ranking pathologic characters based on their display of homosexual tendencies
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- aka me stereotyping video game characters for 4 minutes but it’s fine cuz i’m lesbian
songs are [[00]] brite by bacleo and devil dice track 11
Hope you guys like it
This is analog horror
"shocking lack of homosexuality considering literally everything about him" is obviously the best way to describe mark and im glad you said it
im letting out absolutely miserable sounding cries at "you never know" vlad sr. the pose. the caption. the blur effect. its making me laugh so bad. i cant stop
you never know
genuine question can i print it and put it on my wall. i want it to be a reminder of the uncertainty of it all
Im so so happy you see my vision for this video.
@@autismsupersoldier PLEASE DO if you want i can send you the actual photo without the blurriness
Big Vlad's picture with the words "'you never know'' speaks to me
and the cropping of your profile picture speaks to me!
This is one of my new favorite videos. Thank you for acknowledging bisexuals, the bisexual struggle in the metaphysical dream-play is as real as anyone else's.
So fucking true i love you bisexuals
“Look at his living circumstances”
“she’s a little tortured and tormented, which is a homosexual trait” this is amazing
I don’t know any of these characters but your arguments were very compelling and the graphics for the numbers were awesome so I agree with your list entirely
Rob you dont even know how much this means to me. thank you
@@olgimskaya my pleasure.
You should do literally the same list but with their portraits, that'd make it uncanny as hell
Im straight up afraid of some of the portraits
Genuinely the accuracy astonished me so much I am opting out of my usual policy of never commenting on anything ever to tell you this (no we're not gonna talk about how Artemy can be gay but only when he hates the other man)
Thanks so much dylan YOURE SO RIGHT ABOUT HIM
This was made and recorded in a jigsaw trap room
hahah what no of course not i made this video of my own free will completely on my own with no outside influence in a very safe environment ❤️
it took me way too long to realize you’re recording this with a different device and I thought you placed so much effort on the blur and shaky effect i think i’m tweaking but this is amazing thank you for blessing this world and fandom with this video
yes this is a genuine 3am under many layers of blankets recording im so glad you liked it
GOD you pointing it out made me realize this is actual depth on par with the game
Problematic gay elder is a powerful new expression.
you're absolutely so so right about #1 thank you. who knows when it comes to oyun but i am constructing a reality where isidor and the canonically 8' tall bullman had a little something going on and nobody can technically stop me, so there's that
Wait wait wait you might be onto something here
Oyun: You're a cruel man, Kindred. Should have killed me.
Haruspex: I have forgiven you. I mean it. would, too.
Oyun: I don't.
@@exclasenTHE THING YOU JUST DID HERE I LOVE IT
unironically can't stop thinking about this that's it I'm writing Isidor x oyun fanfiction
I am a hardcore bisexual artemy truther but everything else i 100000% agree with
aspity literally has a line in classic where she says "I know all the local bitches"
and she’s so so real for that I
Incredible. Wonderful content. Please never see a psychiatrist the world needs more of this. ♥
Im gonna print this comment out and tape it next to my kafka picture by my bed so it will motivate me every day thank you
"He would" made me genuinely lose it
absolutely correct, so glad #1 worked out the way it did. the slightly shaky camera and foggy video quality make me feel like i'm being forced to watch this in a dark room
YAY MY ARTISTIC VISION!!!!
thid is i like a baby sensory video to me
i wanted to keep the audience engaged
your username is so real
This feels like something you would see in a dream
each time i revisit this video the sinister droning music in the beginning paired with the blur always makes me laugh so hard. its so peculiar. thank you and your arguments won me over right away
I don't care what anyone says, Daniil and Artemy are gay for each other. It's the only truth I believe in.
this is the quality Pathologic content I look forward to on CZcams
Love this.
Aspity is so gay, so queer, in a way I can't put into words❤️
so true she transcends both gender and sexuality in a way that is so ultimately queer
She feels just aggressively aroace to me. Just transcendently aroace. With a large helping of gender defiance on the side.
Transition goals
i dont know what a pathologic is but im giggling so HARD THE GLOWING EFFECT
love how you recorded this its making it absolutely terrifying.
Mark Immortell is best described by that one Katy Perry song
California gurls
@@olgimskaya katy perry - you're so gay
Thank u for acknowledging how gay as fuck aspity is in the game is still floors me reading some of her dialogue that she says in the game to you. In pathologic 1 AND 2 she has different lesbian dialogue. Astounding to me
This is gibberish sorry. I love her a lot
I especially love when she said A FEMALE INQUISITOR HUH????? I would sure love to see her with her clothes off. Wait what who said that. Anyway 😄
You had me ugly laughing for every number help 😭
this is performance at its peak. i want to send this to my friends so badly but they wouldnt understand 😭😭😭
The other day I had presentation night with friends. I thought what I saw felt like a fever dream. I now realize the extent to which I was naive. This, this is just a whole new level of experience I didn't know could be lived within the spectrum of human experience.
Add this to the important videos playlist
this is perfect, the blur, the texts, and you're so so so right about all of them. Mark deserves to be a bit gayer. Bad Grief is my favorite problematic homosexual
I have found a worthy contestant for a favourite video on the web ever, "anomalocaris tribute" won't stand a chance i fear
Woah woah woah let’s not get too ahead of ourselves here…
I actually disagree completely, but im gald you agreed with that opinion pre-emptively. (I don't actually disagree)
i actually disagree with your disagreeing since you actually don’t disagree
@@olgimskaya I appreciate your integrity, but I disagree.
I'm so corrupted by my own memes that I was wondering why Georgiy's pic looked weird
...it's because he's missing his Big Naturals 😭
10/10
I appreciate Grief and Notkin being next to each other even though it's not an important thing
GINGERSQUAD LIVES ON
His what.
also that wasn’t even intentional but that just goes to show that gingersquad is real and forever
@@olgimskaya YOU ARE A BELIEVER,,, BLESS
@@olgimskaya I think youtube didnt like me sending a tumblr link. I felt tacky for plugging myself anyway.
Just know that I have some tiddies shooped onto the pic of Georgiy you used 🐱
@@T0RSE i think he would like that
This is genuinely one of the best videos I have ever watched.
Ah yes, I am also the girl in number 21.
Number 20: *Stares nervously at my sketch for Oyun x Isidor old man yaoi*
Totally team up and destroy the town. Hands down. They must always remain separated by a tributary. Additionally, Yulia would win an intellectual fight but Aspity would when a physical fight (or a sass fight) with anyone in the damn town. Even Oyun. How? I don't know either, but just look at her eyes!
you’re so right, even thinking about being in an altercation with aspity is terrifying. she would demolish me or anyone else just through sheer will
@@olgimskaya She says your name once with a little head tilt and you just die instantly with no explanation, but everyone has to just accept it
I just fucking knew the number 1 would be either aspity or yulia 💀
idk why but theres just something about the bloom, the camera shake, the faded out music, the funny ass reasons. i just rewatch this every month at minimum it feels so dreamlike and ethereal i swear man
it hasnt even been a month and im back
big vlad "you never know" is beyond humor
AMAZING agreed on everything no questions asked also laughed very hard at Andrey
For my next video im going to rank my favorite Pathologic characters and record it on my 3ds i think
who is everyones favorite character Im really curious
stanislav rubin does not get enough appreciation in p1, i can never pick him as the changeling
@@yozoba AGREE SO HARD he’s such a genuinely good guy
Im basic as fuck so i like all three healers. Outside of them im always bizarrely involved in whatever is up with the Olgymskys. Always glad to visit them. Its like oh sweet im talking to capella in this quest or oh sweet i get to talk to wet mop of a man, vlad the tiny
yet another banger from youtuber olgmskaya
Thank you so much im gonna cry
there is a biblical level miracle in this video
This is without a doubt my favorite video on all of youtube, something about it rewires my brain.
thank you so much I’m glad it affected you
this was a very unique experience. 10/10
op i wish so wholeheartedly i could study you. psychoanalysis or under a microscope or perhaps in a little terrarium it doesnt matter. im genuinely mesmerized by the machinations of your mind.
Id be up for that i think i would make a really good test subject
It took me an unhealthy amount of rewatches to realize that you made a video/presentation and then recorded it with a camera 😭😭😭 This is Polyhedron level of geniality and art
Amazing video, Clara lesbian daughter for the win
real
how is this so accurate. how are you so correct about everthing
Daniil's sprite has such a severe case of gay face dear lord 😢 (good for him!)
I was actually there tbh
@@heartsdalesz he really does and i love him for it
I feel the need to share this with someone but I literally have no one in my life that would not send me to involuntary care if I texted them a link
Aspity is....... Aroace. How can a person be so aroace it is insane ❤
I love this video
a video that looks like it came out in 2009 but with late 2010s humor.
No way is Aspity attracted to women, no way is Aspity attracted to anyone who can breath.
You are right and i agree with you
She's attracted to Aglaya. Can Aglaya breathe? Debatable.
@@lillialuna8651 exactly. she’s just like me for real
@@lillialuna8651 She's attracted to Aglaya? I missed that one.
@@gautheuil6210From Bachelor route day 8: "I wonder, are female Inquisitors allowed to sleep with men? I can't help imagining how she looks stripped of cover. Is she just as self-assured? I sure would respect anyone who could tame her." And in that same conversation: "Let Aglaya, the prettiest of the Inquisitors, do that."
Also, when Daniil asks her for help catching the Shabnak:
Aspity: Here's how it goes: you gather all the ladies that you find disconcerting in the Cathedral. Then you make them strip naked and begin a very thorough examination, looking for sharp protrusions beneath the skin. You won't find any, of course.
Bachelor: Do you think this is funny?
Aspity: You are a laughing stock anyway, doctor. Isn't this exactly what you're doing? You should be stripping them naked- even that would allow you to catch a more faithful glimpse of reality than those lenses of yours. Tried and true! Or... Oh, it just dawned on me! Perhaps you're so angry because you don't get enough female attention?
She also says she "knows all the local bitches." So, you know. There's something going on there.
I cant even remember if i commented on this the first time but im back here now . In sheer awe
Как же я рад увидеть, что с Бооса порвало не только меня…
this video makes me feel like i need to wipe my glasses
This is a top 10 youtube video ever
this is a masterpiece
i know nothing about this game(?) but i still agree with you wholeheartedly. good video
I’m entertained and amazed good job
tjis is not a real video. like this is a mass hallucination
thank you for this masterpiece
insane video. Subscribed
yay :D
Yulia is definitely the most Lesbian person in Town
you are so real for this
sorry for the flashbangs as well
perfect analysis. no notes
this is so important
you take that back.
I TAKR IT BACK.
@@olgimskaya thank you~🌸
Ive never heard of this game before but I LOVE GAYS!!!!!!
This video is something else
Number 1 is undebatable but Daniil bachelor “ Im a misogynist” should be higher
I want Eva
Stumbled across this and yeah no ya not entirely wrong 💀💀💀
WHERE. ARE. THE. CUSTODIANS. AND. MIMES!
that one tragedian in the bachelor route who runs towards you like a maniac is in the top 10 for sure
@@olgimskaya I am such a fake fan I forgot their actual names, dammit, thank you
what is this and why is it on my recommendations
I dont know im sorry
@@olgimskaya LMAOO don't be sorry, i very much appreciated it
i feel like my eyelids have been taped open
Aspity bites
She bites me
Foggy filter had me constantly checking to see if my vision was alright /pos
Its not even a filter it’s just the natural glow of me recording with my phone under a bunch of blankets
@@olgimskaya LMAOOO that's awesome
I appreciate and agree with all of this, but headcanoning Artemy as a generally heterosexual man is a crime to the community
IM DROWNING HELP ME IM DROWNING AND MY EYESIGHT IS FAILING HELP ME
wait wdym artemy is gay only sometimes, sobbing rn
daniil is less gay than artemy cmon
maybe.
Ok. Now do the top ten freakiest pathologic characters.
Wait that’s a great idea
Any suggestions for the #1 freak
I personally think the changeling is aro but I might be projecting
@@kaloofy3500 That’s valid i also project onto a pathologic character I don’t know if you can tell who….
generally agree, but haruspex? come on. come ON. COME ON.
Oddly accurate
"I think Artemy is generally heterosexual" shippers owned
Is it just me that sees artemy as being aro ace cuz he doesn't seem to show any hint of romantic feelings towards anyone except respect for yulia
very fond of this
You need to checkout our pathologic waifu tier list 😂
@@Sy_hh I think im good but thanks
I never played this game nor do i know anything about it, but i absolutely agree with every point
thank you so much you should totally play it, it definitely won’t ruin your life or drive you insane❤️
i dont get lara and daniil but the rest are surprisingly spot on
i love Grif
this is true
This is v funny but you are aggressively wrong about Artemy lol
if i could go back and change one thing in this video i would put artemy higher tbh
@@olgimskaya Playing his route on stream and its just him and Daniil being intensely gay towards eachother.
very reasonable !
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
(I have stumbled into another fandom)
New type of video altogether I Think
thank you Les bean… i think