Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas With Only A Big Iron On Your Hip?

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  • To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day. Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say. No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip. The stranger there among them tried to Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only A Big Iron On His Hip.
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    Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only A Big Iron On Your Hip? (in text form)
    The title is kinda clickbait, kinda not. The general idea here is that I can only use the .357 Magnum and I can’t look down the sights, I can only fire from the hip. My only method of attack is the big iron on my hip. The “not looking down the sights” thing might be a bit much, but a little extra pain never hurt anyone so I’m doing it anyway.
    Because I’m not using Speech as a crutch, the build for this challenge is pretty average for a gun-heavy character. I drained Charisma because it’s worthless and the 357 Magnum only requires a Strength of 3 to use, so I dropped it to 4 and raised all other stats to 7 to have a somewhat well-rounded character. My skills were probably obvious: Guns, Lockpick, and Repair. I went with Trigger Discipline as my first trait. It gives a 20% boost to accuracy which will be useful since I can only fire from the hip, and Skilled to again boost all skills a bit. I stole everything I could carry from Doc Mitchell’s house and left to head to Chet’s shop to buy my gun. He didn’t have one, because why would he. So I sold my trash, bought some stimpaks and ammo, and left. Luckily, there is a Magnum in the Prospector Saloon behind the counter.
    It didn’t belong to me, technically I shouldn’t have taken it, but the “did not” and “should not” in this sentence cancel each other out which makes taking it okay. I shot the bottles behind the bar to get a new gun and some ammo to sell later on, and decided to see how bad this situation is by picking a target and annihilating them. Ignoring the shots I missed, it took an unfathomable amount of shots to end Joe Cobb, because I failed in the process. I tried again and noticed something really annoying. Revolvers must be reloaded manually, New Vegas doesn’t have the $4.99 per month “auto-reload” DLC yet. Sometimes taking damage will interrupt what you’re doing. Bullets have to be loaded in one at a time, which means you’ve got 6 opportunities to be interrupted every time you reload. It’s a real problem that occurs frequently throughout this run.
    It took something like 16 shots to end Cobb, leaving town with 2 bullets, one for an enemy and one for me when I miss, is a recipe for disaster. So I did a time jump and went back to when Cobb didn’t have a dozen bullets in him, spoke to him about taking over the town, and realized that because I spoke to him, I didn’t have the option of helping Ringo take out the Powder Gangers. Ringo forfeited his life when he dared to speak to me in such a way.
    Cobb told me to shake down the citizens of townsville for everything they had. I started with Chet, failed, and I slowly walked into town while wishing that my mustache was bigger. I helped with the fight the same way a kid who tastes the cookie batter helps with baking cookies. I was there, I did stuff, but nothing would’ve turned out differently if I was a puddle of failure body in the bone orchard.
    ...
  • Hry

Komentáře • 8K

  • @spawnofyakub8390
    @spawnofyakub8390 Před 5 měsíci +3543

    Rest in Peace, king. Now the real game begins.

    • @AJZ0626
      @AJZ0626 Před 5 měsíci +51

      RIP to a Legend

    • @user-fn3wn7bz1g
      @user-fn3wn7bz1g Před 5 měsíci +23

      NOOOO

    • @MercurialDecree
      @MercurialDecree Před 4 měsíci +28

      Paul was singing Big Iron at the beginning 😂 god bless this man's soul

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 Před 4 měsíci +16

      Wait he died ???

    • @AJZ0626
      @AJZ0626 Před 4 měsíci

      @@ommsterlitz1805 Yes. I only knew, close to when it happened, because I am in his Subreddit. His Father has been active there and the Subreddit went through a rough time because there were trolls that hopped in, because Paul (Joseph) was the only Moderator and they were just being awful human beings. It's now moderated and there are a lot of tributes to him, there

  • @bunsenn5064
    @bunsenn5064 Před 2 lety +15705

    Fun fact: the song Big Iron by Marty Robbins is 3 minutes and 57 seconds long, the same caliber as a magnum.

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 Před 2 lety +837

      357.magnum, is what means

    • @caine5445
      @caine5445 Před 2 lety +389

      That's a neat fact

    • @mishigalacticoespacial
      @mishigalacticoespacial Před 2 lety +392

      the big iron is the 45-70 goverment

    • @Peaserist
      @Peaserist Před 2 lety +687

      @@wilfordpiedmont yes because the CZcams video of the song takes precedence over the canonical length of the song everywhere else! Be gone

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 Před 2 lety +94

      @@wilfordpiedmont
      Shut up

  • @theTOASTYsupreme
    @theTOASTYsupreme Před 2 lety +6022

    "I left town with 2 bullets left, one for my enemy and one for me when I miss"
    I died 💀

  • @empydoodle_gaming
    @empydoodle_gaming Před 8 měsíci +506

    I like that the 1 Charisma is lore-accurate - he hardly spoke to folks around him, after all. Didn't have too much to say.

  • @Feltorum
    @Feltorum Před 4 lety +7602

    You started as an Arizona Ranger, and played it like Texas Red
    “You’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy!”

    • @1awlfc1
      @1awlfc1 Před 4 lety +454

      Feltorum Don’t lecture me, General Oliver. I see through the lies of the rangers now. I have brought peace, freedom, security and justice to my new republic.

    • @K4nahe1
      @K4nahe1 Před 4 lety +308

      @@1awlfc1 Your new republic? Courier my alligence is to the NCR, TO DEMOCRACY!

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox Před 4 lety +239

      @@K4nahe1 If you're not with me, you're against me.

    • @rjsjtrc
      @rjsjtrc Před 4 lety +227

      Mr. Trox Only the Legion deals in absolutes... I will do what I must

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker Před 4 lety +175

      @@rjsjtrc you will try *spins behind a shoots revolver from hip*

  • @cheekmeat3507
    @cheekmeat3507 Před 4 lety +28160

    "Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have that much to say."
    "I drained charisma because its useless."

    • @cheekmeat3507
      @cheekmeat3507 Před 4 lety +1706

      @@kohls9891 you're*

    • @dirpyturtle69
      @dirpyturtle69 Před 4 lety +285

      • cheekmeat •
      Your*

    • @hollowoh
      @hollowoh Před 4 lety +267

      No.

    • @clunk42
      @clunk42 Před 4 lety +555

      @@kohls9891 'Tis not, fellow human being. You're is short for you are. Your is not short for you are.

    • @clunk42
      @clunk42 Před 4 lety +505

      @@kohls9891 No it is not. Your is possessive. You're is a shortened "you are." "Your gay" is the equivalent of saying "his gay" or "her gay." It doesn't work.

  • @evanbruneio6208
    @evanbruneio6208 Před 5 měsíci +747

    Rip Paul this is the video that got me into New Vegas and Fallout as a whole. Thank you for everything that you have done for the Fallout community.
    Rest In Peace. Gone But Never Forgotten

    • @golden-pi3sk
      @golden-pi3sk Před 11 dny +1

      Sadly "it was rigged from the start"

  • @monkeyBNKR
    @monkeyBNKR Před 5 měsíci +216

    Rest easy, Paul.
    You will be missed.

  • @scaryanarchist1260
    @scaryanarchist1260 Před 4 lety +7095

    ”Leaving town with two bullets: one for an enemy and one for me when I miss.”

  • @agentcoxack7368
    @agentcoxack7368 Před 4 lety +6080

    “Enough notches on my pistol to spell psychopath in Braille”
    Why is that quote so badass.

  • @kidnamedalaska
    @kidnamedalaska Před 5 měsíci +243

    Rest In Peace, I love this video, and I appreciate the things that you've done for our community.

    • @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088
      @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088 Před 5 měsíci +15

      Man, been rewatching all of these and I cannot explain how surreal it is knowing he's gone and how he went. This dude didn't deserve this to happen especially near Christmas :*( I hope he had loved ones near him

    • @missingxbox1716
      @missingxbox1716 Před 5 měsíci +5

      He now has a big iron on his hip in heaven

  • @steelkhor3851
    @steelkhor3851 Před rokem +207

    Fun fact: The "Big Iron" that inspired the song is a real gun. It was a .44 Magnum with a 12" barrel.

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 Před 10 měsíci +5

      I thought it was a .45 colt gun with a marlin rifle barrel.

    • @steelkhor3851
      @steelkhor3851 Před 9 měsíci +22

      @@haroldbalzac6336 It was a Great Western frame with a 12" barrel made from an 1892 Winchester rifle in .44 WCF, with a Colt 1860 Army grip frame and grips, and a Great Western .44 Magnum cylinder.
      The guy who built it, Andy Anderson, actually has a different gun he calls "Big Iron" (which is probably where Marty got the name from) which is a Colt S.A. .44 Special with a 7.5" barrel.

    • @idk-by3cp
      @idk-by3cp Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@steelkhor3851 can you link a picture of it?

    • @IndigoGaming877
      @IndigoGaming877 Před měsícem

      No really?

    • @jacksteele3028
      @jacksteele3028 Před měsícem +3

      @@steelkhor3851 but that gun doesn’t exist. Anderson never made one and if he did it has never been photographed and is lost. Marty posed with a .45 Colt Single Action Army in promotionals with Johnny Cash for the album. But Robbins never said what inspired him, so we’ll never know.

  • @aloeveraplant8551
    @aloeveraplant8551 Před 4 lety +5770

    The real big iron was the friends we made along the way

  • @arsonist2773
    @arsonist2773 Před 3 lety +6506

    "With enough notches on my Revolver to spell "Psychopath" in braille..."
    He's able to come up with the stupidest and most brilliant sentences at the same time.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Před 3 lety +224

      Also might be a reference to:
      "And the notches on his pistol numbered one an nineteen more"

    • @pkeyblowfish
      @pkeyblowfish Před 3 lety +123

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness th... thats the joke

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Před 3 lety +3

      very clever

    • @Mr.Reloaded
      @Mr.Reloaded Před 3 lety +40

      @@pkeyblowfish yeah he's just explaining it

    • @pkeyblowfish
      @pkeyblowfish Před 3 lety +12

      @@Mr.Reloaded ok yes but most everyone whos clicked the video heard the song. I didnt need a lesson on social clues and referencing.

  • @bigego1031
    @bigego1031 Před 5 měsíci +126

    Rest in piece my friend. I’ll always cherish this and every other piece of content that you’ve made. It was a pleasure being your fan

  • @Phoenix_King208
    @Phoenix_King208 Před 4 měsíci +70

    It feels weird watching any of his videos now knowing that he's passed away, rest in peace

    • @armitx9
      @armitx9 Před 29 dny

      this is where the real game begins

  • @bboyven
    @bboyven Před 3 lety +5455

    "And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today"
    First perk "you fire 20% more slowly"

    • @TheWhoamaters
      @TheWhoamaters Před 3 lety +268

      Trigger discipline only helps if you can aim in the first place

    • @TheWhoamaters
      @TheWhoamaters Před 3 lety +24

      @Fadi Dankiha don't see how this is relevant to a marty robins meme

    • @TheWhoamaters
      @TheWhoamaters Před 3 lety +33

      @@janacebickerstaff8603 I don't mean using the aim function. I mean if you as a player are able to actually land your shots, having a statistical increase in accuracy helps. If you can't, the lower rate of fire is a detriment

    • @ohnoimatrap8315
      @ohnoimatrap8315 Před 3 lety +5

      To be fair, he only fired one bullet.

    • @stupidmonkey8057
      @stupidmonkey8057 Před 3 lety

      @@TheWhoamaters because it's one of them perks he picked.

  • @motivated7203
    @motivated7203 Před 4 lety +4284

    "The Ranger's aim was deadly, with the big iron on his hip"
    Mitten Squad: It took an unfathomable amount of shots to kill Joe Cobb, not counting the ones I missed

    • @zombro8697
      @zombro8697 Před 3 lety +4

      AaaaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaaa

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 Před 3 lety +70

      Dude, he played the game like Texas Red. That'd hamper anyone's accuracy.

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej Před 3 lety +3

      Well if his "big iron" had been a Fat-Man
      ... O.o

    • @checkermen1932
      @checkermen1932 Před 3 lety

      And I read right as he said it.

    • @motivated7203
      @motivated7203 Před 3 lety +1

      @Fadi Dankiha 👍

  • @jarettgrondin2681
    @jarettgrondin2681 Před 5 měsíci +72

    For once the Mojave feels cold without a nuclear winter

    • @CptCKG
      @CptCKG Před měsícem +1

      That she does friend, that she does...

  • @klangtheman5084
    @klangtheman5084 Před 5 měsíci +35

    RIP Mitten Squad, this was my first intro to your channel, so i came back to watch the one that started my enjoymet of challenge runs.

    • @Mythic2099
      @Mythic2099 Před 5 měsíci +1

      this was also the first video of his i had watched just had to watch it again 🥲

  • @wastelandblunts
    @wastelandblunts Před 4 lety +2196

    "met pearl"
    "killed pearl"
    classic Mittens

    • @smgeezus7186
      @smgeezus7186 Před 4 lety +38

      Just waiting for Grandma Sparkle to break the laws of the universe one day and get her revenge on him and New Vegas or Fallout 4.
      Slap yo shit.

    • @kyletanking
      @kyletanking Před 4 lety +6

      I read this as meat pearl like a ball of meat

    • @burger-esports
      @burger-esports Před 4 lety +2

      @@kyletanking 2 dangling meat pearls

    • @dripmaster2billion818
      @dripmaster2billion818 Před 4 lety +3

      L O R D T V L I P Mittens is a classic don’t get me wrong but his name is Paul.

  • @omniscientbarebones
    @omniscientbarebones Před 3 lety +5348

    Should have put Agility at 10, you'd have the swiftness of the Ranger still talked about today.

  • @HK-pq7pe
    @HK-pq7pe Před 5 měsíci +29

    Rip Paul, best ranger in the Mojave

  • @milliebrockway4298
    @milliebrockway4298 Před 5 měsíci +32

    Rip Paul. Now the real game can begin. We will never forget you man ❤️

  • @bigfudge2031
    @bigfudge2031 Před 4 lety +1737

    "Benny might have went on living but he made one fatal slip when he tried to match the courier with the big ol platinum chip"

  • @spacelobster661
    @spacelobster661 Před 4 lety +2657

    "Murder is an effective way to get free stuff." At least he didn't tell kids to steal.

  • @joeschmidt246
    @joeschmidt246 Před 3 měsíci +23

    RIP homie. As a fellow Michigan boy, you will be truly missed. These videos got me through some dark times.

  • @shadowcobra69
    @shadowcobra69 Před 5 měsíci +12

    I'm just rewatching this Legends content Rest in Peace Brother ❤️

  • @unmessable12
    @unmessable12 Před 3 lety +3784

    it's hilarious that the Arizona Ranger's Big Iron was something he pilfered from behind a counter in a shitty bar

    • @FBI-sr2eg
      @FBI-sr2eg Před 2 lety +130

      Well tbf that could’ve happened in the song too

    • @Storyfrombolvar
      @Storyfrombolvar Před 2 lety +89

      While there were 2 real big irons available in not so far location and do not need any skillchecks to obtain.

    • @trogdartheburninator3041
      @trogdartheburninator3041 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Storyfrombolvar where where WHERE

    • @Storyfrombolvar
      @Storyfrombolvar Před 2 lety +91

      @@trogdartheburninator3041 a location near the lake to the east. There is a veteran NCR on a radio station. You can steal it or make him accept his crimes and commit suicide. In both ways you will get it.

    • @trogdartheburninator3041
      @trogdartheburninator3041 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Storyfrombolvar the dry lake?

  • @PotooPuppet
    @PotooPuppet Před 4 lety +3206

    NPC: *exists*
    Mitten Squad: So anyway I started blasting

    • @bloodygecko2577
      @bloodygecko2577 Před 4 lety +19

      Gold, pure gold

    • @alpharussiangoat812
      @alpharussiangoat812 Před 4 lety +9

      The Host Productions u have made the Motherland proud

    • @wholesome1844crucifier
      @wholesome1844crucifier Před 4 lety +12

      @@alpharussiangoat812 So you like to larp as a Russian while using a Soviet symbol as a pfp? That's gonna be a huge "yikes" from me, my man

    • @alpharussiangoat812
      @alpharussiangoat812 Před 4 lety +12

      Fluffy, The Destroyer of Worlds no I am a real soviet SO IF U DARE TO QUESTION MY RANK I WILL DESTROY YOUR WORLD WITH MY T-34s AT MY BACK

    • @Nivedoloplad
      @Nivedoloplad Před 4 lety +4

      That was boring and uncreative..

  • @zeddeptic4382
    @zeddeptic4382 Před 5 měsíci +16

    Rip man thanks for bringing all of us a smile when we needed it

  • @raphaeldias5502
    @raphaeldias5502 Před 5 měsíci +16

    RIP my dude.
    Pack the Big Iron, the real game begins now.

  • @aero9412
    @aero9412 Před 3 lety +2360

    The Legate: *Condemns NCR for using "cowardly" guns*
    Also the Legate: *Phases through a gate and grabs an M4*

    • @DeliriantPsychosis1442
      @DeliriantPsychosis1442 Před 3 lety +202

      Ah yes.. the NCR have their cowardly guns.. we just crucify people. No wrong here.
      Reminds me of the time Germany wanted to ban the trench shotgun from war because it was inhumanly while simultaneously using gas themselves.

    • @ryanbradleyrankin
      @ryanbradleyrankin Před 3 lety +18

      @@DeliriantPsychosis1442 that was in the next war was it not.

    • @tf2keller398
      @tf2keller398 Před 3 lety +9

      @@ryanbradleyrankin They didn’t use it against soldiers.

    • @kellerjohnson.7157
      @kellerjohnson.7157 Před 3 lety +215

      @@ryanbradleyrankin Actually no, and it's an interesting story. After America entered the war, Germany told America to stop using the M1897 trench shotgun because the pellets created wounds that were hard to patch up, along with it being hard to dig the pellets out. America countered these requests by basically saying "sure, we'll stop using shotguns...if you'll stop using gas, serrated blades, and triangular bayonets (the puncture wounds from these things were almost impossible to stich up)". Germany kept silent after that.
      Btw fun fact, the M1897 lacked a trigger disconnecter, which meant as long as you kept the trigger down, kept pumping the slide and there was still shells in the gun it would continue to fire!

    • @justasingledoor5178
      @justasingledoor5178 Před 3 lety +52

      @@kellerjohnson.7157 that fun fact was pretty cool. Didn’t know that one

  • @gibus7854
    @gibus7854 Před 3 lety +2364

    "Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas without psychotically draining multiple towns of life."

  • @ankleblad4727
    @ankleblad4727 Před 5 měsíci +16

    Im glad this was my first video watching you. Rest easy man, see you on the other side

  • @Garfield91076
    @Garfield91076 Před 5 měsíci +27

    Rest easy Paul. This was the first vid I ever watched of yours, gave it a replay tonight and caught a few more jokes I previously missed. Thanks for all the laughs these past years.

  • @hadleygirty8449
    @hadleygirty8449 Před 4 lety +4741

    The "big iron" mentioned in the song actually was a .44
    Edit: I'm seeing different sources saying different things. Some say it was a .44 WCF and others saying .45 Colt. Quit JUMPING THE GUN and freaking out about nobody really knowing the answer.
    I'm sorry about the pun

    • @calebnation7797
      @calebnation7797 Před 4 lety +582

      But not .44mag bc that’s a more modern round. Was probably a Colt dragoon or colt walker, both are large frame .44 caliber black powder revolvers, the walker can take 20 more grains of black powder

    • @hadleygirty8449
      @hadleygirty8449 Před 4 lety +240

      @@calebnation7797 it was a colt saa. I don't remember where I saw it but it was a custom gun of parts from a bunch of other guns. Search it up it's pretty cool

    • @DressedWings
      @DressedWings Před 4 lety +109

      It's a .45 SAA frame with a bunch of other shit thrown on.
      "The Ranger's "Big Iron" was a one-off custom handgun chambered in .45 Colt and featured a Great Western copy of the Colt Single Action Army frame, Colt 1860 Army backstrap, grip frame and grips, and a cut down 9 1/2" Marlin rifle barrel. Marty Robbins saw it in Andy Anderson's famed North Hollywood gun shop in the late 1950s and wrote the song around it. Its current whereabouts are unknown"

    • @darklorddylan1316
      @darklorddylan1316 Před 4 lety +13

      @Logan Waltz Not necessarily true. The name of the cartridge or loading for a weapon doesn't actually apply to the nominal measurement of anything as often as it does. You can't say that something always is or never is directly applicable to a specific nominal measurement based on the type of firearm because that would be too damn logical lol.
      Also .44 Henry Rimfire was a middle of the road cartridge as far as black powder handguns go. As far as muzzle energy, the common loadings for .45 colt and .44 Henry Rimfire was pretty similar. And it was definitely competitive with cap and ball .44 and .36 apart from the loading for the Colt Walker.

    • @woahbro11
      @woahbro11 Před 4 lety +8

      Actually it was a 45 long Colt

  • @somedubmetakeshi7960
    @somedubmetakeshi7960 Před 3 lety +4058

    “Vulpes explained what he and his fellow gamers did to the NPCs in nipton”

    • @A_Simple_Writer
      @A_Simple_Writer Před 3 lety +19

      Meow

    • @legatomo6428
      @legatomo6428 Před 3 lety +38

      “He has such a way with words”

    • @zeynaviegas5043
      @zeynaviegas5043 Před 3 lety +43

      i just watched a video of "the legions opinion on women" full of comments like these
      dont know this always makes me laugh uncontrollably

    • @fiddlerfiddle5761
      @fiddlerfiddle5761 Před 3 lety

      I read this as soon as he said it

    • @johngalt5166
      @johngalt5166 Před 2 lety

      I am not a man of culture, what exactly did they do???

  • @ericchance7736
    @ericchance7736 Před 5 měsíci +20

    Gonna miss your content man you were and still are the best fallout creator

  • @StormTrooperVids
    @StormTrooperVids Před měsícem +7

    Rip legend, saw this pop up my videos so i will watch it again.

  • @Shezestriakis
    @Shezestriakis Před 4 lety +829

    For the nerds who are wondering:
    "The Ranger's "Big Iron" actually existed. It was a one-off custom handgun chambered in .45 Colt and featured a Great Western copy of the Colt Single Action Army frame, Colt 1860 Army backstrap, grip frame and grips and a cut down 9 1/2" Marlin rifle barrel. Marty Robbins saw it in Andy Anderson's famed North Hollywood gun shop in the late 1950s and wrote the song around it. Its current whereabouts are unknown."

  • @insertoriginalusernamehere1536

    You forgot to set the time permanently to high noon.

  • @Adderall019
    @Adderall019 Před 5 měsíci +14

    Rest in peace Paul 🙏 🕊
    Fly high bro

  • @ravingdeath5182
    @ravingdeath5182 Před měsícem +8

    He’s beating fallout new vegas at the pearly gates now. R.I.P.

  • @blurplepie
    @blurplepie Před 4 lety +2659

    This video, in summary:
    Danny DeVito: "So anyway, I started blasting"

    • @ItzDrPlow
      @ItzDrPlow Před 4 lety +5

      your pieces?

    • @seanreed6831
      @seanreed6831 Před 4 lety +6

      Blurplepie I feel like not enough ppl would understand this lol it’s great

    • @doofsdoofs
      @doofsdoofs Před 4 lety

      Ahahahaha meme!

    • @WayWardProductionz
      @WayWardProductionz Před 4 lety +9

      @Vasilijan Nikolovski so I ran after them. "BANG!", I tried to shoot em' in the back. But, I don't run so good either.

    • @Tootbook
      @Tootbook Před 4 lety

      @@WayWardProductionz heeeheee

  • @rtyuik7
    @rtyuik7 Před 4 lety +1655

    1:25 - "It didn't belong to me, technically I shouldn't have taken it; but the Did Not and Should Not in that sentence cancel each other out, which makes it okay"
    ...im totally stealing this line xD

    • @LPChipi
      @LPChipi Před 4 lety +135

      This line doesn't belong to you. And you shouldn't take it. Lucky for you, they cancel each other out, so you can use it.

    • @Eminemfan-mb4qk
      @Eminemfan-mb4qk Před 4 lety +3

      Juan Inchauspe intriguing

    • @beefcake3543
      @beefcake3543 Před 3 lety +8

      My speech is too low, so I can't understand how that science works lol.

    • @doobly5644
      @doobly5644 Před 3 lety +2

      He said it 3 times so he shouldn'tve taken it

    • @rtyuik7
      @rtyuik7 Před 3 lety

      @Fadi Dankiha your comment has nothing to do with this thread, and even less to do with this video...

  • @ryanlevis7532
    @ryanlevis7532 Před 5 měsíci +32

    R.I.P Mitten. You are truly the best Arizona Ranger there ever was.

  • @lanfrancog.1966
    @lanfrancog.1966 Před 5 měsíci +11

    "Blessed are the peace makers" You will be Forever remembered Paul!
    Thank You for all the entertainment you produced, I never have seen You in real life
    but you inspired me, you may rest in peace.

  • @tooltiptinkerer
    @tooltiptinkerer Před 4 lety +1010

    "With enough notches on my pistol to spell out 'psychopath' in Braille"
    Who are you and what gives you the right to make such a good joke?

    • @MrSeekerOfPeace
      @MrSeekerOfPeace Před 4 lety +18

      You must be new here.

    • @wesleyf2446
      @wesleyf2446 Před 4 lety +2

      I would like your comment but it's at 420 likes...

    • @a.williams3037
      @a.williams3037 Před 4 lety +8

      I looked it up, it only takes 32 individual marks to do it in braille... That said in Morse Code it takes 33, so that's neat. Still beat the guy in the song either way.

    • @electrotoxins
      @electrotoxins Před 4 lety +1

      @@a.williams3037 use an A1Z26 cypher to get 131

    • @itsKupolo
      @itsKupolo Před 4 lety

      If you use so much braille... How did you hear him?

  • @angelzuniga7070
    @angelzuniga7070 Před 4 lety +1877

    Big horn: *exist*
    Mittensquad: “You’ve got a lot of nerve being alive.”

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion Před 4 lety +30

      Bitch! How dare you still live!

    • @gelatinoussire7772
      @gelatinoussire7772 Před 4 lety +14

      And so they paid the ultimate price.

    • @uncannybeagle7512
      @uncannybeagle7512 Před 4 lety +8

      I kill bighorners for the xp, maybe he's doing the same thing.

    • @nikconlenike7637
      @nikconlenike7637 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Khornecussion fuck you! Every comment I'm about to write is already written

    • @aiden4163
      @aiden4163 Před 4 lety +3

      He hit the big horn with his big iron

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica Před 2 lety +171

    Technically the Big Iron wasn't on his hip for the entire playthrough, since he had to unholster it to shoot it. Do it again, but right this time.

    • @PakMane
      @PakMane Před rokem +12

      But he’s hipfiring it

    • @r11154
      @r11154 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@PakMane was it on his hip? i dont think so

    • @luca_magna7753
      @luca_magna7753 Před 7 měsíci

      *Why don't you do it right?

    • @kenjispas783
      @kenjispas783 Před 6 měsíci

      May I ask where the holster is located? The hip, maybe?

    • @afromans170
      @afromans170 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@kenjispas783He’s joking about how Mittens has to take the gun off his hip, therefore no longer having a big iron on his hip.

  • @Secret63333
    @Secret63333 Před 5 měsíci +11

    This is one of my favorite videos from Mitten Squad, he will be missed.

  • @chaxinitus
    @chaxinitus Před 4 lety +1217

    "Can you beat Fallout 3 by HAAAACKIN AND WAAACKIN AND SMAAAACKIN?" when?

    • @jasper3706
      @jasper3706 Před 4 lety +17

      7 months ago, silly

    • @grahamlopez6202
      @grahamlopez6202 Před 4 lety +81

      uh yeah? I mean HE JUST HACK, WACK, CHOP THAT MEAT and bam, games won

    • @deusexbaby5555
      @deusexbaby5555 Před 4 lety +7

      Graham Lopez Lol this comment chain so good.

    • @chaxinitus
      @chaxinitus Před 4 lety +3

      @@jasper3706 Any chance you got the full title? I searched his playlist but I'm not seeing it

    • @grahamlopez6202
      @grahamlopez6202 Před 4 lety +7

      @@deusexbaby5555 lol I mean, you know the man's got a long, sharp knife so it IS plausible

  • @magicbird22
    @magicbird22 Před 4 lety +616

    Came into this video expecting the arizona ranger
    Instead I got Texas Red.

  • @xXNoCoolUserNameXx
    @xXNoCoolUserNameXx Před 5 měsíci +9

    RIP Mitten Squad

  • @gaybogagins5392
    @gaybogagins5392 Před 5 měsíci +9

    This was the first Mitten Squad video I saw back when I just finished middle school. I’ll try this challenge myself, in memory of Paul.

  • @joakimkjellmo9650
    @joakimkjellmo9650 Před 4 lety +1452

    " a little extra pain never hurt anyone" [speech 0/10]

  • @Fey118
    @Fey118 Před 4 lety +1322

    A little extra pain never hurt anyone
    -Mitten Squad 2019
    Edit: notice me papa mitten squad

  • @Superluigi447
    @Superluigi447 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Rest in peace, brother.

  • @natejavii1356
    @natejavii1356 Před 4 lety +984

    This more like a Texas red playthrough when you started helping the powder gangers lol.

    • @James_Wisniewski
      @James_Wisniewski Před 4 lety +41

      Texas Red did not clear leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
      The ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip
      Big iron on his hIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiip.

    • @space_racc
      @space_racc Před 4 lety +8

      @@James_Wisniewski big irooon big iroooon!

    • @natejavii1356
      @natejavii1356 Před 4 lety +11

      Spartan 1337 joooohnny guitar...oh wait i mean 🎶It was over in a moment and the folks have gathered ‘round🎶 😂😂😂

    • @primary2630
      @primary2630 Před 4 lety +1

      It was always awesome cruising the Mojave in my ranger armour and big iron

    • @MCproaedificater
      @MCproaedificater Před 4 lety +5

      @@natejavii1356
      For before them laid the body of the outlaw on the ground
      oh he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip

  • @patrickcriel8935
    @patrickcriel8935 Před 4 lety +302

    Mitten: They don't give enough experience for me to want to use all this ammo
    Also Mitten: I killed bighorns for the crime of being alive.

  • @lilbabybigbaby5883
    @lilbabybigbaby5883 Před 5 měsíci +10

    Rewatching all your videos, miss you so much Paul RIP😢

  • @NerosKenbuk
    @NerosKenbuk Před měsícem +6

    Its saddens me that mitten sqaud didn’t make it to the fallout show rip brother

  • @Bustin_cider00
    @Bustin_cider00 Před 4 lety +667

    I’ve actually done this Challenge on my own, using only big irons on my hip. Very satisfying

    • @iago110
      @iago110 Před 4 lety +21

      Ranger Sequoia for the win

    • @stuv1996
      @stuv1996 Před 4 lety +4

      @@iago110 Praise the Sequoia.

    • @bababasri3
      @bababasri3 Před 4 lety +3

      Randy Minervino did anyone dare to make a slip?

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder Před 4 lety +5

      @@bababasri3 Well if they did, it was certainly a fatal one.

    • @jonathanyu9076
      @jonathanyu9076 Před rokem

      I swear the sequoia is the best practical weapon in the game because it can be obtained so freaking early. No saving for a 30000 dollar gun, just an easily murder able ncr chief.

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 Před 4 lety +512

    He's both the Ranger and the Outlaw.

    • @user-DATA_BANK
      @user-DATA_BANK Před 4 lety +5

      Schroders(however you spell that) cowboy

    • @aiden4163
      @aiden4163 Před 4 lety +10

      @@user-DATA_BANK schrodinger

    • @sirklik8941
      @sirklik8941 Před 4 lety +5

      He is the ranger that rode into town and the outlaw Texas red

    • @justinweber4977
      @justinweber4977 Před 3 lety +3

      He's enforcing the law. He just never said which law.

  • @sushisenpai3164
    @sushisenpai3164 Před 5 měsíci +6

    R.I.P. Paul/Mittensquad I hope you have a big iron up there in heaven

  • @sirmag1735
    @sirmag1735 Před 12 dny +5

    You here to pour one out too? Same.

  • @kalebflinn3248
    @kalebflinn3248 Před 4 lety +1377

    When he said big iron I thought he’d use the ranger sequoia 45-70 revolver since it’s the biggest revolver probably in the game

    • @a.katyusha2667
      @a.katyusha2667 Před 4 lety +128

      I think that a .357 is okay,but I'd prefer if he had used the long barrel on it.
      The .357 in fnv is based on the colt single action which was the most common revolver back in the day,so I imagine the Big Iron could be a single action with a long barrel.

    • @orionriftclan2727
      @orionriftclan2727 Před 4 lety +43

      lucky is a revolver that's a unique version of the gun he is using

    • @CainTheMain
      @CainTheMain Před 4 lety +51

      I thought he was gonna go .44 myself. Beyond the sequoia, it's the biggest iron around.

    • @a.katyusha2667
      @a.katyusha2667 Před 4 lety +4

      @@orionriftclan2727 Yeeeah I might not have finished the vid by the time I wrote that comment,sorry lol

    • @harizrushdi6876
      @harizrushdi6876 Před 4 lety +11

      Colossal Iron

  • @turtlecheese8
    @turtlecheese8 Před 4 lety +2231

    Technically he cheated the whole way because Big Iron wasn’t on his hip.

    • @nlrenzo9432
      @nlrenzo9432 Před 4 lety +6

      GunSlinginOtaku lol

    • @Ronathanrongers
      @Ronathanrongers Před 4 lety +63

      Just tape a iron ingot to his hip

    • @devildnevercry
      @devildnevercry Před 4 lety +18

      @@Ronathanrongers The bigger the better.

    • @ItzDrPlow
      @ItzDrPlow Před 4 lety +3

      big iron on his hiiiippppp

    • @justjordan6560
      @justjordan6560 Před 4 lety +23

      He should have to put away his gun the whole time and only quickdraw single shot then put it back again then quickdraw single shot and so on

  • @american_document2626
    @american_document2626 Před měsícem +6

    Missing mitten squad rn.

  • @chrisbarrjr
    @chrisbarrjr Před 5 měsíci +7

    Rip Mitten, this was my favorite

  • @grehembelly
    @grehembelly Před 4 lety +1723

    Calls himself "Arisona Ranger"
    Sides with Powder Gangers against NCR

    • @jeanpauldacosta4098
      @jeanpauldacosta4098 Před 4 lety +57

      this is what we call a pro gamer move

    • @KoiBoiRoi
      @KoiBoiRoi Před 4 lety +4

      I'm so confused about that as well.

    • @nosferatuzod4991
      @nosferatuzod4991 Před 4 lety +16

      Desert Rangers exist outside of the fascist NCR.

    • @jungihong1902
      @jungihong1902 Před 4 lety +48

      Along the way he became Texas Red...

    • @toasterofdoom9629
      @toasterofdoom9629 Před 4 lety +38

      @@nosferatuzod4991 I do not think that word means what you think it means, lol.

  • @limbobilbo8743
    @limbobilbo8743 Před 3 lety +818

    "i decided to join the NCR"
    >less than 5 minutes later
    "i went with mr house"

    • @Ghostguy693
      @Ghostguy693 Před 3 lety +72

      >less than 5 minutes later
      "I killed Mr. House."

    • @Multifandomgirl5
      @Multifandomgirl5 Před rokem +7

      >less than five minutes later
      "My only option left is Yes Man,which I'm fine with."

  • @cryobk3540
    @cryobk3540 Před 5 měsíci +9

    See you around cowboy

  • @xinf3ct3dsouls56
    @xinf3ct3dsouls56 Před 5 měsíci +13

    ❤ rest in peace Paul

  • @dragos8846
    @dragos8846 Před 4 lety +2468

    yo why is this video not 1 and 19 more minutes?

  • @jasonarmstrong5750
    @jasonarmstrong5750 Před 4 lety +387

    “Six bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves.”

    • @falco5148
      @falco5148 Před 4 lety +5

      I just bought it for psvita,I loved fighting phsyco mantis

    • @overkllassasin249
      @overkllassasin249 Před 4 lety +2

      Jason Armstrong you’re pretty good.

    • @ninjaoclock3865
      @ninjaoclock3865 Před 4 lety +16

      *Vigorously spins revolvers*

    • @peytonparkhill8384
      @peytonparkhill8384 Před 4 lety +17

      Revolver Ocelot clearly never fought a Deathclaw because six bullets will get you no where in that situation

    • @jasonarmstrong5750
      @jasonarmstrong5750 Před 4 lety +5

      '-'-_- well if you use a .500 magnum that might work

  • @tlshortyshorty5810
    @tlshortyshorty5810 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Rest In Peace, my man.

  • @crustyandcruel
    @crustyandcruel Před 3 měsíci +5

    It’s really weird to watch videos from people who aren’t alive anymore

  • @LucyWest370
    @LucyWest370 Před 4 lety +1153

    CAN YOU BEAT : FALLOUT NEW VEGAS WITH ONLY SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE?

    • @blitzie66
      @blitzie66 Před 4 lety +36

      jINGLE

    • @davidobrien4436
      @davidobrien4436 Před 4 lety +23

      ripper only run confirmed

    • @legomangamesnetwork1151
      @legomangamesnetwork1151 Před 3 lety +4

      Lol just run

    • @skreeus9714
      @skreeus9714 Před 3 lety +4

      @me you Pretty sure you literally can't beat the game on very hard without any weapons.

    • @noahdavis8626
      @noahdavis8626 Před 3 lety +7

      @me you bruh Praetorian Takedown followed up by a Khan Trick with a Ranger Takedown is one of the most amazing things to pull off

  • @hyponautical1908
    @hyponautical1908 Před 4 lety +317

    *Mitten Squad kills a cazador in one shot of hollow point*
    Me: So, it has a weakness.

    • @Tracker947
      @Tracker947 Před 4 lety +11

      Yeah, lower the difficulty :p

    • @nmmeswey3584
      @nmmeswey3584 Před 4 lety +11

      I think their weakness is their wings, they are large and easy to hit, don't have dt, and if either wing is crippled they can't fly anymore. that said they're still a bitch when you're fighting one and nineteen more

    • @minoxiothethird
      @minoxiothethird Před 4 lety

      @@nmmeswey3584 The weakness seems to be hollow points

    • @DamienDarksideBlog
      @DamienDarksideBlog Před 4 lety +4

      Dude the way to make them useless on even Very Hard is easy: Shotguns
      Shotgun spread destroys the wings, Shotgun Surgeon destroys their armor, ...AND STAY BACK! makes them go limp and the fact that it is a shotgun means you don't have to aim.

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom Před 4 lety

      That's right, they do, it's called playing the game on the easiest difficulty setting.

  • @mathewjames1935
    @mathewjames1935 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Gonna miss you Mitten Squad Leader

  • @rookie2cookie827
    @rookie2cookie827 Před 5 měsíci +7

    RIP to the best fallout content creator, these videos hit a lil different now but the laughs sound ever so familiar.

  • @Oni_Primus
    @Oni_Primus Před 4 lety +1254

    "A little bit of pain never hurt anyone."
    Hmm...
    Seems legit.

    • @Gamer-kazinky
      @Gamer-kazinky Před 4 lety

      Wait a minute.
      🤨

    • @littlebigheroman
      @littlebigheroman Před 4 lety +17

      Pain doesn't hurt people, hurting people hurts people. Legalize pain 2020

    • @elladoros
      @elladoros Před 4 lety

      @@littlebigheroman lmfao

    • @goldenpig6453
      @goldenpig6453 Před 4 lety +1

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a second passes.

    • @elladoros
      @elladoros Před 4 lety +3

      There can be no Infected if there are none to infect.

  • @TitaniusGames
    @TitaniusGames Před 4 lety +313

    “Ringo forfeited his life to me, when he dared to speak to me in such a way”

  • @StealthySpace7
    @StealthySpace7 Před měsícem +4

    This was the video that brought me to this amazing channel. It's been months already since he passed, but he's still the only CZcamsr that I actually cared about. Strange to miss someone you didn't know

  • @xymaryai8283
    @xymaryai8283 Před 5 měsíci +8

    you're playing on Very Easy, but still a .357 to the head doesn't kill a man?
    wait... uh... yeah... i just realised you can't answer that question... RIP man, these videos are a vivid memory for me.

  • @TheStink7276
    @TheStink7276 Před 4 lety +368

    Sir, he has rhyming skills too; he's evolving.

    • @ravencollins5638
      @ravencollins5638 Před 4 lety +7

      He learned from Elmo

    • @JustSomeAussie1
      @JustSomeAussie1 Před 4 lety +5

      The entire intro (apart from the new vegas part) is just from Big Iron by Marty Robbins...

    • @fsu7482
      @fsu7482 Před 4 lety

      Can mitten squad beat soundcloud with only facetattoos?

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 Před 4 lety +611

    When you’re a Ranger but you don’t side with the NCR
    *THIS DOES NOT PLEASE THE BIG IRON*

  • @benmorris8149
    @benmorris8149 Před měsícem +5

    rest in peace mitten

  • @TheApawcalypseCats
    @TheApawcalypseCats Před 5 měsíci +13

    Gonna miss this dudes humor

  • @Wastelander1972
    @Wastelander1972 Před 4 lety +575

    “I wasn’t entirely sure what the hell that meant”.
    Awh, it’s easy man! Carrying that repeater will magically take away 5 pounds of the weight that you carry! But... if you try to sell it, much like trying to sell a copy of fallout 76, your buyer will demand you pay them for taking it off your hands.

    • @michasokoowski6651
      @michasokoowski6651 Před 4 lety +43

      But what if you try to rebuy that... wil it have even lower price, resulting in possibility of drying the merchants?

    • @somerandomknucklesinatank1491
      @somerandomknucklesinatank1491 Před 3 lety +4

      LOL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LMAO

    • @-_.Melody._-
      @-_.Melody._- Před 3 lety +9

      @@michasokoowski6651 _Big brain moves_

    • @D3w10n
      @D3w10n Před 3 lety +7

      @@michasokoowski6651 I just love how your brain immediately turns to system abuse... you would made a great lawyer or politician :D

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 Před 3 lety +4

      @@D3w10n Or RPG player

  • @trustypatches4042
    @trustypatches4042 Před 4 lety +680

    "Revolvers have to be reloaded manually"
    Revolver Ocelot, an intellectual: "I love to reload during battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber"

    • @SamuraiPie8111
      @SamuraiPie8111 Před 4 lety +34

      mmmm well greased

    • @madvillaintree4909
      @madvillaintree4909 Před 4 lety +41

      "You're pretty good"

    • @TheMuffinman191
      @TheMuffinman191 Před 4 lety +47

      Revolver Ocelot(Revolver Ocelot): Revolver Ocelot

    • @richardbaker308
      @richardbaker308 Před 4 lety +4

      God those games sucked ass

    • @admiralsnackbar2811
      @admiralsnackbar2811 Před 3 lety +12

      Fun fact; cap and ball blackpowder revolvers did get their chambers greased. But not for lubrication and revolver ocelots pistol was not cap and ball so it did not need this. After loading the chambers with black powder and a lead round ball a small dab of grease was placed over the chamber to prevent any sparks from igniting that chamber prematurely and potentially blowing the gun up.

  • @FinlayJM
    @FinlayJM Před měsícem +7

    I really miss him

  • @austinjudge3362
    @austinjudge3362 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Don’t see any other comments yet but, I hope you’re out there reading this. This 20yo got through some rough times watching these as a teen thanks mittensquad, rest easy

  • @captainkiok881
    @captainkiok881 Před 4 lety +315

    Petition for kitten squad to sing the entirety of big iron in his monotone voice.

  • @splatterking1171
    @splatterking1171 Před 4 lety +501

    “New Vegas doesn’t have the autoloading revolver dlc” *laughs in That Gun*

    • @eliwixson8863
      @eliwixson8863 Před 4 lety +8

      Or any other revolver, as far as I know.

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 Před 4 lety +3

      @@eliwixson8863 Mainly .44 magnum.

    • @Sandman3
      @Sandman3 Před 4 lety +11

      @@killertruth186 INTRODUCING THE KITCHEN GUN BANG BANG BANG HahhAhhahhahahahaha

  • @werd3426
    @werd3426 Před 2 lety +47

    "As I slowly walked towards the town"
    And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today
    "The main problem is, as I thought, inaccuracy of the revolver"
    And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip

  • @colbytracy5779
    @colbytracy5779 Před měsícem +3

    Rest in Peace King, you always gave me something to watch when I wasn’t in the mood for anytging

  • @user-hf9rq9xr2o
    @user-hf9rq9xr2o Před 4 lety +427

    "The notches on his mittens numbered one and nineteen more.."
    "He was a Michigan ranger, wouldn't be too long in toooown!"