We get drunk and watch Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) ft. Dakota Johnson
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Tall girl 2 is out I know its gonna happen all I can ask is when
Is it bad I want them to do a reaction to all the other fifty shades of grey movies?
ayo when "877-Ass-now" be droppin on spotify
Imagine doing BDSM in your billionaire partner's place and then you faintly hear the sound of 4 drunk boys making Geiko references
this comment really got me 🤣🤣🤣
@ᗰIᔕᑎᗩᑫ💥 Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
You’d start gut laughing really hard
@Paulo Hernanndizz oh yea ik i just felt like responding for some reason sdfjlklk
Little did we know, this whole video was a Geico ad.
This is as close to them watching Twilight as we're ever going to get.
They should watch it right before The Batman comes out
That'd be amazing.
this is sadly probably true
@@carter_lovejoy kinda disappointing if we didn't get a scene in the batman where batman pulls down the mask in front of riddler and is all sparkly down below... "Im the perfect predator, everything i am attracts you ... "
i legitimately remember them watching it wtf
I love when Zack just guesses a line and then it's said 5 seconds later
It was nuts
Also shows how poorly it’s written imo
I had to replay that moment just to confirm it was Zack who said that, not the guy who already seen it!!
@@jahcoba that's exactly what I was thinking
He’d probably heard line before, he just didn’t know where it was in the movie
Shows how predictable these things are.
The fact that the guys profusely make sex Jokes every second makes this commentary worth while.
and Geico insurance jokes
I love the part where RAZZLE predicted the line “I don’t make love, I fuck.” That was crazy!
SAME ahahahahaha
Timestamp? I’m trying to find it again but can’t seem to find it
@@sam_tbh 7:00.
@@monsterjambrony oh tysm
@@sam_tbh You’re welcome.
I swear these are the only guys to make insurance jokes while watching a movie about sex
See, this is a mistake, this is not a movie about sex, but about stupid shallow women fantasies.
@@TirelessGaming it is a Twilight fanfic, so you're not wrong
@@TirelessGaming dude I can confirm these are NOT women's fantasies lmao this was a twilight fan's fantasy that got changed up and made into a series
@@aceofjacks7071 one doesn't cancel the other. You'd be surprised by how many women want to be in a situation like the protagonist is in.
@@TirelessGaming This is the fantasy of someone who needs therapy, lol.
I never expect these to go the way they do. Like who the fuck would guess they'd end up singing remixes of the J.G Wentworth commercial? 😂😂😂
It's amazing how bizarre they get everytime! 🤣
I’ve really never laughed harder😂😂😂
Right! I was laughing my ass off😂
@ᗰIᔕᑎᗩᑫ💥 Silence bot
Best ever
“Are you seriously watching Fifty Shades of Grey by yourself?”
Razzle: Nah, IM WITH MY BOYS!!!!!!!!!!
Im with the Razzle team!
*Ryan in the distance: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
I think you guys should create your own Fifty Shades of Grey scripts, I can't even begin to imagine what stuff you'll come up with
Zach showed potential with the cat in the hat fanfic, so...
Stop that would be hilarious 😂
Probably something better
This is Katana, she doesn’t have my back. She fucks
@@Krystalqueen737 like mowing the lawn
I love how the main character admits, "Yeah, this man has a serial killer vibe" and then just continues all the way to Pound Town.
Pound Town...
Don't let a potential serial killer stop your journey to pound town
Well still a chance for you to get laid before dying, so high risk high reward
@@AverageAwesomeDude I would argue that that's a lose-lose situation
Priorities
“I like eating pills” I laughed at that way harder than I would have anticipated
The beats pill
Me too lmaoo
I know we're not supposed to talk about him...
but is that Bruno in your profile picture?
@@galaxychill9578 it’s my Halloween makeup of the killer from the movie Smiley
I don’t eat pills, I fuck
Knowing this is just Twilight fanfiction makes everything SO much funnier and more cringe.
The creepy friendzoned friend? The dead personality of literally everyone in this movie? It's awful.
and i love it
It’s an amazing dumpster fire
My friend found it before it became 50 shades. And she said it was just, it has no words besides just awful.
so we went from 9/11 to mcr to twilight to 50 shades to 365 days and im fucking terrified of whats gonna come next
@@jessbailie3539 💀 fucking same.
@@XxreadingaddictionxX what was it called because I want to read it now to see how bad it is
so if the film is 125 minutes long, and there are precisely fifty shades, that averages out to approximately 2.5 shades per minute. I don't know where I was going with this
WAIT THIS MOVIE IS 2 HOURS LONG WHO LET THAT HAPPEN
@ᗰIᔕᑎᗩᑫ💥 sharts loudly
Wouldn't it be 1 shade every 2.5 minutes?
Technically there’s a 125 shades of grey, a shade of grey every minute.
Underrated Comment
The part where they start singing Love Me Like You Do had me in stitches 🤣🤣
Haha😂
Do you love me like you do?
Because I feel like I do.
Which one
The most unrealistic part of this movie is that Ana made valedictorian without having a laptop or email all throughout college
A porn Razzle HASN'T seen before? Hell has frozen over.
Much like Walt Disney’s frozen head.
@@someidiot4754 They’re gonna wake him up just for him to….never mind lol
holy shit you're right a pig just flew past my window
666th like
There guys really made a job out of their rampant alcoholism.
Well, as they say... if you are good at something you should never do it for free (or something similar)
You guys should’ve done a drunk viewing of Robots, that would’ve been so damn funny
I'm totally down for that tbh. Wonder who would they simp for
@@yes.1374 I think we all know who...
@@actualchannel4766 There is plenty of competition though. Three milfs, two dilfs, fender and the little guy at the door are some of them. Not to mention one of the dilfs is Stanley Tucci
@@yes.1374 Ok ok, You got a point there. But come on, I mean... Aunt Fanny... does there really need to be a discussion over this-
@@actualchannel4766 Aunt Fanny even has her own short "Aunt Fanny's tour of booty", so that's a solid point.
Kids movies: plays.
Razzle: Simps and lusts over everyone.
Literal sex movie: plays.
Razzle: Let's SING A SONG!
Happy Valentine's Day, you bunch of weirdos. 💖
in their defense, this is like the least sexy movie about sex ever made.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
@@themacca277 Fr They definitely got more bricked up by Aunt May in Raimi’s Spiderman than this entire movie
@@iBlewupthemoon98 Also Susan Heffley and Rodrick from Diary of a Wimpy Kid
I can't believe you made one of your best commentaries on a movie that had to be blurred half the time.
Please watch, commentate, and blur the other two. This is pure gold!
from “Love me like you do…WHAT ARE YOU GREY-DING FOR?!!!!” to “call Grey G Wentworth, 877-ASS-NOW!” was not expecting this to be a sing-along lmfao
“You don’t EAT pills!”
Um would you have preferred if it said “swallow me”?
Actually yeah
I love how this commentary is still somehow less horny than the Bee Movie episode
I am SO mad nobody said "I've seen this porn before." ESPECIALLY at the beginning when you were checking who saw the movie before.
Serious missed opportunity
I feel like saying "i've seen this porn before" on a movie that is actually porn is a bit redundant so i dont think the joke would've landed as well
@@CoingamerFL Personally I feel it would have been really funny because it would be a running joke coming full circle.
that "welcome to grey theory" joke was way funnier than it got credit for
I love how like 90% of it is blurred so you have to guess what's happening based on their reactions
The fact that these guys made a 2 minute insurance joke while watching a movie about sex just shows me that they are drunk asf
14:08
The Chris Chan jokes made me lose my mind, that was hilarious lmao
Both Christian Grey and Chris-chan have a disturbing Oedipus complex. (too soon?)
@@lonesavior It's never too soon to make Chris Chan Oedipus jokes 😉
This is a list of movies that were mentioned in the live comments of this video. Not saying you should watch them, just a list:
• Twilight (2008)
• Space Chimps (2008)
• Superhero Movie (2008)
• Underdog (2007)
• Batman and Robin (1997)
• Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
• Twins (1988)
• Junior (1994)
• Ghostbusters (1984)
• Tall Girl 2 (2022)
• Planet 51 (2009)
- The Angry Birds Movie (2016)
• Mars Needs Moms (2011)
• Goodfellas (1990)
• Borat (2006)
• Dumb and Dumber (1994)
• Hop (2011)
• Robots (2005)
• Man of Steel (2013)
• Real Steel (2011)
Excuse me... Tall Girl *2* ???,?
@@_notquitehuman_ Yeah, Tall Girl 2
It’s a real movie isn’t
@@karlisgonzalez8858 yes it is
Tall Girl 2❌ 2 Tall 2 Girl✅
@@_notquitehuman_ netflix is trying to force me to watch it for the entire week
7:00 the fact that he predicted the line is hilarious
RAZZLE: the only channel to feature the most top tier singing
Easily a top Ten Razzle moment
take out sing with simp
Now they have to watch Sing!
This is so getting aged restricted so thank you guys for making 50 shades better than the actual movie🤣🤣🤣
my grandma passed away when i was 13, and when we were cleaning out her house i found the 50 shades of grey books under her bed, grandma was down bad 👌🏼🥴
Not only did she own the book Fifty Shades of Grey. She owned the bookS Fifty Shades of Grey.
MY GRANDMA WENT TO GO & SEE THIS MOVIE WITH MY MOTHER 😭😭😭😭
“What are you ‘Greyting’ for” is a musical masterpiece.
7:07 be like:
Gray: Welcome to my house, as you can see I knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.
Anna: Uhh… This isn’t tilted or a tower-
Gray: Well, you see, it's a Gamerpad. Not many girls come in here because I get Friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.
Anna: I’d like to be in the Friendzone. I’d like friends.
Gray: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don’t treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a Gamer, I don’t get respect.
Anna: Well, I’m not a Gamer, so maybe they’ll respect me!
Gray: That just makes you a Beta Cuck.
*non-existant voices start laughing*
That's the difference between you and I, Anna. I'm an... alpha gamer.
anyway, where we droppin boys?
AHAHA-
Better fanfic
“I don’t play. I game.” That needs to be on a shirt! 😆
My jaw is on the freaking floor omg I was not prepared. This is gonna be so fun. 😂
How much you wanna bet this one gets age restricted?
"Is that a katana"
Immediately "THIS IS KATANA SHES GOT MY BACK"
"Is that a katana?"
Famous last words
That "Eat Me" sign missed the opportunity to say "Swallow Me."
For context, specifically about the BDSM and contract deal:
This movie does the absolute worse job displaying BDSM, for a start the guy is a manipulative freak and I don’t think the woman ever actually consents (she was literally drugged), and it goes without saying that clear consent and mutual understanding is a core part of BDSM.
The so called “contract” is not legally binding (as in most places actual sex contracts are illegal), BDSM is usually entirely roleplay, and neither actually believe in their actions during the roleplay (like whipping your partner for being “bad” for example), and a contract would be a part of that roleplay, but both should discuss at length what they like or dislike while writing a contract.
In spite of the negative image of BDSM set by this movie and the other various porns, BDSM partners are very loving, doing only what both are comfortable with, and respecting when their partner says “no” (or rather, their set safeword).
Tl;dr, this movie sucks and don’t think for a second this BDSM.
My boyfriend and I are not BDSM people at least not to this extent but you know we have our own special things we like. And no matter what he doesn't change who he is. He remains the sweet, gentle teddy bear that I am head over heels in love with even when he wants to be all tough on me. No matter what we can always feel the love between us.
You know when the actor for Christian Grey visited a BDSM Dungeon to learn more about the scene, and to speak with professionals, the only thing he said about it was "I felt like I needed a shower". The people involved in this film, including the writers, look down on BDSM, yet want to portray it, for some weird fucking reason... Which is probably why the "dominant" in this film is a creepy loser, with a superiority complex. There's also no aftercare, and no mention of a safeword, which is exactly what she should have used at the end. It's such an insulting, and frankly dangerous portrayal of BDSM.
🤓
I think it should be added that negotiation is very important, even if it's just everyone involved sitting down and talking (which, from my understanding, is a lot more common in negotiation than a literal contract).
Also, Christian and Anna are meant to be a "thing", yet partners who are only play partners and not romantically involved are far more caring for one another, so that was what I'd call an epic fail.
@@esmeecampbell7396 It's very telling of your views on gender that you automatically assume all men are dominants, and, all women are submissive. Personally, I don't like, nor respect sexism.
I like how despite this movie being so focused on sex it's one of the few films they don't simp anyone
Alan being an unapologetic viewer of this movie is the kind of masculinity I live for
Today's biggest memes were brought to you by the 50th shade of grey:
- "I'm not good with people"
- The best cover of all time 5:45
- Grey doesn't, he f u c k s
I request getting the CEO of SEX out of this list and change it to "im not good with people"
@@CoingamerFL Request taken!
The lizard/Geico bit at the end got me crying 💀💀💀
The boys need to watch Venom: Let there be Carnage so that they can simp over Cletus's drip
I can hear the simping over carnage from here
14:39
Alan choking on his drink is the funniest thing i ever heard today along with "the GRASS!"
Saw the thumbnail, immediate reaction was “oh shit here we go”
@ᗰIᔕᑎᗩᑫ💥 no
The pizza delivery analogy would’ve worked a lot better as a story then what we actually got
I was laughing a lil too hard to this and my mom asked me why I was laughing so hard bro I don’t know how to explain this 💀💀
“Basically I’m laughing at 4 grown men making sex puns with insurance slogans”
I was trying not to burst out laughing while taking out my trash lmao
6:57
This is equivalent to Snapcube's SA2 Fandub where Alfred Coleman joked that Eggman would blow up the island before he actually did
PFFFFT YEAH 💀💀
they're one in the same
Fun fact:
Fifty Shades of Grey was actually named after Warren Buffett's teeth
😂
Anyone who wants "We get drunk and watch Kung Fu Panda ft. Master oogway." Say aye
Aye
Aye Aye Captain ;)
aye
Aye!
Aye! Aye!
"it's a perfect place. For People"
- Mark Zuckerburg, talking about 50 shades of the Metaverse
'Fifty Shades of Piss-play' had me on the floor
I'm embarrassed by how loud I laughed at Zach's Ellie Goulding impression
The Razzle Gang singing "Love Me Like You Do" is amazing! Keep it up!
This is definitely one of my favorites. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a CZcams video.
6:59 That hard read of the script was amazing
Predicting the line “I don’t make love, I fuck”
Is such a Razzle thing to do 🤣
I want a version where Grey is literally just Patrick Bateman
Let's see Paul Alan's sex contract
I thought he already was
the "bitch im sleepin" had me dead
Would you guys ever consider watching The Adventures of Tintin (2011) in this series? It's actually a fun, good movie, and there's a ton of characters in it to simp for lol
Honestly would be great.
@@icouldntthinkofagoodname.9296 Haddock be looking assertive rn
HOLY SHIT YES
they'll either simp for haddock, sakharine, or castafiore- that's my bet
Apparently there’s a sequel planned
The fact that they sang in perfect harmony is what cured my depression
Édit: i completly forgot about this video got recommended it again by CZcams and watched again this moment of the vid. It really made my day
Also timing code is 5:45
I love that when they blur the movie it’s literally just shades of grey
Two things
1. My bosses wife, was college roommates with Dakota Johnson
2. Where the fuck is space chimps?!?!?
cool! what was she like ? Do you know?
You could say that their car insurance commercial references were getting more: "Progressive".
8:08
Ana: “When you said negotiate, what did you mean?”
Grey: “I already have a contract prepared.”
Ana: “Sorry… I don’t negotiate with terrorists.”
7:44 I love how this joke will never die on the channel
Yo those closing bits are gold. You guys mentioned needing cash now and I immediately started singing the jingle.
Never had a reason to call them, but that phone number is going with me to the grave.
The Geico jokes were the pinnacle of innuendo humor
The WAP accords have killed me 😂
I’d rather vibe with these dudes than have a date on Valentines Day
11:30 that has to be Zack’s best laugh, he had to walk away from the mic
You guys really watched Fifty Shades of Gray and didn’t tell a single “I’ve seen this porn before” joke
This might be their best video. We will just have to wait and see
So... Was it their best because imo it wasnt
@@CoingamerFL This is up there
They've done funnier
@@jessicacaleno1998 The JG Wentworth parody didn't do it for you?
yknow i was thinking the other day “what if razzle made an american psycho commentary” but i thought it would be too much for youtube
and then they posted a 50 shades of grey commentary lmao
Well it was only a matter of time before they watch this.
“Get any more closer to me and you’re toast” being said right after Grey’s creepy sex promise almost ended my life. I can’t take a drink during these commentaries I stg 😂
Me and my friends having a running joke where we replace the 50 in the title to just a random number and it’s the funniest thing in the moment. 52 shades of grey, 74 shades of grey, 23 shades of grey, etc
his apartment is just ian hawke from alvin and the chipmunks’ penthouse
"I've always been good at people."
*"Are you sure?"*
😂😂😂 I'm dying at all the Geico/insurance jokes in this that went on sooo long..
I’m not gonna lie. I was expecting a “Beats pill” reference during the eat me bit.
Razzle making inappropriate jokes and random ass references is a billion times more entertaining than that God awful movie lol
Zach's "HUMP DAY!" is underrated.
This has taken over the Venom commentary as my favourite, its do damn funny
mmmmm i think i still prefer the Venom commentary. It'll be really hard to top that one
Venommmmmmmmmmmmm!
Of all the things I thought I would watch on Valentines Day, this is...not it, but I cannot be happier
12:49 this segment is twice as funny as it would normally be, since Christian goes out with women who look LIKE HIS FLIPPIN DEAD MOTHER!!
Fun fact: the fans of the books did not like the sequels, something to do with it turning out that she was just using him.
Bruh the IRONY 💀
So when he does it it's okay lmao.
So the plot, from what I can gather, is this. Really hot boss convinces quirky new girl to legally sign away her ability to break up with him or tell anyone that she's dating him. Girl is somehow okay with this and the audience finds it either sexy, hilarious, or disturbing.
Tldr "i dont make love, i fuck."
Oh it's worse, he repeatedly ignores her hard limits (things she said she absolutely did not want to do) and her safe word. i.e. he sexually assaults her. This somehow sexy to middle age women who think anything but missionary is kinky.
5:44 I'm gonna need a full cover of this song
I have never watched this movie. This is how I'm watching it.
Trust me, it’s the best and only way to watch it
That insurance bit at the end broke me on multiple levels. Nearly fell off my chair and hurt myself laughing.
I will be watching this while waiting for a drunk commentary of Who Framed Rogger Rabbit
Watch as they simp after Bob Hoskins
@@carter_lovejoy nah they simp the weasels
@@gamingraptorpro1800 Nah, they'd simp for Benny.
@Alexis Stelmack like with The Lorax, they all simp for every character except the one that can't fit a minion up his arse
6:04
thE PERFECT SYNC-
Yall were waaayy too in tune for a minute there XD almost sounded halfway good to my intoxicated ass
I need a full vid of 'What are you Greyding for?'
They impromptu duet was crazy
This video had me in tears.I died when Zack guessed the line and was so proud when he got it, and I died at the end when they started making insurance references.