he is 100% right, infact i think all people should be weight at the airport, and than pay by the kilo, the more weight in the airplane the more fuel it will cost, so the fat people make airplane tickets more expensive!!, why should i pay the same as a person twice my weight??.
+Mathias Rask And every woman on the planet will try to tell you he probably has a metabolic problem. That it never has anything to do with how much he eats.
Have you ever laughed soo hard that it hurts to laugh. Like I mean you got lockjaw from laughing and your lungs can't take anymore or your abs? This is what I am going through right now watching this video
Also. Planes are restricted based on weight. However, a tarb of lard who weighs 400+ lbs pays no more than me - and I am restricted to my 30kg baggage allowance. I honestly believe that we all should have a total weight allowance - personal + baggage. Much fairer. Also planes use more fuel with heavier loads - so being obese is actually environmentally unfriendly.
Yeah, they say "We don't wanna embarrass the fatsos by having a weigh-in before each flight" -- but here's a way around that: you weigh the COMBINED TOTAL of each passenger with their luggage. If you're skinny, you get to bring more luggage. Your TOTAL of let's say $600 is what buys you a TOTAL of xxx lbs ("you plus your luggage being less than or equal to xxx lbs"), and *you pay extra dollars-per-lb* NO MATTER if you body-weight or your luggage-weight is what made you exceed your TOTAL allowance.
One small airline could give it a shot. I bet there would be a lot of impotent rage protests on social media because let's face it, it takes a lot more energy to march at an airport than to march over to your computer. I also bet the seats would consistently outsell all the competitors. Of course, bear in mind you've just traded fat seat mates for a plane full of screaming, seat-kicking, diaper-filling babies & toddlers.
I love when Bill recounts the story on Conan and says he felt like quint in Jaws trying to kick the shark away when the guy was walking down the aisle towards him LOL
I am a 5'9 foot , 220 lb woman, so I am technically obese , and I totally agree with Bill, that the guy should buy 2 seats. He would be more comfortable, and the passenger's sitting next to him would be more comfortable. I'm sure he wouldn't want to be squished by someone else.
Your obese in anybodys book do some drugs or have sex or both n don't eat til your skinny then just binge ouf one day a weeek or something if u have to but exercise everyday
+Sharon Loozz Ms. Loozz, you are very courageous to tell us about your physical characteristics. Even though we haven't met, you are the type of person to make friends with. I must admit I am a little worried that your health may be in jeopardy by being so overweight. But you may be a woman with many activities and outgoing, i hope you can keep it up.
"his fucking legs spread out like he was gonna give birth to a baby calf"! I have now two permanent dimples on my face from the laugh I got off of this shit! :D
I used to be 293 at 5ft 9 " --I did and managed to always get a window seat, so I could plaster myself against the window and Not invade anyones space. I had baratric surgery and now am 189 and it is wonderful and I fit great in an airline seat ! No more seat belt extenders !!!! Fat or thin--respect other peoples space.......
This is funny but I find Bill's most hilarious plane story was about the weird, wiry guy interrogating him on the flight to Indianapolis. Straight up *pure comedy gold.*
I am overweight but I am trying to change my diet , no more softdrink, chips , lollies, etc .... I love seeing American overweight people that complain they are overweight and they get picked on , yet they keep eating unheathly shit... I am walking 4 to 11 km a day to get exercise
Do I wear shorts with my milky white fucking legs and offend your eyeballs ? Bill is too fucking funny to exist, omg, I am crying from laughing so hard.
during the older episodes of 'my 600lb life', when they did the humiliation shower scene at the start of the episode, i LOVED laughing at that. i think the show creators caught on that people were having too much fun at the expense of the fatties, and they removed all the hilarious parts. fat people are one of the best sources of entertainment, its hilarious , until one sits next to you
I am on the bus right now, sitting across from the exact description of what bill is talking about. Basketball ball shorts and all. I just finished dying laughing 😂
"You gotta buy two seats -- you got less money for cookies." Perfect. Yeah, I was in this situation recently, too. Some guy next to me on a small plane, who must have gone 375-400 was in the window seat next to me, and I was on the aisle. At least I had the aisle. Still, he was all in my space -- and then some. Thank goodness that fucking flight was less than an hour.
Over wieght people shouldnt be able to get PD license plates. They should have to park in the furthest spots from the entrance becuase they need the damn exercise.
michael moore was all pissed about having to buy two seats on a plane. i would like to see him and bill burr in an all out slug fest to see who is correct on this important issue
"I'm thinking oh god, not me. Please for the love of god don't pick my row" This is so fucking goddamn true. Every time you think you've gotten the 3 seat easy life some slow shit comes in at the last second to ruin it.
Why don't they charge flights by your weight? I am 77kgs and if I want to carry on more than 15kgs luggage I get additional charges, but someone who weighs more than me AND my luggage doesn't get charged extra for being fat....
and lol what thats not discrimination, bish youre gunna hold the plane down, i dont wanna imagine a plane landing full of fat people. Wait a minute.. that might be a good idea
If I could pick a narrator for my life, it'd probably be Bill
+ladsham Be careful what you wish for.
+thescoutabout Morgan Freeman's voice and Bill Burr's everything else .. even though his high pitched voice does have an effect
Him as a narrator is a great idea.
I never realized the voice in my head was Bill Burr, until I listened to Bill Burr.
that's a great idea
someone needs to animate this
Best idea ever
"They should have to buy 2 seats, It's good for them, Then they have less money for cookies"
OH MY GOD, I cracked up laughing at that part. haha
he is 100% right, infact i think all people should be weight at the airport, and than pay by the kilo, the more weight in the airplane the more fuel it will cost, so the fat people make airplane tickets more expensive!!, why should i pay the same as a person twice my weight??.
"it was like sitting next to a planet with a head." Spit my food out.
hahaha
good keep spitting it out and you might lose some weight fatty
+Matthew Chant lofl
If i could choose my cause of death, it would be suffocating on a bill burr rant. His delivery of anger makes me fight for air every time....
I love how most people would say "And this... hefty guy walks in"
But Bill Burr just straight up says "AND THIS FAT TUB OF SHIT SLIDES IN THE DOOR"
+Mathias Rask And every woman on the planet will try to tell you he probably has a metabolic problem. That it never has anything to do with how much he eats.
Mathias Rask 😂😂😂
He's....round
They are fat tubs of shit though and if that offends them they can always stop eating Twinkie’s and go on a walk
you can hear the fear in his voice when he describes the back fat
I'm in tears 😂😂
“His f*cking legs spread out like he was gonna give birth to a baby calf” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
that last joke was too funny. "Fat people are the new second hand smoke"
you get thumbs up for that.
"It was like sitting next to a planet with a head"
LMAO!
now THAT was fucking hilarious! lol..
"The Roundness of this guy!"
"22 years of mistakes he made in his stomach"....... ROFL
Anybody else listen to this periodically? ... I swear whenever I need a laugh i listen to Bill's rants, this one is a classic
Same here😂
Definitely have came back to this a few times for a laugh. It gets funnier each time
"I shave that ham right down"....best line
"...22 years of mistakes he's put in his goddamn stomach!" I died.
FR amps looool same
excuse me sir excuse me sir can you not sir in the sir please sir?
lol that shit was funny
i burst out laughing everytime.
aaron cole I lost my shit at that part. I had to rewind it like 5 times I was laughing so hard.
God that was gold.
aaron cole I lost my shit
I feel the anger in his voice, he's fucking hysterical
'Have yourself a Sundae.. on a Monday'. That was amazing.
I'm overweight and I'm working on it. This guy is fucking funny and exactly right.
Good for you man, keep it up.
Right on man.You can do it!.The King Bill Burr for President.Awesome picture by the way.
"These fat people try to leave the arm rest up, but I'm not having any of that. I shave that ham right down"
LOL!!!!!
"Dude, do you ever stop eating?" I FUCKING CANT!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Have you ever laughed soo hard that it hurts to laugh. Like I mean you got lockjaw from laughing and your lungs can't take anymore or your abs? This is what I am going through right now watching this video
Lol yes!!!
I feel like if Bill Burr wasn't a comedian, he would be a serial killer xDD
But the good Dexter kind that only takes out the trash
I feel like he is a serial killer
@@googleisillukinati8071 he is a functioning psycho like he admits before but he knows he wont do it just thinks about it lol
I'm howling over here. Almost choked on my coffee. Thanks, Bill 😂
"Less money for cookies"
Literally almost passed out - so out of breath because of this!
"Dude, do you ever stop eating?" ROFL
"It was like sitting next to a planet with a head"
Oh dear Satan in Hell im stealing that one hahahahahahaha
"Excuse me sir? Excuse me sir? Can you not sir in the sir please sir?"
hahahaha
I love it when someone else rages on my behalf - thanks Bill
Im 3'4 and 650lbs.
Goddamn
+billybob thornton A sphere?
+billybob thornton *wolf-whistle*
You even have a fat fuck name
Your a little fattie.
Its ten times funnier when u realize how pissed he is and how progressively more pissed he gets though the video
Also. Planes are restricted based on weight. However, a tarb of lard who weighs 400+ lbs pays no more than me - and I am restricted to my 30kg baggage allowance. I honestly believe that we all should have a total weight allowance - personal + baggage. Much fairer. Also planes use more fuel with heavier loads - so being obese is actually environmentally unfriendly.
Yeah, they say "We don't wanna embarrass the fatsos by having a weigh-in before each flight" -- but here's a way around that: you weigh the COMBINED TOTAL of each passenger with their luggage. If you're skinny, you get to bring more luggage. Your TOTAL of let's say $600 is what buys you a TOTAL of xxx lbs ("you plus your luggage being less than or equal to xxx lbs"), and *you pay extra dollars-per-lb* NO MATTER if you body-weight or your luggage-weight is what made you exceed your TOTAL allowance.
Jeosef Broz That's actually a pretty sharp idea, but people would NEVER go for it (the loud people, I mean, the ones with influence).
ARKINHK Unless they have a provable medical reason with a doctor's note.
Genevieve55 there's no doctor note for being 400 plus pound XD
One small airline could give it a shot. I bet there would be a lot of impotent rage protests on social media because let's face it, it takes a lot more energy to march at an airport than to march over to your computer. I also bet the seats would consistently outsell all the competitors.
Of course, bear in mind you've just traded fat seat mates for a plane full of screaming, seat-kicking, diaper-filling babies & toddlers.
2:49 “Have a little bit of fucking consideration you tub of shitt” lmao Billy Redface
laughing so hard i dropped my bag of cookies.....
That armrest is the last line of defence
"with his legs spread wide open like he was about to give birth to a baby calf" - I almost died by laughing omgg ! lol
I LOVE it!! I absolutely love it, he's a bloody comedic genius!! I'm so happy to have fund these podcasts!! :)
he said, "fat lat."
I love when Bill recounts the story on Conan and says he felt like quint in Jaws trying to kick the shark away when the guy was walking down the aisle towards him LOL
"you're literally consuming yourself right now" lol
never laughed so hard in my life.
that less money for cookies joke made me lose it, bill is a genius
I am a 5'9 foot , 220 lb woman, so I am technically obese , and I totally agree with Bill, that the guy should buy 2 seats. He would be more comfortable, and the passenger's sitting next to him would be more comfortable. I'm sure he wouldn't want to be squished by someone else.
Fat fuck
HostDisorder Were u hoping to get a bunch of likes by having a 2 word douchie comment... Get a fucking a life
Your obese in anybodys book do some drugs or have sex or both n don't eat til your skinny then just binge ouf one day a weeek or something if u have to but exercise everyday
+Sharon Loozz You seem open about it, Sharon. Mind if I ask how you got so heavy? Cheers.
+Sharon Loozz Ms. Loozz, you are very courageous to tell us about your physical characteristics. Even though we haven't met, you are the type of person to make friends with. I must admit I am a little worried that your health may be in jeopardy by being so overweight. But you may be a woman with many activities and outgoing, i hope you can keep it up.
“Do you ever stop eating? (As fat guy chews his nails). Your literally consuming yourself!” 💀 😂
"i shouldn't have to suffer cause you ate all the cookies in the house" lol
I laughed too hard at this clip, couldn't fucking breath
Love Billy boy getting so riled up! Brings me so much joy! 🤣
Someone do an animation of this ASAP!
I nearly choke out of air from the ammount of laughter. I had to stop paying attention to actually breathe back
Thank you so much
"his fucking legs spread out like he was gonna give birth to a baby calf"! I have now two permanent dimples on my face from the laugh I got off of this shit! :D
Not many comedians can make me laugh, but Bill always manages to crack me up.
I used to be 293 at 5ft 9 " --I did and managed to always get a window seat, so I could plaster myself against the window and Not invade anyones space. I had baratric surgery and now am 189 and it is wonderful and I fit great in an airline seat ! No more seat belt extenders !!!! Fat or thin--respect other peoples space.......
"making a shorter walk to the store... making them EVEN FATTER!!!" this guy is too much
I crack up when Bill yells away from the microphone, I crackup every time lol
i still come back to this every now and then. one of the greatest rants of all time
This bit always makes my LMAO. Every once in a while I come here for a good laugh.
I was doing drywall work in my basement and I was laughing so hard at this I had to stop and sit down.
This is funny but I find Bill's most hilarious plane story was about the weird, wiry guy interrogating him on the flight to Indianapolis. Straight up *pure comedy gold.*
I am overweight but I am trying to change my diet , no more softdrink, chips , lollies, etc .... I love seeing American overweight people that complain they are overweight and they get picked on , yet they keep eating unheathly shit... I am walking 4 to 11 km a day to get exercise
+charlie brownau So how is it working out, charlie? Are you losing weight? Good luck to you. It sounds like you're making a genuine effort.
Ive lost 20 kg , I need to lose another 35kg, buying a push bike and soon to ride 14km a day (3 times a week)
+charlie brownau Nice man.
+charlie brownau keep going
Respect 👍
I'm on a 'Bill Burr CZcams marathon' and i'm laughing my ass off. The delivery is perfect and i agree with most of his ideas/irritations...
“can i have a coke?”
“can i have a coke?”
i’m pissing myself
Literally went through this on a flight from Hawaii
@Rangerscott69 Just follow the link to his website. Click on "Podcast". From there, you can direct download.
"I fucking shave that ham right down..."
I lost my shit at this >.
"h-he was on me!!!" 😂
shave that ham right down hahaha
This came up on my feed and I have just laughed so hard I feel sick! I have been there and it is so much funnier when it happens to someone else.
I love Bills fucked up analogies.
"shave that ham." 6:25
8:31 that actually motivated me to go for a walk, thanks Bill
"Fat ppl are the new scnd hand smoke
Hey you be fat go outside!"
LOL
You're welcome. Keep laughing!
Do I wear shorts with my milky white fucking legs and offend your eyeballs ? Bill is too fucking funny to exist, omg, I am crying from laughing so hard.
9:27 Politically Correct doesn't always mean it's correct.
"He was on me, the fucking guy was on me!"
during the older episodes of 'my 600lb life', when they did the humiliation shower scene at the start of the episode, i LOVED laughing at that. i think the show creators caught on that people were having too much fun at the expense of the fatties, and they removed all the hilarious parts. fat people are one of the best sources of entertainment, its hilarious , until one sits next to you
I am on the bus right now, sitting across from the exact description of what bill is talking about. Basketball ball shorts and all. I just finished dying laughing 😂
"You gotta buy two seats -- you got less money for cookies." Perfect. Yeah, I was in this situation recently, too. Some guy next to me on a small plane, who must have gone 375-400 was in the window seat next to me, and I was on the aisle. At least I had the aisle. Still, he was all in my space -- and then some. Thank goodness that fucking flight was less than an hour.
Lol as a fat guy I couldn’t stop laughing at this one. 😂 😂 😂
6:29
"Hey you want to be fat go outside." Lmao
if you're over a max weight capacity for a flight, you should be required to buy two seats. let them stand on the luggage scale
"My giant microwave oven head is is out there."
Bill Burr could make anything sound funny.
5:15
"SCUSE ME SIR? 'SCUSE ME SIR? CAN YOU NOT SIR IN THE SIR, PLEASE SIR?"
😂😂😂😂😂
2 best comedians without any doubt are bill and chappelle..no one is even close to them
Have yourself a sundae on a Monday .
" I don't play that game, I put the arm rest down and shave that ham" lmfao I'm dying
My giant microwave oven head is out there! 😄😅🤣😂👍
Where does he come up with this shit?
You having to buy 2 seats will actually be a good thing because you'll have less money for cookies 😂😂😂
Over wieght people shouldnt be able to get PD license plates. They should have to park in the furthest spots from the entrance becuase they need the damn exercise.
OMG @ 6:35 -- "I love it when they try and put the arm rest up. Oh hell no, I shave that ham right down ....". I couldn't take it anymore after that.
Fuuuuuck....hard to eat my soup while listening to this guy.
7 people are 5'8 300lbs
michael moore was all pissed about having to buy two seats on a plane. i would like to see him and bill burr in an all out slug fest to see who is correct on this important issue
"I'm thinking oh god, not me. Please for the love of god don't pick my row"
This is so fucking goddamn true. Every time you think you've gotten the 3 seat easy life some slow shit comes in at the last second to ruin it.
Why don't they charge flights by your weight? I am 77kgs and if I want to carry on more than 15kgs luggage I get additional charges, but someone who weighs more than me AND my luggage doesn't get charged extra for being fat....
"discrimination". even though its a private business
yeah that really does make sense.. wat da fackfuck
and lol what thats not discrimination, bish youre gunna hold the plane down, i dont wanna imagine a plane landing full of fat people. Wait a minute.. that might be a good idea
"No, I wear the Jordan ones, that come down over my little white knees"
2:53 loooool 🤣
"I shave that ham down" That set off a belly laugh for me
"I fuckin shave that ham, right the fuck down." Hahaha
"ya gotta buy 2 seats so you have less money for cookies" LOL
I take a shot everytime bill burr swears