The Crazy Taxi Driver is back!! Skurken in a VW Passat r36
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- čas přidán 4. 03. 2020
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Skurken is back at his part time work as a taxi driver.. even crazier than last time.
ATTENTION: THIS IS A DOCUMENTARY. WE FOLLOW DRIVERS FROM THE UNDERGROUND CAR SCENE IN STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN. WE INSIST THAT NEITHER YOU OR ANYONE ELSE ATTEMPT TO RE-CREATE OR PERFORM ANYTHING YOU HAVE SEEN! - Zábava
08:51 happy 4th of july 😂
Imagine the brake pads after such a ride, must be cooked
Sick dude!!!
wish brake ?
Hahhaha :')
@@lecharrouge260 racing brake pads ;)
No wonder the brakes were glowing red at the end, it takes some brakepower to stop the weight of this guy's huge balls :D
they got us in the first half, not gonna lie
Yo why the fuck did I get so many likes
Idiot
Hahahaha
Yeah and partially because he left the traction control on!! The traction control used the brakes every time it lit in the dashboard
The graphics on Need for Speed: Sweden look amazing!
I would instantly buy it if EA would decide to develop it. My username would defenitely be "Skurken" then 😂 .
Need for speed Taxi Stockholm available 2022
Fun fact; Stockholm was included in Project Gotham Racing 2 because the Getaway in Stockholm series was popular at the time.
@@joyrider6456 not If I take it before
Indeed, they are so life like
Police: do you know why i stopped you?
Driver: Because i let you
Patrik haha so original
Good one
Patrik 😂😂
Damn so original never seen this comment before
🎤-DROP
Me: trying to drive sensibly in GTA
Also me 5 seconds later: 11:00
In germany we say if i buyed the whole speedometer then im gonna use the whole speedometer
In the US we would say bought😂👌
@@ikkeolve 😂😂😂
Digga lern erstmal Englisch
@@ikkeolve *bought too much mountain dew
Ikke Olve in the US you dont speak other than english, how about you try some german?
when you'r trying to get 5 stars
But the servers are down XD
As in ratings or wanted level
Layth Stalker no, at the taxi service
Depends on game. In Forza horizon 4, you can get no more, than 3 stars.
11:00
Wow, he stopped to a red ligth!
11:05
Oh, well...
7:00 Hmm, nice overtakes
7:30 Ok funny guy, it's over
12:30 Ok let me step out
12:40 I want my mom
Yes
Are you 12?
@@cccc285 Sure
9:36 - "Hold on, need a photo of the glowing brakes"
HOLY SHEIT
Vw Power 😎
Que huevos
That's crazy, those brake pads were full overheated
Ese wey es un crack
When you drive in Germany like that everyone is angry cause you move too slowly
lol, people here in Germany who i live ride like old grandmothers, always below 110 on the highway
@@lvds9690 where do you live? In Brandenburg all are over 180km/h (obviously not in the city and not EVERYONE, but Almost everyone except the trucks are fasetr then 180. Some cars are way over it but thats Not always the case)
Sry for the bad english
Not in the Germany of 2020... Now you are destroying the nature and you are way too loud. So the bicycle cops stop you and you get the full procedure.
@@Onur22767 oh man i hope they dont make the speed limit🧐
"i pAyEd fOr ThE WhOle SpeEdoometer, so I uSe it !i"
Warum reden wir hier alle überhaupt englisch? 😂 😂 😂
*schreiben
This guy is perfect for the getaway driver at a bank robbery 😂
There is a legend, that he change traction bulb more often than others XD
XD
There’s always a loose nut between the seat and steering wheel
More then half of fuel left in The tank. The car says: "range to empty 130km" 😂
imagine if this would be done in the e60 M5 tank would be minus half V10 BABY
@Nadir Seyfullayev ups e 60
@@MyJarrus m5 v10 is not reliable at those speeds.
@@diogosantos7046 Lol mate you are nuts, theres a video of a M5 doing crazier stuff than this.
@@diogosantos7046 a m5 is not reliable at all but if in good condition it can easily take that beating. Mileage and age is its enemy. Not heat and pressure
Her: I am home alone
Him: *calls a taxi*
Him: I'm in the taxi, be there in a jiffy..
Später das Auto bei Kleinanzeigen:
"1. Hand, Renterfahrzeug, wenig km! " ... :D
Nach diesem Manöver muss der Depp halt echt alles erneuern. Am besten auch gleich Kurbelwelle von Getriebe.
Aber die Bremsen sind schon krass 9:36.
Scheiben ausgeglüht, Backen haben mehr Funken geschlagen als ich an Silvester.
Motoröl sicher so dünn wie Wasser.
Krümmer glüht 100% auch. Kat hat nur noch Euro 2 Abgasnorm hahhaha
Aber mal im Ernst. Wenn ich auf der Autobahn 270 fahr und dann Einer auf die linke Spur ausschert und ich abbremsen muss auf 100, ist meine Bremse auch am Sack. Da gibts keine Bremskraft mehr. Alles vibriert nur noch und der Spaß kostet wieder min. 500 Euro...
@@DerAngeloMerte Kurbelwelle neu? Wieso das denn? Der kann schon was ab. Der wird höchstens neue Scheiben und Beläge brauchen, wenn überhaupt. Die Dinger können was ab.
@@cihans4923 wenn öl nicht ausreichend gekühlt wird, wird es dünnflüssig. Dadurch reißt der ölfilm ab. Mangelschmierung ist die Folge. Und dann geht Metall auf Metall. Nicht so gut. Ob er deswegen was neu brauchen wird? Keine Ahnung. Ob er in dem Video Schäden erlitten hat? Kein Plan. Möglich? Auf alle Fälle.
Foursh das ding ist ja das keiner erwartet das du da mit 270 angeheizt kommst...
@@smokynemesis Besser hätte ich das nicht formulieren können.
1:46 Did anyone notice how close he was to the sidewalk when he took the right turn? If he was some more millimeters to the right, his wheel would get destroyed at that speed
That’s for sure a really really skilled driver
gotta know where your tires are.
this type of drivers i would say never have accident, the ones who are slow and unsure are the ones who should not be in trafic.. if ur not sure in urself dont drive.
Nah that's totally safe even if it hit. It's a very low curb
37 mph
Nah its safe
The lights are just recomendations
:)) ma nigga
In sweden we have very special Taxi drivers, we call them Track-sí.
Smh
In finland we call them black-si, because... im sure you know
And on pornhub we have fake taxi
@@Alexander-jy8jc hahahahah
If you wanted to try to be funny you should have written ''Traxi''....
im from the Ghostrider generation, and even today i find these videos better then the movies. Watching this and i devour a XL popcorn in 2 mins, thats how intense this is. Så jäkla bra!
This is the taxi driver you want when you have that “follow that car moment!” Also he’s getting a big tip!
Never been so exited for a video
didan ahaha yessss my g
in the interview he stated that he would not be able to harm anybody as he always drives between 2:00 - 3:00. in this video it's 22:30 and noticeably way more traffic. no doubt that he is a great driver and he always has his car under control, nevertheless i would love to see more late night police chases (like in the rs4 vid) than him just racing through the city & traffic. not just because it seems kind of more risky for bystanders, but also because watching the police fail miserably is way more entertaining. amazing driving & amazing video anyways, waited way to long for this.
He needs to drive in a smaller city if he expects empty streets between 2 and 3. You can see several pedestrians in this clip, good that none of them were drunk or wearing headphones or just some teenager distracted by his/her phone.
@@MMM18092 at 2-3am most of the world cities a quiet as fuck, you can hear a prius speeding. If he hit someone it;s the pedestrian fault that he didint heard him coming a mile away.
@@kerstas10 what a bullshit, because a pedestrian expects a car flying by with 140km/h in the city? He drove over several red lights, so what if a pedestrian crosses the street because he has a green light? That are bullshit excuses. If he drives like this in the City he is going to kill someone and it will be his fault. Dont make such bullshit excuses. They way u argue I can tell u are a young 50 IQ guy. Grow up.
@@TheNecavi It's called the darwin awards. could happen to him or any ignorant pedestrian.
@@gunterification "ignorant" ye because crossing a street when I have a green light and getting hit by a 100kmh+ car that appears in seconds is ignorant haha
The traction control light was having a rave
1:46 OMG, that was perfect! You were sooooo close to the curb, respect!
10:00 thank you for slowing down when you was passing the dog :)
He was slowing down the whole video.
@@MusicFromTheOm haha
i agree
Proper order 👌👌
yh but in the middle of the city where kids could cross the street he's going 200kmh 🙄🙄🙄
0:48 "oh, imma go green rn"
This guy explored nearly the whole city in just 13 min and there was not even a single cop car. What a shame...
My respects to the driver for such an amazing driving skill. I couldn't and would not have the courage to do that. Chapeau.. Be carefull though. :D
that's just stupid, if you wanna drive fast, go to the highway... you can literally kill so many ppl...
@@niklas8413 not the smartest idea but at least he isn’t an idiot and actually knows how to drive well
12:30 holy shit that was close call!
Yeh he was dedicated af to get past that truck😅
Life is a game
Looks crazy...but if you watch 3sec before you see he actually braked or let off...he really knew what he was doin...i.d say he intentionally made it more dangerous:D
not even close dude
Miles between the truck and barrier..
When the gym closes in 1 hour and you want to get a quick workout in
Aaa lmao so true
And your roided upq
No that would sound like my excuse to not go there
Most non relatable comment i have seen in a while.
@@stebailey4355 😆😂😂😂
"Hi, I'm Josie Maran and I play Mia in Need For Speed Most Wanted. Make sure you do all your racing, in the game; on the street, drive safely and responsibly... and wear your seatbelt." xD
”Hi, I’m Emmanuelle Vaugier.” (Nikki in Need For Speed Carbon)
”The moves that you and your crew do in the game are made to stay in the game.
In the real world: drive safe, obey the laws of the road, and always wear your seatbelt.”
This is freaking hilarious I can imagine people seeing a taxi speeding all crazy like. Would love to see they're faces,freaking epic 😎
My Man driving almost 150 kmh in a regular city zone this is some next level shit
One day, they are going to kill pedestrian. After that these videos are going to be like Carmageddon.
Nearly 100mph all throughout the city😂
Then ur a pussy
atommi1 stfu
Type in CZcams BMW m3 Poland Warsaw. You'll be in for a surprise
When your weed dealer says"hurry up, i need to go and can't wait no longer"..
Addict
@@DankMeca 😂
patrick nitsch im stoned myself atm, you cant drive like that after you smoked weed. Dont talk bullshit on this comment about tolerance, its a bad mindest if you drive like that after smoking *insertcoolguysmokingamount* of pot.
L L He didn’t say that.
@@LouisLooks Cant say i agree with you, a few bongs and im zoned into the road, then again everyone is different
As I was once a taxi driver, this makes me happy. I wish I could've done this on my last day.
Passenger: Please hurry up! I wanna be home quickly.
Taxi Driver: Ok.
When u trying to escape corona virus
🤣😂😭
Coronavirus = Open Streets & Cops take a Seat
Jesus christ im so tired of these corny ass jokes. Its not funny anymore guys. Old af
where is popo this time? :(
They gave up
He paid Lester to lose the cops
Pretty sure they dont even bother anymore
Operation rimfrost, LUL
Kim Törnqvist exactly 😂 no time for buskörnings jakt 😂
imagine being stopped by the cops in a regular traffic control and your brakes are glowing like that 9:35
At around 22:00 through some of the most populated parts of inner stockholm, where people jaywalk with headphones on all the time. It's just a matter of time before you kill a pedestrian, or miscalculate while going 200 on the highway and hit the car of a family with children... It's one thing to do this in the middle of the night, but at 22:00 it is just a matter of time before you completely ruin another persons life for ever
yeah the driver is a complete fucktard
czcams.com/video/KQMpQpEwxRs/video.html&t=323 Some guy crossing the road. A few seconds difference and he might have been fucked, or dead.
@@davidjonsson7165 That's what I thought too..
Police would never catch them even if they did hit someone. Plus if i got hit I'd be youtube famous.
Yes fuck this idiot
Police: How many drifts you do?
Critical: Yes
Drifts in a fwd ಠ︵ಠ????
RED SKELY an r36 is an awd but ok
@@thisispaul_8461is it fwd?n or awd
GTOXX YEHA awd
GTOXX YEHA AWD
you know you're doing well when you have over half a tank and you're estimated range is 150
If you're brakes are melting then it's definitely proving that you're having fun
-Skurken joins the server
-Police has left the server
I have big expectations for Bagguette man.
ahahahah lol
12:40 RESPECT!
"Keiichi Tsuchiya in the distance"
MadSkillz right there
That shit was to close - i don’t Care If this guy kills himself, but man - bumping that other car with 200 kph could have killed the ones inside.
@@FiskerRP Yeah, this is cool to watch but damn. One mistake and he kills someone else but himself. I would not even feel sorry if he kills himself and i think he thinks the same.
2:28 Too close for comfort
If Im ever late to work Ima call this guy...
I Wonder what engine temperatures he was having at the end, high rpms all the time, and imagine the brake pads...
this engine doesnt has turbo and is naturally aspirated so temps should be OK cant say this about those brakes
Jarrus Killa What engine does it have? A VR6?
@@daweeniewarrior9684 yes a vr6 3.6
This is nothing to this engine, you can sit on the autobahn doing 155mph all day,it wouldn't flinch. Use a shit load of fuel though
@@danr8194 driving high speed all the time is different then constant pulling up and down
If you ever have glowing disc always drive them cold, otherwise there is a change your disc will be cooled down bend
I will admit that this guy has good skills, but the amount of red traffic lights and pedestrian crossings he blasted through was just plain stupid! He is going to kill someone......
I wonder if he has balls to stay put or flees the scene if it happens
@@Matu007 Of course he will flee.
R36 Passat is my dream car. Just look at this video
Logging in, seeing comments saying 8, 6 hours left etc... and seeing 30 seconds left before start! WIN!
Taxi !? I need a taxi please
This dude shows up
Me : 😶
Wait a minute i know who this guy is !!!
Its petite Daniel , he used to have a Peugeot 406 stw doing taxi in Paris
Love it man keep it up ❤️✌🏼✌🏼
man's got sparks coming from his tyers
12:40 this man's balls so huge even the TCS couldn't stand him
even sometimes 50km h in city feels too fast for me, sharp turns, blocked roads with other cars etc, and this guy is going 150 km h 😮
The legends are saying that the brakes are still red hot
This reminds me the good old GETAWAY IN STOCKHOLM
i've been to stockholm once but i recognized the areas in the first half of the video mostly because it was the touristic districts and later on i enjoyed the other half even more. i didn't know west of södermalm had beautiful districts, especially i loved söder mälarstrand a lot. i need to go back asap.
Watching this while sitting back in my chair with a cup of coffee is actually pretty nice.
Keep doing your thing, i love it!
1:46 when turns close hit wheel 😂
I stopped in the exactly frame, milimetric precision. This guy know how its done.
@@edutiburon Nothing would have happened if he would have hit it. The curb is too low and the car has all the weight on the left side.
@@DennisKarlsson i fink if he would hit it he would lost control in that speed
@@michaelp2798 Why do you think that?
@@DennisKarlsson because he was riding fast and that one wheel will be in air for a little moment and because of it he would lost control i cant speak english so i cant say it to details
question for your next q and a for which ever driver.
Would you ever consider doing this in a different country or do you stick to Stockholm because your drivers are more familiar with that city?
When you press the “Hurry up” button in a taxi in GTA V
Nah, even when you press that button in GTA V the ai taxi driver still drives awfully.
Better hire this man for the game when it comes to Taxis
I'd do everything in my power to get a lift in this taxi
Just imagine that you went for calm night cruise and all of the sudden you see behind you this beast that spits sparks everytime it breaks. I would gtf out of its way! Awsome video!
I would block the lane and annoy him
@@dimentbarg9793 or maybe join him
@@ilyphonk2631 Oh fuck that would also be such a great time!
5:13 imagine seeing Critical coming like a NUKE behind you
When you’re playing GTA but don’t know which camera you should choose
Haha
like in GTA lol
taxi driver next to you: (never got hisself a record and never run a red light in his whole 50 years in human being and 25 years as taxi driver)
you: (shoots random in air)
taxi driver:
why are you making me wait 8 hours :(
Everyone except this channel has realized the premiering feature is useless. It dosent bring in more views or revenue. It’s just a hassle for the viewer
Cleetus i think it brings more tension to the video, u already expect it to be good, this just makes it better
@@cleetus1715 Usually there is a great chat and anticipation built up - at least here, can't speak for other channels. But I can't imagine how it's a hassle? The chat is the only difference to a normal time scheduled release..?
Cleetus shut the fuck up cleetus
Nightrider may the force be with you 🙃
All good drivers , race on the track !
When the only one with the adress says "follow me"
1:45 almost scratched the wheels there
Worse still, could’ve blown a tire.
when u bored after complete a mission
Imagine this guy as a takeaway driver!🙌🏽
Travis Scott : I got this goosebumps everytime..
Critical : idiot, I got the speedbumps everytime!
3:24 Yes, that's a VW ;)
I love this car..
Its a VW, but what model, I cant tell, i just know i want one :P
@@adventurefocus5319 Passat r36, it's in the title.
I was referring to the understeer 🤣
@@nimmen oops my bad, i suspected a passat when I saw the pic of the glowing brake disc :P understeer is part of the fun - will it make the turn or make smoke ;)
@@adventurefocus5319 I want one too. :D Amazing car
This dude is the expensive get-away driver from GTA that we all need.
1:15 me in the toilet
Red is the new Green
*Ooh, come ooon! Here we go again :D!*
Somebody needs to buy new brakes🤷♀️maybe ceramic brakes this time!
These held up decently for steel brakes and I like sparks!
Ceramic brakes are expensive tough and if they only last one ride its not worth it then buy cheaper brakes but make sure there good
Ceramics wouldnt do as good as steel... They will expand with heat especially with this weight
Brakes from wish
@@janszymanowski9436 i died
the perfect driver doesnt exis.....
Thanks for bringing us yet another vibe 🥂 enjoyed
it's all fun and games till he hit and killed someone.
It would be the funniest then
Yeah it is wreckless driving, but let us hope and pray no one gets hurt and Mr. Critical will continue smoking the police!
In sweden people get shot and stabbed and killed all the time this doesnt matter sir
Oh no not the pedestrians!
need more videos with the c63 amg that thing sound amaizing
riktig legend e ni allså!!! mycket bättre än ghostriders!
Great vids, guys! Best regards from Poland
Good job buddy we need more knights like you who will be flying around at everynight when people sleep
Nice to watch, but I imagine that random pedestrian comes on street
1:46 That guy have six sense, i saw many drivers but he is something else. Keep it going, greetings from Turkey !
Not sure whats more impressive, the speedo going up, or the fuel gauge going down 😂
8:52 hes going 180kmh, but he turns turning lights on...
Driving by regulations...
That's probably the hazard lights blinking since he braked pretty hard. That's what alot of cars do.
Cereal Tech its the light that indicatrs tire slip
Isn't that the traction control light?
Vin Diesel left the chat
Some of the most savage and to the limit driving I've ever seen.
The DPF on this thing must be spotless
No matter how fast you go, there is always that one BMW tailgating you
Question for the next Q&A with Skurken :
Aren't you scared, that you might kill a person one day?
At 4.30 am?
@@sharpsx5138 22.18 time when he drove..
@@sharpsx5138 Ah yes, people stop existing at 4:30 am
@@tikunhiplaaja631 There were literally almost no body
@@tikunhiplaaja631 yes people with a job
“I guess he must have the “need for speed”
Sorry I’ll see my self out🥲
Just like his brakes😂
India : You guys have speed limits ?
Somalia : You guys have roads ?