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I lost it at “WHAT WOULD BE RUDE JUANITA IS CALLING YOU A B*TCH”
Same.
BITCH*
It hit me like a minute afterwards and I really loudly went ".......HA"
I'm not home alone
A a a a
Same💀
That was such a baller move, utter mood
Kevin Bacon -> Crisp P. Bacon -> stage 4 cancer
Seems like logical conversation progression to me!
the elderly just oversharing because of medication and boredom
Six degrees of stage 4 cancer
I mean, bacon IS a carcinogen.
@@k4miko921 Young people look forward to new Marvel movies and game releases. Old people look forward to the sweet release of death.
@@motokuchoma vice versa actually.
“I HATE IOWA PLEASE BUY MY HOUSE” pushed me right over the edge. I can’t hold it anymore.
Edit: In retrospect, this comment does not read at all how I intended it.
same XD
Mood
As an Iowa resident, accurate
If you can't hold it, drop it then
How are you holding Iowa?
3:20 i just want to know what candy crush did to piss off legendary Queen guitarist and astronomer Dr Brian May
シ *honestly me too*
I would assume it made him addicted and he didnt wanted to get hooked again ;)
Yeah Bri's usually better than that with technology
I have no idea
Same here
"I will miss George." (Three years later) "Who the hell is George?"
I identify with this elderly person.
Your profile pic in conjunction with this comment made me hysterically laugh for like 5 minutes.
Dunno why.
I'm convinced Sorrow TV's voice was made specifically to imitate old people's voices
go finish your yoghurt
@@perinukehorse9464 YOU GET TO BED YOU LITTLE DEVIL
Senor_Onion MY CANCER HAD RETURNED!!!
animatronio 38 did you comment this under each top comment??? lol
@@itslili9840 Lol yeah I noticed that as well
1:45 if you ignore the poop emojis, thats actually really wholesome
of c
My Nana used to read the books I liked just so she could talk to me about them. RIP Nana
just what I was thinking :)
"Chocolate Pokemon" has had me laughing at random for the past hour
I mean, that whole thing is cute.
John lennon gretest songs free down loaf is underrated
mmmmm, down loaf 🤤
Where can I get some
R
PUT THE LOAF DOWN
I thought you said John lemon
Grandma: hi
Grandchild: hi grandma
Grandma: YOU GET TO BED YOU LITTLE DEVIL.
I laughed so hard at the way sorrow delived that line, that is possibly how that woman talked.
go finish your yoghurt
@@perinukehorse9464 lol
Coconut Oil
one
one
3:25 He forgot to sign it with "- Bri" so you know hes pissed
What does Bri have against Candy Crush?
Ooooooo Candy Crush is in trooooubleeee
I am so confused, who hurt Brian May? Why is he so upset over Candy Crush?
Funny! My cancer has returned
probably played and lost
I wish we saw a Roger Taylor tweet about Candy Crush
He probably thought it was drugs disguised as candies or something
Coconut oil
I love that Sorrow wasn't even phased by the fact that 1:25 was Cher asking Twitter how to use her phone, and she got a response from Frank Sinatra's daughter.
“All of my grandchildren are dead”
“ENJOY THE FREE TIME!”
Good ol' jim
I fucking snorted at that
savage
My grandson tell me he eated one of those and it gets sick
*Yim Yum*
-jim
Son died as soon as I started the video, however I found the video to still be enjoyable.
Banana bread recpe how to cook in oven
@Michael Nilson lettuce n olvoe oiell
@Michael Nilson googlecl lettuce a nd olvei oil prices
MAC & CHEESE RECIPE
all of my grandchildren are dead!
"Can't log out of facebook and I don't know why"
*COCONUT OIL*
Funny post! My cancer has returned!
Liz Flexer see you soon! Xoxo
C o c o n u t O i l
All hail the coconut oil
The last sentence was so random and with that good "old people" voice acting just made me start laughing hard lol
i'm so happy to see that "i can see! I CAN FIGHT!" is burned into somebody else's mind as well
Merlin needs a new gig.
I thought I was the only one, that scene is etched into my soul
Every time anyone says I can see I respond I can fight
And no one gets it, it’s a sad reality
Fairly odd parents gang
"I HATE IOWA PLEASE BUY MY HOUSE"
Honestly same, starting the bid at 20k, worth 100k but I just want out
I HATE EARTH PLEASE ENSLAVE OUR PLANET
Get me permant residency and I'll take it for free even
Are you sure a house in Iowa is worth 100k?
6:59 I love how you can’t tell if Bryan did that sincerely, or if he typed out a fake password just to get a rise outta Linda
I think he was taking the piss out of Linda.😄
When I saw Brian I was hollering he is so r/oldpeoplefacebook it hurts.
Yes it's wonderful
Banana bread receipe
He’s an astrophysicist and it’s hilarious that he’s so pissed at Candy Crush
Your Rogerina profile pic brings a little extra joy to my day
I love the idea of grannies flexing how rare their form of cancer is on facebook
I'm honestly surprised that Brian May wasn't featured on this subreddit a long time ago. But still... Fuck's sake, Brian.
Freddie would be disappointed, Brian!
I loved it.
Are we sure it was an accident?
I thought it was a metaphor
Coconut oil
DOCTOR Brian May to you sir
3:17 I'm 99.9% convinced that Brian May knows what he's doing here lol
When you said "and the Lord is returning OOOOOO AHHHHHHH" I spat out my soup lmao
i need a loop of that
3:52 _THE LORD IS RETURNING SOON_
3:55 🎶 _!aaAAAAaAAaaaAa!_ 🎶
"I will miss George."
"Who the hell is George?"
Looks like they got troubles, George.
That send me over the edge
I like george
George me a good time for my dad
Looks like they missed them... literally
Brian May is my favorite old person to follow. His Instagram is a mixture of awesome music, astronomy, cute animals, and old man ramblings.
It's true his friendship with every woodland creature seals it for me.
The "go finish your yogurt" remix at the end...
Oh goodness... im actuly crying...
I havent cry laughed in months. Thank you.
That shit was fire, yo.
a nice soothing ahegao level laugh
I need it as a ringtone.
It reminded me of the nutshack😂
Do NOT click that link
“I HATE IOWA, PLEASE BUY MY HOUSE!” needs a t-shirt. I’d buy it.
Please don't hate me but Ive been fucking your mama lately
1:27 - I find it weirdly heart-warming to see Nancy Sinatra giving tech advice to Cher
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It is with great sadness that my 49 year old son, Shane, died recently
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
dude your profile fits perfectly
@@GIZMOVIRUS true
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That one made me laugh so hard
"I will miss Geoorge...WHO THE HELL IS GEORGE" 😂😂😂
go finish your yoghurt
Old lady: “That is not my rack”
Me: 🎶“ *Oh that’s so gross, that’s so gross, I wish I hadn’t read that post* ”🎶.
Coconut oil
Saúl Soto yes
LMAO WHY DID YOU MAKE BRIAN MAY SOUND LIKE THAT I'M DYING 😂😂😂
THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING
This was a funny video! I've recently been diagnosed with a rare blood disorder and I unfortunately won't make it to Christmas. Can't wait for your next video!
Noo please pray
"Can't wait for your next video!" Literally...
Like what
pink doe r/woooooosh?
@@verendus7712 r/wooooshwoooosh
r/oldpeoplefacebook is the boomer equivalent to the Gen Z kid that is r/indianpeoplefacebook
Indian...people...facebook...????
Go finish your yogurt
r/indianpeoplefacebook is mostly middle aged men. r/youngpeopleyoutube is the one you are looking for.
The Game Grumps Let’s Play of Majora’s Mask
r/youngpeopleyoutube you mean, r/youngpeopleyoutube
The Game Grumps Let’s Play of Majora’s Mask
How does this have so many likes when it doesn’t make any sense?
_“♪ Ohhh, Sandra’s got the dumps! ♪”_
0:48
Quite an underrated moment.
Dr. Brian May: is a literal doctor of astrophysics, was a rock guitarist, and founded one of the most popular rock n roll bands
Also Brian May: *blocks and yells at candycrush for some reason*.
Disappointed the outro wasn't a Brian May solo with him intermittently calling me a scumbag.
I was hoping for him to sing a parody of I'm in Love With My Car where he fantasizes about horribly abusing scumbags
Omg I would have loved that!
3:21 BRIAN MAY IS FIGHTING OBSESSIVE CLICKBAIT ADVERTISING
GO BRIAN
Go finish your yoghurt
@@MushyTescoMan No, You go finish your Yoghurt
Both of you, yogurt, NOW.
Brian May will single-handedly defeat clickbait with his epic guitar solos
Yeah, well it's just old people things when you don't have context
0:00
she's a member of team rocket and shes trying to cover it up
I've never seen the "the lord is returning soon" rant triggered by something so inconsequential
Duuuude, the one bitching about Solitaire may be valid old people complaining. Newest version of the windows solitaire app comes with ads. Ads you have to pay not to see. Can;t remember if it was 1 time pay or subscription.
go finish your yoghurt
Thank God the ads only appear when you're playing on difficulties other than Random decks. Honestly, nothing is worth ads. Not even solvable decks.
Just copy the old Solitaire from any good version of Windows.
@@MicroChirp
Good advice. That or any of the thousands of solitaire free programs on the net, but that's kinda beyond a lot of old people.
Haha, my dad doesnt stop bitching about the ads xD. Hes 57 lol
When he said "R" I thought the next thing was gonna be "slash oldpeoplefacebook"
Edit: Holy Shidiamoli 1k likes? dayum
Please tell me it was oldpeoplefacebook 8
Subverting expectations RITE??
So did I. I'm still left in suspension!
It was a _misdirect_
same
“Funny! My cancer has returned.”
Literally in pain from laughing so hard.
I think Brian May knew what he was doing
Please don't hate me but ive been fucking your mama lately
hello sorry tv I do not understand why old people and why are on my tube please remove thamkd
Oh Ana HI CHERYL HOW ARE YOU BOB DIED A FEW DAYS AGO 😂😂 REST IN PEACE HE IS WITH THE LORD 👍😇😇 OK BYE END MESSAGE PLEASE END MESSAGE BYE END
ANA HOW DO I DELETE THE GOOGLE I HEAR IT IS BAD FOR YOU
😂😂😂😂😂MY GRANDMOTHER DIED😂😂😂😂😂
CanIjust Getachannel I have developing bone cancer it is in stage 4 inoperable. Have fun in vacation this summer Karen!!! okay send thank you send wait no don't put that just send
moh dodin do not delete the Google I need my summer baby grandkid pictures
This is one of my favourite subreddits!!
Also I love Sorrow's voice!
@whoahh 😂😂😂
@@jimmyhoe1279 yesss and his singing!
7:19 "So like this, Linda?" *Bep*
Absolutely did it out of spite.
Bryan noooOo
8:00
i'm sorry mrs jackson
ooo
i am four eels
never meant to make your daughter cry
i am several fish and not a guy
OCEAN MAN,TAKE ME BY THE HAND-
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 LEAD ME TO THE LAND
Which song is this btw?
@@bnidelhicentral7510 Which one?
Well the one that says ocean man is Ocean Man by Ween. Don't know the other one.
My sense of humor in 2009: well executed jokes with a clever punchline
My sense of humor now: 0:00
*E*
A
H
MY GFYKCHL IS HAPPY HEFFLEY FAMILY BIRD FAMILY KIDS CARTOON 2019 FUN FOR CHILDREN
My meatballs are too spicee. I must consume the cold syrup.
Grandkids: Let's go Pokemon hunting!
Grandpa: Alright, got to keep up with the times.
*Cocks shotgun and busts out the door*
Grandpa: Where dem Pokemans at??
Grandma: Jesus Gerald, you're scaring the children!
Grandpa: Oh, my bad......
Grandpa: Yeah you forgot the bullets!!!!!!:D
*TAKE 2*
Grandpa: NOW WHERE DEM POKEMENS AT????????????????
3:15 for a split second I was like "Brian May. That names familiar."
And then it hit me like a pound of bricks.
Why Brian? Just stick to killing it on the guitar lmao
and being an astrophysicist...
and being an animal rights activist
And being a clog-wearing space poodle lmao
And the only reason I exist on the internet to begin with
I see a little sihouetto of a man
3:03
At least one person replied to that with a laughing emoji.
Probably jim
unnamed_rayan 😂😂😂
Mary Irey 😂
I have emojiphobia
@@mr.walter6973 same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤩🤣🤣🤩🤩🥰🙂🤩😛😔🥰🙂😟🥰😔😔😔🥰😔😔🥰😔🥰😔🥰🙂😍🤩😍🤩🤩🥰🤩😇🤩🥰🥸🙂🥸😇🤩🥸
Dear SorrowTV,
Yet another great video.
Also, it's official, I have ass cancer. I won't be able to sit on the toilet anymore to evacuate my bowels. The doctor says I won't make it through the week...
I can't wait to see your next video
Sincerely,
Gregory Vermacello
P.s. Also, your Aunt June passed away... LOL
ENJOU THE FREE TIME,,
- JIM
P
@@peenixtrite get off my page
MC Dexpo
“Um you can’t sit with us”
“Actually Megan, I cant sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids.”
@@gloop7458 RIP Vine
6:48 that’s the most perfect squidward impersonation I’ve ever heard I’m dyin
Hpespeed i was thinking the same thing lmao
I was thinking that too :D
8:00 WHY DOES IT SOUND SO GOOD IM CONFUSED
Because it's a real song, but I can't remember the name, unfortunately. Btw most of the time (every time ?) he sings, it's a real song, he only changes the lyrics.
@@madio4026
Yes, thank you. I had found the song right after commenting this. I wanted to edit my comment so that guy would know the name but I couldn't find the video anymore. Lol
@@madio4026
Hehe 😆
Please never take this video series down. Oldpeoplefacebook closed for the API protest and now nobody can make new top post compilations.
Please don't hate me but ive been fucking your mama lately
Sorrow:
Me: Funny! My cancer has returned
Unfunny! My cancer got cured
Haha LFMAO
Why are you on my site?
Not funny. Didn't laugh.
@@a_random_-guy i am so terribly sorry
brian may: has a phd in astrophysics
also brian may:
i love him tho
but only intellectuals stan candy crush 😎😎😎😎
Brian May. Also one of the most famous guitarists in the world.
classygal *ilovehimtoo-*
I honestly never heard of him before just now lol
@@brianisme6498 he was and is the lead guitarist of queen!! :)
Your Candy Crush voice has quickly become one of my new favorites.
No matter how many times I watch this video, "the Lord is returning soon" gets me every, single time lmao
sorrow TV? more like joy TV because every video you upload makes me happy :D
more like "Sorry I made you so happy TV" amirite
Aww that's sweet
This is just so wholesome
@@RB-lf2vk I thought the same ^^
I feel the same. 💜
Prune lady new EXACTLY what she was doing.
Do you think cancer lady posted a long-winded "this joke gave me cancer" reply?
6:41 squidward is that you?
6:54 i can listen to you make that sound for hours! One of the reasons you’re my favourite reddit youtuber
Their should be more relatable quotes with unrelated minion pictures if it’s about old people on Facebook.
Nah, that's midlife crisis facebook
That’s a bit more middle aged people rather than old people
That’s called r/comedycemetery
R/whooooosh
@@whyangels2065 who are you wooooshing, why did you spell it like that, and why did you post it at all?
BRUH, 6:02 IS THE BEST r/murderedbywords BY A GRANDMA
hisanimations Why are you yelling? All caps means yelling, and it’s very rude.
@@crowley1114 BECAUSE IT IS EASIER TO SEE, AND FUNNY. WHAT WOULD BE RUDE THREESH MAIN IS CALLING YOU A B****
/r/savagesue or /r/sassysue needs to be a thing ^^
And "murderedbywords" is more like when someone says something stupid or not well-thought out or plain rude, and someone writes a comeback so well put-together that there's no response possible but feeling ashamed ^^
@@2DReanimation It's only a flat out well worded diss.
“Funny, my cancer returned” literally made me spit out my water
I can't log out of Facebook and don't know why.
Coconut oil
I'll go finish my yogurt alright...
*Pulls up incognito tab
4.444
;8--34 - translate for a surprise
Blamo!
*_N O_*
Fornication Firearms
"And the Lord is Returning soon-*Sudden harmonization*"
P.S: I love how many voices you can make! It's incredible!!💙
I lost it at the Brian May, John Lennon and the Grandma saying hi part 😭😭
I couldn't stop myself from singing 6:05 lmao
I’m so glad I’m not the only one
Dr. Brian May, can I call you Brian, love you, great music and work in science, but what are you talking about
Same here.
Freddie would be disappointed, Brian!
TheCimbrianBull Freddie would probably laugh at how ridiculous he was being.
when i saw his name i just went bri..... oh bri
Cher and Nancy Sinatra on r/oldpeoplefacebook makes me feel old omg lol
If I could turn back time, indeed.
Even if they were younger, that is totally perfect for the sub
9:04
"Son died first day we arrived." In a cheery voice. What is this, the Sims?
his little snort at 2:20 is _so_ adorable
Ah, yes, another Sorrow TV upload. Dreams do come true.
Lucid dreams*
3:16 is my favorite. Thank you poodle man, very cool
I'm in love with my poodle
@@imperson1785 Weird way to spell car but aight
Omg that one killed me
That relatable moment when you dont wanna pay the prices and fruit doesnt last as long and *the lord is returning soon*
I love Sorrows sharp old man voice, I like it when he says “Oh no.”
THE KING IS BACK
not like he was gone for that long
but still
I understand. I see the other Reddit readers, and ... eh... they're okay. They just make me miss SorrowTV that much more.
I don't want to pay the prices and fruit doesn't last as long and the lord is returning soon
the "Please wave at me" one as WAY funnier than it shoulda been... It got me good
4:12
This jingle was the cutest thing I've heard in a while. I'm going to memorize it and sing it when I see stupid/gross things from now on xD
Jesus the "coconut oil" one and the "funny! My cancer came back" literally sent me into hysterics 😂😂😂😂
"I don't eat prunes anymore. I just eat taco Bell with Tums."
I think this is a better alternative than wrinkly nard blue balls.
Everyday ends with a tums festival for you, huh
Yums
"Funny! My cancer has returned" just killed me on the spot
Did your cancer return?
@@elliotburns4961 I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Brian May, calm down! We don’t want you losing hair from stress
I love how he included Brian May
dang....she didn't have to go after Juanita like that
5:47 also ikr caught me so off guard I was laughing way too hard
I know it’s really difficult to complete tasks when you’re depressed and this was a really good video. I hope you’re proud of yourself! ❤️
Also that FINisH y0ur YogHURT jam at the end was poppin!
3:28 people wonder why I love Queen so much so I show them that picture.
I laughed so hard at 2:15 why would you need to mention your cancer omg
The sound effects for the pusheen cat on the scooter killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
THE LORD IS RETURNING SOON "Area 51 alien starts singing"
Cole 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he does the old lady voice, he sounds like Pennywise 😂😂😂😂
I still come back to watch these videos. They’re a comfort to me.
You are not alone.
Hahaha funny joke about Bacon
*ALSO I HAVE C A N C E R*
*Gets terminal cancer which is untreatable with current technology*
Old Person on Facebook: _Funny!_
How have you not been noticed here yet?
I had to look it up
why dont you have more likes
WHEN I SAW BRIAN MAYS TWEET I YELLED. BRIAN NO
so are we going to ignore sorrows singing capacity