People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs. They DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true.
He was pulling really good money in 1998! Idk what he thinks that proves, $400 for like 5 days, nominally 10 hours of work (even if he was working 8 hours a day) is a lot of money for 98
@@Yixdy Just looked up the average annual wage in the US in 1998, and it was 38k. Even if Tosh would have worked all weeks, all year, 500 bucks per week, that's still only 26k, so way below the national average. Also, a comedian doesn't just work 2 hours per day, that's ridiculous. You have to count traveling and writing and actually practicing the jokes too.
Honestly the money talk, lack of celebrites, and short runtime make this the most interesting podcast in my feed. It makes up for the full screen frame and the audio issues.
People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs. They DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true.
I worked in student activities at SCAD in Savannah while I was a student from 2003-06. We booked you in for a show and took you to dinner afterward (to the fanciest TGI Fridays in town). I’m pretty sure we paid a couple thousand dollars, and you couldn’t have been funnier on stage or nicer off stage. Definitely made a lot of fans for life that night, including this one of 20 years. Flash forward, I now work in Atlanta with someone that was a PA on Tosh.0, and she has the same great feedback on you: hysterically funny, incredibly nice. Glad for all your success and that you’re the same good guy to people that work with you. (And glad that you’re pulling in a little more than a couple grand a show.)
Thank you for sharing. I started watching Tosh around 2002/2003 when his first bits on Comedy Central we're popping up and I swore to everyone he was the funniest man alive and made them watch his stuff. I recorded it on VHS if that says anything lmao. But you always hope your heroes are actually good people and I always hear Daniel is top class, and love hearing more and more testimonial from people who've met or worked with him in the past.
tosh is solidified as my favorite now. he such a good preofessional jerk but hes actually a really decent person. i vibe with him on everything except bank accounts
TOSH DON'T CHANGE A DAMN THING!! Tosh does whatever he wants and I love every bit of it!! He couldn't care less about our "tips" or "advice" on how HIS show should be. Let the man do what he does best!
Thank you for being so authentic and so transparent. You absolutely deserve leather-lined drawers, fuck the haters. And I LOVED hearing your numbers from the old days. You are so fun to listen to.
This is especially hilarious to me because when I first saw Daniel in Seattle some heckler yelled out "how much is in your bank account?" .. it was strange and confusing.. but Daniel immediately said, "wtf what kind of question even is that?" .. the dude yelled back "ballpark".. lol.. Daniel goes "ballpark? Why would I even know that? I don't know. But I know this... my life gets better when yours ends" ... lol place explodes. Anyhow, that dude would have loved this episode with all the $$$ info. Please come back to Seattle!
My favorite part of this show that you do is the peek behind the curtain we get into your life. I don’t care what you pay for something because I know you get good money for what you do. You’re one of the best and you deserve every cent 🙌🏻
I saw the time for this episode and thought this is a long one, the guest must have a lot to say. Then 10 minutes into reading a calendar, I realized why it was so long
I appreciate that you are so candid about your life, both relationship and finances. I recognize your privilege and I also recognize that is YOUR privilege. It was YOUR hard work and good fortune that got you to place of being able to have and spend what and how you do. Money is such a taboo subject in America and I honestly think that the hush-hush nature of finances is a a big part of the problem people face when it comes to money. Demystify what shouldn't be a mystery to begin with. Screw the haters, keep spittin' that truth.
I do find the real numbers and struggle through the come up. As a massive fan of comedy it really paints a clearer picture into just what people grind through at the start.
Wow. I saw you around 2000 or so at the Comedy Works in Denver. I think it was one of those deals where they called me and said "Congratulations! You won a free comedy party for up to 30 people. 1 drink minimum". You were funny as hell back then and are still funny as hell. Watching you read your calendar from back then made me realize how hard you worked your ass off over the years to become one of the greatest. Maybe one of the greatest ever. I am funny in small groups. I make my friends laugh and I've always mused about getting on stage. Now I realize that I don't have the BALLS to be a comedian. That's the difference between you and the unwashed masses that can't pay 6 figures for an air stream or pay "new driveway money" to get our drawers lined. I've seen you a couple of times live since 2000 and you've always delivered. Thank you for making me laugh.
These numbers in the beginning are great, it’s motivating to hear. I’m currently out of work and not trying to pursue comedy, but essentially starting over at 36…just gotta keep on keeping on and hard work will pay off one way or another. Thanks
Love the "palsy hands" is classical music line. Great interview ( as always) The hiking story where you crap your pants and Andy goes into near diabetic shock was hilarious.
It's relative and proportional. I'm from Tampa. Parents paid 40k for the house (45 years ago). You earned it all. Thanks for still entertaining us Tosh!
I think it’s awesome Tosh gives us an inside look at his family and financial life. Tosh is a very private person and doesn’t do interviews, so this is all we get. I appreciate it.
Absolutely astounded that in January of 2000, 2 eventual comedy legends appeared together at a strip mall, somewhere between Jean's Electrolysis and the Discount Hitch store. Fucking wild!
I like playing this podcast on loop in the office because it’s just weird enough to wake up the daydreamers and just boring enough to make sure they keep working and don’t actually watch it. Keep it coming.
I love the honesty about cost! No one in this industry has ever been this honest about money & I find it very interesting! Obviously, normal people with normal jobs don't make a ton of money, but if we did, we'd be spending just as much. People are dumb.
Tosh! I finally got to see you live at the Dolby Theater for the first time this past Saturday and man what a treat it was. I was able to score second row seats with my girlfriend (I had a green hoodie on with flowers), but I doubt you saw us haha. You did absolutely amazing and had us dying the entire time! And Eddie, you also did amazing! Your stand up had us cracking up as well, and man I hope to see you both live again some time soon. Much love!
I love the real numbers, as well. I'm loving the show, just how it is! ❤ If I had that kind of cash, I'd be doing some high end stuff, because I could. 😊
I think its dope the visibility and honesty you have. I doubt you really care about the haters. I didnt know you opened for Dave and Lewis black. Man I would of loved to of seen that.
Tosh I just wanted to say that I take Tuesdays off and settling down to your show at night while having a drink is something I look forward to every week, Thanks for doing this and you’ve quickly climbed the ranks of my favorite podcasts, and I listen to A LOT of podcasts
Well I’m glad Houston wasn’t the only place where a fight broke out. I was honestly embarrassed. How do you even fight at a comedy show. It’s a fucking comedy show. Tosh handle it so well and by that he was making fun of the situation. I forgot what he said but I was rolling.
Loved the start of this - hearing about the very real grind that goes on before the results. What a perfect reality check. Thanks Mr Tosh, I really found that motivating. Boom.
You're worth it, Tosh. Don't apologize! I just spent more than I usually would for a nice pink top to wear to your show in Detroit in June- in the 2nd row!
Bold faced lie, sir. Without evidence, you are definitely looking for clicks. Regardless of the disparity, it's like saying hollywood actors made more in the 90's. They did. Deal with it. What is your point? And why call out a single human who knowingly pays more than most?
@@dc4825it’s kinda been leaked Theo only pays $100 to his openers for theater shows which is insane! No one has flat out said his name but you follow the bread crumbs it all leads back to the rat king.
As a conservative leaning watcher i appreciate your boot straps pulled all the way up and celebrate your success. No pocket watching here, but hearing the numbers and seeing the long road to success is cool.
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I dare you to add a slightly thicker border every week until it’s 90% border.
P sure he already made that joke but it's a good one hehe
People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs. They DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true.
I think he's trolling us. He knows the screen size of phones in 2024 and still chooses to screw up the resolution.
I know 😂😂😂😂😂😂exactly what I was thinking
How can I make my 3 inch phone screen even smaller
Ab am f😢@@NocturnalNews
I love the real numbers
He was pulling really good money in 1998! Idk what he thinks that proves, $400 for like 5 days, nominally 10 hours of work (even if he was working 8 hours a day) is a lot of money for 98
@@Yixdy Just looked up the average annual wage in the US in 1998, and it was 38k. Even if Tosh would have worked all weeks, all year, 500 bucks per week, that's still only 26k, so way below the national average. Also, a comedian doesn't just work 2 hours per day, that's ridiculous. You have to count traveling and writing and actually practicing the jokes too.
Me too because when you see how hard he has worked for it, im at peace more with my own networth because i aint work 10% as hard as Tosh
@@zoltanzukaly7231 Also the risk factor. The vast majority of standup comics will be grinding forever and won't make it "big".
I love your mother.
Honestly the money talk, lack of celebrites, and short runtime make this the most interesting podcast in my feed. It makes up for the full screen frame and the audio issues.
People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs. They DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true.
"My kids, that is..."
Incredibly necessary addendum.
This guy sounds exactly like Bob from ‘Bob’s Burgers’
Thank you for this. I couldn't pin it.
YES, Archer
I came here to say this exactly
I thought the same exact thing
H Jon Benjamin
I worked in student activities at SCAD in Savannah while I was a student from 2003-06. We booked you in for a show and took you to dinner afterward (to the fanciest TGI Fridays in town).
I’m pretty sure we paid a couple thousand dollars, and you couldn’t have been funnier on stage or nicer off stage.
Definitely made a lot of fans for life that night, including this one of 20 years.
Flash forward, I now work in Atlanta with someone that was a PA on Tosh.0, and she has the same great feedback on you: hysterically funny, incredibly nice.
Glad for all your success and that you’re the same good guy to people that work with you. (And glad that you’re pulling in a little more than a couple grand a show.)
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Born and raised!
Go bees :)
Thank you for sharing. I started watching Tosh around 2002/2003 when his first bits on Comedy Central we're popping up and I swore to everyone he was the funniest man alive and made them watch his stuff. I recorded it on VHS if that says anything lmao. But you always hope your heroes are actually good people and I always hear Daniel is top class, and love hearing more and more testimonial from people who've met or worked with him in the past.
tosh is solidified as my favorite now. he such a good preofessional jerk but hes actually a really decent person. i vibe with him on everything except bank accounts
If Andy isn't already a voice actor he needs to be. That mans voice was beautiful and full of joy
He can be a fill-in for the guy who does the voice of Archer and Bob Belcher!
Yeah, he does sound quite a bit like H. Jon Benjamin
He's no Goober Gotfired
I 100% thought he was Bob's Burgers 😅
Keep showing the numbers. I am an addict.
Also, good job booking Chris Parnell for an interview. Underrated voice actor.
“He still owes me. I’m sure he’ll make right” 😂😂😂😂
TOSH DON'T CHANGE A DAMN THING!! Tosh does whatever he wants and I love every bit of it!! He couldn't care less about our "tips" or "advice" on how HIS show should be. Let the man do what he does best!
"couldn't care less"
Simp
@@indetrucks correct.
People are fucking weird why does it matter what he does
Out here sounding like Cujo.
Thank you for being so authentic and so transparent. You absolutely deserve leather-lined drawers, fuck the haters. And I LOVED hearing your numbers from the old days. You are so fun to listen to.
Daniel loooks like a beautiful bird. 🦜
Tosh coming with receipts for how long it took him to make it 😂 good shit
Podcast listeners only hearing Daniel interview Coach McGuirk from Home Movies
Haha I clicked to watch this and was only listening at first and had to do a double take, is that Bob Belcher? Its an uncanny resemblance.
I can’t unhear it now lol
37:57
He'd say some shit like this, definitely.
i got the tattoo of the cows head cause i love that cheese... i love that cheese Brandon
Came here to say he sounds like voice actor H. Jon Benjamin! He does Archer too!
This is especially hilarious to me because when I first saw Daniel in Seattle some heckler yelled out "how much is in your bank account?" .. it was strange and confusing.. but Daniel immediately said, "wtf what kind of question even is that?" .. the dude yelled back "ballpark".. lol.. Daniel goes "ballpark? Why would I even know that? I don't know. But I know this... my life gets better when yours ends" ... lol place explodes. Anyhow, that dude would have loved this episode with all the $$$ info. Please come back to Seattle!
this is fucking awesome🤣🤣 please seattle desperately needs to laugh
Hearing Daniel go through his calendar is hilarious to me, because I was in my moms womb a few months away from being born. 😂
It is wild that 1998 is 26 years ago. Because of the turn of the century it just doesn’t seem as obvious as 2000 to 2026
Love how Daniel clarified "MY KIDS" when he was talking about "having a plane full of kids". Got to clarify these days!🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Once they are inside, they are his lol
Danny pulling out the calendar like he's Brett Kavanaugh.
My favorite part of this show that you do is the peek behind the curtain we get into your life. I don’t care what you pay for something because I know you get good money for what you do. You’re one of the best and you deserve every cent 🙌🏻
one thing ive always noticed at the end; carl sits so peacefully on the seat at the table. such a good boy!!
Daniel, keep keeping it real.
Keep, keeping it real. Love that sentence.
How about that 14 minute intro/deep dive into dates and places?
I saw the time for this episode and thought this is a long one, the guest must have a lot to say. Then 10 minutes into reading a calendar, I realized why it was so long
All the social awareness of a Midwest boomer housewife telling you about her grandkids.
Found it very relaxing
tl/dw.
How about that?
I appreciate that you are so candid about your life, both relationship and finances. I recognize your privilege and I also recognize that is YOUR privilege. It was YOUR hard work and good fortune that got you to place of being able to have and spend what and how you do. Money is such a taboo subject in America and I honestly think that the hush-hush nature of finances is a a big part of the problem people face when it comes to money. Demystify what shouldn't be a mystery to begin with. Screw the haters, keep spittin' that truth.
“My kids” nearly choked me while I was eating 🤣🤣👍🏾 man is just funny period.
I do find the real numbers and struggle through the come up. As a massive fan of comedy it really paints a clearer picture into just what people grind through at the start.
I actually like finding out the numbers! Learning about where you started keeps you relatable, as you’ve always been!
Wow. I saw you around 2000 or so at the Comedy Works in Denver. I think it was one of those deals where they called me and said "Congratulations! You won a free comedy party for up to 30 people. 1 drink minimum". You were funny as hell back then and are still funny as hell. Watching you read your calendar from back then made me realize how hard you worked your ass off over the years to become one of the greatest. Maybe one of the greatest ever. I am funny in small groups. I make my friends laugh and I've always mused about getting on stage. Now I realize that I don't have the BALLS to be a comedian. That's the difference between you and the unwashed masses that can't pay 6 figures for an air stream or pay "new driveway money" to get our drawers lined. I've seen you a couple of times live since 2000 and you've always delivered. Thank you for making me laugh.
That was the quickest 52 mins ever. Love it.
Watched Tosh’s standup show this weekend. Eddie killed it as the opening act!
Live or stream?
Where?
I was there too! it was such a funny stand up!
@@Dirty_mike_and_dem_boys live
@@nunyab8003 Hollywood Dolby Theater
This intro was SO COOL
Dude I love the schedule!!
Shows the beauty of the journey , you help so many people by showing this!!
I honestly love the numbers. It puts it all into perspective
Damn. This dude just keeps giving us great episodes week after week.
The concept of Cosby and Hannibal touring together is a pretty funny idea.
Hope I catch that tour. 😅
I AINT EVA GUNNA STOP WATCHING TOSH SHOW! Hootieee hoooooo!
was looking for this comment! hootie hooooo
Tosh show for sho
Ur not montgomery
"Nothing's haunted and the Comedy Store is just dirty" belongs on a T-shirt. Sold at the Store's gift shop.
I appreciate the real numbers Tosh
I do appreciate you showing the grind of the up an coming road comic...
These numbers in the beginning are great, it’s motivating to hear. I’m currently out of work and not trying to pursue comedy, but essentially starting over at 36…just gotta keep on keeping on and hard work will pay off one way or another. Thanks
Love the "palsy hands" is classical music line. Great interview ( as always) The hiking story where you crap your pants and Andy goes into near diabetic shock was hilarious.
With minimal modification this guy could take over John Benjamin's voice acting roles.
Dude sounds like bob from bobs burgers.
H. Jon Benjamin! I said the same thing lol
I was gonna say sounds like Mitch the can from wet hot American Summer
That's what it is. Sounded so familiar!
What I thought the whole episode lol
Archer lol
It's relative and proportional.
I'm from Tampa. Parents paid 40k for the house (45 years ago). You earned it all.
Thanks for still entertaining us Tosh!
Thanks for sharing, luv the behind the scenes. You are an amazing human ❤
My favorite straight podcaster
Do you do foot massage?
@@noncog1 not anymore. Money wasn’t adding up
I think it’s awesome Tosh gives us an inside look at his family and financial life. Tosh is a very private person and doesn’t do interviews, so this is all we get. I appreciate it.
I love how Daniel is letting us into his world and see how it works. Daniel is so down to earth.
Absolutely astounded that in January of 2000, 2 eventual comedy legends appeared together at a strip mall, somewhere between Jean's Electrolysis and the Discount Hitch store. Fucking wild!
I like playing this podcast on loop in the office because it’s just weird enough to wake up the daydreamers and just boring enough to make sure they keep working and don’t actually watch it. Keep it coming.
Exactly what im currently experiencing lol zoning in for 5 minutes tuning out for 15 it just works
Sooo true 😂
side note, average gallon of gas in 1998 was $1.04😎😎
What I’d do to be able to fill my RAM up for $25.
Minimum wage was $5 an hour too
@@cjboyer4355you wanna live that RAM life, you gonna pay for it
@@Max-zg2ci it’s still just $7.25 lmao
Yeah 50% pay increase to 300%+ inflation isn't helping anyone
Love the early standup stuff- you gotta share more Dave Attell and Doug Stanhope stories.
I love the honesty about cost! No one in this industry has ever been this honest about money & I find it very interesting! Obviously, normal people with normal jobs don't make a ton of money, but if we did, we'd be spending just as much. People are dumb.
Not one question about voicing Archer? NOT ONE?!
It's more Bob than Sterling
They have to be related somehow. That voice is 90% dead on.
Because he didn't lol.
H. Jon Benjamin was the voice of Archer and is Bob.
@verakoo6187 - I think OP was making a joke.
Splooooosh!
All I hear is Bob from Bobs Burgers lol sounds just like him
I thought I was the only one 😂
I thoroughly enjoy the numbers and the long calendar read, love all your words
We the people kindly request a full episode with Carl
Thanks for keeping it 100 tosh, love the new show
I love the format and the guest choices are incredible
incredible sweater this week
Fucking love this pod so much! Daniels sarcasm is what I aspire to have
I have it but when you're poor and act like Daniel everyone calls me a douchebag 😢
@@chewlookingat197that's cause there's a difference.....you probably are acting like douchebag
Always share the numbers Danny, live your truth❤
If you close your eyes, Daniel is actually interviewing H. Jon Benjamin
To audio only listeners, his guest is totally H. Jon Benjamin
Thanks for the real numbers, Silver Spoon Dan.
I heard that number that it cost Daniel to line his drawers.....and i just thought, "wow, thats a lot" and kept driving.
Bc you’re a healthy person
I love this episode the most. Thanks for sharing your early days with us. 😆
love all the gigs and stuff at the start hope you keep it up.
Man . I wanted to hear the rest of the timeline! Loved the tour dates and numbers.
Love the price is right pay segment!
I love how genuine Tosh’s reaction was when Andy brought up the candle, you can tell they are good friends!
Oooh, congrats on functional audio for a podcast!
How much did that cost?
Best show to listen to while driving up the hill to snowboard.
I had to turn on the video just to confirm this wasn’t H. Jon Benjamin doing a character.
I love the transparency. You were transparent about the money, the eggs and the opinion you had about your son's bedtime story. 😂
Tosh! I finally got to see you live at the Dolby Theater for the first time this past Saturday and man what a treat it was. I was able to score second row seats with my girlfriend (I had a green hoodie on with flowers), but I doubt you saw us haha. You did absolutely amazing and had us dying the entire time! And Eddie, you also did amazing! Your stand up had us cracking up as well, and man I hope to see you both live again some time soon. Much love!
We love the culture ya provide Tosh! We missed ya!
Tell us the numbers! Shut up if you’re boggled by the number..
"bag of hard boiled eggs" - Sorry, but that is a great joke 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Love it and love the read of old shows
WE LOVE THE NUMBERS
Love this show!! I listen every Tuesday morning and do all my prep work done 😂😂
I love the real numbers, as well. I'm loving the show, just how it is! ❤ If I had that kind of cash, I'd be doing some high end stuff, because I could. 😊
I think its dope the visibility and honesty you have. I doubt you really care about the haters. I didnt know you opened for Dave and Lewis black. Man I would of loved to of seen that.
I love how the comment section on these videos are always overwhelming positive. You never see that on the internet these days
You do on the AIDS list
Tosh show 4 show pprprrrrrrrtttttttt
Cool pod! Great job team ToshShow
Tosh I just wanted to say that I take Tuesdays off and settling down to your show at night while having a drink is something I look forward to every week, Thanks for doing this and you’ve quickly climbed the ranks of my favorite podcasts, and I listen to A LOT of podcasts
I'm waiting for the comments "But Daniel, $500 dollars in 2000 is closer to $1,000 dollars today"
Yeah, but 1,000 today pre taxes and without benefits isn't anything special
400 bucks for 2.5-5 hours of work, in 98, is pretty damn good. Even if he was working full time for it, $400 for a week was a lot back then
@Yixdy then you account for travel and board....
Well I’m glad Houston wasn’t the only place where a fight broke out. I was honestly embarrassed. How do you even fight at a comedy show. It’s a fucking comedy show. Tosh handle it so well and by that he was making fun of the situation. I forgot what he said but I was rolling.
Loved the start of this - hearing about the very real grind that goes on before the results. What a perfect reality check. Thanks Mr Tosh, I really found that motivating. Boom.
Sweet! three word combo on the most Florida's sentence ever "Comedy Traffic School"
My fourth (or maybe sixth) favorite podcast. I only wish they'd make the borders larger.
I wish production would increase the border slightly each episode
“”Now I have JETS, tour BUSES full of dogs and kids, (MY KIDS…THATS IT).. “ lmao
You're worth it, Tosh. Don't apologize! I just spent more than I usually would for a nice pink top to wear to your show in Detroit in June- in the 2nd row!
Not gonna lie, the child stories at the end are my favorite part of the podcast. Kids are so weird. Haha
Tosh made made more money opening in 1999 than Theo Von pays his openers now
Bold faced lie, sir. Without evidence, you are definitely looking for clicks.
Regardless of the disparity, it's like saying hollywood actors made more in the 90's. They did. Deal with it. What is your point?
And why call out a single human who knowingly pays more than most?
State your facts or forever be a liar looking for clicks.
116 subscribers... :D:D:D: HAHAHAHHAA.... oh u devil. F* off hahahaha
@@dc4825it’s kinda been leaked Theo only pays $100 to his openers for theater shows which is insane! No one has flat out said his name but you follow the bread crumbs it all leads back to the rat king.
Sounds like his opener needs to get good lol hey they can't all be a Bert or tom
Keep it 100 Tosh. Love this show
13 minutes of reading a Calendar - only Tosh could pull this off xD
Tosh comes from humble beginnings. 🙏
I actually really enjoyed the 14 minute dates and pay it gives a very realistic view of things
As a conservative leaning watcher i appreciate your boot straps pulled all the way up and celebrate your success. No pocket watching here, but hearing the numbers and seeing the long road to success is cool.