The Lidl Song - Andy Conway

Catchy,funny & a little bit true, This Is "The LIDL SONG" Funny song about shopping.
Written & Performed By Andy Conway.
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Lyrics:
I've been shopping in Dunnes Stores now all me life,
When suddenly walks in my lovely wife.
We haven't got a drop of milk now
The rent man's on his way,
I got me hair washed cut and blow dried
so we've no funds left today.
We'll go to Lidl, Lidl, whatever the feck it's called
We'll go to Lidl, Lidl, the prices say it all,
I got a pair of shoes an anorak scuba gear
chicken nuggets satellite T.V.
I got the whole back garden decked out for €13.43.
I forgot the milk, and she'll f###king kill me.
Every month the magazine comes out,
from camping gear to brand new German stout.
The mother wont touch the meat
She still thinks that its odd and the father's wearing Lycra,
just to walk the fecking dog.
We'll go to Lidl, Lidl, whatever the feck it's called
We'll go to Lidl, Lidl, the prices say it all,
I got a lawnmower, vollyball laptop dartboard
a box of Hitler tea, I have the Christing fecking sorted
with enough for J.R.B's , I forgot the milk.
Now me shopping's less that 20 quid,
Th cheap auld Mars bars take up half me fridge,
The Tayto's still crap, we'll forgive them for that.
The vodka almost kills you with a Sip
We'll go to Lid, Lidl, whatever the feck it's called
We'll go to Lidl, Lidl, the prices say it all,
I got a weighing scales, beach towel, head torch
and a foot spa for herself.
I got a little German midget to come home and wash the delf,
I forgot the milk, I forgot the milk, cheers.
The Lidl Song by Andy Conway, All Rights Reserved.