Xiao Helps You Get Back to Sleep After a Nightmare (blowing/hair stroking/dubstep/assurance)
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
- Xiao talks about the past a.k.a my past cringe audios, and he also uses dubstep to fight off your nightmare and he blows in your ears w his anemo EMO powers.
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Only people who watched me when I had 600 subs and CringeArchon remember the KFC video 🧍🏻♂️
Edit//= I used to sleep w the dog squish mallow lmfaooo
i started watching you around all those xinqiu videos you made lol
omg i remember finding that video during online school and watch it so much bc it was funny :D
He better take us on a date in kfc again
LMFAO YEAH that one was a RIDE 😭😭
LMAOO PLS UR FUNNY ASF💀 “did i devour ur dreams? that’s ridiculous yeah. yeah i did.”
xiao after eating your dreams: THE FLAVORS ARE MELTING ON MY TOOONGUE 🤤
@@GraveASMR MMM-MMM-MMM THE FLAVORS ARE MELTING ON MY TOOOONGUE 🤪
💀💀💀
@@GraveASMR no he’d say it with the straightest face
XD
When Xiao said “ YOUR REALLY FUCKING WEIRD”. Haaaaaaaaaaaa
And the
“YOU LISTEN MOTHER MOTHER WITH ME”
I DIEING IN LAUGHTER.
REAL
Xiao: blows into ear with emo powers
Me: *gets shivers*
EMO POWERS AGDJFJF
gotta love them emo powers
Wait wait wait… anemo
anEMO
AN EMO?!
I can just imagine Xiao's mouth opening really wide and he screeches (the noise) in our ear
"you listen to MOTHERMOTHER WITH ME for hours" XDDDDDD
honestly i would, i love mothermother and i love xiao, what a perfect combination💞
Xiao : “you’re having a nightmare… fine, i’ll get rid of it for you.”
Xiao : *SCP noises commence*
Scared me quite a bit. I thought my tinnitus went into mega gear...
At that moment i thot my headphones broke 🥲🥲
we stan the scpiss- uhhh I mean scp foundation
NOT THE SCP NOISES
Xiao: when I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Listener:....And??
Xiao: and you are 😐
"When I first met you.. I thought you were really f***ing weird.."
I died- 😂✋
* sad Xiao simp sounds *
I was relaxing then got a "your really fucking weard"just got me into histerics
Nai: “Did I devour your dream? Don’t be ridiculous… yes I did”
Me:“Well shit, I guess you ate yourself”
Love this video :'))
LMFAO you’re so sweet ily 😭💙
WAIT HE DID
BAGAHGDGDDC THATS SO HILLARIOUS- LISTENING TO MOTHER MOTHER WITH XIAO? SIGN ME UPPPP
i've been getting really bad nightmares lately ty!
i I SPIT OUT MY WATER WHEN I HEARD BABY OMG
_also your art is so cute i will cry_
stop i has to cut out my laughter from the audio because i kept thinking of what his VA said
So Xiao does this effect to the bard...
I was trying to relax and just listen to this but I kept laughing 💀
"when i first met you, i thought you were very fucking weird"
STOP PLEAEE EVERYONE I EVEN MET THOUGHT I WAS WEIRD AT FIRST I CANT NCJABCKBSFNNSC
Just got to the “you were really fucking weird” and I- I understand, but it hurts ;u;
Yep. That's life sis.
Also yes it's Robyn 😃
OMG I REMEMBER THE KFC DATE I WAS THE ONE WHO REQUESTED IT 😭😭
you and luna are absolutely the best asmr genshin people,LIKE I LISTEN TO YOU GUYS 24/7 BRO YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME HAPPY BRO THANK YOU
ah thank you! i get a lot of neg feedback actually so I've been less motivated
“WILL THAT HELP MY QINGXIN” that was a jumpscare
I'm sorry but every time I see xiao now all I can think about is
"IF YOUR TOAST EVER BURNS-"
HELP SHXHFY
IF YOUR- STOVE IS EVER LEFT ON AND YOU'VE ALREADY LEFT THE HOUSE
@@GraveASMR HELLO BAYBEE DO YOU WANT TO GO TO UM- ARBEES WITH ME
@@heiheithechicken STOP I HAD TO GO BACK QND WATCH IT TO SEE IF IT WAS REAL
@@GraveASMR IM WHEEZING AND CRYING BAHAHA
I love this and Xiao hugging the squish mallow is so cute
So is no one gonna talk about Xiao calling us fucking weird after the KFC date💀💀
THIS IS SO FUNNY
“You listen to mother mother with me..for hours😻😻” GOOD NIGHT KMFOAOAOAOOA
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@@lumine9588 I’m asking why you’re here 😞
@@bgkankuro how dare you. And why do you think im here?
@@lumine9588 seeing the title of the video you had a nightmare or sum shit
@@lumine9588 maybe cus you are a freaking simp for xiao
Finally more xiao content ‼️
Your username is very relatable
The fact that this came up on my notifs, and the fact that I got my new puppy at the same time makes this better, time to listen to this with him 🤩🙌
luckyyyy
‘you listen to mother mother with me *tries not to laugh* just because i ask’ had me rolling this was so funny
also ‘when i first met you, i thought you were really fucking weird’
"16 buckets of KFC" 😭
Xiao: *when I first met you I thought you were weird and annoying*
Us: *aaaand?*
Xiao: *and you are*
“When I first met you.. I thought you were really f***ing weird”
Me :yep that’s s me 🥲
I need an 8 hour version where the end with the breathing and nature sounds just loops forever 😩
Where was this when i needed it at 1 am?
Either way thank you, I really needed this one since yesterday was a pretty shitty day.
YOU'RE VOICE IS THE EXACT SAME AS XIAO'S WTFFFFFF, I THINK I JUST FOUND MY NEW FAVORITE CZcamsR! SLAYY!;;
i wouldn't say exact but thank you 💙
This makes me uncomfortable and comfortable at the same time
Xiao: *blows air*
Me: *curls up into a ball*
I had just woke up but I’m trying to get back to bed and this is really helpful thank you
I'm glad 💙🦈
Nah this weak was really bad for me and this audio it really helps all I just need is Xiao to come home 👹
Did I devour your dream?? Don't be ridiculous.
..
Yeah,.. Yeah I did.
impeccable timing
i heard the laugh when you said about mother mother and started crying
ok but ily for making these, I cant sleep these days, even if I'm very young I cannot sleep, and I always wanted cuddles since I always had nightmares of my loved ones dying, well most of the time, that's why I hug my pillow o lay on the pillow thinking its him these days now, tysm for making this, it makes me fall asleep easier, don't give up Captain Nai
i am so glad 💙🦈 i hope these put your mind at ease as long as possible
@@GraveASMR 💙💙
I'm crying, that's gorgeous... 😭💘💘💘
the fact that i had one and i was looking for something to help, Thank you Nai!💙
WAIIT ITS UR BIRTHDAY??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAI
you are the best xiao
Love the art 😍 its so CUTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Xiao: you listen to mothermother with me. Me: WAIT YOU KNKW THEM... I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE XIAO OMG
Right though I love mothermother lol
"Well when I first met you I though that your so fucking weird" IM GOING TO FCKING CRYYYYYY XDDDASCB
Good thing he didn’t see my nightmare cause he would prolly see me stopping while in the middle of being chased by a monster to yell “oh my god, MOMMY!!” at this very beautiful spider lady, to quickly go back to running away from said monster. Best part was before I went to run again she looked at me! 😍
Wow.. That sounds like an amazing nightmare
@@TrixyPatch lmao it was. Like everything else before and after sucked cause the monster was mean. But that one scene made it all worth it 💀
Me wearing headphones hearing the shift to the right side of my headphones: “OH DAMN- HE’S SLEEPING ON MY FLOOR I GUESS 😂😂”
GASP. THATS YOUR ART?? AHH YOU DID SO WELL HE LOOKS SO PRETTY 💕💕 GOOD JOB ON THE VIDEO AND ART
Tysm for making this !! I'll make sure I listen to it every night, your voice is so comfortinggg- Can I get a Hi or a virtual hug? :o
" you listen to mother mother with me"
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO I WOULD HOW DID YOU KNOW
“you listen to mother mother with me for hours” HELPPP NOT MOTHER MOTHER 😭💀
Xiao: that you really f!cking weird.
Me: ya I’ll take that hit I know I am f!cking weird.🙃😊✨
"since you took me on that crappy kfc date" xiao how dare you popcorn chicken is amazing 🙄 i even marry it if you dont respect my kfc >:0
1:41
EEE I LOVE THAT PART-
YKR I AM SO INLOVEE❤❤
Also nice drawing!
“Did I devour your dreams? Your ridiculous, yeah. Yeah I did.
I like this one
I don't really have much to say other than I like it
It's nice
IN EARLY >:))))
Also amazing work on your asmr videos and ur art, ur very talented
I love your xiao fanart it is soooooooo cute oh Dios mío sorry had too ummmm speak Spanish cuz omg this fanart you made is sooooooooo cute
The fact no one’s talking about the mother mother comment is sending me into the stratosphere I’m fucking dying.
Me and my friend stupidly played a SCARY HORROR GAME AT NIGHT TIME that were both afraid of and I kept having nightmares and this calmed me down 😭
Ah yes, Xiao the humanoid dreamcatcher
Now modules can wait im going back to sleep TwT
I actually fell asleep to this
'' Oh for the love of Morax your trembling! '' had me wheezing XD imagine Morax hearing that! He would be like: '' My child loves me yay! ''
bro it said dubstep i thought he was about to start playing some remixes and bust down 💀💀
"When I first met you, I thought you were really fucking weird."
I FUCKING DIEDDDD
"After our first date, I was REALLY thinking you're fucking weird"
LMAOoo
"you listen to mother mother with me"
omg I love mother mother! lets listen together!
What a cute drawing❤
Yeah your right about me being weird-
GO ask my friends they will tell you that im obsessed with Venti-
my entire room is Venti themed its... its an anemo Venti room. *gives you my room*
@@GraveASMR I accept the room thank you
I was dieing at 'our KFC date' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IM SCREAMINGGG TYSMMMM FOR THIS VIDEOOOO
The dubstep noise made me jump and squeal lol. 😆😆 It tickles 😆😆😂😂😂😂
MOTHER MOTHER BABY LET'S GO
Not the 16 buckets 😭💀😂😂😂😂
WHEN HE YAWNED I YAWNED TO LMAO
YES IN MOTHER MOTHER WE TRUST‼💪💪
Imagine in 200 years some archeologists find this video and actually belive this emo shortie was a realperson💀
It’s the crappy KFC date for me 🥳❤️
“I laughed be cause of you-“
* Xiao learns to laugh flashbacks *
CC be like at 4:14 instead of the flower xing thingy bob i forgot the name: the flower is called shin sing now GREAT GREAT THANK YOU CAPTIONS OUR FLOWER FOR ASENDING XIAO IS SHIN SING OKAY THANK YOU-
XIAO DEVOURING LISTENERS BAD DREAM 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶
I'M HERE
MOTHER MOTHER FOR LIFE YEAHHHHHHHH
"Well you see" NO NO DHAR MAN GET OUT OF THIS AUDIO
NOT DARH MAN
@@GraveASMR YES DHAR MAN
Lmaoo I love Mother Mother
*I fogot that i bought 16 buckets of KFC fried chicken just so me and Venti could smuggle drugs*
5:00 I WAS SO NOT READY FOR THAT
Real life: me, gets to kfc.
Buys only a little chicken
Hordes all the sides
The end.
I kept laughing cause now whenever I see xiao I think of his VA trying to laugh as him. 😭
"your really fucking weird "😭
1:14
Dhar mann that you?
I can see what you did there😖
I had to do a double take when I read dubstep💀
IM SO SORRY BUT WHEN HE SAID CRAPPY KFC DATE MY BROTHERS SPEAKER SAID “wanna break from the ads😏” 💀 I CAN’T😭
Damn what if i was having a good dream one of those iykyk🤔
Not gonna lie I more imagine my Genshin oc who’s in love with Xiao whenever I listen to the ones with just Xiao. But then there’s literally everything else. That’s where I insert myself.
SIXTEEN BUCKETS OF KFC
sorry for ruining the 69 comments
but the art is rlly cute-
LMAO my battery is also 69😂
when i first met you...i thought u were rlly fking weird....and when we went to out first date...i thought you were RLLLYY fcking weord
IM DYING