Baywatching Nights: Symbol of Death
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- čas přidán 6. 09. 2024
- Our heroes uncover an alien conspiracy to take over the world. Mitch doesn't care.
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My theory is that David Hasselhoff tried to make a run for it and injured his leg when the producer's bounty hunters captured him before he could cross the border.
And what was with Dorian Gregory? He got probably drunk after reading the script (My passwort is IT's ME??? WHO WRITES THIS SHIT) and they decided to film him while he was going crazy.
You meant swim into the International waters, of course. And no mere bounty hunters could stop the Great Mitch Von Malibu (also known as David Hasselhoff to keep his identity secret). They had to be specially trained sharks, who only got him because he was outnumbered 50 to 1. After all, any lifeguard could deal with a simple armed guard, let alone the best lifeguard/PI/bodyguard/chef/con artist/whoever the fuck the writers want him to be this week
Whoa, a conspiracy nut.
If you think about it, he could've just asked for asylum at the German embassy.
And the Teague-scenes were probably the actor getting drunk after reading the script (”My passwort is It's me??? Really???”), then also trying to escape. Only to get dragged back to the Warehouse of DOOM after the crew filmed him wandering through the streets ...
4 more Nights, 96 total Baywatching left. Applause for Allison for making it through 189 episodes so far.
Only 4 more nights? Man, I'm gonna miss this crappy noir/x-files show.
@@brianlewolfhunt This is why I hope er somehow will get a 3rd season just so she can keep reviewing it.
I for some reason had a feeling that there wasn't a lot left of Baywatch Nights... man. I'll miss this level of crazy when Lupa's done with it.
Just four more? What a shame ...
I remember only parts of two episodes from seeing them when they aired first and they haven't shown up yet.
So maybe Mitch fighting a Native American demon that causes a heat wave was really the last episode (if that was really what happened - maybe Nights destroyed my memory).
Mitch changed the future, stopping the 1999 apocalypse, and that means the entire world is now his save. In your face, dog Stephanie.
Unless Stephanie comes back and saves Mitch’s life, which transfers her saves to him. But that’s crazy talk. Stephanie is definitely not coming back as ghost wearing her Baywatch uniform.
This used to be a detective noir show.
Man, that is wild.
Having just discovered these reviews (and by extension, this show), I can't decide if I'm more surprised that a semi-sane show turned into this or that any show turned into this. 😂 What a journey.
@@Aileil It´s so utterly fascinating
Mitch asking the random doctor "Do you know what 'it' is?" absolutely floored me.
To be fair, many were trying to figure that out back then and not everybody could.
Mitch hurt his leg???? Someone get him a pepsi can stat!!
I think he'd prefer A&W Soda cola
All the pepsi was used up in Madam Web.
I read this at first as if you asked someone to get him whole pepsi can stand and i just imagined him being pushed on wheelchair by Ryan and then undergoing miraculous recovery after some snacks.
Depends on who's sponsoring at the time, that injury will heal right up.
If this was normal Baywatch this injury would have probably really been enough for an ”we want an Emmy”-episode ... I mean they exhausted all other diseases and illnesses, so why not have an injury caused by exploding flowers that threatens Mitch's career(s). Only to be completely healed in the end.
I like to think the symbol of death for Nights was when Garner and Lou Rawls left the spinoff. Nights truly were never the same after that
In the proud tradition of Baywatch I can't wait for the next episode of Nights where i assume Mitch will fully recover from his injury and have a kickboxing match with a ghoul or something
he doesn't kickbox a ghoul in the next Nights but he does go head to head with a semi truck
@@AllisonPregler sounds about the same level of recovery from injury that we can expect from our beloved honorary Samurai
@@AllisonPregler Was it Goliath?
@@AllisonPregler The next episode is the one where Mitch gets possessed by a demon? I saw your Manic Episodes video about that one and loved it.
Hasselhoff broke his leg to escape this damn show and they still made him go back to work.
Mitch is literally phoning it in. Ryan did a great job taking the reigns of this alien zombie episode.
Her acting chops were way ahead of Hoff’s. It’s amazing that she had none prior to this show
It was Mitch who hacked in to the mainframe though... AND he bashed those zombies real good. Ryan was just trying to steal his saves, and I won't stand for it.
@@fishjones4618 It’s like “I know I’m in a trash show right now, but if I don’t do this the best way I won’t get any jobs after this is cancelled”
@@patrickkelmer6290 She was the consummate professional, making chicken salad out of chicken shit. It’s that hard work that probably landed her the role in Law & Order.
@@fishjones4618 I think so too!
I'm definitely going to Halloween as "Teague in a drunken stupor" next year. I love the energy, the vibe, the lifestyle. If anyone manages to guess what I am I'll reward them with the German box-set of Baywatch Nights and a tall glass of room temperature milk that's been left out all day!
You should go as Mitch Von Malibu, but in crutches, just to confuse everyone.
It's honestly impressive just how David Hasselhoff could not care less about this show at this point. I can practically feel the apathy in every one of his scenes here despite his more minimal screentime.
Hasslehoff's apathy is legendary, but it seems like all the actors have checked out. Harmon looks like she's mentally flipping through wallpaper swatches for the spare room a couple of times.
I don't know, the actress playing Ryan seemed to think this was her big solo break and was trying to actually give it 100% at a few points, which only makes it sadder and funnier.
@@BlazingOwnagerIt worked though, Angie Harmon did get a successful acting career thanks to this show
@@ShadowSonic2 I'm actually glad she got a happy ending. If any show was an example of "paying your dues," it's Baywatch Nights
The entire show has reached the point of "let's just get through the episode order." It's kinda fascinating.
The hospital were concerned because Teague was muttering incoherent nonsense? That’s just Teague on a good day!
This camera is going so Dutch it's sprouting tulips and wearing wooden shoes!
Every time I rewatch this series in the future I'll hear the Kate Middleton / Wonka references and have a huge hit of 2024 nostalgia 😁 I can't believe I've been watching this series since it first started, so many years ago. You're an internet treasure Allison
Thanks for sticking around for so long!!
IT’S THE UNKNOWN
How could you not know what 'it' was when Teague so clearly stated in his password that 'It' is 'me'
Hasselhoff pulling a Wesley Snipes in Blade Trinity.
"I don't wanna work. Pay me and give my parts to a different character"
Teeg's password is actually itsAme, as he is a massive Super Mario fan.
“Caroline is sued for being a bad life guard.”
How is this the first time that this has happened?😂😂😂😂😂
And C.J. "hears her biological clock ticking". Again. But the designated semen-dispensing manchild isn't ready for this kind of commitment. Again.
This time, Stephanie-Dog ratted her out
Mitch Von OUCH MY LEG HURTS Malibu
"I hate when flowers explode...especially when I am at the hospital investigating alien rock candy conspiracies with what's her name..."
I like to imagine that Hasslehoff wanted to do his own stunt for the flower explosion and when he injured himself during that they literally had to write it into the story. Because that makes about as much sense as what they did with this episode.
Hold on, we've been going how long with Teague maintaining some level of dignity? This must be rectified!
"Mitch and Ryan DUTCH every angle" I had to stop the video and let the laughter stop before I could continue. That was *chef's kiss^
Edit: Mitch Von Malibu: Do you know what "it" is? [he says to a Doctor who could have and SHOULD have put him on a psychological hold]
Hey, What is a Living Bernie doing here?
The aliens over-estimated Earth's most powerful weapon. Mitch's ability to not give a crap.
Oh! This is the "Tegue Goes On A Bender" episode! From the Evenings with Mitch Buchanon podcast!
I never watched a single episode of the show, but I love your recaps. It’s clear this is where all the interns went to write.
If you feel like tormenting yourself, they're all available on YT. :3
Baywatch Nights is the gift that keeps on confusing
Every video, I can't believe this was a real show that took up actual air time.
....... the "ow" from Hasselhoff falling over I'm crying
1:00 that's actually Darryl on the run from the Charmed ones
So genuine question… do you think the X-Files guys knew about this show? Like really, ya think they found out that BAYWATCH, the most popular show on earth, had a spin-off that was now ripping them off? Imagine just watching this episode as you script an episode and go ‘wow… thank god we didn’t write that. Now… we have this episode called first person shooter…’
Somehow the idea of Vince Gilligan religiously watching Baywatch Nights in the writer's room as a weekly ritual is both hilarious and plausible
Hmmm that’s a great question 😅
I don't know why, but this is the point where it hit me how bizarre it is that this spun off from the show about people in tight swimsuits bouncing around.
It's like if The Practice spun off from Friends.
Except bad.
I think the exploding flowers pretty much sums up the episode
OK, this was ridiculous, but I love this shit.
Three consecutive Baywatching videos? Allison, you’re spoiling us.😊
My theory is that every time Mitch is injured, his power grows like a Saiyan. That's how he went from paralyzed to kickboxing champ. So on the next Nights I expect nothing less than for him to Judo takedown a Sasquatch.
I'm sure that would be canon if Hasselhoff had been aware of Dragonball Z. He's already an honorary Viking and Samurai, so why the hell not at this point?
We only have 4 episodes of Nights left: the one where Mitch gets possessed by a demon and Stephanie’s ghost hits him with a semi truck, a wind that turns everyone crazy, the one where they travel to the far future of 2017 and the series finale involving Garner and a psychic (which I assume is not Destiny for some reason).
It’s gonna hard to say goodbye to nights and the insanity of it all
I laughed out loud when I heard "How am I supposed to reach the canned goods now?!'" and me and you at the same time said "SHUT UP NIGHTS!" 😂 We all know Mitch messed his leg up because he seen the Christmas lights strung up and was like "I'm out of this episode" and the Show's slave-drivers was like "Nope! We have you for more seasons!"
Ryan, on the phone to Agent Mitch: "Come ohwn, Mitch! Ya gotta tell me what to do in an extraordinarily condescending and passive-aggressive manner! I've never had full agency as a character before and I'm lost without male guidance!"
Mitch: "Ryan, you know I can't care about anything without my 3rd steak of the day. Lay off."
"But Mitch--"
"DAMMIT, WILL YOU GET OUTTA HERE?!"
*Ryan drops the phone and runs away, whining slightly*
Man, Allisons normal sharp contempt for the show turns into pure hilarious hate in this episode. I love it
"How about a coffee?"
How about SOME INVESTMENT!!!
That's not in the budget.
Allison, I'm so glad you didn't get hurt by the exploding flowers. Maybe they were sent by the relatives of his frog-hybrid girlfriend
Three Baywatchings in two weeks?! It's not my birthday!
It's not mine either.. Is this... Heaven?
Mitch: "Do you know what "it" is?"
Me: I used to be with "it" until they changed what "it" was, now what i'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me! It'll happen to you!
CJ wants to make Baby? Does she miss Eddie that much?
You have "My Save'ed" me three times this month. Thank you for your services Lifeguard.
It's typical that even when caught in the explosive blast of an alien crystal, Mitch still sees the need to drag a man in a wheelchair FROM his wheelchair. "My save!"
I would have absolutely loved it if they brought back the knights templar and some of the other dumb plot points into this episode. Imagine, after little to no contunity whatsoever they try to shoehorn in and resolve all of it in one episode. That would definitely be a Baywatch nights move
The most interesting thing about Baywatch Nights isn't the shift to supernatural plots.
It's the fact that you can see the whole production gradually fall apart starting from the season one revamp.
The budget's been stretched to the point of ripping.
The writers and producers are flailing, trying to shallowly inject as many sci-fi tropes as they can into limp scripts.
And their lead actor's been checked out since his Peter Gunn passion project got absorbed into the Baywatch bonanza.
The latter years of Baywatch Nights season two are what it looks like when everything on a show runs out, and the only thing keeping it going is contractual obligations.
This show is absolutely depleted.
And in a sad way, it makes Baywatch way more interesting than I ever thought it could be.
This episode should be called Baywatch Nights Curse of the Dutch Angle with Exploding Pop Rocks and Maybe Aliens are Involved.
I got my girlfriend to start watching Baywatch Nights because of this show! Thank you
Thanks for spreading the good word!
I'll say this about Baywatch Nights Season 2, it sure made me LOVE how good Season 1 was by comparison.
again, i think hasselhoffs closing line “how about a cup of coffee” wasn’t scripted, he just said it, walked off set and they decided to use it.
11:50 "Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead. Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary glands of recent dead."
And let me guess, they DEFINITELY carried over the continuity of the full leg cast to regular Baywatch 😏
9:00 Allison spent more time trying to rationalize the timeline than the writer of the episode.
Mitch changed the time line by swimming against the earth rotation and rotated it backwards as you do
It is a true shame there's not at least 8 more seasons of this show to rip into
wow, well, David Hasselhoff wasn't wrong when he said he wanted this to be more like Hockey. I feel my brain getting slapped around. Good episode.
This show is more dutch than Battlefield Earth directed by Paul Verhoeven while enjoying legal weed.
Poor Teeg, drunkenly wandering between different sets. Perhaps the next time he trips will be the stumble home.
I get that the budget for Baywatch Nights probably wasn't very high. But you know there's a problem when I have to seriously think whether the effects were originally there or it was an edit by Allison to make it look sillier. Maybe the alternative was to cut the catering budget and Hasselhoff got into a fight over it. The leg injuries are the result of a long and gratuitous battle to keep burgers on the menu
Mitch broke his leg? Oh no, how ever will he continue his illustrious kickboxing career now?
I can't wait for someone to watch this episode several years from now and have no idea that the "Kate Middleton doppelganger" and "Wonka experience" conspiracy theories were actually things that people understood in 2024. :-D
"The X-Files is too cerebral; Baywatch Nights is like hockey".
12:41 Season 3 huh? I think Clint Howard might have something to say about that.
CANCELLED
I missed the EXTREME NIGHT action! while you weren't watching Baywatch NIGHTS!
Lupa’s been on a tear! Eddie “Edgar?/Edward?” Dean would be proud.
06:26 Could a-sworn Ryan drinking the NASA juice
Teague is still stumbling around when the opening credits are rolling? The Nights opening credits?!?
2:15 Wait was the Windows Movie Maker sparkle effect actually in the episode or did Allison add that? The fact that I don't know speaks volumes about this show.
6:08 similarly your can't tell if the show or Allison dutched unless a credit appears 😂
I like how they can never decide whether Teague (Teeg?) is a mysterious and eery member of the Illuminati, or you know, JUST SOME DUDE working at the office and hanging around while mentioning stuff he's read at the library.
Weird that the haunting from Mime Mitch is actually a reminder of a better show.
I know it's been a chore, but thank you for continuing this series. It honestly keeps getting better.
"it" was a hot date with an alien. Teague didn't want to be specific because he was two-timing them.
As fate would have it I watched Night of the Ripper earlier today. The moment in there when Det. Don gives his first wild theory about what's going on felt so incongrous, given that it was David Hasselhoff doing it. Looking far more committed than he does here. I wonder if Angie Harmon studied it in acting school. Also incongrous was his line 'there was a hassle'. Whatever you say Hoff.
In my weekly viewing of main episodes I watched Armored Car on wednesday. In that and the one before I rather started to like Trevor. I think he suddenly clicked as a character. He's Australian and incompetent. But suddenly he's unashamedly Australian. It works. I will miss him. I'm sure Logan will be charmless by comparison but will be a while till I get to season five
I would like to watch this show while I'm incredibly sick sometime, and then rewatch when I'm back to normal, just to see if my fever dream version is wilder than the actual episode
From a helpless kidnap victim to a certified badass, Ryan must be training for the UFC in her down time. Also this episode basically confirmed what we already knew all along...Teague is most certainly an Alien. Also I love how he's stumbling around in the street and knocking over shopping carts and no bystander seems to care enough to be concerned.
What a spymaster he is...itsme.. Garak would shake in his boots!😂
It's Bernie! And he's not dead.
Hip-hop hooray!!! It’s a Phellison Porgler day!
When you don't know if anyone else is in the room, Mitch will always clue you in. Always giving Barney Gumble a run for his money.
Mitch is incredulous
Usually I can make sense of what the original frame looked like, even when tilted to avoid copyright. However with all the nonsense Dutch angles used in Nights, you tilting them back to look "normal-ish" only confuses me. Which isn't your fault. In fact if anything, it adds to the utter air of confusion that rests upon this show as a whole.
I think when Mitch hit the wires with the crutch he was trying to destroy the show, and they just filmed his rage.
9:34 Actually, given a certain scene from the 2017 Baywatch movie, “multiverse” might be the canon answer.
I need this today. Thank you Allison.
Thank you for bringing these back, Allison!
Even if he appears on the worst shows ever, seeing Terry Kiser always puts a smile on my face. I wish everyone would watch him in Tammy and the T-Rex. It's comedy gold.
He's always fun to watch!
Mitch what do you know about the big rock candy? The birds and bees and cigarette trees?
6:10 that's actually audio captured when dorian gregory was first given the script
Wow, before I watched this video I had your Teague impression saying Romlus and Remus stuck in my head the past hour, so to have that joke come back early in the video made me smile a lot.
Next Baywatch Nights episode we come full circle with demon Mitch
I cannot wait
So, they remember the lighting alien kid, but not the frog woman, the vampire, the wolfman, that time Donna was abruptly possessed, and the Knights Templar?
y'know, i've never liked "the erlenmeyer flask" episode of the x-files (or the rest of the myth arc for that matter) but compared to this episode of nights, it is an undeniable masterpiece
Ignite the night!
Baywatching is my favorite CZcams series. ❤
Every single time that stupid scream from the intro pops up I bust out laughing.
At least he didn't use "password" as his password like waaay too many people do.
I'm glad that I have finally experienced what it's like to enjoy an episode of Baywatching Nights while absolutely shitfaced, so thank you for that Allison!