I’d probably say “i am under orders to tell you quote to mind your own fucking business end quote sargent” I’d still receive a crucifixion for sure but it would clear my conscience a bit
I know I'm a year late, but I had that exact same thought! People are either going to run away in fear, or run towards the noise to see if they're really serious!
Vile individual is a word I would use to describe sexual predators, thieves and those who are very violent, not someone being a bit cheeky to the Provost Sergeant. Lol.
@@nemesisslr I'd say it's like when you have something bad happen but are able to look back on it and joke about it later. Not funny at the time but I bet even he laughed about it months or years after when he told the story. Therefore I can have a good laugh as i've been through a beasting myself. It's not like it's a tragic event you never joke about, at least as I see it.
@@nemesisslr when you look back on it years later, yeah it is hilarious. You just have to play the game. But when your doing it hell no it's not a joke!
Relaying rude messages has got to be one of those universal memes in any modern military. A friend of mine was serving as a conscript corporal in an artillery battery, and during field training he randomly got ordered by the artillery's commanding officer to go tell a wacky warrant officer, that my friend has been assigned to change his pants. My friend of course got yelled out of the targets sight. He then went back to report that he had failed the mission, to which the group of officers bursted out laughing. To this day he has no idea what the whole thing was about.
It's probably the officers pulling a prank. Similar to what the NCOs did in Bad Lad's Army once where during pay, they told a recruit to say "knife fork and spoon" after saying their rank, name and number on the grounds they'd get more money.
Me too, I wish that they would bring the program back. It was a meaningful, constructive program, unlike fucking crap programs such as Love Island and Big Brother
@@peaveyst7 it worked wonders on the majority of the men in my immediate family. Most of them would be in prison if it weren't for the military. It taught them to be men, and good, successful, moral men at that. I have a suspicion you have no idea what you're talking about.
@gillecroisd 92 Only elite units get away with this type of punishment and that's solely becuase it's kept behind closed doors the masses don't know it goes on.
@gillecroisd 92 Hazing and bullying would be, literally treating them like shit for no reason, and throwing them in dryers and shit. Wish people would realize this is different from a good smoke session for someone being ate up.
@gillecroisd 92... We would make all the privates takes their bunks, wall lockers, gear, anything not bolted down, and move it 3 flights of stairs down into a breezeway to set it all up just for it to get messed up and told to go out it all back correctly upstairs in the barracks. Like 5 times in a row. I'd rather have done this bullshit smoking these soft brits are doing.
We have a former WO 1st class at work,he’s 70 now. The respect(with an element of fear!)he has from everyone is immense. And he can shout….BOY can he shout. Hilarious aswell. I’ve been told to ‘sort myself out and double away you horrible little man’ on a few occasions.
@@BigRed707 he died of leukemia although others said he died of covid. Marcus burkes is also dead. He died only a few weeks ago aged 40 and he DID die of covid. He was an anti vaxer and thought he couldn't get it because he was a fitness freak and a healthy eater.... But he changed his mind and on his literal death bed he urged people to get the vaccine.
1:30 I just started laughing way to hard. Sgt Raes: Gentlemen. We have a crucifiction! And in the next scene he is just choking the shit out of this guy.
I have a different method of crucifixion. Have your joe lay on his back, raise his arms up 45 degree angles, same with his legs, do a half crunch, and put his chin to his chest. Have him hold that position. (Sucks and difficult to breathe, and strains the shit out of your abs) If failure to hold that position for the prescribed duration run laps around the quad while carrying a nice sized log. Try it out NCOs. Will get the message across. One of my NCOs did this to me when I was a joe, and I felt like throwing up in that version of a 'crucifix'
My dad was teaching at catterick. He had em all lined up and was checking if they shaved. There was a woman in the group he was teaching. Everyone was clean shaven apart from that woman who he said and I quote “looked more like a man than the rest”. He told her to “fuck off and get a shave” and he nearly got demoted. He said his higher who was giving him a bollocking was holding back his laughter that hard he was nearly crying. There’s too many mums complaining if their special little boy/girl gets shouted at. It’s too soft nowadays🤣.
Sgt. Rae! That is what a proper sergeant in the British Army should be like! The only ones worse than him are the Sergeant Majors! Never, ever, piss of the CSM, RSM or the Staff Sergeants! They will ruin your life!
British expat living in American (currently in NYC, but previously Sarasota, Florida) for the better part of the last decade with ambitions to return to the UK and join the British armed forces. Would pay good money to see all the smug entitled country club and TikTok types (Gen Z mostly) I see around here go through the ringer of some good old fashioned British Sgt Rae-styled smoking
sergeant banter in action 😁 one sergeant giving a friendly poke to another. By the way you always shoot the messenger, he very well knew what he signed up for
They actually have a scene like this in the movie Zulu Dawn. What I don't understand is how the soldiers wouldn't just be charged with a military offense for cursing at a senior NCO. That's exactly what would happen in the US military
There is paperwork, we have AGAIs (Adjutant General Administrative instruction IIRC, but Ive been out nearly a decade). Its probably the equivalent to an Article 15 I think? Basically - reprimanded with record, and the punishment would be marked as "corrective training" i.e, a big fucking beasting (smoking in US terms) These guys werent auditioning for the real military, so no need for records. A lot of them needed those punishments tho 😂
Relaying rude messages is actually genius
Guy Manson
indeed
I’d probably say “i am under orders to tell you quote to mind your own fucking business end quote sargent” I’d still receive a crucifixion for sure but it would clear my conscience a bit
Delegation of punishment
@@finaladvance5085 What would make your punishment 3x worse trust me.
MonetMonetMonet I am sure you are right and I’m sure I will suffer for it. But even under orders I don’t think I could disrespect a senior like that.
Imagine you're a random civilian walking passed the camp and in the distance you hear 'GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A CRUCIFICATION!'
Romes back late
LOL
Laugh my ass off
@@setsers1 hilarious innit
I know I'm a year late, but I had that exact same thought! People are either going to run away in fear, or run towards the noise to see if they're really serious!
They sound polite even when they are pissed
Don't be silly .
Quality of the British empire.
Wow Americans are easily impressed!
@@ashton6478 You do realise they are nothing to do with the actual army?
@@ashton6478 The British armed forces disciplinary system is more strict then the US after training. Let's not talk about the air force.
"You vile individual." lovely
I'm going to have to use that one
Pure poetry!
Another good one was "you human question Mark"
Vile individual is a word I would use to describe sexual predators, thieves and those who are very violent, not someone being a bit cheeky to the Provost Sergeant. Lol.
"GET AWAY YOU VILE INDIVIDUAL!!!"
literally crying from laughter at that
0:46 when rae says "dont even say sergeant" cracks me up every time 😂😂😂
The best bit for me is when the sergeant looks confused and says "say that again... say that aloud" hahaha
Pissed myself laughing at this. When he shouted we have a crucifixion I couldn't take anymore laughing.
Lost it!! 🤣
this has been the most hilarious shit I've ever seen.
You should go through it, its not funny then
@@nemesisslr
I'd say it's like when you have something bad happen but are able to look back on it and joke about it later. Not funny at the time but I bet even he laughed about it months or years after when he told the story. Therefore I can have a good laugh as i've been through a beasting myself. It's not like it's a tragic event you never joke about, at least as I see it.
@@Will831100totally agree with you mayey
@@nemesisslr when you look back on it years later, yeah it is hilarious. You just have to play the game. But when your doing it hell no it's not a joke!
Relaying rude messages has got to be one of those universal memes in any modern military. A friend of mine was serving as a conscript corporal in an artillery battery, and during field training he randomly got ordered by the artillery's commanding officer to go tell a wacky warrant officer, that my friend has been assigned to change his pants. My friend of course got yelled out of the targets sight. He then went back to report that he had failed the mission, to which the group of officers bursted out laughing. To this day he has no idea what the whole thing was about.
Its a damned if you, damned if you don't kind of deal.
It's probably the officers pulling a prank. Similar to what the NCOs did in Bad Lad's Army once where during pay, they told a recruit to say "knife fork and spoon" after saying their rank, name and number on the grounds they'd get more money.
"Mind the f***ing paintwork!"
God help the guy had he chipped that paintwork, to.. o.O
1:05 - 1:09. That reaction was priceless 😂😂
Him: *damn, where'd I leave my earphones?*
"Get away, you vile individual!"
He still has class.
love it should bring bad lads army back
Me too, I wish that they would bring the program back.
It was a meaningful, constructive program, unlike fucking crap programs such as Love Island and Big Brother
They allow shouting in the army these days?
I doubt the self entitled snowflake generation we have now would last that long for a TV series
@@59Lemony every army in the world shouts
@Dias06 wait what does invasions have too do with soft hearted people
Rest In Peace Sgt Rae, a legend of a man
Seconded.
Thirded
Fourteth
NO! What a wonderful man. I'm so sad to hear this. A soldier and a gentleman.
HOLY SHIT I didnt know he fucking died!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes you need good old school crap like this....Its wakes up all the entitled little dweebs.
Fred B. dweebs, turned into 1993 here
Allan WATP Dweeb.
it has actuall little effects on the behavior...
Right, because National Service worked wonders for the Kray Twins...
@@peaveyst7 it worked wonders on the majority of the men in my immediate family. Most of them would be in prison if it weren't for the military. It taught them to be men, and good, successful, moral men at that. I have a suspicion you have no idea what you're talking about.
1:45 *Roman Legion* "Pfft, you call that a Crucifixion?"
*Jesus* "Pfft, you call that a crucifixion?"
I bet he was pleased it wasn't a real crucifixion.
it's when provo Sgts face just changes! shock, disbelief at the same time!
OMG! Ordering someone to say, "Mind your own f*****g business!" to a British Army Sergeant is an evil and sly punishment.
Originally, I thought it was overkill. But when you realise that he made Sgt Rae look bad in front of the company officer. It's understandable.
There's a rubber duck in his locker.
He's a case. Lol.
All things considered he got off pretty lightly lol.
@gillecroisd 92 Only elite units get away with this type of punishment and that's solely becuase it's kept behind closed doors the masses don't know it goes on.
@gillecroisd 92 Hazing and bullying would be, literally treating them like shit for no reason, and throwing them in dryers and shit.
Wish people would realize this is different from a good smoke session for someone being ate up.
@gillecroisd 92... We would make all the privates takes their bunks, wall lockers, gear, anything not bolted down, and move it 3 flights of stairs down into a breezeway to set it all up just for it to get messed up and told to go out it all back correctly upstairs in the barracks. Like 5 times in a row.
I'd rather have done this bullshit smoking these soft brits are doing.
@@Mezmerizer02 You sound like Rambos bigger brother Hambo
@@wetlettuce4768 Lol,the elites all did the same basic-training with the rest,in the national service years.
The expression on the provo sergeants face at 1:03 is priceless
'Getaway you vile individual' ! Music, pure music.
Yoo I used to watch this back in June 2018
absolutely loved the series
Well, Sgt wiped that smile off his face quite thoroughly.
We have a former WO 1st class at work,he’s 70 now. The respect(with an element of fear!)he has from everyone is immense. And he can shout….BOY can he shout. Hilarious aswell. I’ve been told to ‘sort myself out and double away you horrible little man’ on a few occasions.
1:30 'GENTLEMEN? WE HAVE A CRUCIFIXION!!!'
Hahaha brilliant
RIP Sergeant! Forever remembered 😔
WTF? He's dead?!
What
@@BigRed707 he died of leukemia although others said he died of covid. Marcus burkes is also dead. He died only a few weeks ago aged 40 and he DID die of covid. He was an anti vaxer and thought he couldn't get it because he was a fitness freak and a healthy eater.... But he changed his mind and on his literal death bed he urged people to get the vaccine.
1:30
I just started laughing way to hard.
Sgt Raes: Gentlemen. We have a crucifiction!
And in the next scene he is just choking the shit out of this guy.
It was a good job it wasn't a real crucifixion.
The Provo was Sgt Weston
When men where men and recruits were terribly afraid.
1:33 provo just cracks into laughter as the scene is cut.
provo sgt weston should be primeminister
This is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen, wish they'd bring this series back!!
0:07 is anyone going to minshin the rubber duck?
Jody Watkins minshin
It’s for bath time.
minshin
Minshin
My tired ass thought you said "rubber dick"
This 100% needs to come back ,would love to see it now days 😂
I have a different method of crucifixion. Have your joe lay on his back, raise his arms up 45 degree angles, same with his legs, do a half crunch, and put his chin to his chest. Have him hold that position. (Sucks and difficult to breathe, and strains the shit out of your abs)
If failure to hold that position for the prescribed duration run laps around the quad while carrying a nice sized log.
Try it out NCOs. Will get the message across. One of my NCOs did this to me when I was a joe, and I felt like throwing up in that version of a 'crucifix'
you're forgetting one thing
This just sounds like Monty Python lol
Gives those army sketches into some perspective for sure.
1:31 GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A CRUCIFIXION!
At that moment the recruit knew he was fucked
Hilarious I forgot all about bad lads army nice one mate for uploads 👍👍👍👍👍 awesome program when it was on at the time best on TV I thought
"We'av a fackin camedian ere!"
“Gentlemen, we have a crucifixion!”
I love this show
HOLY CHRIST I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!
Tim weston's reaction to "mind your own f**king business" at 1:05 always gets me!
I wish this was still on TV
Tim Weston has me in stitches laughing every time LMAO!!!!!
Provost Sergeant Weston for Prime Minister!
There is absolutely no way I wouldn't have cracked up in this as well.
“Don’t even say Sargent” 😂😂😂😂. Thats the worst bit hahaha
But the british humour is still there, outstanding!
1:06 min is SO DESAPOINTED XD
Is like: well im going to play as the bad Cops.
I loved this programme, it was a right laugh. Shame it only lasted a few series while shite like the X Factor is still on every year.
One gets nostalgic!
Love Sargent Rae telling him to say that; absolute legend. I’m sad I’ll never meet the man.
RIP sgt alistair rae.
Should bring this back was good TV show back in the day
Can't beat relay the message to the Provo Sgt I miss them days
How can you not laugh?? I would be dying. 🤣🤣🤣
My dad was teaching at catterick. He had em all lined up and was checking if they shaved. There was a woman in the group he was teaching. Everyone was clean shaven apart from that woman who he said and I quote “looked more like a man than the rest”. He told her to “fuck off and get a shave” and he nearly got demoted. He said his higher who was giving him a bollocking was holding back his laughter that hard he was nearly crying. There’s too many mums complaining if their special little boy/girl gets shouted at. It’s too soft nowadays🤣.
US D.S.: GO you pieces of CRAP! GET OUT OF MY BARRACKS HALL!
British D.S.: Gentlemen, we have a crucifixion! *places cadet on barrels*
nowadays this would be 36 hours in the glasshouse
whats that
+HeyImLarry Military Prison. It's in Colchester I think. There's a couple of good documentaries on here.
+1911 Savage I live in a glasshouse. Sowerby Bridge - used to be the military prison.
@@banterlad1514 my mate got sent there. They bring you nice looking food , until you eat it, and it's full of sand.
@@oscar38 sand lmfao
Miss Bad Lads Army, the Provost was worth it alone
proud to say that the private in this video, private ross barrett is my brother in law 🤣🤣🤣
Thats awesome. Is he doing better nowadays?
@@RetroAdzz yes mate thanks he is doing awesome
Beautiful
when I saw this for the first time I laughed so much I couldn't stop. usually I don't laugh over nothing.
Priceless
😥Sgt. Alistair Rea (the Sgt with the officer) passed away from Coronavirus just before Christmas RIP 😥
Thanks for that. Very sad. This coronavirus has caused so much damage. RIP
He fell for it, hook, line and sinker.
1:06 He's like: Wohooo! Wasn't expecting that. A'ight time to torture him.
The good old English days :) were you got a kick up arse if you didn't respect your elders
I'm single
*british
+Steve Ellis Hughes *English
mandy Hoyle yep now a day
People get upset over words, you can even see that in news articles
I wish these days would come back. Much more simpler times and stupidity was punished for real
it is the look that the Provo does when he said his punishment "say it again and say it loud" lol
This is like the british version of the Soldier Class in TF2
God I missed basic training!
every single person needs a Provost Sgt Tim Weston in their life
I think Barrett was also one of the people whom was in one of the final parades, in one of the bad lads Army series.
The british counterpart of sgt. Hartmann
Sgt. Rae! That is what a proper sergeant in the British Army should be like! The only ones worse than him are the Sergeant Majors! Never, ever, piss of the CSM, RSM or the Staff Sergeants! They will ruin your life!
Or end it in a most painful and humiliating way
Straight after he says it he apologised.. he knew he was about to get a beasting
British expat living in American (currently in NYC, but previously Sarasota, Florida) for the better part of the last decade with ambitions to return to the UK and join the British armed forces.
Would pay good money to see all the smug entitled country club and TikTok types (Gen Z mostly) I see around here go through the ringer of some good old fashioned British Sgt Rae-styled smoking
Weston seemed a sound guy to me: tough but fair. He’s probably pissing himself with laughter inside.
That Sargent looks like that "transpoter guy" in the movie when he is angry..
He's funny as fuck, probably the best character in the show haha 😂
i never knew popeye could mind his own buisness
American Sergeant here... I like this.
The provo sgt looks like buck from ice age and sounds like him too 😂
He reminded me of Don Logan in Sexy Beast.
Thought that was Captain Price at the beginning
I fucking loved Weston he was the best part of the show
"don't even call him sergeant"
This will end well
I live a few minutes away from camp browndown were this was filmed☺️👍
Why is this video on my favourites list ?
Because you are dirty and needs to be given a proper beasting.
Es geht doch nichts über die liebevollen gesprochen Worte der Anerkennung des Segeants, bei der Morgenandacht !
"....you vile individual!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
I honest;l have nothing but respect for all the lads who stuck the beastings out on this show, I'd have given up far sooner
British BMT looks fun
This locker looks like a complete shambles hahaha
sergeant banter in action 😁 one sergeant giving a friendly poke to another.
By the way you always shoot the messenger, he very well knew what he signed up for
Now imagine them with 50's marine drill instructors
They actually have a scene like this in the movie Zulu Dawn. What I don't understand is how the soldiers wouldn't just be charged with a military offense for cursing at a senior NCO. That's exactly what would happen in the US military
There is paperwork, we have AGAIs (Adjutant General Administrative instruction IIRC, but Ive been out nearly a decade). Its probably the equivalent to an Article 15 I think? Basically - reprimanded with record, and the punishment would be marked as "corrective training" i.e, a big fucking beasting (smoking in US terms)
These guys werent auditioning for the real military, so no need for records. A lot of them needed those punishments tho 😂
I don’t remember this cod
Provo sergeant's cap badge was moving mad