The Ness Amiibo Drinking Game

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  • čas přidán 30. 04. 2020
  • Jo and I embark on a dangerous journey and meet some new friends along the way.
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    ➤ Music Used:
    Peach Field: • Mario Hoops 3 on 3 Mus...
    Let's Go To Seoul: • Video
    Block Stack Attack: • Amazing Island Ripped ...
    Bossay, quotation: • ZeroRanger - Bossay, q...
    Project M Smashville Theme: • Project M: Smashville ...
    Super Mario 64 Theme: • Main Theme (Super Mari...
    Fountain of Dreams: • Video
    Project M All Star Mode: • Project M OST - All St...
    Meglavonia: • Video
    The Matador: • Video
    Sans: • sans.
    Atelier City: • Video
    Smile Bomb (Jazz Edition): • Yu Yu Hakusho - Smile ...
    Sonic Colors Final Boss 2: • Sonic Colors "Final Bo...
    Teehee Valley: • Video
    Special Course: • Special Course - Yoshi...
    Pretty Soldiers: • Sailor Moon~Soundtrack...
    Swear to my Bones from Persona 5 (Outro): • Video
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  • @Alpharad
    @Alpharad  Před 4 lety +2989

    FOLLOW ALL THE PEOPLE WHO APPEARED RANDOMLY IN THIS VIDEO BECAUSE THEY'RE MY GOOD FRIENDS
    JO: twitter.com/josniffy
    ADRIANA: twitter.com/adrianafigueroa
    DON: twitter.com/dad_dot_jpeg
    MAJOR: twitter.com/majordduncan

  • @Duarte_GB
    @Duarte_GB Před 4 lety +5234

    "what banjo is in this game?"
    "I dont like the numebr 9"
    "meglavonia"
    "this stage is yellow wtf is yellow"
    "everything is just a blur to me"
    "i wish heracross was my dad"
    they sound so permanently confused

    • @Gnome_Tank
      @Gnome_Tank Před 4 lety +87

      yep there shit faced

    • @blui3609
      @blui3609 Před 4 lety +172

      “I DIDNT ORDER A CORONAVIRUS!!!”

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 Před 4 lety +105

      "is arsen just joker's dad?"

    • @at-bazelgeuse
      @at-bazelgeuse Před 4 lety +135

      "i wish heracross was my dad"
      "dude, heracross F U C K S"

    • @onagle_9279
      @onagle_9279 Před 4 lety +30

      AlexThe9 when they say they don’t like the number 9:...I lost my hope and my dream

  • @jerjerbonks451
    @jerjerbonks451 Před 4 lety +6044

    “Alcohol tastes like water to me rn” is the most dangerous thing to experience when drinking

    • @cyroclasim
      @cyroclasim Před 4 lety +60

      Elaborate.

    • @pixellego4773
      @pixellego4773 Před 4 lety +164

      cyroclasim water is needed to survive. You are 70% water

    • @jerjerbonks451
      @jerjerbonks451 Před 4 lety +489

      cyroclasim water tastes like nothing and is easy to drink, if he is drinking gin like he drinks water then liver failure is just around the corner

    • @cyroclasim
      @cyroclasim Před 4 lety +54

      @@pixellego4773 So is there more alcohol then water in your body at that point? Cuz if so that IS real bad

    • @cyroclasim
      @cyroclasim Před 4 lety +104

      @@jerjerbonks451 ah gotcha. That's actually terrifying

  • @finnpom7795
    @finnpom7795 Před 3 lety +2527

    "Ness goes off stage and goes BAH BAH"
    "This stage is yellow! What the FUCK is yellow??"
    "Shit the coronavirus because its bad.."
    "I wish heracross was my dad"
    "Ive not given any alchohol for my ness amiibo (and a bit after that:"ive had him for 21 years")"
    "Oh SHIT thats an alchohol"
    "HOLY SHIT FUCK"
    "I live in a dry house now.. and my liver is gonna kill me"
    "GOLDFISH? LIKE THE FOOD?"

    • @Extramrdo
      @Extramrdo Před 3 lety +142

      "I didn't order a coronavirus!"

    • @alilrevive7972
      @alilrevive7972 Před 3 lety +117

      “She’s probably 35 and still in 3rd grade”

    • @TrashPANDA658
      @TrashPANDA658 Před 3 lety +90

      “Can we agree that 9 is like a trash-tier number?”

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon Před 2 lety +54

      meglavonia

    • @TrashPANDA658
      @TrashPANDA658 Před 2 lety +41

      “I do like the sauce he had though. It just ain’t enough. This dude thought he had the Kane’s sauce, but in reality it was every sauce that every fast food company has for some reason. It was ketchup and mayonnaise, why?”

  • @Bareezio
    @Bareezio Před 4 lety +4016

    They say drunk words are sober thoughts.
    "I wIsH hErAcRoSs WaS mY dAd"

    • @gerardogutierrez4911
      @gerardogutierrez4911 Před 3 lety +131

      I wish heracross was my dad. He's so strong.

    • @macmadness5932
      @macmadness5932 Před 3 lety +54

      What is yellow?!?

    • @KhaiRSZone.
      @KhaiRSZone. Před 3 lety +3

      When did he say that?

    • @beatzdyer
      @beatzdyer Před 3 lety +3

      That is provably false

    • @paichni3474
      @paichni3474 Před 3 lety +15

      Honestly if I was a beetle and heracross was my father I would be happy with it, he’s a strong dude and a funny dude.

  • @LinkandSariaForLife
    @LinkandSariaForLife Před 4 lety +9280

    Dude just monetized his drunk hangout with his friends. I cannot wait for him to do this again.

    • @wateriswet7224
      @wateriswet7224 Před 4 lety +234

      This is easily one of my favourite videos, simply because the Bois just decided to join drunk alpha and Jo aswell, and that to me was just amazing

    • @jamivro8710
      @jamivro8710 Před 4 lety +40

      RC19 GAMING It gives me the same vibes as his super smashed Bros video with Travis

    • @drakath5727
      @drakath5727 Před 4 lety +15

      But... he did this before with overwatch too. Why are you even surprised..?

    • @shawn8366
      @shawn8366 Před 4 lety +16

      If he makes another drunk video I am going to be ecstatic

    • @jackalscry8173
      @jackalscry8173 Před 4 lety +5

      This is amazing

  • @jaediety
    @jaediety Před 4 lety +1403

    "Goldfish brain?! Like the food!?" is the most Ellie thing Jacob has ever said

    • @lily-_-
      @lily-_- Před 4 lety +29

      The sort of thing sober Ellie would say. Imagine her power when Jacob can only say something like that after a lot of drinks.

  • @DancinLumberjack
    @DancinLumberjack Před 3 lety +1584

    0:00 "So this is a Ness amiibo drinking game."
    16:00 "I wish Heracross was my dad."

  • @her0966
    @her0966 Před 3 lety +260

    "he's a falco player, he's used to losing"
    Why does that absolute fact hurt so bad

    • @DnDj282
      @DnDj282 Před 2 lety +4

      I feel you, but at the same time I'm laughing my ass of.

  • @Sitruk86
    @Sitruk86 Před 4 lety +590

    14:35 "this stage is yellow! wtf is yellow?" -sentient bottle of alcohol

    • @xpload
      @xpload Před 4 lety +28

      I freaking died at "wtf is yellow"

    • @jennamarylou1538
      @jennamarylou1538 Před 4 lety +3

      Sitruk86 this was my favourite quote lmfao

    • @cultured2535
      @cultured2535 Před 4 lety +7

      That was when we all knew they were starting to get drunk

    • @digodabrik201
      @digodabrik201 Před 4 lety +5

      I THOUGHT THISS STAGE WAS JUST RED AND BLUE- friend of sentient bottle of alcohol

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT Před 4 lety +4184

    The thing that scares me the most is that his drunk humor is somehow tamer than his normal humor.

    • @justswift5369
      @justswift5369 Před 4 lety +184

      I bet he's trying to keep it tame so he's able to post it to youtube.

    • @kiraf8704
      @kiraf8704 Před 4 lety +323

      "I didn't order a coronavirus!"

    • @Plasmapea987
      @Plasmapea987 Před 4 lety +9

      Tru

    • @justanamitard
      @justanamitard Před 4 lety +61

      Sorry but I have to disagree. I am falling off my chair laughing

    • @ATheSeller
      @ATheSeller Před 4 lety +8

      Can't like because it's at 666 likes
      Edit I liked it now

  • @GGolden2500
    @GGolden2500 Před 3 lety +611

    Stages of getting drunk:
    0:00 - 4:00 Normal
    4:00 - 12:00 Slightly drunk
    12:00 - 18:00 Drunk _(Random laughing and swearing)_
    15:30 -16:00 Peak Drunk
    18:03 - 21:00 Real Drunk _(He doesn't even remember anything from this point forward)_
    21:40 *The legendary post* _(I'm surprised this jewel came to his mind while drunk)_
    24:00 - 27:00 Demoman level drunk _(Random rambling, swearing, laughter, etc.)_

  • @fancy0-0pants89
    @fancy0-0pants89 Před 4 lety +904

    The sensor makes it sound like: “I DidN’T oRder a coCk vIruS!”

  • @fatman2841
    @fatman2841 Před 4 lety +3277

    I didn’t know the Rock Paper Scissors tweet at the time was a drunk tweet. I thought that was just sober Alpharad being goofy

    • @Kosecant
      @Kosecant Před 4 lety +200

      I don't think Jacob recovered from this video, he might still be drunk

    • @sharkfinnigan9876
      @sharkfinnigan9876 Před 4 lety +91

      I have yet to beat him at Rock Paper Scissors. I’m sad

    • @eagletsnupper7876
      @eagletsnupper7876 Před 4 lety +17

      Jacob is an alcoholic.

    • @SomeAsian
      @SomeAsian Před 4 lety +37

      I did too, it sounded like something Alpha would post on the normal....

    • @ironici
      @ironici Před 4 lety +19

      Adriana tweeted vicariously through him

  • @Lars_Hermsen
    @Lars_Hermsen Před 4 lety +1629

    “I didn’t order Coronavirus!!!”
    Both laugh, almost ascending to a higher level
    Also, imagine you’re playing against an Amiibo and it fucking disconnects

    • @nightniro131
      @nightniro131 Před 4 lety +7

      Hmm

    • @majomaheriose
      @majomaheriose Před 4 lety +58

      Plot twist: Ness was Adrianna playing all alomg and she just got tired of 3 stocking people, so she rage quitted to AC
      Alt Plot twist: Alpha was wrong. Ness is sentient. He just PK-Controlled Alpha's mind to agree with Adrianna

    • @zakalot4480
      @zakalot4480 Před 4 lety +6

      Well I mean, he didn't order coronavirus.

    • @luigimaxwell8946
      @luigimaxwell8946 Před 4 lety +1

      Plot twist: Coronavirus is a creeper

    • @fortnitefan7273
      @fortnitefan7273 Před 4 lety +1

      I genuinely felt bad for that guy, he was pretty clos

  • @lennymejia42
    @lennymejia42 Před rokem +210

    2 years later and this video still has me dying and hoping for another one like it.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 Před rokem +16

      I think the Zelda amiibo they drank too but they didn’t offer quotes that were as beautiful as “What the fuck is yellow!?” and “I wish Heracross was my dad.”

    • @destroyer4929
      @destroyer4929 Před rokem

      Hello there fellow viewer

    • @Topgsquid
      @Topgsquid Před rokem +2

      Two years later and I'm eating goldfish while Alpharad says "Goldfish Brain, like the food??"

  • @actuallylollypop7469
    @actuallylollypop7469 Před 4 lety +282

    I love how quickly this video goes from Jo and Alpha's normal commentary to 14:36
    This video is a work of art.

    • @zagzig3734
      @zagzig3734 Před 2 lety +5

      "Heracross is cool"
      "Heracross FUCKS"
      "I wish Heracross was my dad"

  • @benjaminokonski9186
    @benjaminokonski9186 Před 4 lety +987

    Alpharad: *tweets Megalovania*
    Twitter: “Don’t worry, he’s just drunk.”

    • @fletch-a-sketch9250
      @fletch-a-sketch9250 Před 4 lety +87

      *Meglavonia

    • @hiyaa_q
      @hiyaa_q Před 4 lety +1

      @@bolt_beam megalovania is correct... woooosh me i dare you

    • @john1931
      @john1931 Před 4 lety

      ATOM it’s Megalovania

    • @cuno115
      @cuno115 Před 4 lety

      ATOM do you even megalovania bro

    • @josephnoeske2676
      @josephnoeske2676 Před 4 lety

      Please enlighten me. Why does he tweet Megalovania all the time? Is that for when he's streaming o9r when he's drunk?

  • @aceblitzgaming9783
    @aceblitzgaming9783 Před 4 lety +3778

    Adriana: *philosophical talk about the nature of violence and friendship*
    Jacob: *kicks open door* HOly sHIt, I fOunD aNoThER drINk!

    • @ptx3436
      @ptx3436 Před 3 lety +73

      22:55

    • @damb1858
      @damb1858 Před 3 lety +56

      *Proceeds to open pokemon cards like a full grown Aussie, sailor swearing and hammered*

    • @sealbe1885
      @sealbe1885 Před 3 lety +6

      @@damb1858 who is this full grown aussie? i fell like i may know but you gotta be sure.

    • @persivle9
      @persivle9 Před 3 lety +12

      followed by the sound of broken glass

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 Před 3 lety +6

      @@sealbe1885 well all of us. But Maxmoefoe is our unelected ambassador

  • @alenor210
    @alenor210 Před 3 lety +219

    It’s crazy to think Jo was drinking 5 times as much as Jacob, like holy shit

    • @jackrubesch3194
      @jackrubesch3194 Před 3 lety +2

      i was looking for this

    • @jacksonhunt6410
      @jacksonhunt6410 Před 2 lety +1

      What why?

    • @alenor210
      @alenor210 Před 2 lety +74

      @@jacksonhunt6410 Jo mentioned in some video, I forget which one (maybe on alpharad deluxe), that he learned to drink the wrong way and he thought a shot was significantly larger than it actually is.

  • @deletethis5699
    @deletethis5699 Před 3 lety +87

    16:14
    there are just so many layers in this entire clip

  • @prettymucheverything1033
    @prettymucheverything1033 Před 4 lety +744

    Alpha: “this stage is yellow!”
    Jo: “I thought it was red and blue?”

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken Před 4 lety +26

      This entire video is "HOLY SHIT, [insert obvious fact here]!!!"

    • @connora4554
      @connora4554 Před 4 lety +11

      The 148th Kakapo Banjo’s in this game?!?!

    • @mangaprofilepicture5820
      @mangaprofilepicture5820 Před 4 lety +18

      @@connora4554 I can't believe jo is so stupid, Banjos been in the game since smash 64. You just had to best 1P mode without taking any damage

    • @nonplayercharacter12333
      @nonplayercharacter12333 Před 4 lety +9

      WHAT THE FUCK IS YELLOW?!?

    • @prettymucheverything1033
      @prettymucheverything1033 Před 4 lety +3

      anime profile picture Ik right? If only luigi was in the game

  • @_mixunity
    @_mixunity Před 4 lety +1098

    "Ya know heracross?"
    "Y-yea i know heracross"
    "Heracross is super sick i wish he was my dad"
    Me to Alpha me to

    • @dramaexterminatus
      @dramaexterminatus Před 4 lety +12

      Hello me to.
      I'm dad.

    • @duckwarrior7080
      @duckwarrior7080 Před 4 lety +14

      @@dramaexterminatus you completely butchered that joke.

    • @datalysjr3339
      @datalysjr3339 Před 4 lety +6

      Duck Warrior *it’s all about sending a message*

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG Před 4 lety +1

      It’s all about being a dumb beetle

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG Před 4 lety

      Dj funky scorpions chain that cut through your emotions

  • @yntxrrr
    @yntxrrr Před 3 lety +97

    List of Funnies:
    0:33 : F-smash hitbox go brrr
    1:29 : Ike's Nair
    1:39 : Alpha's BAC is rising
    1:44 : No he cannot run it back
    1:52 : What is he doing out there
    1:56 : He never does anything
    2:27 : Funny PK Rocket
    2:39 : Usain Bolt
    2:57 : Death robs you of possessions
    3:00 : Funny Back air, first shot
    3:18 : Nice Whack
    3:43 : Scary floaty boi
    3:57 : Drinking and depression
    4:20 : Haha Roy mains bad
    4:23 : The jump height tho
    5:01 : Assaulting Casper
    5:09 : Ness is my demon
    5:12 : Ballsy footstool
    5:42 : Aggressively camping
    6:22 : Damage > IQ
    6:32 : Haha Ken bad
    6:52 : Who the hell is Daniel
    7:28 : Snake vs. Slant
    7:47 : What is this
    8:16 : Homu just up and dies
    8:25 : Wide Ness
    8:31 : Comfortably Numb
    8:58 : Life is 2 minutes long
    9:22 : Funny Alpha Quote
    9:42 : Why is that a rule
    10:08 : Ness' age
    10:18 : Twitter plug
    10:36 : Saucy Falco
    10:55 : Counting is hard
    11:01 : 9 sucks
    11:04 : Drinky is drunk
    11:18 : Ness has no story
    11:27 : How tho
    11:44 : 2 is 2 high a number
    11:54 : Haha Falco bad
    12:08 : Rebel's Guard or die trying
    12:15 : Haha online Joker mains bad
    12:27 : Haha Smash 4 Bayo
    12:43 : No approaching
    12:46 : Bonk
    13:07 : Shots are expected
    13:17 : Alpha's brain explodes
    13:26 : Funny PK Rocket
    13:28 : Banjo in Smash when
    13:36 : $13 to beat Elite Smash
    13:48 : Rip Toys R Us
    13:58 : Fantastic description
    14:08 : Villager don't fuck
    14:18 : Meglavonia
    14:27 : Hydrated
    14:35 : What the fuck is yellow
    14:57 : A revelation
    15:20 : That was definitely a punchline
    15:32 : Alcohol =/= Water
    15:35 : Doubling down
    15:43 : Tripling down
    15:57 : Heracross fucks
    16:26 : Quick maths
    16:33 : Lisa Simpson
    16:43 : That's an alcohol
    17:19 : Infinite joke
    17:52 : Manhattan
    17:58 : HOOOLY SHIT FU-
    *Intermission*
    18:30 : Joe is in transit
    19:15 : Jacob sees a cat and dies
    19:30 : The people who make lives happen
    19:39 : Not watching the screen
    19:45 : Adriana fails to pronounce Meglavonia
    20:38 : Liver failure is imminent
    20:43 : Flexing on high schoolers
    20:49 : Didn't know Joe was Irish
    20:57 : Had us in the first half
    21:14 : Instant regret
    21:25 : He will not consider the following
    21:33 : Rock paper scissors
    21:47 : Rigging rock paper scissors
    22:11 : Off to find more alcohol
    22:54 : Distant Jacob
    23:06 : Boy did we not deliver
    23:36 : An attempt at being woke
    23:48 : Shot glass go brrr
    24:16 : Goldfish brain, like the food
    24:20 : And boy did we
    24:57 : Don's heavenly mustache
    25:11 : James from Postmates
    25:35 : What even is that anime name
    25:43 : Okay Buzzfeed
    26:14 : Chicken nuggies
    26:22 : Still confused about that anime name
    26:33 : Meow
    26:38 : Bait and switch
    27:14 : I'll be taking that

    • @larsitas
      @larsitas Před 2 lety +2

      Thanks

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer Před rokem +3

      "List of funnies"
      *puts the entire video *

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 Před rokem +2

      Why did you spend your time doing these things

    • @yntxrrr
      @yntxrrr Před rokem +4

      @@ragglerock2682 Bro I was like 14 and unemployed with very little social life what else am I going to spend my time on

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 Před rokem +1

      @@yntxrrr LMAO

  • @mjvannostrand3971
    @mjvannostrand3971 Před 3 lety +60

    "I've got a drink in hand and depression in the other. Don't do this to me, brother"
    The wise words of Alpharad strikes again.

  • @stargazersdance
    @stargazersdance Před 4 lety +587

    He really ended the Arena to join someone's Island.
    That's a chad move.

    • @centaurusprime7319
      @centaurusprime7319 Před 4 lety +21

      In the middle of that incineroar's match.

    • @Heoltor
      @Heoltor Před 4 lety +24

      @@centaurusprime7319 Let's all agree Incineroar won that one

    • @guspauline7460
      @guspauline7460 Před 4 lety +8

      No, he ended the Smash Bros for a wahman, he's a traitor and a *SIMP*

  • @BubbaCheez78
    @BubbaCheez78 Před 4 lety +222

    "Hey nice to meet you, do you like my mustache?"
    I aspire to be this level of chad.

  • @Don_Monstro
    @Don_Monstro Před 3 lety +90

    "My microphone foam smells like childhood..."
    Ah

  • @Penuin
    @Penuin Před 3 lety +205

    Plot twist: They were drinking water the whole time but just progressively got more stupid.

    • @ZeroX7649
      @ZeroX7649 Před 3 lety +8

      Nah there are some things you straight up can't fake. They were a little sauced at minimum.

    • @Pootis-hn3ky
      @Pootis-hn3ky Před 3 lety +9

      Ohh so Alcohol is just potion of stupidity

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 Před 3 lety

      @@Pootis-hn3ky pretty much

    • @bewill5121
      @bewill5121 Před 3 lety +5

      That's what watching Ness gameplay does to you

  • @tristanbowles7258
    @tristanbowles7258 Před 4 lety +470

    “I got a drink in one hand and depression in the other, don’t do this to me brother.”
    My favorite Haiku

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 Před 4 lety +17

      It has 7 syllables in each part tho..?

    • @tristanbowles7258
      @tristanbowles7258 Před 4 lety +69

      Gamemaster 101 I never said I passed English class

    • @Endershock1678
      @Endershock1678 Před 4 lety +10

      Gamemaster 101
      For all you know, he could be drunk playing along at home.

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG Před 4 lety

      Haiku is a very bad form is literature

    • @trzpyrop-ii7jm
      @trzpyrop-ii7jm Před 4 lety +12

      I've made it into a haiku:
      a drink in one hand
      Depression in the other
      don't do this to me

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 Před 4 lety +430

    “I didn’t order a c*****virus” is one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever seen

  • @Sam-TheFullBull
    @Sam-TheFullBull Před 3 lety +33

    22:55 best part “Holy Shit, I gota drink”

  • @the_peak
    @the_peak Před 3 lety +32

    21:08 the first sighting of miike301

    • @lotto5498
      @lotto5498 Před 3 lety +7

      I raise you a 13:55

    • @the_peak
      @the_peak Před 3 lety +4

      @@lotto5498 the second sighting of miike3o1*

  • @NowRacattackForce
    @NowRacattackForce Před 4 lety +720

    "I don't remember anything that happens after this point."
    *nine minutes left*
    Oh no.

    • @brink7894
      @brink7894 Před 4 lety +9

      NowRacattackForce that translates to about half an hour minimum which is the funniest shit ever.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 Před 4 lety

      666 likes

  • @bishopboo112
    @bishopboo112 Před 4 lety +762

    “He’s a Falco player. He’s used to losing” while ness pulls off the best comeback in amiibo history 😂😂

  • @thefriendlymetroid6655
    @thefriendlymetroid6655 Před 4 lety +141

    Jo: trying to commentate
    alpharad: TRying to give ness a drink.

    • @DnDj282
      @DnDj282 Před rokem

      I genuinely can't tell if Adriana is drunk or not

    • @DanielGay-fi7wd
      @DanielGay-fi7wd Před 5 měsíci

      She isn’t. That’s just normal Adriana.

  • @cosmiccrowspeedrun
    @cosmiccrowspeedrun Před 3 lety +14

    24:16 "goldfish brain, like the food?" Favorite quote of 2020

  • @jakesimpson3373
    @jakesimpson3373 Před 4 lety +566

    Jacob: “I’m trying to drink as little as possible”
    Also Jacob: “I’ll take a shot anyways”

    • @OioTheOreo
      @OioTheOreo Před 4 lety +15

      Also jacob: drinks the rest of his cup and then drinks more

    • @worriedinferno6478
      @worriedinferno6478 Před 4 lety +2

      Also Jacob: has to look in his house for more alcohol

  • @lesam5015
    @lesam5015 Před 4 lety +1289

    Jo and Alpha get blackout drunk with a 13 dollar toy: The Movie

  • @DnDj282
    @DnDj282 Před 3 lety +105

    Funniest... video... EVERY :D !
    Edit: Thx for the likes guys, and the shoutout to from alpha! :)

  • @aprilscythes
    @aprilscythes Před 3 lety +30

    Ness is the embodiment of “flow like a butterfly, sting like a bee”

  • @williampower8570
    @williampower8570 Před 4 lety +539

    "Drinky" sounds like the 8th dwarf that got kicked out of the group for always getting shit faced

    • @williampower8570
      @williampower8570 Před 4 lety +4

      @@insaneusername8340 lmao thanks man

    • @randomdude3318
      @randomdude3318 Před 4 lety +7

      Ah yes, my favorite dwarf Dricky

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q Před 4 lety +2

      @@randomdude3318 dricky martin

    • @adfadge
      @adfadge Před 4 lety

      And his long lost twenty times removed cousin called drcky

    • @Akranejames
      @Akranejames Před 4 lety

      He went on to be the ancestor of all Fantasy dwarves instead.

  • @Vistavic
    @Vistavic Před 4 lety +457

    “He is a falco player he is used to losing”. I feel personal attacked.

    • @Eldex0
      @Eldex0 Před 4 lety +4

      I felt that

    • @MajesticUC
      @MajesticUC Před 4 lety

      E

    • @xa447
      @xa447 Před 4 lety

      I swiched to falco because I got tied of not being able to kill with pit... well I can kill so it's a improvement

    • @tavish2696
      @tavish2696 Před 4 lety

      They say that until we hit that stupid infinite that's insanely hard to pull off

  • @pokeprogaming8528
    @pokeprogaming8528 Před rokem +15

    16:52 is when you hear Alpha’s voice and you start to get worried

  • @jak6247
    @jak6247 Před 3 lety +21

    there's 3 types of drunks:
    angry drunk
    alpharad
    josniff

  • @Multi_Step
    @Multi_Step Před 4 lety +544

    14:36
    "This stage is yellow! WTF is yellow?"
    And
    24:16
    "Goldfish brain? Like the food?!"
    That's when I realized there was no hope, although I probably should've noticed at "I spelled Megalovania wrong"
    Meglavonia

  • @winteranimosus2598
    @winteranimosus2598 Před 4 lety +1792

    I like how when Adriana took over the commentary when they were gone, it took me a full half a minute to realize... oh shit, she isn't even drunk

  • @derphunk5338
    @derphunk5338 Před 3 lety +13

    I'll never forget the fact that Jo was drinking, like, half a solo cup of alcohol per shot when this was recording.

  • @Blastronaute
    @Blastronaute Před 3 lety +13

    Alpha: Jo there's a R.O.B. on stage
    Jo: *Enters fight or flight from the flashbacks*

  • @miralyth3088
    @miralyth3088 Před 4 lety +4286

    Most underrated part of the video
    "Hello?"
    "Hey, this is James from Postmates?"
    "Are you from Postmates?"
    "Yes, I'm here at your door."
    "Can you put the food down, and walk away, and pretend you saw nothing?"
    "...Okay!"
    "Thank you."

    • @macenanoro826
      @macenanoro826 Před 4 lety +332

      James deserves a 6/5 star review

    • @someasiankid5909
      @someasiankid5909 Před 4 lety +120

      25:12

    • @lasagnajon
      @lasagnajon Před 3 lety +89

      @@someasiankid5909 Not all capes wear heroes

    • @Zonic3451
      @Zonic3451 Před 3 lety +11

      @@lasagnajon yes, snome bapes veer bilams

    • @onagle_9279
      @onagle_9279 Před 3 lety +17

      I want to find a post from Reddit of James’ POV in the Alpharad drunk video

  • @Niviso
    @Niviso Před 4 lety +1276

    So if they wouldn’t have gone to her island, they would have died due to a massive liver explosion. Edit: Someone else would be thanking you for all this likes; fucking hate those guys.

  • @GamerJosh2611
    @GamerJosh2611 Před 4 lety +35

    "Alcohol tastes like water to me right now"
    Well that's not good

  • @jamguydraws
    @jamguydraws Před rokem +7

    15:56 “I wish herecross was my dad” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day😂

  • @coldcoffeegaming2798
    @coldcoffeegaming2798 Před 4 lety +172

    "I think villager will do.. a good. Cuz ness goes offstage and he just goes 'bap bap'"
    -Alpharad 2020

  • @justinbrayer2420
    @justinbrayer2420 Před 4 lety +257

    “I’d much rather have a high damage output than a high iq”-Josniffy

  • @murilos5016
    @murilos5016 Před 4 lety +4

    22:45 Ness said to Lucas that Goku could win in a Battle against Naruto, then Lucas said that Goku sucks and that's where all began

  • @PrismTheKid
    @PrismTheKid Před 3 lety +9

    I love the image of Adriana watching Ness and Lucas having a fight in a video game and trying to piece the story together from context alone
    It has the same energy as those videos where people ask their mom what smash characters' names are

  • @frogqueen1587
    @frogqueen1587 Před 4 lety +267

    “I wish Heracross was my dad.”
    -Alpharad 2020

  • @toadythetoast
    @toadythetoast Před 4 lety +493

    "Dude, I'm just saying. This Ridley... could be the first pi- person. Er... dragon, er-, intergalactic space sexual de-deviant... to uh... beat Ness. And I think he has a lot going for him. And I feel like, we're gonna have to take two shots, if Ridley wins."
    This isn't even halfway through the video...

    • @quinnoshea6064
      @quinnoshea6064 Před 4 lety +6

      I feel like that was staged

    • @sanitynotincluded4837
      @sanitynotincluded4837 Před 4 lety +4

      Looks like a trump speech transcribed
      Without the political

    • @quinnoshea6064
      @quinnoshea6064 Před 4 lety

      @@Mama-Luigi he would be perfect coherent one second and hammered the next

  • @slabofbeef7104
    @slabofbeef7104 Před 4 lety +11

    If you look in the description, Jacob has a list of the songs used in the video. He didn't put Megalovania. He put Meglavonia.

  • @gioliv5636
    @gioliv5636 Před 3 lety +10

    “Goldfish brain...like the food?!”

  • @leahbeah1585
    @leahbeah1585 Před 4 lety +471

    I’m still laughing about “goldfish brain? Like the food?”

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica Před 4 lety +339

    "My dad can beat up your dad but what if your dad's Arsene?"
    - Alpharad

  • @gahhck_9170
    @gahhck_9170 Před 3 lety +10

    I love how Adriana unintentionally became the voice of any reason that wasn’t conjured by Jo’s or Jacob’s slurred ramblings.

  • @GravyTanker
    @GravyTanker Před 4 lety +16

    Jo: "Wi-fi ganon is superior to LAN ganon"
    Me: "you mean LANon

  • @HollowPurple-if2co
    @HollowPurple-if2co Před 4 lety +497

    I feel like Jo never became more drunk, but Jacob, no he's dead at this point.

    • @nickolias7292
      @nickolias7292 Před 4 lety +47

      i wouldn't doubt if Jo stopped drinking ten minutes in and forgot where the alcohol was

    • @alecfletcher5508
      @alecfletcher5508 Před 4 lety

      I been ballin' out, boy it ain't nothin' major
      I can never switch, I can never be a hater
      Tryna hit a lick, you get hit with the lasers
      I'm smoking hella pack while I count up this paper\
      1
      1

  • @patroklosgeorgiadis
    @patroklosgeorgiadis Před 4 lety +512

    Jo: "Can we agree that nine is a trash tier number?"
    *sad Alex the 9 noises*

  • @kimgkomg
    @kimgkomg Před 4 lety +6

    25:52 Jo acting completely shit faced roll on the floor drunk for almost 15 minutes only to suddenly perk up and absolutely *destroy* Major was the highlight of this whole video

  • @larryandfuzz10
    @larryandfuzz10 Před 2 lety +5

    “Goldfish brain? Like the food” still makes me laugh to this day

  • @Riku70X
    @Riku70X Před 4 lety +268

    15:54
    I think this clip sums up the video pretty well. Especially how there was no mention of Heracross at ALL before this, and never again after this.

  • @door1722
    @door1722 Před 4 lety +371

    Now play it with hard dk
    “Officer, I can explain, I’m only drunk because my fans got demolished.”
    “Who did this to your fans?”
    “A $13 toy”

  • @SOGTheGamer
    @SOGTheGamer Před 4 lety +11

    Wait wait wait. I've watched this like 7 times and I just now realized that the first matchup was against a Robin named "Judas", as in THE TRAITOR. I feel ashamed I didn't put that together till now...

  • @byrne1807
    @byrne1807 Před 2 lety +5

    “The foam on my microphone smells like childhood” is the most honest drunk statement I’ve ever heard

  • @raidenstokes1026
    @raidenstokes1026 Před 4 lety +477

    Alpharad: “you know heracross?”
    Me: “oh I love that Pokémon”
    Alpha: “I wish he was my dad”
    Me: ...

  • @troyjohnson2137
    @troyjohnson2137 Před 4 lety +263

    "The rest of this got completely derailed and I don't remember any of it"
    *adri joins the call*

  • @joebobjon1127
    @joebobjon1127 Před 3 lety +9

    12:44 this was actually a pretty good bait, ngl. Ness mains take notes

  • @GinoDevs
    @GinoDevs Před 2 lety +5

    3:57 this is such a good quote and they're not even drunk yet

  • @_cakeshake59_17
    @_cakeshake59_17 Před 4 lety +195

    "banjo's in this game?" Was one of the best moments

  • @arthurvergolino6859
    @arthurvergolino6859 Před 4 lety +406

    "I wIsH hErAcRoSs WaS mY dAd"
    Alpharad, 2020.

  • @rykrostheguitarist
    @rykrostheguitarist Před 3 lety +21

    Can we get the full recording of this on Alpharad plus?

  • @sillyromy3260
    @sillyromy3260 Před 4 lety +537

    "He's a falco player, he's used to losing" think we all falco players felt that

    • @keeganhall4501
      @keeganhall4501 Před 4 lety +2

      That’s how I feel every time someone hates on yoshi which is a lot more than you’d think ☹️😂 rip falco mains too

    • @darigumbs3221
      @darigumbs3221 Před 4 lety +3

      That one hit close to home

    • @noobplayz2655
      @noobplayz2655 Před 4 lety +4

      As a falco main I can confirm that I lose every match no matter what

    • @sillyromy3260
      @sillyromy3260 Před 4 lety +1

      @@keeganhall4501 ahaha I literally don't know anyone who likes to play against Yoshi

    • @ShuraEssays
      @ShuraEssays Před 4 lety +1

      @@keeganhall4501 yeah I expect that yoshi gets like at least one death threat a day

  • @victim109
    @victim109 Před 4 lety +242

    "I wish Heracross was my Dad" - the only man who ever said anything true in the world

  • @michaelrohan9524
    @michaelrohan9524 Před 3 lety +1

    This is probably one of my favorite videos you have made. Love the idea and maybe it is worth considering doing it again.

  • @Deltak001
    @Deltak001 Před 4 lety +471

    “Wait,hold up.I’m gonna try and drink this very tequila heavy margarita,cause like the previous margaritas are pretty margarita,but this margarita I made is more tequila than margarita,you know what I’m saying?”-Mr. Meglavonia,Alpharad

    • @Ima9ineBreak3r
      @Ima9ineBreak3r Před 4 lety +10

      When I first read your comment, I thought it was just a joke. And then I watched far enough to realize it wasn't...

    • @ashorttag-8238
      @ashorttag-8238 Před 4 lety +3

      Meglavonia had me dying

    • @Apersonl0l
      @Apersonl0l Před 4 lety +1

      I saw tequila and my fight or flight reaction kicked in

  • @peterhannon801
    @peterhannon801 Před 4 lety +790

    I was already drunk when I clicked on this video and felt the need to join in and take a shot whenever they did then my girlfriend stopped me saying "you're not cool enough to drink with them". I was so upset I went to sleep

    • @PotatoSlices
      @PotatoSlices Před 3 lety +43

      Sounds like you need a better girlfriend lol

    • @zachhammond8585
      @zachhammond8585 Před 3 lety +83

      Sounds like you need to fix your dishwasher

    • @PotatoSlices
      @PotatoSlices Před 3 lety +21

      @@zachhammond8585 just get a new one. Better yet, just renovate your entire home so you're not a pussywhipped bitch next time around lol

    • @zachhammond8585
      @zachhammond8585 Před 3 lety +2

      @@PotatoSlices 😂😂😂

    • @poppt2646
      @poppt2646 Před 3 lety +5

      F

  • @blui3609
    @blui3609 Před 3 lety +6

    “This villager got no bitches”
    Alpha did indeed say that. In this video.

  • @ethankeefover4366
    @ethankeefover4366 Před 3 lety +1

    Every time I watch this, I feel like something new is added and I get even more confused and dying with laughter

  • @yeetusfaleetus
    @yeetusfaleetus Před 4 lety +277

    This video should be renamed: "My Slow Drunken Descent into Madness ft. A Ness Amiibo"

  • @ethandouglas9293
    @ethandouglas9293 Před 4 lety +812

    Alpha: I'm sorry for anything we may have said
    Jo: That's cat, she's sleeping

  • @MagicBlades
    @MagicBlades Před 3 lety +1

    I just rewatched this after 4 months, my god this is great. This could be my favorite video of all time atm.
    Btw, Scissors

  • @diamondmemer9754
    @diamondmemer9754 Před 3 lety +6

    The part where Adriana comes in and starts making fun of them while drunk as F is just pure gold

  • @donutboi6187
    @donutboi6187 Před 4 lety +397

    They’re not drunk they’re just doing Ellie impressions

  • @oliverh9377
    @oliverh9377 Před 4 lety +367

    10:55 Jo: "Can we both agree 9 is a trash tier number."
    Where the hell did that come from

    • @BananabroJr
      @BananabroJr Před 4 lety +49

      Because it IS, it's just six trying to be sneaky. I don't need that in my life

    • @dexp.8090
      @dexp.8090 Před 4 lety +34

      I agree! 9 is just 6's Echo Fighter!

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 Před 4 lety +11

      Hard disagree. There’s not a single low-tier number between 0 and 10, though 9 is definitely the lowest out of them.

    • @Foundthottage
      @Foundthottage Před 4 lety +15

      Omg y'all are fools for coming for 9 when 4 is right fucking there

    • @onebennyboi5257
      @onebennyboi5257 Před 4 lety +15

      @@Foundthottage burh 4 is high teir

  • @tobyberglund1622
    @tobyberglund1622 Před 2 lety +2

    23:00 *in the distance* “holy shit I have a drink.”

  • @amerokmaybe
    @amerokmaybe Před 3 lety +1

    I come back to this video every month or so and boy does it never get old

  • @justcozi1425
    @justcozi1425 Před 4 lety +900

    “I didn’t order a Coronavirus”
    *Seinfeld theme plays*

    • @Mariseaninikkou
      @Mariseaninikkou Před 4 lety +32

      Corona; the way home

    • @SteveO3030
      @SteveO3030 Před 4 lety +9

      “This should be enough to sedate most of manhattan” you guys are oklahomans you probably drink enough to sedate most of the eastern sea board.

    • @joeyell870
      @joeyell870 Před 4 lety +3

      Just Cozi No cap had the Seinfeld intro on my TV as I read this comment I flipped out

    • @13crystals61
      @13crystals61 Před 4 lety

      @@SteveO3030 They got nothing on the Irish.

    • @ToikaThatOneFrenchGuy
      @ToikaThatOneFrenchGuy Před 4 lety

      CZcams : *NOT* SAY YOU *C-WORD* (& *B-WORD* & *Ñ-WØŘĐ*)

  • @sawdog_playz7680
    @sawdog_playz7680 Před 4 lety +714

    “Is arsen jokers dad?” Ye they drunk

    • @gajaan316
      @gajaan316 Před 4 lety +28

      I mean hey arsene was more of a dad than his actual dad lol

    • @pichutube
      @pichutube Před 3 lety +5

      Gajaananan Sakthitharan bro I wish Arsene was my dad

    • @ZeldaMasterLogan
      @ZeldaMasterLogan Před 3 lety +6

      Arsene IS my dad don't let them fool you

    • @noodleMarten
      @noodleMarten Před 3 lety

      I dont have a dad

    • @ultrapika1875
      @ultrapika1875 Před 3 lety +2

      @@gajaan316 yeah, but Coffee Dad was Joker’s best dad.

  • @Orpheon640
    @Orpheon640 Před 3 lety +5

    I have a drink in one hand and depression in the other, don’t do this to me brother. -Sun Tzu

  • @niklorenz2531
    @niklorenz2531 Před 2 lety +2

    1:52 was my favorite part. "What what is he doin' out there?"

  • @limon16025
    @limon16025 Před 4 lety +1499

    Can we get an "I wish Heracross was my dad" t-shirt?
    Cause let's be honest, we all do

    • @Spartan3457
      @Spartan3457 Před 4 lety +29

      Please I will buy this faster than I got the Sasuke shirt

    • @porkborgr4333
      @porkborgr4333 Před 4 lety +3

      Yes we need this

    • @gatorhayd
      @gatorhayd Před 4 lety

      Laporte it won’t happen bc it’s not a alpharad plus😔

    • @jennamarylou1538
      @jennamarylou1538 Před 4 lety +7

      it should say “ur my dad! boogie woogie woogie” with a pic of heracross (unless that’s copyright¿)

    • @ThePikaPlayer
      @ThePikaPlayer Před 4 lety +1

      I wish my dad was Steelix because Steelix is cool and is a ground and steel type meaning he uses the fun moves