The ""What if?" Star Wars Trilogy - Caravan Of Garbage
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- čas přidán 4. 01. 2020
- Like Marvel, Star Wars has it's own "What If...?" trilogy with Infinities, alternate tales of A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and Return Of The Jedi. This is a re-upload of three Caravan Of Garbage episodes whilst we're on break that help keep the wheels turning and the lights on. Thanks for watching. Again. And sorry for the varying audio quality.
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You may have seen these before but now I've put them in one video. I'm on holiday gimme a break gosh darn it.
Nah, I don't watch Star Wars m8!
I was really confused why Mason didn't know what Star Wars Infinities was at first
Feels like I've seen these. . . A real JJ Abrams Star Wars Trilogy. You did it!
This was a roller coaster of emotions, first I see a 30 minute Star Wars episode of caravan of garbage, and then I realize it is recycled and I am now sad at 5 in the morning. Still watching it tho... happy new year?
I would love this as an audio version since the third infinities story is only on CZcams and not other platforms to download
Yoda piloting the Death Star into a city with a population of billions is hilarious.
Ketamine is one hell of a drug.
How else is he gonna repent to Allah?
@@mcblocks123
As-Salaamu alaikum brother. May Allah grant you and your family long, peaceful lives.
Jeremiah Staab jihad is the only way he can repent for the terrible things he has done for ketamine
He wanted to beat Hitlers K/D
Yoda: Genocide commit I will, on ketamin driving the Death Star I am!
Lied, recruiter did. Real people with families, these are.
What a bloody legend
PSA I highly do not recommend driving on ketamin.... Learned that the hard way
@@BlooCollaGal did your drive a death star into a planet
Not his first war crime.
What if “Maclunky” was never added to A New Hope.
Beezlebub Rip it’d be worse
What u talking about
Maclunky is awesome
It would immediately become worst movie ever!
That would change the whole trilogy!
What if "Maclunky" was added to every star wars film, I think you mean to say.
I loved that scene in Indiana Jones when the swordsman says maclunkey
xavier morris I loved when the swordsman tossed his sword at Indy, and Indy dodged it by shifting his head
And who could forget that classic line from The Fugitive?
"I didn't kill my wife!"
"Maclunkey"
I love that C3PO had a damn gun to Hans head in the back ground when around the time they are getting zapped
WE NEED THAT
So fucking hilarious
What if Luke actually go to toshe station and picked up those power converters
That's too radical of a change dude,
With Biggs showing up at the end of Episode 4, I imagine that he would have STILL ended up in the final Death Star fight, just woefully unprepared.
This! This is the "what if" we need haha
Owen buys the droids, Luke goes to Toshe station, R2 escapes, Luke eventually comes back at night, R2 beeps to either Owen or Luke about Kenobi & C3PO translates, R2 eventually gets answers, R2 rolls out, Luke goes after him in the morning, insert Episode IV here.
Luke goes to Toshe station & stays away from home for days, R2's going insane beeping to Owen & Beru about Kenobi & C3PO translates, they relent & tell R2 where Obi is. R2 escapes & Owen doesn't care, that droid was too much trouble anyway, R2 miraculously makes it to Ben Kenobi, he sees the message, he goes to the Lars homestead to ask where Luke is but Imperial troops are there, Obi uses his skills to save the couple, he asks where Luke is, but they say he's missing at Toshe station, Kenobi tries to find Luke but he's nowhere to be found, Kenobi finds a way to go to Alderaan with R2, it's blown up & they enter the Death Star, using the Force Obi Wan knows to rescue Leia (she knows where the Rebel base is where R2's information is needed), he Jedi mind tricks/sneaks his way into an office, R2 plugs in & finds Leia, he tells R2 to go to a terminal to deactivate the tractor beam, R2 miraculously does this, Obi Wan sneaks/Jedi mind tricks his way to Leia, & gets her to Kenobi's transport, Kenobi dies so Leia & R2 can escape. The Rebels try but they can't blow up the Death Star unless dead Obi Wan somehow uses the Force. The Rebels are f*cked. If Leia survives, she is captured & trained by Vader. Luke doesn't do anything. Empire FTW
Yoda: "Great warrior? Wars not make one great."
Also Yoda: Commits war crime by piloting the Death Star into a planet, killing billions of people.
Palpatine: *threw the senate at yoda*
Yoda: *threw the fully operational battle station at palpatine*
Right at you buckaroo
Yoda: Checkmate, it is.
Palpatine didn’t throw himself at yoda
"Parry this, filthy casual you."
Kills trillions
The Rise of Skywalker is basically a “What if Palpatine survived his fall?”
Palpatine always survives the fall, old canon new canon alternate canon. There is no reality where our favorite camp villain doesn't come back.
@@DrewLSsix I belive that Lucas Canon wouldn't have had him come back in the flesh...
...and became a zombie?
DrewLSsix
No, he didn't survive the fall.
DrewLSsix Lucas said he was dead. Just because some comic got approved that said he survived doesn’t mean shit.
Yoda: "Great warrior? Wars not make one great."
Also Yoda: Commits war crime by piloting the Death Star into a planet, killing billions of people.
luke in the last jedi: do you honestly expect me to just swipe down the whole first order with my lightsaber?
yoda: hold my beer
Yoda seeing several Imperial citizens causing no harm: Stand together, DIE TOGETHER!
Bad boys for life?
@@possiblestranger BAD BOYS FOR LIFE!
based
Basically, “What if Leia was the protagonist?”
Literally yes,
Force Ghost Yoda
I take it the writers just didn't like Luke as a character...
I was going to watch this. Thank god i saw your comment.
@@Atom.Storm. ?
This is PC gone mad
So basically, this is: “What if Yoda saved the entire Galaxy by committing mass genocide.”
Uses the dark side he must to slaughter imperials and save the day!!!
not genocide since it's not gene based iirc that's important it's also not systematic and organised so it's really more like mass murder
Yoda commits a war crime
Master Yoda killing millions is just how I saw the development of him in Empire/Jedi. Ya nailed it.
Of course, he was a knight and a general in a galactic war. I know he was introduced as a tottering old man that made funny voices but I dont know why people were angry when he was shown as a fighter in the prequels. That's like seeing your grandpa as his kindly elderly self then getting pissed when someone points out he spent years in WW2 brutally killing germans and nazis.
DrewLSsix
I think they were mad that he was flipping around like a monkey, which is weird to see with a wise old master. It would be preferable if he only used the force to fight, showing how he is powerful enough to not even need a lightsaber.
i laughed my ass off when Yoda crashed the Death Star into Palpatine's ship. i can totally see Yoda doing something like that.
@@chicostephenson
Not ship, he went for Coruscant. With an object that size alongside it's shield's, he killed the 2 trillion residents of the planet, possibly leaving nothing but a debris field behind.
It's 2 trillion, Grandmaster Yoda of the jedi order of guardians of peace and justice caused the annihilation of the most populace planet in the galaxy.
the death star is over a hundred times the size of meteor that killed the dinosaurs. And it has shields, presumably. And it's made of stuff a lot harder than space rock.
Y'all Yoda caused a mass extinction event on Coruscant.
Aren't there like about a 100 billion people living in Coruscant? Yoda is the biggest mass killer in history
@@rokky6053 just looked it up. Over 1 trillion. Holy shit yoda
Don't forget he also killed everyone on the Death Star by doing that too. If he used Death Star as intended atleast only people on Coruscant would die
@@superbrad3716 Yoodawg
"If died for war crimes, be tried for war crimes one cannot."
Mirror Universe Yoda.
I hope there's more "what if" stories cause they are so funny when you guys narrate them
Ross Chalmers there are a few strange tales spread throughout the old Star Wars with a me specifically being Chewbacca and Han Landing on earth and while one died the other became the Sasquatch (sure you can guess which one) who lives near the old Falcon which has been found by Indiana Jones.
The other “What If” that was collected in the omnibus for these ones in the videos was basically the original draft of The Star Wars
In the wise words of Yoda Kenobi:
*H E Y M A N*
There is not oops u don’t get it poo poo head face
Thomas Preston what
This style of video benefits from Collings’ editing so much. I love watching the speech bubbles from the comic get filled in by your irreverent, witty, and thoughtful approximations of what the characters actually said. Top-notch commentary meets top-notch editing.
Collings didn't edit this, Ben and James himself actually did. I'm sure Collings could do it though considering he does more traditional animation as well
What if, at the beginning of New Hope, the small ship chased the big ship?
Grey Ghost Obi-wan sends a holo message back to Vader saying "Well, I tried to help you back on Mustafar..."
I always watch the original trilogy in reverse, for that scene and the one where Boba Fett makes his surprise entrance by popping out of the dirt mouth
So that movie would be about Princess Leia desperately trying to deliver the Death Star plans to Darth Vader, but he really doesn't want them?
I won’t mind if they brought back infinities to cover the prequels and sequels
Yeah, just go crazy! I’m sure so many Marvel writers would jump at the chance to write their own crazy Star Wars What-If stories (I doubt the Star Wars editors would let them do the new trilogy, but I’m dead certain the prequels are fair game).
Infinities 1: The Original Trilogy, but bad
Infinities 2: The Sequel Trilogy, but good
Infinities 3: The Prequel Trilogy, but... pretty much the same
@@David_the_Psalmist So bad?
What about other material as well?
Infinite 1: What If Mace Windu successfully killed Palpatine?
Infinite 2: What if Darth Maul successfully killed Palpatine? Or just straight up spilled his identity on holonet news?
Infinite 3: What if Darth Bane successfully stole Darth Zannah's body?
Infinite 4: What if Luke successfully found the holocron map to Exegol, or Anakin's ghost just told him where to get his?
Infinite 5: What if Abeloth was released early/right after Anakin killed the other Mortis gods?
Infinite 6: What if Asajj Ventress survived the Clone Wars? Dark Disciple sounded like a terrible ending to me.
Infinite 7: What if Disney went with Lucas's Sequel trilogy ideas?
What if Mace Windu talked like Sam L Jackson
Vader: "I assure you, my lord, I've no idea what you mean."
**Vader is wearing the bright blue and yellow cape of the formerly alive Lando Calrissian.**
I love how Yoda’s mindtrick on the Stormtroopers makes them talk in Yodaspeak
*“I’ll Be Seeing You..........REAL.........SOON!!!!”* 🤣💀
In all of these stories luke and leia still did kiss on death star before swinging to the other platform. So there's no fixing it lol
It was just a quick peck on the lips, not like the passionate kiss in TESB.
Hot
It was just on the cheek in A new hope
Leia gave him a quick kiss on the CHEEK in ANH which is perfectly acceptable among friends as well as family members. It was not a 10-second lip-lock like ESB
The dickhead dialogue inserted into the speechbubbles is comedy gold, i love it
Man thi- this was the bloody best caravan of garbage or whatever.
I love the idea of Vader stepping in to defeat the Emperor, and then getting electrocuted and then going "Ugh, that did not go well. That was a shithouse idea." Just the instant regret.
A small moon crashing into a planet is an extinction level event. Do they realize what they just made Yoda do? How many innocent people, people that were lied to by Palpatine, did Yoda just kill?
Billions, trillions. Yoda is worse than Palpatine oof
Adonan the Stoic well if they believed palps crap then i’d put their deaths towards survival pf the fittest + a win for the rest of the universe
@@Gagliano17
You can't justify killing civilians.
@@why8476 i mean... yes a Small moon crahsing into a planet WOULD be an extinction level event if it was caused by gravity(and thus it would have the necessery velocity and speed) but this was a controlled Crash, it wasnt Slow by ANY means but it wasnt nearly fast enough to cause the maximum damage, it wasnt near extinction level.. it WAS however corsucant, and Republica 500 at that... so.... a few thousand to million people still died in that...
Yoda truly is a jedi.
Now that we are getting Marvel animated What Ifs for Disney+, I would love to see these Star Wars stories animated (especially the New Hope one) as well. A Star Wars What If series sounds great
It’s Interesting when Yoda is in Vader’s mind. His armor and light saber are different as if that’s how Vader views himself. Just a cool little detail I appreciate
Ever since I saw the Episode 3 video game's alternate ending, I've always wanted them to make an episode 3 infinities comic based on it. Where Vader is the emperor, and Luke & Leia are his apprentices before they inevitably leave/escape to join the rebellion.
What if: Obi wan didn't have the high ground
Nothing would be the same anyone.
What if Luke became a moister farmer
Then it would just be a boring, moping Anakin (no Vader suit) chasing Obi-Wan around the galaxy for his kids.
He didn't in Phantom Menace and he still won.
@@someguywithabirdface2583 what if Luke joined the empire like he originally wanted to?
Yoda was high on ketamine, that’s why he flew the Death Star into Coruscant, killing millions of innocents
Billions
@@-_-2305 trillions
@@RoyalBlueJay morbilions
28:50 The service closet where the wayfinder is.
foreshadowing.
Funny how they do this "what if" scenario but can't even commit to it. "What if the Death Star wasn't destroyed and actually blew up the rebel base?!?... but ya know we still want certain characters around so let's write some contrived bull in there so that they can escape".
Yoda: Remember, When throw the Senate boxes at me, you did?
Palpatine: ...Yeah?
Yoda: I win
*Drops Death Star on the Imperial Palace*
"No... you suck, Leia's training." I need to hear this in yodas voice
“Suck you do, train Leia, the plan has always been”
“I’ve never seen Vader raise his leg above walking height”
Vader: Bruh
LOL Vader literally planting a seed - I'm dead.
"Oh no, Tatooine's most beloved pornographer's dead." gets me belly laughing every time
Too much ketamine I’ve done, smashed deathstar into coruscant I have.
Wish they did these for the prequels, they’re great fun. Maul kills Obi-wan and Qui-gon goes on the train Anakin like he intended. Yoda defeats Dooku but Anakin and Obi-wan die. Anakin doesn’t turn on Windu and Palpatine doesn’t execute order 66.
But... Once Palpatine's cover was blown, Maul would immediately come out of the shadows to assist him fight off the Jedi; Windu still has some work to do:
[I have HAD IT! With these muthafucken Siths, on the muthafucken Senate!]
What if Anakin killed both of them?
TPM: The droidekas show up too late to stop Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon from breaking into the bridge, resulting in an entirely new sequence of events that possibly bypass the invasion and, looking at the butterfly effect as a constant, foils Palpatine's plans before they even begin.
AOTC: The gunship carrying Anakin and Obi-Wan to the hangar, when shot down, crashes into Dooku's parked Starfighter, destroying it and effectively trapping him. Obviously Yoda easily overpowers him and takes him into Republic custody, where things go extremely different directions for not only the movie, but the Clone Wars. Specifically, they may never happen because without Dooku to command the Separatist leaders, the chain of authority breaks and the movement devolves into chaos.
ROTS: ???
“Hmm, stole my ketamine, Sidious did. Fuck him, I will. Pilot the Death Star into one of the most if not the most populated planet, I will. A war criminal, I have become.” -Yoda, 5 ABY.
I love how James and Maso don't even mention the fact that Threepio is holding Han in a choke hold pointing a gun at his head in that one panel!
24:32 "Carbonation sickness" is an unintentional mashup of "Carbonite" and "Hibernation sickness"... and my new favorite term for drinking too many colas.
Chewie, get the Space Pepto-Bismol, I drank too much Mountain Dew
"Five years later"
Guess he predicted Endgame
Yes, because time skips aren't a commonly used narrative device.
Corban Blake Yes, because jokes aren’t a commonly used way of humour
@Conn Benn I mean..... Not to be that guy again, but.... F4 came out in 1961ish, so not quite.
@Conn Benn Just sat and tried to think of another Ben for a solid minute or two. Couldn't think of anything, I feel your pain.
@Conn Benn marvel publishes star wars another connection
👍 Star Wars is so much better discussed without reverence.
You should really check out the Auralnauts channel if you're still on youtube
"Do we have to take Darth Vader?"
"Well I'm not sitting next to him..."
Yodas Suicide run is hilarious
I love how Threepio falling over turned Darth Vader good and blew up the Death Star.
"MY WORK'S NOT DUNN!" - Leia Organa
Even in the alternate universe the transitions change from swipes to star transitions
Something to think about: when they filmed the “I am your fathers scene, they had David prowse say “obi was killed your father” to hide the plot twist. What if that was the actual story?
Then who would be vader?
@@johnnystander3142 I dunno Maul or Starkiller maybe
@@johnnystander3142
Probably the guy, Obi-Wan described in ANH: Kenobi's apprentice, first name Darth, second name Vader, who betrayed the Jedi and aided the empire
@@HonestHappyHater then Vader wouldn't be that interesting
that, happened in t he real story....... from a certain point of view
This biggest shock is that C-3PO's name is written as "See-Threepio" and R2-D2 is written an "Artoo"
Never did I think I’d see Luke pull a lightsaber on Han and Han get ready to shoot Luke
Remember that scene from THE MATRIX, when Yoda told THE EMPEROR “Dodge this!”?
I hope they do these for the Prequels and the Sequels too, I love Infinites and got the paperbacks when they were released along with The Star Wars (the adaptation of GLs original script)
The what if for the sequels
Would be
Tfa: rey would die fighting kylo
Tlj: the holdo maneuver fails
And i havent seen the rise of skywalker so i caint say what that would be
@@technounionrepresentative4274 what if palpatine never came back
@@technounionrepresentative4274 My picks would be
TFA - If Ben didn't kill Han
TLJ - If Rey joined Ben after the throne room fight
TRoS - If Finn killed Kylo on the DS2 ruins
For the prequels I'd wanna see
PM - If Aniken stayed on Tatooine
AoTC - If Obi had apprehended Jango
RoTS - If Aniken saved Mace and killed Palpatine (seeing this particular What If would break my heart because it would give me feelings to see Aniken get to have a happy life)
What if the prequels weren't written and directed by Lucas and if the sequels had good planned stories in advance?
@@sgtfrozty Nah, no use lamenting what could have been when it's stuff like that. What-Ifs belong in fiction, and the energy spent contemplating how things could have been better should be spent on making sure that next time things are better. But, that's just my two cents and i'm just a stranger on the internet XD
*Yoda drives Death Star into Imperial Center, possibly murdering millions of people*
Luke: "What a god damn MadLad"
10:57 James’ delivery on “prooooooobe droid or whatever” is flawless. It stuck with me.
Young Anakin:”call an ambulance” *pulls out blaster: “but not for me”
Was about to say...I SWEAR I’ve seen this before.
But you've never seen it....AS A BLOODY TRILOGY MATE
It's funny how these fanfic writers can miss the point of characters like Yoda so thoroughly.
Your video editor makes your jokes twice as funny.
Hearing James' way of telling these stories with his casual "yeah nah fuck you or whatever" dialogue is nothing short of hilarious
There were a couple awesome events hinted at in rise of Skywalker that would of been great to see. Luke and lando chasing a jedi hunter?? Leia's training???
Empire Infinities be like: "Once, there was a frozen Skywalker. He was so frozen that EVERYONE DIED. The end. :D"
Everyone is talking about Death Star yoda, but not Vader, one of the most powerful force users in the galaxy, literally being killed by a blaster to the head!
Yeah, and that somehow turns him back to the light side.
I love the editing in these. The replacing the dialogue in the comics is hilarious
Yoda driving the Death Star into an entire city is the funniest fucking shit
You guys have the best editor on the internet.
I will happily watch these again. Three of my favourite CoG eps!
*Mission to blow up death star fails*
Luke: aight what innocent friend do I kill?
I wish there was a version of this comic with your alternate speech bubbles. 10/10
That first story is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Literally what even was the point of any other character, if Yoda could have solved the problem whenever he wanted by just kamikazing the death star into a densely populated planet.
Yoda definitely had the best line "you flipped over that chair and I saw your butt". What a bloody legend
I still can’t believe James gets bob iger’s son on his channel
What?
Born Of Bronze Bob iger CEO of Disney ? Nick mason is his son. Didn’t you know that ?
@@bottomlesspitt7798 Is he actually? Do you have a link to prove it? Not that I don't believe you it just seems like I would have heard it
I love the idea that Yoda is just really sick of Luke's shit from the moment he meets him.
The writers really wanted to see Yoda tell Luke that Vader was his father.
21:40
I am listening to this on surround sound headphones at night. There is a "tut-tut-tut" as if some Tupperware fell over behind me. You can't hear it with phone speakers. Legit thought someone was pranking me or I wasn't alone in my house. 😬
You guys are hilarious, when Yoda flew the Death Star into the emperor, and Luke’s response... what a legend 😂. Awesome
my favorite bit of this video is their dialogue that replaces the original in the bubbles. A close second in Yoda crashing the Death Star into the fucking city
When the Han Solo song played I got so happy😭
I like how now with the book of boba fett we know for sure that the rancor keeper comes with the rancor as a package deal!!
Such a wasted opportunity Bob never invited fish face or squidward in for a drink before accidentally setting off the trap door.
The ""what if" Mr. Sunday Movies really made his son an actual big sandwich?
The first one was fun, the second one was stupid, and the third one was just...weird
We talking the films or just this? lol
Doomaster the Brady family sisters.
@@Joecbg100 just these
I liked them, I liked them all, they're good. Every single one of them. And not just the first, but the second, and the third, they were good comics, and I viewed them like comics. I like them!
The ending is hilarious 😂😂😂🤣 Yoda just kills everyone 😂
The storyline for these comics is a little Maclunky.
Despite some clunky plotting and bad art, some of the ideas and scenarios presented here I really like. Clean some of it up and there's some real potential for further stories. Too bad that'll never happen.
I always struggle with how to consume these caravan of garbage episodes. On the one hand you have longer content in audio form but on the other hand you have the moving comics and sick editing by Ben. Always hard to decide.
The editing in this video is freaking epic!
I went back rewatched gundam wing as an adult not long ago and it's absolutely unintelligible. Love to see you guys pick it apart
Yoda: Hail Zeon, Yoda does!
*-colony-** D E A T H S T A R drop!*
I come back to this video at least once a month
“He’s got a thermal detonator”😂😂😂
Vader living and going on Adventures with his kids is the best ending
*Yoda could've destroyed the entire Empire just by using 1 mind trick, no need for a Skywalker*
Love the word bubble replacements.
Trying to put a comment on all of the comic episodes. MORE COMIC EPISODES PLEASE! It's the absolute best, love you guys
Wild seeing 2020 in the upload date of CZcams videos.
Sound quality changes for Return of the Jedi, as does the story quality.
11:32 right here we’re witnessing the first instance of Mason’s iconic character “Rude Obi-Wan Kenobi”
Love the way you tell these stories. So funny. Keep them coming...