Fat Idiot Gets Lost in the Mojave Desert
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Hilas acting in every "Ethan where are you? " is oscar worthy 10/10 De Niros
She wasn't acting tho.... you can only see his face cropped in from editing
Yeah...
She's fucking funny dawg
Hila is a precious goddess
Thing is still cant see Ethan
Is Ethan okay? kind of wierd he wasn't in this video
His sister is getting him back on track, don't worry.
it's really sweet of his caretaker to take over the channel while he's gone
Get rekt Sure is. I admire her strength and perseverance.
I heard him in some parts. Did you see that ATV driving itself though?!
Is Hila talking to herself in most of the video?
I think my dad bought the 2016 fall look i haven't seen him for years
Nice dude 😂
I'm fucking dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sad😂😂
comedy
Yeah. My dad really loves that suit.
Come to think of it, so does everyone else that was in my life.
According to legend Ethan is still in the desert to this day. It is said that if you stand on the highest hill you can hear the faint noise of a duck call coming from somewhere far in the distance. Hila still searchers for her husband but is close to loosing hope. She may have been close to finding him, possibly even more than once. But no one can see him. The desert has changed him. He is considered extremely deadly. Armed with a filtering straw and a foil blanket, locals still dont dare set foot where Ethan is rumoured to be. Our prayers are with him. And we are all hopeful that one day he will return home. Papa bless.
Splash Bang papa bless
Papa bless 🙏
lmao
Papa Bless this comment made my day
the likes on this comment are criminally low
I hate how Ethan doesn't show himself for almost the entire video.
LMAO
Smart joke:)
Patrick Star: HAHAHAHAHA.... I don't get it.
+Drewnited hahahaha its a jeraff
hahhahaha
I just realized Ethan is someone's weird uncle
Lol
he's an only child. idk about hila but Ethan is an only child
sry I just saw that part
He stated he has a brother in previous videos to include when they lived in Israel and when Ethan's mother read mean comments from the H3 channel.
Ethan has a brother
"did he even bring any water?"
"no just a life straw"
@smol bean 😂😂😂 omg this is so under rated
@@phantomwolf2141 cuz its not that funny
@@mr.skeleton4346 well at least it made go nuts back when I first read it
@@phantomwolf2141 how do you know it's underrated? Who rated it? And what was the rating? Maybe it wasn't underrated but not everyone has to comment on every line they find funny....
@@JaredConnell how about clowns can i comment them? I mean I m asking one rn for validation
Dude you guys made the invisible Ethan joke like 50 times throughout the video, and it was funny every damn time, how do you manage this
Hila just has flawless delivery
What joke?
its because ethans fat
Wait, Ethan was in this video? are you sure we're watching the same video?
@@magaman49 not sure. I kept hearing his voice thorough the video but didn't see him.
"You are a courier, hired by the Mojave Express, to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip. What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn…for the worse."
Damn Benny.
+PapaFettichelli What in the goddamn!?
its totally esoteric bro
ay
BROTHER!
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter *****
Nuclearing the Wish almost makes you Winter for a Mojave Patrol
holycowrap
I agree.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Your brother in law seems like the kind of guy to host super bowl parties
😂😂😂😂😂
He looks like Roy from The Office.
Yeah but he live 3 hours away from la but technically it’s still la county
Crazy that hila can afford a self driving vehicle
Right
Porkchop Sandwiches The joke was that Ethan was wearing camo while driving.
Light on the Inside woosh
This is the H3 I like. The new H3 seems fake
Not too crazy I mean she is a CEO
>mojave desert
>does not get ambushed by giant radscorpions
fake
they cant attack what they cant see
Sneak lvl on 120 point
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
hey shoenice, i dare you to eat a bunch of mentats and see what happens
You become Dr Mobius
Or which one of them loved them
*You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen*
dead xD
Lunaseur good one fella thanks for the first chuckle I've had on the internet in a while
Lunaseur it's a pretty good meme.
Quick saving...
You are still dressed as a NCR member
I thought Ethan exploded at 12:19
Young Xenace ksksksjsjsk
LOL
LMAO
Same when I first watched this I got scared
Dont worrrrryyyyy it was only garbanzo beans
I can't believe his carer let him drive.
It's all just a simulation for him
Jorji it's all a simulation for all of us dude.
Papers?
Please...
When a stale meme gets over 1000 likes...
It's really sweet how Ethan's carer plays along with his camo outfit. His parents must pay her well.
Kaylee Meeker are ya cereal? (Doubting it)
NaminBeforeGamin yeah it's a joke.
I don't think they pay her well enough, she just let the poor little guy wander off into the desert alone
@@IamMissPronounced definitely dude. If I wasn't getting some fat stacks for that job I'd be out
@@IamMissPronounced i heard that too, but i've never seen it
I love how h3 doesn't just call it a desert vlog or something. Him and hila's videos are pure genius.
Astro Zone I mean Hila looks pretty savage tho
Ethan*
I cant believe they took clips of Ethan’s voice just to make it seem like he was in the video at all.
Yeah and sometimes I see wrinkles in the sand weird
If you look closely they actually photoshopped his face into the video too. It's hard to tell but it's there, you gotta look hard.
Fallout New Vegas: Ultimate Edition.
I have that, this is true.
Favorite DLC was Fupasome road
Hila looks like an Israeli sabra. she is an admirable woman!
Superblobby Dead Beanies was better.
Superblobby hey bro
"You can go to a party and no one will notice you"... I don't need the outfit for that to happen.
Feels bro.
:(
Hey, there's a scammer posing as you on Steam. urnotjustin recently made a video about him.
Tastyis Cupcake Yeah, that is not me.
Bad day?
ethan barely got any screen time
Did he just say “safety third”
It's so nice that Hila has found friends who are able to accept Ethan's disabilities
lmao XD
i thought she pays them
what does she suffer from ?
they are relatives,Hila will never find frnds who will accept this legend
Fallout 5 leaked gameplay E3 2017
Fallout 5 with all DLC's confirmed
+True GMM Fan Bethesda is the worst thing that happend to Fallout
fallout 5 will not be on the E3 2017, more likely to be on E3 2020 or later
Michal M true, it's not like they revived the fucking series or anything.
Franus Kepa oh my god that way so fucking funny.
I just watched a 20 minute camo joke from 3 years ago.
And you *loved* it.
Yes
❤7*
Imagine you're playing Fallout New Vegas with the Wild Wasteland perk, and Ethan shows up out of nowhere throwing camo jelly beans at you.
I swear the invisible Ethan joke was still funny after the tenth time
Tanguy Pittsburgh
Hila: “where are you?”
Ethan: I:3
What do you mean "joke", I never saw him in the video.
"Mojave Desert" - Gets PTSD flashbacks of getting destroyed by Deathclaws in Fallout: New Vegas.
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
I got lost in The Strip or Freeside.
deathclaws are pretty managable at higher levels with a decent gun.
Ptsd of the creation of dat boi
Cazadors*
I love how every time Ethan goes missing Hila becomes hopeless and doesn't know what to do.
This suit would work perfect with the Peep n Creep
Default Studios it would!
"you might think I'm a tree, but I'm looking at your teets"
Why would you need a peep and creep when nobody can even see you? The peep and creep is for when you don't want people knowing where you're looking but if they can't see you you can look wherever you want anyways.
Jeez Ethan. I bet patrolling the Mojave made you almost wish for a nuclear winter...
Just thinking about the dam makes me neRvous.
MrDylanHM I don't think you should be here
Patrolling the Commonwealth is nothing like patrolling the Mojave.
Um I kinda killed that whole place up in the mountains with the super mutants, later realized they were friendly... oops.
you eyeballin' me?
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a day with Ethan
Meming in the Mojave almost makes you wish for a H3H3 upload.
Steven Delgado " make jewish for a day with ethan"
SniperSurvivor I thought new vegas was safe from filthy casuals like you
There's always that one dude...
SniperSurvivor is a filthy casual.
LifeStraw filters out bacteria not sugar or different salts in pee.
blitz main what?
It STILL sucks.
I'm pretty sure it was just a joke.
Acoustic Boi that was a joke.
WHOOOOOOOSH
It's crazy that Ethan looks hilarious but Hila actually looks really good in that camo outfit.
You sure that this isn't some form of Fallout NV with 1 Intelligence run?
Ka
DUDE PERFECT!!! fallout
Fartface Shitlord Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
And with Wild Wasteland perk.
I got spurs, that jingle jangle jingle (JINGLE JANGLE)
The title of this video pretty much describes my experience in Fallout New Vegas
looool
same
thegreenfaction departure album is the best
thegreenfaction same
SOME DAYS, SOME NIGHTS
I couldn’t stop laughing at how amazingly hilarious their videos were back then wish they make more of these now and still in the future
Unfortunately it’s not gonna happen, they’ve said a few times recently and I’m the past that they can’t really do H3H3 style videos anymore because of the commitment of the podcast and their kids. I don’t like the podcast anymore, used to like it in the long table with the H3H3 sign setup era (I think it was the first 100 episodes). I really wish they would but it’s never going to happen unfortunately
okay but the "pizza 200 miles ahead" killed me
And then 199.9😂
I think "fat idiot" should be a series
Or something
It definitely should.
Book report hodgson The whole channel is the series
It is and its called h3h3. ;)
666 LIKES whats going on here ??
Hila: "every video is gonna say 'fat idiot' until you lose 50lbs"
Then it's just gonna say idiot
"ethan where did you go" this meme never gets old, in fact it gets funnier each time
The new Fallout new vegas looks promising
When the clickbait titles turn out to be true
Elliot Goldberg lol
ellie i love ur music
Ellie Goldberg lol
Ellie Goldberg l
Ellie Goldberg l
*patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter*
I was waiting for this comment
*We won't go quietly, the legion can count on that*
spicy meme gamer yes legit I love you for saying that!!!!
spicy meme gamer "when I got this assigned to this position I thought there was going to be more gambling"
*What do you need?*
*Later.*
19:03 the dog trying to play with the drone is amazing
One of the classics that deserves a watch every year
Every other week works as well.
I didn't see Ethan at all in this video, oh well I'm glad his caretaker took footage of the trip.
Crooked cat there was this one part tho where his torso was floating next to some gas prices. And another where Ethan's body was just wandering around the desert without a head.
dont be silly...its his sister
What does Ethan and John Cena have in common
wot
sewer ialluamianaati Lol get triggered
Hila always looks badass in military clothes
Simeon Jackson What time? I don't remember even seeing her in the video???
The Joke
Your head.
I think thats cause she spent a few years in military.
Simeon Jackson its Called a Ghille suit
she was part of the Israeli military at one point.
Rewatching all these vids it's been years but that duck whistle part at 18:26 will always have me in tears hahahaha
I love how his family kind of just plays along.
"HE'S FKING 31 YEARS OLD! 31 YEARS OLD! 31 YEARS OLD ON THE TINY ATV! 31 YEARS OLD! FKING 31 YEARS OLD! L I T E R A L L Y 31 YEARS OLD! L I T E R A L L Y! ON THE TINY ATV"
Because then he would die ;)
Unscripted
i understood the joke... its literally fucking old
creamgod L I T E R A L L Y
+creamgod you're licherally a leafy fan who is butthurt
daniel shim LITCHURALLY 31 HOOOOOLY SHIT SO OLD HES LITCHERALY 31 AND HES WEARING CAMO LITCHREARLLY RIDING AN ATV
I started to lose it when Ethan was blowing the duck noise maker angrily
same bro same !!!
It's called a duck call
You: Duck call
Me, an intellectual: Duck noise maker
Did you just asume his gender?
Pozitiv did you just say Caitlyn Jenner isn’t a hero dude ??
Ethan could survive about 6 months in the desert because he's so Thicc.
Getting ing lost in the Mojave makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter"
the woman in the back laughing SO HARD at "blow shit up" was hilarious. oh my god that was great.
I just couldn't help myself.
That was really YOU?! Funniest part of the video. The "sorry" after the laughed killed me.
Jessica Klein-Pickrel
You are a terrible person, holy shit I love you.
i had to rewind it like 6 times, shit was Hella funny
out of curiosity did u just laugh because of what he said?....or just the fact that its ethan lol
Ethan: *I'M GONNA STARVEEEE AHHHHHHH*
leggit 5 secs later
*Whips out 10 lb bag of popcorn*
Ali Bevins YOU NEED CHICKEN TOO
leggit. fuck.
Dude you mean when that bag of popcorn just randomly popped out?
Ali Bevins meeee asssffffff
timestamp?
The funny thing is that Ethan was genuinely surprised that they were going to the desert.
Ya he really thought they were going to the jungle, in the middle of southern California, to ride DIRT bikes.... 🤦♂️
Every time she pretends not to see him, it’s just soo adorable
it's nice that Ethan's carer plays dress up with him
she's not supposed to encourage him
le epic hila carer joek such a troll xd
i'm sorry, are you experiencing a stroke?
SladeBallard nice bait m8 we all know hila isnt really married to ethan because just look at him...so yeah thats ethans care taker
She fucking lost Ethan so many times though, she might need to be sacked
It's so nice how Ethan's caregiver let's him play dress up.
Slim Jimmy I know is kinda cute
Slim Jimmy speaking of Ethan, why wasn't he in the video?
You sure? Ethan wasn't even in the video.
Patrolling the mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Ethen went from a 1995 Volvo to a bran new rolls Royce
Man, their self-driving car is crazy!
Sam Morton The self-driving quadbike too!
ethan's basically invincible you cant even see him
**scratches head**
He's so invincible
BroseConseco invisible
Ser Adelphel invincible* fucking twig
Almost like me...
I love the dog at the end trying to catch the drone!
Patrolling the Mojave Wasteland almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Wow, crazy how everyone decided at the same time that they all don't like H3H3's production quality anymore. I bet you all came to an independent conclusion on that one and weren't influenced by any certain youtubers :~)
;^)
no he just sucks now people have been saying it for months
you're paranoid. it's been going on for months
Which youtubers said this? I think there was a decline in content but that's a necessary compromise when you switch the bulk of the content to what's essentially vlogs
Which CZcamsrs are you alluding to? Who trash talked h3h3? (other than leafy)
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Profligate!
Eastern Uganda lol are you speaking for the people of eastern Uganda
Patrolling the Mojavi almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Wow Ethan, great Prius. Keep it up, proud of you.
The craziest thing about this video is that it was like $5 for a GALLON of gas........
Ph0xie McMemerton
'Murica
thats southern california for ya
+TheRudeDude Nevada
Actually for a US gallon it's about £4 so $5, just about the same.
Ph0xie McMemerton its 2.20 just south of there
This is definitely me when I'm camping.
yep same
I'm not gonna lie
Wow this mod really improves the graphics of Fallout New vegas!
it’s gotta be the best having ethan as an uncle
Currently going through a hurricane. My power could go out any minute. This was worth using up my battery over
Over 300 people have died from hurricane Matthew so far, stay safe
hey girl, i will come keep you safe. give me ur full adress. jk stay safe
***** WHAT
Do you live in Florida, hurricane Matthew?
. wtf haven't you evacuated yet?
How nice of Ethan's carer to take him out of the house :)
And let him drive
StuckDucks dude that's messed up, that's his sister your talking about
Ya but Anal?
Idiot.
Mr.smash 69 you're the idiot it's a joke
Dude, Ethan is "The End" from Metal Gear Solid 3.
haha I just love Hila's little "Ethan?"s It is so adorable.
The title is basically how i played fallout new vegas
LOL
The Lonewolvez same
The Lonewolvez lmao
The Lonewolvez haha
Patroling the mojave makes almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter
I’ve been binge watching your videos and this one is very good. It was really funny from beginning to end👍🏻
Lmao I literally live right next to Mohjave “how can people live here”
we all have that one crazy uncle ethan
nope
so, You have like 1 million uncles?
Jakub Rychlik you nerd
Lol I wish
We all need that crazy uncle Ethan
needs more Johnny guitar
I prefer lets ride into the sunset together
Neo Joto Big Iron is better
Really Good
🎵BIIIIIGGGGG IRRRROOOON
BIIIIIIGGGGGG IIIIRRRROOOUUUN🎵
BIG IRON, is far far superior
There's a documentary on a real story like this on Netflix, in the docu-Series called "Losers"
Not a joke. Great series.
Italan guy did a desert run-Marathon thing, and got lost, very bad.
Why wasn't Ethan in this video?
Ex Dee
i know rights it was just a camera
ecks dee*
I heard his voice, I was freaked out af.
James Davis unfortunately he is suffering from super AIDS so he was receiving treatment at the time this video was being made
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter
This is honestly the hardest I have ever laughed at a CZcams video. The part about the beans 😂😂 I rewatched it and kept laughing so hard my eyes watered and I couldn’t breathe. 👍👌🧠
I don't find the new videos nearly as hilarious. Please don't at me, this was pure wholesomeness.
Wait, Mojave Desert? This video only would have made sense if Ethan had actually
been thoroughly prepared for the humidity of the climate as well as any additional
needs that Hila may have needed, not to mention how
*like or get killed by a clown 2016*
Fuck you I'm ROCK LEE The world could do with less people like you, trying to get likes with this shit.
OMG IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE!!!1!!!!!1!
I live in toronto, and the clowns are threatening to come to my high school because dudes are adding them to group chats and dissing them.
Luckily people tell eachother to get their bullet proof vests when they prepare to head here.
It's not humid there...
"trying" *LOL*
I can imagine everyone working hard during the camping and Ethan there in the corner with his foil blanket just goofing around not doing shit
I was just clicking on you guys' random videos, watching all the ads, just to get up that ad revenue when I stumbled across this gem of a video. You guys always make me smile.
Papa Bless
I think Doc Mitchell missed something when he went around poking in Ethan's head.
You can tell they used a green screen to simulate going to a desert because you can only see their face, but their clothes must have been green lmao smh
hilarious and original
True
Dilo Raptor I hate these f**king invisible comments.
Liam McKernan Lol, didn't check the comment section so I have no clue of how many of these are there. Sorry if I'm adding to the cancer unknowingly xD.
This took me a while to get😂😂
Crazy that he had a 1995 Volvo now he’s got a damn rolls Royce lmao
What the f*. Video with no ethan? Wtf dude
Why was Ethan not in the video
Riley B the original comment is from 3 months ago
+Nuu b Because comments can by copyrighted, correct?
JawaKiller smh people like you
+Nuu b smh people like you
JawaKiller lmao why are you so mad smh you're so fucking triggered and original
What a scam, this video didn't show Ethan!
I heard him but I never saw him
for a second, i started to question my own sanity.
BrittDawg ARF Arf gtfo
I'm checking myself into a mental hospital I can hear but not see him there's something wrong with me
REWATCHING THIS IN 2021 I love their humble beginnings so much. 1990's Volvo
This was the first h3h3 video I ever watched. Needless to say, i fell in love with this channel immediately.
This video is broken for me. All I see is Ethan's floating face
Also, I saw no radscorpions
Papa Oompsie's Cult Of Inner Peace Or Whatever Radroaches*
.
Probably Legion's witchcraft