and he only swiped on like 3 profiles before he got a match lol... who tf even decides based on the writing? He should be swiping at super speed based on if shes doable or not
Skits are definitely easier. They're generally shorter, they can be recorded and edited in one day usually, and even though I have to be more creative, I can still write the scripts faster. With educational videos there's a lot of animations and fact checking/research to make sure everything is accurate. There are many times where I'll export a video on the main channel and then realize some part of it may be wrong and I have to go back into research mode. Gotta say it's nice not having to do that on the skits.
He made the right choice. Never try to convince anybody to use plan B instead of a condom. There are a whole a lot of reasons why it ain't called plan A.
@@frankline9717 Plan B tends to make the person who takes it really sick so if you want to add a pill for extra protection every time you have sex regular BC pills are better. Plan B is more for one-off emergencies like if your condom breaks.
Zach you have to push this channel on your main channel. You maybe think that's cringy but trust me it's worth for all of your subscribers there that can discover these skits!!
Because we are the nerds who would get it. That was a joke tailor made for his main audience. Most of the other jokes, not ultra nerdy people would get it.
Did you really go out to buy condoms, cough drops and a pair of swimming goggles to film this video??? Cashier: "Here's your rape kit, that'll be $9 and 68 cents."
This is quality content. I would have guessed this had 250k views. Very surprised when I saw 12k. But this was recommended to me, so I'm sure youtube is waiting for the right moment in 0-4 years to blast this video.
“Dude if cute and vegan is your thing, then buy a rabbit” one of the 1 trillion well written lines in this skit 😂😂😂
Even though I read this, hearing it when the video played made me crack up
it's actually too good XDD
Well ACTUALLY some rabbits do eat their offspring :-P
So if we want to be acurate they are "mostly-vegan".
Spot on
Me, who likes Rabbit Girls: "I see this as an absolute win"
"If you want to get in her, you have to pay for dinner"
- Mahatma Gandhi 1941
I'm sure Gandhi dies in 1948...
😂😂
@@BrainDamageNeko he said that in 41
I think Gandhi died right after he said this statement. 😂
More like one of those new Oogway memes lmao
"Swipe your thumb so hard left it votes democrate" xD
"Democrate"
That made me w h e e z e
the joke would even work if democrats where actually left
@@toniokettner4821 Everybody wishes that the democrats were actually left.
@@tejashdasgupta1840 everyone wished the democrats left
There were a lot of really well-written lines in this. 10/10. Hopefully this video doesn't get brought up at your next interview.
My next interview will be because of this video.
@@ZachStarHimself Hot
You mean hopefully it does because this is a masterpiece
“Like Einstein said, god plays dice with the universe.”
“That was so incorrect it physically hurt.”
But damn it was genius
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That line was god incarnate
Hahaha
Morgan elis approved
The fact that he got a match that quickly, and it wasn't a bot, was the best joke in the whole video.
and he only swiped on like 3 profiles before he got a match lol... who tf even decides based on the writing? He should be swiping at super speed based on if shes doable or not
„If cute and vegan are your thing buy a rabbit“ I am dead
i swear this killed me too
"Are you high, drunk and constipated"
LMAO xD This is my new catchphrase.
Ahh Hammer
I'll say that to my friends from now on.
Zack should direct the next matrix movie
Still waiting on Keanu to respond to my text.
@@ZachStarHimself don't worry mate ur gonna get that job hands down
69 Likes *NICE*
No. 3 were 2 too many.
@@IndigoGollum 4th one is legit coming out this year lol
"With a vegan it's like playing that game on HARD mode, which you won't be because she doenst eat MEAT" 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 best fking line
“Won’t feel as good but will feel a hell of a lot better than those child support checks”
😭🤣☠️
4:01 "She might have a sore throat too if you know what I mean" best line
yeah best line if you're 9 years old
darkarchon dude it was an amazing line lmao
I can't imagine thinking about or-l s-x at age 9 wtf
Is engineering, maths and physics videos or skits easier to make?
I’d guess skits cuz no animations or anything
Skits are definitely easier. They're generally shorter, they can be recorded and edited in one day usually, and even though I have to be more creative, I can still write the scripts faster. With educational videos there's a lot of animations and fact checking/research to make sure everything is accurate. There are many times where I'll export a video on the main channel and then realize some part of it may be wrong and I have to go back into research mode. Gotta say it's nice not having to do that on the skits.
nice :^)
im starting to suspect that you're the one who dated with zach after this jmmmmmm
@@miguelangelquicenohincapie2768 :^)
169 likes noice
This channel is just a blessing, really.
that "snort a line of a John Mayer song?" is so expertly written, its scary rofl 😂😂😂💀💀💀
He made the right choice. Never try to convince anybody to use plan B instead of a condom.
There are a whole a lot of reasons why it ain't called plan A.
Condom + spermicide + pulling out to be safe (while wearing yer raincoat of course) + a plan B on the side is prolly the best course of action
@@frankline9717
Plan B tends to make the person who takes it really sick so if you want to add a pill for extra protection every time you have sex regular BC pills are better.
Plan B is more for one-off emergencies like if your condom breaks.
"gotta swipe so hard that you will vote democrat" 😂
gotta says this is exactly my type of humor lol
Dude don’t stop posting these videos please even if they don’t do as well as ur main channel. These really make my day every time
Snort a line of a John Mayer song?💀💀😹
The trailer for the Matrix remake is not what I was expecting, but this new creative direction is giving a lot of insight that wasn't in the original.
I didn't really understand the purpose of the Matrix framing, but damn that had some funny lines
Redpilling
"After this date,
If you wanna mate,
You're gonna have
To pay for her plate" - *Gandi*
This sketch makes me feel like he came up with the Matrix stuff after he already finished a sketch on Tinder.
"snort a line of a john meyer song" magnifique
Zach you have to push this channel on your main channel. You maybe think that's cringy but trust me it's worth for all of your subscribers there that can discover these skits!!
"Are you drunk, high, and constipated?" I found a new favorite phrase
“That was so incorrect it physically hurt me” is the most relatable line here
I can’t wait for this channel to grow bigger than main channel.
“That was so incorrect it physically hurt me”😂
This is definitely the funniest CZcams video I've seen in recent memory
“She might have a sore throat if you know what I mean” lmao
that rabbit joke killed me
Man out of everything, why did I laugh the hardest in the Einstein dice joke
Because we are the nerds who would get it. That was a joke tailor made for his main audience. Most of the other jokes, not ultra nerdy people would get it.
Wow these are very high quality skits man keep it up!
3:30 “It’s like what Einstein once said, God plays dice with the universe” yeah the following remark is well deserved.
Dude the camera work is incredibles you even got the shot where both hands are reflected in the glasses. Brilliant!
Absolutely love these🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽, amazing skits as always, keep up the amazing work 🥰
After u done a engineering major
Simply the best! Love you Zack. Keep going!
I think this is Zach’s Magnum Opus. Every line is absolutely Perfect.
😂😂 zach is doing a great job on this skits!
I wish I had the sunglasses version by my side 24/7! He gives the best advice I've ever heard!
Literally the most underrated channel on youtube.
I think you found your calling XD
Did you really go out to buy condoms, cough drops and a pair of swimming goggles to film this video???
Cashier: "Here's your rape kit, that'll be $9 and 68 cents."
Dude.... you have great content.... you earned my sub
Wow I'm impressed that the quality of your vids on this channel are the same if not higher then your main channel. Keep up the great work👍
This is actually really funny, made my day for sure!
This channel deserves more attentions!
This full full of nice lines with perfect deliveries back to back, could fit 5 SNL sketches in this!
Why couldn't I have found this second channel at the start of quarantine
This channel deserves more subs
This feels like a prequel to what guys think on a tinder date
"Dude, swipe your thumb so hard left it votes democrat." has now been permanently etched in to my one liner catalogue.
"Snort a line of a John Mayer song". Brilliant 👏
Had me laughing my ass 15 seconds in with that *Game change thunder* !!
Your writing is really good 😂! Kind of reminds me of Community. “Getting live snapchats with your eyes” lmaooo
Zach you're really funny 😅! Keep this up.
Hilarious. You both are a total 10!
Zach Star, a comedian haha.
you're so different compared from the previous one haha
that's a good thing
This guy is so funny he needs to be much more known
“Dude, if cute and vegan is your thing, then buy a rabbit.” 💀💀💀
i think I have fallen in love with this channel
This guy is comedic gold
This is quality content. I would have guessed this had 250k views. Very surprised when I saw 12k. But this was recommended to me, so I'm sure youtube is waiting for the right moment in 0-4 years to blast this video.
It has 127k now, so making progress!
There are way too many good lines in here to list. I don’t know how you keep on making up this stuff man
Someone: "Zach Star has the best engineering and comedy channels on CZcams right now."
Me: "4:59"
Me: 5:11
I’ve waited hours
seeing this after the new matrix movie hits different
like your humor, great content
These comedy videos are awesome
Parabéns, gosto muito dos seus skits e esse é um dos melhores.
There were times some of the stuff you were saying reminded me of Barney from how I met your mother 😂
Hahaha i just realized he use swimming goggles
I got a tinder ad on this thanks
This is the best! I really am impressed with Zach's comedy. The cheesecake factory bit. 💀
Well, that went weirdly!
Did u just snort a line of some John mayor! I’m dead
I am soooo stealing that definition of a date XD
the best of its kind
Lmao , this is so good!
After three vids by you,
I'm subscribed to you too!
- Nelson Mandela
Overall Great vid I even laughed too. 11/10
Underrated YTer
I love this version of Neo.
best content on the internet
Great stuff
"If she smokes she pokes " True
This was awesome 👏 😂😂
that gandhi was a dark horse.
"You're gambling with your life"
Every Tinder vegan I talked to was fucking nuts
this is why vegans need their own tinder. It'll be called Vindr, as meat eaters don't gamble with nuts 😂😂😂
Dude the thunder effect
If only I had found this channel sooner
Same, the algorithm has finally started picking it up
This dude deserves a million subs
🤣🤣🤣 that was funny. Ironically I’m watching the matrix as I type this
Yes
This is still better than Matrix: resurrections.
It wasn't good?
Nice swimming goggles.