George Carlin - Just sit there with a fucking stick

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  • @petef6889
    @petef6889 Před 8 lety +179

    George Carlin was a genius he is sorely missed. Hes the hero of all modern comedians

    • @Secondadmendment
      @Secondadmendment Před 8 lety

      hes dead man

    • @petef6889
      @petef6889 Před 8 lety +6

      my point was hes the babe ruth of comedy,and that why all the young guys love him,and its good to go back and see his genius once in awhile

    • @justincartwright6907
      @justincartwright6907 Před 8 lety +6

      That was made clear when is said "WAS a genius he is sorely MISSED."

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth Před 7 lety +8

      And his work will stay relevant until the humanity finally pushes the buttons and wipes majority of life from this planet in nuclear fire.

    • @vanislefan
      @vanislefan Před 7 lety +4

      And Jonathan Winters.

  • @BassOutcast
    @BassOutcast Před 8 lety +106

    Every person is UNIQUE, but that's light-years away from "SPECIAL". Boy, he was right about so many things...

    • @archv6539
      @archv6539 Před rokem

      Special kind of stupid maybe

  • @Soundillusions94xyz
    @Soundillusions94xyz Před 8 lety +85

    Duly explains why so many people grow up to have abnormally large egos for very illegitimate reasons

    • @annek4151
      @annek4151 Před 7 lety +6

      Sound Illusions that explains trump

  • @TheMinecraftACMan
    @TheMinecraftACMan Před 3 lety +10

    "You were the *last* winner" The look of utter disbelief on his face as he said that... That was genuine.

  • @frannyzooey11
    @frannyzooey11 Před 10 lety +183

    " I like to make fun of any group that takes itself a little bit too seriously.

    • @Aone339
      @Aone339 Před 8 lety +11

      +Jane Doe George Carlin is where they got the idea for internet

  • @vincecastro3323
    @vincecastro3323 Před 8 lety +118

    "when does a kid ever get to sit in a yard with a stick anymore?" LMAOOO

    • @Scyborg832
      @Scyborg832 Před 8 lety +35

      +Vince Castro The poor fuck he can barely find his dick!

  • @pixel9474
    @pixel9474 Před 8 lety +27

    I live near a park in the UK (London) and I'm constantly delighted by the amount of children who run around triumphantly bearing a stick! There's one pair of brothers who use grass to make their sticks into swords... Always gives me joy 😅

  • @sarahbucket8037
    @sarahbucket8037 Před 8 lety +88

    "leadership camp? isnt that where hitler went?" lmao xD

  • @Willie_Pete_Was_Here
    @Willie_Pete_Was_Here Před 8 lety +119

    And now these kids are going to university and being professional victims

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild Před 7 lety +6

      Hey, that's how revolutions get started. You gotta make a little noise.
      Do you think every time a monumental change happened was because people sat in the dark and played with themselves? Fuck no. People got out there and made noise.

    • @sirianrune198
      @sirianrune198 Před 4 měsíci

      George Carlin would've hated idiots like you.

    • @sirianrune198
      @sirianrune198 Před 4 měsíci

      "Professional victims" have always existed, it's just that now they can be filmed and posted on social media before being cherry picked by reactionaries in order to fuel their agenda.

  • @Andrezito917
    @Andrezito917 Před 8 lety +19

    "When does a kid ever get to sit in the yard with a stick anymore?... you know just sit there with a fucking stick"
    This made me laugh so much

  • @Pheebs77
    @Pheebs77 Před 8 lety +31

    I wish he could have lived forever.............

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 Před 5 lety

      Yes!!!

    • @Euclidiuss
      @Euclidiuss Před 2 lety +1

      Carlin wouldn't have wanted to live Forever. I just wish he lived today so he could make 1 last special about Covid and Cancel Culture and all this other shit. He'd have loads of material.

  • @tygermccoy8213
    @tygermccoy8213 Před 8 lety +26

    If you're never a loser, how are you going to develop the motivation to strive to be better?

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 Před 8 lety +2

      I agree with you 100%!

    • @punkindrublic4012
      @punkindrublic4012 Před 6 lety

      because a winner is a winner, what's better than a winner? a loser? nah

    • @therealconniefrancis
      @therealconniefrancis Před 4 lety +1

      Losing and being a loser are two different things. The first makes you wanna try to win, the other not so much

  • @runly1
    @runly1 Před 5 lety +3

    Whatever dimension George is in now, I hope that's the one I wind up in. Fan since the '70s, fan forever.

  • @maxdogahumkara
    @maxdogahumkara Před 8 lety +13

    George Carlin. The master of comic truth.

  • @mauriciobeltre14
    @mauriciobeltre14 Před 8 lety +409

    I miss this guy so much.....imagine the Trump jokes that would've been.

    • @bluerevolvur2711
      @bluerevolvur2711 Před 8 lety +12

      I laugh just imagine the possibilities

    • @TheWindriver10
      @TheWindriver10 Před 8 lety +19

      +Mauricio Beltre and hilllary clinton " the fat ass cow "

    • @bluerevolvur2711
      @bluerevolvur2711 Před 8 lety +1

      +don haddenham Did she win?is she the president of the democrats?

    • @bluerevolvur2711
      @bluerevolvur2711 Před 8 lety +6

      +Dark Alan WTF ooo trump supporter ok sorry the self esteem video has a different URL

    • @jban4692
      @jban4692 Před 8 lety +4

      +Mauricio Beltre Imagine if he ran for president!

  • @maxon1672
    @maxon1672 Před 4 lety +5

    Too real. I absolutely love this bit, rip the legend.

  • @bobmoslow9554
    @bobmoslow9554 Před 7 lety +2

    I grew up living in a New York City housing project (50's-60's). 11 buidings, 15 floors each-about 8 families per floor. Kids everywhere. Little money, plenty of play every day. Imagine "play dates" in that setting! It is a shame that children can't find their own way today.

  • @curleyteeth
    @curleyteeth Před 8 lety +24

    What a visionary.All these things have now come to fruition with health and safety and human rights and shite like that.

    • @nimamojtahedi5612
      @nimamojtahedi5612 Před 8 lety +3

      +curleyteeth human rights have like, been a thing for a while....

    • @curleyteeth
      @curleyteeth Před 8 lety +3

      Poe's Law Yes ,but they have been taken to the extreme in my country.There is a chap living in Birmingham who has been identified as having had an active role in the genocide in Rwanda and because he has a wife and child,it would be against his"human rights" to deport him.Thats what I meant.You knew what I meant as George did.Jim.liverpool.

    • @nimamojtahedi5612
      @nimamojtahedi5612 Před 8 lety

      curleyteeth k

  • @snerper
    @snerper Před 8 lety +38

    Funny as fuck, R.I.P. George!

  • @wildcheetah68
    @wildcheetah68 Před 9 lety +71

    Perfection And so true it's sickening

    • @dylanhughes7011
      @dylanhughes7011 Před 7 lety +9

      gary greenstein one might say it is stickening

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 Před 7 lety

      ONE may say that. George carlin would never say that. But I am sure someone would.

  • @dickgazintya7441
    @dickgazintya7441 Před 8 lety +21

    All it takes to be on the honor roll these days is to have a body temperature somewhere in the 90s.

  • @Nellsbells79
    @Nellsbells79 Před 6 lety +2

    He would have 5 specials worth of material if he was still around. Miss this old bastard

  • @SirCaco
    @SirCaco Před 7 lety +10

    "Do today's kids even know what a stick is?"
    Yeah, USB sticks.

  • @florisv559
    @florisv559 Před 7 lety +5

    Brilliant, I keep coming back to this.

  • @irishcountrygirl78
    @irishcountrygirl78 Před 5 lety +1

    I love this. In a world where children can no longer be children anymore, all children play on screens, they can't run in my kids school anymore as someone sued when a kid fell, we all have to pay insurance too just in case. No red rover, no bull dog, no tag.... No fun. This is unreal times. It's pure an utter BS. RIP Mr Carlin, you were right. I don't send my kids to camps here in Ireland, they play in the field's with a stick. It costs less too. You were a gem. Missed sorely.

  • @tmacart
    @tmacart Před 8 lety +19

    What a brain this man had! At this writing 8 people don't...

  • @wilhelmheinzerling5341
    @wilhelmheinzerling5341 Před 7 lety +4

    I love how he got older and older, he just gave less and less fucks #MissGeorgeCarlin

  • @Nomadcreations
    @Nomadcreations Před 7 lety

    Bravo George!!! No One Can Ever replace His Truths & Candidity Of Being Right On!!! RIP Thank Goodness for the Uncensoredness On the Tube here...

  • @georgegoonhouse220
    @georgegoonhouse220 Před 3 lety +5

    "The poor little FUCK" something about the way he said it like damm 2:14

  • @kylemoore7746
    @kylemoore7746 Před 4 lety +4

    "you look at the hole... and you look at the stick... and you have a little fun"

  • @hishamakwan1535
    @hishamakwan1535 Před 8 lety +6

    RIP G carlin , u were the one the only one

  • @ivyvines6708
    @ivyvines6708 Před 7 lety +1

    This man was the master of truth and wit.

  • @mayjoe3742
    @mayjoe3742 Před 7 lety +3

    Sooooo much truth, George! God forbid we just let a kid "be a kid," and enjoy their childhood without projecting our parental hopes and expectations upon them like a lifelong weight that no amount of psychotherapy could ever resolve. 😀.

  • @Adam-ds8nq
    @Adam-ds8nq Před 3 lety +2

    "Do today's kids even know what a stick is?" Lmfao

  • @ArqCaduGarcia
    @ArqCaduGarcia Před 8 lety +7

    just sit in a yard with a fucking stick. GENIUS

  • @darkworld9850
    @darkworld9850 Před 7 lety +1

    God please give us back George Carlin and I'll give you 1/2 of my soul. I think you'll get a lot more volunteers than me.

  • @chuckyn6813
    @chuckyn6813 Před 8 lety +56

    please god give us George carlin and bill hicks back and I promise to be a better person.

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 Před 8 lety +1

      I second that!

    • @jfdjsksgeusj
      @jfdjsksgeusj Před 8 lety +4

      I would offer up Justin Bieber in exchange for both or 1, but I think even god has his limits on forgiveness ....

    • @CryoCeII
      @CryoCeII Před 8 lety +2

      Justin Bieber, all magcon boys, and these new fucbois jacob sartorious and his friends.

    • @Crawlerjamie
      @Crawlerjamie Před 8 lety +4

      We will give Hillary Clinton and Obama if we can have George back. Not that they're worth anything.

    • @saurabhsinghyou
      @saurabhsinghyou Před 8 lety +5

      Heck! I'd be ready to give all of the Wall street and other such banker pricks. And I think George might like that too :)

  • @leungchoihung2465
    @leungchoihung2465 Před 7 lety +4

    In Canada they removed the score for soccer

    • @Radeo
      @Radeo Před 5 lety

      They later removed the ball too.

  • @inin-id6bw
    @inin-id6bw Před 9 lety +6

    I agree that all of this "everybody is a winner" thing is kind of illogical and overprotective.And here's the site to prove it.www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2011/07/how-to-land-your-kid-in-therapy/308555/

  • @erichbowden4035
    @erichbowden4035 Před 7 lety +1

    He was just the best. Wish he was still around to rip all politicians in his special comedy stand up

  • @Kimoto504
    @Kimoto504 Před 8 lety +6

    "You lost" is not the same as "you're a loser."

    • @Kimoto504
      @Kimoto504 Před 8 lety +1

      GeddyMX Of course! No matter where you go, there you are. You didn't need a mirror to see that.

  • @Belacroix5
    @Belacroix5 Před 7 lety +3

    I got lost in the woods as a child. It was fucking scary. I loved it!

  • @curiousbunny2573
    @curiousbunny2573 Před 2 lety

    I’ve heard of this man before but never have seen his work.
    Well, I just learned I’m 25 going on 60 something. I’ve had the exact same thoughts.

  • @monkeyjump4031
    @monkeyjump4031 Před 7 lety

    When I was a kid I used to burn sticks. What a childhood that was LOL.

  • @hellwithit
    @hellwithit Před 7 lety

    In all truths,, exists Humor
    In all humor exists truths.
    It's always up to the audience to appreciate it for what it is.

  • @clarkson411
    @clarkson411 Před rokem

    my daughter has a collection of sticks she has gotten during our walks home from school. I think I did ok thanks George!

  • @MrBobotheconqueror
    @MrBobotheconqueror Před 8 lety +6

    Gee, he was here a moment ago...

  • @vandoesselaerewillem9744
    @vandoesselaerewillem9744 Před 7 lety +4

    Man' s thinking comedian .

  • @TheBrooklynbodine
    @TheBrooklynbodine Před 8 lety +1

    At 2:07, GC mentioned kindergarten entrance exams. Is there such a thing? At the end he talked about the word "special". If everything's special, nothing is.

  • @originalgaming1663
    @originalgaming1663 Před 9 měsíci +1

    "the poor little fuck..." 😆😂🤣

  • @junaidesse
    @junaidesse Před 7 lety +1

    Genius. Miss him! legend!

  • @smellysmellthatsmells
    @smellysmellthatsmells Před 4 lety +1

    This man was ahead of his time

  • @steveendicott1855
    @steveendicott1855 Před 7 lety +2

    "YOU LOST,YOU'RE A LOSER BOBBY!!" Lol :P

  • @wt8012
    @wt8012 Před 6 lety

    George Carlin was a comedian AND a philosopher...

  • @williewillaims9069
    @williewillaims9069 Před 7 lety

    He spoke the Truth in a funny very way, Brilliant.

  • @KareBearHuggyBear
    @KareBearHuggyBear Před 8 lety +1

    I was born in 1944 and played with a lot of sticks on the lots of Brooklyn.

  • @theresakaplanamuso6342
    @theresakaplanamuso6342 Před 7 lety +1

    ohhhh, for sure. I have the same kind of personality & humor, I'm a
    New Yorker too. just a tad more subtle... now.

  • @GenerationX1984
    @GenerationX1984 Před 8 lety +5

    I'm pleased to announce that I never had play dates except maybe in preschool. Even back then, those weren't really play dates. My mom or somebody happened to have a kid my age that I could play with in the sandbox when she was visiting her friend.
    The concept of a play date is strange to me. Play date?

    • @theblackrosedaughter
      @theblackrosedaughter Před 7 lety +4

      Same here.....for me as a kid there wasn't "playdates" it was the phone suddenly ringing and the neighbor kids asking if I could come over and play. None of this scheduled nonsense......it was
      " Hi, can you come over? "
      "Lemme ask ma.................yeah I can :D "
      "Ok see ya :D"

    • @0xsergy
      @0xsergy Před 4 lety

      @@theblackrosedaughter thats just luck, if you had kids on your street they aren't needed. if you're the only kid(or at least only kid in that age bracket) then without play dates you never get to see anyone, lol.

  • @NickRoman
    @NickRoman Před 7 lety +1

    I heard about some school having Star Wars day (you know, on May the 4th), but they didn't allow light sabers because they are simulated weapons. Yeah, I get it about what has happened in schools. But why then allow or acknowledge "Star Wars day"? We all know what happens in that movie. Here's a clue: it has the word WAR right in the fucking title!!

  • @dr.anthonytrasoline534
    @dr.anthonytrasoline534 Před 8 lety +1

    He was too cool for the room !!!

  • @radkonpsygami7634
    @radkonpsygami7634 Před 7 lety +1

    42 people who didn't like this, missed out on sitting around with a stick when they were children.

  • @hjjjhuythjjjiybhlfbujubhg2724

    Barely found george. Hes amazing.

  • @iamthegreatcornholio7836

    back in the 60's my friends and i ate paint chips all summer

  • @markdrouin8094
    @markdrouin8094 Před 6 lety

    Come back George we need ya

  • @dive2663225
    @dive2663225 Před 7 lety

    LMAO he is so spot on...i feel like i grew up with this fucker in NY lmfao

  • @DesertDigger1
    @DesertDigger1 Před 7 lety +2

    Class act.

  • @keithpurduecroft
    @keithpurduecroft Před 8 lety +1

    RIP the Master!

  • @williamworth2746
    @williamworth2746 Před rokem +1

    RIP wish he was still around he would be having a field day with todays leftist Politics

  • @DrLeePercussion
    @DrLeePercussion Před 7 lety +1

    He is absolutely right and i dont even have kids.

  • @lesbrown7009
    @lesbrown7009 Před 8 lety +1

    We lost ballgames.
    We got better.

  • @carlo1831
    @carlo1831 Před 8 lety +1

    Now this is wisdom. Everyone's a winner? That makes winning absolutely meaningless. If I come in 2nd, I'm the 2nd winner? No. I'm a first class loser. Let's call it what it is. A loser doesn't mean you're worthless, it means you lost at something. That's what loser means; one who loses or has lost something. No one is a loser at everything.
    So you're trying out for 3rd base and the manager cuts you. That means you're no good? No, it means you're no good at playing 3rd base. But there's something you *are* good at. You just have to find what it is. And for the ones who are unfortunate enough that they never find what it is, I'm sorry, but there are no guarantees with life. Which is just as well as most guarantees are bull crap, anyway.

  • @madmanzila
    @madmanzila Před 8 lety +4

    yeah imagine ... good bye fuken standing around

  • @kelleygaither6280
    @kelleygaither6280 Před 6 lety

    I'm training to become a therapist for kids and teens,and i plan to take this philosophy!

  • @mundog5217
    @mundog5217 Před 7 lety

    every thing is so true

  • @jorgefiguerola1693
    @jorgefiguerola1693 Před rokem

    Am with you, George! How about a kid and a rock or stone? Skipping stones on a pond or lake? Right? How about kick the can? Screw XBOX, PlayStation, and all that smartphone stuff!
    RIP GC
    Have fun with found stuff! Make stuff from other stuff!

  • @mercury7590
    @mercury7590 Před 7 lety

    "The poor little fuck." Lmao

  • @laurakibben4147
    @laurakibben4147 Před 7 lety +4

    Yeah, a selfie stick....

  • @blakegrunwell232
    @blakegrunwell232 Před 7 lety

    one of a kind

  • @chrishansenwithdatelinenbc4775

    "The poor little fuck" I died

  • @kristofftaylovoski60
    @kristofftaylovoski60 Před 7 lety

    "Leadership Camp" oh fuck yes.....

  • @VampageRampage
    @VampageRampage Před 5 lety +1

    I miss sticks 😞

  • @ador7572
    @ador7572 Před 7 lety

    A George Carlin camp would be nice.

  • @florisv559
    @florisv559 Před měsícem

    Sorely needed now. 🤕

  • @PrestonMadrigal
    @PrestonMadrigal Před 7 lety +1

    How Social justice warriors were raised

  • @andrewbudd8609
    @andrewbudd8609 Před 8 lety +1

    he's right about this shit.

  • @pervertedmind
    @pervertedmind Před 6 lety

    That's were shicklegruber went. LoL

  • @punkcalvin84
    @punkcalvin84 Před 7 lety +1

    One time I was climbing a tree in my backyard when I was 13. It was getting dark out and my folks were freaking out about it. My older brother came out and talked with me about how fucking stupid they were acting. Fuck helicopter parenting and child brainwashing.

  • @Sunderpun1
    @Sunderpun1 Před 5 měsíci

    SO FCKING TRUE GODAMMIT BRO

  • @MetalPersonJ
    @MetalPersonJ Před 7 lety +3

    "You just sit there with a stick and you have a little fun." George sounds REALLY out of touch here, kids don;t want to sit around with sticks, they want to play with action figures or video games.

  • @scottrackley4457
    @scottrackley4457 Před 2 lety

    Razor sharp, always was

  • @creator2149
    @creator2149 Před 5 lety

    ceramics camp. there is such a thing. where do i sign up.
    is that for the rich kids?

  • @CowboyBebop444
    @CowboyBebop444 Před 7 lety

    a lot of us actually did did with sticks in the yard as small kids

  • @cringelord1809
    @cringelord1809 Před 7 lety

    He was a demigod.

  • @ananda1958
    @ananda1958 Před 9 lety

    This cracked me up ... I'm a big Carlin fan, but I'm 58 and when I went to grade school it was standard to have to "test in" to kindergardin. I went in at 4 instead of 5 and I wasn't even that smart lol . Just saying that was how they did It in 58, when my son went to school ... it was strictly about when your birthday was :) Now I guess it's switched back .... The more things change, the more they stay the same :)

  • @lesbrown7009
    @lesbrown7009 Před 8 lety

    Such my teacher.

  • @bobafett1938
    @bobafett1938 Před 7 lety +1

    1:10 what you came for

  • @petec6033
    @petec6033 Před 7 lety

    34 diaper sniffers disliked the aforementioned.

  • @jakecannanite4558
    @jakecannanite4558 Před 7 lety

    I should just give my granddad a mic and a stage and just let him go off about anything and everything

  • @mwcovers8367
    @mwcovers8367 Před 7 lety +1

    Lol he looked a bit like Phil Mitchell in the thumbnail.

  • @philippadalino3416
    @philippadalino3416 Před 6 lety

    GOAT