Cut for Time: Love Is Blind - SNL
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- Contestants on a Netflix reality dating show choose to marry someone they have never met while under quarantine for the coronavirus.
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“I can tell by your voice that you’re black” that was something that actually happened on the show lmao
I know! How was that guy so unaware of himself!?!?
Who was that again?
Diantia Pinto Beans I honestly don’t even remember, I think they cut him off after the first episode but I’m not sure
I deadass thought that was a joke bc I haven’t seen the show
You can definitely tell by someone’s voice if they are black haha. The tone is different in our voice.
My therapist: Ginger John Mulaney isn't real he can't hurt you
Ginger John Mulaney:
aidannichols23 Ginger John Mulaney looks like Domnhal Gleeson
oooof
My therapist: Ginger John Mulaney isn't real he can't hurt you
Ginger John Mulaney: Hold my Corona...
@@RedPandaGames. 😂😂
I’m crying!!!! 😂😭
How dare you make fun of Lauren and Cameron 😂😂😂😂
lmbo
I knowww they’re the only good ones 😭
Ew no their body language was so creepy
Eve lion fuckin Cameron’s a robot
Toks Osayameh 😜😂
Coming up w the name “Bellini Ciabatta Colada” didn’t get enough respect
GiGi Milady had the best name on the show
Shout out to the proposer with a better name Clay Turdstrength!
Thank you!! I came back to watch it again just for the name 😂
rash b Clay Turdstrength was quite appropriate
Do The Shingaling it’s so perfect haha
Giannina ♥️... Crazy attitude
“I’m an aspiring stay at home mom...”. 😄
"and i love to travel." hahahahahaha
Amber
LITERALLY AMBER
Trainwreck Amber 😂😂😂🤦🏻♀️
With a $20k student loan debt.
“i’m a doctor... hehe just kidding, i licked a pole.” 😂
Hannah Welch lol guys in studies are sadly turned off by smart woman and would rather date someone uneducated and licks poles...
Do you think she meant a metal bar or someone from Poland?
"Like with your tongue?"
@@maureen6191 Guys in studies?
Amber I think..she calls herself fearless
Once I'm a wife, I won't have problems. OMG!!!!!!! I'm rollin'
J Coors @Amber
josue meza “I’m an aspiring stay at home mom” - Literally Amber, multiple occasions (just worded slightly differently haha)
J Coors country high school girls be like:
@@margaritam.9118 Completely accurate
@@margaritam.9118, what high school did you go to? I was raised in the country, and I have never heard that. Lol, what state?
NBC: you can’t make fun of the Coronavirus!
John: I sure would like to.
Honestly, making fun of it helps me. I already know all the terrifying stuff, since I have clinical anxiety and my brain makes a habit of making my life miserable, so I'm always up to date. We're laughably underprepared and Mike 'pray away the HIV (and the gay)' Pence is in charge of the 'crack team' assembled by a lunatic president who dissolved our entire pandemic response team just because his ego was too big to leave anything with even a trace of Obama on it in office.
It's the comedy that pokes fun at it that gets me back from panicking, since there's literally nothing I can do but wash my hands 10,000 times a day, according to the CDC. I mean, it's totally out of my control, there's absolutely nothing I can do when our own government is actively sabotaging any potential legitimate response we have. So, in my opinion, why not laugh about it? The only other option is daily panic attacks, and having already tried that, I can say first hand it only makes things worse 🙄
I also have anxiety and this sincerely helped me feel better. I'm in the Seattle area so it's all seriousness and scariness around here. Thank you, SNL. Sometimes you really do need to laugh and joke about things. Even the darker stuff.
Making fun of the Corona virus is as bad as saying the n word
Invisible first off, no it’s not. Do you know how I know it’s not? Because were saying the word “corona” we’re not even saying what the n-word is
It's only funny to people who have not been directly affected by the virus. We'll see how funny it is when family and friends start dying off.
"I'm Vanessa Lachey"
"And obviously I'm Nick Lachey"
He did that EVERY TIME they introduced themselves.
Ashley Wilson so annoying
I hated them so much, I kept yelling "stop talking" at the tv
Lol
They should have put a joke in here about Jessica being obsessed with Barnett when he was engaged to Amber.
And she was such an alcoholic too lol it was BAD
sdufrane31 oh god that was so tough I disliked Jessica so much
and the fact that she fed her DOG wine
@@JenniferStewart27 RIGHT?! Whenever she did that and said, "she likes wine," I about spit out my food I was so in shock lol. What kind of idiot does that lol.
Gave her dog wine AND THEN DRANK AFTER HER DOG... I can not 🤧
"I'm an aspiring stay-at-home mom" clearly was missed by most of the audience.
"who loves to travel" LMAO
No that’s a normal aspiration lmao
What's funny about wanting to be a stay-at-home mom?
@@shirin8609 people usually don’t say “aspiring” and “stay at home mom” in the same sentence. Also, if she wants to be a stay at home mom she won’t be able to travel. She has to take care of the kids, and traveling would cancel out the stay at home part.
@@melissamikaelson9650 Nothing wrong with aspiring to be a stay-at-home mom. Also, people with children travel. That's what family vacations are.
I just love this so much. How dare they cut this accurate wackiness.
Me too! I was waiting for a Jessica moment!
I think it was because of that musical sketch😅
Cut it cuz it might seem insensitive to trivialize coronavirus.
@@joeb5853 also bc the whole linking alleged diets (of strange animals) to coronavirus is mildly racist and extremely inaccurate
@@NikhilVootkur It is a zoonotic virus tho
“Parents’ money” is a great job
"Attractive" is also a good one
Shady to Jessica though, who was one of the only engaged women with a real job.
Yeah, I wish I was qualified for it.
Let's not forget Computers™
I'm screaming at one of the occupations being "Computers"
Why scream?
Dixie Cronin it’s a different way of saying laughing
“Job” titles on these shows always kill me. What job let’s you take a month off to be on a TV show…
80% of the guys are some version of “computers”
@@adamharms7139 I think it was season 1, where Salvador was in "Tourism Sales," which I suspect means he sells Time-Shares.
"Once I'm a wife, I don't have problems" lmfao, if this aint Amber
literally
This is my favorite Black Mirror episode.
Right! LMAOOOO
NEXT TO THE ONE WE'RE ACTUALLY LIVING IN!!!!
Omg 😂😂
Holy shit 😂😂
Rick Walls omg you are right! We are living in one! WOW, now I have to dissect this 😳
“Like, with your tongue?”
I lick things with my toes.
@@peikkojumala 😂😂😂😂😛😋👅
@@peikkojumala thank god I dont have tastebuds on my toes.
Lmfao the "I can tell by your voice you're black" ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Holly Gardner and she still said she was white 🤣🤣🤣
Right, like,,,, you cant sound like a race.
@@bubblesnails5948 ohhhhh yeah ya can...
@@bubblesnails5948 You can sure sound like an "African-American," with an Ebonics tinge.
@@bubblesnails5948 yeah U can
This is too impressive to be cut for time, i love how they recreated the set and how the contestants dress perfectly. Plus I love that Heidi seems to be channeling Jessica a little bit
a little bit? she was a perfect Jessica! down to the gold metallic wine glass never leaving her hand 😂
Jessica is the worst, it was fun watching her implode.
@@iheartvikings2012 I said a little bit cause of the moment at 0:40 😂 I don't think Jessica said something like that
@@BenDover-wc8jr did she implode tho? In the last episode she was like "I can't wait to marry this guy he's perfect!!" before the wedding and then she's like "BYE, not sorry" immediately after and I thought maybe she would feel worse about having led him on but she didn't seem to show much remorse 😬
Alexandra Oravetz I only watched through like episode 5, I thought for sure by then Mark would have gotten the hint. I’m a sucker for bad dating shows, so this one was great.
“Picture taker” or “boss executive” = dream job
"Parents' money"
"Attractive" lol
I was thinking that when I saw all their job titles that they’re all “f-unemployed” lol
I'm more "Computers"
I just watched this trash on Netflix and the job descriptions are spot on. There was "scientist", "content creator", "business boss" and multiple "fitness"
Mulaney looks like a ginger property brother 😂 love it
didn't think about that, but you're totally right
😂😂 Yes
Yes!
“And I’m obviously Nick Lachey” lol
Kalese Webber pretty sure Nick actually said that on the show
Kalese, they def should have included the *obviously* lol.
@@dirtydamfino1429 Yes, he def did. He said it again on the reunion special from Thursday lol.
What's funny is that I noticed Nick Lachey currently has less instagram followers than Lauren and Cameron.
Melissa Villaseñor gets one line in one sketch this week and it's cut. The female Kyle...
It's cause of her racist tweets. Ever since people found out she hates black people they haven't wanted to show her.
It’s not like Lorne has a personal vendetta against her. Snl is merit based, it’s up to her to produce good content and be funny.
Tosh T I’m not sure she was even in the studio last night. This was filmed ahead of time.
Is that the one who said "I licked a pole"?
@@peanutjelly727 Melissa is the one in the hazmat suit playing "Vanessa Lachey" at 0:55
*Disgusting wet hacking*
"You sound hot to me"
I am hot. I just clocked in at 104
he's hot-blooded, hot-bloo-ded...
--Dave, you didn't realize those brain cells still had that song in them, DID you? mua ha haaaa
Yeah, cuz he's got a fever. Lol.
John Mulaney as a ginger is something I will never be able to get out of my head
“You’re covered in corona but I’m 34 so yes!” 💀💀💀
"Once I'm a wife, I won't have problems anymore!"
Underrated line.
*COUGHS VIOLENTLY*
“... 👀”
“You sound HOT to me.”
"favorite foods!" "Bats and rats!" That got me
Guy that obviously has coronavirus: Will you marry me?
Girl: "I'm 34 so yes!"
Me as a single 36 year old: does Google search for nearest coronavirus cases
Desperate times, desperate measures
Lol...😳
EDIT: Me picturing my future date:
(Me➡️)🥰😷
**Disclaimer: I mean no offense to anyone; I totally understand that COVID-19 is no laughing matter. I am just the type of person who is able to have a good laugh at my situation (singleness) 😉
**EDIT** 12/2021 ....met a great guy online in May of 2020, met in person in June of 2020, got married in October 2020 and gave birth to our first child (a boy 💙) in July of 2021!
Just don't be a Jessica
girl you'll be fine without that burden
No worries. Under 40, bad, and got your shit together. I'm taking you down no questions asked.
girl...
U r awesome! Wish u good luck, honey, u deserve perfect marriage, for sure :)
"Once I am a wife, I won't have any problems".
They didn't have to come for me so hard.
I did not know this was a real show on Netflix and I thought this sketch was hilarious. Now I have realized that this is a real show and it's honestly even better because it's so accurate.
“Picture Taker” I literally spit out my drink. 😂
czcams.com/video/dQ5WzIFpYvA/video.html
I'm 34, so yes, yes, yes 🤣🤣🤣
Messica!
My standards got higher after 30. I'd rather be single than in a bad relationship. How do I know this? My 20s. 😂
"he's an average guy who only likes sports. But she's a busy business woman who only likes business."
why are the best sketches always cut 😭
Maybe because someone died from Coronavirus the very same day in the US, so they didn't want to deal with the potential backlash
"Once I'm a wife, I won't have problems."
Uh oh. Rough road ahead. :/
"Once I'm a wife I'll have no problems" ok they didn't have to come for me like that lol
This came out on March 1st... BEFORE lockdown.
And it aged like unrefrigerated milk
"filmed on an abandoned military base in San Diego"
Me, who lives in San Diego: Oh god, it's here!
It is here🤷♀️
“Once I’m married, I won’t have anymore problems” lol
The show was LITERALLY like this...including the coronavirus.
I’m disappointed he didn’t say “I'm obviously Nick Lachey”
Total missed opportunity
Me: Ha, what a funny idea for a skit, such a unique idea for a mock-reality show
SNL: Corona virus edition
Me: Wait what, that implies there’s a regular edition. (1 google search later) Never underestimate the unthinkable nature of reality TV.
Saturday Night Live did have a coronavirus edition. It was the SNL Stays at Home episodes and most of season 46 when they came back to the studio and had a limited capacity audience (the season finale hosted by Anya Taylor Joy is the only episode where the audience was at full capacity, even though they still had to wear masks and there were probably some seats blocked off for social distancing reasons).
"Lauren," was spot on I'm not sure if the guy was supposed to be Cameron?? he didn't do a good job...they both definitely should have cried..lol😂😂
Gemina Gobotta Collada ....was HILARIOUS!!🤣🤣🤣
Idk man, this was funnier than some of the other ones. I’m sure they had their reasons, but I wish this had made it in.
More like, Love is Contagious.
I'll walk myself out.
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did
I love Love Is Blind. And this is exactly how the people on that show act 🤣
This would have been more accurate if they had him say, “Obviously, I’m Nick Lachey.” 😂
Hosted by Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo-Lachey is such a weird child-of-the-90s cut.
They actually host the real show too, I watched it, and everything from the characters (looks and personality) to the set was exactly like this sketch aside from the Coronavirus part, it’s wild! 😂
I knew SNL was gonna do a Love is blind skit. They couldn’t resist 😂
I watched this skit a week ago and thought it was really funny. Now I'm back after watching the show 🤣🤣🤣 good to see Cameron and Lauren in there.
This was actually brilliant! Shouldn't have been cut for time..
“I’m aspiring stay at home mom” 😂😂😂 said no one ever. I’m dying.
I've heard of more women in the last century saying that, but in this day and age it's a lot more common for women to have careers. I'm sure there's still some women who want to be a stay at home mom though, since everyone is different.
Tia Marie people normally say it in a joking way haha. But it’s a very antiquated ideal. But to each their own. It’s 2020 women are allowed to work now. They can do more than please a man and take care of kids, cook and clean.
Cameron and Lauren .... lol.
I’m here after the reunion it’s on Netflix CZcams and it’s CRAZY AF.
1:29 Did anyone else catch the underdressed nurse and the full radioactive suit one 🤣🤣 I love the way they shipped that in there ☠️☠️
Mad props to that set.
This should have aired. This is really good.
To: true
They definitely didn't realize how serious this would get which makes this even more hilarious.
1:56 As a Pole i'm sorry that it was a different pole
*I’m SHOCKED this didn’t make it on air 🤯*
PS _Does anyone know where we can find the list of who wrote each sketch_ (so I can give a shout out to the writers of this sketch) ❓❓❓
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coming from a person who actually lives in a corona affected area, i'm not surprised they didn't air this. it's only funny to you because you're (most likely) an entire ocean away... to me, it was pretty uncomfortable.
itsnotcuttifying. I'm sorry little guy were you able to sleep ok.? Coronavirus may be everywhere soon it was meant to be funny that's why its on a comedy sketch show. Here's something that you might enjoy...... czcams.com/video/TfE93xON8jk/video.html Just Saying
R/livefromnewyork on reddit
itsnotcuttifying can I just say .. ughhhhh. I’m not giving up humor. This world unbearable without it.
Welp. I hope Mulaney never dies of coronavirus, because this will be played ironically in CZcams for a while.
I told you so
-Michael Che
@@dsolo2161 You want to talk about those STDs, Che? -Colin Jost
He is so disappointed when he thinks she's a doctor.
I think he got sad because he though she got it by saving ppl.
ASH2ASHES bingo
"I can't tell by the voice you are black" you know she is out of it.
i watch the show and i can tell who’s character was based on who
Chrisy Y
Raquel = Lauren
Blonde chick who licked the pole (sorry I don’t remember her name lol) =Gigi
Drunk chick who aspired to be a stay-at-home mom = Jessica
I couldn’t identify the guys though.
@@Zaza-Xoxo no no no.. stay at home wanna be mom = amber.
amber has ZERO goals in life.. she is in like 20k school debt, makeup debt.. only wants to sit around all day drinking wine and watching tv, pregnant.
jessica= messica.. she is the alcoholic who can't stand her own boyfriend.
@@Teafa Amber spent 8 years in the military. I mean its not like she hadnt worked
justiceingeneral plus she clarified that she was taking a break from working for health and mental health reasons (injuries and healing emotionally after her abortion).
Chrisy Y so can I 😂
Clay Turdstrength lmaaaooooooooo 😂😂😂🤣
I'm a huge LiB fan -- HOW DID I MISS THIS??? OMG it was so brilliant. I mean, the biggest reason that the show became popular in the first place was that it was an "isolation" dating show that aired right when the pandemic started.
That girl sounds more like Jessica than Jessica does
Love is blind is the real life incarnate of Jessica Simpson’s tuna/chicken of the sea conundrum.
“Thirsty clunkers” 😭😭
Looking back, this is the first COVID joke I remember seeing. It was before everyone understood how serious it was going to be.
I literally watched this whole series at a convention with some friend this past weekend!!
You are definitely covered in Corona but I'm 34 so yes, yes, yes!
Oh lord, this isn't comedy, its accuracy.
melissa's one appearance and it was cut ;-;
Girafarig's Butt AOC wasn’t in the news this week 🤷🏽♂️
Knowing the facts, I'm going to just take this comedy in stride. Its hilarious. We need humor to get through this time.
So much of this was LEGIT said on the show😂💀
"Clay Turdstrength" lmao 😂
This was made in February and they joked about quarantined dating... and it’s still relevant to this day
And to this day as well.
@@Mama2CDHsurvivor oh my god i hate getting replies on my old comments haha me a year ago didn’t know what was coming
None of us did, my friend, none of us did…Sorry to have startled you on this old comment. I’m with you on that though, I’ll be like I’m I posted that in 2014, really? Haha.
This brings new meaning to all of the "tall child" jokes
AHAHHA OMG the costumes are kinda right on.
It is interesting that this show came out right around the time of quarantining...hmm...
The aspiring house wife who loves to travel is everyone on the show
“Once I’m a wife, I wont have problems”
A theory that so many people live by….
mulaney as a ginger is something i didn't know i needed to see until now
Quarantine has gone on for so long that John Mulaney is going to make coronavirus skits two hostings in a row.
*three
I remember watching this sketch in March 2020 when it first came out and now watching it again makes me feel… nostalgic? I’m not sure but I remember how we still tried to find happiness among our friends and family without being unsafe and the happiness was more cherished back then
Yoooo... Picture Taker?
Y'all better not be talking 'bout Lauren
😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
Hilarious! 😂 I knew that someone would eventually poke at the latest plague.
One of your best skits in a while! Loved it
“I don’t wash my hands and I put my fingers in my mouth”
“Okay, you’re my husband!” LMAO
"You are definitely covered in corona, but I'm 34, so YES!"
When SNL's take is better than the original.
This is just Dating In the Dark, which was awesome
The Lower Thirds are the BEST part of this already perfect piece.
**CLAY TURDSTRENGTH**
What-If Machine this is the comment I was looking for 😂
Me too
God I miss the energy of the original quarantine
“Once I’m a wife, I won’t have problems” 😂🙌🏽😂🙌🏽
This is hysterical. I can't believe this was cut
Where did they like those wine glasses? I really like them
I actually love this show yet all of this is soooo accurate
WHY WAS THIS CUT FOR TIME. I love this sketch!!!!
This was great! SNL needs to do one of these every week. I (and a lot of others, I suspect) might even start watching it again.