Rap God (Dear Ryan)
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Why be a king, when you can be a lamp?
blameitonjorge not just any lamp,
But the lamp god
blameitonjorge sounds so pathetic 😂😂😂
ryan2698 - Minecraft
Maybe, when you put it that way 😂.
blameitonjorge You said it wrong. It's why be a flashlight, when you can be a lamp?
blameitonjorge hjjj
Ryan is one of the most clever people on CZcams, seriously
Joshua Muhammad ^^^
How about really freekin clever? (That's a channel)
YEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no adhd helps him
Its Actually True He even talk on any country in the world and doesn't laoughing about Israel, soudia arab, turkie, and whatever
Rayan We Love Your Channel So Much'
I deleted the original comment so now you're wondering how I got over 2k likes
You can't think of a username? I think your u yousername is your name
No shit it
Ikr
Oh I get it cryan higa
bruh so good comment
here again after 9 years and this guy still doesn't fail to make me laugh.. what a legend man..
Dear Ryan please come back 🥲🥲
he's a full time streamer now 😔
Deer,Ryan
Lamp God full version?
YES!! PLEASE!! If not I'll make it and it'll be way worse, so you choose.
NeverTrustAnAtom So it's possible it can be way better? Or worse? What? Huh? Oh what do I know. I don't trust you. You're an atom.
NeverTrustAnAtom im not trusting you, you Atom
The Flamazing Gamers you're a hero
scorpionbutt101 Im sorry but Ryan isnt a deer.
Dear Ryan,
You have a lot of free time.
Izaya Orihara Shut up
Izaya Orihara boi shut up
Izaya Orihara boi shut the fuck upp
Izaya Orihara he doesn't, Because he makes videos and some take days
Izaya Orihara noooooooooo are you sure?
_When you were pretending to cry, I was crying too._
_Please don't ever do that again-_
_Nearly gave me a heartattack-_
_Lol i can speak like this too_
Jelly Belly -and like this- i think this works too #donno#
Jelly Belly -what-
Jelly Belly it failed sorry XD
i fell shamed couse i am
lol
2:15
Ryan : No I don't watch my own videos
Twitch Ryan 2020: reacting to his old videos
Twitch Ryan 2021: still Watching his own videos
@@thegamingpotato7183 yep
I wish her come back to the main channel
The sad truth
Dear Ryan, can you cut your hair? It looks like a dirty mop.
I knew at LEAST one person would say it.
+Kyle Starman so did i
you are da-rude he has feelings
+TheProudProcrastinator OMG DID YOU NOT WATCH THE VIDEO? HE TOLD US TO COMMENT
Lol I wanted to put that
Thanos:snap god
Mom:slap god
Dora:map god
Usain Bolt:lap god
Eminem:rap god
Me: nap god
Ryan:lamp god
I cant stop laughing on this comment
Mom:slap god
Me: crap god
Ninja:trap god
Me:dumb God
"I better not get flagged..."
**reads curse word dictionary**
thisneedsmorelikes
Sorrymyspacebarwontwork
@@crusty.pizzaface5721 lol
@@crusty.pizzaface5721 sameihateit
@@crusty.pizzaface5721 samelolithappenstomeeverytimeidontknowwhattodopleasehelpthisisacryforhelpsademojisademojisademoji
holyshitguythankyousomuchfor3likesIcantbelievemyspacekeystilldoesntworklmaouhyeahthisisagainacryforhelpsomeoneplshelpmesademojisademjisademoji
Dear Ryan
Please come back
that makes me sad that someome could be filled with so much hate as write such awful comments.
it sucks that he had to learn through personal experience, but I'm proud that Ryan has learned to deflect negativity and genuinely not let it bother him and just be his own, funny self
give your friend a hug! I'm sure that guy was joking
he was not joking about it, my friend!
give your friend a hug!
give your friend a hug! yeah
Who's watching this in 2017
I am right now.🐄
Bryan Zavala mee
Bryan Zavala me
me
Bryan Zavala me
Dear Ryan,
Hunt Billy Jones down and make him step on a lego.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
yes
3:24 wow, i've never seen ryan swear that much since how to be gangster and how to be gangster 2
Bruh
XD
how to be edgy aswell
True that
I wish he made the Lamp God a full song. I'd buy that right away!
same here
wha ded i sey
***** he ment the song
All of the negative comments are about how terrible us asians are. Seriously what did we do? We're just being asian. Its not our fault we asian.
#AsianAndProud
***** Exactleh
Pillowey exact"lee" 😂😂😂
Yes. I agree. Even in not racist to the races. That guy that commented that on ryan he's officially in my death list.
Good you're Asian and lucky but im ugly...
#IMUGLYANDIMPROUD
Anelise Ang Did u even read the whole thing lol?
Ryan: just because I can talk fast doesn’t mean I can rap like Eminem
5 seconds later.
Lamp god
Dear Ryan, do you still read comments from this video 6 years ago
Holy cow thank you for all the likes! 😊♥️
Underrated comment
@@hyperlunaka7344 dats a different person . I'm not on quora
@@kush5107 ?
@@tarunviegas8481 there was a guy named hyperlunka who said he knows me from quora. I said I'm not on quora. Maybe he deleted his comment
@@kush5107 ok
no one is saying how awesome that lamp god song was!
I was just about to say that
Yeah the song is epic
+I hate life and everything else
YOUR USERNAME EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
do you know the name , can you please tell me
+Anime Lover Rap God by Eminem
Billy Jones,the person who sent the rude message.
You doo doo
Yeah like what's his deal, like he can do better -_- I bet he's just jealous and just comment that for attention -_- and why does he doesn't like his videos? Like seriously?Why? Also DanTDM too, he has haters too but dont know why -_-
Billy person who ever do
Billy Jones, you are a f***
Howling_Wolf I like to eat parts of doors,this isn’t important I’m just saying this.
Eh they are just a racist that it dumber that crap.
Hats off to your dedication !!
Dear Ryan you are the true legend of CZcams...
Yes rick asstley
😐
Ryan 2014: I can’t rap like Eminem
Ryan 2019: Hold my ninja milk
why?
No!
It's Ninja Melk™
Sirius Black *melk
Hello
Sirius Lee Black
u are so creative dude
Aditya Iyer ft
Ryan Higa is the best...
I watch some your vids
Thanks Aiden O'Connor San. I am a big fan of Ryan Higa...
Name: Moana Legends
Profile Picture: BigHero6
You disappoint me, sir...
I see you a lot around CZcams. At least it's not as much as the devil (Justin Y.)
Thought Leo was your Idol?
I'm here because i miss dear ryan 😓 i started following him in 2015 ❤ I'm enjoying the old videos
I love Ryan's songs too much
SquishyVampire GD *SAMMMMMMMMMME HE IS BETTER THAN EMINEM*
too good for eminem
Grant Preston
Ryan Higa - The smosh that never ran out of ideas 😅 (edit: whoa thanks for 100+ likes)
INiGO_ VLOGZ I don't even find smosh funny.. Ryan's the best
Imo, the old Smosh was very good
Any one else think Ryan looks like Glenn from the walking dead with long hair?
yes
Yes
Definite
RACIST!!! saying all asians look a like!
Ranqo ._.
Watching Ryan's vids again after like 2 years. It feels all new
Yes for me he was the best youtuber
Albert Einstein : nothing is faster than speed of light
Ryan higa : you sure bro
Hi
@@Wagala00 hi
Hype Highlights I think you’re the dumbass
Lyrics coming at you at super light speed
@@lityfity4197 i agree with random guy ur the dumbass here. Get that bs logic out of here
When he was crying I literally started tearing. But I noticed the unions. lol.
Onions* LOLZ IKR
WOW
OMG
THE UNIONS
THEY'RE... UNITING
😧🔫 , *onions.
***** Pssst. It's called a really dodgy joke made out of another's mistake.
Ryan has the best response to hate comments 😂 love you Ryan!
Abey
One day this will be in everyone's recommended. Till then I rest here.
well it did for me
Dear Ryan, can you cut your hair? It looks like a mop.
Uh... How about you watch recent videos?
I didn't mean it in a rude way, it's just that this videos is pretty old.
ummmm
i watch the recent vids his most recent is him as a ninja giving food to the homeless
Sudipta Lahiri, I meant look at his hair. It'd obviously been cut. So, you don't have to ask him to cut it on a really old video.
this guy really puts the most effort in his videos, seriously great work.
Dear ryan i hope ur channel grows even more,
Peace
XoX GAMING I
I can't even imagine CZcams without Ryan Higa
Exactly :(
Chua Yu Xi But... the world NEEDS teehee! :o
DIYwithKIM OMFG UR LIKE FAMOUS U HAVE 2K I KNOW A LOTTA PEOPLE THINK THATS NOT A LOT BUT TO ME THATS LIKE A LOT I MEAN IMAGINE 2000 PEOPLE STANDING THATS A LOT PLZZ REPLY BACK :)
CJ Betterton Hahahaha I'm not famous :)
DIYwithKIM yeah u kinda r 2k subs is a lotta people
Ryan's hairstyle at the time became everyone's hairstyle during quarantine
Dear Ryan, the hair reminds me of Glen..Walking dead.
***** IKR :O
OMG UR RIGHT!!!
Haha so true
Who’s glen??
I watch your vids I’m still young but I love drawing! 👍 keep up the good work
Dear ryan, can you let it go?
Omg that lamp thing made me laugh so hard
Hacks & Tutorials same I'm dying
Hacks & Tutorials your right
The rap was so funny
Hacks & Tutorials Like I died of laughter
Hacks & Tutorials h
5:05 Sean getting pantsed still has me dying to this day 😂 and every movement is in sync with the beat 🤣😭
You know what Ryan? I think our relationship is finally at that point where you should learn about my existence..
i know you..
nigahiga That was fast.. So, u wanna marry me?
Veronique Jackson no. he wants to marry Sean. Ryan✖Sean
Veronique Jackson Bro u might b some kind of shit!!!! u should poooooooop! sorry bro i mean sis................. Oh man shit or should I say Woman Shit
Veronique Jackson stalker much?
Ryan is one of the few popular youtubers that still uploads good videos
u are right
True... True.
I agree
That is true... Sadly
ikr he is ytf
Ryan : *reads hate comment*
Me : *Loads LMG with murderous intent*
Lol
Where is this comment on a vidio
It said malicious intent in the original
Me: _loads machine gun with religious intent_
What? Lol
I miss dear ryan, it was just better life
Ryan: I can't rap like Eminem
Also Ryan: Remakes one of Eminem's fastest songs (rap god)
EthanTheCuber 666 what’s up fellow cuber
You actually have 666 in your name 😂😂😂 please tell me it’s ironic
Lucky you is eminem fastest...
fastest rap songs*
LiLboss 13 he said ‘one of’
Ryan: no I can not rap.
Comment: can you make a rap about lamps?
Ryan: yeah!
thats... the... joke...
HES NOT A RAPPER (supa hot 🥵 FIREE 🔥)
@@doctorlaughtor9884 ikr killed it r/wooooooosh
He's a newbie guys
you are one smart guy
Wow I get blown away by Ryan's creativity and effort every single video I watch, and I've been watching his videos for years now :p
Yeah hes amazing
wow that pic tho
Woah your pic is intense what anime is that?
Probably hentai lol...
Dayummmm You watch hentai?
Billy jones just learned some swear words im gonna tell his mom lol
Dear, Ryan. I love your positive outlook on things and I love that you don't care what mean stuff people say. If only I didn't care so much, though I'm trying my best, its still hard. I hope you keep doing what you're doing and I hope you know that I love you for who you are. You're an amazing person and I think you need to be more recognized by more people and loved by all too. You're inspirational in your own way and that's what I love about you. So thank you for inspiring me to have more self confidence. I also know this comment wont make it into a dear ryan video but I still hope you see it at least. Keep fighting strong! With love from a new fan!
cringe
@@reddlight3632 :(
Thank you, you are very kind
cringe
@Mallak Mishkat cringe
To Billy Jones:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking to cause comment trouble on CZcams I can tell you I don't have any money to stop you, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a long time on the CZcams comment section. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you take that comment abuse back that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and il bring the over 14,000,000 subscribers of this fan base to you.
Billy Jones, it's people like you that makes the world that is the CZcams comment section depressing sometimes.
But nice vid anyway Ryan 😉
best comment ever
Agreed
Yeah who ever the fuck that billy guy is.tell billy go fuck your self
Alymcd1234 You put so much effort into a comment that random hater will (probably) never read...
***** I doubt you could actually do that... -_-
How could 2k people miss the like button???
2k people watched this upside down.
+Crispiii To death Ohhhh ok
ikr
yeah
really?
Dear Ryan,
I miss you
LAMP GOD
Super Smash Bros Cinematic World injured
Aha hahahahahahahaha
Super Smash Bros Cinematic World how dear you make fun of Eminem
LOLKing YT how is that making fun of Eminem, but if it some how did make fun of Eminem then I'm sorry I didn't know
Super Smash Bros Cinematic World I
I thought it was Eminem rapping for a second.
Lamps are da best.
Some Random Guy the best* dont be racist with da :/
@@joppa1269 nice profile
@@erinyoung24 thx bro
Change ur pic ur not pewdiepie
@@faresafandi9360 yeh
Am I the only that felt bad until he got out the onions but felt he was just trying to be funny but was depressed inside
Me
Maybe... 😢
+Robert Zieba omg that emoji is so adorable I'm gona cry
me 2
me
Still holds up!🎉🎉🎉
Dear ryan, I'm 2 yrs late, so ye...
Same
+Alejandro Vidal cough
same
Oh lol
+Quadnumber me too
♥ Spread The Love ♥
Holy crap i scroll down and see one of my favorite youtubers, Kwebbel you are awesome!
Why are you in every comment section I see with ♥?
OMG kwebblekop!
Every video I watch, Kwebbel is here :3
Second subscriber that we have incommon
I know I'm late, but you asked, Ryan...
Dear Ryan, can you cut your hair? It looks like a dirty mop!
I'm late too... 2 years actually
7
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+GlowMine l
B
1:34
Probably the most iconic Ryan I have seen in my whole entire life.
4:18 Billy Joes, I'd like to see you get as many subscribers as Ryan
Hell even marvel entertainment doesn't have as many subs
I second that
+Se Chan thank you
Yeah. Tell my dead body when you do(billy jones).
+shreyansh amin no problem
He legit looks like Han Solo
dead inside?
are you blind?
I wrote that as well
ikr
the ASIAN kind lol
54% Dear Ryan cut your hair
26% Off topic comments
20% of comments telling him he looks like something else
he kinda looks like Aladdin...
+xox Lizzie From the anime MAGI
He looks like Eugene off of tangled
true
fuck u
I like how all Ryan's Sketch never lose relevance.
Dear Ryan, Can you make a Dear Ryan theme song?
JIN stole Jimin's jams
A Liiittllee late?
Army meheh
Armys🌚🌚🌚
DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE JAKIE CHAN THATS SO COOOL
I agree he looks like Jackie Chan
so co-oo-oo-oo-ol o it's so pretty so pretty
The reasent comment is RACIST
Xr.Rider324 lol
+Edwin Pokemongamer wtf r u on about?
I'm so sad I'm Asian.
BILLY JONES WHY U GOTTA BE LIKE UR MOM
That_Obese Child Same
Is gacha dead yet?
I’m Asian and I suck at math and I don’t like rice
Mazen Makhrat
Me: we have a city to burn
[WUT]A random inkling
Finally a guy i can relate to
Except for the rice part
I can't believe this is 10 years old.
He puts so damn much effort into a simple Dear Ryan vlog! Damn he's good.
That rap was freaking sick D: you could actually make great hip hop!
You have terrible taste in music
Danbrooks10 its sarcastic
@@ginois2cute4u97 you see the joke is he listens to KSI and is insulting peoples taste in music.
@@ginois2cute4u97 I’d have to agree. Hip hop is literally the worst music genre ever
4:40 is where he talks about Eminem
4:55 is where he rap about lamps
4:59 is where the music starts
omg yasss hahaha
Idgaf im gonna watch the vids u just want likes
Lilly hi
Lilly thanks
L
You look like han from “The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift”
Dear Ryan,
How much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub.
Ryan never stop doing what you do. Because its dope and hilarious
its gotta stop at some point
yeah he kinda stopped ;-;
Curse you all and your foreshadowing!
(Sorry if I’m being mean. I miss Ryan.)
Dear Mop, please cut your Ryan.
All of Ryan's videos are still so funny
Ryan, you seriously need to make a full Lamp God music video that was amazing haha
IKR!
Billy Jones must be a 5 year old,
Dear Ryan, do a roast mixtape against Billy Jones.
BBZooka Nero Space seriously ? Send a link to his channel
Don’t get him attention lol
xReapingPhoenix Vloggs I don't think is worth giving attention to Billy
xReapingPhoenix Vloggs yes
yaasssssssss he should so much how could a human being be so rude and mean. if Ryan doesn't make a diss track on him should we make a diss track on him?lol idk
Dear Ryan,
There are a million lamps being held hostage at my job's warehouse, can you save them?
Thanks,
Lee
Lol
I love his style clever not sticking in just one thing and have variety and just random and that's what it make great
I miss you please comeback you're like Cong Tv from Philippines
video: from over 5 years ago
comments: past couple months
From a week
Cause the vids are that good
💀
wtf what a coincidence im BlueDragon too
Dear Ryan you probably won't see this question but does Sean live with you?
I believe so.
awesome_riri 78 I would like to know that too...
awesome_riri 78 actually Sean lives with Will. I think Ryan lives with his bro
I was the 200th reply
awesome_riri 78 I thought you were being racist
4:27 when someone insults my hair
Oi josuke
Is it weird I was already at that point in the video when I read this comment
@@benmaxwell3235 same
@@archananair7894 Oi Josuke, someone insulted your hair, so I erased him for you! Isn’t that cool?
Ryan: I dont watch my old videos
Also Ryan: watching old videos on higatv
Underrated
Imagine how long it took Billy Jones just to think of that
That man got raided hy nigahiga fans lol.
lmao def less time than it took ryan to lick the tootsie pop tho lol
Theory, nigahiga made Billy Jones account for that comment. I don't think so, but what if?
@@orecula nah go search his channel he posted 3 stupid vids from 6 years ago but never responded, go look at his dislikes.
@@awesome_hh7002 i know, it was just a joke lol..
But what if?
Dear Ryan, can you come up with a joke so strange, so unexpected, so out of place, and so insane that no one in the world can predict the punch line, not even you?
I can predict the punch line, only if you know how to use spaces correctly
BennyC023 Spaces seperate words. Incorrect use of spaces is the absence of them. I use an unorthodox style of typing that ended up becoming muscle memory when I learned to type in the 90s, due to the older style of computers putting the words too close together, a style of typing which benefits me in my college life adding to the length of papers without any professors catching on, and is only perceptable here on youtube BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I GET ASKED 50 TIMES A DAY WHY I ADD TWO SPACES!
Now any questions?
"Go back to eating rice"
GODAMNIT MAN I'M TRYING TO GO ON A DIET.
:P
Daniel Tim :) :-) :b
:P LOL
dear ryan, can you come back..?
Am I the only one who rewinded the video when he said, "The sun went down"? 1:18
Nope
Dope
Same here +NeonBlackGaming lol
RichED Mixed :)
no
I was not expecting the rap to be that good.
Dear Ryan, could you mop the floor with your hair?
i kid you not, he turns himself into a lamp.
funniest shit i’ve ever seen
nice on
AHAHAHA LAMP GOD - The next big hit!
BTW you are my favorite youtuber
MorDeath4U what does it mean BTW. Plz
FCL BLC by the way
SxC_J0k3R 999 thank you very much 😉😉😉
FCL BLC np
SxC_J0k3R 999 what does it mean np plz
Dear Ryan why do we cry when it's the onions that are being cut?
It doesnt have to do with your eyes, its actually a chemical being releases and triggering something in you nose (I think dont quote me)
Onions release a chemical and our eyes cry to shield it. Also we blink much more to shield it too.
+Karim Abid go to kindergarten again you need help
Lol
A gas gets released from the onion and gets the gas gets to your eyes
Never in my life would I think a parody song called "Lamp God" would be amazing! Ok Ryan...you've proved the world wrong. Go ahead and pat yourself on the back for that one!
He says he can’t rap like Eminem but he makes a song at Eminem level
and with Eminem's voice
That billy jones has no friends
Like if you hate Billy Jones
+double d liked it
Yeah lol
+John Cheng triggered
+John Cheng
*fake cough* being stereotypical *fake cough*