Jewelry Host Did It...
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- čas přidán 30. 04. 2012
- He finally cannot take it any longer and give in into the temptation.
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“It’ll look good on your dead body”
Damn💀💀💀💀💀
Savage
Fuckin kills me every time 😂
@@koto9849 Apparently you arent the only one
The slight laugh at the end is great too
That one got me so good lmao
"You don't have the *B A W L Z* "
Godamnit I'm not scared to do it
Lady *B A W L Z*
I heard it more like "B A R L Z"
@@lateshagallman5778 nah you scared, you got lady bawlz
@@aroon2923 Hello? I'm calling about the peridot earrings?
"You got lady balls!"
I love that the old folks pile on too.
Me too.
Would probably be me as an old man
Yeah it funny 😃
Barls
goddamn I'm not scared to to do it
My grandma fell for this scandal but me mum was able to stop her from buying this junk. I’m glad they made this episode to call out those greedy bastards.
hey , what was the scam? how did they scam people? i don't know about this
@@konakl most of theproducts you see that are regularly advertised on tv are fake and have no real use there are channels that advertise scam like this stuff all day like the one in this video. The products are garbage or fake and you pay full price for it
@@trollwarlord2967 thank you for explaining :)
@@konakl no problem ;)
@@konakl pretty self explanatory if you had any common sense
"You don't have the barls"
"You got lady balls."
😂😂😂 I read that right as he said it
We all saw the clip, smartass.
@@balabanasireti who cares? Have you heard of Quoting?
Sounds like an old aged Clint Eastwood
"He was right. Do it."
"Folks this is an 800 number. Every time you call and tell me to kill myself it's costing us........TWO DOLLARS AND THIRTY SIX CENTS. So now how about a caller who wants to buy jewerly"
Kezdurs "You're too scared to do it aren't ya? You don't have the balls."
"God damn it, I'm not scared to do it"
Rotten Raspberry "Nah you're scared. You got- you got lady balls."
"I'm calling about the Peridot ear rings."
I love how the price changes slowly every time he yells a price
"every time you call to tell me to kill myself it's costing us $2.36"
@johnherbert1431 it's worth every penny
1:03 Voice actor sounds like he got close to laughing out loud
grendo44 factz
In the documentary, Matt and Trey are frequently losing their shit while voicing the characters
@@LaKyMarEntertainment that makes it even funnier
I mean that's what prank callers do lol
@@stunseedordeesnuts tbh thats fuckin true lol
1:04 dude barely held it in
Honestly, that was probably his best take.
Makes sense for the caller to laugh too though.
@@AnalyticalMenace Probably 😂
Parts where the voice actor couldn't hold back laughter:
0:57
1:03
1:16
Can't blame them though
"You got lady balls" LMAO
If you have ever had an elderly relative who was taken in by these shopping shows, you will appreciate this episode all that much more. 😎👍😎
you're just upset that they won't be leaving you their money instead of spending it on trash.
@@Cole-ek7fh actually, I had to pay for most of it, because my relative ran out of money.
Or anyone who has every purchased a wedding ring.
My grandma watched them all the time but I don't think she ever bought anything. Never heard about her having any financial trouble at all. I think she just liked to look at the "jewelry" on the screen.
Televangelists are even worse. I wish South Park would do an episode ripping on Joel Osteen and the private jet and mansion he bought ripping people off in the name of God.
The fact the camera and mic were on during the whole scene just proves Stans point
Proves it how?
@@CyberLink70 because the focus isn't at all on the host who's actively commiting suicide but rather the jewelry. It's meant to show how hollow and empty these shopping programs are and where their real priorities lie which is on making money off their shit products
@@the1downs696 just found out a company selling a product wants to sell their product
@@MrEminemthe only possible way to tell you stupid I think your comment is would be to repeat the guy before you's comment. If you're being inflammatory on purpose congrats I guess, it got one guy to waste two sentences on this.
@@chilly456 His point is entirely valid. "Capitalism is capitalism". Wow, shocking revelation. What's next? You should clean your room?
The real chilling fact is that these things even have to be pointed out in the first place for people to react to it.
I just love how the camera man and staff just let him do it XD
I mean, he has a gun :V
Jetstream Jaeger he’s paid to record, not to intervene.
@@Dragoon1809 Lol, harsh XD
He always go work somewhere else.
@@salvadorchavarria6803 maybe the afterlife has a jewel store.
He had the balls, he did it.
Or he had preceding depression beforehand lmao
You need balls to sell craponite ear rings.
@@acidmana6141 More like the soul rott from being a scammer.
they look good on his dead body
He had Lady balls
“You got……lady balls!”
Hooray for Stan’s grandpa! 😂😂😂😂😂
Flew a Spitfire in WW2 unless he's exaggerating or senile. Must have been in Eagle Squadron.
This reminds me of a surreal experience watching one of these channels late at night in an Italian hotel. They were selling these weird metre-tall translucent plastic 2D cutouts of what looked like the figure on a male bathroom symbol - just absolute junk that nobody could possibly want. I didn't understand what they were saying as it was in Italian, but one of them started shouting, knocked over the figures and stormed off. I can only imagine he had an epiphany and realised what he was doing with his life.
I hope he's doing well.
Lol i hope someone recorded that and uploaded it
I NEED to see this
@@nikopachinko6969 Unfortunately this was in the days before CZcams or HDR, so it's unlikely anyone has a copy.
@@drunkenhobo8020lost media 😮😮😮😮
That was just a standard italian greeting.
Keep thinking that was Stan’s grandpa. “You’re too scared to do it, aintcha? You don’t got the balls.”😂
Godamnit I'm not scared to do it
@@lateshagallman5778 nah your scared you got- you got lady balls
It is!
I think stands grandfather would have used quite a bit of colorful profanity LOL
@@lateshagallman5778 ah you’re scared. You got lady balls. *click*
"everytime you call and tell me to kill myself, it's costing us 2 dollars and 36 cents"
absolute gold
More golden than all the faux jewelry being advertised on those local channels combined
@@youngmasterzhiid say it's about the same
The fact that they change the price on the screen to match that is f’ing hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
Stan's grandfather is even more Savage. Holy crap dude
Remember that he insulted Death itself and lived after that !
"Craponite"
Craptonittapansanite.
Chinesium
Sweatshoptopazium
Shut up, I read this as he said it and thought I lost my damn mind lol.
Chloromelanite
I love how that jewellery stand keeps rotating with the QVC music in the back round.
That's my favourite part too 😂
And that hotel music in the background😭
1:04
You can tell they were trying their best not to laugh when delivering that line.
To this day, I’m still waiting to see a conflict like this happen on the Jewelry networks just to spice up the atmosphere. Also, I’d gladly take the Peridots if they kept it at the toll number price.
What is that profile pic?
@@OmegaChase1002 looks like fan art of spinel from the Steven universe movie
@@thatangryoctopus5826 yeah just a regular fan art of course
Craponite is hard to come by these days. Getting some for $2.36 is to die for.
In Greece, where I grew up, there was a midnight telemarketer and people would constantly call him and tell him all kinds of nasty, hilarious shit. Many times they’d lead him on as if they were genuinely interested in the products just to end up telling him to go fuck his mother and other nice things of that nature.
There’s a video of it on CZcams too.
People in old folk homes had a betting pool going on this man's life
They gotta keep themselves entertained somehow.
"Holy shit this is better than bingo!"
The idea of a cacophony of elderly voice calling one after the other, all goading you into taking your life. Sounds truly terrifying.
straight people would not survive the winter
“I got a gun right here. What do ya think about that?”
“Put it against your temple and pull the trigger.”
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
One thing that's funny is he had a gun on standby anyway when or why did he have that 😂🤣
The excessive use of emojis is horrific
Jonathan Huerta The irony of someone using hyperbole to address someone else being excessive.
@@b0x1n9f4n ...that doesn't make any sense.
@@AncapOtaku must not be from the USA huh?
0:58 The irritation in that "Yes ma'am" 😂 Honestly everything about this scene is golden. Every tiny detail 👌🏾
I'm pretty sure it was relief over having a normal call
That's a good verse.
The best part was the person who’s voicing the 3rd elderly caller who is actually holding in laughter and let’s put a bit of a giggle while reciting his line “they’d look good on your dead body” 😂😂
Soon this video will grow massively due to the youtube algorythm. See you back in 7 years
HELL YEAH BOYS.
Called it
Algorithm*
7 days*
And there it is
It's so satisfying hearing an adult in South Park say that Stan Marsh was right
"That there is the straw that broke the camel's back!" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
I love how you can hear Trey Parker laugh at the end of one of the old people lines. 🤣
1:04 lol Matt starts laughing.
That was actually Trey but yeah lol.
@l_SuperHiro_l Nobody cares, get lost
@@sirreality9811 Get lost
@@Susowusjud4933 Jesus loves even you.
@@I_SuperHiro_Ithat’s a surprise.
“And nothing of value was lost”
1:04 you can hear the actor start laughing as they’re saying the line
I caught that too
I don't blame them though
"Youre too scared to do it arent ya, you don't have the balls" LMFAO
“You got lady balls”
@@superhomie4363 funnier
And nothing of value was lost.
Want to like but the count is at 100 and I’on wanna ruin that
Just like when my aunt killed herself.
That’s not true, what a terrible thing to say
The network lost $7.08 from the old people calling in
@@autisticskeleton1041 again, nothing of value
Whenever I'm feeling suicidal, I watch this clip over and over until death becomes funny again.😂
There's no way you're as bad as that guy.
@@BloodInTheStrawberries hes not responding.. oh no..
@@BloodInTheStrawberries 👁👄👁
@Olive Oil Uh oh... Stinkyy
@@dylanisaac1017 no
I knew my great-grandma, and was there when she passed. Even on her deathbed, she was telling my mom not to buy anything for her from those home shopping channels.
She knew whats up
I lose it everytime she says, *"They'd look good on your dead body"* like JESUS, GRANNY 🤣😭
This is probably my favorite moment in all of South Park
I worked at a thrift store (non-profit charity)for a while and we had a jewelry department. We had tons of stuff like you would see on shopping channels. Apart from the real gold and sterling nothing was over $20 and most of it was under $5.
Hilariously enough there was quite a few old people checking the cheap stuff with magnets thinking that our in-house jeweler didn’t check for that already.
Isn't Gold nonmagnetic?
@@Celestial_Wing Correct it's one of the most basic checks done by the inhouse Jeweler. The old folks were looking for something that wasn't sticking when everything they would check always did.
I love how the price changes to whatever they say regardless if its the jewelery
"they would look good on your dead body" man it always kills me
sUiCidE isn’t a jOke!! South Park: hold my beer
The last lady who calls you can hear the voice actor breaking character for a single second 🤣
I remember my grandma watching this
I didn't realize how much of a scam it is.
Sometimes I used to do imitations of the guy that sells the 100 piece knife deals. I always liked the way that he talked and was always surprised that people were actually buying them. Idk who needs that many knives,but he made it seem like they were fun for the whole family.
Back in the day when this was a new episode I laughed so hard I couldn't talk anymore and the Doc said I fractured my throat
South Park rules
you can HEAR the voice actor trying not to laugh at the "they'd look good on your dead body" line
Why does CZcams keep recommending this? Not complaining though, South Park funny as hell
lol
@Orion69North smh it's because I disliked CZcams rewind
It detected animation which must be kid friendly according to their algorithm and that means it should be shared
I searched for it lol
@@inanimatesum4945Frl Like I could make a torture animation and CZcams would be like this video is for kids because animation
"Alright, goddamit, we got another COMEDIAN!!" Lol
He revived himself a couple of seasons later
Carl Freericks which episode?
@@Ac7d yeah i wanna know too
The jewelry channel was here before time, it will exist after the end of time
reruns
Yeah I remember hearing his voice in a newer episode and was like, "Didn't that dude blow his brain out???" But then remembered so did the Mayor
I love how the price changes when he says any price
Apparently some old geezers (maybe including Stan's grandparents) heard what Stan said, and were inspired to call in themselves.
You figured that all on your own?
one of the callers is stan’s grandpa
Preying on Seniors, Children or Animals is parasitic behaviour at its worst. Trey and Matt did a good thing with this episode.
Seniors are the parasites
Did it actually change anything in the US?
@@elonwhateverDoesn't have to, it's a TV show. Fuck the real life.
They made suicide into a COMEDY SITUATION considering their VERY OWN Mary Kay went on and KILLED HERSELF in 1999... 😠
I like every time the guy reads out a price they change the price
There are few people as blunt and brutal as pissed off old people.
Recommended back at it again
And nothing of value was lost
"they look good on your dead body".... :D LMAO!
I like how that one guy just said "You don't have the balls to do it"
Guess he had the balls.
unfortunately he may have the balls but now he doesn't have the brains... they're all over the wall
Atleast he ain't a pussy...
You mean bawls
That background music is so on point I dont know why but the scenes of the jewelry tv show are some of the most hilarious ive seen in south park
1:07 THAT THERE'S THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK!!!!!
You got you got lady balls
1:01 Even the voice actor started to laugh a bit
This part of that episode made me and my mom laugh so hard I really cannot believe that this joke is almost 11 years old it's 😂😂😂😂 RIP mama.
I’m glad my grandpa preferred the radio over tv shows for this reason. And every time he “bought” me jewellery he just handed me some money to buy a birthday or Christmas present that way he knew I would like it.
0:44 you don’t have the bawls
I love how the price of the jewelry changes whenever he mentions the price of literally anything 😂😂
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's gone!
this episode made me laugh harder than any other episode
Assisted suicide is illegal unless it's on QVC.
I love how there’s this super happy music in the background
That's Jewlry store music.
Real talk.
That’s a pretty cold blooded old lady.
0:51 man im dead
Deep down inside himself, he knew he was doing the right thing.
So did everyone else.
1:24...*Kills himself*...Me :"Ah Yes Paint the room crimson!"
🤣
So edgy bro, ooh you're hardcore
@@CrudeConduct666 nigga who asked
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!
The Ruby fluid of life unleashed!
“You don’t have the baaawwwllllls” 😂😂😂😂
I damn near lost it when I first saw this. The Peridot line was hilarious.
1:02 you can hear the voice actor laugh at the end lol
I wish all telemarketers would do likewise.
If people stop falling for their garbage they'll go away.
@@Thunderchild-gz4gcthey target people who's minds aren't all there or people who don't know how scams work. It's impossible for EVERYONE to see past their bullshit.
“You got lady balls” is the most powerful line here.
I love how they almost broke character
That there’s the straaw that broke the camels back
I love how they replace the price when he says the price of the phone calls lol
I love how the prices change on the ad.
“You got you got lady baaaawlzz”
I like how the price of the jewelery changed when he talked about how much the calls costed them
In all fairness, $2.36 cents for those earnings is a steal... those earnings are worth more than that.
Yeah, 2.37
I can name a certain 8-story-tall crustacean from the Petadoic era that could name a good price on that
@@DJWarwing DAMNIT, MONSTER!
But $2.36 is how much Dean gets charged whenever people call the number
One of the rarest moments in South Park where the adults actually listen to the four boys
Not really. The adults have listened to them quite a few times.
Man that lady at the end “I’m calling about those earrings, they look good on your dead body”😭😭
Stan inspired a revolution
i love how price change everytime he give numbers xD
1:24
The jewelry that was facing the host when he, you know, did the deed, are not gonna be sleeping well tonight remembering that.
I'd pay 1,000 USD for someone to llik me. Read llik backwards.
“You, you got LADY BAWLS”
One of the best endings to a South Park episode makes me laugh every time.
You don't have the BAAAWLLSS
You got lady BAAAWLLSS
YOU DON'T HAVE THE BAWLZZ