Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes

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    On Charlie Sheen's new cooking show; Winning Recipes, Charlie shows you how to cook using all of the power of a warlock.
    See the original at: www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb1...
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  • @xavierhuc2125
    @xavierhuc2125 Před 9 lety +142

    Charlie Sheen threatening a knife with another knife is one of the best thing ever .

  • @mpowe123
    @mpowe123 Před 4 lety +171

    This just proves how talented Charlie Sheen is. Sober or not, having a breakdown or not, he is funny.

  • @bolo2393
    @bolo2393 Před 2 lety +27

    Ten years later, and this is still easily one of the best things on CZcams.

    • @simontracey4160
      @simontracey4160 Před rokem

      Yep, I come here often and laugh every time. Charli did his job god bless him

  • @tessrusin
    @tessrusin Před 10 lety +306

    I wanna live like a Rockstar Vatican Assassin

    • @benjaminmendoza3339
      @benjaminmendoza3339 Před 9 lety

      ATREES #thetruth

    • @thekingofnorway3465
      @thekingofnorway3465 Před 9 lety +10

      Teresa Rusin the Vatican does not have assassins, if they want to shut someone up they just buy them ice cream and tell them if they talk, Jesus will kill their parents

    • @alfredolara1811
      @alfredolara1811 Před 9 lety

      Michael FMBenitez

  • @colinmackinnon696
    @colinmackinnon696 Před 10 lety +80

    "All green things must die"
    Thus saith the Sheen.

  • @Superintendent_ChaImers
    @Superintendent_ChaImers Před 9 lety +423

    Thumbs up if you would actually watch this as a series on Food Network.

    • @SpikePowers
      @SpikePowers Před 8 lety +2

      +Nunya Bidness I want this to happen soooo baaaadd

    • @nicolekosch4429
      @nicolekosch4429 Před 8 lety +2

      +Spike Powers XD He would be much better than some food network ppl that is for sure O_O ooohhh make him join Brown on Cut throat kitchen XD

    • @SpikePowers
      @SpikePowers Před 8 lety

      Nicole Kosch Loved him on Dr. Oz

    • @kseustis
      @kseustis Před 8 lety +1

      +Nunya Bidness uh, duh, yeah

    • @max4410
      @max4410 Před rokem

      People say the dumbest things for thumbs up.

  • @sagehokage357
    @sagehokage357 Před 10 lety +171

    'my body is a locked box of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility' nuff said
    Charlie for President

  • @gitsurfer27
    @gitsurfer27 Před 9 lety +95

    This is one of the greatest things ive ever seen, period.

  • @BossDoubloon30
    @BossDoubloon30 Před 9 lety +82

    I love how he can make fun of himself. Give the man that much credit, at least

  • @reostzombie13
    @reostzombie13 Před 10 lety +100

    Sheen taking a knife to the knife was the best part.

    • @billklinger9425
      @billklinger9425 Před rokem

      The taste of Charlie Sheen makes your soul to weep and forfeit... lmao! CLASSIC!!!

  • @DStash
    @DStash Před 9 lety +26

    Charlie Sheen has learned how to channel internet through himself.

  • @PageofLegend
    @PageofLegend Před 7 lety +27

    This is so awesome, his ridiculous confidence is hilarious!

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions Před 8 lety +72

    This is so funny now because of the circumstances

    • @briangenthner5500
      @briangenthner5500 Před 6 lety +2

      Rare Videos by Javier Vargas TV! Because of the implications

    • @Lucas-DX
      @Lucas-DX Před 3 lety +2

      It was already funny back then… that’s why it was made

  • @aliak3734
    @aliak3734 Před 8 lety +35

    charlie sheen still a great actor

  • @TheOfficialxHaul
    @TheOfficialxHaul Před 9 lety +109

    all green things must die lol

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy Před 8 lety +40

    Why was this never picked up? This should be going on its 12th season with Ashton Kutcher by now!

  • @dcjxd
    @dcjxd Před 7 lety +20

    Cocaine's hell of a drug

  • @JasmineMorrisPublicFuzz
    @JasmineMorrisPublicFuzz Před 9 lety +71

    I don't cook food. I will it!

    • @edwardkushnerov4908
      @edwardkushnerov4908 Před 9 lety +6

      Similarly, I don't eat food; I will it into my stomach :p

    • @letigidou2052
      @letigidou2052 Před 9 lety +2

      I don't eat either , i just skip directly to digestion.

  • @victorbrunswick
    @victorbrunswick Před 9 lety +2

    "My body is a lockbox of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility."

  • @CookingwithSugarTV
    @CookingwithSugarTV Před 12 lety +9

    I know one thing for sure that kitchen is Winning. WOW would I love to cook a meal there.

  • @CheddarBob39
    @CheddarBob39 Před 12 lety +5

    I love Charlie Sheen. Awesome guy with a great sense of humor. He is the coolest guy ever.

  • @biglesthecat4454
    @biglesthecat4454 Před 6 lety +7

    It's always great when a celebrity can make fun of themselves and Charlie Sheen is the king of self parodying

  • @bolo2393
    @bolo2393 Před 2 lety +2

    I worked in a few kitchens around the time this came out. So many great one liners to throw around. "My hands are rated by Zagats", "duh, WINNING! Steak is done", and "really? looks like a (fill in the blank) WINNING salad to me" were some of the best.

  • @sakusia
    @sakusia Před 10 lety +20

    "this is not a spatula it's a cooking wand ... FOR A WARLOCK!!" lmao. Those snobby cooking shows bug me. I think Charlie should team up with Emeril and say ''Bam let's kick it up a notch with some tiger blood". I would like to order a "tomato winning salad".

  • @Vetgo21
    @Vetgo21 Před 13 lety +3

    "I am living the life of a rock-star Vatican assassin"
    Charlie Sheen is just too epic XD

  • @FlossyCarter
    @FlossyCarter Před 12 lety +12

    UMMMMMM TASTE LIKE WINNING!!!

  • @Allison-qk1ws
    @Allison-qk1ws Před 9 lety +10

    Say what you want about the man, but at least he's a good sport.

  • @user-ls1cl6vf7e
    @user-ls1cl6vf7e Před 9 dny +2

    This is the greatest thing ever!!!

  • @00Grunk
    @00Grunk Před 9 lety +9

    All this video does is make me feel depressed because I will never be this awesome :/

  • @trainrider02
    @trainrider02 Před 13 lety +3

    Charlie Sheen is even funnier than on network tv. He is able to express himself without restraints of the "suits" of the world.

  • @ninjastah
    @ninjastah Před 8 lety +1

    This needs to be a show!

  • @alfatazer_8991
    @alfatazer_8991 Před 9 lety +9

    So much winning!

  • @pizzaslicer3680
    @pizzaslicer3680 Před 9 lety +8

    this must be made a real cooking show

  • @vgoth100
    @vgoth100 Před 9 lety +6

    Rockstar Vatican Assasin would so totally sell as an energy drink.....winning!

  • @griffyt209
    @griffyt209 Před 9 lety +1

    The way he uses adjectives is like if gabriel just never stopped talking and it's great

  • @S2C8509
    @S2C8509 Před měsícem +2

    Just checking to make sure this is as hilarious as I remember. 😆

  • @daiduongdaviddinh140
    @daiduongdaviddinh140 Před 6 lety +4

    Charlie, please teach me about the teleport thing

  • @jamesepperson9734
    @jamesepperson9734 Před 8 lety +4

    this gets. Highly Ingenious Venture and Positive review.

  • @karlastafford9623
    @karlastafford9623 Před 3 lety +2

    He's so funny ! He makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt. 😂😂😂

  • @charmainemiles4089
    @charmainemiles4089 Před 4 lety +2

    Charlie Sheen has a brilliant mind, I just love him and who else can be that funny he cracks me up and that lot in Hollywood could never be as honest as him.

  • @comanchio1976
    @comanchio1976 Před 8 lety +20

    I thought it was someone impersonating him at first, and I thought "Hey this guy's pretty good.."

    • @ceeman100
      @ceeman100 Před 7 lety +1

      comanchio1976 idubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbz?

  • @gewgulkansuhckitt9086
    @gewgulkansuhckitt9086 Před 8 lety +3

    I figured it would end with the real owners of the house coming in and finding Charlie Sheen making a mess in their kitchen.

  • @christiansharp6151
    @christiansharp6151 Před 11 lety

    best funny or die video ive seen in awhile!

  • @jacobbrim2213
    @jacobbrim2213 Před 6 lety

    one of the best videos ive ever seen

  • @gustavobarbosa9799
    @gustavobarbosa9799 Před 10 lety +4

    I couldn't find some Charlie Sheen's gaze at Wal Mart. How can I finish my steak now?

  • @jswashbuckle
    @jswashbuckle Před 9 lety +3

    "The taste of Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit" LOL

  • @brentjahnsen8839
    @brentjahnsen8839 Před 10 lety +1

    It does not seem to matter what charlie does, but is somehow so inspirational!!! :)

  • @marchrabbit85
    @marchrabbit85 Před 11 lety

    Best cooking episode i ever saw

  • @logix0
    @logix0 Před 10 lety +8

    All green things must die LOL

  • @elannikkel
    @elannikkel Před 9 lety +3

    " All green must die".
    xD fucking awesome

  • @ti225rt
    @ti225rt Před 12 lety

    I needed that!

  • @NinjaHotel
    @NinjaHotel Před 12 lety +1

    i loove him so much :)

  • @Crazy_Cakes
    @Crazy_Cakes Před 10 lety +5

    looks like a tomato winning salad to me

  • @privatenina5063
    @privatenina5063 Před 8 lety +3

    Make a tv show off of this

  • @sheepdean
    @sheepdean Před 12 lety

    I would gladly pay to see a full series of these

  • @MarK-ro3vl
    @MarK-ro3vl Před rokem

    This needs more views

  • @EdvinLu
    @EdvinLu Před 9 lety +6

    Hi there. I'm getting slightly crazy here. Someone please answer these questions to me. PLEASE:
    1. Why are these celebrities filming for this channel?
    2. What sorcery is this?

    • @SpikePowers
      @SpikePowers Před 8 lety +1

      +Edvin Lu
      1) To get more views and to have really funny videos
      2) Hollywood

    • @adamnorthwood1673
      @adamnorthwood1673 Před 8 lety +1

      +Edvin Lu Illuminati

  • @kaoskryst6688
    @kaoskryst6688 Před 5 lety +5

    Dear Charlie Sheen, you know this already, you're awesome and dearly missed. You've brought a lot of joy to my life. I don't know all that happened, but I still watch two and a half men, sometimes with kooter, but most often not. I haven't seen all the episodes yet, but I will with you in them. Just finished watching the 2 part with pianos and it was sad when they crushed you with the piano, but hilarious when they got chuck lorre. I'd like to see you doing something else in the showbiz, but with all these politically correct motherfuckers out there and all these bitches with no fucking bawls.. I don't know, the way shit's unfolding is it's headed towards some Idiocracy and Demolition Man pacifist cesspool fuck-o-rama world. Fuck them, fuck the haters, and fuck the kumquats that want everyone to be like everyone else and tell you how to fucking live. The world needs people like you Charlie Sheen!
    Much Love,
    ~Kozmo

  • @Darkangelrock92
    @Darkangelrock92 Před 10 lety

    happy bday charlie !!

  • @heathergundry7059
    @heathergundry7059 Před 4 lety

    Very very funny, deep and witty. Love the way you garnish the meal with your Tiger vision.

  • @DeepbloodFang
    @DeepbloodFang Před 10 lety +33

    Damn he has gotten so skinny

    • @catherinevaz6139
      @catherinevaz6139 Před 6 lety +4

      Yes, and so do crack and coke :)

    • @SoulM.A.1303
      @SoulM.A.1303 Před 6 lety +1

      cmon, I think he's in a great condition. It's more important that he's healthy

    • @WaywardSister92
      @WaywardSister92 Před 6 lety +1

      Drugs will do it.

    • @LaraCroftEyes1
      @LaraCroftEyes1 Před 6 lety +1

      He isn't healthy and it has nothing to do with him having HIV

    • @junior-8777
      @junior-8777 Před 5 lety

      That’s what HIV/AIDS does to you, lmfaoo.

  • @Tsumami__
    @Tsumami__ Před 9 lety +3

    Im literally crying at 2:12 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ellabor9054
    @ellabor9054 Před 5 lety

    I wont stop doing thiS i luv u mr. Charlie sheen

  • @CajunRecon
    @CajunRecon Před 12 lety

    There is only 1 word to describe this video properly---- GOLD

  • @Koliho1337
    @Koliho1337 Před 10 lety +3

    cocaine is a helluva drug

  • @milllumine2246
    @milllumine2246 Před 8 lety +3

    hope he doesn't cut his fucking hand. wouldn't want any of his tiger blood in my food.

    • @YugiohMaster1987
      @YugiohMaster1987 Před 8 lety +1

      you mean AIDS?
      Cause that's what he has, HIV-AIDS.

    • @YugiohMaster1987
      @YugiohMaster1987 Před 8 lety +2

      But this was still hilarious, either way and he's still a great actor.

    • @LPWatterson
      @LPWatterson Před 8 lety +1

      I thought that it was just HIV. Anyhoo, either way he's gonna have a hard time getting even the rent-girls to go to bed with him.

  • @trippyphreak
    @trippyphreak Před 12 lety

    I love this guy

  • @whatisdisshit
    @whatisdisshit Před 12 lety

    That outdoor kitchen setup at 1.04 is sick! There is a TV and everything! Would like to own something similar to that in the future :)

  • @rikardlinden6800
    @rikardlinden6800 Před 10 lety +12

    i don´t like him no more

  • @richadkingreporter
    @richadkingreporter Před 12 lety

    i want to see his new show so bad

  • @Falcon-xxon
    @Falcon-xxon Před 3 lety

    This guy is amazing. I have seen two and half M'n more than 7 times.

  • @Rigimuffin
    @Rigimuffin Před 12 lety

    BRILLIANT!

  • @Hylander27
    @Hylander27 Před 10 lety

    OMG! must make this a real cooking show!

  • @SubjectDelta20
    @SubjectDelta20 Před 10 lety

    I loved how serious he sounded at the "All green things must die..." part,lol Hilarious.

  • @lucrativeelfmongrel
    @lucrativeelfmongrel Před 12 lety

    I love this man so much. In a winning way.

  • @killerP2463
    @killerP2463 Před 12 lety

    RIP Loved that winning song

  • @John-tx5or
    @John-tx5or Před 3 lety

    Happy Birthday Faye.

  • @Darkangelrock92
    @Darkangelrock92 Před 10 lety +1

    Lmfao he truly embrace his role in this clip, haha winning! :)

  • @user-uh2mp8jl3q
    @user-uh2mp8jl3q Před 3 měsíci

    What a fantastic funny guy,bless from uk

  • @grimmjowjaggerjacks0
    @grimmjowjaggerjacks0 Před 12 lety

    too much awesomeness.

  • @teshaines
    @teshaines Před 12 lety

    amazing

  • @cakestalker
    @cakestalker Před 12 lety

    charlie sheen is awesome :) miss you on two and a half men, the show sucks without you.

  • @I4GET2P
    @I4GET2P Před 12 lety

    I could not stop laughing! This should be an actual show. I would watch it :D lol

  • @ashtodust3664
    @ashtodust3664 Před 5 lety +1

    only time I ever witnessed my now deceased father laugh was when I made him watch this 8 years ago. Come on it is funny and absolutely makes a mockery of the billion cooking shows on tv of now.

  • @laylatopp
    @laylatopp Před 12 lety

    so funny !! haha I love you !

  • @plootiyy
    @plootiyy Před 12 lety

    LOL that was incredible... Charlie is incredible so funny

  • @scottdearmond4804
    @scottdearmond4804 Před 7 lety

    best of luck Charlie . You made me laugh so many times.

  • @ILL_Spills
    @ILL_Spills Před 8 lety +1

    Charlie Sheen in his old age looks like Jim Varneys character Ernest and he should do a " Ernest goes to ... " movie.

  • @ZiZunLung
    @ZiZunLung Před 9 lety

    Epic Winning !

  • @scupas2329
    @scupas2329 Před 9 lety

    still so many viewers. salute to the legend. GO tiger blood.

  • @stephenh5865
    @stephenh5865 Před 15 dny

    HILARIOUS !!! A total comedian. Hopper rides again?

  • @AmberElizabeth95
    @AmberElizabeth95 Před 12 lety

    I'm sad that Charlie Sheen doesn't do this stuff anymore. I adored him last year when he did

  • @gasper5000
    @gasper5000 Před 12 lety

    The LEGEND!

  • @NoobKittehz
    @NoobKittehz Před 12 lety

    This needs more views. :D

  • @MREWIL95
    @MREWIL95 Před 12 lety

    EPIC WINNING!

  • @brokencubedgaming7806
    @brokencubedgaming7806 Před 10 lety

    i remember when this first came out it was so funny

  • @arneliis
    @arneliis Před 12 lety

    RIP Charlie, never forget...

  • @rickysterling9194
    @rickysterling9194 Před 3 měsíci

    Turn this into a series already

  • @kozykingjames
    @kozykingjames Před 9 lety

    I get hungry for a nice meal and a glass of wine after I watch this.

  • @jackylinfever99
    @jackylinfever99 Před 12 lety

    THIS MAN IS A LEGEND!