My Roblox baby and I abused admin commands...
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- čas přidán 10. 12. 2020
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Today Temprist is my child and I am his loving father and we play Roblox adopt and raise a baby or somethin and yeah fun stuff happens - Hry
*"mom house"*
'mom house'
Ugly mom house from rap battles
@@mushroom7001 yeEs
Ok cool
👁👄👁
i love how albert just gaslights the child into thinking he is evil
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss
@lovley.sinala I got that reference!
"sillylilly your phone's broken"
Gaslighting doesnt exist, you're just crazy
@@Cobramid your right it does not exist how could i have thought that
9:16
"you have niceness deep in your heart.."
Andre: "AND YOU HAVE A BULLET DEEP IN YOUR SKULL."
@Gratty Mc Ratty 🐀🐁 idk you but imma sub to you bc of your username
@Party_Cat_I subbed to u
Hey pal!👋👋, listen friendo, when I saw your comment, I started immediately touching myself, hope I can touch you next. Over and out!🙂
who the fuck is that
@@cantpostwithaface:/
i like how Albert can say “Let me get the gun ready” without any consequences
Ong man
Ikrr
POV: Tags: 😆👋
him in an American school:
“What up?”
“Shut up.”
Those are words of kindness 😭🤍
Those are the ways of kindness, young child.
Right❤️
Get a brain that isn’t even kind
Edit: Hey!!! People don’t know what going along with a joke is, Nice!!
@@Kayjay5939 Go get a brain its a joke.
XD
Most parents: You got a bad grade, give me your phone
Albert: *you have lost limb privileges*
lol this video is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo crInge
Congrats you made it down this sarcasm line
Me as a parent "Your free trial of living has ended."
@@bobbicamarata793 lol
@@donutgirl5668 lol
Lsoosoos
“Stop following me.”
*”stop shooting us”*
9:07
Prototype regretelevator
"Mom house" perfectly radiates "BYE HOUSE.. 😭😭"
What
@@Mouni-pg1fnthat was something from one of his old vids
"Where my family there completely gone"
*Gets an ad of people laughing*
Uhhhh haha?
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wait did u got a add to
Same lol
@@cdneko8382 ok
When the word kindness is censored: THERE IS NO KINDNESS IN HIS HEART
What kind of child that
I love Axolotl's
@@brynnylovessubs9210 Lol
Dont read my Profile Picture :)
Ok
yesterday I saw it was 1 year ago, it's now 2 years ago. Time flies so fast.
yes because you watched it a day later and that day was the anniversary of this video
@@eliza._c yeah
@@eliza._c it was a joke
@@amber85846 but, jokes are supposed to be funny?
@@jOuRnEyDrEaMzZ 🤓🤓
2:18 when he said "w" I really felt that man😔
So heartwarming 😢😢😔😔😭😭😭😭
@@LizzysCake4u_so heart”W”arming😔😔😔😔
Albert: **calls Temprest ‘temp’**
*[EVERYONE LIKED THAT]*
Yes
RYAN STARTED THE FIRE
Correct!
Huh?
@@reezardramen6455 Jim did it
“Can you stop being on fire?”
*OK*
Hk
Mkkkk
Y'know just deal with it lol
Lmao
If fire is on you, just say no.
The fire cant go on you/kill you without consent.
2 years later still good content
3
2
@@texty5533 no it's 3 because new years is near so it counts as 3
Dominos
agreed
temprist saying "hi paige" is probably the most wholesome thing ive seen today
Hey Albert, do an admin video where you make a therapy "store" then ask ppl their worst fears and make them come true
you copied that from me.
@@TTTPigJRR I posted it from another video I commented this on, so like wdym?
@@TTTPigJRR even if I copied it from you I'm just spreading the word,
@@sfsrockets3512 If you actually copied them, you could say “I got this idea from someone else.” Might make it a little better.
"I'm depressed"
"It's not my fault your depressed"
Temprist when albert has a winning smile: Stop,this is not okay.
Also Temprist: *wearing a winning smile*
I JUST NOTICED THAT- HAHAHA
HAHAJAJ
HAHAHAHA
Hi albert
“HAHAHAHHA”
Bruh
Temprist saying "Hi Paige" is adorable
Albert: "this is too much footage for Paige"
Temprist: "Hi Paige :D "
Temprist: the hot babe
Albert: the hot farmer that everybody likes
Bruh
Now thats albert
HAHAHHAHA
Yes
Omg yes
They are such good friends Albert calls Temperist “Temp”
*T E M E R I S T*
Temperature
More like temporary friend
ok
Tiny temprist, temprist tiny
I always love it when Albert plays with Temprist. My fav duo~
Same but why did u add the ~ at the end?
@@Mouni-pg1fndoes it matter that much?
@@Maia_131not really
M O M H O U S E
🗣️🔥
“What up” “Shut up”
-Albert 2020
oo I like ur pfp-
@@raestarr42 weebs assemble
@@zaafirahanaa9434 yes. everybody line up.
@@raestarr42 hello
hello deku 🦵🏼🤠🦵🏼
can we talk about how cute temprist’s laugh is
no we can’t
It's not very cute
𝗬𝗲𝘀.
We.
Can.
@@friendlydragon4664 what did u say?
@@teele1 That it's not cute
7:44 that got dark...
1:29 “yeah she’s been locked it”
“Can you stop being on fire for one second”-Albert
Ok :(
W
"I'm just going to lock him in the house and destroy it."
Alternate title: Pink seagull man commits war crimes
Also alternate title:pink pigeon commits arson with alien from another world
another alternate title: crow covered in pink paint on stilts and his friend from chernobyl and alabama commit chaos
another alternate title: pink animal with backward knees and wings who usually stand on one leg and his yellow simpson friend annoy roblox noobs
I like the last one the middle one seems like it lost buget
@@BasiI_ I like this one sounds like a news report
0:36 three years ago when you used the voice thing to spell something it would always be capitalized for some reason, that’s why albert.
5:52 "it was a bad idea explosive diarrhea" 💀
BASIL ABUSE
There is this group called "The Winning Smile Supremacy" I think you should check it out.
I watch ur videos Also u sucks
JK
The winning smile Supremacy
Oh god
idk before looking at this im thinking hes just advertising his group but ill check
There's absolutely nothing on that group, all that there is is people spamming 'winning smile' in the chat, there's about 12 or so people, and no games, no nothing, why are you telling flamingo to check this out?
"This is my child get away before I Report you!"
*Walks away slowly*
ok?
@@KeerstinWeikel. ok?
Ruined the 66 likes
What did keerstin say that made people mad?
@@KeerstinWeikel. ok?
Temprist saying "hi paige" is like a little brothers friend saying hi to the big sister
I loved it when temprist said “hi Paige 😊” at the end it’s so cute
“Your not cute, you have the winning smile!”- Albert
Winning smile: what did I ever do to hurt you
being ugly
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o jesus christ stop spamming
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o no
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o bot
Good job! You got a scam bot!
Andre: "stop following me"
Albert: "stop shooting us"
😭😭😭😭
Shut up Albert si not crying
@@cedricjamestabusares9417 no lol who said he was crying get a brain 2yr
@@cedricjamestabusares9417 he’s not crying 💀
@@cedricjamestabusares9417 THATS DYING OF LAUGHTER-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Albert is the best to make us laugh with his admin command videos! Love it
Albert has the perfect amount of dark humor
"Tiny toe baby"
Perfect for toe replacement.
Hes winning
Pickle baby in my tummy
If he's on the toilet when the house collapse you gotta get a T-Rex to eat him and remake that Jurassic Park Scene
Lol
I love jurassic park
Lawyer dude, Genaro.. or I think that’s what his name was.
@@suika597 same
I couldnt get it to work so I just went back to using - opcodes . top
Tbh this is one of the best Temp and Albert video
"YOU WILL BURN FOR WHAT YOU DID CHILD" 😂
0:32 I love how albert quickly turning from normal voice to becoming "What an idiot" voice
Nobody:
Albert: *using winning smile*
junkbots: *planning revenge*
I like how there is still junkbots from the raid
@@bababooey3333 really?
@@bababooey3333 fr??
@@wolfgangamadeusmozart6920 yeah I've been seeing some junkbots and my friends were still junkbots
@@alfonsamani8933 yeah I've been seeing alot
Bad child bad child bad child bad child bad child got me 😂
Mom house 🪱🪱🪱
“You’re getting adopted”
Yes
“You ate your brother”
Oh
I ate the whole thing
“You ate me brother”
Ok
"You"
@@BeenInJailForADecade7335 "Thore"
@The awkward Gurl
*I ate the hol thing
Cannibalism
Later on .
I’m a bad child :D
The Winning Smile Infection: Coming To Theaters When COVID Is Over
Nice
Covid will never end
So true
YES :)
Omg please no
why is temprist so adorable like the way he said “hai Paige :D!”
Most parents: Got a bad grade? Give
Me your phone!
Flamingo: *you have lost limb privileges*
7:29
*The face that will haunt me forever*
Mr Yes
*s t o n k s*
l o l
It will haunt my soul
more like.. a winning smile
Temprist: You have niceness deep in your heart
Andre: Well you have a bullet deep in your heart
Whos Andre?
@@noobplayz2062 7:44 , ‘Andre, nice to people’ is what they meant
and the joke- is he wasn’t nice and shot everyone ✨🐸
oh and here’s where the comment took place: 9:09
@@noobplayz2062 did u even saw the video
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Turkey
as someone who plays these games often, I wonder if I'll ever run into albert on there
Temp and Albert make such a chaotic duo
flamingo: my baby is saying his first words!
temp rust: g-g-g-gun!
flamingo: I raised you well son
T E M P R U S T
@Xx Bacon Soul xX LMAO
@Xx Bacon Soul xX lol
temp *R U S T*
@Xx Bacon Soul xX lol
This adopt and raise a cute baby map brings back memories.
Bad memories
Nah good ones
Ikr 😔✋
Online Dating
yess
Dude: Omg my moms a hacker!
Albert: (admin)
“Can you not be on fire for like one second” I laughed so loud my mom yelled at me 👍🏽
9:02 the winning smile of how many souls he's won
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Credits go to Ian brennan, Copy paste this so albert will see..Hey Albert, do an admin video where you make a therapy “store” and ask them what their biggest fear is then make it come to life.
@@OrbitalGambit I'll literally copy paste this
@@sfsrockets3512 and not give credits
lol
“Give me a good reason to not kill this baby”
Me: *flashbacks to Jenny*
@Yousef Mansour same
@Yousef Mansour same
@Yousef Mansour same
@Yousef Mansour same
@Yousef Mansour same
When ever Flamingo and Temprist do admin videos together it always makes my day😊
10:12
Albert not having any threats is strange. I’m not sure this is the same Albert.
2:33 why is the "hi" SO CUTEEEE
ᴴᶦ
I agree
Dont read my Profile Picture :)
@@dont6439 ok ok
@@dont6439 never wanted to
"Die, child!"
Albert's signature quote.
Winning Smile
M
No, we all know its "E".
''just stop being on fire'' i mean come on its so easy just stop being on fireeeee
9:20 you get sentenced to prison and the guards start dancing in front of you 😂
“Devil demon boy bodyguard woah dude”
Me: that’s 2018 for ya
Noobs to this day neglect to put commas within their already pathetic bios
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand welcome to 2020. this sucks even more.
"Mom House"
Little Jimmy's last words before having spicy diarrhea.
Painfully accurate
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈEEÈÈÈÈÈĔ
E
Fire disarray
*House burns down*
My reaction: "Mom House"
7:03 “there is a bad child hacker” that was my favorite part
“You just ate a human”
“Oh, I ate The Whole thing”
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o stop
Like srrsly
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o PEEPEE POOPOO
LOLLL
Ok
Albert: “The clash between the two boys”
ah yes
Ah yes
@justaclowncracker
Yes
" i had the whole thing" that line had me dead
The baby: “i will go away” *stares into the fire*
*Roblox is actually the best game of all time*
The Last of Us 2 robbed them of so many different awards. Smh, like sound design for example.
agreed
Hey i think minecraft cause you know its most og and brings the best memories and overall great game but roblox probably like number 2
Agree
Not really the best game of all time but it’s still a good game
winning smile people: *Ok*
WINNING SMILE RAID!!
@@thatjojogamer6102 yes
This reminds me of roleplays I do knowing what I’m going do but waiting or not doing it
I want more epic baby roleplays
10:33 Idk why but when Temprist said “Hi Paige!” It warmed my heart. (hopefully I didn’t get her name wrong)
Sameee
Credits go to Ian brennan, Copy paste this so albert will see..Hey Albert, do an admin video where you make a therapy “store” and ask them what their biggest fear is then make it come to life.
@rweduh he’s done way worse stuff than that lmao
@rweduh smaller things he couldnt really work with he would probably cut out and if they had a fear of the dark he could make it dark and spawn demons and jumpscares
Hello
read more…
One time, the word “me” was censored, bruh
It is annoying
And still is.
Wait until this happens. ###. ###. O N E
we can say kill but we cant say 3
one time the word ok was censored
The fact that Roblox has not banned any of these people, shows that they are Roblox gods…
Albert is the definition of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
ALL JOKES ASIDE, y'all see this 7:38? PAIGE IS SO PRETTYYYY 🥺
Temprist: "you have niceness deep in your heart"
Andre: "and you soon will have bullets in yours"
Can someone tell me what
Korekiyo Shinguji said?
@@PhantomOfficial07 same
@@PhantomOfficial07 he said who’s andre
@@shadowruby8208 Can you tell me what you said so it makes sense?
@@PhantomOfficial07 he said “who’s Andre”
It was so funny when Andrew was sitting everywhere and people was running like there was a shoot out at the hood
Hey albert, you should build a therapy building and when people talk about their problems you should make their fears come true
"What up?"
"Shut up"
Top 10 most kind words said by world leaders
HAHAHAHAHAA
E
E
Shut your up
E
The kid: *has fire following them*
Flamingo: “iTs ThE sPiCy DiArEa”
diarrhoea demon
* *listens to lil uzi vert* * that’s probably one of my favorite things I’ve heard Albert say
"that's the spicy diarrhea" 💀 -Albert
"Winning wearing smile"
-From Albert Spencer Aretz 2020
That was a few videos ago
E
YOU KNOW HIS MIDDLES NAME?!! I thought it was Albert cleetus Aretz
@@chrispadgett1491 its spencer
E
“Reads video tittle”
Everyone: *since when Albert had a child?*
Y E S
Since forever
hi
Cleetus has been pregnant forever, I guess one of the babies finally came out
@@xamnade ooOooooooOo
Let's be honest that Albert and temprist could make every video funny
“You have lost limb privileges” got me so hard 😂😂😂😂
"what up"
Albert : "shut up"
...
DR SEUSS????? :0
:0
:0000000
:/
@@mushroom7001 ://
Albert: S H U T U P
“This is my child get away before I report you!”
😂
It’s both stupid and funny at the same time 🤣
And it only took her 2 minutes to type that out!
😛
Karen in roblox.
parents: You failed your test ur grounded
albert: you do not have permission to live anymore *STAB*
parents: OWWWWWWWWIE
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 is my favorite quote on this channel