws in the kitchen, in Italy it is ILLEGAL to market and sell what you have prepared (probably a kind of brioche) calling it "PANETTONE": the basic ingredients and the procedure are wrong. Apart from the law, every Italian knows well that that doesn't even remotely resemble a Panettone

    • @feckless9986
      @feckless9986 Před 4 měsíci +158

      i aint italian and even i know that the dude baked the most average fruit cake mankind has ever seen and called it a panettone

    • @raoulciubotaru3505
      @raoulciubotaru3505 Před 4 měsíci

      È vero ha semplicemente fatto l'impasto con la frutta secca poi dentro. Il bro può inculare tutti tranne gli italiani nella cucina

    • @BitOfAnOddFella
      @BitOfAnOddFella Před 4 měsíci +50

      I’m Italian and I know that’s not panetton. I have it every single Christmas and it just looks way too dry. But he can get it with a few more tries, and btw I love your videos so don’t take this as straight up hate, because that’s not what this is meant to be

    • @ToMiNoo_
      @ToMiNoo_ Před 4 měsíci +16

      ma cristo che qualcuno glielo dica che è sbagliato

    • @edoardomarraffa88
      @edoardomarraffa88 Před 4 měsíci +9

      49 minuti di applausi

  • @flawlesswillshoutyouout5000
    @flawlesswillshoutyouout5000 Před 4 měsíci +2050

    Finally this thing humbled this guy

    • @Cuttieee3
      @Cuttieee3 Před 4 měsíci +77

      he has been humbled ever since he tried to make dragons beard candy😭😭😭

    • @maciscoal4434
      @maciscoal4434 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Fr@@Cuttieee3

    • @andrewstanford4071
      @andrewstanford4071 Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@Cuttieee3he literally made it

    • @Angelic_Dream708
      @Angelic_Dream708 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Ladies and gentlemen. We got him

    • @kagurabachi108
      @kagurabachi108 Před 4 měsíci +5

      ​@@andrewstanford4071he did it in a way where it was wrong

  • @meniogt
    @meniogt Před měsícem +3

    as a brazilian, yeah this panettone is definitely not right, here we have some fluffy and strong tasting ones that are 100% way better than yours

  • @firephoenix7788
    @firephoenix7788 Před 17 dny +2

    Yo Louis, you should join the construction industry. That recipe of yours is just the material those builders need to reinforce those buildings.

  • @zainabkhurrum1299
    @zainabkhurrum1299 Před 3 měsíci +426

    These roasts are crazy 💀

    • @dumb_cat__
      @dumb_cat__ Před 2 měsíci +1

      FR 💀

    • @OliveAndJackie
      @OliveAndJackie Před 2 měsíci +1

      Nah cause most of these comments arent holding back 💀