Amy (by Laura Barati/Danny Ursetti)

Live at Barrington Stage Company's Ridiculously Talented 2016
music by Danny Ursetti
lyrics by Laura Barati
Featuring: Demond Green - lead vox
Amy.
I know it's hard when you try to buy jeans.
You only want a pair that's black and lean,
but so few out there fit your inseam.
Because you've got legs for miles!
Like a beautiful blonde giant,
you've got sexy legs that go for miles and miles and miles and miles!
So when you're looking for a pair of pants that fit,
but end up feeling like a pile of shit, please remember:
Amy, you don't have to worry.
Yes, the world is in a hurry,
an ever changing flurry of life that's whizzing by.
And your pants are too short even when you try.
But please, Amy: don't worry.
Amy.
I know there are times you can't poop for a week.
Your colon's off, so the future looks bleak,
for all the B-Ms you desperately seek.
Because you've got delicate bowels!
You've tried prunes and probiotics,
and drink poop tea for your delicate b-b-b-b b-b-bowels!
Your bowels!
So when you're feeling a little backed up,
and sick of the poop tea waiting in your cup, please remember:
Amy,
you don't have to worry.
Yes, the world is in a hurry,
an ever changing flurry of life that's whizzing by.
And you can't poop even when you try.
But please, Amy: don't worry.
Your arms are so long,
you can hold yourself if you cry at night.
They're also so strong,
you lift my troubles when you hug me tight.
So if you'd let me a carry you for a change,
please let me say, for those days that are in less than okay:
Amy,
you don't have to worry.
Yes, the world is in a hurry,
an ever changing flurry of life that's whizzing by.
So you can't keep up even when you try.
But please, Amy...Just remember:
Amy,
you don't have to worry.
Yes, the world is in a hurry,
an ever changing flurry of life that's whizzing by.
So you can't keep up even when you try.
But please, Amy:
Don’t worry.