ASMR: Tony Wants His Money - The Final Chapter

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  • @AsmrNode
    @AsmrNode  Před 7 lety +1575

    Thanks everyone for the positive feedback so far! I have been gone for awhile because my time has been very limited these past few months so I'd like to think this came out decent! I will try to find more time to upload in the upcoming weeks while work and other things slow down a bit :)

    • @DistressedMushroom
      @DistressedMushroom Před 7 lety +21

      ASMR Node for the entire Ivan scene I was saying in my head "gonna die,gonna die,gonna die" and then I didn't,slightly disappointed but too relaxed to care. By the way it was an excellent video.

    • @elafire818
      @elafire818 Před 7 lety +13

      ASMR Node very very high quality video :3

    • @lynnxx904
      @lynnxx904 Před 7 lety +9

      Loving this ❤️✨ I keep falling asleep.... I wanna finish the video 😭

    • @scottlermad7109
      @scottlermad7109 Před 7 lety +11

      ASMR Node yo your acting is just amazing I swear this was one of the coolest things I've ever seen in asmr

    • @whatslife8706
      @whatslife8706 Před 7 lety +10

      ASMR Node can you make another video on urban legends?

  • @shufflinexpert
    @shufflinexpert Před 7 lety +1948

    "I lost the calculator along with my patience "
    same

    • @ASMRBlackScreenZZZ
      @ASMRBlackScreenZZZ Před 7 lety +56

      idezz_ w. Reminds me of math class

    • @okluminous566
      @okluminous566 Před 7 lety +15

      Yokedvlogs I had to buy a expensive calculator for Math class last year, but i lost it the next day. THANK GOD MY FRIEND HAD TWO!

    • @MilkManCaravan
      @MilkManCaravan Před 7 lety +8

      idezz_ w. Me in algerbra class talking to my teacher

    • @kingrixo1527
      @kingrixo1527 Před 7 lety +1

      Yokedvlogs pop

    • @kingrixo1527
      @kingrixo1527 Před 7 lety

      Turkey l

  • @angelus8942
    @angelus8942 Před 7 lety +1910

    This guy made an ASMR movie.

  • @fr0sty284
    @fr0sty284 Před 7 lety +1341

    I'm not even watching for the ASMR anymore, i'm here for the plot.

  • @Nevaeh_Archangel
    @Nevaeh_Archangel Před 7 lety +773

    I like how I have money to pay for a motel but not enough to pay like $50

    • @Minej_Mosuris
      @Minej_Mosuris Před 4 lety +8

      Lmao😂

    • @dannydevito4338
      @dannydevito4338 Před 3 lety +10

      It’s actually only $19.99 that’s owed. So yeah, less than 20 bucks. But despite what you may think, he is a Big Spender.

    • @mcocdiobrando7254
      @mcocdiobrando7254 Před 3 lety +5

      @@dannydevito4338 no, over 50 bucks now

    • @sashokavazov8082
      @sashokavazov8082 Před 3 lety +7

      Its not about money anymore, its about own pride 😁

    • @BloodMoonASMR
      @BloodMoonASMR Před 2 lety +4

      @@dannydevito4338 Interest was mentioned

  • @silvertrees327
    @silvertrees327 Před 7 lety +588

    I came here for asmr and left knowing how to tie a tie

    • @yamiegg394
      @yamiegg394 Před 7 lety +17

      Silver Trees And load a gun

    • @iwakuralain1459
      @iwakuralain1459 Před 5 lety +4

      ikr!! ASMR, tutorials, a movie... this video is gold

    • @redericson1993
      @redericson1993 Před 5 lety +3

      Beautiful, everyone's learning knew things!

  • @Somniatica
    @Somniatica Před 7 lety +527

    "And honest to God you look terrible"
    Me: *looks down* Oh...

    • @scribbleheart313
      @scribbleheart313 Před 7 lety +4

      Somniatica me too

    • @thlammed3784
      @thlammed3784 Před 7 lety +8

      i have mono rn so i know i look terrible already, but it was nice of him to notice lol

    • @Somniatica
      @Somniatica Před 7 lety +7

      Space Invader feel better man

    • @thlammed3784
      @thlammed3784 Před 7 lety +11

      thanks i'll try lol

  • @eph177
    @eph177 Před 7 lety +422

    So the guy that was planning to kill me is now giving me a makeover

    • @AsmrNode
      @AsmrNode  Před 7 lety +108

      Yeah that basically sums it up 😂

    • @elle-up8si
      @elle-up8si Před 3 lety +4

      how the turn tables turn

    • @OmegaX_2340
      @OmegaX_2340 Před 3 lety +4

      Dang i kinda feel bad for vinnie. Dressed the guy up all nice and then he got set up (but i mean he kinda deserved it he his a mobster lol)

  • @michellehouston6724
    @michellehouston6724 Před 7 lety +635

    Vinnie the mobster who wanted to be a perfume salesman but had to do the family business 😂😂😂

  • @alessandrapuglisi1591
    @alessandrapuglisi1591 Před 7 lety +628

    "I lost the calculator along with my patience " me during math

  • @sanguinedaydream
    @sanguinedaydream Před 7 lety +1613

    "i don't do trilogies"
    *is in a trilogy*
    edit: hOW DID THIS GET SO MANY LIKES WHAT THE

    • @asmrbubble3303
      @asmrbubble3303 Před 7 lety +8

      killingtheskins
      1:45

    • @NotoriousFoxxx
      @NotoriousFoxxx Před 7 lety +17

      killingtheskins well to be fair look at the position we've put him in ;)

    • @sanguinedaydream
      @sanguinedaydream Před 7 lety +7

      Tony Carrico well played, well played

    • @FusionTTV
      @FusionTTV Před 7 lety +34

      then he says "but look at the position you've put me in" understanding that he's in a trilogy

    • @seanyoung6092
      @seanyoung6092 Před 7 lety

      jesus do you know how to put on a shirt

  • @cripplewitharipple8149
    @cripplewitharipple8149 Před 7 lety +238

    Vinnie close the friggin door

  • @Ping-gl8it
    @Ping-gl8it Před 7 lety +431

    Characters:
    1. Scary Gangster
    2. Stoned Hippy
    3. Tachanka
    4. Bowtie Nerd

  • @TheDoctorPink
    @TheDoctorPink Před 7 lety +880

    "Honest to god...you look terrible"
    Me: what's wrong with my spongebob onesie?

    • @gracienorris252
      @gracienorris252 Před 7 lety +17

      Grandma Your profile picture goes so well with that comment. Lol

    • @mandospiegel8994
      @mandospiegel8994 Před 7 lety +11

      GRACiE NORRiS 'Fun' Fact: The woman in their picture, otherwise known as the 'wat' lady. passed away recently. :(

    • @TheDoctorPink
      @TheDoctorPink Před 7 lety +19

      Aquamarine_747 may I rest in peace

    • @gracienorris252
      @gracienorris252 Před 7 lety +17

      Aquamarine_747 How in the world is that a "Fun" Fact?

    • @mandospiegel8994
      @mandospiegel8994 Před 7 lety +8

      GRACiE NORRiS If you looked at how I wrote the word fun, I put quotation marks on it, signifying that it wasn't fun, but, I still used the phrase Fun Fact.

  • @nikkidancergirl
    @nikkidancergirl Před 7 lety +426

    bruh u deadass made an asmr feature length FILM

  • @mdc462
    @mdc462 Před 6 lety +187

    "and now for our first relaxing item
    *A machete* "

    • @woohooo7634
      @woohooo7634 Před 4 lety +2

      It's actually a Shashka (шашка) :/

  • @cyb1l__
    @cyb1l__ Před 7 lety +242

    "the first scent is called... *stares at label for a while* somethin' french i'm not gunna pronounce it. the second scent is called... *stares at label for a second* somethin' french i'm not gunna pronounce it."
    lmao

    • @mullac25
      @mullac25 Před 4 lety +1

      skye_m4n3 yes that is what he said

  • @daniellegreen4982
    @daniellegreen4982 Před 7 lety +435

    "this is a piece of crap hotel room you picked." *two seconds later* "we own this, why do we own this?"

    • @SplendidEcho
      @SplendidEcho Před 7 lety +14

      I want Pie *gif of a woman smashing a wall with a hammer and then acting surprised*

    • @georgiesweet
      @georgiesweet Před 7 lety +6

      I want Pie I was cracking up omg

    • @okluminous566
      @okluminous566 Před 7 lety +2

      Manly Mammaltin Get the frikkin Gifs out of here. They are killing me Jesus Christ 😂💯👌👌💯😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👍💯🤣😂😂🤣💯👌👌🤣😂💯👌💯🤣😂👌

    • @thewoodpecker7947
      @thewoodpecker7947 Před 7 lety +1

      Turkey don't use emojis it's insanely cringey

    • @okluminous566
      @okluminous566 Před 7 lety +2

      Jack Ryan-Viggars that was my intention.

  • @zippydog2374
    @zippydog2374 Před 7 lety +204

    So THIS is what you've been up to for the past 2 months

  • @TheCyberianHusky
    @TheCyberianHusky Před 7 lety +140

    He put me in a suit so I can look more...
    suitable

  • @satan7733
    @satan7733 Před 4 lety +71

    00:00 - Vinnie talks to you at the Budget Inn Hotel, dresses you in a suit, insults on point, something french I’m not gonna pronounce, spritzed with his expensive cologne, I like his aunt with a moustache, 10/10
    26:12 - River at Good Vibes, talk about products, shows you some products, general vibes, nature’s medicine, ahah, lovely hair swishes, 10/10
    48:45 - The Relaxation Studio with Ivan, he ‘relaxes you’ with weapons, stabby with a general look of disgust, 10/10
    1:11:12 - Edwin’s Parent’s House with Edwin, welcome you his pad, good chat, you help him build his transmitter, bow tie looking snazzy and I like the glasses, it’s past his bedtime, he’s a rebel, 10/10
    1:35:03 - The Final Meet-up with Vinnie at the Budget Inn Hotel, good plot twist, very relaxed, 10/10

  • @ameli1085
    @ameli1085 Před 7 lety +308

    Vinny: "this is a piece of crap hotel you picked"
    Me: oh...uh
    Vinny: "wait we own this..why do we own this??"
    me: 😂

  • @serend1pty
    @serend1pty Před 7 lety +308

    "actually, I don't like the term spy, we're call you an observationist. actually, that was a crappy term, we're gonna use the term spy again" 😂😂

    • @serend1pty
      @serend1pty Před 7 lety +14

      Rb Sj thanks for taking the time to read & comment on my comment!! fyi, I'm not trying to impress you or anyone with my comments. I just want him to somehow know that I find his content entertaining. have a nice night :)

    • @DwightLivesMatter
      @DwightLivesMatter Před 7 lety +5

      lila He could have just said investigator.

    • @ea.fitz216
      @ea.fitz216 Před 6 lety +2

      Rb Sj You should star in a tampax commercial

    • @ultravioletpisces3666
      @ultravioletpisces3666 Před rokem

      @@DwightLivesMatter but this was funnier

  • @desumm2674
    @desumm2674 Před 7 lety +459

    French teacher: what does it say here ?
    Me: something French and I'm not gonna pronounce it

    • @jasminewilliams3351
      @jasminewilliams3351 Před 6 lety +4

      Please, someone do this.

    • @fayleybath1209
      @fayleybath1209 Před 6 lety +6

      Halsey Jauregui I just joined my school and have to take french, I'm trying this!!

    • @jayan820
      @jayan820 Před 3 lety

      @@fayleybath1209 How did it went?

  • @vinnynonose2930
    @vinnynonose2930 Před 7 lety +378

    Vinny: you are our last hope sadly, unfortunately, I mean personally I think we re all screwed
    Me: great pep talk coach

  • @xxusagimodokixx7430
    @xxusagimodokixx7430 Před 7 lety +121

    "Okay this is stupid
    I don't like things I don't understand
    so we're not gonna use it."
    😂😂😂

    • @kmoody55
      @kmoody55 Před 7 lety +3

      Xx Usagimodoki xX that was my favorite part 😂

  • @asmr-or7zy
    @asmr-or7zy Před 7 lety +175

    I can't believe tony invented acting and editing🤔

  • @ArticulateDesignASMR
    @ArticulateDesignASMR Před 7 lety +571

    Okay so apparently i've been living under a rock! I've paused this so I can go back and watch the 2 prior episodes. You are scarily good man holy jeez!!

  • @user-mf7zc3bl1z
    @user-mf7zc3bl1z Před 7 lety +160

    I actually picked option one

  • @monkeypenny6422
    @monkeypenny6422 Před 7 lety +663

    you're spoiling us!!!

  • @PotatoMadeOfRainbows
    @PotatoMadeOfRainbows Před 7 lety +890

    This deserves an Emmy!
    All the 2017 movies are *SHOOK*

  • @lomo3362
    @lomo3362 Před 7 lety +92

    you shouldnt talk about top secret stuff with that door wide open

  • @sinnabum
    @sinnabum Před 7 lety +844

    It's deadass 9 AM and I'm wide awake but there is never a time to NOT watch ASMR

    • @Bishop000
      @Bishop000 Před 7 lety +4

      sinnabum soooo true there's always time for asmr

    • @danjynxyourbobbies8024
      @danjynxyourbobbies8024 Před 7 lety +12

      sinnabum you didnt need to use the word "deadass" you fucking cringe, stop trying to look cool.

    • @sushi6097
      @sushi6097 Před 7 lety +13

      Halcyon Heaven They're probably not trying to look cool, for some people words like that are a part of their daily vocabulary so calm down

    • @tylertyler8782
      @tylertyler8782 Před 7 lety +1

      sinnabum cringe 😂

    • @cripplewitharipple8149
      @cripplewitharipple8149 Před 7 lety +12

      Halcyon Heaven says cringe then talks about trying to look cool

  • @universeeverywheres6597
    @universeeverywheres6597 Před 7 lety +530

    Me: Sees the video title and thumbnail
    Also me: IS THIS ALL MY FAVOURITE ASMR CHARACTERS IN ONE VIDEO!? FRIKKIN HELL YEAH!

  • @dannylennon3088
    @dannylennon3088 Před 7 lety +148

    The lip bite at 9:56 oh wow

  • @BigSausagePizza69
    @BigSausagePizza69 Před 7 lety +51

    I've never been this happy to owe somebody money

  • @paulinaschute4918
    @paulinaschute4918 Před 7 lety +413

    now I understand why you didn't post that long... that must have been so much work

    • @izzybebusy
      @izzybebusy Před 7 lety +39

      Lola yea! I thought he was just not posting but now I completely understand

  • @Lara.xo_
    @Lara.xo_ Před 7 lety +422

    " I don't like things I don't understand, we're not using that "
    Me: ...MATH

  • @123awesomerobot
    @123awesomerobot Před 7 lety +80

    What a coincidence that all of them have the same face structure.

    • @happysmiley1999
      @happysmiley1999 Před 4 lety +8

      MultipleHeadshots I don‘t see it

    • @buns_glazing
      @buns_glazing Před 4 lety +8

      what? i cant see it. im pretty sure theyre different people, i mean they have different names and everything

  • @rachelg3508
    @rachelg3508 Před 7 lety +68

    "If I go down, I'm takin you with me. I will not go down alone" 😅😅😅

  • @smolpmkn
    @smolpmkn Před 7 lety +136

    OMG I FINISHED IT ALL AND AM IN SHOCK THIS IS SO GOOD

  • @Idk-dd2gn
    @Idk-dd2gn Před 7 lety +180

    Obviously I haven't watched it all yet- it was only published 3 minutes ago, but the amount of effort you put into these is crazy. Thank you so much mr. Node

  • @bethan3221
    @bethan3221 Před 4 lety +18

    Vinny being so disappointed in our appearance is the biggest mood of 2020

  • @cjfelton2150
    @cjfelton2150 Před 7 lety +116

    Is everyone gonna skip the facts he has a gun

    • @borantandogan5524
      @borantandogan5524 Před 4 lety +33

      lots of people in US of A has guns

    • @nater1482
      @nater1482 Před 4 lety +6

      moon y did you not see the bullets? Have you ever seen a gun lmao

    • @satan7733
      @satan7733 Před 4 lety +2

      Nate R wait ur right lmaooo 😂

  • @kmoody55
    @kmoody55 Před 7 lety +119

    Vinne's part time job - head to toe makeovers

    • @kmoody55
      @kmoody55 Před 7 lety +5

      This was so funny I loved it so much 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bellawhereyoubeenloka
    @Bellawhereyoubeenloka Před 7 lety +278

    1:07:36
    Me cutting negativity from my life

    • @sandosam8797
      @sandosam8797 Před 7 lety +42

      1:07:36
      Me cutting positivity from my life

    • @Bellawhereyoubeenloka
      @Bellawhereyoubeenloka Před 6 lety

      Pun-Anthony you sir, are the only one to know where this is from

    • @Bellawhereyoubeenloka
      @Bellawhereyoubeenloka Před 6 lety +3

      Estain13 I drink to forget but I always remember

    • @peysecail
      @peysecail Před 6 lety +3

      Fuuuuck...we're four hours late for this goddamn bullshit

  • @liamwiltshire3400
    @liamwiltshire3400 Před 7 lety +51

    None of my family know I watch asmr, it's just something so awkward to talk about i never do. I fell asleep late last night with this playing out loud, and my sister turned it off and put me in bed (I was hammered lol). I told her I was gonna watch pulp fiction, and I did before watching this, and she came in with this playing and didn't think twice about you being a mobster from pulp fiction, and told me this morning about what happened. I always say how cool and believable your role plays are, this series being my favourite, and this little story is a testimony to how awesome you are.
    :)

  • @jays7259
    @jays7259 Před 7 lety +150

    *Walks into good vibes*
    Me: Let me have your largest vibrater my good sir

    • @jiger4092
      @jiger4092 Před 5 lety +9

      I just imagined the green fish from spongebob that walks into the crusty grab saying "rev up those friers" saying this

    • @fraisergallant6216
      @fraisergallant6216 Před 5 lety

      Me.

  • @princesspopsicle_
    @princesspopsicle_ Před 7 lety +368

    You literally made a movie, I'm SHOOK.

  • @aliciahillman9037
    @aliciahillman9037 Před 7 lety +69

    THIS IS SO GOOD, I really hope you get recognised by an agent for your writing , acting and editing abilities and get offered a huge role because you are just so talented!

  • @SaussyKay
    @SaussyKay Před 7 lety +174

    yall a asmr movie exists and its all thanks to this beautiful man 😩❤🙌 thank you so much

    • @sambt123
      @sambt123 Před 5 lety +1

      saussyy Kelyn wtf you kinda stole my name

  • @morenog816
    @morenog816 Před 6 lety +95

    And all this for $19.99

  • @bluelightning301
    @bluelightning301 Před 7 lety +128

    first, you threaten me, then you criticise my fashion sense
    not cool

  • @IndigoStars
    @IndigoStars Před 7 lety +231

    I feel so spoiled! Your Vinnie character videos are my faveeee

    • @matthewderb
      @matthewderb Před 6 lety +1

      IndigoStars ASMR hi Lisa. Love your videos.

    • @eggs980
      @eggs980 Před 6 lety

      The lord has spoken

  • @lelenny2904
    @lelenny2904 Před 6 lety +28

    "We need you to be a spy for us"
    *proceeds to get me suited like the entire mafia*

  • @NebulaASMR
    @NebulaASMR Před 7 lety +210

    this is brilliant.. all the characters are so interesting in their own way and the way you incorporated triggers seemed so natural. bravo!

  • @AnnaWoods
    @AnnaWoods Před 7 lety +651

    Tony being scary: "Lets get down to business"
    Me: *don't do it *
    Me: .....
    Me: "TO DEFEAT THE H U N S"

  • @theswisswereright
    @theswisswereright Před 7 lety +75

    I was honestly worried you had quit ASMR because you didn't post for a while... but now I see what you were doing! This is an ASMR movie, not an ASMR video, and you did such a good job including all of these characters we've met and staying in character. Your humor is, as always, a major plus. "That was a crappy term. We're going to use "spy" again." The movie references were also a cool surprise. 👍🏻
    I also truly appreciate that you kept up a steady conversation in this video-- I get uneasy if there isn't any talking for too long, and then I wake up. You used some creative props like the lint roller; I didn't even think that made a tingle-inducing sound, but it does. The green screen looks good, too, but this video is quality even outside of the visual element. I'm probably going to start this over to go to sleep now. Thank you for all the hard work!

    • @theswisswereright
      @theswisswereright Před 7 lety

      Does Terry Tucker not get involved with the mob? That would be a hilarious mess.

    • @billd3356
      @billd3356 Před 7 lety

      I never thought of that. That WOULD be hysterical.

  • @AndyPandicorn
    @AndyPandicorn Před 6 lety +122

    oof please do like a speed dating asmr roleplay! i wanna see vinny’s character on there and his smooth attempts to woo a lady lmao

    • @grundlefoot
      @grundlefoot Před 3 lety +2

      Nah you just want to fantasize

    • @benjamim8046
      @benjamim8046 Před 2 lety +2

      That would be hilarious lol, I feel like node could come up with some great funny characters for that concept, the ones in this video and maybe from some of his others, and then potentially some new ones. I think he could nail it

  • @garydalrymple4281
    @garydalrymple4281 Před 6 lety +59

    Anyone get shook when his russian character pulled out a real gun

  • @averageyoutubewatcher7800
    @averageyoutubewatcher7800 Před 7 lety +225

    Omg this is on a whole another level, you never fail to impress me node, you are the best. Love it! Keep up the good work dude! Looking forward to future content!!!

  • @romrom920
    @romrom920 Před 7 lety +51

    I love the "resting Tony face" so much

  • @damnitssam_
    @damnitssam_ Před 4 lety +3

    I absolutely love the River character, the voice & just the way of talking and how slow and calm you move just instantly relaxes me. Such good acting too!

  • @kjjacques8605
    @kjjacques8605 Před 6 lety +30

    Nice reference to Goodfellas, "Funny? Funny how?"

  • @JosephGo650
    @JosephGo650 Před 7 lety +69

    The greatest trilogy ever!

  • @eph177
    @eph177 Před 7 lety +160

    Not sure if it's because I'm high, but you make me feel like I'm sitting literally right in front of you. Many roleplays feel so awkward and sort of cringy, but holy moly you're such a good actor!

  • @nuttyyy1995
    @nuttyyy1995 Před 7 lety +47

    "Do you know how expensive calonge is?"
    *2 minutes earlier sprays calonge everywhere not giving a damn*

  • @lydia.kate.27
    @lydia.kate.27 Před rokem +4

    Please, please upload again! I miss your videos so much. You were literally the only asmrist who truly relaxed me. Hope you're doing well.♡

  • @sleepypuffin
    @sleepypuffin Před 7 lety +60

    So asmr is a safe space but now i feel far from safe because of Vinny

    • @fronannas
      @fronannas Před 7 lety +1

      Puffin tf

    • @fronannas
      @fronannas Před 7 lety +33

      I feel safe he's hot af

    • @sleepypuffin
      @sleepypuffin Před 7 lety +30

      bootychain smith oh well i forgot that hot guys can't be dangerous, now i feel safer

  • @Toomi9617
    @Toomi9617 Před 7 lety +35

    can't believe you are alive, thank you for coming back dude

  • @luciatheurel2727
    @luciatheurel2727 Před 6 lety +30

    Good guy Vinnie: gives you multiple chances to pay 20 usd. Then relaxes you with asmr. Then gives you a job cuz u r broke.

  • @meghanm.6231
    @meghanm.6231 Před 6 lety +11

    1:03:01, lol I love how we went from a machete to a children's drawing board

  • @sunburstwolfdog
    @sunburstwolfdog Před 7 lety +101

    I saw the hippie dude and immediately clicked

  • @nicholegriffin6853
    @nicholegriffin6853 Před 7 lety +80

    river: "party? yeah i love to party, at least three times a day"
    me: honestly me too river

  • @pacmanmega11
    @pacmanmega11 Před 7 lety +25

    Walks up to clients with shovel...
    Them: "what are you doing"
    Me: "they told me to dig up information"
    Everyone else: *face palm*

  • @fayleybath1209
    @fayleybath1209 Před 6 lety +13

    I was just listening at like 11pm trying to get to sleep and all of a sudden I hear :
    "This is a fidget spinner, WOAHHHH"
    I burst out laughing and started crying lols

  • @natehendo4142
    @natehendo4142 Před 7 lety +123

    I wasnt paying attention to the video and when he pulled out the cologne I thought "my dude has the biggest Duracell battery ever"

  • @BloodMoonASMR
    @BloodMoonASMR Před 2 lety +4

    23:00 Get you a man who looks at you the way Vinnie looks at his prompt sheet xD

  • @patrickstar1800
    @patrickstar1800 Před 7 lety +22

    The Origins of "Split" the Movie

  • @skyhigh7460
    @skyhigh7460 Před 7 lety +48

    People be like "I'm so early!" No, you're on time.

  • @christiancavanaugh9967
    @christiancavanaugh9967 Před 7 lety +41

    I love how I owe tony money but I go shopping for records instead

  • @Starcrossedslv
    @Starcrossedslv Před 4 lety +16

    Mafia guy: *Sassy hand movements*
    Me: Oh, he means business.

  • @GracefaceASMR
    @GracefaceASMR Před 6 lety +16

    You could make a series out of Ivan's relaxation studio

  • @jade839
    @jade839 Před 7 lety +24

    I just woke up and it's 9 am, but I WILL watch this whole thing!! I really appreciate all the work you put into this. Very talented!💜

  • @legitkoala4889
    @legitkoala4889 Před 7 lety +60

    13:50 he turns into Donald trump for a couple seconds

  • @ethor4858
    @ethor4858 Před 6 lety +9

    I love this "You owe Tony money" series, it's filled with humour and asmr.

  • @kawaiicupcake3438
    @kawaiicupcake3438 Před 7 lety +19

    "And honest to God you look terrible"
    Me-Yeah I get that a lot...

  • @GangstaASMR
    @GangstaASMR Před 7 lety +120

    damn I got something to watch for the whole weekend, awesome performance bro

    • @GangstaASMR
      @GangstaASMR Před 6 lety +1

      I'm halfway threw it lol "for a weekend" my ass

    • @munii3216
      @munii3216 Před 6 lety +2

      +Gangsta ASMR 😂😂lol me

  • @ASMRdust
    @ASMRdust Před 7 lety +11

    Anyone else understand the "am I funny" reference yess node!!!!! 😂😭

  • @dylanoliver4861
    @dylanoliver4861 Před 7 lety +17

    damn, river is happier than i'll ever be

  • @danielchoate7452
    @danielchoate7452 Před 7 lety +31

    Ivan is my favorite

    • @jammo7370
      @jammo7370 Před 6 lety +1

      Dan-Yul is My Name first relaxing noise comes from this machete

    • @MissBellumASMR
      @MissBellumASMR Před 5 lety +1

      I came for Ivan. I want more of him! ❤️

  • @AurosOrion
    @AurosOrion Před 7 lety +55

    This is probably a super weird compliment, but god you have the perfect face for makeup. Those cheekbones! Those eyelids! Those brows! Sorry, like I said, weird compliment, but seriously, you'd be a fantastic model.

  • @arielxoxo6412
    @arielxoxo6412 Před 7 lety +322

    I would purposely not wanna pay Tony back so that this HOTTY can come and hunt me down 😂😂

  • @ludmillasummers775
    @ludmillasummers775 Před 7 lety +35

    Ivan: Is that relaxing to you?
    Oh sure, bullet play always makes me calm and sleepy...... 😲😲

  • @yesnow9910
    @yesnow9910 Před 7 lety +17

    THIS IS AMAZING HOLY SHIT
    this must have taken so much work bless u so much dude omg

  • @gabrielmclaughlin3651
    @gabrielmclaughlin3651 Před 7 lety +89

    he kinda sounds like Adam Sandler when he does his vinny voice

    • @Hallofang
      @Hallofang Před 7 lety +16

      Gabriel McLaughlin GREAT
      NOW
      I CAN NEVER UNHEARD HIS VOICE IN THIS NOW

    • @eccentricxswan
      @eccentricxswan Před 6 lety

      NOOOOOOO NOW THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA HEAR 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @edelmiraba3497
      @edelmiraba3497 Před 6 lety +1

      You just ruined this for me thanks 😂😂

    • @calscion
      @calscion Před 6 lety

      IT'S ALL I CAN HEAR NOW AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @alexscher1609
      @alexscher1609 Před 5 lety

      Adam Sandler sucks

  • @theojones7078
    @theojones7078 Před 7 lety +35

    He's extremely attractive

  • @KamGFX
    @KamGFX Před 4 lety +7

    the cologne looked like a duracell battery

  • @inponderland
    @inponderland Před 7 lety +14

    in the world of youtube ASMR, this is a super creative channel. I wish you luck

  • @pepeja4757
    @pepeja4757 Před 7 lety +41

    This some ER level shit