"Mom, I've Sold $2k of My Sperm" - Face Your Mother
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- čas přidán 26. 06. 2024
- James invites two young men to Stage 56 and their mothers via video conference to play a game of Face Your Mother, in which James asks some pretty personal questions just head of Mother's Day.
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*That awkward moment when your mom looks younger than you...* 😧
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lol Henry :O
HENRY THE RC CAR gh
Its henry
HENRY THE RC CAR 😂😂😂
8:40 that’s the sound of a mother possibly realizing that she has grandchildren who don’t know about her
@Julia Pedreira
Introducing Facebook Libra
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The ingredients to every corporate dystopian scifi nightmare in all good fiction.
calibra.com/ The Calibra wallet.
libra.org/en-US/white-paper/ The White paper.
Rundown From Reddit user R4Id:
Confirmed stable coin
A basket of bank deposits and short-term government securities will be held in the Libra Reserve for every Libra that is created
-libra.org/en-US/about-currency-reserve/#the_reserve
Who's doing what
The initial group of organizations that will work together on finalizing the association’s charter and become “Founding Members” upon its completion are, by industry:
Payments: Mastercard, PayPal, PayU (Naspers’ fintech arm), Stripe, Visa
Technology and marketplaces: Booking Holdings, eBay, Facebook/Calibra, Farfetch, Lyft, MercadoPago, Spotify AB, Uber Technologies, Inc.
Telecommunications: Iliad, Vodafone Group
Blockchain: Anchorage, Bison Trails, Coinbase, Inc., Xapo Holdings Limited
Venture Capital: Andreessen Horowitz, Breakthrough Initiatives, Ribbit Capital, Thrive Capital, Union Square Ventures
Nonprofit and multilateral organizations, and academic institutions: Creative Destruction Lab, Kiva, Mercy Corps, Women’s World Banking
We hope to have approximately 100 members of the Libra Association by the target launch in the first half of 2020.
Permissioned or permissionless?
Libra will start as a permissioned blockchain.
Consensus method?
The Libra Blockchain adopted the BFT approach by using the LibraBFT consensus protocol. This approach builds trust in the network because BFT consensus protocols are designed to function correctly even if some validator nodes - up to one-third of the network - are compromised or fail. This class of consensus protocols also enables high transaction throughput, low latency, and a more energy-efficient approach to consensus than “proof of work” used in some other blockchains.
(I'll dig into this after) developers.libra.org/docs/state-machine-replication-paper
Anonymity?
The Libra Blockchain is pseudonymous and allows users to hold one or more addresses that are not linked to their real-world identity.
the issue i see with this is since its run by Facebook they dont need KYC/AML. to quote CZ
"They have so much more data on the 2 billion people. Not just name, id, address, phone number. They know your family, friends, real-time/historic location, what you like... They know you more than yourself. And now your wallet too."
Interest? dividends?
Interest on the reserve assets will be used to cover the costs of the system, ensure low transaction fees, pay dividends to investors who provided capital to jumpstart the ecosystem (read “The Libra Association” here), and support further growth and adoption. The rules for allocating interest on the reserve will be set in advance and will be overseen by the Libra Association. Users of Libra do not receive a return from the reserve.
libra.org/en-US/about-currency-reserve/#the_reserve
It’s not really grandchildren.
She probably cried... no way she deserved to find out on live TV
Cricket Classics that’s very rude
Nothing wrong in donating sperms. Either way we waste it everyday.
Matt is a legit business man. First he’s selling condom then he moves to weed. Wow
he has a diverse portfolio.
ND works at hustler casino he been bout that Life LMAO
@@Rogersmissy petty cash
noun
an accessible store of money kept by an organization for expenditure on small items.
"I took the money out of the petty cash and paid her"
And he gave him his mom drugs and he got a playboy subscription from his grandma
@@bezllama3325 Haha yea nobody ever thinks like that. If anything I imagine most people appreciate those little weird exchanges as just something kinda funny to break up the monotony of the same old interactions, and then completely forget about it.
The other day I was checking out at Target, had maybe four bags of items and the girl behind the counter, I noticed her name tag said Lyric and I just thought that was kind of a cool name, and just blurred out “That’s a pretty name, Lyric.” And she was like “Thank you.” And then she started talking about what she was gonna do after work and how she didn’t have any plans and I realized oh, she thought I was hitting on her so she’s trying to nudge things along here, drop some hints. Once I got home, I realized I didn’t have one of the bags, she forgot to put it in my cart. I think we were both just so shook by the moment, her by being unexpectedly hit on and me by realizing I had accidentally hit on her, that neither of us realized a bag was left sitting on top of the little carousel thing lol. Had to drive all the way back up there
You sure the one on the right is his mom? Holy moly
Why so low down man?
She looks stunning and certainly doesn’t look old enough to have a son that age.
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@@bradleyroopchand5745 YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*when your mom is younger than you*
*When you copy another comment for likes*
Saif Xr8 hahaha I seen that! A lot of people said it, but I don’t care about likes.. lol. And I always comment before even reading the comments.
haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ceara Bostick open Bob and vagene
How does that work?
That awkward moment when it's been revealed on public television that you're a pot dealer.
LMAO!!!,
Free advertising 😂
PHAHAHAHA
@mellamosean um that doesn't mean it's legal for anyone to sell it lol
mellamosean there’s still a huge market for illegal selling because they raised the smoking age to 21 when they legalized weed, so people under 21 still have to buy illegally unless they have a med card
Son: I was selling condoms in high school...
Mom: What is wrong with you???
😜🤣😂🤣😂
Lodogg 3323 other son: i sold my sperm for 2K....
but daaaaaaaamn 2k worth of semen ._.
@@LeJosh681 petty cash
noun
an accessible store of money kept by an organization for expenditure on small items.
"I took the money out of the petty cash and paid her"
999th Like from me 😂
No need for the stupid emojis
HE WAS SELLING DRUGS TOO HE WAS BOUT TO SAY IT LMAOOOOO
Reina looks like her son's older sister.
shes hot cougar
I think she looks like his little sister
blameitonablackstar true
blameitonablackstar I
Probably is.
what a great way to tell your mom she may have grandkids out there somewhere 🤦
Jennifer Williams even though he uses condoms every time...
Marcel Johe Artificial insemination is the most common demand of customers who go to sperm donation banks. Are you telling me that is not how sperm donation "works?"
Marcel Johe lol what else are they gonna do with all the sperm they collect?
Hrishabh Singh I think they were answering reicirith
I was talking about when he actually has sex, not when he's donating sperm. As in she might have lots of grandkids out there even though he always uses a condom during sex. Damn it, the joke's not funny if you have to explain it.
Lmao when tht guy say he sold 2k in sperm the other guy looking at him with full respect🤣
8:40 was the most real reaction I've ever seen. His mom is a SAINT for not beating him through the computer😂
FB coin does not need a blockchain, and is no threat to bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies. Like stated before, its paypal on facebook suite of apps.
What it actually is competing against is banks (retail and central), which is interesting. If people choose to put their fiat currencies into this fb coin, and then consume these coins in purchases etc, what it means is the banks are getting their legs cut out under them.
No longer are these people holding all their savings in their bank account. Now the banks have less of our money to lend out to others (fractional reserve lending). No longer are these people spending and transacting their fiat currencies, banks and payment merchants don't get the transaction fees they usually get. The only function the banks have in this process is holding the fiat which eventually gets turned to the fb coin, or banks that hold fiat that act as a security for the coins (ie that the libra foundation holds)
It will be interesting to see how regulators and banks react now, they must be scared
As for Bitcoin, this is great for it, it's re-opening the conversation about money, finance, and how governments and central banks have constantly screwed up our money system. As people take steps to participate in the libra ecosystem, they will also start looking into Bitcoin, and realize the advantages it has over everything else (including Libra), as a 100% trustless and secure store of value and value transfer.
sellected writes...
My opinion is crypto for day to day currency is stone cold dead. It had 10.. whole... years to figure something out and failed. Facebook & co have obviously been watching and learning from others mistakes for a year or two
99% of crypto projects are useless, so I guess you could say crypto is dead yes (doesn't mean you can't make money off it atm though). But the underlying technology of crypto and its use in real world applications is just getting started. This is where the real value is. Smart Contracts will transform the way many businesses and industries operate
Steve Thea wtf u on bro
@@stevethea5250 you are in the wrong comment section..
@@sajjadrazzaq6890 NZT
@@fanisandilya3468 I am a banker and have worked in and around banking for several decades. You ask: Do bankers treat you differently if your bank account has a large balance?
Yep. Dang right. I suspect this isn't a popular answer. This is a pocket book issue. A paycheck issue. My pocketbook and paycheck.
Besides that obvious answer, the subtle answer is one of respect. Clients with high balances are probably disciplined savers and investors, profitable business owners, and generally hard working people. Probably having above average intelligence and education. All of those are admirable.
These clients have frequent conversations with their banker about financial matters. And this builds a personal relationship. I like talking to my friendly acquaintances.
I dont want to know How his grandma Look when his mother Looks so young 😂
Adrien Diop his mother probably looks like a toddler or something 😂
Remo Crapstuff 😂 could be, could also be his Girl
That's exactly why i wanna know😏
Introducing the first 30-year-old man who never got out of high school habits of smoking pot... with the world's first teenage grandmother... who supplies him with premium porn subscriptions...
Reina looks so young and fine to be his mom tbh🔥😂😂
Sara A. Bitch are we looking at the same person?
Corey Moyer em and why!
yea
10 years ago I had a female colleague, who was 36 at the time and smoking hot! Sport leggings hot! One day a young man picked her up from the work place and I thought, it was her lover. Nope, her son. The got pregnant with 15, became mother at 16 and grandma with 37 .
I'm 26 and my mom is 39...and we look like sisters.
“Homa, have you ever smoked marijuana?”
Homa: *Shit, i’m high right now*
Yup it foes
What did you're mom find in you're room ?
Dirty socks with glue in them ..
;-; o m g
Thats what she said your* ....
In "containers"
Ew
😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥
I kinda sold sperm for 2k dollars. Mom: thinks of how many grandchildren she must have😂
"You are SO in trouble now, Youngman!!!!"
Nah she’s Persian so she’ll probably beat him with a slipper when he gets home
@@somerandomdude8588 how kind of you. I think a palm/date tree branch whip. RIP persian guy.
@@somerandomdude8588 true 😂👍
Yo 1k
I sold condoms in high school too. Got them free from the health department and every boy wants to say he is active so they buy. Easy money in high school. Thanks for the memories.
Ryan Springer liquor weed and condoms... Easy to sell in high school cuz everybody want to be cool
Cigarets in our school and cheap sweets
Conor McGrotty $0.25/ea from middle school til end of high school on '02
Ryan Springer 50p for a single and you bought 10 for 2.50, double.yoir money thay was in like 2010
Conor McGrotty ya. Quarter was for friends. If I liked ya 2 for 1. If you were a "duck" or a "bama" then a dollar per lol
The first time I read it I thought it said “mom, I’ve sold $2k of YOUR sperm” lol
same here
same here
The way he said “homa” @ 3:59 😂😂 I died
Josephine Vasquez HhOoMaa
Reina must’ve had her son at a very young age. She looks young
Kevon’s mom looks like she wants to ground him lol 😂
Nancy Piotter So true.
Kayvon but ye
Nancy Piotter 😂😂😂😂😂
señor football Keiwan but ye
Ninja Cutting Onions actually its keivan
8:42 the amount of joy on james’ face from the mom’s gasp 😂😂💖
Am i the only one who's clocked that her name is homa😂
And homa in my language(swahili) means fever
@@SefrozaMafuru no homa :)
I thought of Homer Simpson
It's actually a persian name but in english it does sound like homer🤣
Doubt it cause it said her name was Homa
the white dude gave his mom a marijuana and his grandma gave him play boy magazine what an amazing family
he aint white he is latino !!!
Abo khaled Almutiri i cant see a white boy?
Why must people simplify ethnic backgrounds to “white dude” even when a guy is clearly olive complexion. It’s no fun
Abo khaled Almutiri "A Marijuana"
Abo khaled Almutiri true dat
what a way to tell ur mom she is a grama
Majed Majed HAHAHAHAHHA
Yep and she seems pretty traditional and conservative too.. poor thing 😂😱 🙊
😂😂😂 my mom would hang me in the tree and questions me which ladies and where are her grandkids after that.
The mother was pregnant at the age of 8.
@@astrophelia Dah, do you know jokes?
@@Crisis.Knight thats a fact in philippines theyre are young girls at the age of 10 or 12 and they cant abort it because it is illegal in the philippines
Jeneditz 0321 But that is not what were talking about here
@@Crisis.Knight ehhh but still im just pointing out the fact there FYI😒
She literally looks like an average middle aged woman with her hair, makeup and nails done. Have you never seen a dolled up middle aged woman?
Rena looks like she could be her son’s sister 😂 she even sounds like a 20 year old
I have an angel watching over me and I call her mom.
Sheila Dey *Oke*
Best comment so far ❤❤
Cute Or very dark...
Sheila is cute AND dark
Bladeline damn to be an angel you must be...dead
She's probably shocked because that means she's far behind on her "grandchild-knitting-projects"
MrWh0cares Ha!!! 😂😂
Wow. Reina is really young and pretty
You're a grandmother?
Really! Who's the mother?
*Pulls out cvs receipt length list
Matt's mum looks like she could be his sister! He looks older than his age and she looks way younger 😂
His grandma got him a subscription to Playboy
Good Lord I love his grandma
These are the two perfect participants for this game omg they both had wild stories
reinas eyes were literally GLOWING im in love
8:36 thank me later
Thanks you
Thank you 😄😄😅
Bloody clickbaits..... thanks:)
Lol thanjs
Thanks
The mom just found out she has $2000 worth of grandkids
I luuuuurrrrve her ascent n how she pick her words consciously
New job interview : So you’re the sperm guy! 😂😂😂😂
James Corden is totally my favorite host 😄
inspirepaul I like Jimmy Kimmel better
Craig Ferguson was better
Cheslin Maratita na he sucks
Cheslin Maratita i guess it's always down to opinion but i think Jimmy is just so unfunny
I can’t stand him
9:09 thats a face of regret when you know you said a bit too much
Hahahaha
“Has your son ever does drugs?”
Mom: No!
Son: *Oh I’m actually an addict. I run a dealer since I was in high school too*
Kinda bounced around campus...she treated college wang like an olympic multi pogo event
???
Haahah
My Parents are lesbians, so I’d have to have two screens 😂😂
Cody Whitlock I’ve seen mention this on so many CZcams videos..lol
King Tut it's called adoption
Or they could sit together on one screen.. O.O Mind blown yet?
King Tut )
Is it sad that I'm immediately assuming that they raised you good so I'm like..."I should get me a man like that" lmao
Good job to the show for showcasing some diversity!!! It is great to see some representation of everyone!
waster1228 Agreed!
I agree, too!
good point and now when I think about it, it's actually cool, no politics, no religion, just young men doing boys stuff and mum being 100%
Yeah that was everyone wasn’t it...
waster1228
They are far from pretty though...
Diversity does not equal good.
This game brings really everyone together 😂😂😂
This video is gold! Guaranteed to make someone laugh even on their worst day 😂🤣
when he says he made 2k selling his sperm , the other guy went , hell yeah.....
Reina does not look old enough to have that son!
Jess_Marie_G he looks 40 and she looks 20
Rory she looks 40, he looks 35
My tita looks like she is 25 but she is 43 and has a kid (my cousin) who is 28.
I think the "it was pot" was really quick interrupting his mom with slight panic in his eyes. It was not pot.
Love the framed doggo photo next to Homa !
I don't think James should shake his hand...
A E.W why not...
if you dont know, youre too young
LMAOOOO
Bwhahahah
I get it but this shits retarded I feel like you're easily 12 but you're tryna shit on this kid for being too young
Traumatic Mother's Day for Mom Homa
7:20 he was about to say he sold drug's too🤣🤣🤣
Don't know why he doesn't bother stating the fact. Maybe statute of limitations haven't met its course.
7:18 the Reina son thinking "thankful she doenst know, ahahaha, imagine "
He said about a week ago his Mom snooped through his room bro needs to move out lol
ok so I’ve been noticing weirder and weirder things about live tv. Why do the mothers have the same white boards??? To be honest the mom on the left looks like she’s in a dressing room
And the mom on the right looks like she’s backstage or something . I also noticed on Ariana’s performance of No Tears Left To Cry on Jimmy Fallon, the cuts were to different.... what do you think?
Standup Reject 🤔
Of course they are all in the studio, because if mothers/fathers would film at home with their laptop cameras it wouldn't be good for TV. But I think it's not fake, no one even said that mothers are at home or somehwere, they just signed up for the show and that's it, that doesn't mean it is staged or something.
standup reject, can you give a link to that particular arianne show? thanks
They do that so the moms won’t end up beating their kids. Lol
It’s actually not the same whiteboard
0:07 he said that it was Mother’s Day weekend and I’m watching this the day after Mother’s day😂
rofl i grew up with matt and still talk to him till this day. great guy.
Why are people so surprised that his mom looks so young? Not everyone waits to have kids until their late 20s/30s. Especially in certain cultures, it's typical to start a family while you're still pretty young.
Besides, some people just have good genes.
Kamiko Blalark they're more surprised at the fact that she looks youngER than her son. The beard doesn't help him lol
She has grandchildren she didn't know about. That is not a joke
Love that they're very open 👌👌
This is by far the best game played on TV shows ever😂😂😂
Haaaa....???? We are all in shock... Lols...
Those moms are pretty cool.
This is the best segment!!!
You know your f**ked up when your own mom says “What’s wrong with you?”
Reina looks like a cool mom
Homa is a classic Iranian mom😂😂
My father had looked through my room. He found food wrappers.....
♥️ you dad
Dude the look on her face is the new Mastercard slogan.... priceless
Love from Poland 💜
“She loves me.” LMAOOOOO
Respect the hustle
When I saw the reaction on Homas
face I think she was thinking that she was a grandma.
This has always been one of my favourite segments, I wish there was more of them!
8:37 is when he says it. You’re welcome people who don’t feel like looking through the whole video
Omg the reaction is priceless😹😹😹
The way James started smiling and pointing at the screen after he heard her gasp 😂😂😂😂
Oh my god, if I did any of these things my mom would have given me an upside down chapal (slipper) to the face
😂😂
How does Reina look younger than her son 😳 she looks GORGEOUS and so YOUTHFUL 💕
I'm watching this on 4/20 lol... happy birthday homa!!
"His mom is surprised, I think we all are in a way" 😂
I literally watched this EXACTLY 1Year later....
Like, how cool is that😎
His mom sure did bounce around thru the campus.......good times
This is my favourite Face Your Blank!
Homa is such a Sweet mother man, love you all 😊
I LOVE this!!
He didn't even have to say anything about the sperm lmao
@Yeuori he did said it but he didnt need too
Homa's reaction is almost as priceless as James's reaction to Homa's reaction. 🤣🤣🤣
Your grandma?!
She loves me
😂😂😂
The mom used a hand gesture that indicates she found the tiniest condom ever 🤣😂🤣
WHAT THE HECK , how is reina the mom? IM SOO CONFUSED, not to be awkward but anyone would think shes his wife lmaoo
Michael Robins wtf chill
@Michael Robins wtf lmao that's why you'll never have a good relationship
@Michael Robins that's not cool, you can't insult people like that. I find Latinas pretty
Michael Robins you’re not funny whatsoever 🤷🏾♀️
I love these families.
You know Matt is something else entirely. An entire different breed
Lmao😂💓Reina is really beautiful and looks so young omg😍😂
Well ummm that was awkward
Ella Star
not as awkward as i thought it would be
Ella Star I’m as dope as two rappers so you better be scared, cause that means Albert E equals MC Squared
shanethesaiyan um sure...
Ella Star
shanethesaiyan was referring to ERB if your not familiar search it up on CZcams.
Connor RK800 I just don't get why would he even reply that to this comment...
8:36 the mom was like “oh my god I have secret grandkids...”
“What is wrong with you” 😂😂