Malenia Torture - Jerma Elden Ring (Part 14, Story Finale) Stream Edit
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Originally Streamed on April 2nd, 2022
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Jerma against the final boss of Sekiro on stream (2019): "Man this is really hard!" "GOD you gotta be PERFECT every TIME!"
Jerma against Malenia on stream (2022): Becomes a 1940s hard-boiled detective. Threatens an entire room of 17k people.
Shows his dick on stream.
40:18
becomes rocket engine
@@gabrielaceituno7801 is that what a rocket engine sounds like to you?
@@gabrielaceituno7801 he becomes bubble sort algorithm
@@mishaisbetterthanall even worse, becomes a Shell sort algorithm
It really shows how quickly his dementia has been worsening :(
“General, what are your orders?”
“Live, Laugh, Love.”
Lmaoooo
easily the worst meltdown of 1936
fuck this had me dying
I can think of another.
@@CelestialWitch several
@@ddqwf A plethora, even.
He was more panicked in this stream than he was when he had to eat otto during the great depression.
the ragtime black and white felt so natural that when it turned off i legitimately felt shocked
He is brainwashing you
This was so good live. He was actually losing his mind
who wasn’t
@@sickfvckkkkk me 🗿
@OneFortyFour the moment you realized you were like "oh, oh no... Oh no! He has completely lost it!"
@@mikemiles2241 😨
23:23 Doesn't wanna be the Elden Ring Pyscho Streamer but has threatened to put Chat in a meat grinder and has growled at us more than once
NO CHAT I DIDN'T GROWL AT YOU, I GROWLED AT THE BOSS
He did it TWICE, what a psycho.
35:20 he was driven so mad that he didn’t realise he dodged it to perfection lmao
this "no" right here 34:27 I think this is truly the most upset he's ever been in all his years of streaming
No that was in the thing stream when a turret killed him and he went "Oh my god oh my god oh my god"
Hit and run
he like fucking SNEEZES out the No
I was honestly expecting like a darth vader, "NOOOO" but it was still really funny.
@@dumbowe the most genuine, real and strained NO I've ever heard
40:03. Favorite Jerma meltdown. It's even better at 2x speed.
OH MY GOD 2X SPEED IM DYING
@@Lucy-zv3yx lmao yeah it's perfect
jermamobile
He's charging it MonkaS
half life tau cannon
37:01 you know it's bad when he breaks out the 'cheers to you' track
the whole ragtime bit was genuinely the funniest thing he's done. it was like seeing a man split into two different personalities, and each one is fighting for control.
The first episode was tree sentinel torture, and the final one is malenia torture. It’s kinda like poetry, it rhymes.
Of course torture and torture rhyme
@@kh2freak1337 what a coincidence
30:10 I love this part because he has almost an entirely full stamina bar
he means his old man gamer hands ran out of stamina. poor guy...
@@hipsterjustice the things old age do to a man
this game has a bizarre mechanic where if you hit zero stamina, you have to wait for the bar to refill a bit before you can start using it again.
@@christopherrapczynski204 it's because you have negative stamina
the real scarlet rot is jerma's face becoming bright red
47:25 he’s literally from smiling friends lmao
a literal cartoon character
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jerma would be a perfect guest on smiling friends
They both have the same names too!
I’m fucking losing it
This was the maddest I have ever seen him. Even more than all the Jerma is Mad parts put together.
Malenia was counting cards
I would believe you, but he never said he would put out cigarettes out on his dick in this stream (something no one should ever say)
@@anya_screen Better get your boarding pass cuz Malenia's just flyin' around the map.
@@anya_screen i mean by jerma´s definition she is, since shes constantly healing
Cheltie, I would like to thank you on the behalf of everyone who sees or does not see this comment, but has seen or wants to see Jerma's streams, but do not have the time. You have given us an incredible service and from the heart of my bottom, I wish you well.
Yup same here, being in an EU timezone means that I just can't catch his streams. Even if they're on a weekend, it's at like 2 AM so I'll fall asleep and not finish it. And it's gotta be a sick stream for me to sit through a 6-7 hour VOD. So these condensed streams are a godsend
thank you cheltie!
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Easily one of the best streams of the year. Every emotion in a matter of 7 hours, and one of the best bits
Last night I was watching this while going to bed. I was slipping in and out of consciousness. When the oldtimey ragtime part happened I thought I was dreaming. Jeremy you horrible horrible man.
He knew
The loathsome ass eater absolutely killed me
Jerma985 is a descendent of jeremiah874 a 1930's rage streamer
canon and lore
*broadcaster
37:40 "We're on your side; we're here for you!" As he loses the fight so close to actually pulling it off. Soul-crushing. You can only write this shit with a degree, I swear to God.
He had a window to get one hit in and that’s all he needed, that was actually soul crushing to watch!
Damn..he had it man. He really had it in the bag there. He hesitated for just a second or two and it cost him everything haha
@@heyyou8714 Hesitation is defeat.
@@jillsandwitch67 isshin spittin thousands of years ago proves true today
49:00 you can visibly see the tension and craze in his shoulders drop with the jump cut
37:30 was so painful to watch live, but also the hardest I've laughed in a good while
I really thought he was just going to end the stream after that. So painful.
He could’ve just whipped out a light attack WA and killed her I felt that secondhand rage
Why didn’t he just attack her 😥
@@DD-zr2wg I would have, he's stronger than we give him credit for
@@kenthestrawtoo he was just stressed as shit in that situation.
I love the Malenia cuts where he’s fighting the second phase, and then the next clip, he’s on the first phase.
40:20 dude was about to lift of 😂 what an experience watching it live
35:43 okay but he’s actually spittin’ with this one
The scenes where he enters the door to the boss, and then it immediately cuts to him back at the door are so funny
the amount of pain in my stomach right now from trying to hold in my laughter at work as Jerma beats the boss "gimmiegimmiegimmiegimmiewewewewewewewewewewewew"
Why is jerma so good at making up gimmick streamer ideas? Mr.jiggles, slime guy, trans-Atlantic 1930s streamer,anonymous witness testimony streamer,guy streaming from 2007, etc.
Chat says something and he leads on with that
OneGuy
ADHD lmao. Brain goes a mile a minute
17:48 perfect sync between her attacks and the music
it was interesting to see jerma’s descent into madness from fighting melania. his radahn cosplay comes naturally
the trump wife?
Radahn didnt hear no fucking bell
If I was in a movie from the 80's I wouldve looked at the rotating bear and snarkily said "I'll have what HE'S having"
holy fuck i’ve never watched this guy before but this was hilarious
Pretty much everything jerma does is hilarious, I recommend looking at his official highligt channel 2ndJerma
@@bulkypigeon i've always seen him around but had no idea he was so funny
"What happened to just swinging swords at each other?" Jerma you just fought Malenia
30:00 Jerma desperately screaming “TICHE DO SOMETHING!!” got me
i love how downright confusing he gets at 35:00. he's actually, literally, incoherent with rage
jerma went through all 7 stages of grief 3 times over in this stream
37:55 that is genuine anger right there, and I personally knows how it feels
The visceral reaction to Tiche's damage on Malenia had me on the floor during the stream. He doubted for so long.
This is the most devastated I've seen Jerma since Simpsons Hit and Run or Two Towers. Thank god for Tiche. My true Maiden.
Putting Jerma's projecting rants on the voices in his head after telling himself not to be the unhinged Elden Ring streamer was very appropriate
Jerma will get a boss to about 1hp
And think that it’s his health bar and get scared and run away
Already the winner of worst meltdown of 2022
Jerma's pop offs are so unique he sits there and suffers for hours and then just ewewewewewewewewewewewe and he ascends
I wish I could call jerma insane but melania literally drove me to drink and even worse made me use mimic tear
40:04 Jerma985 turns into an early 20th century cartoon plane
the Cheers to You run was so close, but getting greedy and rotting himself and then going for a heal when I think he could have gotten away with a last hit greed really hurt to see
"VR Josh would be able to beat Jerma in a fight"
(Jerma immediately agrees)
(Seconds later realizes that doesn't make any sense)
49:02 switching from combat stance
Omg lol
obsessed with how he refers to his me strong future stoned self in the third person every time
watching this live was an experience
i saw all the stages of grief multiple times over. what a blast
Can we preemptively vote ragtime jerma as the best joke that took 5+ minutes because im fucking dying
Imagine showing the black and white skit to your grandkids and telling them “this is what the internet was back in my day”
30:00 tiche tried its best and sacrificed itself for Jerma, a beautiful chaotic moment
man, I remember when I saw the "were they on CRACK?" bit, truly exeptional
I was getting salty with the final boss and uninstalled the game, but after seeing this, I have achieved the last stage of grief, and I'm ready. Thanks, Jerma.
Honestly same.
37:29 had to be his biggest gamer choke ever
Bruh 39:57 is the best part and you can't convince me otherwise
The turn to the camera and shout really makes it
mom: go play with the neighbors kid
neighbors kid: 40:04
These edits have brought a lot of joy to my life, thank you cheltie
this boss speedran the simpsons hit and run stream
17:50 Cathartic. The Jerma provides.
this is a must watch for all jerma fans. watching this meltdown live was a once in a lifetime experience
My favourite 1920s Elden Ring Streamer
Jerma and fromsoft games are just bliss. This whole video is golden the elden ring journey was a good one.
49:02 the way his shoulders drop lmao
it works now! thanks cheltie for your hard work!!!
Cheltie the absolute legend. Thank you sm for all these videos
18:47 Jerma took the wettest slurpiest drag of a cigarette i've ever heard.
I have not had a laugh like that in… a long time. Too long. Thank you for your work, Cheltie. I wish you speedy recovery after the damage done to your psyche from editing this footage.
bless you for these recaps
Thank u Cheltie for these amazing edits
Jerma breaking out the IGN ratings at the end.
These Jerma comps have been amazing I hope something that gives us as much as Elden Ring has can come later this year
The longer the videos the better! Thanks!
Thank you for these highlights Cheltie, I haven't watched the streams or vods, and watched these hoping they'd be great and they were.
I appreciate your way of doing highlights
Hey thank you for putting all of these on youtube I really appreciate it and I'm sure others do aswell. Sad that it's over :(
I only came across jerma 2 days ago and watched all these Elden ring videos and I’m so glad I did.
this ragtime bit has me fkn crying 😭
I like when Jerma985 was taken back to his home planet at 40:27 and is seamlessly replaced by Jerma986
Watched all parts thanks for that cheltie.
thank you for the whole thing cheltie :)
As fun as it is to see Jerma break, I felt his pain recently while fighting Melania and it baffles me how they nerfed Radahn despite him being way more fair and fun to fight but left Melania completely untouched.
Only way to fix malenia would be to remove the bitch entirely from the game. I’ve learned to fight her and in my recent playthrough I beat her in three tries but even then its such a miserable experience. I absolutely hate it
the healing is whats doing me in. bosses that heal normally are already a pain in the ass but shes on another level entirely. easy way to nerf her healing. just make it the exact same as her great runes effect. if you hit her she has a small window where she can recover the health by hitting you back. its stupid that she heals from every single attack that connects, especially when she has THE move where she just waves her 10 mile long sword around like a madwoman
Radahn is now a joke and ridiculous they nerfed him or any boss, every attack has a counter or way to avoid or dodge just need the timing and patience
Every single attack from her aside from waterfowl is well telegraphed and can be perfectly dodged. Even if you're close to her when she does the waterfowl, you can still tank a couple hits then completely avoid her second and third barrage of attacks. The healing is literally a non issue, it's not like she heals back to full everytime she hits you, what's the big deal? Literally a simple R1 can just stagger her.
Like don't get me wrong, Malenia is very challenging and kind of bullshit, but all this bitching about how she's unfair and not balanced and too anime is stupid. Learning how to deal with bullshit is what make these games fun. Tons of people have done it already even with slow weapons. There is no excuse.
@@hoshii.8533 Speaking the truth.
18:09 literally best jerma noise that has been playing on repeat in my head since the live
First character i did I used cloud of flies mimic tear and shredded through her 4th attempt didnt know what the big deal was. Second character was lvl 80 with no status or npc ashes, pretty much the same experience as jerma was having
And this is why ive only watched one streamer for over 10 years now hahaha fkn legend!
15:05 my new favorite bit, 1940s big bopper jerma
Yooo!, the jerma after credits scene is so hype! I cant wait for him to play it.
This brought actual tears of joy to my eyes. I can laugh because I was there where you are trying to kill her time and time again.
I ended up changing by build a couple of times before managing to kill her (without summoning a friend) . I felt your frustration. So many deaths. :(
you know jermas losing it when hes talking at one million miles a minute
the ragtime piano bit is my favourite joke he's done
26:15 is too good 🤣 his facial expressions and everything
last clip made me pog
So glad i watched this live
I love how easy it is for him to give in to the chaos. Our psycho
The ragtime bit was fucking inspired. League of his own fr
He sounds like shaggy when he’s low health and freaking out
This stream really made me feel like elden ring