HOW TO SURVIVE A RACCOON ATTACK
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- čas přidán 29. 07. 2017
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Outro Song | Koinu - Tomodachi - Zábava
You know he’s a badass when he plays Bob the Builder’s Brick Laying Game
IKr
Exactly all I have is 500 hours in subnautica he is clearly better then all elite gamers
I always lose to him
Isn’t that just fortnite
@@bradyfry846 You uncultured fucking swine
*kills all the first wave of raccoons*
Me: Why do I hear boss music?
*HEALTH BAR APPEARS*
Fetch me their souls
*Super Smash Character Into intensifies*
@@RoyalKing-wp3fb that would probably be for the shit-ton of like raccoon bastards that come in first tho
Not funny
This guy sounds like a human and a text to speech robot at the same time.
Yes
Couldnt have said it better myself
this is a petition to have raccs voice as a siri option
@Hungermantwo funneh
No petition to have Lars as a Siri voice
You open PH and you just hear “can I watch too you f*ckin’ sicko?!”
Not even kidding. I was attacked by a racoon while I was in a hammock. I punched it in the face and then it hissed at me for the next couple minutes. The End
TheBeastMode fucking legend
But did you slice, dice, or rice it?
Didilypiged
All fucking three of them.......
that raccoon was clearly a pussy
That raccoon is coming back with more raccoons lol
he protec
he attac
but most importantly
he a racc
End my suffering
Cubic Sphere 😂😂😂
Omg there are 666 likes 😂🤣
Oh no it is jimmy neutron on steroids
He protec
He attac
But most importantly...
He Iraq
Not sad that he left, I'm sad because he never said goodbye.
For real, I miss his content. He should make content with the boys instead of randos now. Or whatever he wants to, I’ll be happy :)
I'm sad with both
I mean he didn't exactly leave, he just moved to two different house that had a shit ton black mold so I don't know what he's going on rn since he left Twitter and the last time we saw him was during minecraft mondays with Carson but in his discord he did say he was depressed without any irl friends and the whole Corona thing won't let him go make friends
Watch soups newest video
He said on Discord he doesn't want to pump out shitty content, and he wants come back with a bang, if I remember correctly. He still plays with Mcnasty and the guys in GOONs.
Honestly... i'm quite surprised there are people other than me that still watch this guy and his old videos-
It's not that funny
assassin for life damn that’s your problem not mine
Just call me Jay
He needs to upload more ;-;
we miss him man :(
Fax tho
He said "listen here dyke" and immediatly I listened lmao
I fucken diedlmao
sameee
How to survive a raccoon attack:
You can't
facts
Let me tell you about a show called I Was Prey...
Your wrong he just told us how to survive it :/
Family guy
Fakts
I loved getting roasted by raccooneggs it’s just a honor.
About 3 yrs late to the party
@@usmell5802 this is like my 30th time here. Could be the same for him
@@usmell5802 well technically so are you so please stfu
@@chipsanddip_6784 and u aren't exactly stfu
@@chipsanddip_6784 literally lisen to the fucking weekend
“If you don’t have the right to bare arms . . .BARE THEM ANY WAY” -raccooneggs
How to survive a racoon attack:
Step 1: Throw a bag of doritos in a gas chamber
Step 2: Profit
i feel like a jew
dorito master Fucking perfect
Why i’m a Jewish person
Fiting in To why you’re a pile of raccoon excrement
Xx APolishGuy xX yes, just yes.
Man this video must of took forever to make. A lot of heart and effort instead of just a normal commentary. Your videos just get better and better every time I watch them.
Chicken Little was a GOOD Movie How long did that take?
Why did you copy out everything
Good Job
yes
@@chalupachalupa6003 why?
I miss raccoon. Jesus he was such a good you tuber. And he never said bye :(
You know he would say “Fuck you all” and just leave
@@Universal_Box so what he doesn’t have to baby us just cause we’re all bitching about him not posting. Respect his decisions he talked about it before he was depressed and needed a break and might not come back but he explained it
@@briannes1100 bruh chill all he said was that he missed him chill tf out
he’s going through some health shit and living issues. go to his twitter
only bad things come out of twitter i swear dude
“Lars shoots himself in the face” femur breaker screams
"Hang on I got this"
BANG
"AHHHHHH!!"
@HawkinsGaming H20 *_A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H_*
welp sounds like I'm gunna have to resurrect him again
2:48
**inhale**
In the words of Lars "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Yes I too eat orphans
I love how causal he says there goes the wheelchair book club
Legend has it raccooneggs IS the alpha raccoon
Instructions unclear.......
NOW BEING MAULED BY RACCOONS
Is because u weren't wearing glasses, Mr guy without glasses
Did you pop a cap in every ass?
You didn't sword fuck them enough
1 year ago
I'm sure he's fine
Larz screaming "just lookin for raccoons" is my ringtone
Dual Berettas but the question is, how do I get the ringtone? hmmmm Hmmmmm HMMMMM..........
@@whoislpj use CZcams to mp3 to download then use a ringtone making app and cut it out
@@nasncrispy9913 how do i Download a mp3?
Nick Erwin you need the scream as your alarm tone
Nick Erwin lars’ scream is mine.
how did he manage to make me more scared of raccoons than an actual plauge
Racc is the most intelligent being to exist
Man Discovery Channel sure has changed...
Oh man we been lied to on the discovery channel
It's amazing how this has been up for 1 year and 2 random comments come up November 11 2018 and now I shall be the 3rd
Ye
@@pugginyomomma8217 true
Dude
I can imagine someone being attacked by raccoons and search up how to defend themself then they find this
Yeahh they’ll live haha
And they'll survive
It’s impossible to survive
Exploding Minecart it’s not, just follow raccs steps
They were imposters
o shit he is here ruuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man its been 4 years id randomly watch this video over a span of 4 years and only now did i realized that there is a alpha raccoon, i never thought a fake intro could trick me but it did 4 years straight
same
Instructions unclear
I’m slowly bleeding out after one went full face hugger and burst out of my stomach
At 4:05 I actually started to turn my phone off lol rip
Ok
@@Itjustconfusing k.
@@Itjustconfusing someone's a salty little boi
Me when I hurt my self 2:50
K
4:53 normally I don’t understand why people thinks he sounds similar to swagger but in this clip they sound exactly the same
No... No I can't hear it at all.
@@antoniodacoolest3445 I cant hear it either
It's kinda similar I guess
Holy shit he does sound like him
Wow! More than one person can have a deep voice?! No way!
9 months i said its nice seeing him on my recommended and its still nice
I wish I could go back
2:55 when you step on a lego
OMG same😂
Lame as fuck
@DinoDaily V2 My grandparents are fucking dead dumbass
Same
@@marekbeno1173 tf no sub channel
This video is so much better if you watch it at 2AM
7 am havnt slept yet
Smash3636 ITS 2AM RN LOL ITS SO GOOD
Make that 3 am
Oh shit it's 2:13 AM
Im at 2:46 pm
Am i the only one who watched this when it came out and for some reason just got it recommend 3 years later
No
5:14 Ive now been learning japanese for 5 years just to read the subtitle "subscribe to raccoon eggs" good lord have i wasted my life
Shoulda just been a 12 second long video that said
"You can't"
Newgrounds and a cup of Hot coco why would it take twelve seconds to say you cant
2 words should be 12 secs?
Description:*F A M I L Y F R I E N D L Y
Me: I don't think so
Who else watches these videos years later cause they're still just as funny? 2022
Me I wish he would come back
@@Trayracing did u see his new vid
I've seen this video so many times. It's just as funny as the first time
Lars Shot Himself And Killed Him
I Thought Raccoons Were Naturally Bulletproof
Fuck you felony eggs
Don’t ask questions
It’s a documentary so it’s not wrong so our brains are the issues
lars has a birth defect that makes him vulnerable
2:50 when I have to go to school
R e l a t e a b l e
ＥＸＡＣＴＬＹ
czcams.com/video/BLUkgRAy_Vo/video.html
hahaha funny and relatable epic meme
Monday when you no do HOMEWORK
After 3 years this appears on my suggestions I’m glad to see my taste in creators hasn’t changed
I remember this was one of the first vids I saw of him straight comedy good material Lmao 😂miss him
Lars is my spirit animal
Same
G to agree.
G
Same
@@jaybocantread8576 G
When he said “if you’re not shitting yourself right now” I was literally shitting in the bathroom
Raccooneggs sees all
same lol
This is really helpful I've survived countless raccoon attacks thanks words can't describe how thankful I am
Re-watching this after his new video is somehow refreshing...
Does anyone mainly watch him for his voice Edit: uh I meant this comment in a good way
This is where you receive that comment that judges you harshly for typing that comment
I mean most people think he’s just fucking hilarious. His voice does add to it but even if his voice was like fitz, swagger, zuckles, grizzy, well you get the point of it. I’d still watch it
No not really
Yea
Yes😂
0:14 im sad that i actually laughed
ME TOO!!😅
I never got the joke
A good knee slapper
0:25
“The raccoon corpses will start to decompose just to fuck with you”
That shit had me gone 💀💀😂
2 years later and this is still funny
Once you've survived the raccoon attack and still stuck wondering why tf I'm still subbed to RacconEggs. That's the true hardest part of surviving the raccoon attack.
yvng._.blaze 04 Wow...
yvng._.blaze 04 How tf did you even get 90 subs? I guess Ill have to lower the quality and make trashy vids to get subs...
4:09 best plot twist of 2069
Heh 69
Every time this man speaks I either laugh, or cry
This suddenly popped up in my recommended and I'm glad it did.
2:50
This needs to be a perfectly cut scream.
When I hurt my hand
I was pooping on the toilet as he said I should be about natural terrorism
Same lmao
Same
I love it how I recently received a full timeline feed of raccoons on IG and CZcams decided that I should revisit this channel.
5:42 that makes sense now...
Never thought my katana would prove useful. Thanks, racc
studboy1114 use a claymore like a fuckin Viking and look like a total badass instead
@@acjlkwinchester608 Highlanders used claymores, not Vikings. Vikings just used longswords.
I've gone 2 years without realizing this video has a part 4
Um hey Racc? I miss this content so much and it brings me genuine happiness and sadness when I watch it. I hope you're doing alright, thanks for the good memories
2:50 when you're playing CSGO and your mom comes in with the belt
Especially with the *belt smack* at the beginning
Brother in the next room: well sounds like i gonna have to resurrect him again after this
Step one,you don't.
Jayden Hudson
Can play a kazoo with the mask on but can’t drink tea, ok then
Stomping on the raccoon's head repeatedly with construction boots works great for me.
This still holds up
not many channels make me actually LOL. your one of them. keep it up my dude this shit was hilarious.
What's an LOL, an excuse to make a circular forklift?
@@dapperdogg2741 damn how dumb you must feel now
0:52 _This is my favorite sentence of all time_
I'll never stop watching racc
im fr using this for a 6 minute english presentation tommorow
2:50 I thought raccoons were bullet proof!! 😦 How tf did Lars shoot himself? #confuzzled
He also died from a bullet in the resurrection video
He’s a fucking idiot
He isnt ded tho
*Ten questions science still can't answer*
Lars is a fat fuck, and doesn’t drink his bone juice, making his already thin skull even more fragile.
CALCIUM FOOLS
guys... i was bit by a raccoon... i dont know how long i have left before i turn into one... avenge meeeee
Commit seppuku
I used this video for a “How to survive” assignment in ELA 😂 thx raccooneggs!
I’m deaddd your vids always cheer meh up 🤣
I can imagine a rich person actually setting this all up
When he yelled at the raccoon I was drinking water and I went up my nose when I laughed
As a twin birthed from a c section, I can confirm that we do writhe in the floor after birth
"I SEE RACOONS"
"How many?!"
"I SEE RACOONS"
2:48 I can’t dude
Lol
holy fuck this was the funniest fucking raccooneggs video yet
fuckin kissup
saying that this video was the funniest one he has made = kiss up ??? o k
The shitty kitty. Your dumb
God I missed this
I never thought i would need a video like this lol
Normal people : what if someone take's this video seriously ?
Me : are people not taking racconeggs vids serious ?
i love how these all add up.
2021 I still watch all his vids just to get a good laugh
After all these years im rewatching this because my brother is no longer lived in the same home
"if you're not shiting yourself right now..."
Me: on the toilet 💩
Rip headphone users 2:50
Why would you give me the time stamp so I can rip my ears a second time?!?!?
Its not even that loud
forbidden pollo it kind of is
Just lookin' for racoons,
Just lookin' for racoons,
thank you for this
Has anyone else watched this multiple times and doesn’t remember there being that first joke about tea?
Yea thats was weird
Racc: I’m flat broke
Lars: *Has one of the most expensive rifles ever*
Q U A L I T Y
C O N T E N T
what the fuck
i like ass
This is the first video I watch created by this guy and I'm in love
Me:*does some research*
Also me:*finds out guns can kill raccoon*
I feel like Larz would be that kinda guy to take the frosting off of a Pop Tart and uses it as nut lotion...
People do that? Tf??
Ur not funny
@@azeezyloki2287 And you're not necessary.
He is that guy
Lol
Raccooneggs sounds like google translate
6 years later it’s still just as funny
This really makes you FEEL like your hunting raccoons