What If We Detonated All Nuclear Bombs at Once?
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- čas přidán 15. 05. 2024
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What happens if we make a huge pile from all 15,000 nuclear bombs and pull the trigger? And what happens if we make an even bigger pile?
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ok :D
interesting
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A teacher from the new species: “So, why did humans go extinct?”
Children: “To show nature who's boss”
You sure it’s not supposed to be the children asking the teacher?
@@solivagant1170 I thought like she was just asking them to be sure they learned, I thought it sounded funnier
@@vukstajic9582 Ah, yeah. Makes sense.
No regrets, It's a good tale
I can't stop laughing!!!
4:59 “bedrock is vaporized instantly”
Steve: *impossible.*
He gonna fall into the void real fast
XD
Yasssss Minecraft
lol
Steve: Wait, that’s *illegal*
As a brazilian, it was a huge honor to host this event so you all can see. Thanks for the oportunity, and you'rel welcome
You would get obliterated
Atleast the radiation will kill forests before fire do
Thank you for your service! We’re a little jealous that you’ll feel nothing at all while we wait here halfway around the world for our turn.
R.I.P u if ur in Brazil aka South America
@@dustinfiore4843 gringos being gringos, probably american. I dont need your RIP dude, im very well, thanks.
"But at this point, it really doesn't matter anymore."
It's grim when lethal radioactive fallout covering the planet is the least of our problems.
What if sun replace with antimatter?
@@phongnam5653 kaboom
Banghatan
Bengtucky
Actually there would be relatively no radioactive fallout. It would be destroyed in the blast. So I don't take anything this channel says serious if they didn't know the most basic of information about a nuclear blast. The bigger the blast the less radioactive fallout.
"So, how did they go extinct?"
"They blew up the planet just to see what would happen."
To be honest, that isn't the weirdest thing us humans have done.
“I told you they were dumb”
It's reasonable seeming it kills all anti vaxers
Hmm sounds about right
A bird landed on the trigger, thats how it happened.
“Let’s put our nuke in the middle of the Amazon, just to show nature who’s boss”
*Humanity goes extinct*
*Nature survives*
It didn't tho, i mean humanity didn't went extinct
It is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT to kill all of nature, unless you literally destroyed the planet (I don’t mean burning the surface to the ground, I mean literally breaking the planet into dust) and even then nature wouldn’t die immediately thanks to these microscopic creatures called “water bears”
@@qanon7958 The intelligent life appearing in the video a few million years after had three fingers and a tail. Humanity did go extinct if the only people surviving live in submarines and bunkers.
@@k.3004 That was if we mined all uranium on earth and turned it into nukes tho, not the initial all nukes on the amazon
@@ONE-vt1fz we cant destroy nature our lives depend on nature
I love how he says it so calmly while the situation is meaning basically all life dying and he doesn't care one bit.
The massive crater on the Earth at the outro was a very nice touch indeed, not to mention all the blink-and-you'll-miss-it bits of humor strewn around the video. Keep up the great work! :D
The Land of Ooo be like:
That's a pretty intense gender reveal
I like this this is funny
But does green mean it's Shrek?
@@genesis5347 Yes Gesis shrek is gender
ITS A BOOOOOOOYY
Uhh what time did the gender reveal happen in the time of the vid
10 billion Nukes: *explodes*
Earth: *turns on dark mode*
This joke was vastly underappreciated
@@pumpkinhead7466 thank you 😂😊
@@pumpkinhead7466 fr lol
Neither artificial intelligence nor asteroid human will himself destroy human civilization
@@papiabose3424 first, you gotta learn what grammar is. I had a stroke reading that. Also, if humans create an AI that becomes sentient and destroys human life they still would've destroyed themselves with their own creation, so maybe that wasn't the best example.
I watched Oppenheimer few days ago and was troubled by the same question few days ago. It helped me cleared my doubts.
I like your anime girl logo
@@KeonGarrett-zu2gpnot just any. That’s Ai Hoshino, put respect on her name fr
What do you mean respect on her name
@angryboi595 Boi she just looks like a generic anime girl to me, idk wtf makes her cool or badass or interesting! I get that your a fan, but we're not, and we're just confused.
Also I don't fetishize weeb culture enough to know if I should be impressed by a name like Ai Hoshino. I'm sorry but that's just a bunch of syllables mixed up to me.
Thank you, Kurzgesagt. I am currently under a huge workload and am encountering multiple health issues at the same time. You always find a way to calm me
When you hear "Bedrock is vaporized", you know that's serious shit.
@@peril. “million of nukes”
Well all Minecraft players are infinitive loop to the Void respauning over and over
@@peril. not really
DONT SAY THE S BOMB!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@@LynxheartSparrowfurFirefur why
5:00 "Bedrock is vaporized in an instant"
Minecraft player: "Wait. That's illegal"
**Steve wants to know your location.**
*Steve trying to craft a nuclear bomb*
Steve: wait thats a mod
@@Josegpluna yep RR
Steve trys to curse on christian minecraft server wait... o shit that’s illegal
@Yuki You your a moron thinking Minecraft sucks
Thank you for creating a wonderful video. I am Japanese. My grandpa's friends experienced new clear damages for a long time. such as leukemia, cancer, blindness and infertility. It was terrible to image. Absolutely NO nuclear war should ever happen.
But you guys pour some nuclear water to the ocean🤣
@@DengXianglongfound the Chinese shill.
It is common knowledge that the water being dumped is well within the safe levels established by national regulation boards. Just because your government says its not, doesn't mean it's true.
@@DengXianglongWHICH is filtered, while China releases a lot of unfiltered Radioactive water which causes environmental damages to the Corals, Fish, Planktons, and etc.
@@Nano_Rex57 Oh, what's up bro. If things were as you say, the Western media would never be as silent as they are towards to Japan. In fact, Taiwan has been testing the waters around China for years and nothing has happened. The ocean is so healthy. But we know nothing about Japan's discharge of nuclear wastewater. Except for Japan's own statement, they do not allow others to test it(even IAEA can't do it). Considering the misdeeds of Tokyo Electric Power Company in lying, I have a hard time trusting them.
@@Nano_Rex57 Since you think it is harmless, please drink it
3:30 POV you fart in your classroom
or 4:47
“Would be the equivalent of 3 billion tons of TNT”
Don’t do it man that’s gonna crash the server!
lol
The Man on The Moon dude this is a serious situation
lmaooooo
@@PrinceNatee true very true
lmao
Cockroaches be like:
Eh, that was a big storm.
🤣
Yes since they can survive a nuclear explosion
@@arthur1596 can they survive the radiation too?
@@HOAXYT01 yep
_and that's why I want to be rebirthed as a cockroach_
imagine being these geologists from the future finding out that the last life on earth just decided to destroy itself
5:00 you know the situation is bad when even bedrock is splashing like water
Man: detonates every nuke at once
Earth: 0 fps *crashes*
Rev Gaming Universe.exe stopped working
Server:earth has join the game
Server:earth left the game
lmfa0
for my computer, one nuke is enough to blow it up
Fabio Spasiano ya just the universe wouldn’t be affected in any way shape or form since earth is a grain of sand inside a whole milky way full of sand
"Let's say we create 10 billion Hiroshima bombs"
Earth: *Resets to factory settings*
Here, have a Comment!
Underrated comment😭
That was a good one
U got me
underrated af
very underratted
gotta love at 6:03 the fallout T-45 helmet
The low bell ring is such a fitting noise for the second explosion lol.
Exactly
"half of humanity would be wiped out in an instant"
Thanos: *heavy breathing*
Oof
Damn son where'd you find this.
Lmaoo-
ipotatosenpai thanous is very weak
@@Sparklewolfgirl67 Actually he was quite tough even without the infinity gauntlet. For his big size he sure was fast.
I guess thanos is investing on that
Humanity: *Detonates billions of nuclear weapons*
Nature: Oh no. Anyways.
Oh no my queen... anyways gg
I mean because we're a part of Nature... and Nature can always shed us (plus a lot of other species) first before Life itself becomes endangered :P
Only a few things will really kill life on Earth entirely. Like Earth getting sucked into a blackhole.
@@user-ed9qu5im2y Sun going supernova will kill all life
@@mickfunny4185 Our sun is too small to go out in supernova.
@@mickfunny4185 It's too small tho
6:03 A Power Armour Helmet (from the Fallout franchise). Nice touch, Kurzgesagt.
The idea that the dinosaus actually got hit by something in the range of "the literal biggest possible nuclear bomb on earth" is really something. Poor buggers.
Nuclear weapons: exist
Kurzgesagnt: “You are going to Brazil!”
verdade
To show nature who's boss
@@thl3 carai mano
Sagnt
Ó us cara mano '-'
"lets use the Amazon Rainforest"
Me a Brazillian: *oh no*
Its actually good, because you'll die fast without suffering
You kidding? You guys are the lucky ones. For you it's over in an instant, you wouldn't even realize it had happened.
...and an area the size of ^your own country^ was destroyed in the amazon today
Wales for me.
vish kk
@@R1davies Huh? Brazil has over 8.5 million km^2, which is about 3 thousand times the destruction radius of the first scenario.
I mean, this assumes the combination of all the nukes will have the same yield as the sum of its parts. With such a violent reaction a ton of material will just get blown away before it can go boom. Even if the nuke were synced perfectly, you would still have to deal with the explosions’ interference with each other.
The last one breaked bedrock 💀💀
“Hey Ferb, I know what we are going to do today”
Moooom,Daaaad, Phineas and Ferb are detonating every nuclear bomb at once!!!
Mom: oh what a lovely experiment
Lmao
Uh oh
Hey Phineas, watcha doin?
Phineas=* looks round corner where the pile of bombs are in which his mom can't see*
*Watches as an interdimentional portal teleports them to a alternate universe*
Also Phineas= oh um nothing
Meanwhile at ☆DOOFENSHMIRTS EVIL INCORPORATEEEEEED☆
DOOFENSHMIRTS :NO NONONONO
PERRY! YOU JUST RUINED THE INTERGALACTUNIVERSIATOR!
Perry: platypus sounds (oof in his language)
This dude's voice is so calm while the whole world is ending.
Yeah
because this isnt his real voice thats why he edited it to be in a nutshell
hhahhaha
🤣🤔
Lol
Omg! I was seeking for this tutorial for like, YEARS! Thank you very much! The tutorial it self is so detailed! 🤩💥
"tutorial"
what
2:18 this is 100% accurate I heard of it and in diff places it said the same exact thing
Future Intelligent Life Teacher: So class, why did humans nuke the Earth?
Future Intelligent Life Students: To show nature who's the boss
the hoomans were da real MVP
Another Future Intelligent Life Students: But still, nature won. That's why we are here.
Lol
😂😂 Thats a gold one
Big quotes on "Intelligent Life"
My Kurzgesagt patreon bird just got vaporize by 10billion Hiroshima atomic bomb.
You should feel honored
"Wow, that was a great death! Wonder who's bird it was..."
*scroll the comments*
"Oh, here is who!"
F
That bird had a really big grudge against the Amazon
F
This one made me chuckle quite a bit. Thanks everyone for putting in the hard work!
We thank you for your effort and time in making videos like this, not only for searching, entertaining, and storing knowledge but also for educating!
"...enough to power human civilization for over 2000 years, or to build millions of nuclear warheads"
humans: heeeey guess what we used all the uranium for
Intelligent creatures aren't we?
Yeah tell that to America
Lmaoooo
Hint we aint smart at all
it does not matter, we would be death using that uranium for one thing or the other.
3:16
*describes the suffering and deaths of billions of living things*
And now, the unpleasant part begins.
Think about it if you survive you might end up wishing for death.
I mean you kill billions of living things every time you take antibiotics but you still don't consider it that much of a bad part
@@fixafix69 if they don't have a functioning brain stem or analog to such, I have a really hard time caring.
I wonder how many it will take to make all the heavens and earth to burn. click my name to watch Son of Perdition part 4
He's speaks with so much calmness,it's like he's telling a very interesting story,he speaks of disaster as if it's fun
*it is*
*BECAUSE.* *IT.* *IS.*
"I have become death, destroyer of worlds"
Kurzgesagt: ‘How to blow up the world (but chill it’s for a CZcams video)’
FBI: nice save
Lol
Can we show some respect for these animators? The quality of their work is amazing!
Personally, I think the animation style is the exact same as in other science channels.
@@pegamationproductions6062 would you mind giving the names?
Can you link a example, I’m sure there is differences.
Yeah, I love the smove shiny style of the anination
ikr. that definitely was some impressive stuff. The explosions were beautifully animated!
4:47 I just love that 😂
Kurzgestat: Hey, so we have an idea for another video
Scientist: *defeated sigh* I got a masters for this...
“If intelligent life thrives again, it might be able to work out what happened”
Intelligent life when they figure out what happened: wtf
“They May have been sentient, but certainly not intelligent”
I would like but 420 likes
Well more likely they would just try to build it again. War is stupid but almost inevitable.
? : "hah, what a bunch of fucking idiots!"
Intelligent Life does it again
5:00 "Bedrock? vaporised?" That's not what Minecraft taught me.
GhostyAzere lol same I was thinking “not in minecraft..”
actually if you set the explosion size of something high enough with a command it can break bedrock, its just that bedrocks blast resistance is like a million but its not infinite
Must be a mod
Jj Wang there’s a command i believe /summon minecraft:fireball ~ ~ ~ {power;100000}
GhostyAzere 😂😂😂😂
These guys deserve their own Netflix shiw
I often watch this when I am feeling contempt for people. It brings me some quiet peace.
Kurzgesagt: What is consciousness? How do we define what is 'you'? How does a quantum computer function?
Also Kurzgesagt: What if we explode all the bombs??
That's why I love them.
that's why I love kurzgesagt
So basically, the server would lag so much that everyone is kicked out
😂
Yup so much
OH yeah minekraft referance someone making lagmachine
tierzoo
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Banghattan was a clever pun
This channel is so good for sating sick curiousity
kurzgesagt: *what is consciousness?*
also kurzgesagt: hehe big boom.
Cool Doggo 😂😂💀
Its like the end of every Mythbusters Episode :D
Cool Doggo What happened to the old comment?
So ,your saying this has happened before?
Dead 💀
Future intelligent life: "So these idiots killed themselves just to see what happens. Good job."
That's curiosity for you
LOL
As good a reason as any
😂😂😂
i was about to comment this
Next firework show is gonna be a blast 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶
Do you have anxiety?
Kurzgesagt: we will see about that
Humans: Destroy all life.
Aliens: "Absolute mad lads"
God: damn those asshole humans destroying my creations
Hands down the best comment in this comment section😂😂😂 the rest are old mediocre feel-good memes
@That one friend that genuinely enjoys Rick Astley God during flood: those assholes are turning evil. I'm gonna go ahead and smite them all
David Bowie: *Malicious smile*
@That one friend that genuinely enjoys Rick Astley God: *YEET*
Kurgesagt : roughly half the population were killed
Thanos : [heavily breathing]
*Thanos Wants To Know Your Location.*
I don't get it, who's Thanos?
@@alienwarex51i3 potato chip chin
You stupid .... You say yeah its cool haha thanos will be happy ... This is just a movie ! Our civilisation can switch off !
@@alienwarex51i3 i don't get it, who's your brain?
Kurzgesagt should do another video about blowing up of the nuclear bombs but instead, we extract all the uranium in the solar system, (uranium on asteriods, the moon, all the planets) and all of the nukes will be 80megaton nukes.lets see what happens now lol.
Who watching this after Oppenheimer?
Kurzgesagt: "now for the unpleasant part."
*Says after decimating South America*
Personally I think being incinerated alive is better than being killed by radiation poisoning.
Ouch, dolerá mucho :/
I live in the north in law vegas...
@@EpicGamer681 yeah.
I dont want to suffer for years
Harsh
“Strangely enough we couldn’t find a good source to answer this question to our satisfaction.....so we gathered all the nuclear weapons and are testing it ourselves.”
Cosmic Café strangly enough, right?? Whoops we have to try it noe
Cosmic Café Nukes are fake, research flat eaeth
@@rcook2608 Whats flat eaeth?
R Cook the earth is a pyramid dumbass
R Cook Yeah kuuh where’s the hundreds of footage of nukes from the US and Russia smh my head
thank you for spending your time on these wonderful videos
2:28: Submitting my exam to the teacher
2:45: I didn’t do the backside and get an F-
Earth: "exists"
Scientist: "Do you want to explode?"
@@jadeuwu9860 boooo
Civilians: Y E S
Earth: exist
The meteor:it's free real in state
Life:still exists
This comment:exists
The meteor:am i a joke to you
Lol
No boy military does this not scientist s oh no I am about to get wooshed (lol but srskry military night kill us all)
“Why was there a mass extinction event”
“Because they thought it was funny”
Ahh cmon why is there comments now
They did it for the *memes*
we finaly found a way to save the planet XD
Ah fuck the government done it again
And shiny
Oh! So THATS why Robert J. Oppenheimer thought he ended the world.
4:48 perfect video to show when your making your mom jokes
4:47 Accidentally making your screen bright in the middle of night be like:
@[DS] DaSavage Yup
I was here
@@blizzard1198 Rip
Lol
When someone says "Oh they stole that from Tiktok!!"
Short answer: Death
Long answer: *DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTHHHHH*
Seems legit
Longer answer DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH
Long answer: gender reveal
Arise, arise riders of Theoden!
r/thecnicallythethruth
To think that humans could wipe out litterally everything in a couple minutes is insane.
Kurzgesagt: We got a collection of scientists to test this hypothetical scenario
Also Kurzgesagt: *hides time machine*
Wait what!
The dinosaurs actually did this
It wasn’t a meteor. It was this.
Uhm... yeah....
dinosaurs can build bombs?
@@jester4607 it's joke man
There was a show from the early 90s. Dinosaurs. They cut down or built over something that caused some insects to die, and started a chain reaction that led to it snowing and never stopping.
Ha! Don't worry, I laughed at this. It was probably Julian Robert Oppensaurus who was responsible!
Oppenheimer moment
3:58 SHOW RESPECT!!!!!!!
I can't experience existential dread if I'm amazed by the animation quality.
Imagine that you're the bird.
@@Idazmi7 that would be a nice way to go. Unless you're the first bird.
An Nguyen 😹😹😹
@@kingofflames738
Still, the thought of it triggers my fight-or-flight instinct.
Dude stop giving tarraists ideas
1:32 let's just drop a nuclear weapon in the Amazon just to show nature who's boss.
Present day amazon: Boi I am dying
Sad
ikr I waa thinking of that too :/
No its not , the fire is already under control , besides , fires in the amazon are very common this part of the year.
@@paot8726 No, it's not. This part of the year is indeed a dry period, but these many fires aren't at all natural. And they're not controlled yet. CZcams channel Nostalgia latest video was just about that, and he provides links and sourced to many info said in the video. There are English subtitles also; I recommend you go watch it.
@@pedroheck3667 eu já vi que vc é BR pq citou o nostalgia
Friend: it's just a prank
The prank:
Anyone else here because they just watched Oppenheimer?
"Bedrock would be vaporized instantly..."
Minecraft Survival Players: "Check DMs it's important"
Creative mode players: Wait, Manhattan, but built of of Dynamite?
You used to be able to break bedrock in pocket edition
irarelyupload did you now
Roblox Players: *_TRIGGERED_*
Ada Arsene yes mate
“Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.”
*Albert Einstein*
Wait does that mean that there is delicious food waiting for us on the atomic bombs?
@@PRYDAX yes u should go for it
funny he'd say that because he's the flippin guy who encouraged the development of the atomic bomb
Yea but america would construct a mousetrap
It shows how stupid humans are...
"So, we gathered a group of scientist to calculate what would happen and find an answer to this important question once and for all"
I smell sarcasm.
"We can take the time to do this, because of you: our viewers"
And we ALL love you too
1:35 "Just to show Nature who's boss"
That made me laugh a bit too much.
Man of simple tastes, I like it.
hi yes boss here
Yeah! That's made me laugh😅
4:44 kevin de cube press F to pay respect
Just perfect vocal execution. Kudos to our soothing Kurzgesagt-Voice
Brazil : What is my purpose?
Kurzgesagt : You are test subject
Brazil : Oh my god
Implying the rest of the planet isn't?
We only want do dance and play soccer, leave us alone D:
Come to brazil
@@SimonClarkstone The rest of the planet suffers from collateral damage
-Oh my god- *WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
bro took mind blowing too seriously 💀💀💀💀
this channel never ceases to amaze me with his overly calm voice
Short answer: We die
Long answer: We all die
@GalacticBoy bro?
@GalacticBoy Bruh.
@GalacticBoy What?
Longer answer: We will all be obliterated in a nuclear wasteland.
@GalacticBoy wow cringe child.
"Bedrock vaporized"
Minecraft Survival players: *Is it possible to learn this power?*
@Mokbul Hossain it's possible in survival. It's also possible to obtain bedrock on survival
@@annialator3259 how mods?normal survival?
@@joemistica9449 yes in normal survival. In java edition and bedrock edition you can break it but in bedrock you can also obtain it. No, no mods. Just technical side of Minecraft.
@@annialator3259 how?
@@joemistica9449 you're on CZcams. Look it up
So just before this I watched Threads, became thoroughly traumatized but not out of the nuclear rabbit hole, so here I am getting the lighthearted stuff before I go to sleep 👍
Thanks for the tutorial
general: build a missile
military engineer: how powerful?
general: *yes*
😂😂😂😂😂
Double yes
Damn
Russian style.
*Destruction 100*
"Kaboom?"
"Yes Rico, Kaboom!"
I'll allow it!
*KABOOOOOM*
69 likes sd
Iam your 700th liker
god please no
The cockroach cameo was brilliant
Cockroaches the whole time:🗿